"Hello" - (Normal talking)
"What happened?" - (Thoughts)
"What do I do?" - (Flashback)
{"Hey, can you hear me?"} - (Communication)
":Now arriving at our destination:" - (Another Language)
"Hello everyone" - (Reading)
"\Prepare for departure\" - (Radio and TV)
"Rasengan" - (Techniques)
opening by Neostardustdragin101
Living on the edge
Fighting crime, spinning webs
A wep spread out several silhouettes laying throughout it as a figure stands alone.
Swinging from the highest ledge
He can leap above our heads
A figure swings through the night sky as the police turn in their direction
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
He wings over a cap catching the children's attention as they look up through the skylight
Villians on the rise
And the city's victimized
A man and his daughter walk by a stop at a crosswalk and the daughter pointing upwards with excitement.
Several newspapers show articles and display Naruto as Spiderman fighting off against the various villains.
Looking up with no surprise
Arriving in the speed of time
Naruto swings through the colorful rooftops of the city, his Spider emblem appearing on several buildings.
A spider web spreads out showing Naruto living his life as Naruto Uzumaki and Spiderman a black ooze spreading out.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Tsunade Senju turns around holding a first aid kit .
Lee, Shikamaru and Choji together outside of school.
Spectacular, Spectacular Spider-Man
Spectacular, Spectacular Spider-Man
Kushina and Minato smile and wave.
Naruto stands on the rooftop pulling his mask over his head as he jumps downward from the top of the skyscraper.
Spectacular, Spectacular Spider-Man
Naruto stands on a skyscraper while a portal opens behind him and Peter B Parker, Miles Morales, Peni Parker, Noir, and Spider Hamm and finally Gwen appear behind him
(The city)
It was a normal day in the city of New Tokyo; everyone in the city was going about their business.
And the police were all going down the street, making their way to a bank, which was being robbed.
{"We need some backup here!"} a voice yelled over a police radio inside a cop car, as it made its way to the scene.
The cop driving it was a man with blonde hair and blue eyes. He was wearing a cop uniform with the words NTPD on his chest. This was Minato Namikaze.
As he drove towards the bank, a figure swung over his car, getting his attention, making him sigh while shaking his head.
"That kid," Minato said, as the figure swung into the window of the bank.
A few moments later, the sounds of gunfire stopped as Minato arrived at the bank.
"Ok men, let's go in and be ready!" Minato yelled at his fellow officers.
"Sir!" they all yelled with a salute, as they all readied themselves and followed him inside.
As they all went inside, they all looked around and saw that the bank was empty, and that the bags of money were on the floor abandoned.
Minato looked around with his fellow officers, and soon he looked up and blinked at what he saw, before he sighed and grabbed his radio. "Get us a couple of ladders. That Spider-Man left the robbers tied up" he said, as he looked up at the ceiling, where half a dozen men in ski masks were hanging upside down, tied up in spider webs.
"Hey man, get me down from here! I don't do so well with heights!" one of the robbers yelled out.
Minato ignored the robber, as he looked at the sign webbed to one of the robber's chest.
"Courtesy of your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man" the sign said.
(Cut to narration)
A comic book (?) was haphazardly slammed onto an invisible surface. On the cover, it read 'The Knucklehead Spider-Man' with the web-slinger standing on a skyscraper. Soon, the front page flipped open, with Spider-Man giving the peace sign. Spider-Man's suit was black with orange weblines, and an orange spider symbol on his chest. He wore black and orange pants, combat boots which were black with orange on the sides and at the tip, with a black hoodie worn over it and orange armbands. His mask had orange weblines and white eyes.
"Alright, it's been a while since I last did something like this, but let's do this thing one last time" Naruto pulled his mask down his face, as he narrates. "My name is Naruto U Namikaze. I was given powers by an ancient Yokai spider. You probably know the rest."
A small montage began showing Naruto undergoing certain rites with a yokai present.
"Been undergoing my rite of passage to become the heir of my ninja clan. And now, I fight against an evil ninja clan called the Hand that wants to take over the world."
Naruto is forced to run away, and fend off against a number of individuals.
"And in the process, I've saved a bunch of people."
The comic flips through several pages of panels, each one moving and showing Naruto doing just that.
"And I did so again. And again and again. I've had some ups and downs. But while I fight crime, I hang out with a few friends."
A page shows a number of people he's friends with, before Naruto is seen at school.
"Sometimes I sleep in classes, because of how boring as hell they are."
A page flips over to show several activities he does.
"I even sometimes do a little bit of video games. I love animals as I love to take care of them. I mean, look at a picture of my pet fox. Look at his fluffy tail!"
A fox is laughing the entire time, as Naruto plays with him.
"But through all that, I can't imagine my life without being Spider-Man. So no matter how many hits I take."
Naruto is beaten down, with some large ninja hanging over him.
"I always find a way to come back. Because the only thing standing between the city and oblivion is me. The thing I'm trying to say is, there's only one Spider-Man. And that's me."
Naruto gets up and beats all the ninja, before he jumps off the roof and fires a webline, as he begins swinging away.
"But I'm getting ahead of myself. Let's go back to the beginning."
(Flashback, nine months ago and switch back to normal narration)
It was a normal day at New Tokyo high, where a teen was sitting in class, sleeping during class. This teen had spiky blonde hair, blue eyes and three whisker-like marks on both his cheeks. This was Naruto U Namikaze, age 16.
"Mr Uzumaki, woke up!" the teacher yelled, as he slammed his ruler on Naruto's desk. He was a short male, who looked to be a mix of Caucasian and Asian descent.
"I didn't do it! Anyone could have pranked the football team!" Naruto yelled, as he woke up.
This got snickers and giggles from the rest of the class, while the teacher glared at Naruto
"Oh, heh. Sorry Mr Octavius" Naruto said with a sheepish chuckle, as he realized what had happened.
"That's strike two this month. One more and that's detention, Mr Uzumaki. You know where and when. Now, pay attention to my class" Mr Octavius said, as he went back to teaching his science class.
Naruto groaned at this, as he struggled to stay awake, as the class continued.
(Later)
After class got out, Naruto walked out of the classroom with his friends.
"I can't believe you're still falling asleep in class," a male teen said to Naruto. He had brown hair in a pineapple ponytail. This was Shikamaru Nara.
"Yeah, me either," another male teen said with a chuckle, as he shook his head. His black hair was wild and unkempt. This was Kiba Inuzuka.
"Yea, you know Octavius is the summer school king, Naruto" a slightly plump teen boy said, as he ate some chips. This was Choji Akamichi.
"I can't help it, guys. His class bores me to tears" Naruto groaned, as he shook his head at this.
"I don't know why. You're plenty smart enough to keep up" Kiba said, as he shook his head.
"Laziness" Shikamaru said, with a roll of his eyes.
"I know you're not calling me lazy," Naruto said with a pointed look at his friend, as they approached their lockers.
"So, what's the plan after school today?" Kiba asked curiously, as they all put their books away, before they left school.
"Hey, let's head to Naruto's moms restaurant, and get some food," Choji said with a smile.
"Sorry guys, but I can't. I need to get to my grandma's and help her move some of my grandpa's stuff out of the attic" Naruto said with a frown, as he closed his locker.
"Oh, right. He died recently, right?" Kiba asked, as he frowned in sympathy at his friend.
"Yea" Naruto said with a nod, as he put on his backpack, thinking about how his grandfather had been found dead, after being thrown out of a tenth story window in the city.
"I take it that the police have found no new suspects?" Choji asked curiously.
"Nope, nothing," Naruto said with a shake of his head.
"Well, if you need someone to talk to, you can text us bud" Kiba said as he held out his fist to Naruto for a fistbump.
Naruto fist bumped with Kiba, before waving at Shikamaru and Choji, as he walked towards the exit of the school, and made his way to the subway.
As he sat on the subway, he thought about his grandfather on his father's side; Jiraiya Namikaze.
They were close growing up, even if he was busy with his job as a private detective, which he assumed was involved with why he was killed.
(Later)
Naruto ran out of the subway and towards his grandparents house, before knocking on the front door.
A few moments later, the door opened showing an elderly woman, who didn't look that old. She had blonde hair done in two pigtails and a purple diamond mark on her forehead. This was Tsunade Namikaze, Naruto's grandmother.
"Hey Baa Chan," Naruto said, greeting the woman, as he entered the house.
"You're lucky your my favorite grandson you brat" Tsunade said, as she playfully took a swing at Naruto's head, which he dodged.
"Aren't I your only grandson?" Naruto asked with a cheeky grin, as he entered the house.
"Your grandfather's stuff he wanted you to have is up in the attic," Tsunade said, as she pointed up the stairs.
Naruto nodded at this as he went upstairs, and made his way into the attic.
Tsunade frowned as she watched her grandson. "I sure hope that your backup plan works, Jiraiya" she thought, thinking about her deceased husband.
(With Naruto)
Naruto walked into the attic, and after looking around a bit, he found a box labeled with his name on it.
"This must be it," Naruto said as he opened the box, and looked inside it, seeing what looked like some photos, a few books and finally what looked like an orange spider amulet.
"Huh, I didn't see the old man as a jewelry guy," Naruto said with a raised eyebrow, as he picked up the amulet to take a closer look.
After a few moments of looking at the amulet, its eyes suddenly started glowing, making Naruto jump in surprise.
"What the hell?!" Naruto yelled, as he jumped, making the spider amulet fly, but he went to catch it in a panic.
As he caught it, it landed on the back of his hand and before Naruto could react, it bit him.
"Ow! Damn it!" Naruto yelled, as he grabbed his hand in pain, as the spider amulet seized back up, and fell to the ground, as if it had never come to life at all.
"What the hell are you? Some kind of prank?" Naruto grumbled, as he poked at the amulet with his finger. expecting it to come back to life.
"It's not a prank brat," Tsunade said, as she came into the attic, making Naruto jump at her sudden appearance.
Only he jumped right onto the ceiling, and stood there like a spider.
"Don't do that, damn - what the hell?!" Naruto was yelling at his grandmother, before he realized what he was now doing.
"Well, that answers whether the spider amulet chose you. It looks like Jiraiya was right" Tsunade said, as she walked over to the spider amulet and picked it up.
"Um, what's happening?" Naruto asked with wide eyes.
"Get down from there, and I'll explain it to ya" Tsunade said, as she looked up at Naruto, as she put the amulet back in the box.
"Uh, how do I do that?" Naruto asked as he looked at his feet, which were still stuck to the ceiling.
"Just relax, brat, and take a few breaths," Tsunade said to her grandson.
Naruto took a few breaths and calmed himself, before he fell to the floor with a loud thud. "Ow" he said at this, as he sat up and rubbed his head.
Tsunade sighed at this, already feeling a headache coming along.
(Moments later)
Naruto and Tsunade were now downstairs in the living room, with Naruto sitting on the couch while Tsunade brought out some tea.
"So what's all this about Baa Chan?" Naruto asked, as he took an offered cup of tea.
"It's a long story brat. You see, your grandfather was the latest in a line of spider ninjas, whose job was to fight an evil clan of ninjas known as the Hand" Tsunade said after she sat down.
Naruto's eyes widened at this. "Does dad know about this? And why are they called the Hand? Because the Foot was taken by Shredder?" he asked, before giggling at his little joke.
Tsunade shook her head at this. "No, your father doesn't know, since he didn't need to know, seeing as there can only be one user of the Yokai spider's power, and another can't be chosen, unless the current one died. As for the Hand, they are called that, because they have a hand in every criminal enterprise in the city, and even the world" she said firmly, as she glared at Naruto, to show how serious this was.
Naruto's eyes widened at this, before he glared back. "Was it them who killed -" he was asking her, before he was cut off.
"I don't know, brat. But if I was a betting woman, then I would say yes" Tsunade said with a nod.
Naruto clenched his fists around his cup at this, causing it to crack a bit. Before he could crush it, Tsunade poked him in the forehead hard.
"Don't even think about revenge, brat. Your grandfather wouldn't want you to throw your life away on something like that" Tsunade said firmly.
"Why the hell not? I have this power, so why shouldn't I hunt them down and -" Naruto was asking, before Tsunade this time slapped him on the cheek.
"Because that's not what that power is for. It's supposed to be used to stop the Hand, not revenge" Tsunade said firmly.
"What do you know?! You're not the one who died!" Naruto yelled, as he got up and made his way to the door.
Tsunade sighed at this, as she let him leave, knowing it was probably best to just let Naruto blow off some steam in the city. But she figured she should call his parents and cover for him, before she went out looking for him.
(Later, with Naruto)
It was now night time, and Naruto was walking around the city with his hood up, lost in his thoughts.
"I can't believe that ojisan was some kind of spider ninja, spending most of his time fighting some secret ninja clan" Naruto thought, as he walked down the sidewalk, thinking about how his grandfather had most likely spent most of his life fighting the Hand, only for it all to end with him dead.
Naruto clenched his fists at this, anger coursing through him, before he heard some yelling in an alleyway nearby.
"Oi, I said hand over the purse lady, before I have to hurt your pretty face!" a man's voice was heard.
Naruto looked into the alleyway and saw what looked like three men, confronting a woman while trying to take her purse from her.
"Please, I just want to get home to my family" the woman said with fear in her voice.
"Well then, just hand over the purse, you stupid -" one of the men was yelling, as he took out a switchblade before he was interrupted.
"Hey!" Naruto yelled, as he entered the alleyway, getting the attention of everyone.
"What do you want, ya stupid kid?" one of the men said.
"I want you to step away from the lady, before I put all three of you into the dirt" Naruto said with a hard tone, as he looked down at the ground.
"Oh look fellas, the kid thinks he's a big man" a second man said with a sneer.
"Go home kid, before you get hurt. Or we'll send you crying to your mummy" the first man said to Naruto with a sneer of his own.
While he said this, the third man was sneaking up on Naruto, while holding a crowbar and when he got close, he took a swing at Naruto's head.
But as he did this, Naruto felt his hair stand up and he dodged to the side at the last moment without looking, before grabbing the man by his face, and slamming him into the ground hard, cracking the ground from the force of the punch.
"What the hell?!" one of the men yelled in surprise at this.
"Who should go home now, scumbag?" Naruto growled out, as he let go of the downed man's face, showing that he was now missing some teeth.
"Fuck you, brat!" the man with a switchblade yelled, as he charged at Naruto and swung his blade at him.
But Naruto easily dodged around the swipes of his blade, as if the man was moving in slow motion, before Naruto front flipped and kicked the man in the chin, sending him flying into a trash can.
The last criminal watched as Naruto landed gracefully on the ground, and glared at him with his hood still up, the man seeing nothing but what looked like an orange aura of a monster spider behind Naruto, which caused him to turn around and run.
Naruto, out of instinct, held out his wrist at the man and shot what looked like webbing at the man from his wrist, which grabbed him by the back of his shirt, before Naruto yanked on the web line and pulled the man towards him. He then grabbed him by the front of his shirt, before slamming him against the alley wall, making the wall crack from the force.
"Ah! Wait! Please! I surrender!" the man yelled out in pain and terror, as Naruto held up a fist, ready to slug the man.
"Did you listen to her when she asked you to let her go home?" Naruto growled, as he glared at the man, his eyes slightly glowing orange.
"Please man, don't kill me! I'll go to jail willingly! Just don't hurt me!" the man yelled out, as he struggled to get out of Naruto's grip.
Naruto readied his fist to slug the man, but paused as he looked to the entrance of the alleyway, and saw the woman he had saved, and how she looked just as scared, as she watched what he was doing.
Naruto looked at the woman, then at the criminal he had in his hands, and thought about his grandfather and how he used to say he liked to help however he can, but also to lead by example. He then lowered his fist and dropped the criminal on the ground.
"What's going on down there?" a voice yelled down the alleyway.
Naruto looked behind the woman he had saved, and saw what looked like a police car, and two officers.
He then quickly ran and crawled up the wall, and soon he was already making his way up to the roof.
The woman he had just saved, her eyes widened in surprise at seeing this, as the two cops approached.
(Sometime later, with Naruto)
Naruto sat on top of a rooftop, sitting next to a gargoyle, lost in his thoughts at what had just happened.
"I almost killed that guy. What the hell were those moves I was pulling off?" Naruto thought, as he thought about how he knew when danger was near and how he easily avoided it, along with his agility, which was now off the charts. And he had somehow shot some webbing from his wrist at that criminal.
"And what the hell was that, when I glared at that guy and made him freeze up?" Naruto thought, as he tried to gather his thoughts.
After calming down, he then looked up at the night sky.
"Ok, calm down Naruto, you didn't hurt those guys too badly. Some missing teeth, none with standing, and you were able to save that woman" Naruto thought, as he calmed himself down.
"Huh, so that's what saving someone feels like. No wonder dad does it for a living. It kinda feels good" Naruto said out loud with a smile, before he looked at the gargoyle next to him. "It felt kinda good, don't ya think?"
The gargoyle just kept on glaring out at the city.
"Yea, I think so too Goliath" Naruto said with a chuckle, before he looked down at the busy city.
After a few moments of looking at the city, he smiled as he made a decision that would define his life.
(Later, with Tsunade)
Tsunade was in her kitchen, sitting at the kitchen table, trying not to worry about her grandson.
Suddenly, the backdoor leading into the kitchen opened, and Naruto entered and she quickly turned on the light.
"You have a lot of nerve coming back here, after your tantrum, you little brat" Tsunade growled as she glared at Naruto.
Naruto flinched at this, before he sighed and nodded his head. "Yea, I'm sorry for what I said Baa Chan. I was over the line with what I said about ojisan" he said, as he looked down at the ground.
Tsunade looked at Naruto and after a few moments, she sighed and held her forehead. "Well, I can't really blame you for having that reaction. This is a lot to take in, afterall" she said.
Naruto looked up at this, glad that she wasn't mad at him, before his eyes widened. "Oh jeez, I'm late getting home!" he yelled in a panic.
"Relax brat, I called your mom and told her that you lost track of time looking at your grandpa's old stuff. And since it's a weekend, they said you can stay the night" Tsunade said, waving her hand dismissively.
"Oh, thank kami," Naruto said with a sigh of relief.
"Now, where did you go, brat? Your clothes are covered in mud, and you look like you were in a fight" Tsunade said, taking notice of her grandson's state of dress.
"Not really a fight, if the punks I beat up couldn't really fight back" Naruto said with a snicker.
"Wait, you actually got into a fight? I was kidding!" Tsunade yelled as she got in his face
"Well, they were robbing a woman and she needed help. And I'm not gonna just not help someone if I can help them" Naruto said with a firm look, as Tsunade glared at him.
Tsunade blinked at this, as Naruto didn't stand up to her often. "Well, if you were saving someone….they didn't see your face did they?" she asked.
"Nah, my hood was up the entire time," Naruto said.
"Oh good," Tsunade said with a sigh of relief.
"Though if I'm gonna keep doing this, I'm gonna need a better way to hide my face" Naruto said nonchalantly.
"……say what now?" Tsunade asked after a few moments of silence, as her grandson's words processed in her head.
"Yea, I want to use these spider powers to help people and I figure this is the best way," Naruto said with a big smile.
"So you're gonna be a vigilante?" Tsunade asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Yeah. I mean, you said the Hand has their fingers in all levels of crime in the city, right? So doing this will get their attention, and I can look for clues to go after them this way, while I'm fighting crime" Naruto said, explaining his logic to his grandmother.
Tsunade sighed at this and shook her head, seeing that while it wasn't the best idea, it had some semblance of logic in it. "Ok, fine. But you're gonna be working on practicing your powers with me. Your grandfather told me all about your powers, so I can help you" she said.
Naruto nodded at this, as that made sense.
"And I can help you make a mask, since I am good with sewing," Tsunade said with a smile.
"Actually, can you help me make a whole outfit? I want to look cool" Naruto said with a grin.
"Oh, for crying out loud. Fine, any requests?" Tsunade asked, as she rolled her eyes at this, but chuckled despite herself.
"Orange! Oh, and have a hoodie on it" Naruto said with a wide smile.
"Fine, but only some orange. You have to have some stealth options, you brat" Tsunade said as she shook her head slightly.
Naruto nodded at this, knowing this was the best he would probably get. "Now, what kind of powers do I have? I know I can stick to any surface, fire webbing from my wrists and a sixth sense for danger" he asked curiously.
"He called that his spider sense, and your grandfather kept a journal, so get reading brat" Tsunade said with a no nonsense tone.
Naruto nodded at this, knowing he should do that.
(A few weeks later)
Naruto stood on the tallest building in the city, which was known as New Tokyo tower, wearing his new outfit made by his grandmother, thanks to her experience with making clothes.
His hero suit was black with orange weblines, and an orange spider symbol on his chest. He wore black and orange pants, combat boots which were black with orange on the sides and at the tip, with a black hoodie worn over it and orange armbands. His mask had orange weblines and white eyes.
Naruto looked down at the city while perched on the edge of New Tokyo tower, and saw what looked like some police cars making their way down the street in a hurry.
Naruto placed his finger to his ear, activating the police scanner Tsunade had added to his mask, so he could keep an ear out for reported crimes.
"\Robbery in progress at a jewelry store uptown\" Naruto heard a woman saying.
"Time for New Tokyo's new hero to make his entrance" Naruto said, as he stood up before jumping and taking a swan dive down into the city, before using his webs from his wrist to make a web line to swing his way towards uptown.
He soon spotted the jewelry store, and saw what looked like several masked men with guns inside behind the big window that let you look inside.
Naruto swung down and landed in front of the jewelry store window, before he knocked on the window, getting everyone's attention inside. "Hey you guys. I happen to have a rule about taking what's not yours. Spidey spank!" he said, as he wagged his finger with a condescending tone.
"Fuck you!" one of the criminals yelled, as he turned to look at Naruto, along with his fellow criminals.
"Ew, no thanks! I only like those that are pretty, and none of you guys are pretty" Naruto said.
The criminal's response to this was to open fire on him, destroying the glass separating them from the hero.
Naruto quickly backflips and jumps easily, avoiding the gunfire. "Hey, watch where you're shooting. You could hurt somebody" he yelled, as he held out his wrists and shot some webs at the criminals.
The webs got two of the criminals and sent them slamming against the wall of the store, trapping them against it.
"What the hell?!" the last of the still free criminals yelled, before some webs grabbed his gun and with a yank, Naruto pulled his gun out of his hand.
"You know, little boys like you shouldn't use guns. What would your parents think?" Naruto asked, as he walked into the jewelry shop. "Don't worry folks, I'll deal with this last guy quickly" he said to the customers, who were all on the ground.
The free criminal pulled out a switchblade at this, and flipped it open.
"Oh no, my one weakness! Small knives!" Naruto yelled, as he fell to one knee in mock terror…..before he shot a web line at the criminal, covering his hand in webbing, before he pulled on it and pulled the criminal towards him, as he slugged the criminal in the face, sending him to the ground with a groan.
"And with that, my job is done" Naruto said, as he webbed the knocked out criminal to the floor, before dusting his hands off.
"W-who are you?" one of the civilians asked, as he and the other people in the shop got up and looked at Naruto.
"I'm just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man folks. So spread the word" Naruto said with a two finger salute, before he ran out of the shop and web swinged away, just as the police arrived.
"What the heck?" Minato asked, as he got out of his car, seeing Spider-Man swinging away while whooping loudly.
"Who the hell is that?" another cop asked, as he got out of his car.
"Whoever it was, he sure did a number on these guys. I think that one has a chipped tooth" another cop said, as he inspected the webbed up criminal on the ground.
"Is everyone ok?" Minato asked the civilians in the jewelry shop as he entered.
"Yea, we're all fine thanks to Spider-Man" a civilian woman said with a smile, along with the other civilians, who all nodded in agreement.
"Spider-Man?" Minato asked with a raised eyebrow at this, as he looked outside at the still swinging away hero.
"Well, it looks like the city now has a vigilante" one of the other cops said with a sigh, as she shook her head at this, before she and the other cop with Minato attempted to free the webbed up criminals to take to lockup.
(Flashback finished)
Naruto was sitting on his favorite building rooftop, next to his favorite gargoyle.
"And that's how I became the one and only Spider-Man. I have been busy for the past nine months fighting crime. I haven't heard anything from the Hand yet, but I have been keeping an eye out for them. Oh, and my dad has been trying to figure out who Spider-Man is, but thankfully he doesn't seem to hate what he's doing, thankfully" Naruto said to the gargoyle.
Naruto then heard a crash down below in the city, and when he looked down at the city, he saw what looked like a big hulking figure of a man in what looked like a Rhino suit, running down the street, tearing through cars and even trucks easily.
"Sorry Goliath, but it looks like duty calls" Naruto said with a grin, as he patted the gargoyles head before standing up and jumping off the rooftop as he began swinging off towards the city below, and towards the chaos
He web swung his way over towards the Rhino and soon he landed on the giant man's back. "Hey! This is a no jaywalkers street!" he yelled, as he held onto the man.
"Hey, get off my back, little spider!" the man yelled out, as he ran towards what looked like a mall.
"Oh no, you don't!" Naruto yelled, as he stood up on the man's shoulder and webbed up the Rhino's front before he pulled to the side, which made him turn towards a nearby construction site, where there was a power generator.
The Rhino ran into the construction site and tried to slow down, as he made his way towards the power generator.
Naruto smirked under his mask, as he webbed up the Rhino's front some more, before he webbed up his face, causing him to stumble towards the power generator, and as he crashed into it, Naruto jumped off his back and landed on a wall above the construction site.
"Gaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!" the Rhino yelled in pain, as he was electrocuted with a massive amount of electricity before the power went off, and he groaned as he slammed on the ground.
"Oh, and I thought that Rhino's had thick skin," Naruto said with a chuckle at his win against the villain.
Before he could jump down to make sure Rhino was knocked out, what looked like a dark portal opened underneath Naruto's feet.
"What the hell?!" Naruto yelled, as he tried to pull his feet out of the portal, but he was sucked into it, which closed behind him.
(????)
Naruto yelled as he was thrown out of a portal onto a rooftop.
"I have been falling for 30 minutes! So whoever did that, better have a good explanation, before I kick your ass so hard, you won't be able to sit down for a week!" Naruto shouted, as he stood up.
He looked around and after looking around for a few moments, he noticed something.
"…..this isn't New Tokyo" Naruto said, as he looked down at the streets below at all the people.
He then looked at the big displays that all the people were looking at, and his eyes widened at what he saw.
It was a news report, showing a man in a suit, that was red and blue with black web lines and a black spider symbol on the chest.
But what really got Naruto's attention was the headline.
"Spider-Man/Peter Parker dead" he saw moving along the bottom of the screen.
"Where the heck am I?" Naruto thought, as he looked at the news report.
P.O.M and Kfbanime87 were in their office, when in walked the jackass of all jackass….wearing a blonde wig and a pink dress
I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world: Deadpool sang, as he danced around the office
Wade, what in the name of all things holy are you doing? P.O.M asked with wide eyes
Ah, my eyes! My ears! My brain hates both of them! Kfbanime87 yelled out, as he tried to cover both his eyes and his ears at the sametime
The new movie is coming out -: Deadpool was saying happily, before being cut off
Wait, that crap is getting a movie?! Is Hollywood that desperate?! Kfbanime87 yelled at this, before he started to laugh like a mental patient
Hey! Harley Quinn is playing her! Deadpool yelled
And that means nothing to me: Kfbanime87 said with a shrug
Ok asshole, you better tell me something about this new fic to make up for being an asshole! Deadpool yelled in anger
Naruto is paired with Spider Gwen: P.O.M said with a flat tone
Score! Wait, what about Miles? You better not be doing him dirty! Deadpool said happily, before he gave a growl
Peni will be his age in this: Kfbanime87 said with his own flat tone
I approve! See you on Jinchuriki Avenger, where we're off to Endgame! Deadpool yelled before he ran off
Later folks: Kfbanime87 said with a wave at the reader
Oh, and good luck with your new clone high fic -: Deadpool said, as he walked back into the office
BANG!
Before he was shot with a shotgun, causing a hole to appear in his chest
Ur, eh, dummy up, you dummy! Kfbanime87 yelled, as he pumped his shotgun, while doing a JFK imitation
Later folks: P.O.M said with a chuckle at this
