"Hello" - (Normal talking)
"What happened?" - (Thoughts)
"What do I do?" - (Flashback)
{"Hey, can you hear me?"} - (Communication)
":Now arriving at our destination:" - (Another Language)
"Hello everyone" - (Reading)
"\Prepare for departure\" - (Radio and TV)
"Rasengan" - (Techniques)
opening by Neostardustdragin101
Living on the edge
Fighting crime, spinning webs
A wep spread out several silhouettes laying throughout it as a figure stands alone.
Swinging from the highest ledge
He can leap above our heads
A figure swings through the night sky as the police turn in their direction
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
He wings over a cap catching the children's attention as they look up through the skylight
Villians on the rise
And the city's victimized
A man and his daughter walk by a stop at a crosswalk and the daughter pointing upwards with excitement.
Several newspapers show articles and display Naruto as Spiderman fighting off against the various villains.
Looking up with no surprise
Arriving in the speed of time
Naruto swings through the colorful rooftops of the city, his Spider emblem appearing on several buildings.
A spider web spreads out showing Naruto living his life as Naruto Uzumaki and Spiderman a black ooze spreading out.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Tsunade Senju turns around holding a first aid kit .
Lee, Shikamaru and Choji together outside of school.
Spectacular, Spectacular Spider-Man
Spectacular, Spectacular Spider-Man
Kushina and Minato smile and wave.
Naruto stands on the rooftop pulling his mask over his head as he jumps downward from the top of the skyscraper.
Spectacular, Spectacular Spider-Man
Naruto stands on a skyscraper while a portal opens behind him and Peter B Parker, Miles Morales, Peni Parker, Noir, and Spider Hamm and finally Gwen appear behind him
(With Naruto)
Naruto was sitting on a rooftop, looking around at the city below, as the sun set behind him, before he sighed as he looked at the sky.
"Well, I'm obviously not in Kansas anymore," Naruto said to himself, before he looked at a newspaper he had lifted from a trash bin nearby.
Thanks to this newspaper, he at least knew this city was called New York. But what shocked him, was that wherever he was, they had a Spider Man that had just recently died.
"That really puts this whole not a game thing into perspective" Naruto thought, as he bundled up the paper and threw it away, before standing up. "Ok, I need a plan of some sort, or at least some sort of guidance while I'm here, wherever I am" he thought to himself, before he felt his spider sense go off, getting his attention.
He then looked down the street, and saw what looked like a figure in what seemed like a Spider Man Halloween costume, web slinging with an unconscious man on his back, while some police cars were in pursuit of them.
"….well, it's not guidance, but it's something to do. So I'll take it" Naruto said with a sigh, before he jumped off the rooftop and quickly swung after the figure.
He soon caught up with the figure. and swung up next to him.
"Oi, pull over! Let's see your web slinging permit!" Naruto yelled at the figure.
The figure looked at Naruto and looked surprised at this. "What the heck?!" he yelled in surprise, before he slammed into a light post, causing him to drop the man on his back.
Naruto quickly landed on the light post and shot some webs at the falling man and caught him, before he looked at the young man, hugging the light post. "I'm gonna guess you're new at this?" he asked with a chuckle, as he held the web holding the man that he dropped.
"Uh, what gave me away?" the young man said with a sheepish deep tone, trying to sound older than he looked.
"The fact you have the cops after you, and you can't swing worth a damn" Naruto said, as he pulled the tied up man up, which caused the man to groan, as Naruto pulled on him.
"Ugh, what happened?" he asked as he held his head.
"Don't worry citizen, you're safe from the enthusiastic newbie," Naruto said with an audible smile on his face.
"What the heck? Are you from this dimension too?" the older man asked.
"Dimension? Is that why this city isn't New Tokyo? Am I in Rick and Morty's universe?" Naruto asked, surprised at the fact that he was in a completely different dimension.
"That answers that. Look kid, let me go, I'm a variant of you. The names Peter B Parker" the older man said
"Oh I would, but the cops are coming. So let's get to a safe location first. Are you good to follow newbie?" Naruto asked the younger Spider Man.
"Yeah, I should be able to," the young man said with a deep voice.
"…….pro tip, if you're gonna use a fake voice, lead with it, don't use it after you meet someone" Naruto said with a chuckle, before he jumped onto a nearby rooftop, pulling Peter with him.
"Hey, will you get me loose? This webbing is more sticky then I'm used to" Peter asked, as he struggled a bit to get loose.
"Yea, yea. Sorry about that, I use my mystic powers to make the webbing stickier, depending on if it's needed" Naruto said, as he focused and a moment later, the webs around Peter quickly became brittle and broke easily.
"Mystical? Wait, you're a magic Spider Man?" the young man asked curiously, as he climbed up to the rooftop as Peter got up.
"Uh, yea. Isn't every Spider Man?" Naruto asked curiously.
"Kid, there's no such thing as magic. It's just science that we don't understand yet" Peter said with a chuckle, as he dusted himself off.
"Before we get into this debate old man, how about intros?" Naruto asked, as he lowered his hoodie and removed his mask. "The names Naruto Uzumaki, resident Spider Man of New Tokyo as of nine months ago" he said with a smile and a wave.
"Oh jeez, a teen and a Rookie?" Peter asked with a groan, at seeing Naruto and how young he was.
"Wait, New Tokyo? So your city is a mix of New York and Tokyo, like that Big Hero 6 film" the young man asked with wide eyes.
"Well, what about you? How long have you been Spider Man, old timer? A week?" Naruto asked with a smirk, as he pointed at his fat belly.
"Twenty years actually, and that's just from the dimensional travel whiskers" Peter said, as he rolled his eyes at this.
"Uh huh, yea, sure it is. I can smell pepperoni on your breath, old man" Naruto said with a knowing smirk, before he looked at the young man. "What about you? What's your name?"
The young man removed his mask, showing he had dark skin and short black hair. "I'm Miles Morales, and I got my powers, um, a few days ago" he said with a nervous chuckle.
Naruto blinked at this, while Peter groaned again, as he slapped his forehead, before dragging it down his face.
"Oh, wow. You're a freshly hatched spider, aren't you?" Naruto asked with a chuckle.
"Well, at least you're better than him," Peter said with a sigh, as he looked at Miles.
"Hey, from what I saw, he was trying to save your knocked out butt, while avoiding the police. So watch it, old man" Naruto said with a frown at this.
"Yeah, cause he knocked me out" Peter said, gesturing at Miles.
"Him? He looks like he doesn't know how to throw a punch" Naruto said, as he looked at Miles with a raised eyebrow.
"Um, I kinda shocked him. But I don't know how" Miles said, as he held out his hands.
"…..cool! It's like having a built-in taser!" Naruto said with a smile at Miles.
"Look, as fun as it is to hear you two geek out, I need to figure out what happened and how me and you were dragged here" Peter said, getting their attention.
"Oh, it was probably because of Kingpin's collider going off, right before the other you….." Miles was saying, before he went silent and frowned.
"Wait, his name is actually Kingpin? Oh, does he look like a pin and wear a crown?" Naruto asked with a grin.
"Think Yakuza boss, kid" Peter said with a sigh at this, as he figured if there was a Kingpin in Naruto's dimension, he would be more like a Yakuza.
"Ah, got it," Naruto said with a thumbs up.
"Ok kid, let's hear what happened" Peter said, as he looked at Miles.
"Hey, can we hear this while we get something to eat? I'm starving" Naruto said with a frown.
"Sure, I know a burger place nearby. It's the best place in Brooklyn" Miles said with a grin, as he led the way.
"Brooklyn? Is that anything like Daikanyama?" Naruto asked curiously, as he and Peter followed Miles.
(Later)
The three Spider Men were sitting in the burger place, and thankfully Naruto's outfit's hoodie helped him stay hidden, while Peter had a trench coat on, hiding his own suit.
"These burgers aren't bad, but I prefer ramen," Naruto said, as he ate his burger.
"I'm gonna guess your dimensions currency is yen, and not dollars?" Miles asked, as he took out his wallet.
"I'm afraid so, sorry," Naruto said with a frown.
"So this dimension of me gave you a flashdrive to deal with Kingpin's collider. But instead of dealing with it, you ran off?" Peter asked, as he drank his milkshake.
"Well, yea. The kid just watched Spider Man get killed, after all. He's lucky that he got away from that henchman chasing after him" Naruto said, as he ate some fries.
"Kid? I'm 15" Miles said with a frown.
"And I'm 16, almost 17, so I out rank you" Naruto said with a smile
"While I out rank you both, as I'm 34" Peter said with a smug look and tone.
"…..let's mutiny" Naruto whispered to Miles, who snorted at this before smiling.
Peter's eyebrow twitched at this, before he composed himself. "Anyway, since you trashed the flash drive thanks to your electric attack, me and the Neo Tokyo Spidey here will have to go to the lab this dimensions Spider Man got it from, and make a new one" he said, as he finished his food.
"And do you happen to know where this lab could be? For all we know, it's in Alaska" Naruto said.
"It's easy to look up, thanks to the fact that this dimension is similar to my own," Peter said with a smile, as he got up and walked towards the exit.
"Oi, wait for me, old man!" Naruto yelled out, as he ran after Peter.
"Hey, both of you wait up! I want one of you to train me!" Miles yelled, as he left some money on the table, before he ran after them.
"Train you?" Naruto asked curiously, as Miles caught up with them as they walked down the street.
"Yea, that's not happening, kid. We need to get home, not teach you how to throw your life away" Peter said nonchalantly.
Naruto frowned at this, along with Miles. "You do realize that he has spider powers, and that this dimension will need a Spider Man, if we actually do get back to our homes, right?" he asked with a flat tone.
Peter blinked at this, before he looked at Naruto with an annoyed look on his face, clearly not happy with Naruto.
"Plus, you two will need a guide while in this dimension. So why not teach me a few things while you're here, and I'll help you?" Miles asked, as he held up his phone, which showed an image of a laboratory.
"Heh, the kids got you there, old m -" Naruto was saying, before he suddenly started to flash and jerk around, while yelling in pain.
"Hey whiskers, are you -" Peter was saying, before he also started to jerk and yell in pain, while his body flashed.
Miles looked panicked at this, as some people paused at seeing this happening. "Uh, my boys are working on a new routine for seizure awareness" Miles said with a nervous chuckle.
The people all nodded at this, before they kept on walking, while Peter and Naruto stopped shaking and flashing.
"Ok, what the heck was that?" Naruto panted, as he slowly got up.
"Well, if I had to guess, I'm thinking that it's our bodies rejecting being in this dimension," Peter said, as he too got up.
"Well, that's just peachy," Naruto said with a sarcastic tone.
"Do you know how long you guys have?" Miles asked curiously.
"No idea. But if I had to guess, it's probably gonna get worse the longer we stay here. So we better get moving, so let's hear where this lab is, kid" Peter said, as he looked at Miles.
"Well, we're gonna need to take a bus….unless your feeling up to giving me a crash course on web swinging instead" Miled said pausing for a moment, before smiling hopefully at Peter.
"Bus it is" Peter said, as he led the way to a nearby bus station.
"Boo! You suck! Get off the stage!" Naruto yelled, as he gave Peter a thumbs down.
Miles laughed at this, while Peter's eyebrow twitched violently, as he and the two teens walked into the bus station.
(Sometime later)
It was now morning and the three Spider Men were now sitting in the back of the bus, as it made its way outside the city and through the forest.
As the bus made its way to its destination, Naruto was talking to Miles, giving him some tips on being Spider Man
"So, when I fight bad guys, I make fun of them, right?" Miles asked curiously.
"Oh, sure. It makes the enemy sloppy when they react. Plus, it can be funny as hell, right old man?" Naruto asked with a grin at Peter.
"I spent many years testing comebacks on my foes and got hurt for it, so I would be careful who you antagonize, kid" Peter said, as he shook his head at this.
"Wow. Way to be a buzzkill, old man" Naruto said with a sigh at this.
"We're coming up on our stop" Miles said, as he held up his phone, which showed a GPS map on its screen.
"Ok, let's do this kids" Peter said, before he stood up as the bus slowed to a stop.
"You keep calling me kid, and I'm gonna get really annoying, old man" Naruto said, as he and Miles followed Peter out of the bus.
"Oh please, I have years of analysis under my belt -" Peter was saying, before he was cut off.
"I'm hungry. I want a hamburger. No wait, a cheeseburger. Oh and a juice box, along with an ice cream and some ram -" Naruto was saying in a whiney voice, before he was cut off.
"Point made, you little smart alec!" Peter yelled, as his eyebrow twitched violently at this.
Naruto snickered at this, feeling pretty proud of himself for getting under Peter's skin, while Miles giggled slightly, as they walked through the forest.
Soon enough, they were within eyeshot of the laboratory, as the three Spider Men put on their outfits….with Miles adding something extra to his.
"That's a no on a cape" Peter said, as he grabbed it and pulled it off Miles' back.
"I think it's cool," Miles said with an annoyed tone.
"Spider Man doesn't wear a cape, kid" Peter said, as he bundled it up and tossed it away.
"Yea, I'm not one to agree with the old man, but there is a list of reasons why a cape is a bad idea, Miles," Naruto said, putting on his hoodie after his mask.
"And those are?" Miles asked curiously,
"Well, an enemy can grab it, it can get caught on things while swinging, it can choke you if caught on something -" Naruto was listing off, before he was interrupted.
"Ok, ok, I get it" Miles said with a sigh, as he couldn't fault these reasons.
"Ok kids, here's the plan: we sneak in, we get to the main lab and get the information we need on a flash drive. Then we grab a bagel and get out of here" Peter said, as he climbed up a tree and looked at the lab.
"Sounds good to me. Though I'll take a doughnut instead" Naruto said with a nod at this.
"You think they have pop tarts?" Miles asked curiously as he climbed up the tree
"Let's focus on our way in first, kid" Peter said, as he looked at the lab, looking for an opportunity.
"I spy an opportunity" Naruto said, as he pointed at what looked like several scientists in lab coats approaching the lab.
"Okay, let's go Pinky. We can take them out and take their coats and infiltrate the lab" Peter said, as he took off, swinging from the trees as he did.
"Oi! If anything, you're Pinky, while I'm The Brain!" Naruto yelled after him, as he took off swinging after him.
Miles shook his head at this, as he followed after them on the ground.
Naruto and Peter landed on a tree branch, and waited for the approaching scientists to approach. And when they were close enough, they both fired their webs at them, capturing them and pulling them both up to them.
"Sorry, but your coat is a fashion emergency" Naruto said with a snarky tone, before he slugged his scientist in the face, knocking him out.
Peter chuckled at this, as he slammed his two scientists heads together, knocking them out.
"So, Spider Man should have stealth skills too" Miles said, as he took notes as he watched this.
"Here kid, put this on and lose the mask for now" Peter said, as he threw Miles a lab coat.
"Here, put on this guy's sunglasses, so you're not recognizable though," Naruto said, as he threw Miles a pair of sunglasses, while putting on his own pair, after putting on his own lab coat.
"Ok you two, follow me. Just stay casual and try not to draw attention to yourselves" Peter said, as he put on his own sunglasses, before they all started to walk towards the lab.
As they walked towards it, a security guard looked at them and Peter held up his ID badge, which caused the guard to wave them all in.
"Wow, it's that easy?" Miles whispered to them.
"Not always, but most guards half ass their job, but don't always depend on that" Peter whispered back, as he led the way through the lab.
As they walked, Naruto paused as his Spider Sense slightly buzzed, as he locked eyes with a blonde haired teen girl, who was wearing a lab coat of her own.
"Oi, check out the intern later, kid" Peter whispered, as Miles pushed him along.
"Hey, my Spider Sense was trying to tell me something. I have some professionalism, old man" Naruto whispered back, as he turned back to look back at the girl, but saw that she was gone.
"Yea, yea. It's called puberty and I'm not getting into it kid, now come on" Peter said, as he led Naruto and Miles into the back office.
"This looks like the kind of place where important computer stuff would be kept," Miles said, as he looked around the office.
"I'll take your word for it, since I have zero tech experience" Naruto said, as he looked around.
"……hands in pockets then, whiskers" Peter said after a brief pause at this.
Naruto made a mocking face at this, before they all stiffened as their Spider Sense went off.
"Someone is coming," Naruto said, as he looked at the door.
"What do we do?" Miles asked in a panic.
"Uh Miles, where are you?" Peter asked, as he noticed that Miles wasn't in the room.
"What do you mean? I'm right here" Miles' voice said, as Naruto and Peter looked around for him.
Naruto soon paused, as he bumped into Miles, making him flicker into view. "Oh man, you can turn invisible too? What, are you part chameleon too? No fair" Naruto said with a pout.
"Wow, it must be a fight or flight response" Peter said, as he waved his hand in front of Miles.
"Um, what does that mean?" Miles asked curiously.
"I think it reacted to your want to not be seen, when you felt danger" Naruto said, trying to simplify it for Miles.
Peter looked at the door, as his Spider Sense went off again.
"Miles, you try and download what we need to the flash drive, while me and the old man play distraction" Naruto said quickly, as he put on his mask after ripping off his lab coat and sunglasses.
"I'm not an old man, you brat - oh, hey!" Peter was saying with a growl at Naruto, before a woman in a lab coat with glasses and large frazzled looking hair entered the office.
"Spider Man? Two of you?" the woman asked, looking at Peter, before she looked at Naruto and more surprise filled her tone.
"Uh, yeah, that's me. Although, this isn't exactly my dimension. Are you familiar with New Tokyo?" Naruto asked with a sheepish chuckle.
"Fascinating. I'm assuming you're from an Earth that is a mix of New York and Tokyo" the woman said excitedly, as she approached Naruto and pulled him to sit in a chair, along with Peter.
While she started to talk and examine them, Miles snuck past her to the nearby computer and started to try and get the information they needed onto a flash drive, but he was having trouble.
"Hmmmm. You seem to be slightly more pudgy, most likely a result of switching dimensions" the woman said, as she examined Peter.
"Uh, sure" Peter said with a chuckle, while Naruto snickered at this.
"Hmmm, I'm not getting any radiation signals from you, like I am from this Spider Man" the woman said with a cocked eyebrow, as she looked at Naruto while her drone scanned him.
"Well, yea. I'm magic based" Naruto said with a smile.
"Magic? Fascinating. I suppose a magic based Spider Man is a possibility in the multiverse" the woman said with a shrug, as she decided not to question this.
As she talked to Naruto, Peter saw that Miles was not making any progress at all with trying to get what they needed from the computer.
"Say, uh doc, what got you into this line of business?" Peter asked her, trying to buy more time.
"Uh, yea. I mean, from what we heard, the guy paying the bills isn't exactly right in the head" Naruto said with a nod at this.
Before the woman could respond, both Peter and Naruto started to flash and twitch, as they started to convulse again for a few moments, before they stopped.
"Hmmm. I see that your molecular integrity is slowly breaking down, and eventually, you will both break down completely. Oh, I can't wait to watch" the woman said with an unsettling smile at them.
"Uh…..what did you say your name was?" Peter asked, as he had a really bad feeling.
The woman dropped her lab coat, revealing her green spandex suit, which soon showed what looked like four mechanical arms, which lifted her up, as she put on some high tech goggles, before doing her hair into a bun.
"Oh yes, how rude of me. The name is Olivia Octavius" the woman said with a smirk.
Naruto's eyes widened at the name Octavius, before one of the arms grabbed him and slammed him into his chair. "Hey! I ain't no schoolgirl, so back off!" he yelled at her, as he put on his mask, before he slid under her attacking arms.
"Amusing" Doc Ock said with a scoff at this, as Naruto moved to behind her desk, where Miles was grabbing the computer tower and monitor.
"We don't need the monitor, Miles!" Naruto yelled, as he jumped around Ock's tentacles, before he shot some webs at Ock, distracting her.
"I'm gonna guess that your friends call you Doc Ock" Peter said with a groan at this.
"Actually, my enemies call me Doc Ock" she said with a smile at this, before she attacked them.
"Whiskers, take the newborn and -" Peter was saying, before he was slammed against the wall by one of Ock's arms.
"Oh? There is a third one of you? What universe is he from, I wonder" Ock asked with a grin, as she turned her head, and saw her computer being carried off by what looked like nothing.
"Oi, mind your business, you quack!" Naruto yelled, as he shot at Ock and slugged her in the face, before one of her arms grabbed him, and slammed him into the wall next to Peter.
"Woah, you hit a woman?" Peter asked in shock, as he struggled to get loose.
"In a fight, that chivalry crap will get you killed. Now let's have at it, you quack!" Naruto said to Peter, before he slammed his fists into the glass wall behind them, freeing him and Peter.
"Hey, I said to run, whiskers!" Peter yelled at Naruto, as he and the blonde ran down the hallway.
"Then you better be behind me old man, and get your mask on!" Naruto yelled, as he webbed some of Ock's arms to the wall, before he took off after Miles.
"If you think you're getting - mmmph!" Ock was saying, before Naruto webbed up her face and ran off.
"Save it for your next class, ya quack!" Naruto yelled at her, before he ran off with Peter right behind him.
Ock's eyebrow twitched at this, before she freed her arms and ripped the webs off her mouth as she took off after them.
"You really know how to tick off the enemy, huh?" Miles asked, as he became visible.
"It's a gift, what can I say," Naruto said with a grin, as they all ran past the blonde girl, who blinked in surprise at seeing them, before she looked determined at seeing them.
The three Spider Men burst into the cafeteria, where they saw a bunch of people in lab coats, who all looked at them.
"Oh good, I can grab my doughnut before we leave," Naruto said happily.
Before they could even move though, all the people in lab coats pulled out what looked like blasters and took aim at them.
"Cheese it!" Naruto yelled, as he grabbed a doughnut and ran off towards the balcony window.
"Get him! He stole the last chocolate doughnut!" one of the scientists yelled, as they all opened fire on the Spider Men, as they all ran out to the balcony.
"Oi! Watch where you're shooting! I need this face, as it's the only thing left of me that's still handsome" Peter yelled, as he threw a bagel at one of the scientists, nailing him in the head.
"Quit living in denial, and run old man!" Naruto yelled, as he jumped off the balcony and swung off into the forest.
Peter's eyebrow twitched at this, before he and Miles jumped off the balcony and swung after him.
"Hey, a little help here!" Miles yelled, as he struggled to hold onto the computer, as he swung with one free arm.
"Remember to keep a rhythm!" Naruto yelled, as he swung next to Miles and grabbed the side of the computer to help Miles.
Miles nodded at this, as he and Naruto worked together to web swing and get the computer out of here.
But suddenly, Miles was hit by one of Ock's arms, making him get tangled up in his web and to drop the computer.
"I'll be taking that!" Ock yelled, as several of her arms went to grab the falling computer.
"Like hell, you hag!" Naruto yelled, as he shot himself at the computer.
Ock's eyebrow twitched quite violently at this. "I'm in my 20s, you brat!!!" she yelled, as she went to attack Naruto, who grabbed the computer and dodged her arms.
"Oh god, really? What have you been doing to look so bad? You do know that drugs and smoking are bad, m'kay?" Naruto said with a mocking tone, as he avoided Ock's arms.
Peter snorted at this, but Ock backhanded him into a tree with her arms at this.
"A temper is not attractive at your age, Ba Chan," Naruto said with a sing-song tone, as he landed on a tree branch.
"Your next, you little -" Ock was yelling, before she was kicked in the back of the head by a figure swinging into her, sending her flying and making her slam into a tree, before slamming into the snow below, knocked out.
Naruto's eyes widened at this, as what looked like a female figure in a costume landed on a tree branch across from him. She was wearing a white hooded suit with the bottom half of the suit mostly comprised of black markings, as well as the interior of the hood and her forearms having a pink and teal webbing pattern. She wore a mask with pink, emotive rims, that is separate from the suit.
The figure then stood up and took off her mask, showing she was the blonde teen from the lab.
"Gwanda?" Miles asked in surprise, as he still hung in his webs.
"It's Gwen, actually. I'm from another universe, like you lot" she said, as she gestured to Naruto and Peter.
"Gwen Stacy? Huh" Peter said in surprise, as he looked up at Gwen, after recovering from his fall thanks to Ock's attack.
"Not yours" Gwen said, as she shook her head at Peter.
"Ah, right, right" Peter said, as he nodded at this.
"We should get out of here before she wakes up, or those guys with the blasters catch up" Miles said, as he got himself loose from his webs.
"Ah, let her sleep. She needs an afternoon nap at her age" Naruto said, as he waved his hand dismissively.
"Not bad, whiskers. You really had her at her wits end" Gwen said, as she put her mask back on, as they all swung off into the forest.
Naruto smiled brightly at this, trying not to blush at her praise, as he and Miles followed her, carrying the computer between them.
"Hey, why can she call you whiskers, but when I do it, you give me attitude?" Peter asked, as he caught up with the three teens.
"B-because!" Naruto stuttered out in a panic at being called out.
Peter smirked at this beneath his mask. "Oh, does someone have a crush on Spider Woman?" he asked teasingly in a low voice, so that only Naruto could hear him.
Naruto said nothing to this, as they all approached the bus stop.
(Sometime later on the bus)
The three teens and one adult were all sitting at the back of the bus, as it made its way back to the city. They all had their masks off and had just finished explaining their backstories to Gwen, after she had explained her own and how she ended up in this dimension.
"Wait, so Miles is who made your hair that way?" Naruto asked curiously, as he looked at Gwen's hair, which was shorter on one side.
"Yes" Gwen said, as she looked at Miles with a firm look.
"I already said that I'm sorry dozens of times," Miles said, as he rubbed the back of his head.
"For what? I think it makes you look great, nothing better than a look that's unique" Naruto said with a smile.
Gwen blinked at this in surprise, before she chuckled at this and looked at Naruto. "I suppose that's a fair stance to take, considering you rock whisker marks and look cool with them, so thanks" she said, before she went to looking outside the window, with a small smile on her face.
Naruto smiled at this, before he looked at Miles, who gave him a thumbs up and a smile back.
Peter chuckled and shook his head at this, as he had to admit that Naruto had talent at sweet talking girls.
(Later that night)
It was now night and the group was now in Queen's in front of a house, where there were a bunch of flowers and memorials in front of it.
"Uh, not that I'm not happy to show respect where needed, but where are we?" Naruto asked curiously, as he looked at Gwen, who had led them here.
"This is the best place to seek help" Gwen said, as she approached the door, but paused and looked at them, seeing Peter wasn't moving. "Oi, are you coming or what?" she asked Peter.
"Uh, I'm not exactly excited to be doing this," Peter said with a nervous tone.
"So, who exactly is gonna help us?" Miles asked with a raised eyebrow.
"This is Peter Parker's Aunt May's house. She should be able to help us….hopefully" Gwen said, as she rang the doorbell.
"Ah, so like bachan Tsunade," Naruto said with a smile.
Miles giggled at this, getting looks from everyone. "Her name is a pun on the word tsundere" he said with a sheepish grin, as he rubbed the back of his head.
Gwen rolled her eyes at this, while Peter looked clueless at this.
"……oh wow, I never noticed that. I'm so grilling her about this, when I get back home" Naruto said with a big smile at this.
After a few minutes, the door opened to reveal an elderly woman.
"Look people, I appreciate the sentiment, but it's late and -" the woman was saying, before she froze as she saw Peter standing there, who was rubbing his arm awkwardly.
"Uh, hey Aunt May" Peter said, as May walked over to Peter and started to poke him and pull on his face, to see if he was real.
"Peter, is that really you? No, you're not my Peter, but you are Peter" Aunt May said, as she looked Peter in the eyes.
"Sorry miss, but he's from another dimension, along with me and the blonde" Gwen said as she pointed at Naruto who waved
Aunt May looked at them all, before she saw Miles, who was shuffling his feet awkwardly.
"Um, I was there when our Peter died," Miles said nervously.
"And what dimension are you from?" Aunt May asked him.
"This one, ma'am. He was helping me, when he got killed" Miles said, while he looked at the ground.
Everyone looked at Miles at this and said nothing, as Aunt May looked at Miles
"Hey, don't blame yourself. Peter died doing what he wanted to do, saving people. Plus, you're obviously here trying to do something for him. So how can I help?" Aunt May asked the group with a smile.
"Listen, did Peter have a place where we could make another one of these?" Naruto asked, as he held up a flash drive that was fried.
Aunt May took it from Naruto, and looked it over. "Huh, a goober, follow me" she said firmly, as she led the way into her house, with the others following her.
Soon, she led them to the backyard in front of a shed, which opened up after May placed her hand on the keypad.
"OK, there's no way you're Peter was able to make this because this is Tony Stark level" Peter said
"Really, Peter is a famous scientist, and he works with the Fantastic Four" May said with a wide grin, as she led them inside
"Damn, Parker pride" Peter grumbled, as they all followed her into the shed.
They all stood on an elevator, which lowered them down into a big room full of gadgets, vehicles and what looked like booths full of different Spider Man outfits
"Whoa" Miles said with wide eyes, as he looked at all the tech and gear, as the elevator reached the bottom.
"Dude, this looks awesome," Naruto said as he ran in, and looked around.
"Eh, mine was something like this. But take away the plane, the jeep and imagine it way smaller. Imagine a futon" Peter said.
"This has me beat! My base is a rooftop corner with a gargoyle I talk to" Naruto said, as he sat in the driver's seat of what looked like a Spider Buggy.
"Hey Pete, this one has a cape," Miles said with a smug grin, as he pointed at a costume on display.
Peter chuckled at this as he shook his head, before he felt his spider sense go off and he looked up at the ceiling, where he saw some shadowy figures.
Miles, Naruto and Gwen also looked up and saw the shadowy figures.
"You guys didn't think you were the only ones to show up, did you?" Aunt May asked with a smile, as she looked up at the ceiling
"Heya fellas" a spider man wearing a coat and a hat said as he waved at them, as his coat moved like it was being blown by wind
"How is his coat waving inside? Peter asked finding this odd
"What I wanna know is where's the wind coming from? We're in the basement" Gwen said.
"Wherever I go, the wind follows. And the wind, it smells like rain" the man said.
"Woah ho ho! A Noir Spider Man!" Naruto yelled with a smile.
"Noir? I like that. Call me Peter Parker" the Spider Man said with a nod at Naruto.
"Hey guys! Konichiwa!" a girl's voice yelled, as what looked like a Spider mech dropped down to them, before what looked like a teen girl jumped out of the mech, and waved at them.
"Oh cool, another Japan variant like me, but that one has a robot" Naruto said with a smile at the teen girl
"I also have a psychic link with it We're best friends forever. Names Peni Parker" the girl said with a smile at them.
"Ah, so basically a mixture of Eva and Gundam, got it," Naruto said with a nod.
"Hey! Do I look like a depressed pilot to you?" Peni asked with a scowl.
"Give it time," Naruto said with a grin at this.
"So cool" Miles said as he looked at Peni's mech with an excited smile.
Peni froze at this, before she smiled and looked at Miles with hearts in her eyes.
"This could literally not get any weirder" Peter said with a deadpan.
"It can get weirder" as what looked like an anthropomorphic pig wearing a Spider Man costume said, as he walked over to them covered in water, as he held out a hand to them. "I just washed my hands. That's why they're wet. No other reason. And the name is Peter Porker" he said with a friendly tone.
Everyone's spider sense then went off, causing their eyes to widen. "You're like me," they all said together.
The three new spiders told their origin stories to the others.
"So, what should we call you two, since you're both Peter's?" Miles asked, as he looked at Noir and Hamm curiously.
"I like Noir, so call me that" Noir said, as he nodded at Naruto in thanks for the nickname.
"You all can call me Hamm, so we can avoid confusion" Hamm said with a smile, as he gave them a thumbs up.
"Well, there goes my idea of calling you Spider Pig," Naruto said with a shrug, causing Miles and Gwen to snicker at this.
"Hey, why does the outfit on your nose move at times?" Peter asked curiously.
"He's from a universe that's the equivalent of cartoons, that's why" Naruto said with a roll of his eyes, as it was kinda obvious why that was the case.
"I'm just wondering why me and blonde are here, since it sounds like the Peter of this universe was put inside this machine that brought us all here. But we're not named Peter Parker or in any way related to him" Gwen said.
"I think he summoned Spider Men, not Peter's," Miles said.
"That's a sound hypothesis, watashi no ai (my love)" Peni said with a smile at miles
Naruto blinked at this, before he chuckled as he recognized what Peni called Miles.
"What? What did she say?" Miles asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Focus, newbie. We need to focus on what we're gonna do to save your dimension, and get us all home" Noir said firmly as he pointed at miles.
"Yes sir" Miles said with a quick nod, as everyone started to talk and exchange information.
P.O.M and Kfbanime87 were sat at their desks, when, like a bad cold that keeps on returning
We are sex Bob bomb! Deadpool yelled, as he barged into the room with a pair of drumsticks
Kfbanime87 chuckled at this and shook his head. Let me guess, you're excited for the Scott Pilgrim anime? he asked
You bet I am! They have the entire live action cast back for this! Deadpool yelled
Wait, they're doing what now? P.O.M asked in shock
Yup, they are doing an anime that follows the comic and the live action movie cast are coming back for it: Kfbanime87 said with a smile
Oi! Are you gonna continue your Scott Pilgrim fic - ow! Deadpool was asking, before he was shot with a shotgun
My old co author on that is too busy! Get off my back! Kfbanime87 yelled, as he pumped his shotgun
But I'm not on your back, I'm standing in front of you: Deadpool said with a teasing tone
Kfbanime87 raised his shotgun to fire again, but P.O.M placed his hand on his shoulder
You know, I know enough to help you with that fic, if you want -: P.O.M was saying, before getting cut off
I'm not worthy! Kfbanime87 yelled, as he bowed to P.O.M repeatedly
P.O.M chuckled at this, before he held out his hand and looked away from Kfbanime87
See ya later folks. See you at P.O.M's Pokemon fanfic: Deadpool said, as he waved at the reader
