It was a beautiful day, sun shining, clear skies, calming winds, and open meadows
Goats were eating the grass, ever so relaxed on this awesome day, frog monsters however… ruined their days surely…
While the goats stayed in their places and enjoyed their food, the frog suddenly shot out its tongue and grabbed one of the goats and ate it whole, which prompted the other goats to escape
In a mountain far away, an explosion huge as ever, was present.
Capture migrating tuna: failed
In the Adventurers guild, people were discussing certain things, "Did you hear there's no tuna this season?"
"Yeah apparently some mentally screwed-up magician altered the whole landscape, it left nothing!"
In the corner, Kazuma and the gang were sitting quietly, either seemingly irritated or worried
"0 points." Kazuma forwarded it to Megumin specifically
"What do you mean 0 points? That explosion was worth at least 120 points!" Megumin complained
"It was worth nothing! And that's being generous! You used your explosion because you were scared that some monster was gonna steal the fish? What help did that do you when you blew the fish too! Would it kill you to learn some advanced magic already?" Kazuma was more than irritated at Megumin
"Listen, calm down… being angry won't solve anything right now, so take a deep breath and relax" Gohan tried to calm the situation down, and it seemed to be working
"Kazuma, you've gone too far, you know Megumin loves explosions" Darkness criticized
"You reek of fish" was Kazuma's immediate fireback
Darkness moaned from the sudden pleasure
"No." Gohan started thinking that Darkness actually liked this stuff and it wasn't simply a character being played
"As soon as we were underwater, the fish was already gnawing at you" Kazuma continued
"I was surprised at how fast you messed that up, it caught me off guard" Gohan complimented and seemingly insulted at the same time
"Hey, does that mean we are in debt again? I don't wanna go back to part-time!" Aqua cried to Kazuma
Kazuma looked at Aqua pathetically, 'The arch-priest that makes everything a pain' he then looked at Megumin, 'The arch Wizard that makes everything go to waste' and then he looked at Darkness, 'The crusader that makes everything smell like wild game' and then he looked at Gohan who was trying to talk to Aqua, 'And the warrior that I honestly have no idea how he handles us, very kind-hearted and extremely useful, he eats a lot, the only useful member of our team' Kazuma described his teammates in a sentence or 2, respecting Gohan the most
"Isn't he only useful for stealing underpants?" a woman whispered to her friends as they looked at Kazuma
"That's the scumbag that won't think twice before drop kicking a woman!" the women said, then they started chanting "Scumzuma!Scumzuma! Scumzuma!"
'if this was an anime or game, I would've had a romantic interest by now' Kazuma cried
"I would appreciate it if you don't insult my friend" Gohan called the women's behaviour out
The doors were then slammed open, Yunyun walked through, looking intense, she walked and walked until she reached Kazuma
"Oh hey Yunyun, what's gotten you so intense?" Kazuma greeted
"Hi, Yunyun!" Gohan waved
"K-Kazuma…. I-i" she struggles to say, getting embarrassed, "I want your baby!" Yunyun yells out
Her sentence left the group stunned, especially Gohan, he's pale as a ghost
'My popular phase begins now' Kazuma smiled to himself
Back in the mansion, Aqua was playing solitaire, before Chomusuke aggressively scratches her
"Why did you scratch me?" she only received aggressive replies from Chomusuke
"Can you say that again? For me?" Kazuma asked Gohan was still as pale as he could ever be
Yunyun blushes even more, "I-I said I want to have your baby!"
"Well, I always wanted to start with a daughter.." Kazuma informed, looking elegant to some kind
"No! The baby has to be a boy!" Yunyun demands. As if Kazuma could control it
'I thought she was meeky, but she knows how to speak her mind' Kazuma was surprised at Yunyun's demands, uncharacteristically determined
"Yunyun, what're you doing? Snap out of your mind!" Megumin shakes Yunyun a bit
"Do you know what kind of person Kazuma is?" Darkness asked
"What's gotten into you? Snap out of it!" Megumin was worried maybe something wrong was with her friend
"if I don't have Kazuma's baby, the world will… the devil king will…" Yunyun said, looking worried, very worried
"Oh god, I think I had my mind blown, what happened?" Gohan woke up sounding very tired, he picked himself up, and did some stretches, "I feel super light for some reason…"
"It's about saving the world huh?" Kazuma asked, "It's alright dear, you can leave the world and the devil king to me," Kazuma said
"What's going on here?" Gohan asked as he walked up to Megumin and Darkness, he saw Kazuma and Yunyun and decided to greet them
"Oh hey, guys? What's wrong? Everyone looks intense.." Gohan asks as innocently as possible
"Yunyun wants to have Kazuma's baby" Darkness informed Gohan
The information took about 5 seconds of processing, "What?" Gohan asked, not believing what his ears heard
"Yunyun wants to have my baby… Gohan" Kazuma smiled, already knowing how Gohan feels for Yunyun
The emotion Gohan felt couldn't be described, but what could be described is how his heart sunk into his stomach into tiny pieces, he was sulking in the corner, hit by an instant depression, Chomusuke noticed Gohan's change in mood and was patting his arm, reassuringly… "Thanks… Chomusuke", "Meow"
"Yunyun, once we have this baby, the devil king will be dealt with, and the world will be saved, right? How could I possibly refuse someone in need" Kazuma said
Gohan heard what he said, although he was sad about Yunyun, he was happy Kazuma had a change of demeanour and doesn't want to abandon the needy any longer
"b-But you always refuse to go on monster kill quests, what's this sudden change?!" Darkness asked, Megumin seconded her statement with "Seriously!"
"Shut up!" Kazuma yelled in irritation, hoping to make them quiet, "Keep your nose out of our relationship, alright?" Kazuma asked
"He's mad… At us?" Megumin seemed hurt at Kazuma's sentiment, "But.. If my friend is involved with a shady guy, of course, I'm gonna speak up!"
"Amazing! Wonderful! For the first time in this life, I'm happy I came to this world" Kazuma said, which instantly had Gohan's attention
'so he's from another world too? That's probably how he got Aqua in the first place..' Gohan thought, his depression siding for a moment, he got up and walked to Aqua, wanting to ask her a question
"And what's with you two? Are you jealous of my romantic developments with Yunyun? If you were, Just say so! You tsundere duo!" Kazuma yelled
"hey Aqua, I have a question"
"What is it?" Aqua asks
"Is Kazuma from another world? Like me?" he pointed to himself
"Yeah, what about it?"
"Oh… and there are more people like that out there?" Gohan asked another
"Of course, the gods were in a hurry for this devil king to begone, so they just called everyone and that's the reason we give out powers, to make those who can't fight, fight" Aqua explained
"Alright, thank you for telling me," Gohan got up, and he heard them still bickering, but he didn't mind it
"Megumin! The crimson demon village… the crimson demon village is going to be wiped out!" Yunyun revealed to stop the bickering and stop the bickering it did, and Even Gohan stopped in his steps after hearing that
Konosuba!
Everyone was sitting at a table, Aqua gave hot water to Yunyun, "Here is your tea,"
"Thank you" Yunyun thanked graciously
"So, What was that about?" Megumin asked, referring to the earlier sentence Yunyun made
"I got this letter from my father…" Yunyun said as she gave a letter to Megumin, Megumin didn't know what she was holding in but she opened the letter,
"By the time you receive this letter, I would already have passed…on" Megumin read the letter with widened eyes, she continued to read and read, her eyes widening more and more, "The crimson demon village is being attacked by devil king armies? A fortune teller saw a future where the village was devastated.."
"That's not so good news, but who's Yunyun's father?" Gohan was confused about why Megumin's reaction was so severe at the beginning
"Her father is the leader of the crimson demons, a very important person" Megumin states
"Oh, pretty big deal if he's dead then." Gohan's face looked semi-serious
"Forget that! Keep reading" Yunyun said
"A future where the village was devastated, every crimson demon is dead, but they also saw a light of hope, Yunyun…. The sole survivor?!" Megumin yelled the last sentence out loud
"What?" Gohan stood up, looking intense, wasn't Megumin also a crimson demon?
"What about me?" Megumin looked worried
"Keep reading.." was Yunyun's only response, Megumin sweatdropped at that but she continued
"Yunyun the sole survivor, will go to the city of beginners, there she will meet a man, although unremarkable with no powers, he will become her spouse" Megumin readout
"You believe that man is Kazuma? I mean multiple other guys aren't remarkable and don't have powers," Gohan wasn't sure if it was Kazuma himself, a part of him was jealous though
"Was that all it took to convince you it's me?" Kazuma asked
"Then, the boy born to her and the man will grow and go on a journey… but that boy doesn't know. That he's the one… to avenge his clan and kill the devil king?!" Megumin looked shocked everyone looked shocked, while Gohan was mildly surprised,
"O-Our boy will defeat the devil king?!" Kazuma was shocked, super shocked
"H-hold on, Kazuma!" Darkness tried to calm him down
"Hold on! That doesn't work with me, I need the devil king defeated as soon as possible" Aqua reasoned, or at least tried, "I can't wait that long! Do you expect me to wait for your child to grow up? Can't we wrap this up in three years or less? If not then I want you to forget about this prophecy!"
Now it's Gohan's turn to be shocked, "You seriously want a toddler to beat the devil king?"
"Our village has really skilled fortune tellers… so…" Yunyun trailed off
"In that case, I can understand, if it's to save the world, leave it to me.." Kazuma wrapped his hand around her shoulder
"I can't believe you! You usually act so wishy-washy, what's with the sudden burst of manliness?!" Darkness questioned Kazuma
While Darkness and Kazuma were squabbling… again, Megumin noticed a part of the paper was wrinkled up, when she put it back in its place, she found something written on it
"Crimson demon heroic Tales Part 1 by Arue" When Megumin read that, Yunyuns face was so horrified, the upper part became black (real)
She then yelled at the top of her lungs, she then grabbed the letter, crushed it and threw it, "Arue! You idiot!" she then held herself in defeat
"Huh? What does this mean? What do I do? What about my baby?" Kazuma asked rapid-fire questions, "Do I strip here? Or do I strip In my room?"
"Who is Arue?" Gohan asked, seemingly confused
"Arue was a classmate of ours who wanted to be an author" replied Megumin
"So it was just a story then, but what about the first letter?" Darkness asked this time
"I believe this one, the crimson demons have been a thorn in the side of the devil king for as long as possible," Megumin said as she picked up the letter
"Wait, what do I do about my masculine obligation now? Hey, Yunyun, aren't we supposed to start our bittersweet relationship now?" Kazuma asked, his pants still down
"No, you aren't!" Gohan objected
"Megumin, why are you so calm about this? Aren't you worried about your family and friends?" Darkness asked
"th-Thats right! What do we do now Megumin?" Yunyun got up and ran to Megumin
"The crimson demons are feared by the devil king for a reason, I have a hard time believing our village will go down without putting up a fight," Megumin stated, having faith in her people's powers, "Besides, even if the village was to go down, if the chief's daughter, Yunyun, is alive then we can rebuild it, so we have to think of it in these terms, "Our friends will live on in our hearts… forever"
"Megumin, you monster!" Yunyun started aggressively shaking Megumin
Konosub-akh!
They were all outside now, "I'm so sorry" Yunyun apologized for the inconvenience,
"It's okay, but what're you gonna do now?" Gohan asked, having already forgiven Yunyun and Kazuma, speaking of Kazuma, Aqua pulled back his pants,
"I-I think I'll just head to the village… I have… Friends… there" She hesitated on using the word friends
'She sure hesitated to use the word "Friends" 'Kazuma thinks,
"If you excuse me…" Yunyun said as she swiftly left, and slowly disappeared into the night
"Are you sure about this Megumin?" Gohan asked, who had the entire group turn to him, "What do you mean?" Megumin asked
"It's great that you have faith in your people, but if the Devil king was to truly push on the crimson demons, do you really think they'd survive?" Gohan asked, adding the hypothetical situation where the devil king's army was to go all out on the crimson demons, the hypothesis made Megumin rethink everything
The next day, at Wiz's shop…
"Teleporting? You want me to teleport you to the outskirts of the crimson demon village?" Wiz asked
"Yep, this little tsundere feels homesick, she wants to go back" Kazuma points to Megumin
"Who're you calling a tsundere?" Megumin retorted back
"Well, look who it is! The man who picked the easiest-to-level class and still manages to be under-levelled, the girl who's been useless as of late except at calling familial favours, the obnoxious priest with the obnoxious light, and the magician from a joke race that uses joke magic, and the boy who shouldn't be allowed power! Now… welcome to this shop! I was actually hoping to run into you" Vanir came in, somehow insulting everyone in there
"Don't push your luck" Gohan threatened, instantly not taking in his jokes,
"now now! No need to get all angry, I've only come up to discuss my dealings with Kazuma" Vanir said, not wanting to be on the receiving on of Gohan's anger, yet again
"Hey, are you really going through with this?" Kazuma whispered to Vanir
"But of course! I will buy the rights to Satou Kazuma's intellectual enterprise for 300 million Eris" Vanir reminded Kazuma of their offers
"o-Ok…" Kazuma blushed, already drunken on wealth
"That said, my debt-ridden friend, we can't go through with the deal yet… I'm afraid" Vanir said
"What? Why not?"
"I have not been able to find a permanent craftsman to make all the things you've dreamed of, plus, didn't you have Gohan hand you some items from his home as well?" Vanir asked
"Yeah, but what of it?" Kazuma asked, "We could split the 300 million Eris"
"Mr Gohan, will you come here please?" Vanir called for Gohan who was drinking tea with Darkness and Aqua,
"Me?" while Gohan is still weary next to Vanir, he's learned to relax a bit, "What do you want?" he asked as he got up and went to them
"Didn't you orchestrate some items from your home along with Mister Kazuma?" Vanir asked
"Is there something wrong with them? My home is very advanced so you should be able to make some useful items" Gohan said
"Your items have been extremely useful, amazing science achievements by my eyes, something Humans won't conjure up if even a million years, more advanced than Kazuma's!" Vanir complimented
"more advanced?" Kazuma was surprised, was Gohan's world just that much better?
"But you see, I've called to discuss business, since your items are just that much better, I'm planning on giving you more money, so I offer you, 750 million Eris for your merchandise!"
"Seven hundred?!" Aqua and Megumin heard, surprised by such money
"Yes! Seven hundred and fifty million! However, I've called you to ask, if you want to receive the same amount of money as Kazuma and split, or if you two could have different sets of payments" Vanir asked
"Definitely paid separately," Gohan immediately answered
While they were discussing, Aqua was inspecting store items, before accidentally dropping one, "What the hell! What are you doing? Stop messing with my merchandise!" Vanir scolded
"Hey, isn't the customer always right? I'm a goddess, so I'm extra right! Show me the respect a goddess deserves!" Aqua retorted
"You demand respect after destroying one of my items?! Wiz teleport them away this instance!" Vanir demanded
Konosuba!
"I'm gonna send you to the vicinity of the crimson demon village, hope you have a wonderful adventure and experience!" Wiz wished them luck, as Aqua and Vanir show disgust at each other, "Teleport!" Wiz activated her magic, which made a magic circle beneath the group that slowly started to convert them into small magic lines for transport,
"we're off!" They all thumbs up, before finally going away
"Hmm?" Wiz blurted, seemingly remembering something,
"What's wrong?" Vanir said
"Isn't the crimson demon village next to…"
With the group, they reached a green land full of grass, a big dust in the distance erupted with the sound of an explosion
Emergency quest! Survive, defend yourselves!
Gohan and Kazuma were running for their lives, "Where the hell did she send us to!" Gohan yelled out loud, missing his mother for the first time in this world
"I have no idea!" Kazuma said as he ran for his life too
From the shadows of dust, a huge mob of orc ladies appeared running towards Gohan and Kazuma with heart eyes, "Hey wait, Sirs!" an orc lady called out
"Hey, want to have fun with me?" another said out loud
"Why the hell is there a mob of lady orcs!" both Kazuma and Gohan say at the same time
"Kazuma! Gohan! There are no male orcs left in this world!" Megumin yelled out, Darkness was shocked at what was said
"They were wiped out ages ago! And on the rare occasion that one is born, they are overworked by the females until they die before maturity! The majority of female orcs are known for capturing males from other races and doing all sorts of crazy stuff to them!" Megumin said
"Come to our community, boys! You will have a harem! We will give you a taste of heaven on earth!" the orc said
"We don't want it, no thank you!" Gohan screamed
"I don't want it, either!" Kazuma cried, 'I just turned down a lady's invitation for the first time!'
"Wait! Aren't orcs supposed to be natural predators of female knights? Male orcs! Renowned for their libido, they attack women the second they see them" Darkness said, anticipation maximized
"They're all dead." Megumin broke her dreams to pieces, Darkness fell into instant depression and fell physically too, bumping into the roads
"I'd like to have your babies!" one orc said, "No, me!" they were fighting over the boys' love, "I think id love to start with a son, then have 60 sons and 40 daughters and then move to a white home next to the sea, where we'd be all over each other forever!" the orc said
"Help me, Father!" Gohan cried
Dragon ball universe
Goku suddenly had a feeling of worry in his heart, "Hey, King Kai, I just felt like my son called for my help" Goku said
"Wait Goku, I feel like I'm closing in on your son" King Kai said
"You are?" Goku was excited
Within the afterlife, with the goddess Eris, "Hello, Goddess Eris." King Kai greets
"King Kai? Why are you contacting me?" Eris asks
"You see, we have a young boy currently stuck in your world, do you mind explaining why?" King Kai asks, hoping for her to give a logical answer so he can reassure Goku, he's been worried about his son nonstop
"Well King Kai, our world is currently in peril, and we needed Son Gohan to help us beat this Devil King that rules over our world with tyranny" she explained
Back on King Kai's planet, King Kai explained to Goku the reason why Gohan is gone
"Goku, Gohan is another world, he's currently rescuing a world from a tyrant king, that's endangering the world" King Kai explained
"What? He's that far away? Who sent him there, to begin with?" Goku asks
"A Goddess that asked for his help in saving the world"
" Can I at least see how he's doing right now?" Goku asked, hoping that his son is alright
"But Of course.."
With Eris, King Kai asked for one more favour, "Goddess Eris, may I see Gohan? His father is worried about him…"
"The legendary hero, Son Goku? How can I refuse?" Eris opened a hole that showed what Gohan is doing currently, "Oh…"
"Come here Goku, She agreed to let you see your son…" King Kai called on
"Sweet!" Goku put his hand on King Kai, and as soon as he did, he was able to see Gohan… although not in the best position…
"Umm… King Kai?" Goku asked, his face sweating rivers, "What is going on with my son?!" he screamed, he saw Gohan, and a random boy, being licked and overwhelmed by female orcs,
Back with the group, "Megumin, Do something! Do what you usually do!" Kazuma cried
"Father, Please help me!" Gohan cried too
"I can't! I can't do it in this range! Darkness, stop being depressed!" Megumin called out for Darkness, who was still depressed
"Wait, Wait can we please talk about this?!" Gohan and Kazuma tried to reason
"Pillow talks? I love that! Go ahead and tell me your dirtiest fantasies you've kept bottled up!"
"Oh, tell me all your dirty fantasies you've kept to yourself!" another orc said to Gohan
"Wait, wait, your name! I don't even know your name! Let's start with an introduction! My name is Satou Kazuma!" Kazuma reasoned
"Father, I want to let you know, if you hear this, I love you and everyone so much!" Gohan cried, already accepting death
Back with King Kai and Goku
Goku deadpanned at his son's words, "King Kai, are these women forcing themselves on my Son?"
"I think… so.. Doesn't look like he enjoys it…" King Kai said, but then everything cut off from them,
"What happened?" Goku asked
"The other world is a far place, I can't hold a connection for too long.." King Kai said
Back with Gohan and Kazuma
The orcs already began undressing them, ripping apart Gohan's shirt, and removing Kazuma's pants
"Aqua, Darkness, Save us!" Kazuma and Gohan cried even more, both wanting to stay alive and intact
"Bottomless Swamp!" a female said, a huge muddy swamp swallowing all the other orcs
"Yunyun! It's Yunyun!" Kazuma and Gohan rejoiced in tears
"Orcs who live near the crimson demon village! I'm willing to overlook this because we're neighbours, now begone!" Yunyun said, the bottomless swap disappearing and all the orcs dispersing
"Yunyun!" both Kazuma and Gohan cried as they jumped at Yunyun, "Thank you so much!" they cried as they held on as their lives depended on it
"N-No problem!" Yunyun said
Kazuma and Gohan were psychologically scarred
Gohan was still holding on to Yunyun, believing that if he jumped off, he wouldn't see the Sunlight again, even though he could've destroyed all these orcs
Kazuma was sucking on his thumbs with tears coming out of his eyes, "There there Kazuma, that was scary wasn't it? It's okay now though, it's all finished" Aqua comforted as she patted his head
"I'm really grateful for you, Yunyun, to be more specific, if someone asked me "Who do you look up to?" I'm going to answer "Yunyun" right away," Kazuma said, his voice still shaky
"I love you Yunyun! I do!" Gohan cried as he held even more tightly, "I never want to leave your side again!" Gohan was truly scarred, never experiencing something this terrifying ever in his life, even cell pales in comparison to this
"W-Wh-What? Wh-What do you mean you l-l-love me?!" Yunyun blushes, full of embarrassment, "What are you guys doing here anyway?" Yunyun asked, ignoring Gohan's cries, he was truly psychologically broken, "Were you worried about everyone in the end? Megumin?" Yunyun asked
Megumin's face slowly contorts to that of irritation, "I just remembered I had some business in the village, that's all" Megumin said
"You won't admit it! You were worried after all, weren't you?" Yunyun teased even more
While they were teasing each other, Gohan finally moved from Yunyun, and he sat upright, his eyes void of any emotion,
Aqua and Darkness saw that and their sweat dropped, "He's actually traumatized!" Aqua said, even Kazuma wasn't that bad,
Gohan then got up and walked off, to somewhere behind these bushes
"Hey, Gohan! Where are you…" Darkness trailed off before Gohan left, Megumin and Yunyun still fighting over whatever happened a while ago
"Hey, You! Stop right there!" A monster demanded of Gohan, who stopped in his tracks
"Do you think they support the devil king's army?" Megumin asked
"I don't know, but we gotta go help Gohan!" Yunyun said as she got up and ran out of the bushes, the rest coming out with her
"Hey look! There are even two crimson demon brats!" said a goblin monster
Gohan then moved forward looking to get out of the forest, "Get out of my way," he said in a voice that gave everyone chills, but they couldn't even tell if he meant it, he was just so traumatized that he was leaking off that terrifying energy
But then even more monsters came out from the bushes, "Out of your way? What gives? These crimson demons gave us a hell of trouble, and you've got two of 'em! Like hell we're gonna walk away!"
Yunyun tries to walk up, but Megumin stops her, "I seem to recall you calling my explosion magic a joke, I'll show you how serious it can be!" Megumin said
"Wait… you don't actually plan on…" Yunyun and Kazuma had terrified faces
"Explosion!" Megumin said a huge explosion that destroyed everything in its path, appeared and did just that
After the dust cleared, "How about that? Would you still call that magic a joke? How about this Kazuma? How many points was that?!" Megumin was enthusiastic about such power
"Negative 90 points! Because now we are in no position to carry you!" Kazuma argued before he looked to see if any monsters survived, but what he saw was Gohan standing there, unscathed, not even a scratch on him
"He's not even scratched!" Kazuma yelled out, which prompted everyone to look at Gohan, still in the same position he was in,
"He didn't even move!" Yunyun was surprised
"Damn that was scary!" the goblin from before got up! "But now reinforcements showed up, time to beg and cry for mercy, not that it's gonna help!" he pointed the swords at the gang
Then the reinforcements trampled over the goblin and were heading for the gang before 4 figures appeared in front of them
"Not even flesh will remain! Burn under the ebon of my dark flames!" a man with black hair said
"Slumber for eternity, under the embrace of my ice!" another one introduced
"I… kill. You…"
"Now it's born!" a woman said
"Aw crap…" the monsters said
"Light of sab-" All 4 people were cut off, their attacks not fired, Gohan however, walked up,
"Gohan! Get back!" Kazuma called out
"Hey, Young man, get out of the way!" the crimson demons said
"Is he planning to fight us alone? What an idiot!" the reinforcements said, as they rushed at Gohan
"I told you, didn't I?" time appeared to slow down for the monsters, and the gang saw that phenomenon happen
"Is time being slowed down?" Darkness asked
"I told you.." they were cut off by Gohan's voice, which appeared to be echoed now, "To get out of my way…" Gohan finally revealed his face which was hidden between his hair, eyes full of intent to killing
Everyone at that moment, felt yet another chill down their spines, Gohan then raised a finger,
"Is he charging an attack?" time began to flow normally, the enemies noticing Gohan's rising finger, and stopped to check it out
A small little grey blast that didn't even outgrow his finger began to form
"What's that supposed to do? Hurt my little finger?" The goblin laughed as all the monsters began laughing too,
But then, lightning began crackling from the small blast, the attack felt so heavy like it was distorting space and time, and the attack exerted pressure unlike any other
"Wh-Whats that?!" the crimson demons ask the group
"W-We have no idea! But it looks like he's seriously intending on killing them!" Kazuma informed
The attack then floated from his finger slowly, and then it reached the monsters
"What's this pathetic little attack supposed to d-"
The next moment, the chaos that couldn't be described, an explosion so big and so destructive, Megumin's explosion looked like a baby novice little dust to it
Everything in the vicinity was completely destroyed, the earth itself shook from such power
After everything calmed down, the aftermath of the blast was ridiculous, (literally can't explain how it plays out in my head)
Everyone looked on in terror, not even the monsters souls left in the aftermath
"W-What… is… that" Kazuma's eyes looked like they lost their colour
"This… doesn't compare to all the attacks he did before!" Aqua looked like Kazuma like her soul left her body
"He doesn't even look tired!" even the crimson demons were shocked, "What type of magic is that?!"
Gohan came back to his senses, that last attack took the stress out of him, the trauma out of him, and as soon as he saw that he left the post (I.E: Yunyun) he yelled in horror, "Yunyun!" he ran to her and hugged her as tightly as he could, this time he only caught on to the upper body
"Gohan San! Please relax!" Yunyun tried to calm him down,
"No! If I relax, these scary orcs will come back!" they were forever indented in his mind
"They're gone! They won't ever come back for you!" Yunyun calmed him down
"Really?"
"Really"
Gohan then calmed down and stopped hugging Yunyun, "Those females were scary, I thought I was gonna die" Gohan looked sombre, Yunyun tried to reassure him it was alright
"It's okay, they're gone"
"Hey, You! Young man!" one of the people that showed up called out, "What the hell was that magic you just released?"
"Oh, you mean that? I simply charged up a small blast, but I may have let my power loose because I was super traumatized" Gohan cringed at the remembrance of the orcs
'He's talking as if it was nothing!'
"We came here after we heard an explosion, and here we find Megumin and Yunyun," the man said
The people who showed up then rotated their heads in confusion, Megumin, Yunyun and Gohan returning the gesture
"I'm curious Megumin, are they your adventuring party?" he asked
Megumin nodded with a smile, the air was then silent for a moment
"My name is Bukkorori!! Son of the foremost cobbler amongst the crimson demons! Archwizard, and wielder of advanced magic!" bukkorori introduced himself
"Hey there, my name is Kazuma, a beginner from Axel, who learnt skills to fight the Devil kings generals!" Kazuma introduced himself
"My name is Son Gohan, born in the mountains, I use my powers for good!" Gohan tried to copy their style
The crimson demons looked happy, "No outsider ever had tried to return our form of greeting!" Bukkorori said
"Your friends are really nice, Megumin!" Bukkorori complimented
Megumin looked embarrassed while Yunyun smiled
"The village is still quite the distance from here, let us help you, Teleport!" Bukkorori teleported everyone to the village
The crimson demon village, in between mountains, has small fields of water with multiple small buildings, the gang appeared in the middle of houses
"Welcome to the crimson demon village, outsiders. And it's good to have you two back, Megumin, Yunyun" Bukkorori welcomed
"Wow! This place looks super nice!"
In the chief home, they seemed to be discussing something
"Could you please repeat that… D-Dad? " Yunyun looked scared
A man with black hair, red eyes, and black pants with a line down the middle that was orange, he appeared to be wearing a Rob-like upper attire, that was white, orange and black, fingerless gloves and a choker, one belt around his waist and one belt that goes from his waist to his shoulder
"Hahaha! That was just me sending you an update!" her father informed as he laughed
"Uh, Sir? Could you please explain that?" Kazuma asked
"But it said, "By the time you receive this, I surely would've passed on"? " Yunyun asked
"That's the traditional way of the crimson demon greeting" her father explained too
"But you also said you couldn't destroy the Devil King's fortress" Yunyun also reminded him of that sentence
"Yeah, we couldn't decide on destroying it or leaving it as a tourist attraction"
"Yunyun, am I allowed to punch your father?" Kazuma asked
"Go ahead" she allowed it
"Yunyun?!" Her father was baffled she would allow such a thing
"If the Devil King army is nearby, then is a general…" Darkness trailed off
"Yeah, there's one of them, strong with magic too. She should be showing up any moment now" the chief said
"Huh?" was everyone's reaction, before an alert sounded off
"Devil King army alert, we are being approached by Devil King army, anyone available, please go to the front gate, the army number: 1000" The alarm sounded
"A thousand?!" Kazuma and Darkness were baffled at such numbers
Devil King's army approaches
On the battlefield, a big fire tornado erupted, "Sylvia Sama! You need to retreat! Even if we don't survive, you have to!" a goblin yelled out before getting engulfed in flames
"Damn, if we could just get closer-" Monsters tried to get closer to the crimson demons but were demolished in the flames,
"I told you we should've never invaded the crimson demons!" a goblin cried before being frozen
"Here! Have this boulder!" a giant monster held a giant boulder, before being bombarded by lightning and fire
Lightning magic, fire and the light of sabres were being flung around like nothing
"Holy crap!" Kazuma exclaimed
"What in Aquas name…" Gohan looked shocked too
"My name?" Aqua asked
"This is impressive… a bit too impressive that it's freaking me out" Kazuma looked a bit scared
"So! What do you think? We're thinking of making the lights a tourist attraction" Megumin's father exclaimed
"not a good idea, a blast might go astray and hit a civilian, won't be a good look," Gohan said, suggesting the chief think of something else
Konosuba!
It was almost sunset, the group walking through the forest, Gohan still half naked, holding Megumin because Kazuma's shoulder got a bit sore
"Man, these crimson demons look real tough" Gohan giggled
"Yeah, they looked like the real deal," Kazuma said
"You make it sound as if you know a fake one… Now why don't you explain the meaning of that sentence" Megumin got irritated
"Megumin is that your stables?" Aqua asked as she pointed to a wooden Japanese-style home
"That's not stables, that's my home" Megumin replied, the reply shocked Aqua a bit
Gohan walked up to the door and Megumin knocked on it
The door opened to reveal a mini copy of Megumin, she wears a miniskirt with suspenders, her short hair tied into two pigtails with red bands
"Is this your little sister?" Gohan asked Megumin, "She's adorable" Gohan complimented
"It's like having a mini version of Megumin! Want some candy?" Aqua squatted down to the girl's level,
"I'm back, Komekko" Megumin said
Komekko looked shocked, she took a moment to realize everything and then took a deep breath
"Dad! Megumin's back! And she snared a man!" Komekko screamed as she ran inside
"Wait! You got the wrong guy! The man she snared is him, not me!" Gohan dumped the blame on Kazuma
"Don't blame me!"
Konosuba!
Gohan looked like he was stressed, under the gaze of Megumin's parents, he was sweating rivers
'What do I do? I'm the wrong guy they got!'
"Look how the cup moves after I've put it down" Aqua flips the cup over and the cup began to move according to Aqua's finger
"Wow! How'd you do that? How did you do that?" Komekko was mesmerized, the cup having her full attention
"It's a magnet, gotta be a magnet!" Darkness exclaimed
"There are no magnets or magic used here" Aqua shot down their theories
"So, what exactly is your relationship with my daughter?" the father asked
"I already said, I am a friend, I'm not what you think-" Gohan was interrupted by the father
The man almost flipped the table and yelled like a maniac, before his wife stopped him, "Honey, Stop! No more flipping over the table and breaking it! We don't have that kind of money! Stop!" the wife yelled back, the group looked terrified at the sudden change of behaviour
After a few moments of calming down and drinking tea
"Forgive me, I lost my composure, it's just that you were insisting so shamelessly that you're not the correct guy we should be judging and you're just friends"
"No no, it's my fault for even allowing the conspiracies, I shouldn't have held her like that when I'm in desperate need of a shirt" Gohan apologized, "As a token of my apology, here, have some sweets" Gohan opened up the bag that was next to him, giving the parents a box of sweets
The duo then put a hand over the box, both looking to take it for themselves, "Dear, I believe Gohan Kun meant to give that to me…" the man said
"Oh really? After all that ruckus you made, you're polite enough to call him Gohan Kun? You really shouldn't, it's embarrassing. This is going to be our dinner for tonight, I won't let you snack it over with booze" the wife countered
"Ma'am, these are just dumplings, they're not enough for a snack let alone dinner," Kazuma said, trying to calm down the situation
"Hey! Is this actual food that fills you up? Instead of water rice porridge that we always eat?" Komekko exclaimed
This saddened Gohan, he found it pathetic that he has the money and his friend's family is struggling to eat decent food, he unpacked the rest of the dumpling boxes and gave them to them
"Here, you guys look like you need it, as a gift, if you will," Gohan said
The man took a moment to realize what the boy had given him, "we're so glad to have you, Gohan San! Honey, bring out the good tea!"
"We only ever have one type of tea, honey!"
Konosuba!
Komekko appeared happy as she gobbled up all the dumplings she could,
"I don't care what you feed us, you won't take Komekko!" The man exclaimed
"That's not what I'm trying to do?" Gohan raised an eyebrow, before noticing Komekko's happy look
"You can have the rest, Komekko" Gohan patted her head, like a brother would
"Really? I can. Yay!" Komekko ran off, happier than ever, Gohan still couldn't help but frown, they must have it rough if dumplings are life-changing to them
"I don't mind, but you should really finish your debts before taking in our daughter," the mother said
"I already told you, it's not like that!" Gohan spat out
"But in her letters…" the mother trailed off
"What is she writing in her letters?" Gohan asked
They shared a look before saying, "Well, for starters, you left her in a sticky fluid and made sport of her, when she depleted her magic power, you carried her on your back while she was pressing her chest against you, you bathed together, and you looked up her skirt while holding your knees when she was napping innocently on the sofa, when you feed chomusuke and say, "I like this! Bring more of this! I'll feed you more!" while showing her underwear!" the mother exposed all what Kazuma did, and not Gohan
Gohan wasn't even the one facing them, it was Kazuma, "I'm terribly sorry!" he said as he moved the table and bowed, asking for forgiveness
"When did you even do all of that?" Gohan asked he couldn't believe his own ears
"In spite of all that, she says your an important friend, even though you're a perverted foul mouth with no lick of sense, you'd die without her, so she'll stay with you," the father said
"That's about the truth, Megumin is an important person to all of us, she helped us through thick and through thin, one of the best people I've known throughout my life" Gohan complimented Megumin
'Although there are aspects I'd argue about, being called an important friend makes me happy' Kazuma smiled to himself
"Since you're her party member, we'd like to help you with your debt, but.." the mother said
"Oh no, I'm actually on the verge of making a fair bit of money," Kazuma said
"Oh? How much are we talking exactly?" the man asked
"300 million Eris, I think…" Kazuma said
"3-300 Million?!" the parents were flabbergasted
'Uh? Should I have not said that?' Kazuma then got an idea, it was time to reenact revenge
"I know 300 million is a lot, but my friend here is going to make even more!" Kazuma said
"How much… more?" the parents were already shocked beyond belief with 300 million, the idea of more would be too much
"750 million Eris, if I remember correctly," Kazuma said, smiling devilishly
"What?!" the parents yelled in shock
"I have a great idea, Kazuma San, Gohan San, why don't you stay the night in here, being an adventurer and all, surely you don't have a home to go to?" the father offered the night here
"Uh, we actually have a mansion in Axel…"
"A mansion?!"
In the bathroom, a tub made of wood that held hot spring water
Both Gohan and Kazuma were in there, "You just had to mention me, didn't you?" Gohan deadpanned
"it's revenge for ratting me out" Kazuma replied with a smile, before he noticed the down look on Gohan, "you look down, what's going on?"
"It's just… their reactions to the dumplings and money just… saddened me, it's like how come I get all of these blessings while my friend's family is struggling to make ends meet…" Gohan explains his emotions
"Only you would feel for people like that," Kazuma said
"I want… I want to help them…" Gohan said
Kazuma noticed the determined look on Gohan, "You've already decided? Of course, you'd want to help them" Kazuma said, Gohan proving his pure heart yet again
From the other side of the door, the mother heard their conversation, 'He wants to… help us?' the mother was surprised, never meeting someone who wishes to help their family
After their bath, Kazuma and Gohan wore whatever clothes they had, "I just realized I've been roaming around half-naked the whole day" Gohan looked down
"Yeah, you want to show off those rock-hard abs of yours" Kazuma accused Gohan of exhibitionism
"What?! No!" Gohan screamed, Kazuma hit him in the head for him to be quiet, and quiet he was
"You're too loud", "Sorry…" Gohan apologized
"Are you sure about that?" Darkness said, Gohan and Kazuma heard her as they walked to the living room(I think)
"What about your daughter?" Darkness asked,
"She's going to be fine, she's at an age fit for marriage, and Kazuma San is a sensible grown man, and so is Gohan Kun," Megumin's mother replied, everyone in the room was knocked asleep
"What the hell happened there?" Kazuma whispered the question to Gohan
"She's planning something, that's for certain" Gohan had his guard up
"What do you me-" Darkness asked before Yuiyui, Megumin's mother, used "sleep" and knocked Darkness out
Both Kazuma and Gohan looked shocked, 'She actually did it!' they both thought
"Ara! Kazuma San! Gohan Kun! Already done with the bath? Everyone's already asleep, so can you help me put them in their rooms?" Yuiyui asked
"I will, but id like to remind you that I don't appreciate what you did to Darkness" Gohan looked at Yuiyui, a bit of a serious look at him
"I'm sorry, I just needed her asleep quickly, won't happen again!" Yuiyui laughed
Gohan then picked up Darkness, Megumin's father, Aqua and went ahead to put them in their rooms
"Oh my! Very strong, isn't he?" Yuiyui asked, laughing for a moment
After everyone was put to their beds, Gohan and Kazuma stayed in the same room as Megumin, "I'm sorry Gohan, we don't have many rooms, so you'll have to stay in this one," Yuiyui apologized
"That's no problem, ill just manage, so you can rest assured" Gohan reassured her
"And you, Kazuma San, enjoy your time with Megumin!" She then slowly slipped the door closed
Kazuma then breathed cool air out, flaring his nostrils, before coming back to his senses, "This is no time to be enchanted, these orcs might have traumatized me more than I thought, I'm gonna need that emotional care from the nice succubi when I return to Axel" Kazuma said
"Lock!" Megumin's mother locked the door through magic, which startled both Kazuma and Gohan
"Why would she lock the door?" Gohan asked
"I don't know," was Kazuma's reply
"The real question is who'll sleep in the futon, me or you?" Gohan asked
'Hang on! Aqua got hammered to sleep, hyoizaburo San and Darkness were put to sleep by Megumin's mom, and the door is locked by magic from outside, no one can enter, and no one can exit! What a setup!' Kazuma thought
"Uh, Kazuma?" Gohan saw Kazuma, who looked to be in deep thought
'It's spring but the nights are still cold, I might get sick if I don't sleep in the futon, what if it develops into pneumonia, but there's also Gohan, Gohan can take care of himself, so no issue there, so it can't be that bad to sleep next to Megumin, however, if I do, it might erase any chance I have of countering Darkness and Aqua's allegations of me being a creep' Kazuma was in DEEP thought, he was moving around in circles, stressed
"Kazuma!" Gohan called out, hoping to straighten his friend, he was worried seeing his friend so stressed
'Even if, her parents have signed off on the situation, so if Megumin sued me, I could win! … wait, could I? Damn! If I have studied up more on law! If I knew this would happen!' Kazuma held his head in pure stress
"Kazuma!" Gohan grabbed Kazuma and slapped him back to his senses
"Ow! What was that for?!" Kazuma was in pain,
"you're losing your mind dude!" Gohan tried to calm him down
"I know! I'm just trying to think if sleeping with Megumin is a good idea or not!" Kazuma exposed what he was stressing about
"Dude, the cold is making you think out of your sanity, sleep in the futon, I'll go to Yunyun's home and ask for some hospitality" Gohan suggested, already leaving through the window
'What a wingman! He'll be my best man at my wedding!' Kazuma complimented Gohan's setup skills, taking one for the team
Once Gohan reached Yunyun's home, he knocked on the door and awaited someone, unaffected by the cold…
After a few minutes, Yunyun opened the door, and was shocked by Gohan's sudden appearance, "Gohan? What are you doing here?" She asked
"Can I get in? I'll explain it to you inside" Gohan said
Inside, specifically Yunyun's room, "Sorry, our house only ever has 2 rooms, one for my father and one for me" she apologized
"No problem! It's better with you around anyway" Gohan didn't care too much
"w-What?" Yunyun blushed, full of embarrassment, "W-what are you doing here anyway?"
"Megumin's mother forced me and Kazuma into Megumin's room, Kazuma was losing his mind thinking over if sleeping with Megumin was a good idea or not" Gohan explained
"S-Sleeping with Megumin?! Why would she do that?" Yunyun blushed, feeling second-hand embarrassment for her friend,
"She wants Megumin and Kazuma to get closer because she heard we're gonna be rich, I can't lie, she's pretty cunning for that" Gohan giggled
"Rich? How much money are you and Kazuma making for her to change her whole personality?" Yunyun asked
"I'm making 750 million while Kazuma is making 300" Gohan revealed
"7-750 million?!" even Yunyun was shocked at such money
"Well, since Kazuma was literally losing his sanity, I offered for him to sleep in the futon and ill leave for Yunyun's home," Gohan said, he started yawning before sleeping as quickly as a bolt
"he's… asleep!" Yunyun had a surprised look at her, before closing the windows and going back to sleep, the issue is… Gohan is asleep in her bed, so she had to sleep with him
She slowly moved the cover so she can squeeze in, she turned her back to face the other way only to find Gohan's face super close, she gasped, surprised before she moved away a bit
"No… Yunyun… orc… is coming!" Gohan said, looking for protection against these orcs, he was truly scarred for life, he was even having nightmares
'He's having nightmares?' Yunyun felt bad for Gohan, he was scared, and he was too scared for his good
On the other side, Kazuma tried to kiss Megumin, but before really closing in, Megumin opened her eyes, when she saw Kazuma's face that was ready for a kiss, she blinked again for good measure, but this time, she saw Kazuma's manly face, "Good morning, hope you had a good nights rest" he said
"Oh… good morning.." Megumin said, still half asleep, "How long was I asleep for?"
"About 8 hours" Kazuma replied
"Oh…" Megumin then faced the ceiling, "And why is it that I'm sleeping next to you?"
"Oh come on, do I have to spell it out?" Kazuma asked as he faced the same direction
"Spell what out?!" Megumin looked worried, she got up quickly and tried to check her body, checking for any impurities
"Oh, will you not flip the cover over? It's pretty cold in here…" Kazuma asked, stating his reasons for the question
"Hey, I woke up in my old room next to you! Kazuma! What happened?!" Megumin was full-blown scared now, for her own safety and nothing else
"Don't tell me you think I pulled something, I haven't up until now, right?" Kazuma tried to calm her down
"That's a good point, sorry, I was just worried after I woke up…" Megumin apologized, "You're, not the type of guy to take advantage of the situation"
"Of course not, I'll have you know that your mother locked me in with Gohan here."
"Gohan? Where is Gohan?"
"He left for Yunyun's place for me to sleep here peacefully"
"Yunyun? Does he know where her house is?"
"Yeah, remember, we went to them this morning,"
"Yeah, honestly, she (Megumin's mom) really let Gohan do all of that because there's no space here?"
"Anyway, Saddle up! It's cold, so into the futon with you! I won't do a thing!" Kazuma kept hitting the futon signifying to Megumin that's where she goes
"Really?" Megumin asked, she then shied up, as if shielding herself, "You won't do a thing?" she asks, "even though we're alone?"
Kazuma looked mildly surprised by this turn of events 'What?! Is she saying I should try something?! Is this really my popular phase?!' Kazuma was already sweating
"Fool! Of course, I would try something if we are all alone! I've even got your parent's approval!" Kazuma yelled as he got up, his pants already off, but to his surprise and mild irritation, Megumin was already next to the window, prepared to jump off
"Idiot! I suspected as much! I'm gonna spend the night in Yunyun's house!" Megumin jumped off the window to her escape
"Damn you! You tricked me!" Kazuma yelled
"Death to all perverts!" Megumin ran as fast as possible
When Megumin reached Yunyun's home, she didn't even enter through the door, she entered through the window
"Yunyun, are you awak-" Megumin was cut off by surprise, she saw Gohan and Yunyun…. Sleeping together!
"you too?!" Megumin yelled, which prompted a smooth wake-up from Yunyun,
"Megumin? Is that you?" she asked
"Yunyun… what are you…" Megumin was baffled, shocked even
It took a moment for Yunyun to realize what Megumin was talking about, she was beet red, her face pure red, "No!" she yelled
Konosuba!
It was early morning, Yunyun was already up, and Gohan was basically hugging her now, still having nightmares, he woke up with a jolt, full of sweat and confusion, before being grabbed by Yunyun and held in an embrace, "It's okay, it was just a nightmare" she reassured, as a mother would
Gohan was surprised, "Where is this coming from?" he asked
"You were scared the whole night, you looked like you needed help, and I'm here to calm you down" she explained her reasoning,
"Well, thank you for that… but I would appreciate it if you don't push me into your chest…" Gohan was blushing a bit, not to say he didn't enjoy it, but it feels… weird
"A-Ah… s-sorry…" Yunyun was blushing red, the sun was fully out now,
"I gotta go now, thanks for the hospitality!" Gohan thanked her before he got up to leave
"Gohan! Wai-" Yunyun couldn't warn in time, and Gohan slipped on Megumin and fell on top of her, of course, it caused Megumin to wake up and she saw Gohan on top of her
"Megumin? What are you doing here?" Gohan asked, pure childishness on his face
"G-Gohan?! What are you doing on top of me?" She had an embarrassing blush on her
"Well, I was getting up to leave but then I found you on the ground and I slipped on you, sorry if it hurts by the way, I didn't mean it" Gohan explained himself, before he got up, "Come on, let's get going to your house," he said
"Okay", Megumin got up herself, doing a stretch, before she left the house, both Gohan and Megumin made sure to thank Yunyun for the hospitality
Once Megumin and Gohan came back to Megumin's home, they were a bit earlier than everyone
"Man, I had a real good sleep last night" Gohan stretched his bones and heard satisfying cracks
"Yeah, I bet it would feel very good to have a good-looking girl sleep with you" Megumin teased
"W-What?!" Gohan didn't like this type of teasing, a blush on his face
It was now almost afternoon, the sun as bright as ever, and everyone had fully awoken, they were even eating,
"Megumin, Megumin! Why don't you show us all the sights around here?" Aqua suggested, very excited
"That's a good idea! We should go around and sightsee, then we could stay another night" Megumin agreed
"You seem awfully excited for that, Aqua, usually you just wanna stay home…" Gohan insulted kinda, hit her where it hurts, I guess…
"Of course! And what are you gonna kreeperma San?" Aqua asked
"That's a good question, maybe ill- wait, what did you just call me?" Kazuma realized what Aqua said
"Well that got weird very quickly" Gohan commented
"What? Did I say something wrong?" Aqua played dumb
"No… maybe I was imagining it? What about you, Darkness?" Kazuma asked
"Well, there's a place I wish to visit, you and the others can enjoy your sightseeing, Kazutrash!" Darkness said
"Okay, sounds- wait, what did you just call me?" Kazuma was confused
"What is going on?" Gohan whispered to himself really
"Okay, that means I'll show Aqua and Kursedma around, right? There are a lot of things to see in town" Megumin said
"Hang on a minute!" Kazuma yelled, signifying for the conversation to stop
"What's wrong Kazuma - who -tried -to mess -with- Megumin- while -she -was- asleep?" Aqua insulted, revealing the reason they were calling out Kazuma
Kazuma then calmed down, put down his rice bowl, and immediately apologized
Konosuba!
"You really tried to mess with Megumin?" Gohan asked, Megumin and Aqua already up in front of them, not hearing his question
"I mean, what did you expect? If I'm sleeping with a pretty girl, of course, I'm gonna try something!" Kazuma reasoned
Well, they continued their sightseeing journey, they walked across mountains, went to shops and looked at statues, Aqua even tried to lift a sword that was in stone, they stopped for drinks, and then went to a pool, where Aqua showed her holy powers, Chomusuke also came with them, who Gohan was enlightening the whole journey
They then came to a halt in front of a giant facility,
"This is the mysterious facility that holds the crimson demons' natural enemy sealed" Megumin explained
"Mysterious facility? What do you mean?" Kazuma asked
"Just what I said, a mysterious facility, no one knows what's inside, who built it, or how to open it," Megumin said
Kazuma's sweat dropped while Gohan and Aqua found it really cool
"Hey, Megumin, are there any other places that are sealing some things?" Aqua asked
"Well there was a tomb of an evil goddess who spread corruption, and there was also the land of the nameless goddess, but they were all opened" Megumin shrugged
"Are you guys that bad at sealing anything away?!" Kazuma criticized
Konosuba!
At a clothes shop, the group stands there, the owner of the shop in front of them
"Oh Megumin, it's been a while since I saw you…" the man then saw the others, the others being Aqua, Kazuma and Gohan
"Are these fellows from outside?" the man asked, to which Megumin nodded, the man's gaze then narrowed dangerously, which prompted a scare from the others
"You don't suppose… he has something against outsiders?" Gohan whispered
The man then walked up to them, "I am called Cheekera! Archwizard and Wielder of advanced magic! I own the foremost clothing store between the crimson demons!" he introduced himself in the crimson demon way, "It's been a while since I had outsiders in my shop"
"Having the foremost store is impressive" Kazuma complimented
"Well, it's the only store in the crimson demon village for clothes" the man informed
"Are you mocking us?!" Kazuma was a bit irritated now
"Well, I came here looking to replace my robe, do you have any that are identical?" Megumin asked
Outside they saw multiple robes that are similar to Megumin's on a clothesline
"All of them? My, our little Megumin has gone all bourgeois!" Cheekera was surprised by the order
"Have the crimson demons not heard of my antics? And since these robes are what I wear for action, it can't hurt to have a few more in my wardrobe… that said, future millionaire Kazuma, lend me some money" she said as she puts her hand out
"You…. I mean fine, but…" Kazuma grunted irritated
"Thank you!" the store owner said, he then started to pick the robes up, and Megumin was humming while waiting, Gohan and Aqua left for their own shenanigans
Kazuma noticed the thing that clothes were hung up on, and while he was distracted by it, Gohan decided to challenge Aqua
"Aqua, I have a challenge for you"
"What is it?" she asked, a bit interested
"If I'm able to make it to Axel and come back with a shirt in hand, you will treat me to food" Gohan stated the rules
"All the way back to Axel? That's impossible," She scoffed
"I'll do it in under 5 seconds" Gohan added one more
"Okay, but if you fail, you will get me drinks, deal?"
"deal"
They were standing outside a shop, Gohan getting ready to run, "On your marks…" Aqua started the countdown, "Get set…." Gohan is ready, "Go!"
As soon as the word Go! Was uttered, Gohan's being disappeared completely, he was already halfway back at Axel, getting his way by tracking Luna's energy
"1" Aqua was counting down,
"2" Gohan is at Axel, already on his way to the mansion, he picked up a black undershirt and the orange Gi he usually wears
"3" Gohan brought extras just in case
"4" Gohan is now halfway back at the crimson demon village
"5! Looks like I wi-" Aqua celebrated early before Gohan appeared in front of her, shirt and extras in hand
"No you don't" he smiled, Aqua's jaws were as wide as possible
"h-How?!" She yelled back, crying at how much money she's gonna spend on Gohan
"It's a secret I won't tell!" he put a finger in his mouth as if shushing
Konosuba!
Megumin was walking faster than normal, and she looked really happy, while Aqua was sulking and Kazuma was confused
"How did you get a shirt? You were just half naked!"
"I went back to Axel? I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be clear" Gohan replied
"How did you go and come back so fast? You can't use teleport since you're not a wizard!" Kazuma tried to think of how Gohan did it
"I ran"
"You ran?"
"Yep"
"Why do you make it sound as if that's normal!"
"Kazuma, Aqua, Gohan!" Megumin called out
"What's up?" Gohan answered her call
"Now that you have seen the charms of the crimson demon village, allow me to show you one last place!" Megumin hyped, which confused the others
A big building, with gates guarding it, a small fountain outside
"Welcome! To red prison! Our magic academy!" Megumin struck a pose, she was wearing a pink schoolgirl dress (like full pink) with her usual cape and hat, while Yunyun wore the same dress with her robe, she was standing silently in the back
"W-Welcome…" Yunyun greeted
"Yunyun? What are you doing here?" Kazuma asked
"Well, when I intruded on their home and stayed for the night, the friendless wonder seemed lonely, so I invited her over" Megumin exposed
"I was not!" Yunyun tried to counter
"you even dug up your old uniform, why try and hide it? Or maybe you came for a certain guy?" Megumin teased as she looked at Gohan who only wore his black undershirt for now (ngl, heroes Goku looked so good with the black undershirt, I'm such a fanboy now)
"Hello!" Gohan greeted, ignorant of what was being said
"N-No i-I did not!" Yunyun was blushing from supposed embarrassment
"So this is your uniform? It looks so cute!" Aqua complimented
"Isn't it, though? It's only natural that I wear our old uniform while I show you around our distinguished academy!" Megumin said
"I bet you wore it only because you felt nostalgic" Kazuma criticized
"Man, it really does look nice, good going from the crimson demons! I never knew you guys were the fashionable type!" Gohan went and checked out Megumin's uniform
Im gonna roughly cut it up from here, the docs couldnt handle more writing without lag, so i have to chop it up into different chapters
Yet again im sorry if the romantic scenes were a bit cringe im not good at it, but im learning
Hope you enjoyed! See ya later alligator
