Marie Kanker; Juvenile Delinquent, Trailer Trash and...Wizard in Training? Yeah it was a surprise to her as well. After Ten years of being part of the Kanker Sisters she's suddenly all on her own, in a new school, far from home living in a co-ed dorm with nothing but the clothes on her back and money left to her by her mysterious father, but hey it should be fun, right?

It is a normal day in the Cul De Sac and everyone is dreading going back to school, until owls swoop from the sky and give everyone Hogwarts letters. Join Ed, Edd, n Eddy as they get sorted into houses, learn magic, and meet iconic characters, along with the entire Hogwarts experience.

This is a kevedd story set in a Harry Potter AU. When Kevin's whole life had been nothing but violence, how hard could it be to win some stupid little cup?

The Ed's are going to Hogwarts, and they're happy to be going together. But they don't know what they'll do when they're each Sorted into different Houses.

Sounds more British, now, doesn't it?