10.30.1995 "THE TITANS"

THE TALE OF EVIL VIRGIN

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PHYLEUS

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My name is Phyleus, I'm eighteen and I'm very horny.

We don't get that many pretty young maidens in our village, and those we have wound't let me do them. Even the uglier ones won't, even the old ones.

Nothing's wrong with me, they're all just being too picky.

I'm actually getting so desperate lately, that I'm considering doing a goat, instead.

But I'm getting kept from my desperation. I have hope!

Our village happens to be right next to a divine cave in which the stony titans are sleeping.

That's creepy but it has its purpose. Some of the village people are in a cult that worships the titans and wants to wake them up so they could conquer the world with them. That's completely ridiculous but! There's a use for this!

The losers believe they need virgins to wake the titans up. They're been trying for many years, and are regularily summoning Hestian Virgins to the village.

That's their purpose. The virgins.

That's why I've joined this cult, too. A regular supply of fresh, lonely Hestian Virgins!

Young, horny girls that's never been with a man! They must be lonely, right?

So I'll always be there for them if they want some company. They're virgins, that means they're hungry for a man, right?

But I've been in the cult for three years now, and so far every virgin's told me to get lost. All fifty of them I've seen over the years, every single one!

Picky bitches, they don't know what's good for them. But it's alright, I'll keep trying, and someday I'll find the virgin so desperate, she'll want even me!

And as I keep hoping. We bring another, she reads the spell and nothing happens again. Maybe they just aren't pure enough? Maybe they've all been getting some in secret? Then they should let me, too! But they never do, them stingy bitches. Charge a fortune for their services, too. They should include some extra favors for that price.

And so she reads the spell uselessly, like always, so I make her read it a hundred different times wrong, hoping that she'll get tired and get some rest over in my house. She reads, and I'm choosing the words to invite her over for tea. Suddenly. A stranger girl emerges! Outta nowhere! But we're in a cave! How'd she even get there? A wonderful surprise!

Hey she's pretty enough, maybe she'll want some with me?

But before I can proposition, she starts talking nonsense. Something about our spell or whatever, I don't listen. She's acting like this is the most natural thing in the world, like she's supposed to be here, like this is her home. And she just starts chattering nonsense like that's the reason she was born. She's completely nuts, isn't she? How is she even alive? Who let her out of the house? And how did she get here? She's so cheerfully defenseless, it's like she's a walking sacrifice. If she's nuts, maybe she'll let me do her?

Instead she starts reading the spell herself, talkative little bitch. Why waste time, let's go over to my house instead? No way she can be a virgin, right?

And then the titans actually come back to life! Means she's a virgin! Hooray! Wanna come over to my house?

But the titans' come back to life! Wow that's freaky! But I thought this was just a joke?

Wow they're big. We obviously should run away - one good stomp and it's all over!

But there's a virgin girl here. The fear of being stomped. Or the desire to invite her over. Which do I choose?

After some consideration... I choose desire. She must be lonely, right?

And maybe they won't stomp us right away, maybe they'll wait a few minutes so I could invite her to my house and play? I can't let that chance slip by, so I stay. She's busy with the titans, so I can't ask her over right away, but I'm sure she'll shut up eventually?

I wanna try and butter her up before I ask, but.

She. Does. Not. Shut. Up.

We walk to our village. And the whole time. She keeps talking. Nobody can put a word in between.

She says some wild, incredible things but I don't listen - I'm too busy watching her soft, rosy lips. What else can she do with that mouth?

In the meanwhile all the other cultists run away for some reason. Good - less competition.

A brief thought passes. Hey is it wise to bring them to our village? But the thought quickly disappears. My house's in the village, wanna come over and play?

She goes to retrieve a friend or something. Does she have a hot friend? Is the friend a hot virgin, too?

The friend goes out. A gorgeous babe in thigh-high boots and black leather. Look like a total sex-deviant. Probably not a virgin.

But she looks like a sex worker, that means she's lonely, right? Looks a bit intimidating, probably isn't so easy, she probably won't come over if I just ask, I'd probably have to buy her a dinner first.

Drags around a tied guy, for some reason. Likes to play with ropes? I can do that if that's her thing.

Hi beautiful, wanna go grab a bite?

But I can't ask her, the titans are still right here, and they're getting the girls' attention. Hey, they obey her, so maybe if she told them to go elsewhere, she'd come to my house to play?

She tells them to go elsewhere. But before I can ask her out, people grab her and start celebrating. Aw just because of the titans? Now I can't ask her out!

Maybe I should have found another way to pick girls? This one seems kinda complicated.

She stays in tavern, and I do my best to butter her up. She likes it. She's actually easy. How'd she stay a virgin if she's so easy to please? She'll be mine tonight for this, right?

Wants to conquer the world for peace. I'll play along, whatever! Sure beautiful, let's conquer the world tomorrow, but tonight come over to my house and play?

But before I can ask, the titans come back over and destroy our village.

But this was where I kept all my stuff! Now I don't have a house anymore! Where do I invite girls over to play now? I know! There's still a temple nearby! I know it has a bed in it!

So I invite the girls over to the temple when the titans are destroying the village. Now they owe me! She should reward me with her virginity for this!

And so we hide in the temple. So many refugees here! I make sure to close the curtain to the room with the bed. Don't want anyone to have that bed - I have big plans for it tonight!

And so we sit there with my virgin and she talks at me and I agree with everything she says, I say everything she wants to hear. She's so easy, she'll be mine tonight!

And then people capture her deviant friend. Aw they took away my beauty! I hoped I may do her, too!

Then they tie us up. But what about my reward tonight! I can't do it if they tie us back to back! Tie us face to face, at least!

Hm, tied up. This feels kinda nice. Maybe we should do this more often?

Then her deviant friend comes back. Hi beautiful! I can't buy you a dinner anymore - our tavern is gone. But I know where a bed is located. Maybe she'll share it with me anyway?

She unties us. Hey beautiful, you like to play with ropes? I'll play that with you! I'll play anything with you!

Says the titans will destroy the world or something. If we're all going to die, may as well go and play now, right?

But maybe even better! Defeat the titans! And THEN play!

If we just do that! Then they can't refuse! Then they'll want to celebrate so much, they'll agree to anything!

I propose my plan, but the deviant woman has another idea. Oh well, whatever, either way works for me.

Hey, an opportunity!

Hey Gabrielle, it's getting late, why don't we go to bed and play?

And so I bring her to our bed. Finally! Finally I'm getting what I want!

We all may die tonight! She can't refuse!

And so I bring her to bed. And she refuses. Says she isn't in the mood. But I'm sure if I just kiss her, she'll change her mind! She's easy after all!

And so I kiss her. I kiss and kiss her. But she doesn't respond. She just sits there like a statue.

I keep kissing. And then... she starts mumbling something into my mouth.

I move away and inspect her in disbelief.

She just sits there as if deep in thought, and mumbles something incomprehensible like a freak.

Hey, this is kinda creepy. What's up with this random bitch?

I wave my hands in front of her eyes, I shake her shoulders, I slap her gently, I pinch her cheeks, I fondle her tits, I lift her skirt.

She does not respond. She just sits there like a corpse. And she keeps... *mumbling*!

Now this is too creepy even for me. I may be horny, but not even I am horny enough for this. I may do it with a goat, but I refuse to do it with a mumbling corpse! No way I'm doing it with this random bitch, she's too weird even for me! I'd prefer a goat to this!

So I fondle her tits a bit more and then I go out to masturbate. Can't do it here - her mumbling is too freaky. She's a little scary.

Two minutes later I come back into the temple, dissatisfied. What do I do now? My house's gone, the tavern's gone, the village's gone, the cult is gone, the supply of Hestian Virgins is gone, the chance to get laid tonight is gone.

It's like everything I hold dear is gone. My whole life is gone! And all this is gone just beause I wanted to get laid! Maybe I am too horny? What do I do now?

All I wanted was to feel some pleasure. But I end up crying, instead. Why'd that random bitch have to be so cold? I wish she was into it, instead!

And so I think despairing thoughts about life. I make it to the temple.

I go in. And I see. Among the terrified refugees. Runs IT.

A harpy. A monster. An abomination.

And that creature is... the random virgin girl!

The sight is terrifying. It's more horrifying than anything I've seen in life!

She runs with inhuman might around the terrified, screaming people, looking for something, while panting loudly and moaning in fury. Her hair wringles like snakes, her eyes glow red. There is a deadly THIRST in her eyes, a hunter's lust that's looking for its target, and once it finds it, the target's life is forfeit. A sense of ungodly horror emanates from her. The sight of her, it's like death itself. The most terrifying sight in the whole world!

I look at her. And suddenly. A prophetic knowledge is entering my head. I come to know. That I CAN'T let her see me, notice me. That if she ever notices me. I'm done.

If she ever sees me. Some ungodly horrors will be done to me. I will lose a piece of myself. I'll stop being who I was before. I'll become something else.

I CAN'T let her see me! I should get away from here and fast! What if she sees me! Who knows what she might do! She is too scary! I don't wanna know what she might do to anyone if she captured them!

I've already made the mistake of coming into her vicinity! I can't afford another mistake! It'll cost me my life!

My only chance to escape is now!

And as I slooowly start making my move to turn. Praying that she doesn't see me.

In that moment. She stands there, panting loudly and looks around, looking for her prey.

And then she sniffs.

And then... her sight is turned onto ME!

This is it! The moment when my life is over! The instant that I know I can't escape!

My life flashes before my eyes! I shouldn't have been so sex-obsessed! I am so scared! I think I pee myself!

I look at her and I can't move. I'm like a rabbit in front of a snake. She is my death, and she shall have me!

She sees me. And instantly. She JUMPS!

No human could make a jump so long and with such precision.

Finally my legs remember how to move and I try to get away. But it's too late, she has her death-grip on me, and now I'm doomed!

I scream and try to get away but she is stronger! I'm like a little child trying to wrestle with a bear!

So this is it. This is how my life is going to be over. Torn to pieces by a tiny virgin with inhuman strength!

Forgive me virgins! Please let me live! I won't pester you again, I swear!

But all's futile. Her grip is on my head, and it's as tight as iron! She may crush it any moment! I think she might tear my head off if I resist!

I scream and whimper and wave my life goodbye as she is dragging me behind her, dragging me to my death site, into her lair!

It all happens quick, barely a moment, but I manage to look at the people watching this! No one'll help! They're also terrified for their lives! They also know that if they get caught, they lose their life, or worse!

Forgive me, people! Forgive me, life! I should've lived you better! Just eighteen years, and so many regrets!

And so she drags me to her lair, and curtains close behind us! Hey, this is the room with the bed! I thought I'd become a man in here, but instead! This will be my death site!

This is so horrible, so twisted! A place of goodness, being made into a place of horror! My whole values get turned on their basics! I don't know who I am anymore!

She throws me on the bed, I try to get away in terror, but she grabs me by the shoulders and manhandles me like a rag doll!

Her hands are like iron, her pants are like demonic roars, her eyes have deadly thirst inside them!

I'm so terrified, my mind stops working! My tears start falling. So this is death! Now I see it! I think I see Seleste standing right over me!

So this is death. This horrible creature that I've myself invited into my life! My just punishment! I've brought this onto myself!

And then SHE looks at me like a predator looks at prey! While having me in her death-grip so I can't escape! She sniffs me! I'm going to get eaten now, aren't I? Eaten alive is how I'll die!

I start bawling like a little girl. She looks at me with her terrifying eyes. And then she smashes her face into mine with all her might! I think my jaw just cracked!

So she starts with the face first? That's horrifying!

She smashes into my face! And then she starts sucking onto my lips with her inhuman might!

Is this cannibal a soul-eater, too? Is this how she sucks human souls out? Right outta their mouth hole?!

She keeps sucking with all her might! While letting her inhuman noises into my mouth! While I keep crying! Moments pass, but I still live! My face is still with me, she hasn't bitten it off just yet!

More moments pass, and she keeps sucking! She keeps her terrifying panting! Why do I still live? Does she plan to do something, but it isn't working? Am I an experiment of some kind?

My mind is rushing through the possibilities! Looking for a way that I can escape!

She keeps sucking with her monster strength! While moaning her moans of fury! While holding me in her death-grip so I can't escape!

She keeps at it. But nothing happens yet. What is she waiting for?

And as I sit there trying to figure a method to survive. A stupid thought forms.

Hey, this is sorta like a kiss?

What is her goal? She brings me to bed then sucks my lips. What is her aim?! How do I get out?

She brings me to bed then sucks my lips. Is this some kind of bizzare demonic courtship? She plans to mate me? What a pervert! She should just stick to her demonic kind!

She was together with that sex-worker woman. Is she also a demon in disguise? She should just do this with her, and not with me!

How do I get out of this? Someone help!

I sit there crying, and she keeps sucking. Looks like she's gonna mate me after all, whether I want it or not! I'm her prey, and she'll do what she likes with me!

But looks like this is my fate. This is how I'll die. Mated to death by a hellspawn.

I've had a worthless life. Makes sense I'd be punished for it.

Such a short life, just eighteen years. I wish I lived it better.

Such worthless, shameful death. But this is all that I deserve.

If only I wasn't worthless. If only I was someone who could live with pride.

Then maybe even my death right now, could be something of glory. Something I could be proud of.

I wish I could be proud. I've had a worthless life. But I wish to die with pride!

I'm worthless so I don't know how to take actions of decenty, actions I can be proud of.

And this thing. It's a true monster. To try and resist HER. This is terrifying. I can't do it, after all.

But then I WILL be worthless. This WILL be what I deserve.

If I give up. Then I make this right.

No. Never. Will not allow. Not on my life.

This monstrosity will NOT be right! I will NOT be worthless!

So I'll fight back! This is the scariest thing I did in my life. But I WILL resist this monster!

I WILL change myself! I WILL be different! And I'll be strong! I'll have courage!

My past self is shed! I am the new me! And I'll do it! I'll live my final moments with decency and pride!

Right now! A terrifying monster wants to suck my soul out through my mouth! But I won't be scared! I'll respond with pride!

If she attacks with kissing! Then I shall kiss back! I'll let her know how to attack innocent bystanders who's done nothing bad to her!

I've never kissed before today! But I trained myself on some fruit! So I'll show her that I too, can kiss back!

And just like that! I take the bravest act I ever did it life! And start sucking her lips right back at her!

This will be the last thing I do! Right now, I'll die! But this is the best moment of my life! Because now! I can be proud! This is a horror. But I'll die with pride!

And so we sit there on the bed, mutually sucking each other's lips. A stupid thought raises.

Hey. We're sitting on a bed and kissing. This is almost like we're having sex.

And then. A realization strikes.

Hey. Does she just want to get laid?

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I try and remember her past actions. Responded well to praise, wanted to conquer the world, got tied together with me. I've been tied together with this monster, the idea makes me shudder.

But when we were tied. Innocent, unknowing people were calling her names, because they didn't realize WHAT it is that they're provoking.

What was it... that they called her?

I strain my memory. And I remember.

It was... Evil Virgin.

She wanders into caves, responds well to praises, people call her Evil Virgin...

Is she just a desperate virgin trying to get laid?

Suddely. The idea is clicking. The puzzle fits into place. Everything makes sense.

She's just a lonely, desperate virgin that wants to get laid? But she's a weirdo that doesn't know how? So now she somehow ends up with me? She wants to get laid with me? Is this what's happening now?

Dare I... dare I respond? She is a monster after all. First she wants sex, who knows what other inhuman atrocities she'll want next?

This is scary. But I decided to be brave.

... So I'll do it. I'll have sex with a monster!

I said that I would do a goat before. How is this any different?

If I would do a goat. Then I should do HER, too!

I'll be brave enough for this! ! !

And so we sit there kissing desperately. A thought clicks.

Hey. Isn't this what I originally wanted, before my life changed, before she captured me?

It's almost like... she's just a girl. And I'm just a man. And we're just doing what's natural.

Suddenly. A thought clicks.

Maybe we're just two clueless idiots? Maybe we just both don't know what we're doing?

Maybe she also has no idea what she's doing?

Maybe she's just a girl who wants to have sex with me?

If so. Then fine. I can do that. I can do a monster.

And then I get into it. And just as I do. She breaks our kiss, she looks at me, she thinks about something.

And then she just starts bawling like a little girl.

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But I just got into it!

This girl. She's such a weirdo. Every time I think I've figured her out. She surprises me anew.

There's just no quiet moment with her.

When I wanted her, she'd be too busy. When she wants me, I'm too terrified to respond. But the instant I respond, she loses interest. There's just no connection between us! She irritates me to no end! People call her Evil Virgin! They should call her Irritating Blonde, instead!

And just when I think I should push her off, tell her to get lost. An involuntary action happens. A conditioned reflex. A traumatic flashback.

This girl, she's still a monster! She could probably still eat a man alive if she so desires!

She is The Evil Virgin! The most horrible mythical beast in existense!

And I lost my fear of her for just a moment? I've been foolish! I'm too horny! People die for mistakes like this!

I can't afford to score her wrath! She's too terrifying! I need to play along, instead! Anything just so I could survive!

First she wants to ravage me. Then she cries her eyes out. What is her goal? What does she want?!

I can't figure out the inner workings of this demon. So I should just play along however I can!

This is for survival! This is just so I could survive this night!

And so I hug her and we lie down. I'm lying down there while hugging a horrifying monster.

The monster cries for a minute then goes to sleep. And I just lie there for an hour. Too afraid to close my eyes. I don't dare to blink. What if I blink... and she attacks me? I can't afford a moment's rest.

And as we lie there. The curtain raises. Her sex-worker friend is looking in.

Is she a demon, also? Does she also ravage innocent men as a means to live?

She is also terrifying. But she seems docile for now. Does not jump at people. Seems more pure and innocent than the horror I'm hugging now. So maybe if I just don't provoke her, she'll let me live?

What did she want again? Kill the titans by herself? That's madness! She intends to do it? She really is a monster, too!

I don't know what inhuman feats she's capable of. And I don't intend to find out. I WILL survive this nights. So I play along. Sure, let's kill the titans, whatever you say you freak.

Thanks, monster. Thanks to you I could escape the embrace of your monster friend.

I slowly make my way out. They don't follow. Slowly walk behind a corner. They don't follow. They can't see.

And then I crumble down and I cry. I'm alive! I've survived an attack by a monster! My limbs are still with me! I stare at my hands in disbelief. I still have them! I love my hands so much!

I'm still alive! Mostly intact! Almost unhurt! Just my lips are swollen a little, that girl kisses like a monster!

But I survived her! I'm so proud! I love life so much! ! !

Now I won't waste a single moment! Now I'll live decently! Now I'll live with pride!

And I brought all this horror on myself just because I wanted sex?! I was such a fool! Now sesx means nothing to me! Now I find it repulsive! Now when I think "sex" I think of the death grip of her monster hands, I think of the death stare in her monster eyes, I think of the monster sucking strength of her deadly kisses! Now sex means nothing to me! No! Now it means horror to me! No more sex ever to me! Not at any cost! Now I'll become a monk! I'll dedicate my life to teaching everybody of the dangers of sex! Be wary of sex, people! You want sex, and that monster may find you!

I survived that monster! I still can't believe it! I'm alive! I have my life!

Who cares if I don't have a house! I can always build another!

True happiness! Is not the objects that we own! It's not the pleasures that we receive!

It's just this simple act of breathing that we take! Every breath is a miracle! I will live a life where I won't waste a single breath! I'll live my fullest! With decency and pride!

Right now. There are those titan losers that want to destroy our world! No way I'll let them! This world is ours! And we'll fight for it! Fight to our dying breath!

And so I stop crying and get back on my feet. Look around and see people watching me. They all know. They all saw that monster grab me and drag me to her lair. They all know that I fought a monster and survived the night. That I survived a night with HER. They all look at me with a mix of pity and respect.

And I look back with courage. I look back with pride! I survived that monster. Now nothing will scare me anymore!

The titans? They're nothing compared to Gabrielle!

But if they want to take our world from us! Then we'll fight! Fight with everything we've got! And we will win! This world'll be ours! ! !

We'll take every chance! Every opportunity! Any tool available to us!

We'll do anything! Even the most dire of all measures!

We will even... work with THOSE two monsters for it!

I shudder at the thought. The idea of coming back to THEM is terrifying. But I push that terror down.

The world! We are fighting for the world! I'll have courage! ! !

And so I come back to THEM. I come back with decency, I come back with pride!

The deviant one is working on her trap. How will a trap ever be useful on a giant titan? I want to ask. But I resist the urge. Do not question the ways of monsters. Do not provoke their attention.

Even if HER plan doesn't work. Then the titans will fight HER for it.

One kind of monsters, will fight another kind of monsters. Whoever loses, humanity wins. Let the monsters fight among themselves!

And so I make my way to HER. The deviant monster in black leather. It's terifying. But it's for the WORLD! ! !

And then she speaks to me. She looks at me. And I don't shudder! I resist! Dignity! Pride!

She speaks. She says she can't see her friend. Asks me that I... find her?!

... Is this a trap? Was I put through a test of some kind? First the blonde one grabs me, ravages me then cries, then lets me go.

And then the dark-haired one is telling me to chase the blonde, now?

Is this a game they're playing? Now I'll go, and see her far away somewhere, appearing and disappearing before me, as she intends to lure me into another trap?

Humanity's at stake... and they're playing GAMES?! They truly are monsters, of the worst kind!

What do I do? I refuse, and then THIS one'll have me? Can she actually do worse than the beast-like blonde?

Or I go... and then the blonde one captures me again? No! ! !

... What do I do? Either choice... is a trap!

But... I decided to live my best. I decided to live with pride! So I'll take this challenge! I'll say yes! And I'll go!

And if the blonde one appears before me! And intends to lure me to my death! Then I won't go! Then I'll resist! I'll live my life with decency! I'll live with pride!

And so I go. Go away from the partner of the demon. I hide behind a corner. And I crumble again. I've survived an encounter with a monster, another time. Do I have the strength for more?

... Decency! Pride! I'm strong enough! I go!

If she intends to lure me! Then let her! I'll resist!

I wonder what their deal is? One looks innocent but is actually a thirsty deviant! Another looks like a deviant sex-worker, but is actually inwardly pure and innocent, actualy does not attack poor men? But says she wants the titans? Is that a size thing? She likes them big?

One uses her guise of innocence to lure poor unsuspecting men into her lair. And another uses her appearance of a sexually desperate woman in order to catch a bigger prey?

It's like they're opposites of one another, one's nature is what another's outwards appearance is? Is this their set-up? The set-up of their demonic coupling?

But now the dark and innocent one is making me go on my way to the light-haired deviant! While she herself's done nothing yet! So maybe I'm thinking of it wrong? Maybe the blonde's the leader, and the brunette is actually her slave?

Maybe the brunette is actually innocent, and the blonde has her captured with her demonic spell? What if... the ring-leader is actually the smaller of the two? So she's using BOTH her guise of innocence and the help of her tall, intimidating slave, uses both as means to capture prey?

Is that their setup? The dark one is actually the victim of the blonde? But no, that can't be. Because the dark one wants to fight the titans, she must also be a monster of her own!

Right now, she's telling to to go towards her blonde mistress! The one who eats men for pleasure!

So I'm in no position to have faith in anything! I must be open to any possibility! I must survive!

So I go out and walk around a bit. The blonde monster does not materialize.

I crumble again. Another survival! What next?

Then I go back to the monster in black, and report that her partner-in-crime did not appear before me? Is this what I'm meant to do? Or are they running another test, another game with me, that I haven't figured out?

I don't know. But it's MONSTERS I'm dealing with. They'll be breaking rules! There is no right answer!

And so I go back! With decency and pride! And I report! No, monser, your friend did not appear before me another time!

The dark monster looks disappointed. Does that mean I've passed their test? Do I get to live for this?

"She must want to prove herself to me."

What does that mean? Is that a riddle? I don't get it! Do I die if I don't solve it?!

I can't figure it out, but she doesn't follow up. So I get to live for now?

And so, just like that, we make our way to the titans. Those don't even scare me anymore. Not after GABRIELLE!

We'll live our lives proudly, we'll live them with courage!

She instructs us to install her trap. Even if it doesn't work. Humanity still wins if the monsters fight among themselves!

She emerges it to the titans, provokes them into the trap.

Acts as if she wants to kill him. But then changes her mind! Lets him go, instead!

So she would betray humanity! I was foolish! How could I ever hope that a monster would help!

And then the monsters play among themselves. Play a game of demonic read-along.

Is this another sort of a demonic courtship ritual, that I now get to witness from the side without being a participant in, this time?

Them demons. They work in mysterious ways. I hope they all just kill each other, somehow. We need this. For humanity!

And then they finish their demonc ritual. The titans turn back to stone. Humanity is saved! At least from this one threat! But the two demonic women still remain!

Except they weren't a part of what was our village before yesterday. They just came. Maybe they can just leave?

Maybe if we give sacrifice and appease them, they'll still let us live?

I rush back to our temple. I warn the people that the two demonic women will come back, and we should wary!

But no one listens. They just celebrate that the titans are gone!

No one understands! That the true danger to humanity still lives! And it's on it's way to our temple, right now! The most horrible of all monsters! Gabrielle!

And just as I think that! SHE comes in!

The involuntary reflex kicks in. I whimper.

She senses my fear. And locates me in the room. And then she rushes to me.

NO! Not again!

She grabs me by the arm and drags me! I piss my pants another time.

She sits me down and starts talking. I shudder, shake and whimper, but she doesn't notice.

She just shares her happiness with me. She's very happy because they've defeated the titans. So now she wants to celebrate.

She keeps talking. She talks and talks and talks.

I wouldn't listen much before. She didn't matter, I thought she was just an easy girl that I can bring to bed.

But now I know she is a monster that plays games. She has me in her grip and she won't let go!

And so I listen. Listen desperately, intending to find a way out of her grasp.

And as she speaks. And as I listen.

Slowly. Gradually. A realization comes.

Hey. Am I overthinking things? I thought she was a monster... but in reality...

She's just an idiot, isn't she?

She keeps talking. Things she says do not make sense. It's like she has no idea what she's doing, it's like she lives in another world from us.

She's just a wandering weirdo, isn't she?

... How could I ever be afraid of this little thing?

Suddenly. My past habits come back to me.

Hey. Have I said I'd give up sex and become a monk? I take that back.

Hey. If she's just an idiot. Then can't I easily just lure her into bed with me?

That's what I originally wanted from her. An easy playmate.

Hey. If she's an idiot. I can still get that.

And so I listen, and so I talk back. And I butter her up, I agree with everything she's saying, I say everything she wants to hear.

And it's working! She really likes to be praised! She's so easy, it's ridiculous! How is she still a virgin at this rate?

And so I make my move. The timing's right. I lean in for a kiss.

If I would do a goat, then I would do Gabrielle, too!

But she won't let me. She refuses me! What a tease.

She's an enigma. Every time I think I understand her. She gives me another surprise.

I feel like I'd never figure her out, even if I lived my wohle life with her.

And so they leave. The two women who may be monsters.

Those who would first condemn humanity for fun and destroy our village. But then save humanity themselves while playing games.

Two absolute, incomprehensible mysteries, that nobody could ever solve.

Upon reflexion, an idea comes. Maybe all this WAS a demonic ritual, a demonic test? And then I woul try an kiss her anyway... I pass the test? So this is why I got to live?

Years go by. We rebuild our village. I own a goat farm now. We live our lives decently, we live them with pride. I actually make me a girlfriend! I find a soul that actually wants me back.

And as I look at her, my new love. I wonder. What was it that changed me from the way I was before?

Was it that girl? That crazy girl who doesn't know a single thing she's doing? And who changes people as she deals with them?

I don't know. I also do not really know a single thing I'm doing. But perhaps that's life.

The nightmares still haunt me. I still remember her death grip on my poor scalp, still remember her monster sucking power that almost cost me my lips. I still wake up in tears sometimes. My life is still separated into before and after. But I'm strong, so I will live.

We rebuild our village. We repopulate. Years go by. Our village prospers.

We grow up. People change. The old ones die, the new ones get born.

Our kids grow up. We have many kids. Sex is still terrifying to me, but I overcome my fear. I live with courage, I live with pride.

Decades pass. We live our lives. And as we do.

A single myth is being told in our village. A local fairytale. A cautionary story.

A terrifying monster wanders the lands. Shaped like a woman, she tricks naive young men into letting their guards down, so she could have her way with them.

She jumps at men and she attacks them, she has her way with them, the takes their lives by eating them alive, she sucks their souls out with her kisses of death. She has inhuman strength, her eyes are like death itself, her kiss alone brings death to its recipient.

The tales of her horrors spread across the locals lands and the neighbouring regions. She is known as a local beast. The tales spread far and wide, and everybody heard of her, and will continue hearing about her crimes against men for centuries to come, if not for all eternity.

And as those tales get told, me, a fragile old man I am now, try and tell them that I've seen the beast, I've fought her, I've survived her horrible attack, and lived to tell the tale! But no one will believe me, everybody thinks I'm just a senile old man.

But I do my best, and I still warn them. Be wary of her horrible tricks! Be wary!

One night is in the tavern. I sit there and tell my cautionary tale like I always do. A stranger woman comes to me and asks for more detail. Says she gathers notes about local myths and legends. Sits down next to me and writes down everything I say into her scrolls.

A weird, stranger woman. Carries like a warrior, has huge muscles, and some short blond hair. Wears nothing but a red suede bra. Why is she walking around in just her bra, anyway? It's not that warm in here. Isn't she cold? What a random weirdo.

But since she's asking, I tell her everything! I tell her the whole story! It seems she's laughing at me, she does not believe the horrors that I tell her. I tell her everything that was done to me, but she does not believe!

And now! She'll walk out! And then that monster may consume her too! I heard rumors of that monster! They say she does not disdain against women, either! The beast is omnivorous! She'll ravage anyone she'd catch!

And so I stop the bra-wearing weirdo from leaving! I warn her more! I tell her every detail that I can remember! That SHE used to travel with another demon of dark hair, who was more innocent and not as thirsty, and wasn't seen ravaging men!

I tell her of the beast's description! Long blond hair, blue shirt, red skirt! I tell her of the monster's other name, which she has in addition to her primary name! I strain my memory and I remember! The thirsty beast's other name was "Gabrielle"!

Finally, the woman listens! She covers her face as if in shame! She finally must have gotten scared! She must be slow that it took her until now! She covers her face to hide her fear - she must be shy, despite her indecent looks! It took her time! But now she knows the danger! The danger all of us are in!

She gathers her things and leaves in a hurry! Good! Now she knows that these lands are not safe! Now she will be wary! I've done a good deed today!

Good old me! Today, I saved another innocent soul! Just warning people of the danger, is why I live these days!

And so I warn you!

If you're a young man or a young woman, and you are somewhere. And suddenly, you see her. Then do your best and run away. Or give up and stay and let her have you. Your life's forfeit be it either way, because she's stong, and she runs fast, and her thirst cannot be satisfied.

She's the most terrifying of all monsters, of all mystical beasts. She is the embodiment of thirst!

Her name is Evil Virgin, and if you see her, run away!