One bad day on the Enterprise (they have them too!):
"Captain... Please come down to the transporter room" said Scotty's assistant.
Kirk: "What is it, Mr. DeSantis? Explain, please..."
DeSantis: "Sir, I think you better see it for yourself."
Kirk: "Very, well..."
On arrival to the transporter room, Kirk looks on in utter shock!
DeSantis: "I don't know how it happened, maybe that magnetic storm?"
Spock and Scotty had been beamed up, and melded into one person...
"Call us 'Spotty'... For the Time being?"
(The End)
