"Damn that hospital bill is going to cost us a lot thanks a lot furry man"

"It's Fox McCloud" said Fox in the most whiniest voice you could ever hear.

"Your voice is really annoying, I really hope you don't have any more of your kind."

"..."

Peter rolled his eyes, Aunt May was in the hospital because Fox decided that breathing was not optional.

"Ah let me take that salary off your hands it can pay the rent you have past due" said Mr Ditkovich

"Oh yeah that anyway Mr Ditkovich I brought this little guy here I know you have the no pets rule but like he has no home"

"Ah but that is a human Fox and a human fox is ok in my book"

"Ah cool ok Fox McClown you are sleeping on the floor"

"FUCK"

"Alright good night"

Later when they are sleeping

"Where is Fox McCloud?" Said Wolf

"We have been looking for him for ages because someone still has lingering feelings for a certain loser" said Leon

"I DO NOT I LOVE PANTHER RIGHT PANTHER"

"Right my sweet rose"

"Ah oooooh" Krystal heard moaning as she opened the door she dropped to her knees as she saw Fox and Peter having sex in bed.

"FOX?!"

"Get the hell out of here" shouted Peter

"KRYSTAL" said Fox as he was getting some back shots.

"no this can't be you can't be doing this to me I love you"

"Nahhhhh Imma do my own thing get it because I'm doing your ex boyfriend" said Peter

"No no no this can't be happening we always get back together I was going to dump you for Panther I mean dump Panther for you"

"Sorry Krystal not into that whole incel gets the girl plotline that's been done before in fact I'm just simply not interested anymore you honestly were more of a glorified trophy wife if anything and I hate to say that because you had so much potential"

"Fox please I need you"

"Shut the fuck up"

Fox woke up. "Man what a strange dream glad I'm not a mouthpiece anymore"

"Oh thank God Im still on the floor it was only a nightmare I mean Panther being with Krystal that can't be real she's not even interested in him"

Peter works up and ate his morning slice of breakfast pizza.

"I thank you uh weird fox thing for bringing me dinner last night those frog legs were delicious."

"frog legs?"

"yes you brought us a large frog for us to eat, massive frog about your size."

"You're welcome I guess"

Mr Ditkovich had a nice blue fur coat on. "Ah and this blue fur coat is nice too"

"Krystal?!"

"Oh no not Krystal I got it from Burlington coat factory."

Peter took Fox to work because I'm too lazy to write an actually good story.

"Hey uhhh can I get a Fortnite burger?" Said Jefferson Davis

"no"

"Dammit bro where's a cop need to go to get a Fortnite burger, my son Miles has been asking for one."

"The fuck is that thing, looks like one of those fucking weirdos this one dude keeps on talking about on the force bro tried dressing up as a 'furry' I said bro if you are on crack Im going to have to arrest you and he said nah man I'm doing it for my kids birthday party and I said Ight man but I better not be catching you going to those conventions and we laughed"

"Pizza Yurt makes good Pizza" said Wolf

"oh hell no ain't no one disrespecting Joe's Pizza like that" Jeff shot Wolf and threw him into the oven.

"WHAT?! How dare you kill my best friend" said Leon.

"Krystal..." said Fox

"Im done with you!" Krystal then got shot with a bullet

"What no I can't die I'm the sex appeal"

"We don't want no furry bait either there's children at this establishment" said Jefferson Davis as he was the one to shoot Krystal

"Nooo my love" shouted Panther and Fox but it was too late Jefferson Davis hit him with Leon and both died especially Panther because Panther always dies in a Fox x Krystal fanfic.

"Damn I need to pick up Miles at school, goodbye guys you better have that Fortnite burger when I get back"

"We'll on the bright side we have new ingredients for the pizza."

"Krystal are you alright?"

"no I'm dying you idiot"

"Sorry I had sex with Peter Parker, Dr Curt Connors, Mr Aziz, Smiley, James Sunderland, Dagan Gera, and Rias Gremory"

"You cheated on me with those people?!"

"Nah this was Post Command you can't hold this against me"

"Fair"

"Also I'm human now fuck you" Fox said as he is now human

"No please I love you for who you are"

"That's a funny story I especially laughed when I burnt every single thing I had of you and discovered my homosexuality side. But I guess I'm bisexual now canonically fucking hate those homophobes who say otherwise."

"Fox you need to stop ranting"

"I'm tired of this stupid happy ass Disney Princess looking ass love bond we have it's ridiculous and lame. All you are is some helpless damsel with erased potential because Nintendo got horny and I'm sick of it and you and also I'm sick of Fara, why can't I be like aesexual or with Falco or some shit I don't know. I mean like we barely have anything in common besides like trauma or some shit and flying I guess? I mean list off some things and I'll marry you on the spot right now no joke but if you don't I'm marrying Peter."

"Fox all my friends are dead except you"

"I said list all the things or I'm marrying Harry Osborn"

"fine"

"we both lost family members, we both love flying, long walks, playing GameCube, rock music, jazz music, we both want children-"

"Never said I wanted kids stop putting words in my mouth but liking video games is good enough for me let's get married"