Shunsui Kyoraku struggled with paperwork at the best of times. The lazy captain avoided his duties as often as he could. Preferring so doze on a sunny roof or enjoy a sweet sake under the shadow of his favourite tree. That is until his lieutenant nanao drags him back to the office with threats of hiding all his sake.
Yare yare, nanao-chan is so mean today
he thought to himself. Staring out the window, mind drifting back to the cause of his lack of concentration today. How could he concentrate on paperwork when the feel of her body pressed up against his still lingers on his skin. Elbow on his desk, paperwork forgotten, he rested his head in his hand and closed his eyes, remembering the feel of her hand lightly grazing patterns across his back as he walked her home. How she lightly fisted his haori to keep herself upright when Urahara passed her off into him at her door
He sighed deeply, Sugegasa casting a shadow over his eyes. Shunsuis breath hitched slightly when remembering holding her from behind, arms wrapped around her small waist, round ass pushed into his crotch every step they took towards her bed. And the thing that made him almost buckle at the knees.
"thank you, shunsui-kun"
a groan escaped his lips reliving the breathy way she moaned his name. It had sent a jolt straight from his heart to his groin. It took everything he had not to climb on the bed with her, to see what else he could get you to moan, Urahara watching be damned.
Fundamentally though, shunsui knew he wouldnt have gone through with it, while he may have a bit of a reputation as a skirt chaser. He would never do anything without permission, and much prefers sober consent, at least in the beginning. Drunk sex was fun after all
"captain kyoraku!" A sudden voice ripped through his fantasies, starting him into an upright position at his desk. Eyes landed on his beloved nanao-chan, staring at him with anger on her graceful face
"yes? My lovely lovely nanao-chan?" Kyoraku replied feigning innocence
"you need to sign those papers, they're due to go to the head captain by the end of the day! Please sir. Get on with it" she explained exasperated sitting down at her own desk ready to finish her own paperwork
"but nanao chan!" He whined slowly " it's such a beautiful day! Surly we can leave work early and enjoy a sake in the sun?" He asked hopefully, knowing the answer, but pushing his luck regardless
" absolutely not, it would be most unprofessional to leave work to go drinking". Shuddering at the thought. "You don't even have that much to finish today, I've done already everything I could without your signature, what's on your desk is the only ones I needed your signature for captain, I bet you'll be done within the hour" she concluded shortly, pushing her glasses up her narrow nose
"yare yare nanao chan, you really are mean to your captain today"
*
Kumiko sat on the porch of Uraharas work office, legs dangling off the edge, holding on the the wooden bars infront of her, her companion sitting next to her, both gazing off to the tree line in the distance
"so what do you think miko-san? Is division 7 everything you thought and more?" He teased with an easy grin. Returning his smile Kumiko replied "it is really nice here, but I've still got 11 divisions to see before I make my decision, I can't just settle for the first captain that bats his eyelashes and me and tempts me with tasty treats now can I? " she teasingly smiles at the man
"besides. I don't think I'll have any teeth left if I stay here. Between lieutenant Hiyoris enjoyment of kicking people in the head and your addiction to sugar , I'd be lucky to smile by the end of the year without scaring children " she laughed at his expression
"and what makes you think I'll be sharing my sweets with you all year? " he teased back, pulling a fan up to his face and waving it lazily. "I only have to tempt you enough to join before I can hide them away again " throwing a couple into his mouth and chewing happily
"I see how it is" she mused "trick me into going to your division before you turn into a slave driver. No wonder lieutenant Hiyori kicks you" They shared a laugh, watching the sun slowly set over the horizon
"yo". Came a new voice Kumiko haven't heard before , leaning back to see behind Kiske. A tall man with straight long golden hair approached then duo. She recognised him even without the captains haori. He was one of the captains standing in line in the hall, she couldn't believe it was only yesterday since she first laid eyes on the captains. Her new friendship with urahara really did make time fly.
" captain Hirako". Urahara addressed. "To what do I owe the pleasure?"
"idiot" the man retorted "I told you enough of the "captain" He walked closer to the duo, with a walk that looked both lazy and full of swagger, he stopped behind them, looking down and Kumiko
"I heard you were the one monopolising our interesting new friend here, I came to make sure she still had her teeth" he said aloof
Kumiko laughed at that, eyeing her friend " see? I'm not the only one concerned for the safety of my teeth"
"your concern is touching shinji-chan. But as you can see all her teeth are right where she left them " grinning up at the man, holding onto his hat to secure it onto his messy hair
taking note of the man for the first time shinji couldn't stop the wide grin splitting his face. "Hiyori said hello again today did she?" Noticing the red shoe print on Uraharas face "what an unpleasant brat that girl is". He sighed tucking his hands into his pockets.
"Who are you calling a brat, baldy!" Came the familiar shout, quick as a flash landing a solid kick to the side of shinjis head. Crashing to the floor, he sat up red faced and fists clenched
"who are you calling bald! That insult doesn't even mean anything, I'm clearly not bald!l the man shouted at the short girl, arms crossed over her chest
" you! Baldy baldy baldy ! Insulting me when I'm not even here! Badly bastard" she shouted down at the man
"yare" Kiske sighed watching the pair argue "is the the impression you wish to make on poor miko-san?"
Fire seemed to shoot from both captain and lieutenant both rounding on urahara
"who asked you! Lazy free loader !"
"me?! You want to keep your savage pet on a leash!"
"savage?! You comparing me to a wild dog now shinji ?!"
"with fleas!" He added angrily, trying to keep the swinging girl at arm's length
"heh, I'm sorry " Urahara said. Hands in the air in surrender, casting a glance at miko who hadn't stopped laughing at their childish antics. "We should run". He whispered so only miko could hear him over their shouting and tumbling
"good idea, on three?" She giggled, sliding onto her knees for a speedy exit
at his nod she started " one... two..."
"THREE!" Urahara shouted, grabbing kumikos hand and dragging her along with him, the sound of his clogs hitting the wooden boards and kumikos laugher faded around the corner and down the hall
*
Kumiko and Urahara all but fell into his apartment slamming the door behind them. Urahara leaning against the door while miko fell to her knees trying to catch her breath inbetween the laughter
"yeesh," urahara said, pushing himself off the door and made his way over to his table and chairs, sitting down heavily "those two are either going to kill eachother or kill me trying to get to eachother " his fan made a reappearance, lightly wafting toward his face
" my stomach is killing me" miko sighed". I've not laughed as much or as hard in so long" sending urahara an appreciative smile. She's literally had the best day all thanks to this man, she noticed him do a double take at the clock on a table to his right, jumping up quickly
"shit". He said " im supposed to be meeting Yoruichi for dinner in 5 minutes "
"oh no worries! I'll leave you too it" miko stood up , lightly brushing down her now dusty uniform
"you can join us if you like? I'm sure she won't mind" Urahara hurriedly offered, not meaning to sound like he was asking her to leave
with a smile she walked towards the flustered man "thank you, but honestly I'm still tired from last night, I could use a hot bath and an early night, thank you though" she said raising her arms to hug them man, who happily returned it. Giving him a tight squeeze, she pulled back enough to give him a quick peck on the cheek. " go enjoy a meal with your friend, I'll see you tomorrow " she promised. Urahara walked her to the door, shutting it lightly behind him
"until tomorrow, miko-san" he said with a cheery wave before flash stepping away to meet his oldest friend
Kumiko turned to walk back towards her own home, smiling slightly at the lovely day she had. The thoughts of a hot relaxing bath, hurried her footsteps in the direction of home. Chuckling at the distant sounds of Hiyori and shinji still arguing like their life depended on it, she flash-stepped away from the area, the last of their argument ringing in her ears
"EAT MY FOOT BALDY"
"HIYORIIIIII!"
