Part 1: LETS GET INVISIBLE
WORK IN PROGRESS
Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves a huge emergency. We got word from Dad that Bubble Bass has escaped and he's here on this planet.
Nico: I knew we'd be going after that lardass, I just knew it!
Me: After that stunt he pulled in sharpening Margie's braces to the point that they can chew through metal, this is one thrashing I'm so going to enjoy.
Eli: Same here. But, how that lardass escape?!
Suddenly, the four large golden rings orbiting around the corners of Lincoln's large golden halo behind his head glowed and fired four beams of light which then formed a viewing window and we saw the footage at Lynn's Table: we then saw Bubble Bass signal a truck of Fizz Bomb Cola here, and he drank all the Fizz Bomb in the truck. Then, his stomach rumbled as the sound of a gun cocking was heard and he was facing the door of his cell.
STOMACH RUMBLE AND GUN COCKING!
THEN!
MONSTROUSLY LOUD BELCH!
Bubble Bass let out a monstrously loud belch and broke down the door of his cell and he escaped. The viewing window closed and the four golden halos orbiting the corners of Lincoln's large gold halo stop glowing.
Me: So, that's how he escaped.
Nico: He drank all that Fizz Bomb soda and let out that monstrously loud belch and broke down the door of his cell and escaped? Oh, that's it, we need to foolproof the cells of the jerks after we take care of that lardass.
Lincoln: We'll do just that, Nico. (Sensed for Bubble Bass) AHA! Gotcha! I just spotted Bubble Bass, that moron jerk is already 50 yards away and closing fast on us, but with his weight, it'll take a long time for him to get there.
Nico: Let's not give him an opportunity, let's ambush him.
Lincoln: With our entrance, but we got to watch it, that moron's gonna say some really horrible things about us. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Wait, hold up, I've just sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.
Nico: That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!
Suddenly, we saw a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive and came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.
Lincoln: I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!
Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now weak and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we went after Bubble Bass.
Bubble Bass was already super enraged at the humiliations that we've dealt unto him and he was already running towards us in rage, fat chance. Suddenly, the spirits of the restaurant owners appeared and they swirled around Bubble Bass and they fired energy blasts at that lard ass and sent him crashing into a wall of Starburst candy. Then, the spirits converged and a massive explosion had erupted and a Thunderbird Screech, Dragon Roar, and Phoenix Cry was heard and we appeared.
Bubble Bass: YOU!
Me: That's right, us!
Lincoln: And don't think we hadn't forgotten the fact you sharpened Margie's braces and she chewed through her chains and escaped yesterday, we swore right then and there, we'd make you pay for it. Plus, we also alerted your mother and she's got a few words to say to you, and she should be coming right now!
Suddenly, a portal opened up, and out came Bubble Bass' mother.
Bubble Bass: M-M-Mother?!
Bubble Bass' Mother: Bubble Bass, you've done some really low things in the past and Lily told me of all your times that you've been a big jerk to everyone in Bikini Bottom and The Krusty Krab. I've tried to raise you right, but it looks like you've fallen down that road and became a big jerk, now you're about to get the nastiest payback from everyone here, and I'm also going to participate in some of the humiliations as well because I've got a lot to deal unto you. But, first.
Suddenly, Bubble Bass' Mother raised her pants up even more and inhaled deeply and bloated to the size of a massive blimp, and then...!
BUBBLE BASS' MOTHER LET OUT A SUPER ASTRONOMICALLY AND MONSTROUSLY MASSIVELY LOUD BELCH ON BUBBLE BASS AND SENT HIM FLYING INTO ANOTHER WALL OF STARBURST CANDY!
Me: (EXTREMELY STUNNED) Whoa...!
Nico: (EXTREMELY STUNNED) Bubble Bass made a big mistake of making his Mama mad.
Lily: Thanks for coming, Mrs. Bass.
Bubble Bass' Mother: My pleasure, dearie.
Bubble Bass' Mother left and just in time as Bubble Bass came out.
Lincoln: And now that your mother had gotten in her first shot at you, it's our turn. (Smirks and he cracks his knuckles) Say your prayers, Bubble Butt.
We all cracked our knuckles and we approached Bubble Bass menacingly, and he gulped in fright, and then...!
WE POUNCED ON BUBBLE BASS AND PROCEEDED TO GIVE HIM THE MEANEST, NASTIEST, VILEST, AND EXTREMELY GRAPHIC BEATING OF HIS MISERABLE LIFE!
POW! WHAM! BAM! CRACK! BANG! WHACK! SLASH! CHOMP! THWACK!
Lincoln also had a flying camera recording the whole thing, and we hit him with tons of blunt objects that we got out, and Lincoln lifted tons of heavy objects in both hands or in one hand and threw them at Bubble Bass: anvils, pianos, planes, cruise ships, and even a kitchen sink!
That in turn caused tons of gold, jewels, gems, and currencies to explode out of Bubble Bass like a ton of volcanoes, and Fluttershy tied him up in poison ivy vines and he was itching like crazy.
Lincoln: Poison Ivy vines?
Fluttershy: Perfect for someone like him.
Lincoln: Awesome, Fluttershy. Now, for this!
Lincoln opened up a portal that led to a newly refurbished Bubble Bass-Proof Cell in Lynn's Table and he inhaled deeply as his lungs really expanded like crazy, and then...!
LINCOLN LET OUT A SUPER ASTRONOMICALLY AND MONSTROUSLY MASSIVELY LOUD BELCH DOWN ON BUBBLE BASS AND SENT HIM FLYING INTO THE PORTAL THAT SENT HIM INTO HIS NEWLY BUILT AND REFURBISHED BUBBLE BASS-PROOF CELL BACK IN LYNN'S TABLE AND THE PORTAL CLOSED LEAVING BUBBLE BASS RANTING IN ANGER AND RAGE!
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, and Hina are heading to Corneria, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eight girls here, but we're also going to take down Galeem, The Lord of Light, and Dharkon, The Embodiment of Chaos and Darkness and send them to The Masters of Evil.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Corneria, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eight girls here, but we're also going to take down Galeem, The Lord of Light, and Dharkon, The Embodiment of Chaos and Darkness and send them to The Masters of Evil.
Nico: Oh man, and those two were the ones responsible for the whole event in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
Lincoln: Yep, and we can't just let them leave here without a few thrashings from us.
Me: And it'll be awesome having them in The Masters of Evil.
Bayonetta: (British Accent) I agree.
Lady Palutena: Same here. We've fought against Galeem and Dharkon before, now we get to do so once more.
Lynn Sr.: I remembered Lily playing as Lincoln and when she got the final battle with those two, she took them both down.
Nicole: Me too, and it was so awesome.
Suddenly, we saw a beautiful and super sexy girl with short neck-length pink hair, pink eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has Isobu's three massive and long tails, she's dressed in green clothes, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, water, ocean waves, turtles, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Isobu the Three-Tailed Gorilla, in her right hand is a greatsword and with her are the eight girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Irina Isobu, Avatar of Isobu the Three-Tailed Turtle.
Irina Isobu: That's right, and I got the girls away from Galeem and Dharkon.
We then saw Fox McCloud and Star Fox arrive at our location.
Fox McCloud: And it's a good thing you did, because here they come now!
We then saw our targets, Galeem and Dharkon, heading right for us.
Sylvester: Well, here they come now.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: We're not letting Galeem and Dharkon continue to try and take over the universe, they're going to be condemned to eternal servitude in The Masters of Evil. Let's get them!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Demonic Bloodstained Stellar Eternal Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel of Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Justice and Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Compassion and he unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demon Knight Sparda Demonic Fang Demon Hound Greatsword of Demon Hound Darkness Justice from his back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Lynn Sr.'s team, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Galeem and Dharkon, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, Lincoln fired blasts of energy that hit Galeem and Dharkon's cores and knocked them out cold and he beamed them to The Masters of Evil's HQ, but that blast of energy he fired at their cores caused him to assimilate and acquire Galeem's Photokinesis, superhuman physical characteristics, Flight, Heliokinesis, Deconstruction, biological manipulation Absorption, Teleportation, Spatial manipulation, Ergokinesis, Manipulation, Morality Manipulation, Usage of homing attacks, Danmaku, Pseudo-Soul manipulation, Ability to mimic others' abilities, Pyrokinesis, Summoning, Ability to create forcefields, Body control, and reality warping, and Dharkon's reality warping, Umbrakinesis, Chaos and Destruction embodiment, Flight, Teleportation, Electrokinesis, Spatial tear creation, and Portal creation. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: That was a really wild battle, but we did it, we took down Galeem and Dharkon and they're now in The Masters of Evil. (To Irina Isobu) And it's so good to see you again, Irina Isobu.
Irina Isobu: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.
Lincoln went up to Irina Isobu and he hugged them, and Irina Isobu is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Irina Isobu: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories and gold halo behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Irina Isobu, Avatar of Isobu the Three-Tailed Turtle, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan, and she's the Avatar of Isobu the Three-Tailed Turtle and she's a powerful master of water, and she also knows how to use those three massive tails as powerful weapons such as using them to such as using them as whips to whip villains and even grab villains by the neck and toss them to the side or even use Frieza's torture attack on them. She's also a member of The Tailed Beast Avatar Guardian Angels of Lincoln Loud, and she and the others never show any mercy to those who dare to hurt me. She also really hates Pablo and Anderson with a blazing passion, because one day, we were having a fun time at Gus' Games and Grubs, but our date got ruined when Pablo and Anderson showed up to kill us, but Irina fired jets of water which hit those two buttfaces and they crashed into a tree. Then, I tied them up with energy ropes I fired from my angel wings, and we called the cops and told them everything that those two tried to do to us, but before the cops were about to take them away, Pablo and Anderson kicked two of the cops in their crotches and ran off. But, I fired a blast of water which knocked them down and out, and the cops grabbed them and took them away, and ever since then, Irina swore that if those two morons tried to kill me again, she would send them sinking into the waters of Lake Huron.
Eli: Those goddamn buttfaces!
Nico: Messing with someone who's the Avatar of The Three-Tailed Turtle always ends in a washout, but kicking two cops in their crotches and running off like that, that's on a whole new scale of stupid.
Me: Big time.
Lincoln: And because of that dumb move, they also got charged for assault and spent five weeks in prison for that.
Qin: Well, that was even dumber.
Nico: I know, and even some of the bullies we busted did that same stunt just like those dumbasses.
Me: Same with the bullies I busted as well. I don't know why we didn't suggest this before to you seven years ago, but you could've sued Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, Killjoy Huggins, Flip, Scoots, Hawk, Hank, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks for everything they did to you, Lincoln.
Luna: True, the Guardian Angels had all the evidence, but Lincoln decided not to sue. He's not like that at all.
Lincoln: That's right, besides, I'd gotten rid of the very monsters that dwelled inside Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, and Principal Huggins, Scoots, Hawk, and Hank were sent to The Black Gates, Flip and the other jerks are now humiliation fodder but Flip and Icky Vicky will soon be dead by the beginning of December, and we got rid of the very monster who was the true source responsible for my suffering.
Nico: That's right. Ooh, but if we do something like this in The Simulator, can we sue them in there?
Lincoln: (Smirks) Well, I don't see why not. Sure, we'll do that.
Eli: Okay, and I hate to ask, but what would the monetary amount be if you did sue Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, Killjoy Huggins, Flip, Scoots, Hawk, Hank, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks?
Selene Arcangela: Your jaws might fall off when you hear this, but here's the total amount: the total amount for compensation that we would ask the judge for the seven years of suffering that they inflicted on Lincoln would be about 1.98 decillion dollars.
Nico, Eli, and I dropped our jaws to the floor!
CLANG!
Varie, May, and Nunnally closed our jaws.
Nico: That much for the seven years of pain and suffering they inflicted on Lincoln?! Shit!
Lincoln: And they'd also have to pay for all the damage they caused to Royal Woods, and if that did happen, they'll be knee-deep in debt and can't pay it off ever. And now that you're here, Irina.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Irina Isobu in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Irina Isobu: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on Irina Isobu's neck with pink gems on the gold lightning bolts and green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Irina Isobu: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Irina Isobu.
Irina Isobu had a smile on her faces and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the eight girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The eight girls are Blair, Estel, Meryl, Nina, Polly, Roberta, Thia, and Zoe from CocoPPa Dolls.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Blair, Estel, Meryl, Nina, Polly, Roberta, Thia, and Zoe from CocoPPa Dolls.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Blair: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Blair and the other seven girls saw who it was that saved them from Galeem and Dharkon, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white choker collar with gold accents and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.
Blair: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made seven clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Blair: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, eight Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Blair, Estel, Meryl, Nina, Polly, Roberta, Thia, and Zoe with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to the World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team were shocked to find out the villains we went after were Galeem and Dharkon.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did in viciously beating them down and Lincoln firing energy beams that hit Galeem and Dharkon's cores and sent them to The Masters of Evil, everyone cheered for us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on his face. Lincoln and Irina Isobu have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: Oh man, you guys fought against the two villains from the Super Smash Bros. universe, Galeem and Dharkon.
Lincoln: We did, and now, they're new members of The Masters of Evil.
Nico: And those energy blasts he fired at them had caused him to assimilate and acquire their powers as well.
Me: This is due to having the same ability as you: to assimilate the powers and abilities of the villains that were either captured or killed/destroyed.
Lincoln: That's definitely it.
After taking down Galeem and Dharkon, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Irina Isobu saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her faces, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Irina Isobu: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Irina, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Irina Isobu: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Irina Isobu: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Nico: Yep. So, Irina, can you show us the footage of the very incident involving Pablo and Anderson?
Irina Isobu: Gladly.
Irina Isobu played the video on the screen, and we saw Lincoln and Irina Isobu at Gus' Games and Grubs and they were having fun. But, their date would wind up getting interrupted.
?: YOU FUCKING TWERP! WE WILL KILL YOU AND SPIT ON YOUR REMAINS!
Past Irina Isobu: What the Hell was that?!
Past Lincoln: Oh no, not this again, you buttfaces!
We knew who Lincoln was talking about, as they saw Pablo and Anderson kick the doors in and they were out for blood once again. Pablo and Anderson charged at Lincoln and Irina Isobu again and they had knives in their hands. But, Irina sprayed them with water and got tossed out of Gus' Games and Grub and Lincoln tied them up with red energy ropes he fired from his massive white angel wings. He then called the cops and they told them everything that those two tried to do to him and Irina, but before the cops were about to take them away, Pablo and Anderson kicked two of the cops in their crotches and ran off. But, Lincoln fired a blast of water which knocked them down and out, and the cops grabbed them and took them away as the video ended.
Nico: Damn, those morons proved they were even dumber than ever.
Lincoln: They sure were.
Me: Lincoln told us everything about what happened as soon as he and Irina came back, and we were pissed off in a huge way.
Luna: It was bad enough those morons tried to kill Lincoln again, but to also kick two cops in the groin and try to run again, it just proves those two have utter contempt and disrespect for the law.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Simulator Kitana, Simulator Jade, Simulator Emma, Simulator Fubuki Kakuyoku, Simulator Koyuki Kazahana, Simulator Shizune, Azure Fang, Breeze Dancer, Venture On, Lifeguard Heart, Winter Green, Staravis, Country Road, BrityBoo McLovin, Angel Duskstarring, Mermaid Curlz, Rena, Bling Ring, Ariana Nightstream, Health Aid, Tenderheart Kisses, and Vega are heading to Emerald Coast.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Simulator Kitana, Simulator Jade, Simulator Emma, Simulator Fubuki Kakuyoku, Simulator Koyuki Kazahana, Simulator Shizune, Azure Fang, Breeze Dancer, Venture On, Lifeguard Heart, Winter Green, Staravis, Country Road, BrityBoo McLovin, Angel Duskstarring, Mermaid Curlz, Rena, Bling Ring, Ariana Nightstream, Health Aid, Tenderheart Kisses, and Vega are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Simulator Kitana, Simulator Jade, Simulator Emma, Simulator Fubuki Kakuyoku, Simulator Koyuki Kazahana, Simulator Shizune, Azure Fang, Breeze Dancer, Venture On, Lifeguard Heart, Winter Green, Staravis, Country Road, BrityBoo McLovin, Angel Duskstarring, Mermaid Curlz, Rena, Bling Ring, Ariana Nightstream, Health Aid, Tenderheart Kisses, and Vega had feelings for Lincoln, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Ariana Nightstream: Wow, so this is Emerald Coast, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Ariana, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Simulator Kitana, Simulator Jade, Simulator Emma, Simulator Fubuki Kakuyoku, Simulator Koyuki Kazahana, Simulator Shizune, Azure Fang, Breeze Dancer, Venture On, Lifeguard Heart, Winter Green, Staravis, Country Road, BrityBoo McLovin, Angel Duskstarring, Mermaid Curlz, Rena, Bling Ring, Ariana Nightstream, Health Aid, Tenderheart Kisses, and Vega dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball match, and Simulator Kitana, Simulator Jade, Simulator Emma, Simulator Fubuki Kakuyoku, Simulator Koyuki Kazahana, Simulator Shizune, Azure Fang, Breeze Dancer, Venture On, Lifeguard Heart, Winter Green, Staravis, Country Road, BrityBoo McLovin, Angel Duskstarring, Mermaid Curlz, Rena, Bling Ring, Ariana Nightstream, Health Aid, Tenderheart Kisses, and Vega got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails. But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he sucked out all of their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Simulator Kitana, Simulator Jade, Simulator Emma, Simulator Fubuki Kakuyoku, Simulator Koyuki Kazahana, Simulator Shizune, Azure Fang, Breeze Dancer, Venture On, Lifeguard Heart, Winter Green, Staravis, Country Road, BrityBoo McLovin, Angel Duskstarring, Mermaid Curlz, Rena, Bling Ring, Ariana Nightstream, Health Aid, Tenderheart Kisses, and Vega and they hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Simulator Kitana, Simulator Jade, Simulator Emma, Simulator Fubuki Kakuyoku, Simulator Koyuki Kazahana, Simulator Shizune, Azure Fang, Breeze Dancer, Venture On, Lifeguard Heart, Winter Green, Staravis, Country Road, BrityBoo McLovin, Angel Duskstarring, Mermaid Curlz, Rena, Bling Ring, Ariana Nightstream, Health Aid, Tenderheart Kisses, and Vega placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Emerald Coast, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!
Suddenly, twenty-two Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Simulator Kitana, Simulator Jade, Simulator Emma, Simulator Fubuki Kakuyoku, Simulator Koyuki Kazahana, Simulator Shizune, Azure Fang, Breeze Dancer, Venture On, Lifeguard Heart, Winter Green, Staravis, Country Road, BrityBoo McLovin, Angel Duskstarring, Mermaid Curlz, Rena, Bling Ring, Ariana Nightstream, Health Aid, Tenderheart Kisses, and Vega with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Simulator Kitana, Simulator Jade, Simulator Emma, Simulator Fubuki Kakuyoku, Simulator Koyuki Kazahana, Simulator Shizune, Azure Fang, Breeze Dancer, Venture On, Lifeguard Heart, Winter Green, Staravis, Country Road, BrityBoo McLovin, Angel Duskstarring, Mermaid Curlz, Rena, Bling Ring, Ariana Nightstream, Health Aid, Tenderheart Kisses, and Vega are in your harem.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Simulator Kitana, Simulator Jade, Simulator Emma, Simulator Fubuki Kakuyoku, Simulator Koyuki Kazahana, Simulator Shizune, Azure Fang, Breeze Dancer, Venture On, Lifeguard Heart, Winter Green, Staravis, Country Road, BrityBoo McLovin, Angel Duskstarring, Mermaid Curlz, Rena, Bling Ring, Ariana Nightstream, Health Aid, Tenderheart Kisses, and Vega, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive bottles full of the hottest hot sauces appeared over the funnel.
Nico: (GASPS) BOTTLES OF THE HOTTEST HOT SAUCE?! HE WOULDN'T DARE!
Then, the bottles of the hottest hot sauce were dumped right into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
SCREAM OF PAIN AND AGONY!
Flip screamed like crazy as tons of fire gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his mouth, ears, and farted out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!
Flip stopped screaming and farting out fire, but he was still red in his ugly face!
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!
Me: Damn, now that was brutal!
Nico: Too brutal, but that was hilarious.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow iris of his Third Eye glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it was none other than the invisible monsters from Let's Get Invisible and they've made a mirror Nico and Mr. Pigeon. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh God!
Lincoln sounded the alarm and we rushed in.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's up, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency and you're gonna think this is crazy. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, the person is none other than the invisible monsters from Let's Get Invisible and they've made a mirror Nico and Mr. Pigeon.
We gasped.
Me: Oh shit! This isn't good. Wait a second, there's only one way to find out if you're the real Nico.
I took out a platter, and I uncovered it revealing an awesome array of spicy chicken wings, and when it hit Nico's nose, he went nuts.
Nico: (DROOLS) Chicken Wings!
Nico grabbed the platter and devoured the wings all of them. Then, he let out a belch and belched out all the bones.
Laney: Yep, that's our Nico alright, only he loves the smell of chicken wings all too well.
Nico: You bet your sweet bippy I do.
We laughed.
Me: But, how can we tell which is the real Nico and Mr. Pigeon from the mirror ones?
Lincoln: There is a way.
Lincoln chanted an incantation and Nico's rainbow aura also had a blue outline surrounding it.
Nico: Cool.
Lincoln: And Mr. Pigeon's will have a grey aura with purple outline on it. Which means the mirror Nico and Mr. Pigeon will have red auras with black outlines, and we'll kill them.
Me: Nice.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Demon King Demise, the overarching antagonist of The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, and he wants revenge on Link. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh no.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is something we are so not going to like in the least bit: the figure we saw and the dark energy we sensed belongs to Demon King Demise, the overarching antagonist of The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, and he wants revenge on Link.
We gasped.
Nicole: That's not good at all.
Michaela Storious: Leave him to me and Lincoln, we'll end the demon king once and for all. His story will end by our hand.
Nico: That's something your vile brother would say. Alright, gang, let's go, the 24 Days of destroying the Goosebumps Monster have begun.
Lincoln: And we'll start by destroying the monsters from Let's Get Invisible, and once we got done with those monsters, you're next, Demon King Demise.
Michaela Storious: Your story ends here, Demon King Demise, no longer will you be free to terrorize Hyrule again, this time, your life shall end here and now.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to kill Mirror Nico and Mirror Mr. Pigeon, and once we got done with those invisible monsters, Michaela Storious and Lincoln are going to kill Demon King Demise.
Aliens of Ben and Billy Numerous
Tennis Power of Julie and Captain Boomerang
Magic of Gwen Tennyson and Mr. Fizz
Tamer of Monsters, Zick and Tri-Klops
Wind of Aerrow and Vortex
Gryffindor Power of Harry Potter and Tala
Keiko of the Flower Flame and Killer Croc
Becca Chang of the Crocodile and Gator Ghoul
Yusuke the Spirit Detective and Black Manta
Saiyan Pride of Nikiya and BlackWarGreymon
Starlight Glimmer, Starburst Aurora, Fireheart Flame, Skull Screamer, Xavier Ghost, Nightscream "Karai" Vu~anpaiabaito, Terror-Bite Vu~anpaiabaito, Phantom, Scared Dog, Overkill the Raptor, Ash Whamp-Jack, Cozy Glow, Thorax, Sunburst, Trixie Lulamoon, Moony Moondancer, Starfall, Dove, Juniper Montage, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea and Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders and Sir Great Britain.
Starlight Glimmer, Nico, Eli, me and Max Thompson, Zach, Noah, April and Erin
lincoln: invisible element style: invisible sword
entrapta: invisible lightning style: invisible bolt
perfuma: invisible nature style: invisible sunflower blades
frosta: invisible ice style: invisible snow swords
jessica kaios: invisible fire style: invisible fireball
yuna kamihara: invisible water style: invisible water spear
toph: invisible earth style: invisible boulder
makoto nanaya: invisible wind style: invisible tornado
lincoln and his harem: invisble final smash: invisible laser they fired an invisible laser
