"I can't believe it's been 10 years since I've been farting about!" May happily exclaimed while fanning her powerful flatulence by walking around Lilycove City.
Gardevoir had 1 of her hands over her face. "Yes but could you at least learn to not eat so much? I can't fathom how much you stink."
"Well you just have to get used to it!" May teased while wiggling her hips; producing more sloppy toots by doing so. "I'm getting as wet like a trumpet would be!"
"Even for you that makes no sense." Arceus calmly pointed out while shaking his head, somehow slurping on a fruity smoothy he summoned on the spot.
"Yeah but that's enough about me: let's go shopping!" May exclaimed while happily clapping her hands about and above her bassy butt bombs. "I can't wait to get new clothes to go with those contests and serve as replacements for the brown stains I'm leaving!"
All Gardevoir and Arceus could do was just sigh in response for they reluctantly followed the smelly Pokemon coordinator girl into the enormous department store overlooking the entire tropical metropolis.
1 thing was for certain and that was May knew how to lay down the stink!
