"Alright Spidey. You can do this. It might not be the song you wanted to do originally, but hey. You're gonna get into Civil War soon. You might as well."
The Wall-Crawler was trying to psych himself up. The fact that a glitch happened, and some of the lyrics to his new song were scrambled didn't help, but he was going to go onstage, and he was going to sing. - Spider-Sense tingling!
"Chillax, webs! You're sweating more than Slade did when he found out I could just reattach my limbs together again."
"Willson…" The original red-clad 'quipster' lamented, "What are you doing here?"
Wade just smiled under his mask, "Just thought I'd give my favorite imitator some confidence." He replied, wrapping an arm around the Web-Slinger.
"Y'know," Spider-Man sighed, "I'm just gonna ignore that, because then you'll probably say something about 'Spidypool' or whatever, and honestly, I don't need to deal with that."
"Aw, c'mon, Webs!" Wade called, "I just wanna talk!"
"Not listening!" Came the reply.
"... Soon. One day."
The Web-Headed Quip-Master swung up on stage.
I still believe in heroes
I'm just a step away
I'm just a breath away
Losing my faith today
He did an air guitar riff, similar to the one that you did for his nineteen nineties opener (Don't lie, you've done it.)
We're falling off the edge today
I am just a man
Not superhuman
I'm not superhuman!
Several patrons smirked. Out of all the Marvel heroes here, Spider-Man was the most superhuman out of all of them. Even Wolverine and Beast agreed that Spidey was likely better than them.
Someone save me from the hate.
It's just another war!
Just another family tour!
We're falling from our feet today!
More members winced as they recalled the last Daily Bugle headline: Most hated hero in New York: Spiderman!
Spidey was a little miffed that they forgot the hyphen.
It's just a step from the edge!
Just another day in the world we live
I need a hero, to save me now
I need a hero to save me now.
Spider-Man found the line to be ironic. Usually, he's the one rescuing people.
I need a hero,
to save my life.
A hero will save me!
Just in time!
Again, the line was ironic to the Web-Slinger. He typically comes in to the rescue in a dramatic entrance and with a pretty good one-liner.
I've gotta fight today,
To live another day.
I'm speaking my mind today!
My voice will be heard today!
Spidey winced a bit. He usually got pelted with rocks and trash when he tried to speak out against JJ.
I've got to make a stand!
But I am just a man.
I'm not superhuman,
My voice will be heard today!
He remembered the time he lifted the rubble off of his back. He found the line to be rather appropriate. He wasn't that impressive compared to the other combatants. At least, in his opinion.
Someone save me from the hate.
It's just another war!
Just another family tour!
My voice will be heard today!
There were plenty of his fans in the audience that would be glad to attack Jameson for his slander, and there were plenty more to defend his movies.
It's just another kill,
The countdown begins to destroy ourselves-
I need a hero,
to save me now.
to save me now!
I need a hero to save my life.
Spider-Man was doing stunts during the entire theme. He had done several flips and twirls in the air that Rogue noted would make her brother jealous.
A hero will save me-
Just in time!
It's time to fight for what's right!
Time to help us survive
A couple of the patrons chuckled, Spidey was rather well-known for his endurance and determination. It was agreed that if Juggernaut made it into the Villain's bar, that they'd send in the Web-Head to stop him.
I need a hero,
who's goin' to fight to win,
Who's going to make them believe,
I need a hero
Spider-Man did a superhero landing. Unlike most others though, this one was rather epic.
I NEED A HERO!
He finished the song with his typical combat pose.
"Dang. I thought we were going to get the most applause tonight." Yang said, slightly dejected.
"Ah, don't worry about it blondie," Raphael cut in, "We weren't even close to yours."
"By my calculations, you and Tifa are guaranteed second place if someone doesn't upstage Spider-Man." Donatello offered.
"Gotta agree with the turtle here, Sunshine. I doubt that the Web-Head here will get upstaged." Tifa supported.
"I know, T." Yang replied, "I'd say that the only thing allowed to beat us is John singing something from Red vs. Blue." She joked.
"I'd say that even if that happens, we should still get second." Tifa countered.
Leonardo realized something, "Wait… This isn't even a competition… Right?"
The others looked at him awkwardly.
"Darn! I thought it wasn't." He lamented.
"What part of 'Karaoke Competition' did you not understand?"
"I guess the 'competition' part, Raph." Mikey offered.
Leonardo chuckled nervously.
Obvious reference to the upcoming chapter is obvious.
Whatever Wade. Wow, two chapters in one day, huh?
Anyways, the song is from the The Avengers movie soundtrack. And the characters-
All belong to their respective owners! HA! Got in the last line! Woo!
