This is not a story. This is an attempt at humor, and more specifically, poking fun at what I thought was a very melodramatic series finale.

Clark and Lois have the weekend off. Just Clois fluff.

AU Chloe's life is about to be turned upside down. Ultimatly this is a Chloe/Oliver fanfic but due to a drink called LOVE there are Chlex and Chloe/Kal/Clark scenes. WARNING NC-17/R rated material contained. I changed things a bit. Finally new Chap up

My version of a Clark and Lois Bachelor/Bachelorette party;) PLUS the morning after.

Several Pairings. Don't assume based on the searchable characters. Some people just shouldn't have access to other people's computers.

Chlark, Set between seasons one and two. Requested by The Fallen Sky. What happens when Clark isn't willing to let go of his and Chloe's fledgling relationship. One-shot.

Because Chloe is equal parts perceptive and mad genius. Also, AC has a revelation while learning to enjoy the hugs.

"It was nothing but a chance encounter, a simple set-up that neither of them wanted to attend. But they did, and they had found each other." Sequel to "Time Makes it Harder," takes place in the Mirror-verse.

*Complete* AU Smallville. One night while doing the Talon's books, Lex and Lana give into the attraction which has always been between them. This was my very first Fanfiction story. Lex/Lana. One-shot.

A rewrite of Failsday (this was the first fanfic I ever wrote)

Chloe and Davis visit a museum.

In the Luthor family, you're only welcome as long as there's a use for you.

If you asked nearly anyone, they'd tell you that Lex Luthor was Superman's nemesis. They'd be wrong.

Clark and Lois are on assignment as passengers on the Titanic 2, a ship commemorating the 100th anniversary of the original Titanic. Is the Titanic 2 doomed to the same tragedy as the first?

When Clark was in Lex's mind, he promised Alexander that he'd be looking out for him, and that they'd see each other again. Now Clark is going to the mansion to make sure he keeps that promise (only, you know, without being a condescending *** this time).

Warning - HEAVILY IMPLIED INCEST in the first chapter. No detailed sexual stuff though. Jason/Chloe pairing for later chapters. and THAT will be detailed. This is to lay the groundwork for Jason's psyche. Don't like the first chapter, don't read it. It's that simple.

Oliver is an out-of-control playboy looking for redemption. Chloe is a woman with a mission but no means. Somehow they need each other - perhaps in more ways than one.

What would have happened had Clark disappeared with Zod and the Kandorians? How would have Lois have coped? How would the world, especially if greater dangers lurked in the near future...

At night, Clark thinks he only has himself to blame.

Clark comes home to find that Kara has discovered the greatest set of Sci-fi movies ever made: Star Wars! We all know that Clark doesn't care much for fiction, but what about Kara? Especially when she makes a connection with one specific character in the movie. Clark agrees, but in what sense? Set in Season 7, mild spoilers for Star Wars, but they're the obvious ones :

This is a series of short and longish drabbles about the times that Clois hates each other and loves each other. I'm not sure how often I'll be posting them, but most likely when I have the inspiration.

One-shot AU. Takes place after Clark fails to pick up Lois after she came back from Star City.

After receiving a fruit basket from Zod, Lois winds up in the hospital. Will a kiss from a handsome, erm, alien awaken her? Set in the ninth season, between "Conspiracy" and "Escape".

Cassandra has a vision a little more complete... From 1x06 'Hourglass.'

AU Earth 2. Lois and Clark meet in high school.