The lights came on in the studio that was of a classic British game show (although some of you may or may not know that already).
"Welcome toonsters to Hole in the Wall!" The announcer announced. "Here is the host who is the host for behind-the-scenes reasons, Dylan Dalmatian."
Despite the audience cheering, Dylan never came onto stage. After a brief few seconds, he was dragged onto the stage by two hooded figured wearing ACME Looniversity robes, revealing to be Dizzy and Little Beeper. Afterwards, they walked off, and Dylan started the introduction.
"Uhh, welcome everyone to Hole in the Wall." He nervously greeted.
A camera panned to view that the game show is taking place in a literal hole in a wall.
"I'm your host, Dylan Dalmatian, who is hosting this game after a rock-paper-scissors match, and not because there are toons holding my diary hostage." Dylan nervously continued. "A-anyways, let's start off with the red and blue team. For the red team, we have Buster and Babs Bunny, no relation."
Buster and Babs came in through the floor, wearing the red attires.
"Not the floor!" Dylan exclaimed. "They'll cut that from the payment, provided I get payed for hosting this."
"Oh, who said you were getting payed?" Buster asked, with a scheming look.
"One point for WB, zero for Disney." Babs added, also with a scheming look.
Dylan rolled his eyes.
"Coming up next for the red team, Plucky Duck and Furrball." He scoffed.
"Say it like you mean it." Buster informed, holding out a book with "Dylan's Diary" on the cover.
"Coming up next for the red team, Plucky Duck and Furrball!" Dylan announced, in a loud announcer voice.
"Much better." Babs said, smugly high-fiving Buster.
As they did, the two aforementioned toons Dylan mentioned came onto the stage, both wearing the red attires.
"Thank you! Thank you!" Plucky was yelling. "I didn't get payed enough to appear here but I came anyway to entertain you all!"
Furrball rolled his eyes in annoyance from Plucky's loud greeted as he walked to his group.
"And now for the blue team." Dylan groaned.
Babs cleared her throat to get Dylan's attention, then pointed to the diary that was in Buster's hand. All the while, Buster was giving an expression that read "You'd best cooperate or you know what'll happen. Don't think I won't do it either."
"Erm... and now for the blue team!" Dylan exclaimed, in a fake-sounding excited voice. "Please welcome kid genius Calamity Coyote, looney psychic Shirley the Loon, the ravenous purple tornado Dizzy Devil, and the dodo of Wackyland Gogo Dodo."
The four mentioned toons came onto the stage, with the blue attires.
"Hey Shirley!" Plucky yelled. "We're on separate teams, but I could let ya win!"
"Like, get real Plucky!" Shirley scoffed. "You're, like, totally embarrassing yourself or some junk!"
Then, Plucky went to Dylan and asked in a whispered voice:
"Say, dog buddy, think you can put me on the same team as Shirley over there?"
"I, like, heard that!" Shirley scoffed.
"Sorry, but all teams assigned are final." Dylan replied to Plucky.
Plucky scoffed as he walked back to his group, sulking.
"Hey, where's the hole in the wall?" Gogo asked. "That is what this game is called."
Then, he took out a giant mallet, and smashed a hole in the wall.
"I was getting to the point of the game!" Dylan exclaimed. "And you'll have to pay for that wall!"
"Can I pay you in zaniness?" Gogo asked.
"Zaniness doesn't fix walls!" Dylan yelled.
Gogo covered the hole with a bunch of wooden planks and super glue, then turned to Dylan, and asked in a John Cena voice:
"Are you sure about that?"
Dylan was left speechless.
"Nevermind..." He said. "Let's just get to the point of the game. The point of the game is go through the holes of the upcoming walls without getting knocked into the water. The winning team gets rewarded ten thousand dollars. It is important to note that the walls become harder and harder as the game goes on. We're starting with solo wall. Calamity, who do you choose to go first?"
Calamity held up a sign that had Dizzy Devil on it.
"Me not disappoint!" Dizzy excitedly exclaimed.
Dizzy stood in front of the water as the first wall approached. Coincidentally, it was the shape of a tornado.
"This not challenge, this Wednesday!" Dizzy smugly announced.
He spun around in his tornado ability, and passed through the shape flawlessly.
"Ten points for the blue team!" Dylan announced. "Alright Buster, who will be your first representative?"
"Of course that would be me!" Plucky proudly proclaimed. "You don't have to pick me, Buster. I volunteer."
Buster went to protest, but Plucky already walked in front of the water. Much to Plucky's surprise, however, when the wall approached, it was the shape of a rabbit.
"Bet ya wish it was me or Buster now, huh Plucky?" Babs asked, with a chuckle.
Plucky was pulling on two sides of the top of his head in an effort to make rabbit ears, only for the wall to knock Plucky right into the water.
"Oh, darn it!" He yelled, sounding annoyed.
"Alright Calamity, who is next?" Dylan asked.
The next sign Calamity held up had Shirley on it.
"Like, okay Calamity." Shirley replied. "This shouldn't be much of a challenge or some junk."
She walked to the spot, and waited for the wall. When it did, it was revealed that the hole was touching the top.
"Like, yawn." Shirley yawned.
She levitated herself upwards until she was perfectly matching the hole, and flawlessly went through it.
"Hey, that's cheating!" Plucky yelled.
"I'm not designing the walls, am I?" Dylan replied. "Anyways, Buster, who do you choose."
"I'm gonna give Furrball a chance." Buster informed. "He's the bravest cat I ever known."
Furrball looked nervous.
"Don't worry, Furrball." Babs informed. "You'll be fine."
Furrball was reluctant, but walked over. The next wall had a perfect shape of Furrball sitting down. All Furrball did was sit still and the wall passed without him getting knocked into the water.
Before Dylan could ask Calamity his next representative, he was already holding a sign with Gogo Dodo on it.
"Which one of us?" Gogo asked, revealing that there are multiple Gogo Dodos, much to everyone else's astonishment.
"So... who is the real Gogo?" Dylan asked.
"I am." All the Gogos replied.
"Gogo, just pull yourself together." Buster informed.
The Gogos fused into one Gogo Dodo.
"You guys are party poopers." He said, getting out a whoopie cushion and stepping on it.
"Will you just do the thing already?!" Dylan exclaimed, sounding annoyed.
Gogo got into position and waited for the wall. When the wall appeared, it was just the shape of Gogo Dodo standing normally.
"Oh heck no!" Gogo exclaimed. "I'm accepting my fate!"
Gogo turned to the water, and leaped into it.
"Gogo, like, what the heck?!" Shirley exclaimed. "You totally cost us a round!"
"Looks like it's my turn!" Babs announced.
She got into position and waited for the wall. The wall had a triangle shape.
"I was expecting a challenge." Babs informed.
She formed herself into a triangle shape, and passed through the wall without breaking a sweat.
"By the looks of it, we have a tie." Dylan sighed.
Buster dangled Dylan's diary in his face.
"By the looks of it, we have a tie!" Dylan loudly announced. "It is now between the two captains! Who will go first?"
"Let's draw straws!" Buster suggested.
The two had notepads and Buster drew a rectangle going long ways down.
"Here's my straw." Buster announced. "Let's see yours, Calamity."
Calamity's straw drawing was a completely accurate, artistic, and perfect straw sticking out of a paper cut.
"It's a drink from McDonalds." The sign Calamity was holding up read, while he had a smug grin on his face.
"What drink is it?" Dylan asked.
Calamity flipped his sign over.
"I will never tell." It read.
"It's decided! Calamity goes first!" Dylan announced.
Calamity walked to the spot, and immediately noticed that the hole was at the very top of the wall. He took out a pogo stick as the wall approached. When it got close, he leaped high enough to where his ears touched the ceiling.
"Uhh... I don't even know if that counts." Dylan informed. "After that, Buster is gonna have to fail this last one in order for the blue team to win."
Buster got into position, but when the wall appeared, there was no hole.
"Is this some kind of joke?!" He exclaimed.
Somewhere backstage, Montana Max was laughing to himself.
"This will ensure that the rabbit loses!" He cackled.
Seeing no other option, Buster burrowed into the ground, under the wall.
"You know what, I'm calling it a draw!" Dylan announced. "Both teams win ten thousand dollars! Can I please go now?!"
"Alright." Babs replied, tossing Dylan his diary.
"Thank you very much." Dylan replied, before walking off with his diary without looking back.
"And my chosen charity is the charity of animals that belonged to Elmyra!" Buster announced.
"I agree with Buster." The sign Calamity was holding read.
"Whoa, whoa!" Plucky intervened. "What's this about?!"
"The money we win on the game goes directly to a chosen charity." Babs explained.
Plucky's jaw dropped to the ground after hearing Babs' news. After everyone else exited the studio, leaving Plucky behind, he loudly yelled:
"WHAT THE-"
Here are some other stories planned for this series:
- Shirley invites Furrball to stream a video game, and things get interesting when Dizzy shows up.
- Plucky Duck has a fly come into his bedroom, and he tries multiple methods to get it to leave.
- During chemistry class, Calamity inadvertently creates a harmful and dangerous chemical, that Montana Max steals.
- Hamton is falsely put on trial after supposedly stealing food, and Buster becomes Buster Right to defend him.
- ACME Looniversity goes on a field trip with a new student name Coatshave, who is a complete troublemaker.
- A new student named Billy Bulldog comes to ACME Acres, and is a notorious and relentless bully.
- Fowlmouth gets a swear jar.
Hopefully I'll get more ideas in the future. See you soon, toonsters.