Takashi Kaneko was a rich bastard and he loved it. He had a company whom made quality items, sure. But it was at the cost of the health, free time and respect for his employees. To him, they exist to serve him, their personal life and well being are unimportant. If they try to leave, he threatens them with their lives or make sure they can't work anywhere else. Because he is not sharing his possessions with the world.

He was married, but his wife was a trophy. While she was equally smart and talented, he didn't like his wife being smart or successful so he put her away and pulls her out like a vacuum cleaner only when needed. She didn't love him but he didn't care, love was not necessary. All she had to do is look pretty and keep her head down, and she is taken care off. He has to say nothing about his affairs and children out of wedlock.

His daughter wasn't much better. She had turned eighteen and wanted to go to college but that would be useless for what he had planned for her. After a difficult pregnancy his wife couldn't have any more kids so he didn't have a male heir, so he settled for grooming his daughter into some eye candy and trophy wife he'd give away to a suitor among his business partner. Age and attractiveness on their part didn't matter, as long as he could gain a business advantage from it. His daughter had to learn to make sacrifices. Everyone does them. Except him because he was too important.

Part of him wondered if this style of life isn't immoral…but that got pushed down by the fact he was stinking' rich and enjoyed all the luxuries in life, and he was never caught due to being too well connected. He didn't care he lived the life of a stereotypical rich corporate douchebag because to him it was a good life to have.

He started his day like he always did, just only did a few things that he didn't want anyone else pry their eyes into, then quickly spend the rest of the day lazing around pushing his work off to his underpaid and mistreated employees. And take credit while he would scold them for being lazy and having to work harder. He just enjoys his Scotch, his cigar and porn on his computer…

Until the screen started to go on the fritz, flickering and randomly switching between tabs and programs, devolving into a lot of zeroes and ones until the image on his computer screen was replaced by the image of a chibi anime bat, spider and snake smiling and surrounded by hearts. With a text saying: 'Sorry, we are dismantling your evil corporation and douchy lifestyle, stealing your money. Love, the Yoshimaizers.'

Takashi blinked for a few seconds before saying. "What the s***?"

Then a new text popped up which said: "Also we f***ed your wife and daughter. Wifey says we're better then you!"

Takashi turned red in anger really quickly. He pushed a button on his desk and spoke into a speaker: "Samson! Someone is hacking my computer and threatening me! Make the problem go away!"

"Boss, not just our computer, all computers are being hacked and our research is being stolen. Our IT specialists can't pick up and our company accounts are being drained. Furthermore, a couple of thieves took off with a few priceless artifacts and some non-digital work assets."

"No! They can't do this to me, and they can't make it look that easy. Mobilize my entire security force!" Takashi growled.

"All of them, including the one that could get you in legal trouble?" Samson asked.

"I'll buy and bluster my way out like always, just do it!" Takashi said.

As the rich douchebag mobilized his forces, a trio of lady phantom thieves were making their way through the large skyscraper corporate building, carrying bags with some stolen goodies.

The first was a very attractive Japanese-Latina with black and red clothing consisting of long gloves without fingers, a top that showed cleavage and her stomach, a cute shirt and long boots, a light yellow/beige scarf, amber eyes that twinkled with mischief and joy, and curly frizzled hair in pastel colors like lime green, cyan and bubblegum pink. "Another day, another stereotypical rich douchebag to steal from. Luckily he is cartoonishly evil so no one would feel sorry for the guy." She said in a voice that radiated pure sheer and quirky energy.

The second was a pale woman with grey eyes and black hair in a bobcut. She was wearing a labcoat, under which she wore a blue skirt, a black t-shirt with a blue spider adorned and a trio of piercings in each of her eyebrows. She had earrings with crystals that upon closer look were spiderweb-patterned. She also had a beauty mark under her eyes. Her body-shape was fairly standard, her assets not flat but not particularly well endowed. "He won't be missing this research. Better in the hands of someone smarter and responsible. Like me…or perhaps a few other respected scientists. But definitely going to be one of them." Her voice was a dry monotone.

The third a bulky Amazonian woman with tanned skin, short and messy spiky white hair, blue eyes and freckles. She was wearing a baggy grey t-shirt and a sleeveless dark green jacket, shorts and combats boots. "I don't know what any of the stuff we took is." Her voice was surprisingly soft for someone her size, and there was something child-like about it.

"Halt!" the trio were stopped by some security agents whom raised their weapons at them. "Drop the items or we'll shoot you."

"Ok, fine…just give me a moment." The Japanese-Latina said as she put her bag down. Then she reached inside her cleavage and pulled out another bag. And then a rubber chicken. And then an anvil. And then a baseball bat. A book called '10 Ways to realize you are a beard'. A large codfish. A freakin' hippo. And then a large pile of watermelons which the hippo began to feast upon.

"Ok, how is she doing that?" one of the security troopers asked.

"Best not to ask." The woman in the labcoat said. "There will be more questions than answers."

"Though you may get pudding out of it." The big woman says. "Delicious pudding." She said with a dreamy look on her face.

"What flavor?" one of the security agents asked. "I'm quite partial to breadpudding myself, you see…"

"Don't get distracted, Bakashi! They are thieves trying to distract us with their weird antics."

"Is it working?" the Japanese-latina asked.

"A little…" the head of security admitted. "But seriously stand down of we shoot you!"

"That won't work on us you see. My boobs are bulletproof!" the Latina-Japanese woman said as she bounced her impressive breasts a bit.

"I believe her…But to be safe, can you give it another bounce so I can be extra convinced?" Bakashi asked.

"Damnit, Bakashi!" the head of security muttered. "You know what? I don't care, just shoot them." The security forces did as told…But their guns didn't work. "What the…?" they checked their guns. "They're empty." They also patted themselves and found that their spare ammo was gone.

"Looking for these?" Jinx asked as she held up a hand full of bullets and extra clips with guns.

"How did you do that? You were over there, and we were here. You couldn't have crossed the distance without us noticing." The head security guy asked.

"You see, it started when my mind wandered to kumquats…and kumquats made me think of this recipe I found where you hollow out a kumquat…hollow, say have you ever heard of a game called Hollow Knight? It is about this cute looking bug knight thing but it is pretty dark. Reminded me I need to buy that flashlight I once saw online, it was in the shape of…" the Latina-Japanese woman went on a tirade.

"Enough, let's just beat them with our bare hands!" the head security guy said. "Charge!" and the whole security force went for them.

They didn't fare well. First the Latina-Japanese woman jumped on one of the guy's shoulders and started using their head as a bongo. "Bongo-bopping, bongo-bopping, bongo-bopping!" she said in a sing-song tone. She then kicked of the dude and jumped another, but forward. "Booty bump!" she shouted as she smacked her ass in the face of the security guy so hard he was knocked in a wall. Then she started to stumble around like if drunk, and her erratic movements made it hard for them to land a hit on her. This may be the weirdest person any of the guards had faced, and they realized they weren't paid enough for this. Not just because their boss was stingy with their wager.

The woman in the labcoat though was very agile. She jumped off a wall and then tackled a few guards down. She then grabbed a guard's neck in a chokehold with her legs and swung around him to grab another guard, throw the guard in her legs into a few others and then vaulted off the guard in her hands, kicked him in the back, knocking him into more guards. Black Widow would be proud of that maneuver.

TheAmazonian woman though…she just stood there. They launched punches and kicks at her, but she didn't budge or flinch. She didn't looks mug and just looked at the guards like a very curious puppy. "Er…are you ok? Don't you hands hurt? People's hands get hurt when they try to punch me."

"…yes!" one of the guards whined. "Are you made of rock or something."

"No, I'm not made of something that soft." The big woman replied, it didn't sound like she bragged, its just what she thought. "I have to be careful, I am pretty strong. I'll show you." She said as she flicked her finger and one of the guards was flicked and partiall embedded in the wall. "Sorry about that."

"It's ok, my life sucked anyway." The guard moaned.

"You bumbling buffoons! It's a good thing I don't pay you much because you'd be even bigger wastes otherwise." Takashi said as he arrived on the scenes. "As for you thieves, I don't care who you are but no steals from me and goes without consequences." He pulled out a remote and pushed a button. Countless Guardian Robots, repurposed SOLDs, and a few Anaroids appeared on the scene. "You try and deal with this."

"You know girls, it is time for our wonderful metamorphosis." The Japanese-latina woman said. "I think the readers were waiting for our true forms and name drops to appear."

"Readers?" Takashi asked.

"Yeah, she often refers to these mysterious readers and she is never straight forward about any answers." The labcoat woman said.

"I'm not straight, silly! I'm pan! So I'm pan forward!" the Latina-Japanese woman replied. Takashi blinked.

"I want to do the cool changy-talky thing!" the big woman said.

With that, the Latina-American woman put her finger in her mouth and started blowing. She started to swell up like a balloon…Before she burst into a pile of confetti and streamers. Where the woman now stood, was a bat-themed monster with neutral brown fur but lighter brown fur around the chest, muzzle and stomach. She had a round face with a small heart-shaped nose. Her mouth was full of sharp teeth with a single fang sticking out as a sort of kitty tooth. Her amber eyes seemed to twinkle with mischief and joy, and curly/frizzled hair in pastel colors like lime green, cyan and bubblegum pink exploded out from her head. Also between her mammaries you could see something resembling a bank vault hidden in between.

The labcoat woman's skin started to sport markings resembling stained glass patterns on her face. She briefly turned into a sort of liquid glass substance to shift into her true form, before becoming solid again. Her figure was black and slender, stained glass pattern adorned her body in various shades of blue and spiderweb patterns. She had a collar resembling peacock feathers also made from blue stained glass, eight eyes made of the same, and four long spider-legs sporting from her back, each one tipped with a blue claw-like glass shard. A coattail/Robe themed after peacock feathers trailed from her lower back and waist behind her.

This third woman started to grow scaly patterns on her skin. The skin hardened and burst outwards, her outer shell dissolving like they were reptiles shedding their skin. She was a massive anthropomorphic Titanoboa, her scales a mix of brownish and green. She had a feathery crest on top of her head that was a dirty red with shades of light brown and orange mixed in. She had armored segments over her body that were more at home on a dinosaur then a serpent. She had a long, strong tail with spines across the tips. Her eyes were cybernetic, with glowing baby blue lights for pupils. She also had a mouth full of sharp fangs, two pointing down from her upper lip. Strangely, she looked more like a giant big friendly puppy than a terrifying snake monster.

"The delightfully insane robber. Jinxerbat 'Jinx' Desmodia!" the bat girl introduced herself.

"The intelligent robber. The Disenchantment with Ignorance Whom is Shy like the Shadowy Winds." The peacock spider woman said. "Call me Tamariko."

"The strong robber. Karashi." The huge snake woman said. "My name isn't really long."

"Stealing form the rich and corrupt, watching over the poor and downthrodden. The honorable thieves…" Jinx said as the three struck a heroic pose.

"Kaitou San'ningumi Yoshimaizers!" they said as colorful explosions went off behind them with the images of themselves in a cute chibi anime style appearing briefly.

Takashi blinked. "What the hell am I looking at?"

"Clearly you are looking at a bat Gangler, a Peacock Spider Fangire and a Basilisk Legendorga whom have decided to be a throuple as well as a trio of phantom thieves to become modern day Robin Hoods. Stealing from jackasses like you and give to the poor. And a little to ourselves, just a bit." Jinx noted.

"Yeah, rent doesn't come cheap. And neither does my lab equipment." Tamariko added.

"And I keep breaking stuff…sorry, I try to work on it." Karashi said as she rubbed the back of her head.

"You know, I don't care anymore what you are, I am just going to order your execution…"

At that point, Jinx turned to the audience. "Well everybody, it seems me and my girls are in a sticky wicket. But now many of you have wondered where do we come from, where did we go, and no we're not Cotton Eye Joe. So in this story I'll be telling you all about me and the loves of my life, and how we came together."

"Jinx, what are you doing?" Tamariko asked.

"Oh, didn't the world freeze when I did my narration while we cut to a flashback? Because that's what I intended."

"Jinxie-sticks, I love you, but you are talking to the wall." Tamariko said.

"Are there people in the wall?" the third occupant of the cell said. "Hello wall people, can you hear me?" she stared at the same wall…or at least in the same direction though she didn't see beyond the fourth wall. "I'm sorry if I bust through walls sometimes, I forget my own strength and that doors are a thing."

"Well, dear readers, this is the story about how I came to be this crazy goofball phantom thief polyamorous nymphomaniac, and met the two most wonderful women in the world, my brilliant scientist girlfriend Tamariko, and the biggest sweetheart in the world, my other girlfriend Karashi." Jinx continued.

"That is flattering but…" Tamariko said.

"Aw shucks." Karashi said with a blush at being praised by Jinx.

"Wait, what about me?" Takashi asked, being ignored.

"Just sit back and wait your turn. Seriously, didn't your mommy teach you it is rude to interrupt people?" Jinx asked.

"I cheated my mom out of her money to invest in my company and leave her to rot in a very cheap and bad retirement home. Couldn't make it to the funeral…not that I wanted to, I was too busy living the high life." Takashi noted.

"Is he deliberately created to be the biggest douche on the planet?" Tamariko looked in disgust.

"Your parents are down in your lab as science experiments." Karashi pointed out.

"And my parents are monsters." Tamariko said.

"So lemme tell you the story." Jinx sat down in a fancy chair, wearing a rich gentlemen's chamber robes, a monocole, a fez and a pipe that blew bubbles…also a fake mustache for some reason as she opened op a book. Which was full of very erotic drawings of her girlfriends.

"Wait, where did those come from? This chair wasn't in there before?" Takashi asked. "seriously, it's like they came out of thin air…"

"Don't question it, Jinx is weird like that. Wanna hear that damn story and continue what you want to do afterwards, or do you want to linger on things that have no rational explanation?" Tamariko asked.

"Er…you know, just tell the story. I'm honestly curious what has led to all…this." Takashi said.

"SO…My story began on Mt. Randomakali, where the forces of insanity and randomness converged when the circumstances were just right, with the Planet random moving into the path of the second star of Insanity and Chaos as the ley lines of Earthern forces crossed …and the hippo community launching their new Hippocon, that was very important…so these forces aligned, the priest of the Church of Randomness chanted and these chaotic forces amalgamed on the tip of Mt. Randomakali and from that, I was born. Ready to spread the fun kind of chaos, the levity of insanity to break the monotone of daily lives and to have sex with a lot of handsome men and women." Jinx said in an overly dramatic voice.

"Jinx, that is bulls*** and you know it." Tamariko noted.

"Yeah, it's not my real backstory. But if you didn't know me, would you have believed it?" Jinx asked.

"…oddly enough if I didn't know you were a Gangler, I'd buy it." Tamariko admitted.

"So, sit down, enjoy your popcorn and listen to the real tale." Jinx said as she handed out popcorn.

"Oh boy!" Karashi said as she eagerly dug in to the popped corn kernels.

Jinx also handed out popcorn to Tamariko and to the guards, showing that there was no ill will between them.

"Salted butter, you remembered my fav." Tamariko said as she ate her popcorn.

"You are seriously handing out popcorn?" Takashi asked. "…Can I have some?"

"Sorry, fresh out!" Jinx said. "So I'm going to tell my real backstory, before the 'To be continued' comes out. So I was born in the Back World…"

TO BE CONTINUED

"Damnit, not fast enough!"

Jinx was my OC from all the way back on Deviantart for the Sonic series. But I have created alternate versions of her for my other favored franchises, hence the Toku version of her.

Tamariko and karashi are created to be her teammates and lovers for this incarnation of the character.

Though they first appeared in my friend Ri2's toku works, more specifically the Shinobiryu Sentai Dinninger series, to be precise Roar Seventeen. Not necessary to get into this but it is adviced that series is checked out first.

I also included them in my original Sentai essay, Kikei Sentai Kaijinner, where Jinx was part of my original Sentai group with Karashi and Tamariko as supporting characters. I should update that one too.

Now I finally made the time and had the inspiration to start the first episode of their spin-off series. It is going to contain all the hiilarity and randomness that you can expect from this trio.

I'm not sure if I will over time to have it take place in the Kaijinner, Dinninger or Bugranger universes, or its own, but at least I will make refs to those for fun.

Thanking my friend Ri2 for inspiring me to do this and I'm flattered he borrowed my character for his own work.