"So, what do you want to do?" May asked Cherrim and Diancie as they were all riding in a subway train around Castelia City.

Diancie yawned as she stretched her arms out, just for you. "Beats me. We could do something fun."

"Like sit around?" Cherrim remarked while plucking some extra pedals.

Diancie shook her head in disapproval. "...that's not fun."

"True. But this is!" May exclaimed as she farted brassy deep pitched tuba toots in both of the Pokemon's faces, with the human riders gawking in disbelief at the human gassy girl breaking wind inside the train.

"May!" Diancie and Cherrim exclaimed in disbelief as May laughed.

Arceus watched through one of his many invisible eyes as he chuckled, closing it shut. "Oh, you humans never cease to disappoint me." He then went on to focus on more important manners.


May was pestering Waluigi at his taco stand in the southern outskirts of the city of Rustboro, with the female Pokemon coordinator pretty hungry as her stomach was growling up a storm. Waluigi, being his usual cranky self, was wearing as usual you see. Diancie and Cherrim were watching from a bench overlooking the bridge on the lake, the two deciding to not get some tacos for themselves, having realized what damage it could do to their bodies. May on the other hand craved food of any kind, especially ones that would make her gassy. Sadly for her, Waluigi was not a fan of flatulence, but it's not like that would matter give or take May's feisty enthusiasm...

"Can't you make like the others and just buzz off?" Waluigi complained as he folded his lanky arms together, shaking his head. "Every time I have to put up with fetish freaks like you, it ends up in misery for me!"

"Fetish freak? Well excuse you, ugly wart face!" May snapped as she then farted in Waluigi's face, then pulling out a literal water gun from her red bandana and spraying water in his face. "I just want to have some of your world famous tacos, but no, you have to be a jerk about it!"

"You think she'll manage to get the tacos?" Diancie whispered to Cherrim as she held her hands together. "You know she wouldn't be able to-"

"Honestly..." Cherrim interrupted as she took a glance back to see May farting on Waluigi's head, wincing at the wet toots that May was letting out as she nodded her head in response. "I think that she might have already succeeded..."

May later than whistled as she had a bunch of tacos in her arms, with her not only wolfing it down, but having the satisfaction of both farting on Waluigi and getting the food without paying a cent for it, much to the shock of Diancie and Cherrim. Waluigi groaned weakly as he could barely feel anything in his lanky body, May farting all over his body and breaking his bones in the process.

"Hey! Don't just sit there like depressed lumps!" May called out as she stuffed three tacos into her mouth, letting out a huge satisfying belch in conjunction with a bassy fart. "Come have these yummy treats with me!"

Diancie and Cherrim glanced at each other as they shook their heads in unison, with May shrugging as she kept on eating the tacos, burping as much as she farted, enjoying her gassy habits in conjunction with her eating obsession.