What if they never left the balloon, but used it to escape Boneville? What if the Doctor wasn't stopped by Quote?

A pair of highly recognizable rat creatures come across an even more recognizable halfling at the beginning of his journey. It goes about how you'd expect.

For Calvin, all his life he's always been causing trouble all the time. But when one of his pranks go too far and makes Rosalyn quit, his parents chose to get a new babysitter and when he arrives, Calvin now knows that life will never be the same.

Moving I sit back in my seat and let out a long sigh. I roll down my window, my auburn hair ruffling. My dad looks at me and smiles, "C'mon Avery, smile!" he says and turns on the radio. 'Tennis Court' by Lorde was on. The song reminded me of my friends and grandmamma. I roll my eyes and look out the window and see a farm with chickens and cows and a few horses I rode before.

Ha ha ha! It is to funny for friend fell into my trap.Even you could tell it is a trap. Ot is just a Radom hole plus a sigh that says meet you ke the hole in the eastern mountains. But this time it is not a lion protecting it. It is...ZOMBIES!

"That's it. This is just too weird. We're leaving!" "For once, Starscream, we agree." A lowly organic planet manages to scare off several Decepticons through sheer strangeness.