Fox sniffed as he was drifting off into space. "But Fox you promised we would grow old together."

"Krystal, why did you leave me?" Fox cried and started to whine like a kit. He caressed his picture of Krystal gently. "Oh Krystal why did I have to kick you off the team" still caressing the picture.

"I'm done with this world!" Fox cried as he went at full speed to the nearest planet. He collided into a truck almost about to hit two children running. Luckily, the kids were okay as he saw a blue and red figure with a white box swinging by. The vulpine ejected himself from the cockpit.

"What the hell is that thing?!"

"Some kind of freak."

"Huh? I'm surrounded by weird flesh alien creature things."

"Hey buddy you watch what you're saying" a guy pushed the vulpine.

"Hey man, watch it! He might have radioactive shit on him."

"Looks like one of those freaks that like to dress up as animals."

"Dressing up as animals? What the hell kind of planet am I on?" Fox thought to himself as he tried to hide. He found a door near a dumpster. An obese man walked out the door and slammed it in Fox's face. The obese man took a cigarette out and dropped it when his eyes met Fox.

"Hey-a Boss we have a live Ingredient in the-a restaurant"

"Smiley, what did I tell you about having too much wine."

"I can't-a help that I'm an addict."

"Smiley, we can't serve a human fox. It's unethical to customers."

"Parker, you finally made a delivery on time."

"Thank you, Mr. Aziz. Fortunately, the lady at the front desk didn't mind that I was a few seconds late due to what had happened with the truck and the aircraft."

"Parker, we got a little situation on our hands here." Said Mr Aziz

"What is it, Mr Aziz?"

"Who is Saleem?" Fox asked.

"None of your-a business." Smiley said as he snatched Saleem's deportation notice.

"My father is deceased, and my mother is as well. My blue waifu left me for a jungle cat."

"Damn that's a crazy story but I don't remember asking unless it involves pizza." said Peter.

"I miss my blue goddess."

"Shut the hell up"

"Anyway, I need to go. Can you pay me in advance? I'm past rent."

"Yeah sure man" he rang up the register and gave him his cut. Peter left. Fox hid in his backpack when he wasn't looking.

"Hey what's this?" Smiley said as he heard a ringing on some kind of device. "Hello? Joe's Pizza?"

"Fox I need your help, My team and I are being ravaged and we desperately need your help."

"Sorry we don't take spam calls and especially not from the likes of your kind."

"Do you know who I am? I am Krystal, one of the last Cerinian survivors. I will not be insulted by the likes of you. Now, I need Fox McCloud."

"I have never heard of him nor am I interested in any weird role-playing scenarios you may be involved in. This is a pizza restaurant, and we do not tolerate spam calls." Smiley hung up.

"What was that all about?" Asked Mr Aziz.

"I think it was one of Pizza Yurt's goons. Why don't I ruffle them up a bit." Smiley said as he cracked his knuckles.

"No, not now; but I sense a war is brewing, and this is just the beginning."

"Man it's stuffy in here"

Peter put his backpack down as he walked into the daily bugle building.

"Dogs throwing frisbees, a couple of ex geezers playing chess, pigeons?! I don't pay you to be a sensitive artist Parker I pay you to get me pictures of that wall crawling menace!"

"But Mr Jameson I was just wondering maybe we could show-"

"The crash at Central Park that would make a great headline how about Spider-Menace orchestrates Central Park alien attack! Yes that would make the charts."

"But Mr Jameson-"

"Parker! I need those pictures right away or you're fired!"

"I'm on it, hey could you pay me in advance?"

Jameson laughed a godly laugh that unknowingly destroyed the capital of the Lylat system.

"How much?"

"300"

"that's outrageous! done"

"Hey Pete, chin up." Betty Brant while making a chin joke.

"Peter grabbed his backpack and went on his scooter home. He fumbled with the keys and eventually got in.

"Surpise!"

"Well say something" said Peter's elderly Aunt May.

"What's the occasion?" Fox couldn't take it anymore and got out of the backpack. As he gasped for air. Mary Jane Watson screamed and Aunt May had a heart attack.

"Aunt May?!"

"What the hell is that thing?!" Shouted Harry Osborne, Peter's childhood best friend.

"We need to call an ambulance, Aunt May is down!"