One bad day on the Enterprise (they have them too!):

"Captain... Please come down to the transporter room" said Scotty's assistant.

Kirk: "What is it, Mr. DeSantis? Explain, please..."

DeSantis: "Sir, I think you better see it for yourself."

Kirk: "Very, well..."

On arrival to the transporter room, Kirk looks on in utter shock!

DeSantis: "I don't know how it happened, maybe that magnetic storm?"

Spock and Scotty had been beamed up, and melded into one person...

"Call us 'Spotty'... For the Time being?"

(The End)