May, Diancie, and Cherrim were climbing up the volcanic Mt. Chimney as May paused frequently to fart loudly, with Diancie and Cherrim groaning as it made the volcano shake as a result from the brassy gas blasts May created, with it smelling worse than it already did due to the volcanic having sulfuric smells pumping out of it like the stinky flatulence coming out of May's behind.
"Oy vey, can't you hold in those thunderous tuba toots, May?" Diancie exclaimed as she glanced back at the human gassy girl Pokemon Coordinator.
"But why? It's better out than in!" May exclaimed as she let out a wet poot, fanning the air as she enjoyed the relief she got from being gassy. "And besides, my farts are becoming as wet as Hoenn!"
"That's disgusting and stupid." Cherrim added as she shook her head in disapproval. "I don't know why we bother to hang out with you."
"Because we got a nice chemistry!" May exclaimed as she used her fart to reach to the top of Mt. Chimney. "That, and I can use my gas to make us reach places we'd never reach!"
Diancie and Cherrim both murmured as they reached the top of Mt. Chimney, with May's farts making the already smelly volcano stinkier.
"And I thought the volcano smelled bad... on the inside!" Arceus remarked with a chuckle as he was making a passing reference to something most people should know.
