Sansa opened her mouth to contradict him, but Jon beat her to the punch. "I'm not saying I like Joffrey. I think he's a pompous little brown-noser who has his head stuck so far up his butt that he literally talks crap, but I think the same thing of Theon and I care about him." (In a modern, alternate universe, Joffrey turns out to be a pretty decent guy. For AuroreMartell.)
Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Sansa S., Joffrey B. - Complete