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Moments before Bowser and Co invade the Comet Observatory

BGM: More Gun (Team Fortress 2)

"Wow! Look at the size of that comet!" Yang said, looking at it without a telescope. "It's so pretty!"

"Never really seen a comet before. That looks so cool." Weiss said with intrigue.

"I think I heard the comet will be here for a week or two." Blake shrugged. "Still, it's quite a sight."

"Soooo, you think K. Rool's coming? He said for us to wait at the entrance of the mansion." Ruby said.

"He said he was waiting for a few more people to come… that and they're still getting stuff ready." Yang explained.

"Ya know, something seems fishy… this could be a trap." Weiss said. "I mean, this is K. Rool after all."

"I don't blame you, but… he seemed to be in such high spirits after Yang apologized." Blake shrugged. "After all, I'm not getting any gut instincts or anything."

"Oh, I'm sure it'll be fine." Ruby said as they heard footsteps as they turned to see Tifa approaching them.

"Sorry about the wait, I had to kick some people out of the bar before closing."

"Tifa? He invited you too?" Ruby asked.

"Well, more like Yang invited me." Tifa explained.

"You guys are waitin' for something, huh?" A voice asked as they turned to see the DK crew, plus Candy, Funky and Cranky as well. Rambi, Squawks and the Banana Fairy were also with them. "That big ol' croc invited us and I'm not sure why he did! We were busy hangin' out in the jungle." Cranky said.

"Well, apparently Yang apologized to him and suddenly we've all been invited to this… Kremling Krew Feast or something." Weiss said.

"Oh, is that why?" A voice sarcastically asked as they saw Banjo, Kazooie and Mumbo approaching them. "Great, so we might as well get cooked alive and broiled on an open fire because blondie here apologized to the big palooka!"

"Kazooie!" Banjo scolded.

"What? Just statin' the obvious!"

"Is there any reason why a croc invited me over?" Qrow asked as he walked over to them. "I wanted to drink in peace."

"Well, you can drink on the ship!" Yang pointed out.

"With all that noise? Pfft, okay." Qrow chuckled as they heard a 'caw' as they looked up to see Wrench coming in for a landing as Sky, Bolo, and Rotty hopped off while Shantae landed next to them and getting out of her harpy form.

"Big enough crowd, eh?" Shantae asked while Wrench turned back to normal size. "Wonder why he all invited us over?"

"Somebody missing." Mumbo said. "Gang not complete."

"No, I'm pretty sure this is everyone." Weiss said, and right on cue, they heard what sounded like a pot hopping over to them as they looked to see Piranha Plant hopping over.

"Now gang complete."

"Oh right, I forgot we had a Piranha Plant with us… wait a minute, shouldn't they be asleep at night?" She wondered as the Plant simply shrugged with his leaves. "Take that as a no."

"Somehow I'm feeling a bit nostalgic with all of us here… no idea why." Yang said, and then right on cue, K. Rool opened the doors to the Smash Mansion.

"Excellent! You all made it." He said. "Now then, it's time for us to go to the feast!" He grinned and then pulled out a Barrel Cannon.

Blake paled. "Ooooh, that brings back horrid memories…"

"I knew it! He's blasting us into a volcano!" Kazooie said. "Calling it now… Hailfire Peaks!"

"Yang, you go first."

"Oh, alright." Yang nodded as she hopped inside, where it shot her out and sent her flying. "WAHOOOOOOO!"

"Alright, who's next?" K. Rool asked.

End BGM


At the end of Yang's destination…

Yang landed on the ground, sliding a few feet and then came to a stop. "Woo! Perfect landing!" She said and then looked to see where she's at. "Wait a minute, DK Jungle?" She wondered, then looked up and saw a castle in front of her. "A castle… wait a minute, K. Rool's castle?" She asked, flashing back to her first fight she had with K. Rool. "Ah, that brings back memories." She said as she looked up to see Weiss coming in for a landing.

"Mmph!" Weiss grunted as she landed, wincing a bit.

"You okay?"

"Landed a bit wrong, but I'll manage." She said as she shook it off as one by one, the others landed on the ground… although in Rotty's case, first her legs landed, then her waist, her chest, her arms and finally her head.

"Woo! What a rush!" Rotty giggled. "…Although this worked out better in my head."

"You went in the cannon in pieces?" Banjo asked.

"And I was expecting my body parts to automatically reattach… clearly, animated TV shows have lied to me." Rotty grumbled as everyone else sweatdropped as Rotty fixed herself up. "Ah, much better!" She said as K. Rool was the last to land.

"I'm still surprised the rhino could fit in that." K. Rool said, watching Donkey Kong and Funky pulling Rambi out of the dirt, then spotted Weiss giving him an annoyed glare. "What are you looking at me like that for?"

"Oh, I don't know, I landed funny and almost sprained my ankle due to your antics! Are you crazy?!"

"A little bit, but hey, your ankle's fine! Might be a bit wobbly, but you're okay!" K. Rool chuckled.

"Alright, so we're here. What now?" Qrow asked.

"Now we go in the castle and have ourselves a feast!"

"Hold on a second, I thought we were doing this on your ship?" Yang asked.

"Well, we were going to, but my men discussed it with me that having it on our ship while next to DK Isle would have been kinda… stale. I then suggested Gloomy Galleon but they said it would have brought bad memories to someone."

Yang shuddered, flashing back to what had happened at Gloomy Galleon. "Yeah… I wouldn't be having fun there."

"So you decided to go for the place where it brings bad memories for you because Yang kicked your butt…" Blake said.

"All in the past! Heheheh." K. Rool said as they walked inside the castle.

"I don't know what you're planning here, K. Rool… but I'm not liking it." Tiny said as they walked through the castle. "Considering all the crap you pulled on us all these times, there's no way-" K. Rool turned on the lights, revealing a boat load of bananas in front of them. "-BANANAS?!" Tiny yelled as the DK Crew turned to glare at K. Rool.

"Hey, for once, we didn't steal your banana horde." K. Rool said. "Freshly picked from the trees."

"Hmm…" Sky picked up a banana as she had walked over to said pile and sniffed it.

"How is it?" Shantae asked as Sky continued to examine it, then she peeled it, sniffed it again and then took a bite.

"It's fresh!" She said. "Definitely a lot better than those stale bananas that we found at the isle."

"Hey! An edible banana is a good banana, no matter how stale or mushy it is!" Cranky said, and then right on cue, the Kongs immediately dove into the banana pile. "…HEY! You ever heard of elders first! You kids today don't know how to respect your elders!" He scolded as he walked over to the pile.

"And for you guys… the rest of the food is over there." K. Rool said, pointing to several tables as some Kremlings were already chowing down.

"You expect us to eat something that you guys ma-"

"I SMELL COOKIES!" Ruby said as she took off running.

"Ruby, wait!" Weiss exclaimed. "Qrow! Talk some sense into your nie-" She immediately spotted him at a bar.

"Hit me up with some of your finest whiskey!" Qrow said, making Weiss facepalm.

"Blake… talk some sense into-"

"Look at this! All the fish I could have!" Blake's eyes sparkled while drooling a bit. "Trout! Tuna! Cheep Cheeps! Sushi! Bass! Wishiwashi! Ooooh, I don't know what to choose first!"

Weiss sighed. "Welp… I guess we're stuck here…"

"Aw, cheer up. It could be a whole lot worse." Yang grinned as they walked off.

"I suppose so…"

BGM: Let's Party! (Fairy Tail 2014)

"Alright, put 'er there!" A Klump said, putting his elbow on the table. "I wanna see how tough you really are!"

Tifa smirked, putting her own elbow on the table as the two of them grabbed each other's hand. "You're on!" She said as both of them started arm wrestling.

"Come on, Klump! Put your back into it!"

"You got this! Don't lose to this human!"

"Come on, Tifa! You got this!" Yang said while munching on a turkey leg.

"Yeah, you got it, girl!" Banjo said.

"Go go go!" Kazooie exclaimed as both of them struggled as it looked like Klump was leaning toward a victory, but Tifa managed to turn things around and slammed the Klump's hand on the table.

"Aww…"

"Woo!" Tifa fist pumped, high fiving Yang and Banjo.

"You guys are crazy." Weiss said, munching on a steak. "…Mmm! This is really good." She said as Ruby sat down next to her with a large stack of neatly placed cookies next to her. "Hmm?" Weiss looked over and saw the cookie tower that Ruby brought. "What the-… ARE YOU NUTS?!"

"All you can eat Weiss!" Ruby's eyes sparkled. "Let's see here… do I go for the snickerdoodle or do I go for the sugar cookie… no wait, the chocolate chip should go first… of course, I could for the ginger snap… oh, but the gingerbread cookie looks so good… then again, so do the peanut butter cookies. Hmm, but so do the W&W cookies… the macaroons look pretty tasty to eat… AAAAAGH! I can't believe I'm having a dilemma over cookies!"

"Oooh, Peanut Butter fudge, my favorite!" A Kritter said, taking the cookie in the middle of the tower.

"NO NO NO WAIT!" Ruby yelled before she was buried under the cookie pile.

"Heh, that'll get her to decide." The Kritter chuckled as Ruby emerged from the pile.

"I've decided! I'm eating the White Fudge Chocolate Chip cookie first!" Ruby declared.


Once the feast was over

"Ooooh, bowling!" Shantae said. "…With cannonballs?"

"Extreme bowling, if you will!" A Kasplat said.

"Oooh, sweet!" Shantae said, picking up a cannonball and loading it into the cannon, then she fired as all the pins went down. "AW YEAH! STRIKE!" She fist pumped. "Oh, this is so much more fun than Wii Bowling!"

"Stuff me in, baby!" Rotty said as she was getting inside a cannon.

"You are absolutely crazy." Bolo said.

"I know!" Rotty giggled as Bolo fired the cannon. "WAHOOOOO!" Rotty yelled as she slammed into the pins, then slamming into a wall and broke apart. "Ooof! I'm okay!" She said as she looked to see how many she knocked down, seeing that there two pins standing up. "Aww… a 7/10 split…" She pouted as she worked her way to the other side while fixing herself up. "Alright, gonna try something!" She said, taking off her legs and stuffing them in the cannon, then she fired… but both legs didn't even hit any pins. "Agh! Aww…" She pouted again. "…Can someone get my legs?"


"Rrrgh! How is this plant so strong?!" A Kritter asked.

"Keep pulling!" A Kosha ordered as they were playing tug of war with the Piranha Plant, but it looked like they were losing to it.

"We're not losing to a dang plant!" A Klump said as they tried their hardest… but the Piranha Plant gave one final tug as they fell over as the Piranha Plant happily jumped up and down in excitement.

"Ugh, what do they feed that thing?" The Kritter wondered, all of them completely unaware of a certain goddess of nature peeking in from the window.

"Heheheh, atta boy!" She grinned proudly.


"Alright, you're close! You're really close!" A Kritter said as a blindfolded Kasplat walked his way toward a picture of Gruntilda, placing the broom on the picture. "Yeah, atta boy!" He said as the Kasplat took off the blindfold and saw the broom he pinned was on her chest.

"Ah dang it!" The Kasplat grumbled.

"Alright, who's next?" The Kritter asked before looking at Weiss who was simply watching.

"Oh no, I am not doing something so childish."


Literally five seconds later

"Alright, locked and loaded!" Sky said as Weiss had a blindfold on, her Myrtenaster at the ready as Blake was using the ribbon from Gambol Shroud as a slingshot.

"This should be good." Banjo chuckled.

"Pull!" Weiss ordered as Sky released the slingshot as Weiss launched herself to the wall with Myrtenaster in front of her as she slammed into the wall… unfortunately, she was off by a few inches as she was a few inches above the picture.

"Missed!" Ruby said, munching on a snickerdoodle.

"Drat…" Weiss pouted as she hopped off and took Myrtenaster off.

It was then that Banjo and Kazooie put blindfolds on as Banjo held Kazooie like a javelin. "Ready Kazooie?"

"Ready to skewer!"

"Then here we GO!" Banjo threw Kazooie hard as she flew as her beak slammed into the wall.

"Did I gemph it?" Kazooie asked as she uncovered her blindfold and saw that she impaled Gruntilda through the chest. "Heh, goomph enoumph."


At Spiral Mountain

"Brrr! Why do I suddenly have the chills?" Gruntilda shuddered.


Back at the party

"Mmph! Mmph!" Kazooie pried herself off and walked back to Banjo.

"Let Mumbo have turn." Mumbo said as he brought out his instrument. "Eekum bokum, eekum bokum." He chanted as suddenly Banjo and Kazooie turned into a bow and arrow, with Banjo as the bow and Kazooie as the arrow.

"You can do that?" Weiss asked.

"Apparently so!" Ruby said, now munching on a few sugar cookies.

"Mumbo need no blindfold." Mumbo said, looking away as he pulled the string back and fired the arrow, going exactly between her legs.

"Oooh! Good one!" The Banana Fairy said as the arrow hopped off after the broom was placed between the legs, then Banjo and Kazooie turned back to normal.

"You guys feeling alright?" Blake asked.

"We've been turned into stranger things." Banjo shrugged.

"Hey, where's Yang?" Blake wondered.

End BGM


With Yang

K. Rool had guided her to a room, then turned on the lights where they saw the boxing ring in front of her. "Remember this?" He asked.

"Oh, this takes me back." Yang said.

"I will get into that tournament… I've sent millions of invitations asking if I could join!"

"I don't care what tournament you're talking about… but I do know one thing! I do know… THAT YOUR INVITATION IS… NULL… AND! VOID!"

"Heh… that certainly didn't age well…" Yang let out a chuckle.

"It sure didn't." K. Rool let out a chuckle and then turned to Yang. "What say you we have another round on here? For old time's sake."

Yang smirked. "Alright, croc head… you're on."

K. Rool smirked. "Don't get so cocky, blondie." He said as they climbed into the ring, getting into their respective corners as both of them rolled their shoulders as they walked directly to each other, ready to throw down for old time's sake.

BGM: Snakey Chantey (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

Boxing Crocodile - King K. Rool

Yang and K. Rool's walking slowly turned into charging as they both lunged at each other and punched each other in the gut, knocking each other back as Yang quickly charged at her and then punched him in the face but K. Rool blocked the attack with his hand as he delivered a few swings to her gut as he attempted to go for an uppercut, but Yang swiftly used her knee to hit him in the gut to stop his advance as she then delivered a roundhouse kick shortly afted.

"Heh, you're using your legs this time?"

"Yeah, I've been training with Ken too." Yang said with a grin as K. Rool quickly swiped at her but she put up her arms to block as she lunged over to him and delivered a solid blow to his gut, then delivered an uppercut to his chin to make him stumble a bit as she then got in a stance and put her hands together. "HADOKEN!" She yelled.

K. Rool pulled out his Blunderbuss and sucked it up before shooting it back at her, hitting her directly point blank as she was knocked back a few feet as K. Rool put his Blunderbuss away as he then charged and punched her in the head to make her slide. Yang recovered and then jumped up in the air after getting a running start to try and punch him to the ground but K. Rool used his belly armor to bounce her back. He then charged at her and punched her in the face, but Yang ducked in time. "SHORYUKEN!" She yelled, launching K. Rool up in the air as she then flipped over and axe kicked him to the ground.

K. Rool landed and then quickly recovered, smirking at her and did a 'come at me' gesture as Yang quickly ran over and went for a right hook, but K. Rool blocked this as he then flipped her over and kicked her to the ropes. He then pulled out his Blunderbuss again and shot her with a cannonball, but Yang rolled out of the way as she cocked her gauntlets and threw shots at K. Rool, but he quickly dodged these as he ran over and punched her, but she threw a punch as well as both of their fists hit each other and knocked each other back. K. Rool lunged at Yang and quickly swiped at her, but wasn't quick enough as he swiped at her hair, his eyes widening in horror as some hair strands fell off, as well as the bind that held her ponytail as it came undone.

Yang immediately saw the strands of hair and clenched her fists, trembling in rage… before she suddenly calmed herself but her eyes were still red. She quickly delivered some hard punches at K. Rool that sent him flying toward the ropes as he bounced over to her as she got ready to pummel him but K. Rool rolled himself into a ball and tripped Yang up. K Rool got back up after running her over as he delivered a right hook but Yang caught her hand and smirked. "Gotcha." She said as she punched him hard in the gut and then took a step back, readying herself. "SHORYUKEN!" She yelled, and everything went into slow motion as K. Rool moved his head away from the Shoryuken as Yang was in mid-air and looked down, her eyes widening in horror as K. Rool pulled out his boxing glove. "Oh shi-" K. Rool punched her in the gut, sending her flying toward the ropes and when she bounced back to him, he unleashed a powerful uppercut that sent her flying in the air, her aura dissipating as she slammed into the ground, KO'd.

End BGM

"Victory!" K. Rool raised his arm up in the air as he walked over to a groaning Yang, rubbing her head as she looked up to see K. Rool towering over her. "Looks that your second win here was null and void." He teased.

"Heh… throwing it back at me…" Yang rolled her eyes as K. Rool held out his hand.

"Good match, blondie." He said as Yang took his hand as he helped her up, then surprisingly gave her a noogie.

"Ack! Ow ow ow ow!" Yang said as both of them laughed before the two of them walked off, where they soon wound up at the bar. "Strawberry sunrise."

"On the rocks?" The Kremling Bartender asked.

"No ice."

"Fair enough!"

K. Rool let out a chuckle. "Actually, give her something else."

"Huh?" Yang asked.

"Yang, while you do like your Strawberry Sunrise, I think you oughta try something with a bit more kick to it." He said as the bartender handed her a shot glass, as Tifa came over.

"What's going on?" Tifa asked.

"Apparently trying something different." Yang shrugged as the Kremling poured a drink into the shot glass.

"That right there is known as the Kremling Fireball." K. Rool said. "We Kremlings love the heck out of this."

"Well, it's worth a shot." She said as she drank the shot… and immediately spewed out fire shortly after.

"Bahahahaha!" K. Rool laughed as Qrow and Tifa looked at her in surprise. "How is it?"

"It… it's g-got a k-kick to it!" She said, her voice immediately raspy.

"Heh, well, that's what happens when you drink it for the first time. Trust me, it gets better." K. Rool said as the bartender handed a shot glass to Tifa.

"Well, worth a shot…" Tifa said and downed it. She immediately started wincing and started sweating. "Woo! That's… that's a kicker!" She said, steam coming out of her mouth.

"You kids are light weights." Qrow said as he was offered a shot glass as he took a swing of his. "See? I can handle it just fine." He said as steam was coming out of his ears, as the others started snickering at this. "What's so funny?"

"Give me another shot of that." Yang said as she drank her second glass, this time used to it. "Heh, that hit the spot." She said as she looked at K. Rool, then K. Rool looked at her, both of them smirking as electricity shout of their eyes.

"…Oh boy…" Tifa said.

BGM: Gangplank Galleon (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

"Bartender! Give me another shot! I'm gonna wipe the floor with this crocodile."

"Heh! So you think, blondie!"

Two shot glasses came their way as the two of them immediately downed it, and then downed another glass. "…Usually, I take my time with my shots…" Tifa sweatdropped, casually downing hers.

"What in the name of Arceus is going on here?" Weiss asked.

"Yang and K. Rool are having a drinking contest." Ruby said, munching on a cookie dipped from a chocolate fountain.

"Oi…" Weiss pinched the bridge of her nose.

"Come on, Yang! Kick his butt!" Kazooie cheered.

"You got this!" Shantae said.

"Hoo hoo!" Donkey Kong cheered as Diddy pulled out a sign with "Go Yang Go!"

"DON'T ENCOURAGE HER!" Weiss yelled.

Yang downed her eighth glass and smirked at K. Rool who simply gave her a smug look as they started downing the glasses before them while the bartender whipped out another glass of the Kremling Fireball and quickly poured shot glasses and slid them their way while Tifa was casually drinking her fourth shot. The bartender reached for his bottle and noticed it was gone, and saw Qrow downing the bottle. "Welp, glad we have extras." He said, pulling out another and tossing over more shot glasses.

"Who's winning?" Blake asked while munching on a Cheep Cheep.

"Tifa." Weiss responded.

"This is why I don't do these kinds of things." Banjo said, reaching over to his pizza box and discovered it was empty, then noticed the Piranha Plant eating the last slice as he gave him a smirk. "Aww…"

"Th-that a-all y-you got?" Yang slurred a bit after downing her sixteenth shot, hiccuping a bit.

"Heh, I-I can do this all day…" K. Rool smirked as they kept downing more shot glasses.

"I swear, if K. Rool makes her an alcoholic, I'm gonna kill the both of them…" Weiss said.

"Ya reeeady to giiive huuup…?" Yang drunkenly asked once the twenty second shot was drunk.

"Nah a cha-hance…" He smirked as both of them continued on while Tifa was slowly sipping her fifth shot, while also munching on some pizza that was brought over by Rotty.

"WILL YOU TWO KNOCK IT OFF!" Weiss yelled.

"Come on Yang! I know you have some fight in ya!" Ruby said, now eating a cookie made entirely out of cotton candy.

"…Are you trying to go into a sugar coma?"

"No, why?"

"Gi-hive huuup… eye'm ghonna whin thizzzz caugnteessst…" Yang slurred after her twenty eighth.

"Lhookhiiing a bit ti-eye-red theeere…"

Yang finished up her twenty ninth glass. "Fhour te-heam JINX!" She said.

THUD!

Down she went.

"Zzzzzz…"

"WINNER!" K Rool cheered… and fell on his back. "Zzzz…"

End BGM

Weiss facepalmed. "Idiots." She grumbled as Tifa casually downed her sixth shot and then got up, as she picked up Yang over her back.

"Come on, you dork." Tifa chuckled.

"You kids today are all light weights!" Cranky said as he worked his way through and grabbed a shot. "Back in my day, I downed fifty of these without breaking a sweat!" He said as he took the first shot and downed it. "Y'all are wimps!" He said… aaaaand down he went. "Zzzz…"

"On the first shot? Wow." Sky shook her head.

"That's embarrassing." Bolo said while the Kongs started laughing as Qrow emerged from the bar.

"Aheheheh… I win! I win this contest… hahahaha!" He drunkenly said and he fell too. "Zzzzz…"

"I'm surrounded by idiots…" Weiss groaned.

"Come on, let's go." Blake said as they walked out.

"Thanks for the party!" Shantae waved.

"Anytime!" A Kremling waved as they walked out and headed back to the Smash Mansion, where Tifa put the drunken girl into bed and tucked her in.

"There we go." She said as she walked out the door and walked away, but then heard the door opening and saw Ruby rushing out the door.

"Ugh, too many cookies… what was I thinking?!" Ruby groaned, her face fully green as she rushed into the bathroom.

Tifa shook her head. "Those two…" She said with a chuckle as she walked away.


The next day

"Oooow…" Yang groaned, holding on to her head on the couch.

"No one say cookies to me…" Ruby groaned, lying on another couch.

"I don't want to eat another fish for as long as I live…" Blake groaned.

"Clearly, there's a lesson to be learned here." Weiss said, seeing Qrow lying on the ground with a rag over his face, then seeing K. Rool walking by with a groan as he was rubbing his head.

"Yeah… don't do drinking contests with a crocodile…" Yang groaned.

"That's not what I-… oh forget it." Weiss sighed, pulling up a magazine and began reading it while everyone else was groaning out of their misery.


Sorry about the wait! I was having a hard time figuring out where I wanted the feast to be at. DK Isle that is nothing more than a crater? Gloomy Galleon where Yang's pride was shattered? None of it was sounding good to me so I reached out to my friends. One of them suggested to where it all began, showing how far how everyone (and the series) has come. So hey, that works! Thanks, DK!

(That and well, my family was binging The Office yesterday. We finally got around to watching it a week or two ago because we were wondering what all the fuss was about. We're currently in the middle of Season 5.)