"We'll need to open an investigation" Blunt said, "What is your decision?" Ian looked down at the screaming wriggling bundle in his arms and smiled. "I quit". - Or, the one where Ian tells Blunt to go fuck himself, Alex is unwillingly drawn into the spy world at fourteen anyway, and Yassen finds a certain over-protective-rampaging-on-the-warpath uncle very attractive indeed.

Written for the SpyFest 2023 Gift Fic Exchange for CallsignSky on AO3. I decided to hit on all three prompts: Alex blows something up, MI6 isn't happy; Alex adopts *exotic animal* without Jack knowing; Blunt dies surprisingly. Devilverse! Crack! Gen!

Written for SpyFest Week 4. Prompt: "And just who are you going to report me to!" Gordon must find the small amusements in his long tenure at Malagosto. Besides, this was Scorpia, not some sort of fluffy police force. For pongnosis.

Written for SpyFest Week 3. Prompt: The Zoom Call from Hell. Loosely inspired by a conversation in a Discord server. The executive board tries to be professional and ends up bickering like a failed married couple on a Zoom call. For sunlitlemonade on AO3.

Alex really should have stayed home and learned the stupid lines before he failed drama class. But now he was stuck with an assassin and madman, with no help in sight. But what he didn't expect was for Yaseen to kidnap him at the end of the whole ordeal. Alternative ending of season 2

Written for SpyFest Week 2. Prompt: After Dark. In a world where Dr. Hugo Grief once experimented in cloning, another doctor experiments with something far darker and far less well-funded. Crack! Halloween Special Vibes! Devilverse!

Written for SpyFest Week 1. Prompt: "It's good to have you here, Alex." In which MI6, the CIA, and Scorpia have combined forces in a desperate last ditch attempt to draft Alex Rider into World War Three.

Darkness, whether literal or metaphorical, always comes eventually. It's a part of life. And when you come from a family of spies, darkness tends to come for you more often than anyone else. It is something that Alex must learn to embrace, one way or another, if he wants to survive. Written for SpyFest 2023 Week 2 and the prompt is "after dark".

RE-WRITE: So, how did you two meet? "Darling, why don't you tell the story, you tell it so much better-" "Well, we both used to work for different banks. And then I tried to kill him." AlexXOC. Further summary inside.

I'm the daughter of an internationally renowned assassin. Now I'm following in his foot steps. It wasn't my choice but it is my life. The latest job. Kill Alex Rider. Both my father and I are sent to ensure it gets completed. The problem. My father almost died because he refused to kill the boy previously. Can I kill Alex Rider and save our skin or was everything going to change.

Yassen arrives at the hotel room only to find his target dead and Alex Rider standing above with a smoking gun.

When you're the clone of the most successful teenage super-spy, you can only guess that'll you be dragged into their life too. Julius Grief is back. This time he'll get revenge - in more ways than one.

Yassen needs a date and Alex needs a cover to get into Thomas zerowich’s party (MI6 suspect he is the head of a human trafficking operation they have been keeping an eye on)

What would have happened differently if at the train station, Yassen Gregorovich had decided to confront John Rider, aka Hunter, instead of going to the dacha in Silver Forest?

K-unit finds Alex on surveillance tapes after years of thinking he was dead. They launch a rescue mission but when they find him they worry he might just shatter. It will be a long road to recovery if it isn't too late.

Alex was captured and held for a week by an unnamed enemy. K-unit rescued him, but not in time. The teen wakes to find he's been blinded. Now he has to figure out life without sight. (Set sometime after Scorpia Rising) Rated M for language.

Where the police come and tell Ian and Jack that Alex and a Tom Harris have been run over. Hit and run...

With Jack's death and the threat of Scorpia on the rise, Alex is sent to his old SAS unit for protection. Haunted by his past and terrified of his future, will Alex finally be able to heal and move on? Or has he fallen past the point of saving? Remember, Scorpia never forgives and it never forgets...

Major Winston Yu is a British Man. This means that he needs to watch the coronation. Now, if only he could recruit the appropriate company for it. Surely Orion wasn't too busy? Crack! Devilverse! Timeline What Timeline!

Alex Rider is sick of people dying because of him, so he does the only thing he can-he becomes someone else. 19 year old Matthew Smith passes Selection and joins the SAS, but not everyone seems to appreciate his company...at first. Maybe these people he swore he wouldn't get close to will become the family he needs...unless his enemies are closer than he thinks. K-Unit and OCs!

While trying to escape a burning building, Alex encounters an injured Yassen and proves he is every bit his father's son.

Fiona, Sabina, and Alex make a startling discovery about her case. Apparently, nobody kept their promises or told the truth in the intelligence world. Tending Your Gardens Part 10.

Alex Rider had never expected Sabina to get together with Fiona Friend. The woman had been accused of murdering her parents. He wouldn't have been convinced of her innocence without the recording proving otherwise, but he does want to help. Tending Your Gardens Part 9.

Reeling with the fact that MI6 did not cause the deaths of Fiona's parents and that Crawley knew about Fiona's innocence and did nothing, Sabina is forced to confront her past with Alex. Tending Your Gardens Part 8.

Devilverse! Sequel to The Marvelous Marriage and The Newest of Nuptials. Set shortly after the Graff mission when Yassen and Brendan Chase are gossiping about arranged marriages for Alex. Brendan Chase and Scorpia don't quite know what to do with the fact that Alex is already married. Crack Taken Seriously!