May was doing some stretches in one of the wild patches of grass in the very rainy section of Hoenn's Route 120 as Diancie and Cherrim both watched her, the two Pokemon sitting on the damp bench as May had her yellow bag off of her due to wanting to get a good stretch without accidentally breaking her bag. Incidentally May was wearing her green tinted Emerald outfit, having felt the need to change her clothing due to her stinking up her regular red clothes so much, with it being time for a much needed change in variety.
"Hey! I think I got enough stretches to last me the whole day!" May exclaimed as she was in a peppy mood, giving a thumbs up sign as she winked.
Diancie tilted her head to the right as she moved her hands around. "How does your body feel about it?"
May smiled as she nodded her head, giving the thumbs up sign. "Pretty great, actually! Let me just test it out to see if..." She then grunted as she clenched her fists, letting out three huge wet farts as she laughed. "Yep! My body is ready!"
Cherrim felt her pink pedals starting to wilt as she began fanning the air after getting a whiff of May's flatulence. "Phew! With gas like that, it certainly is..."
"Come on! My farting surely doesn't stink that bad!" May laughed as she then took a whiff, her face turning blue as her eyes widened and she fainted, landing on her back.
"She had a bit too much for her own good. But no one ever said that sweating and flatulence mixed," Arceus pointed out, with Diancie and Cherrim confused as to why he was present, the Pokemon God simply being present for no reason other than enjoying the shock factor of surprising various Pocket Monsters, with there not being much present due to May's disgustingly foul smelling ass gas.
"Boy May, you sure do like eating." Diancie stated in disbelief as she and Cherrim were watching May eating through various foods in a small cafe in Mossdeep City, with the meals consisting of empty ramen bowls and poffins. And the trio were the only ones present, for quite obvious reasons, May pigging out in her ORAS clothing.
May burped after having eating in a seemingly endless rate, smiling as she turned her head to face Diancie and Cherrim. "Well it's fun! And it makes me so satisfied, like farting! Speaking of which...!" She then halted her eating as she leaned to the right to let out several muffled farts, taking in the horrible smell of the food she digested as she laughed, resuming her eating shortly afterwards.
Cherrim shook her head as she fanned the air, turning to Diancie after seeing May pig out once more. "Sheesh... even with that bad stink, she's still willing to eat..."
Diance nodded her head in agreement, moving her right hand around while placing her left hand on Cherrim. "I kind of learned to not question it. Surely she must realize that she has quite the metabolism."
Cherrim sighed as she looked up at Diancie. "I guess. I wish I had her willpower to be able to eat even in spite of this really stinky smell..."
May then simultaneously burped and farted after having attained a pudgy stomach, with the combined has blasts being enough to collapse the cafe as the two Pokemon weren't lucky enough to escape, with Cherrim being crushed by Diancie's hard rock body.
"So that happened," Arceus commented as he was on the rooftop of the cafe, sipping some tea somehow as he was not affected by May's flatulent release. "Wonder how those two are going to recover from this..."
May was running alongside the sandy path at the beachfront of Slateport City, wearing her original red and blue iconic clothes, being the only human present as she scared everyone away with her sloppy flatulence. Diancie and Cherrim couldn't believe how messy May's farting could get, the two Pokemon watching from some abandoned beach chairs right by a completed sand castle, with it crumbling away from May's flatulent bursts stinking up the beach.
"Phew! I don't know what smells worse... my soaking sweats, or my bubbly farts!" May laughed as she was all sweaty from running, sniffing her armpit and then getting a whiff of her fart gas as she laughed, clenching her nose with her left hand. "Yuck! Definitely my sweating! At least my farting is stinky in a good way!"
"May... you seriously aren't embarrassed about this?" Diancie asked while having a sun visor over her diamond covered head.
May kept laughing as a blush appeared on her face after being asked, continuing to clench her nose to hide it from her smelly butt fumes as she felt another mushy fart coming out of her wet rear. "I kinda am, but I like it so much I get enjoyment even from feeling embarrassed about it!"
"That's... I don't even know how to counter that." Cherrim remarked as she was soaking in the sun's rays.
"Who says anything about countering it?" Arceus pointed out as he emerged from the lighthouse nearby, with the three girls being shocked by his sudden appearance.
"Are you always just watching us?" Diancie and Cherrim screamed angrily in unison at Arceus.
In response, Arceus just chuckled, the Pokemon God nodding his head as he approached them, leaving large footprints in the deep yellow sand. "Well I have to make sure that May doesn't destroy Hoenn with her potent farts."
May gasped as she shook her head. "Come on, I'm not that destructive with-" Her stomach rumble caused her to halt her sentence, as she bent over and let out a sloppy fart so disgustingly huge that it caused the seaside soda shop nearby to collapse, with May gawking in disbelief as her eyes widened.
Arceus nodded his head as he headed into the city, with Diancie and Cherrim not having anything to say as May was completely embarrassed over that overkill of a fart she ripped.
