Family

Chapter 133 Wild Ride Part 3

By: Major144

Disclaimer: I do not own anything, expect the OCs. This is just a story for fun.

Patience and Weiss were getting a grand tour from King and Sedusa. The ruler of Castle Lemongrab showed his two guest all the attractions and told them his plans on expanding his kingdom. Patience and Weiss were introduced to Toronto, Jordan, the Business Men, Phil the pajama ninja, Sir Slicer, Bandit Princess, Jaybird, and Hubba Duba. King and Sedusa were leading their guest to a garage area, when Patience spotted a large water pipe in one of the walls. This gave Patience a crazy idea. Patience signaled Weiss to keep King and Sedusa distracted, while she slowly began to creep to the pipe. Weiss began to tell King that Blueland had a mighty army and that would agree to side with King's forces. King was overjoyed by this and he paid close attention on Weiss as she told him the size and strength of Blueland's army. Patience reached the pipe and put both her hands on it.

"Alright let's see if I can do this." Thought Patience as she began to freeze the water in the pipe.

The freeze spread through the pipes and all through Castle Lemongrab. As the temperature dropped and froze the pipes burst releasing the water and freezing it. A bunch of toilets exploded into pieces and large mounds of ice took their places. In an area full of hot tubes and pools, cracks began to appear in the bottom of all the pools and hot tubes, before the pipes exploded and spikes of ice shot up through the cracks. A bunch of bath boys and others criminals were forced to flee in terror. In the courtyard there was a fountain with a big statue of King in the center. The statue began to crack and shake, before it exploded into hundreds of pieces. The head of the statue flew into the air and landed a few hundred feet away near the feet of Toronto.

"Well the boss isn't going to like this." Thought Toronto.

Near the garage, King and Sedusa heard the chaos going on and then King noticed Patience touching the pipe. It didn't take the evil ruler long to figure out what was going on. King reached into his belt and pulled out Lemongrab's sound sword and pointed it at Patience's direction.

"Alright you take your hands off of the pipe and step away."

Patience carefully did as she was told and faced King with her hands raised up. Weiss was fixing to pull out her own sword and attack King and Sedusa, when she heard a tiny voice from directly behind her.

"Don't even think about it girlie. You so much as even sneeze, I'll zap a hole in you."

Weiss took her hand away from her sword and turned to see Buffered the Butterfly floating a couple of inches from her face holding a laser in one tiny hand and a cellphone in the other. The clone had no idea how good her healing factor was, but she wasn't quit willing to see how it worked on holes in her head. Weiss would just have to wait for the right opportunity to attack.

"I got this one covered boss and I already alerted Toronto about what's happening." Said Buffered.

"Well done Buffered. Now as for you two, tell me are you working for Bubblegum?" Said King as he pointed his sword at Patience.

"Well...were friends of Bubblegum. Well I am, Weiss is more of an associate, since she just meet Bubblegum a couple of days ago. Said Patience.

It was then that Toronto arrived on the scene with the Business Men, a dozen slider guys and hooligans, Jaybird and a few of his goons, Grassy Wizard and most of his group, and Phil and a dozen of his men. The criminals surrounded Patience and Weiss as Toronto began to tell King and Sedusa what had happened. Toronto also explained that Sir Slicer, Bandit Princess, and Jordan were trying to deal with the chaos caused by Patience. King turned his attention to Patience.

"So it appears the Ice Kingdom has another person strong in ice magic. I'll give Bubblegum points for allying herself with a strong kingdom. Now tell me why are you here? Are you here to spy on me, sabotage my defenses, or assassinate me?"

"Well none of those...exactly. We're here to arrest your girlfriend, she a real bad chick that escaped from prison along with a couple of other guys who work for you. A guy came looking for them and a bunch of other escapes inmates, so will just be placing Sedusa under arrest and will be on our way and out of your hair." Said Patience with a nervous smile.

"Yeah I'm not going back to prison, so you can forget that." Said Sedusa.

"The two of you think you can just waltzes on in wreck a bunch of my stuff and take my girlfriend. I will not allow this and I'm going to make a public example out of the two of you." Said King.

"Release us and let us have Sedusa, otherwise things are going to get violent." Said Weiss.

"Oh please there's only two of you and your surrounded. What could you possibly do?" Asked Sedusa with a wicked smile.

"Well for one thing they aren't alone." Said a voice.

Suddenly an invisible force slammed into a bunch of the mob and sent them flying and crashing in different directions. The other criminals shouted in surprise and looked around for the attackers. A couple of slider guys were then sent flying and crashing into Toronto. A why-wolf sniffed the air and a panicked look appeared on his face.

"I recognize those scents! It's-"

"WHACK!"

The why-wolf was sent crashing into a few of his fellow wolves and a couple of hooligans. Marceline and Lucinda became visible and cracked their knuckles. A few of the villains took a nervous step back making King grit his teeth in annoyance.

"You cowards there's only two of them, we still greatly outnumber them, so get them!" Barked King as he waved his sword around.

The pajama ninjas were fixing to charge forward, when Tobe leaped from the shadows followed by Jake and they used the pajama ninjas' heads as stepping stones to reach the other heroes. Jake was carrying the tied up forms of Katz and Le Quack with him, which startled Sedusa a little.

"I'm afraid we're going to have to cut this little party short." Said Tobe as he pulled out a large round white ball and threw it to the ground.

The ball exploded into a huge cloud of smoke that covered the area. King and his forces stumbled around blindly as the heroes ran through the fog. Patience ended up bumping into Sedusa, who let out a snarl as she saw Patience and a few strands of her hair shot forward and knocked the Elemental to the ground. Sedusa then leaped onto Patience and the two wrestled with one another.

"Your not taking me back to prison! I refuse to go back and no ugly blue girl is going to make me!" Declared Sedusa as she clawed at Patience neck.

"Yeah your totally going back to jail and for the record I'm a nice looking cool blue chick!" Shouted Patience as she formed a glob of ice and slammed it into the side of Sedusa's heading knocking her off.

Patience jumped to her feet and used her powers to make an ice chair and then she slammed it down onto Sedusa knocking her out. The Elemental starred at the unconscious form of Sedusa in shock and then she let out a wild whoop of excitement.

"Score for the Elementals!" Cheered Patience.

Weiss then arrived on the scene and gave Patience a thumbs up before she scooped up Sedusa and the two of them ran. The two women found Tobe, who was with the others. Tobe lead the group into the garage as they planned their next move.

"Me and Lucinda can transform and carry you all over the castle walls and away from here." Suggested Marceline.

"Yeah, but our speed will be to slow and King and his lot, will catch up to us." Said Lucinda.

"What if we take one of these rides?" Suggested Jake pointing out the assortment of cars in the garage.

"Yeah...I don't know how to drive." Said Marceline.

"Neither do I." Said Lucinda.

Tobe and Weiss shook their heads indicating that they didn't know how to drive either. Patience stepped forward with a determined look on her face.

"I know how to dive and I'll get us out of here."

The group then looked around for a car to take and their eyes landed on a large red and blue party bus.

"That'll do." Said Jake.

The group loaded up into the bus and Patience found the keys laying on the dashboard. Patience put the keys in and put her sunglasses on.

"It's about forty miles to the Candy Kingdom, we have a full tank of gas, three unconscious insane criminals, it's dark and, I'm wearing sunglasses." Said Patience.

"HIT IT!" Cheered Marceline.

The bus lurched forward and raced towards the garage doors. As the bus got closer to the garage door Buffered Butterfly suddenly flew in front of the door and pointed his laser gun at the charging bus, but before he could fire, he was slammed into the window and the bus smashed through the garage door. By some miracle Buffered was still alive and in one piece. The butterfly tried to aim his laser gun at Patience, but she hit the windshield wipers and they slammed into Buffered knocking him off the windshield and sent him crashing to the ground in a tiny heap.

"My...everything...hurts!" Groaned Buffered before he lost consciousness.

Back in the castle the smoke had cleared and King saw no sign of Sedusa or the heroes. King ran to the garage with his goons close behind him and they saw the broken door and the missing party bus.

"What do we do boss?" Asked Toronto.

"Get the cars were going after!" Said King.

King, Toronto, and the Business Men loaded up into a fancy white limo, Grassy Wizard summoned a grass bear for him and Tree Witch to ride on, Jaybird and his goons jumped into an ice cream and the various other goons got into a bunch of different vehicles. Soon they took off.

"OH WHAT A NIGHT! WHAT A LOVELY NIGHT!" Screamed a crazed hooligan riding a dune buggy.

Up ahead the bus has just picked up Night, Hunter Wizard, and Huntress Wizard. The heroes were moving on, when they saw King's vehicles heading their way. A couple of motorcycles were gaining on the bus, with hooligans armed with slingshots and dynamite. Hunter Wizard and Huntress Wizard quickly climbed to the top of the bus and began firing arrows at the on rushing motorcycles hitting their tires and causing them to crash. One motorcycle driver accidentally fired a stick of dynamite into a truck and took it out. Jaybird's ice cream truck and a van of pajama ninjas pulled up on the sides of the bus. Phil and a half dozen pajama ninjas climbed onto the top of their van and leaped onto the bus, while a few of Jaybird's goons began to shoot chocolate sauce at the other side of the buss. Hunter Wizard and Huntress Wizard were dodging sword swings from the ninjas. The two wizards managed to each knock a ninja off the bus with a explosive arrow, but the rest kept coming. Phil was fixing to try and chop Huntress Wizard in half, when Tobe swung onto the bus and delivered a kick to Phil's chest almost knocking him off.

"So you here for a rematch? I'm not armed so you don't have to fear loosing your clothes this time." Said Tobe.

"You humiliated me last time, but I plan to win this time around!" Declared Phil as he charged forward swinging his sword.

As Tobe was fighting Phil, Patience was trying to figure out a way to deal with the attacking ice cream truck. The Elemental's eyes landed on a control switch that read 'Party Lights'. Patience shrugged her shoulders and pressed the button. A bunch of panels on the sides of the bus opened up and they began to flash a serious of bright crazy lights. The driver of the ice cream truck was blinded and he swerved and lost control. The ice cream truck swerved wildly and crashed on it's side. The heroes cheered. Back on the roof Phil was still swinging his sword at Tobe,while Hunter Wizard and Huntress Wizard knocked the last of the goons off the bus. Tobe was nimbly dodging Phil's attacks and the pajama ninja was getting tiered and frustrated. Phil tried to stab Tobe with a trust, but the ninja nimbly sidestepped the attack, knocked Phil's sword from his hands, and tripped him. The villain fell from the bus and crashed onto the hood of the ninja van. The van swerved and stopped as the ninja driving it hopped out and went to help a battered and bruised Phil. The three heroes went back into the bus, where the others congratulated them. Jake looked back and noticed that King and the rest of his group were fixing to catchup to the bus.

"What do we do?" Asked Jake.

"I think I just have the thing for this. Everyone hold on!" Said Night as she closed her eyes and concentrated.

In King's limo, Toronto was driving as the Business Men were helping King put on a golden plated armor suit with a light yellow visor. The limo was King's personal ride and he had it stocked with luxuries and weapons. The armor King was putting on was a high tech power suit and King planned to use it to deal with the heroes. It was at that moment a tornado suddenly appeared between the party bus and King's forces. Toronto screamed in terror as the limo was picked up by the tornado along with the rest of King's forces. King opened the skylight, activated the armor's jet boots, and flew out. The tornado almost sucked King in, but he managed to pull away and chase after the bus. As King got closer he fired a powerful laser at the bus, that just barely missed it, but still managed to shake the entire bus.

"What was that?" Shouted Patience.

"Oh it's King with a suit of armor and he doesn't look to happy!" Cried Jake as he looked out the window.

"Give me back what's mine and I'll spare you!" Boomed King.

Hunter Wizard and Huntress Wizard poked out of some windows and fired some arrows up at King. King destroyed the arrows with a laser blast. Jake let out a yelp of fear as King fired another energy blast that scorched the roof and shattered several windows. Lucinda and Weiss looked at one another and nodded. The two sprouted their wings and flew out of the bus towards King. Weiss fired several of her feathers at King, forcing him to block them. Lucinda then flew in at superhuman speed and slammed her hammer into king's chest with all her might sending King flying through the air and back towards the tornado. The tornado sucked up King, who let out an enraged yell. Weiss and Lucinda went back into the bus and the heroes cheered in victory as they continued on towards the Candy Kingdom.

A little after the heroes were gone, the tornado died down and dropped everything it sucked up. Amazing no one was killed or crippled. All the villains were battered, bruised, and suffering from wind burns, but other then that, they were fine. King laid on his hands and knees starring at the ground, his armor dented and the jet boots to damaged to fly. For the first time King had truly lost someone, he cared about. The ruler felt a couple of tears drip down, his face as he leaned his head back and let out a scream of rage.

At the secret lair, Crimson watched the whole scene with his crystal ball and smiled evilly. The organization had just earned a new puppet that they could easily manipulate. With King's rage and desire for revenge, Crimson had a way to make King, his pawn. A pawn that would soon bring a great war to Ooo and beyond. Now there were just a couple more people who needed to be manipulated in order to start a war.

The heroes soon reached the Candy Kingdom, where they were greeted by Bubblegum, Braco, and Iroh. The candy monarchs congratulated the heroes on a job well done, before they had the guards take Sedusa, Katz, and Le Quack to the dungeon. The heroes each returned to their homes. And thus ended the wild ride from Castle Lemongrab.

To be continued.