Buster and Babs were sitting at a stump, playing checkers. You could see that Babs was getting agitated. She was breathing loudly and her eye was twitching while veins were popping on her head!
"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" She bellowed, smacking the board off the stump.
"Jeez, Babs." Buster replied. "We've only been playing for two minutes."
"That's too long!" Yelled Babs. "I need something fun! Something awesome! Something looney! What could we do, Buster?! I need anything fun! ANYTHING FUN!"
"Instead of asking me, why don't we ask the viewer?" Buster replied, taking out the viewer request computer.
"Now that's more like it!" Babs happily exclaimed.
"And the chooser of the first story is..." Buster took out a piece of paper. "Buster and Babs!"
The two rabbits looked at each other, and smiled while nodding to one another.
(Toons on the Road)
The camera zooms into the inside of Buster's burrow, where Buster is making an entire civilisation of cards. Bugs and roaches moved into some of the card houses Buster built, and there was a large fridge made of cards that had various carrots in it.
"I'll be in the record books in no time." Buster triumphantly laughed to himself.
Just as Buster was about to lay down the final card, he heard Babs' voice bellowing:
"BUSTER!"
The loudness of Babs' voice startled Buster to where he ended up knocking over some of the cards, which ultimately resulted in his entire card civilisation to fall apart. Babs landed in the burrow right on top of where the card fridge used to be. Her face saying that she had something important to tell Buster.
"Babs!" Buster yelled. "This took three hours to-"
"There's no time to talk!" Babs interrupted, grabbing Buster by his arm. "I need to show you something immediately!"
In less than fifteen seconds, Babs lead Buster to her room and showed what was on her computer. She was visiting the Tiny Toons fandom page, and was reading information on Tiny Toons Looniversity.
"They're making a reboot of our show!" Babs exclaimed.
"A reboot?" Buster replied. "That's awesome! We've been off the air for over three decades."
"I don't think you understand." Babs replied. "This reboot is going to be in a separate continuity!"
"What?!" Buster replied in astonishment. "Why? Us coming back would've been better!"
"The worst is yet to come!" Babs replied with anguish in her trembling voice. "In this reboot, you and I are..."
She paused to add more dramatic effect.
"Siblings!"
Buster's eyes bugged out, his jaw reached through the floor, and he was as motionless as a fossilised statue. His pupils were the size of ants, and his arms, legs, and ears were completely straightened out, each at an angle of ninety degrees.
"S... s... s..." The word was stuck on Buster's lips. He couldn't bring himself to say it.
"Exactly." Babs nodded.
Buster unfroze.
"We need to confront WB about this!" He announced. "We'll get a car, drive over to WB headquarters, and confront them about this! And while we're at it, we could make an appearance regarding this change in the process."
Babs looked hesitant.
"I don't know about that, Buster." She said. "I haven't made any public appearances since that creepy Tiny Toons fan sent me those disturbing letters."
"I thought we agreed to never discuss those!" Buster snapped. "And besides, it could be a way to get Warner Brothers to reconsider certain things about the reboot!"
Babs took a deep nasal inhale, and sighed.
"You're right." She said. "I haven't made any public appearances in years. Although, could we at least bring three more Tiny Toons so it won't just be the two of us?"
"Don't sweat it, Babs." Buster replied in a reassuring voice. "If you ask me, we should go with the other three who are confirmed to be a part of the main cast for this reboot."
Fifteen minutes later, the two rabbits met with Plucky and Hamton.
"So, where's Sweetie?" Babs asked.
"She still has her detentions." Plucky explained. "But, what are you gathering us here for?"
"So we can travel to WB headquarters and confront them about the reboot." Buster explained.
Plucky's eyes widened.
"Hold on there!" He exclaimed. "The last time I went on a road trip, it ended up being a complete disaster! I mean, Hamton gave my address to a murderer!"
"I said I was sorry!" Hamton protested.
"Well, I think I know someone who could get us a car." Babs informed.
The someone Babs was referring to was Dizzy Devil.
"How did you get this car, Dizzy?" Buster asked.
"Me steal this from Duff household." Dizzy explained. "They just left keys in car."
"I'm only coming because I have nothing better to do." Plucky grumbled.
"I call shotgun!" Babs exclaimed.
Plucky chuckled, then pulled an actual shotgun out of his vest.
"Actually, I call shotgun!" He cackled.
"Uhh, that's a prop, Plucky." Hamton pointed out.
"Shut up, Hamton!" Plucky hissed in a whispery voice.
"Tell ya what." Babs offered, taking out a coin. "Heads or tails. If it's heads, I get the front seat, if it's tails, you get it."
Babs flipped the coin, caught it, and flipped it onto the back of her other hand.
"What side is it?" Plucky asked.
Needless to say, Plucky was sulking in the back right window seat with Dizzy in the middle and Hamton in the left window seat. Babs donned a Jessica Rabbit attire and turned to Plucky while in the front seat.
"I always get what I want." She said. "It's a talent I have."
"So you wanted you and Buster to be siblings in the reboot?" Chuckled Plucky.
Babs' face quickly changed to rage as she grabbed Plucky by his throat.
"Bring that up again beak face and I'll...!" She seethed.
She was interrupted by the sounds of loud music and a familiar voice cackling. The five Tiny Toons looked to the right and saw that Montana Max's limousine was driving next to the car they were driving. Montana's father was in the drivers seat, looking visibly annoyed.
"Monty, if you do not stop that racket immediately, we shall we be going to Disneyworld instead of Hawaii!" He threatened, causing Monty to stop in his tracks.
"Let Dizzy handle this." Dizzy whispered to the other Tiny Toons, making sure Monty's father couldn't hear him.
Buster sped up a little until Dizzy was able to get close to Monty's father's face. Dizzy lent forward, and burped onto the back of Monty's father's head.
"That's it!" Monty's father snapped. "Off to Disneyland!"
Monty's father steered the limousine right instead of left while the Tiny Toons continued forward. The Tiny Toons were high-fiving Dizzy.
"Way to go, Diz!" Said Babs.
"I was expecting you to slap him for some reason." Informed Hamton.
"Dizzy decided to do something different." He explained. "Dizzy's burps can be quite loud and smelly. Who want see?"
The other four Tiny Toons shook their heads.
"How about we all listen to some awesome tunes?" Suggested Buster.
He pressed a button on the radio, and it played a heavy metal song with incoherent lyrics. Babs pulled her ears down to the sides of her face.
"This is too loud." She groaned.
She pressed another button on the radio and the song changed to a fast-paced pop song.
"Now this is my jam!" Babs said, moving her body to the beat.
Buster groaned before switching the music back to the metal. Babs gave a puzzled look before switching the music back to the pop. The two rabbits changed the music back and forth until Dizzy, getting annoyed by the constant changing, grabbed the radio, tore it out, and ate it while.
"Oh great!" Babs exclaimed with frustration and sarcasm. "Now we don't have any music!"
"Way to go, Barbara Ann!" Buster yelled, coldly.
"Don't call me that!" Babs seethed. "This is your fault! The music was too loud!"
"No, it's your's for changing the song to that boring pop junk!" Buster replied.
Buster and Babs started yelling things at one another simultaneously. What neither of them realised while arguing is that a large truck was fast approaching them. Hamton spotted the truck.
"Truck coming!" Hamton yelled.
Buster and Babs stopped arguing, and screamed when they saw the truck. Buster swerved the steering wheel, and caused the car to trip over a rock, which resulted in the car tumbling like a wheel across the street, during which Dizzy regurgitated the radio and it landed to it's original spot, and the car stopped spinning when it landed on it's wheels on the pavement. The five Tiny Toons were motionless and wordless.
"Let's... never speak of this again." Buster said, finally.
The other four nodded in agreement. Just as they did, the airbags popped out.
"Well, every cloud has a silver lining." Plucky spoke out. "The air bags work."
Later that evening, the Tiny Toons were still driving, were all tired, and the car was low on gas.
"It's official." Hamton sighed. "We're doomed."
"Wait!" Babs spoke out. "Look!"
She pointed to a building with a big sign on top of it that read "Hotel and Gas Station for Plot Convenience" that glowed.
"But how are we gonna be able to afford all that?" Buster asked.
"Duff father leave wallet in glove compartment." Dizzy informed.
Buster checked the glove compartment, and there was the wallet of Elmyra's dad. It was filled with cash.
"Oh yeah, this road trip is taking a turn for the better." Said Buster, with a scheming look on his face.
The next morning, after the Tiny Toons have rested and the car was refilled, the Tiny Toons made several stops. Stops at Weenie Burger, souviner stores, clothing stores, video games store, toy stores, candy stores, the list goes on.
"This road trip wasn't such a disaster after all." Babs sighed, happily. "Ooh, and I see the WB headquarters just up ahead!"
"Look out!" Hamton exclaimed. "There's a fork on the road!"
It cuts to a literal fork in the road which the car drives over, popping one of the tires, causing the car to spin out of control, and crash into the side of the WB headquarters.
"Looks like we crashed the party!" Dizzy joked.
Suddenly, they noticed a big sign on the door of the headquarters that read "Closed for production of Tiny Toons Looniversity and for airing reruns of Teen Titans Go" in big letters.
"How typical." Scoffed Plucky. "We come all the way here and the building is closed! To add insult to injury, the car we drove here in is smashed! How are we supposed to get home?!"
Just after Plucky's tirade, Wonder Woman flew down in the invisible jet, and walked off to a nearby women's restroom.
"Guess that settles it." Babs shrugged. "But what do we do about the car?"
"I've got an idea!" Buster proclaimed. "Go wait in the jet, I'll handle it."
As the other four Tiny Toons approached the invisible jet, Buster wrote something on a sticky note and placed it onto the car. The sticky note read "I did this. From, Montana Max."
"Who says sticky notes don't solve everything?" Buster smiles before the screen fades to black.
"Feeling better yet, Babs?" Asked Buster.
"Much relieved." Babs replied, after letting out another exhale. "Let's check to see who the next Tiny Toon is."
The two rabbits turned and saw Plucky working on the computer to only show his image on the monitor.
"Plucky!" The two rabbits bellowed as the green mallard ran off.
"Enjoy the next Plucky story, folks!" Plucky said as was running from Buster and Babs.
(Credit for Plucky)
Plucky was clinging to Buster's leg.
"Please, Buster!" Plucky pleaded. "Please lend me fifty dollars!"
"Plucky, everytime I lend you money, you never pay it back!" Buster yelled, sounding annoyed. "What makes you think that I'm gonna lend you money when you haven't payed me back the last thirteen times I lent you money?!"
"Because I'll pay you back when I can!" Begged Plucky.
Babs walked past them.
"Hey Buster, I just got an advance on my allowance." She informed.
Upon hearing Babs' announcement, Plucky was quick to cling to her leg next.
"Babs, please lend me fifty dollars!" Pleaded Plucky.
"Not a chance!" Scoffed Babs. "You didn't lend me money when I ask for money for those Carcolate bars, so why should I lend you money?"
Because I'll pay you back!" Plucky begged. "So please, Babs! PLEASE!"
"Plucky, why don't you just get a job?" Babs asked.
"I tried that before!" Plucky informed. "Each of them didn't go well!"
Plucky told them about past jobs he got. He got fired from his bed selling job for sleeping on the job, he got fired from a bakery for eating all the cakes and donuts, he got fired from a bank for trying to take a vault filled with money, he quit his job at a CD store because he wasn't allowed to take home any of the CDs, and he both quit and got fired from the arcade after an incident with one of the alien shooter games and a kid with an ice cream cone.
"You really need to learn to become a better worker at jobs, Plucky!" Babs exclaimed. "If you did, you wouldn't of gotten fired from all those jobs!"
"I didn't get fired from all of them!" Plucky protested.
"What do you even want the money for anyways?" Asked Buster.
"The new Pay Station 2000 console." Plucky explained. "I only need fifty more dollars for it!"
"So get your own money for it!" Babs yelled, flicking Plucky off her leg and launching him onto the road.
"With friends like them, who needs enemies!" Plucky scowled as he dusted himself off.
He was just about to walk home, when he noticed something in the street. It was a rectangle shape, made of plastic, and had a bunch of numbers on it. It couldn't be mistaken for anything else.
"It's a credit card!" Plucky excitedly proclaimed he picked up the card and dashing off before an oncoming truck could drive over him.
Before he could make any purchases, he decided to check the credit limit on it, and discovered to his joy, that the limit was 500.000.
"That's half a million!" Plucky proclaimed with dollar signs in his eyes as he is blinded by his newly discovered riches. "I'm gonna have so much fun!"
The first thing he purchased was the Pay Station 2000. He even went out of his way to purchase every game there is for the system.
"Why settle for just this?" He asked himself. "With this credit card, I can become the richest toon in ACME Acres, even more so than Montana Max!"
What Plucky didn't realise is that the credit card he found happened to belong to Montana Max. He had dropped it while he was fleeing from Elmyra. Montana Max was sitting in his room while laying on a mountain made of one hundred dollar bills when a fax came through in his bedroom. He checked the paper and it was a credit card bill.
"What?!" He bellowed when he took a look at it. "Three hundred dollars for a Pay Station 2000, and an extra hundred dollars for Pay Station 2000 video games?!"
Plucky played on his new Pay Station 2000 until dawn when he was so tired, he could barely keep his eyes half open. He ended up falling asleep in class while Sylvester was trying to teach them to get out of bear traps. After he served his detention for sleeping in class, Plucky pondered what to buy next in the credit card.
"I could buy a swimming pool so that the others will think I'm cool." He thought to himself. "Perhaps an Olympic sized pool, or better yet!"
Fifteen minutes later, Plucky was having a new hot tub installed outside his house.
"Your new deluxe hot tub has arrived." Informed the salesperson when the hot tub was delivered and installed.
As Plucky was relaxing in his new hot tub, he had a think to himself.
"If I'm gonna be the coolest student in ACME Acres, I gotta look the part." He thought to himself.
Soon enough, Plucky was delivered an entire closet worth of fancy clothes, wigs, and accessories. Diamond-encrusted glitter tuxedos, some of the fanciest jackets made in 1967, five hundred dollar sunglasses, vintage Hawaiian surf trunks, trousers that were stitched by Steven Spielberg himself, designer golden wrist watches and jewellery (which were also monogrammed), a wig that looked like the hair that Elvis Presley had, the list goes on.
"Oh, if only I could wear all these clothes at once." He said dreamily to himself.
For the next couple of hours, Plucky was getting overly greedy. He went on a massive spending spree with the credit card, buying all sorts of fancy and/or expensive things. Amongst other things, he had bought various types of shoes, five flat-screen TVs, a five thousand GB laptop, a mobile phone with every mobile game in the entire world, a gaming PC with unlimited data, wireless multi-use headphones, a pool table, a bounce house that was bigger than his house, an entire trampoline park, a guitar signed by Brian May, one hundred and sixty five boxes of pizza, an entire cruise ship, a VHS of every horror movie there is, two whole ice cream stores, twenty American footballs all signed by Tom Brady, a shark tank, a submarine, a complete box set of Tiny Toon Adventures and the Plucky Duck Show on DVD, and his own island which he had sculpted into the shape of him.
"I am living the deluxe life." Plucky sighed happily as he relaxed on his massaging beach chair.
Buster, Babs, and Hamton came and saw all the stuff Plucky had.
"Whoa, Plucky, how did you get all this stuff?" Buster asked.
"Are you related to Bruce Wayne?" Babs inquired.
"Let's just say I found a lucky token." Plucky smiled.
"How exciting." Hamton replied. "Is it a horse shoe, a lucky penny, a four leaf clover?"
"None of the above." Plucky informed, showing off the credit card.
The other three Tiny Toons had their jaws drop to the ground.
"A credit card?!" Buster exclaimed. "How did you get this?!"
"Would you believe I just found it on the ground?" Plucky asked.
"Plucky, I don't think you understand the severity of this." Babs informed. "Credit card money is money borrowed from a bank."
"The fact that you found the card on the ground means that it's someone else's credit card." Hamton added. "You could go to prison for credit card fraud. How much did you even spend on it anyways?"
"I don't know but I started with five hundred thousand dollars!" Plucky cackled.
"Judging by all this stuff you have, you've probably reached that limit." Buster informed.
"If it'll get you guys off my back, we'll go and check to see how much is left." Scoffed Plucky.
They went to check the card's balance. The machine loaded up how much was left and the amount was, you guessed it, zero dollars and zero cents. Plucky's jaw went through the ground, his eyes were red and widened with shock, and he was completely motionless.
"Looks like you've ran up the limit, Plucky." Buster informed. "You're broke, and now the bank or the card's owner will be coming after you."
"B... b... broke?" Plucky stammered. "H-how can I go broke?"
"Jeez, Plucky, you maxed out half a million dollars?" Babs inquired in astonishment. "What else did you buy with that credit card?"
"An island that was sculpted to look like me, a submarine, that Pay Station 2000 I wanted, five flat screens, a whole bunch of pizzas, two ice cream stores..." Plucky listed.
"Well congrats, Plucky, you're the most irresponsible person I've ever met!" Buster informed.
Hamton examined the credit card.
"Guys, this card belongs to Montana Max!" He exclaimed. "He's gonna be so mad!"
"Exactly!" Montana Max's voice boomed.
He stormed over. His face was as red as a tomato and steam was coming out his ears.
"You're the duck who maxed out one of my credit cards!" He seethed. "You're going to pay, both literally and figuratively!"
"Or, you could hang out with us and enjoy the awesome stuff I bought." Plucky offered.
"You mean the stuff you bought me with my credit card information!" Montana Max seethed.
"Now now, Monty." Plucky replied, trying to reason with his spoiled rich nemesis. "We can work something out."
"Yeah, you give me the stuff you bought!" Montana Max scowled.
As Plucky was wondering to himself how to reason with Montana, each of them heard a certain voice go:
"Oooooh, Monty and some cute little aminals!"
At this point, you know who it is. As she dashed over, a giant safe dropped onto her.
"I forgot to mention that I had also bought an Anti-Elmyra security system." Plucky explained. "If you let me keep this stuff, you can have it."
"Plucky!" Whispered Buster. "We could use that system!"
"Fine!" Monty yelled. "I'll take it, but you better never use my credit cards again!"
As Monty walked off with the security system, the other three Tiny Toons confronted Plucky.
"You just had to give him a security system that we could've used!" Babs scowled. "Way to go, feather-brains!"
"Hey now." Plucky replied. "At least I still have this other stuff."
The other three Tiny Toons angrily walked over to Plucky as the green mallard noticed something on the floor.
"Look, Monty dropped another one of his credit cards!" He exclaimed.
As Plucky scooped it up, Buster took out a large mallet and crushed Plucky with it, causing him to let go of the card, which resulted in the card flying into Buster's hand.
"I'm returning this to Monty before you go on another spending spree!" He seethed before he, Babs, and Hamton walked away and it irises out on the mallet still crushing Plucky.
"That story reminds me of the time we used Bugs' credit card when we took that vacation to Hawaii." Babs laughed.
"Seems like only yesterday." Buster sighed, dreamily. "Anyways, let's see who is next."
The computer showed Fifi's face.
"Looks like Fifi is next!" Buster announced.
"She hasn't had a story since... the last time she ha done." Babs added.
What neither of them realised is that Fifi was behind the computer, rigging it to only show her face.
"Eet pays to be a toon, no?" She silently laughed to herself.
(Fifi's Fractured Feelings)
Furrball and Shirley were taking a walk together while talking to one another.
"So then Fowlmouth made that TV ad begging me to, and I quote 'go back to him' or some junk." Shirley informed. "Like, doesn't he realise that I'm not into him?"
"I remember seeing an advert like that the same day Carcolate bars started selling in ACME Acres." Furrball replied.
What neither of them realised is that above them, a painter of a platform lift was painting the sides of a nearby skyscraper. A bit of the white paint spilled out of the bucket as a result of the wind kicking up, and it landed on the back of Furrball's head and back, going down in a straight white line going from the top of the back of his head to the tip of his tail.
"Like, where did that paint come from?" Shirley asked.
Furrball shrugged. As he did, they both heard a feminine French voice yelling.
"OOH-LA-LAAA!"
Fifi darted over and scooped Furrball into her arms.
"Mon petit skunk hunk!" She exclaimed, lovingly. "I 'aven't seen vou in forever!"
"Uh, Fifi." Shirley informed, tapping the skunkette's shoulder. "Don't you realise that's Furrball you've got there?"
To prove her claim, Shirley levitated a wet sponge and a dry cloth over, and used them to wash the paint off Furrball. When the paint line was gone, Fifi was at a loss for words. In fact, she made the same face she did when Johnny Pew informed her that he didn't have a pen when she tried to get his autograph.
"So back when I was chasing zhat cute skunk boy, eet was Furrball zhe entire time?" She asked.
Furrball nodded in response. After finding out the truth, Fifi let go of Furrball, and walked away without another word. Meanwhile, Calamity was preparing his next trap for Little Beeper. It was a tar cannon. He saw Little Beeper dash past and pulled the string on the back of the cannon, only for the tar to explode from the back of the cannon, causing Calamity to be covered head to toe in tar, disorientating Calamity, and causing him to stumble backwards onto a line of wet white paint. Little Beeper saw Calamity's condition and struggled to hold in his snickering. But had Little Beeper had his wing clamped over his beak, some of the tar and wet paint flew off Calamity and onto Little Beeper, making him look like a skunk as well.
"OOH-LA-LAAA!" Came Fifi's voice.
Calamity and Beeper saw Fifi dashing over to them with her arms held out, causing the both of them to panic. Calamity pulled out an "ACME tar and paint remover" from behind him, and used it on himself and Beeper, removing the paint and tar from the both of them, and stopping Fifi in her tracks.
"Calamity?" She inquired, puzzled. "Little Beeper?"
The coyote and red road runner nodded.
"So vou were not skunks eizher?!" Fifi continued, her voice beginning to tremble. "Back when I chased after zhose ozher two skunks, zhey were vou two all along?"
The two nodded again.
"I... I do not know what to zhink..." Fifi informed, turning to walk away.
As Fifi turned, she saw the same two cats who chased Furrball in the episode "Furrball Follies". They were still dressed as cats, much to Fifi's delight. She darted over to them.
"Oooh!" She exclaimed, lovingly. "Two king-sized..."
She was cut off by the rain pouring. The rain washed away the paint from the two cats, revealling themselves to be the two cats, and not skunk. Fifi's body trembled, her eyes were twitching, her mouth dropped open to her chest, and somewhere in her head, a timer dinged.
"I CANNOT TAKE EET ANYMORE!" She bellowed. "WHY EES EVERYONE I ZHOUGHT WAS A SKUNK NOT A SKUNK AT ALL?!"
Fifi's eyes burst into tears like a sprinkler system before she took off, while Calamity and Beeper looked at each other in astonishment. Nobody had seen Fifi for the next three days. Not any of the students, not the Looney Tunes, not the Nerdlucks, not even Pepe himself.
"Mon pupil 'as been messing for trois days." Pepe spoke out in class. "I wonder where she could be."
"Like, the last time I saw her, she thought Furrball was a skunk because he had white paint on his back or some junk." Shirley informed.
"She also mistook me for a skunk." Read the sign held up by Calamity.
"Me too." Read the sign held up by Little Beeper. "As well as two other cats."
Pepe took the information into consideration.
"Vou don't zhink..." Pepe inquired. "Zhat after finding out zhat zhey were not skunks, she was 'eartbroken? Zhis ees moi showing consideration for mon pupil."
Furrball put his paw into the air.
"Should we look for her?" He asked.
"Good idea, Furrball." Pepe replied before addressing the entire class. "I am sending all of vou out to find Fifi. Whoever finds 'er and 'elps 'er gets no 'omework for a week. Deal?"
The class were out of the building in less than five seconds.
"Guess zhat answers eet." Pepe shrugged. "I should go with zhem."
Eventually, the students did find Fifi. She was in her Cadillac home, laying on her sofa, scoffing tubs of various ice creams and watching soap operas and drama shows on TV. She was wearing her green dressing gown, and had mascara going down her cheeks from her constant crying.
"Poor Fifi." Sighed Buster.
"The no homework for a week isn't worth it." Babs agreed. "We need to help her."
"Forget that!" Plucky exclaimed. "The past homework I've had has been too hard!"
He stormed into the Cadillac and went over to Fifi.
"Look sister, I don't know what's wrong with ya, but whatever it is, get over it!" He scowled.
The next thing Plucky knew, he was launched out of the Cadillac, as if he was launched off a large catapult. After Plucky was knocked away, the other classmates slowly walked into the Cadillac.
"Fifi?" Babs inquired.
"Oh, bonjour classmates..." Fifi sighed sadly. "Do not mind moi, I am just going through a, how shall I say eet, crisis because eet turns out zhat I 'ave not found a single skunk hunk who moi can love..."
None of the classmates knew what to say next.
"You know Fifi, Professor Le Pew is looking for you." Buster informed.
"Why, so 'e could tell moi 'ow disappointed 'e ees in moi?" Fifi asked sadly. "I mean, name moi one time I 'ave found a skunk boy 'ho was actually a skunk."
Nobody responded.
"Exactly." Added Fifi, taking another scoop of vanilla ice cream.
"Fifi, you can't just eat ice cream for the rest of your life." Buster informed.
"Why not?" Fifi replied, in a sorrowful voice. "I never going to find mon petit skunk hunk."
"You don't have to make that distinction." Babs replied. "There are boys you could be with who aren't even skunks."
Fifi stopped for a moment and stared at Babs.
"R-really?" She asked.
"Yeah." Babs replied. "I mean, just because Professor le Pew has a preference for skunks, doesn't mean you should too."
Fifi began to take in what Babs told her.
"Uhh, should we leave her to think things over?" Suggested Hamton.
Everyone agreed with Hamton, and walked out of the Cadillac. As they dispersed, Fifi was visited by the counsellor, Pauline Pewla.
"Fifi, I was informed by your classmates zhe problem vou 'ave." Pauline informed. "I wish to 'ave a one-on-one counselling session so zhat I can 'elp vou."
The two skunkettes shared a one-on-one talk long into the night. The next morning, Fifi came to class, much to the surprise of everyone.
"Fifi, you're back!" Babs exclaimed.
"Oui." Fifi replied. "I am going to wait until I find mon one true love, even if zhey are a skunk or not."
Pepe smiled.
"Looks like I 'ave taught vou better zhan I zhought." He said, proudly.
Bupkus was sitting at the back of the class. He was drawing a picture of himself and Fifi in his notebook, and quickly closed it before anyone could see him.
"Someday." He said to himself before the screen faded to black.
Gag credit: The moral of this chapter: having friends is cool.
Dizzy appears in the rainbow circle.
"Show over!" He said before eating the rainbow circle.
On the next chapter: The Tiny Toons discover a strange and unique video game console, the Toons have a video game tournament to win a cookie jar, and Plucky tries to get his hands on a new game he's not old enough to play. Enjoy.