Discialimar, I do not own either Naruto or Highschool DxD.
Perverted Potion Prankster is wrote by fairy tail dragon slayer.


Chapter 1

Kuoh Academy was in a chaos.

Normally it was a very typical school, albeit a bit more luxurious than most, with majority of female students, and not all of them human. But currently?

It was a battleground.

Horde of masked mages – male and female – was hovering over the school grounds, with new members appearing one after another from large magical circle in the sky. All of them were casting spells and magical beams at the circular barrier in the middle of ruined building, hoping to overwhelm it with sheer numbers.

Stopped time allowed them to minimize the amount of opponents.

However, despite constant teleportation, their number were not growing. White Dragon Emperor in full scale-armor in the sky, shooting blasts of energy at them, and three Holy Sword wielders at the ground, cutting their members one by one, were making sure they would not gain a bigger advantage.

Vali and Kiba, Irina, Xenovia.

And then there were those two monsters in the sky…

Governor of Fallen Angles, Azazel, and descendant of Leviathan, Katrea. Both preparing to clash again, unleashing another devastating wave of power.

"Dragon Shot!"

Another mage was taken out by crimson blast. And soon, another group lead by Rias Gremory joined the sword wielders on the ground. Spell casters began to fall rapidly, knocked out by punches from Koneko and Issei.

Even so, never ending barrage of spells eventually started to wear them down – as defensive magic circles began to crumble, and evading become harder.

"It's my fault" soft whisper left mouths of a cute trap vampire, the only one of new arrived group who didn't joined the fight. Gasper bit his lip, seeing his friends struggle, until it was too much. With quick move of his hand, he torn off the bracelet on his arm. "I… I'm too a member of Rias Gremory peerage!"

As his shout cut through the air, a bright light emanated from his body. And just like that, he halted time stopping magic, which was forced from him earlier. And soon, hose frozen in time – Akeno, Sona and Tsubaki – joined the fight, while Asia became ready to heal whoever would get hurt.

"My, my… Youngsters these days surely are impressive." Azazel grinned, looking down at now turning tide of battle. From his pocked, he took out small golden spear-like object. "Guess I should also get real… Hmm?"

"Don't think some cheap trick will…" Katrea stopped mid-sentence, when she felt the reason of Governor sudden silence.

Everyone on the battlefield felt it.

Behind her, out of nowhere, showed up a gothic loli. Long black hair, emotionless grey eyes, pointy ears and fair skin, all dressed up in daring outfit. Dressed up, as it did not cover much of her front – in fact, her nipples were hidden only by two black-tape X's.

"Dragon God Ophis… Looks like I thought right, you are part of Khaos Brigade" Azazel deduced immediately, tightening his grip on golden spear.

"Dragon God?" Issei grabbed his right hand, pulsing in reaction to such strength.

"Such power… terrifying…" Asia leaned towards Issei for support, with her knees shaking.

The rest of Three Factions leaders were read to act on spot, in case this being would try to attack them. Even if it would be vain effort to try winning.

"Ophis, you didn't need to…"

"You. You. And you all too." Small Dragon God pointed out to Azazel, Vali in the distance, then on all those below. "With me. Now."

Silence.

Everybody, including the mages, froze in place when faced with such bizarre statement. Who in their right mind barges into a battlefield, stops fighting and asks enemies to go with them?

"Don't interfere with my…"

Katrea was not allowed to finish. Loli Dragon God chopped down on her head with open palm, sending her flying down, causing small earthquake and creating crater on impact. Apparently, this loli does not gave a shit.

Slowly, she lowered herself to the ground, landing a bit away from the hole she made, next to the fallen angel. Neither he or other leaders showed any sign of fear, unlike youngsters, who all have visible fear in their eyes.

However, this loli did not appear to be hostile.

"What do you want, Ophis?" asked Azazel, looking her up from head to toes. "Must admit though, this appearance is much more of an eye candy than precious one."

"With me" she repeated herself, looking up to the man. "Now."

"Listen… you damn lizard…" Katrea crawled her way out of the crated next to Ophis, surprisingly on her own two feet, covered in her own blood. "I will not…"

Ophis slapped her with the backhand. And like an annoying mosquito, Katrea was splattered on the wall.

Her remains – mostly blood – quickly vanished.

Azazel gulped down nervously, thinking how to respond, but quickly came up with idea how to use this to their advantage. This dragon loli clearly had her mind centered around single goal, so maybe…

"Would love to, Ophis, but as you see…" he made a wide gesture, showing all the mages around "…currently we're in a bit of predicament, so…"

Ophis turned around, with a wide swing of her hand.

And just like that, all of the mages and witches died, their magic circle and barrier erased. All with just one swing of a hand, followed by wave of black energy.

"Did she just…" Irina looked around, seeing that all the enemies were wiped out, without even a trace of their existence remaining. "And we were giving our all just to keep them at bay…"

"So that's the power of Dragon God?" Just like her companion, Xenovia and Kiba were just as amazed by the power display. Like all people present, excluding leaders.

"…not exactly what I had in mind, but I won't complain."

"Done. Now, with me."

Azazel looked towards others. Archangel Michael nodded and together with Sirzechs and Serafall, they put down their force field, then slowly approached Dragon God.

"What do you want, Ophis?" spoke the Crimson Maou. "First your people attack, and now you just want us to go with you?"

"Yes."

"Woah, this dragon loli really does not give a fuck… Ouch!"

Asia slapped Issei in the back of his head, hard. "Issei-san, language."

"Yes, I'm sorry" he apologized, rubbing the back of his head.

Leaders of the Three Factions and Ophis kept staring at each other, waiting for the other side to speak. Everyone has eventually gathered around them, watching with visible unease. Even Vali turned out his Balance Breaker and was staring at the situation with keen interest.

"Eh… Looks like we have little room to negotiate" Sirzechs finally spoke with heave sigh. "Grayfia, you and the rest will stay here and deal with the damage, while I'll go with Michael and Azazel…"

"You all go."

"Ara, ara… We have quite demanding loli Dragon God here." Everyone one just deadpanned at Akeno words, not even trying to argue with such blatantly stated truth.

"I can understand us going, Ophis, but why them?" asked Michael, gesturing towards Irina and the rest. "I see no reason for…"

"I saw her." Dragon God gestured towards Archangel guardian. "That's why."

"You saw… me? What?" Irina was quite visibly confused, shocked and actually bamboozled. "Eh?"

"Are you going? Or…" Ophis let a bit of her power out, shaking earth and heaven with sheer might.

"We are" answered Sirzechs. "But someone have to take care of this damage. We can't just..."

Dragon loli raised her hand and finger. "You. And you." She pointed at Grayfia, then at Tsubaki, both just as confused as the rest. "The rest, with me."

Ophis created a portal and went through it. Moment later, her hand slide out from inside and gestured them to follow.

At this point everyone, even Asia, had to agree:

This loli Dragon God does not gave a fuck.


"This is… What is this place?" Issei was the first one to spoke, as they entered a strange domain of shifting and changing colors. "It's almost like… a kaleidoscope?"

"It's so pretty…"

"But also… quite dizzying..."

Leaders immediately casted a new barrier around them, clearly concerned at residing in this dimension. Rightfully so, as Irina became a bit addled from simply being exposed to this place. Asia and Xenovia, as well as Issei himself, who only recently became devils, felt the effect of this place.

"Dimensional Gap… You really should have warned us we were getting here." Azazel snorted amusingly. "Unless you wanted to kill us?"

"It's your fault you're so fragile, so weak."

"How the hell it's out fault?"

"Said the weakest Red Dragon Emperor in history." Vali snickered under his nose.

"And how's that my fault, you jerk?!"

This would probably escalate into full out argue, should Rias and Sona not notice something in the distance. "What… is that?"

Fissure.

It was a fissure in space, in Dimensional Gap, wrapping the ever changing mass of colors into something resembling a white static. Well, at least, it seemed like a fissure.

"I saw her in it. And it is strange. And noisy." Ophis complained, pointing out at Irina once more. "Do something about it."

"Eh? Me?" Ophis nodded at exorcist question. "B-b-but I don't know how…"

"Well, well… Now that's something interesting." Azazel immediately flew out of the barrier and got closer to the anomaly, forming magic circles on the palms of his hands and using them to analyze the thing. "Very interesting… Don't worry, exorcist girl, I'll take care of it."

Those words put Irina at ease, and she took a deep breath to calm herself.

"Useless." Ophis words were like a daggers.

"I'm not useless!" Irina pouted angrily. "I'm just… I don't do stuff like that."

"Wait, so… You wanted us to just deal with this?" Serafall asked, getting quick nod as an answer. "Mou~! I'm a magical girl, so it's obvious you took me, as well as Sirzechs-chan, Azazel and Michael. But there was no point in taking So-chan and co."

While speaking, Serafall hugged her sister and was caressing her head like she would a child. Much to Sona embarrassment. "Sister, please, stop…"

"I though twin tail would be of help. But she is useless."

"I'm not~!"

"This is interesting… Say, Ophis, would you be able to make a barrier like ours, only bigger?" Azazel asked with a wide gesture. "I may need Sirzechs and Michael help with this."

Ophis didn't answered, she just raised her hand and dark barrier engulfed entire area. Stones which were nearby were pulled closer, and soon served as quite stable floor. Leaders disabled their barrier and get closer to Governor.

"You figured it out?"

"Not exactly, but… It's not a fissure, not only" he stated, looking at the white color in the anomaly. "It's some kind of signal, powerful one at that… I think I can see some blurred images, and hear some voices, so it's like a distorted transmission."

"You think the three of us can stabilize and make something out if it?" deduced Michael. "From where it would even come from? Asgard? Hades? Abyss?"

"Probably. As for the second question…" Fallen Angels Governor pondered over the question for a moment. "It may sound ridiculous, but considering strange nature of this energy, I think – and this is only my theory – that it may come from a completely different world. Different universe."

Those words invoke a moment of absolute silence. For most people in current age such things were common trope in fantasy, so many of those gathered here were either confused or interested. However, if someone was at least slightly versed in dimensional magic and structure of their world, then they would call him an…

"…idiot."

Yes, it was once again Ophis who throw those sharp like daggers words.

"Something like that should be impossible." Rias, who was listening the whole time, joined the conversation. As an otaku, she knew such tropes, yet she was educated on basic of such matter too, and knew how ridiculous it sounded. "Right?"

"Is it really such a big deal?" asked Issei, being one of those completely unaware.

"Yes, it is, but.… I don't see any other explanation." Azazel look to Michael and Sirzechs. "The only way to find out is to stabilize this fissure. Besides, we cannot just ignore something like that."

"True… Well, since Ophis took care of protecting everyone from emptiness of this place, we can focus on this thing." Sirzechs moved to other side of the fissure, forming triangle around it with Azazel and Michael.

All three of them formed magical circles and focused their energies on the fissure. Their company could feel their immense power, and how it got sucked into the crack.

"Is it really something that big?" asked Xenovia, crossing arms under her breasts. "They never told us anything about it in Church."

Both Asia and Irina nodded at her words. Rest of Rias peerage was just as confused, Akeno and Kiba maybe not as much as the others, though they too were interested by the topic. Issei on the other hand was straight up lost, similar to Gasper, though the latter seemed embarrassed by his own ignorance, looking embarrassed and uncertain. Koneko seemed unfazed as always.

"I doubt there would be a reason to teach you about it" Sona answered blue haired ex-exorcist. "Stuff like that is either hypothetical discussion, or theory on dimensional magic, so nothing a Church warrior would have any use for on missions. Dealing with things like that would be rather delegated to angels themselves."

"That's my So-chan, always so smart~ " Serafall once again managed to grab a hold of her sister.

"S-sister, please…"

Vali looked at the scene before his very eyes with a disbelief.

As group discussion continued for some time, leaders focused all of their attention on the fissure. It stabilized, allowing all three to take a peek at images flashing in the white static. They exchanged few words between themselves, and after a moment, Azazel smiled.

"Okay, kids~!" he shouted, getting their attention. "Found yourself some comfortable piece of rock to sit on, you too Ophis, cause it looks like we're in for quite a show!"

"Are we… Really sure we want them to see this?" asked Michael, clearly conflicted after what he saw.

"This really is a rift from other world, maybe parallel universe… I think they deserve to see this, especially since Ophis dragged them here." Sirzechs opted for Azazel idea. "Besides… It'll be fun to see them watching this."

"2 to 1, Michael!"

Archangel just sighted at Azazel joyful comment, as most of the group sat at the stony floor. Rias and Sona sat next to each other, with Gremory peerage placing themselves on their master side, with Issei between Rias and Akeno, much to redhead annoyance. Koneko and Asia were next to each other, with Kiba and Xenovia kneeling behind them, and Irina sitting slightly further from them. Gasper sat near Koneko.

Of course, Serafall remained glued to Sona. On the contrary, Vali just let out his Divine Dividing and began floating in the air. Ophis was next to him.

Three leaders spread their hands and started releasing much more magic, completely clearing both visual and audio static of the fissure.

"Here we go~!"

4 Ounces of Frozen Tadpoles
2 Freshly Squeezed Bat Livers
A handful of crushed Clam shells
The wishbone of a chicken, unbroken
Eggshells hatched under a full moon
9 Ounces of Dog saliva, taken from a bitch in heat

"What?"

Issei, as well as pretty much everyone present, were just straight up confused, seeing pretty much a random bunch of most bizarre stuff.

"Is this… an alchemical recipe?" Sona was the first to deduced. "Tadpoles, bat livers, eggshells… All magically active ingredients, seems like for some mixture…"

"But who would need a dog saliva? Especially…" Irina cheeks become slightly pink. "…from a bitch in heat?"

"Okay, got the base ready, gotta keep stirring until the mixture starts to take on a purple hue... and keep adding peppermint and hair into it after that as I stir it 6 times clockwise and 4 times counterclockwise... heheheh... this is going to be great." A young man's voice stated to himself as he looked over the potion base that he was brewing. He had a jar that had a handful of tiny plant buds coming from the dirt in the jar, and he couldn't help himself but laugh wickedly as he thought about all the trouble he could cause people.

He was a tall young Japanese man.

"That's some evil villain laugh! I can tell when I hear one~!" Serafall exclaimed, pointing out at the 'screen'. Years of experience of Magical Girl show were speaking through her. Though that would include mostly cartoonish villains.

"But… he does not look like a bad person." Asia tilted her head, while eyeing boy on the screen. "In fact, he seems quite… cute?"

"Cute? He's almost a head taller than I!" Issei pointed out with visible jealously. Even Vali had to admit at least that part. "Not only good looking, but also taller… Why am I always losing to pretty boys?!"

"Issei-kun, you're not a bad looking either."

"Shut up, I don't wanted to hear it from you!" Of all people, it was Kiba who tried to comfort him first. Like a salt on an open wound.

Asia and Rias just chuckled, quickly joining in comforting the boy.

At least, tall FOR a Japanese man standing at 180 cm tall, with a somewhat impressive build for a guy of his nationality. He had a lot of lean muscle, but it was toned to show he cared about his physical body. He had to take care of himself, since the ingredients he always got were some stuff that he couldn't afford so usually he would have to capture stuff himself.

"Wait, what do you mean tall for Japanese?!" he noticed almost immediately.

"Well, Asian countries tend to be on smaller scale. In northern and middle Europe such height is pretty common." Rias gave a quick and accurate response, one furthering her Pawn descent into depression. "But don't worry, you're my cute Pawn.

"Buchou…"

"Why wouldn't he be able to afford ingredients?" Xenovia pay little interest to height issue, instead focusing on more important matter. "Mages do form contracts with devils to get funds, right?"

Sona nodded to that. "Maybe he's just bad at it?"

He tossed golden hair into his potion as it turned the color that it was suppose to, golden hair that perfectly matched the hair on his head. It should match, since he cut his own hair short to make the potion. He was 17 years old, and he had bright blue eyes filled with a love of life itself.

"If anything, I have to say that he's determined" said Akeno, looking at all those hairs dissolve. But the sparkle in his eyes did not escapes her attention.

Nobody could argue with this one detail – such eyes could not belong to an evil person. At least not truly evil.

"Must agree, he does look kind of cute…" Irina murmured under her nose.

"Come on... turn brown... start to turn brown." The young man chanted to himself as he saw the potion start to change into a scarlet color. "Damnit... it's not... note to self, don't use chicken wishbone, maybe I can see how... wormwood? Yeah, wormwood would be great for this. Still, I shouldn't let this go to waste... lets have some fun and freestyle!"

A potion was not meant to be wasted, and since he was experiencing with this anyway in making his own original potion, he might as well go full tilt and just have a blast doing it. He started to scribble down everything he was doing, and he looked around the room at his ingredients that he had access to.

"Okay, who in their right mind wants to 'have fun' with a failed potion?" Irina became slightly concerned for the boys mind… as well as his safety. "I get that he's struggling with money, but isn't it a bit too dangerous?"

"Even failed potion may have some effects which would be worthy re-creating" Akeno noticed quickly. "Trial and error IS a basic method of creating new alchemical recipes, though it require some… field tests."

Rias nodded at her queen words, adding however her own two cents to the topic. "Still, with the way he spoke of 'fun' and 'freestyle'… I doubt he will stick to safety standards."

That notion make them all sweat drop.

He was Uzumaki Naruto.

"That is… unusual name." Every Japanese in the group immediately agree to that, as well as every devil, who was not reincarnated recently.

Asia and Xenovia on the other hand were confused. "Why?"

"It's… Well, name of fish paste used in ramen." Irina explained to the two girls. Despite earlier suspicion, sitting there and watching it make them all relax. She even got closer to the group. "Something a bit like a fishcake."

Asia just chucked at the explanation. For some reason, it make this boy even cuter… though she kept it to herself.

Well, he was in Italy at the moment borrowing the lab of a recently deceased magician. So instead of Uzumaki Naruto, it would be more in line to say Naruto Uzumaki. He was a drop-out from his first year in high school, and after finding out his mother had been a mage and his father had been an alchemist, he decided that he would try his hand at studying the arts of magic as well. Thus, he looked up his parents old house that was left behind for him.

"Is he… an orphan?" Her previous line of thought got quickly replaced, especially since she could relate. "Must been hard for him…"

Sona pushed her glasses up, analyzing his situation. "He also dropped out of the school, has financial problems… If he didn't attend a Mage's School, he may be in a lot of trouble."

Xenovia and Irina full heartedly agreed with Sitri heiress, as if not, he would be heading the path of a rough wizards. And that means nothing but trouble. "Maybe that's why he's in Italy?"

"Maybe."

Issei must have to admit, he didn't know what he would do in his shoes. "At least he has his parents' house…"

He sold it.

"…what?"

He sold the house, but he kept everything that was of personal value to his parents and might be worth it to him and stored it up. He needed the money after all, and though he was pretty much about to be broke, he was sure that he was close to a breakthrough. Sure, he had no formal education in magic, and he had only been studying it for 2 years by himself, but he liked to think that some of his pranks had gone off pretty well.

"Well... to be fair to myself, I haven't make a single potion that was useful for anything but pranks... but I DID make some money off selling that Fieri Potion." Naruto stated, since his discovering of that potion had been a complete fluke on his part. That was the reason why he started to document everything he did, because he had a horrible memory. If he made a potion, he would NEVER be able to make it again unless he documented everything that went into it the exact amount of ingredients used.

"That's some irresponsible optimism" Koneko has finally spoken, breaking this awkward silence, turning her head to Rias queen. "Also, you were saying something about 'trial and error', Akeno-senpai?"

"Well, to be fair, he DID came up with new potion, one which someone was willing to buy" she answered white haired girl with a timid smile. "And he learned from his mistake, so all's well and good."

"Personally, I'm more concerned by the fact he does not attend Mage's School." Rias quickly put 2 and 2 together, with a slight frown on her face. "Two years of self-studying magic, using his potions for pranks… And now he's 'borrowing' lab of a dead mage. That's asking for trouble."

"It's miracle he's not in them already" Irina noticed, remembering how strict were authorities on rough mages, especially in Italy, the center of Christian faith.

She was getting concerned for the boy, maybe even more than everyone here, left aside Xenovia. She was part of the Church exorcist too, after all, she knew very well the punishments for ill conducted magic usage.

He had his notes from his parents, but it would seem his mother never had a formal education either so her notes were complicated to translate. His father DID have a formal education, but that made it even harder to translate those notes since they were written in Latin. That was why Naruto travelled to Europe, and then Italy, so he could see if he could learn the languages.

"Uh-oh, that's problematic." As soon as Leviathan spoke, almost everyone eyes focused on her and so, she had to explain. "Eh, mages and alchemists usually encrypt their notes with some kind of cipher, to their secrets a secrets. Decrypting those notes can be problematic, as we all see right now…" She pointed her finger at the 'screen'. "…but notes from a self-taught mage are an absolute bitch."

Everyone gazed at self-proclaimed Magical Girl with a bit of a shock. Of all people, no one expected a swear to came out of her mouth.

Sona and Rias seemed to understand how problematic work with such a text must be, and the reason why, but the rest have at best just suspicions.

"W-why it's such a problem?" Gasper finally asked.

"Because," and saying that, she raised her finger to make a point, like a teacher instructing the kids, "when a mage comes through official education, certain patterns and habits engrave onto him, at the very least on an instinctual level. When such a mage uses a cipher to hide his secrets, you can easily track from where such code comes from. And if he creates his own code, you can catch those patterns and use them to decrypt it."

"But this Naruto seem to have bigger problems with his father notes, the ones from an educated person" Issei noticed right away, but just as quickly got his response.

"Because they are in Latin, language he does not know." Serafall pointed out. "Now, on the other hand, self-taught mages don't have those patterns and they don't use already existing ciphers, because they literally don't know them."

Sona took over from her sister, already knowing what she's going for. "So they create their own ciphers, not basing them on already existing ones, and without any patterns which could help during decryption."

"That's my So-chan~!" Short stack Maou literally shot out towards her sister, with an intention of pure affection and admiration.

"S-sis, please…"

Seeing that her friend was unable to continue, cause of dramatic case of embarrassment, Rias took over. "Which means, that to decipher such code, you literally have to start from scratch, at best basing your research on mage personality… which may be a misleading trope, halting work even further."

"That's Rias-chan for you~! Catching up really quick!" Serafall complemented her, while cuddling to her sister. "So yeah, normal mage can have a lot of troubles with notes from a self-taught… but I guess, as a self-taught himself, Naru-chan may have an easier time deciphering his mom notes. Hard to tell really, since I don't know if he had anything to compare them too."

Everyone nodded, not in unison, but it seemed the get a gist of what she tried to explain. Even Issei seemed to catch up, to certain extent.

Certain though popped up in Asia mind though. 'Why would he…?'

"Listen, I'm glad you enjoy your little chatter, but can you please focus a bit more on watching?" Azazel suddenly reached out to them, the first time they hear his speak since he started doing… whatever he was doing with the fissure right now. "I swear, if someone would type all of this, I bet it would be a page of almost nothing but talk."

"Hey, not all of us are expert in those things," said Issei. "So maybe be a little more lenient when we're trying to understand this…"

"It may not look like it, but stopping this thing is quite taxing, you know?"

Now that he mentioned it, out of three leaders only Sirzechs wasn't sweating. It's not like Michael and Azazel were dead tired, but it was visible that this fissure does consume a lot of power, and even if they were nowhere near empty, it was better to not drain them so hard.

"I'm shoooorry…" Serafall spoke with a 'beaten puppy' expression, actually crying from self-felt quilt. It was her who started this discussion, after all. "Sooo-chan, comfort me…"

"Eh…" She did, having little choice in the matter, as they finally were able to go back to watching.

He was dumb though.

The Italians didn't speak Latin, they spoke Italian, which meant he learned English and Italian for no reason at all. He then had to find somebody who would teach him Latin, and that was a BITCH for him to find since it was rare for find a person who could fluently speak a dead language.

'So I was right.' Asia confirmed her line of thought. She lived in Italy, so she knew a bit about culture and language. 'He really thought it's still used there, huh?'

Literally everyone were dumbfounded by this revelation. Even Serafall stopped crying.

"Who… in a right mind thinks a dead language is still used commonly, even in its past center of usage?" Koneko asked with a stoic expression, which showed better than any other just how deeply and truly dumbfounded she was right now. "He's an absolute idiot…"

"Well, it's taught there more frequently than in other countries, especially in Church schools…" Xenovia allowed herself to interrupt. "…but yeah, normal people usually forgot most of it that they learned in school."

The scarlet potion turned a dark green when Naruto poured in sheep blood into the mix.

"Ufufu, a new reaction… Looks menacing~!" Akeno giggled while saying that, earning a few raised eyebrows. "What?"

"I know he will probably be thrilled at new transformation, but you sound like you're hoping that something would happen." Rias noticed and scolded lightly her queen. "This stuff could turn lethal, so please, stop enjoying yourself so much…"

Hybrid girl just pouted in annoyance.

"OH! That is a new one, gotta-"

"Why, look at the blasphemy going on here."

"Wait a minute…" Xenovia recognized that voice, immediately taking a peek her former colleague.

"... Shit." Naruto stated as he turned around and saw the two who had been chasing him around all over Italy show their faces. He had been so taken by what he had been doing, that he didn't even pay attention to his surroundings at all.

Two girls.

"…you got to be kidding me!" Irina eyes went wide, as they got visual confirmation.

It was them – Irina and Xenovia – from that other world.

Two very sexually dressed girls who were wearing the exorcist uniforms of the church, and though they were not under orders from the church to go after him, the church did get a donation from the Mage's School to take him into custody so that he could be punished for his crimes.

Irina cheeks blushed lightly, as she instinctively covered her breast and crotch. She wore this suit on every mission, it proved its utility, so she never questioned its design, but seeing it first-person on herself and being so bluntly noted of that made her self-conscious.

Thankfully, everyone were consumed by watching actions of Naruto.

"But man, it really seems like they hired a hentai artist to design those suit" Issei made a snarky remark for himself, smiling lecherously. "Not that I complain."

Now she was as red as tomato.

By the way, he was somewhat of a criminal.

"Well, looks like he already is in a lot of trouble…" Sona just sighted, remembering her previous worries and how they were already trashed.

"But for Mage's School to pay the Church…" Kiba started to wonder just how much of a nuisance this Naruto must have been. "I know they are not on a bad terms, but don't such organizations deal with their own problems?"

"Yes, unless wanted person is outside of their sphere of influence, or situation gets out of hand…" Xenovia shivered. "…and that does not happen often."

"Hello Naruto, are you ready to give in... you won't be able to keep running forever you know. God will always have his eye on you." The blue haired girl stated as she looked at him. She had an athletic build, but with wide birthing hips and pretty large breasts. She was wielding a church issues, mass-produced holy sword, and her hair went down beyond her butt. Her hazel eyes gazed at Naruto with a friendly coldness, both friendly and cold.

Xenovia.

"Yup, that's the good old me… and I got a bad feeling about it." Blue haired girl moved her gaze at sword her other version was holding. "We don't have the Excalibur fragments with us, though…"

Kiba leaned a bit forward. He saw the skill of those two with Excalibur pieces, and he witnessed what Xenovia was capable with Durandal, but now he got a chance to see them fight without those powerful relics. A display of pure skill, not enhanced by additional power.

Xenovia saw his interest and quickly reassured him. "My skills with normal blade are just as good as with Excalibur."

"I don't doubt it."

"Oh Lord, please lead this sinner into Heaven so he may-"

"-hey Irina, lets skip that today. What have I been charged with this time?" Naruto asked as he looked at the second girl.

"Wait… that's not the first time?" Asia asked with a nervous smile on her face.

Sona just sighted. "Looks like he's in much more trouble than I expected…"

She had a near exact match for her body as Xenovia, but with long light orange hair done up in twin tails. Her hips were the same width as Xenovia, but her butt was a bit smaller. She was wielding the same standard issue sword. Apparently, the church didn't deem him enough of a threat to warrant the girls being allowed to use the normal swords they would use when they went hunting criminals.

Irina Shidou, fun fact was that she was from the same nation as him, the two of them being Japanese.

"Luckily, it does not seem to be some serious crime" Irina tried to ease Sitri heiress worries, getting into the details of her thinking. "We were quite proficient in using our Excaliburs, so we could get permission to use them for most missions with no problems from the higher-ups. If they didn't lend us them, then his crimes must have been nothing too serious."

That seemed to ease not only Sona, but the rest as well.

"Peeping in the local bathhouse-"

"Pff~!" Hearing that, Issei barely managed to contain his laugh.

Earning in response few sighs and uneasy smiles. And one death glare from certain petite girl.

"Okay, guilty of that one. It's really hard to get the sweat of a virgin girl otherwise, not like I can go around asking for it." Naruto admitted to doing that. He snuck into the girl's bathhouse and used a potion to transform himself into Irina, because that was funny to him to use the form of his pursuers. "You've got great skin, by the way." Naruto gave her a thumbs up.

Irina blushed.

Irina blushed too. And shivered too.

"Great, another one" Koneko murmured, curling her lips in annoyed grimace while looking towards Red Dragon Emperor.

"Hey, I'll not deny that we're perverts, but there is a difference in peeping and peeping for higher purpose." Those words of earned him another death glare from Koneko, as well as sighs of disbelief and embarrassment, bur he continued nonetheless. "Hey, in his defense, what would you say if some random guys walked to you on a street, asked if you are a virgin and then, assuming you would not punch him to coma, asked if you could spare a few drops of your sweat?"

"…fair point…"

"That aside, guy's damn clever!" he stated, this time really excited for his fellow pervert. "Turning into a sexy girl to get close enough… Two birds with one stone, he, he, he~!"

Yet another death glare and sighs of disbelief.

"-sexually mol-"

"NOT guilty, I did NOT molest that girl..." Naruto paused for a moment. "...The actions of my familiar are NOT my actions, and I will not be blamed for what my familiar does after I make my escape." Naruto added on, since he used a familiar to escape the girl. She was older than him, for starters, and she had been allied with the church as well. She was the girl who tried to get him before Xenovia and Irina, and she only had to fail once more before she gave up and decided he wasn't worth it.

"I guess…?" Asia was conflicted on that one. "Stuff like that should be taught to the familiar by its owner, isn't it?"

"Depends" Rias answered, leaning forward to get a better sight at her. "Not all familiars are a property that can be trained, some are intelligent creatures who side with mage… In such case, it's familiar fault."

"IF it is an intelligent familiar, that is." Serafall added, still cuddling to her little sister.

"Admittedly, the fact she tried to kill you, and you weren't the one who did the molesting will work in your favor. She acted out of line, and tried to use deadly force against you." Xenovia agreed with Naruto on that one. "... and the next crime, selling organs on the black market." Xenovia stated one of his serious crimes.

"What?" Sona looked up, blinking few time, as if trying to asses if she misheard it or not. "He did what?"

Such information dropped out of the blue resulted in an awkward silence. People like Asia or Gasper were literally unsure how even react to such reveal, while others tried to process it.

"First off, she tried to kill him for apparently no reason, so it's on her." Irina finally spoken up, having no problem to agree with other Xenovia on that matter. "But organ selling… Where he did even get it?"

Naruto lifted his shirt.

"It was one of MY organs, and I'm allowed to sell them if I want to. Anyway-"

"What?!" Irina violently leaned forward on her arms. "Is this guy serious?!"

"Yes, but that's not the point" Serafall stated. "Even if you're crazy and desperate, you would think twice before selling your own organs…"

Everyone got immediately struck by the grim reality of the boy. They already saw he was struggling with money, and with no parents of institution backing him up, he must have been forced to drastic methods to survive. It was hard to watch, especially to someone like Asia, who was quite caring for those around.

"This guy is completely nuts…" Issei concluded with clear shock in his eyes.

"The organ turned to goo."

"Wait… What?!"

"To be fair, I created the organ using my blood and a potion, so unless it gets transplanted into somebody else in like 5 hours, it will vanish. Not MY fault the idiots didn't remember my warning." Naruto admitted to the crime of selling his own organs on the black market. He had a LOT of enemies there now that the organs he kept selling to them kept vanishing before they could turn a profit from them. Now nobody would buy organs from him anymore, so he couldn't make money that way.

There was a silence. The first one who snapped out of the shock was Issei.

"Ha, ha, ha~!" he erupted in loud laughter, crossing arms on his chest and leaning backwards. "I can't believe this… This guy pulled out a stunt like that, and we were led by the nose to belief he actually sold off his organ."

Slowly, one by one, they started giggling and smirking. Some with elegance, like Rias or Akeno, some with care, like Asia and Gasper, some smiled with mixture of emotions, and some just smirked at how they were tricked to misunderstood the situation.

Sona rubbed the base of her nose, using her hand to hide the slight blush of embarrassment on her face. She was concerned for the boy, after all, so this reveal was in a way humiliating her. Something her sister noticed, yet remained silent about.

Another failed potion, a potion to create new organs for people to be able to grow new organs for themselves using their own blood.

"That's… actually a good motivation to brew such potion" Xenovia noted when all lighting finally ceased. "Kind of surprising… I took him for a simple troublemaker."

"There is nothing against someone being a prankster and good person." Koneko stood up for the blonde. "He may just seek attention…"

"Over 100 different charges of dousing people with a liquid that eats their clothes, leaving them naked in public."

"Hell yes!" shouted Issei, raising his fist in gesture of manly understanding. He may have been irritated at how girls called him cute and all, but seeing this guy perverted pranks got him quite excited. "I really start to like this guy!"

Everyone gazed at Issei with clear disbelief. Even Asia, though she did so with cute pout. Red Dragon Emperor could only scratch his head with nervous chuckle at the damning looks.

"…and he's pervert, right." Koneko finished her sentence about the blond.

...

"Got a excuse for that one?" Irina asked Naruto, and his only response was to laugh under his breath at that one. "I'll take that as a no then."

"Guilty" she summed up.

"No, I totally did that for my own amusement. I made a potion that mimics the clothes dissolving effect of slime, and wanted to test it... it was amazing." Naruto had trouble not giving his happiest smile when he thought back to that one. It was one of his few super successful potions that had exactly the effect that he had intended for it.

Issei gave him proud thumb up of approval, earning in response a slap to the back of his head from Rias. Not a gentle one though.

"Worth" he stated with pride, caressing struck point.

"B-but he does not seem to take much pleasure from… stripping people." Gasper blushed while saying that. "He s-seems more happy from the fact his potion s-succeeded at what it was supposed to do."

Well, no one could argue with that. Especially girls noticed how innocent and happy that smile from Naruto was.

Xenovia marked that down on the notepad she was given.

"Okay, a confession to that crime."

"No mercy, huh?" Issei deadpanned at that.

"What can I say? That's who I was back then" she responded pretty casually. "You could say I was a bit too harsh…"

"To put it mildly." Irina caressed her forehead, remembering how straight forward this girl was.

Xenovia shot her a blaming gaze, her cheeks slightly blushed. "Common, you were supposed to gloss over that, or said something in my defense. Not kick me when I'm down."

Irina just stick out her tongue playfully, teasing Xenovia further. And while neither of two noticed it, to observers it was obvious that uneasiness between them have diminished significantly.

"Oh yeah I confess to it, I'm a little surprised that you didn't list the fact I was illegally breeding a new breed of tentacle plant." Naruto was surprised that wasn't listed among his crimes. Xenovia and Irina both sent him looks, and he shrunk in on himself. "...most likely because you didn't know about it, before I admitted to it." Naruto stated, since he was pretty sure he just outed himself on that one.

Xenovia nodded her head.

"It was at this moment that he knew… He fucked up." Issei was barely able to keep his chuckle subdued.

Xenovia and Irina on the other hand shuddered. "New breed of… tentacles?"

They both faced enough crazy alchemists to know how those things turns out. Neither really wanted to find out how this new breed differs from usual.

"Te-tentacles?" Asia blushed, remembering those few plants they faced since she became Rias bishop. "You… You mean THESE kind of tentacles?"

"Rarely there are different ones, Asia." Rias clarified this to her blonde servant.

Naruto put his hand on the table behind him, and his finger got cut when it went directly on top of a knife, and he smiled to himself as he flicked his blood into the potion. He did it subtly so that they didn't notice what he had done.

"Guy's pretty good at deception, I'll give him that" stated Kiba, taking a look at Church girls. "You may be a bit dense, but when facing a target, you seem pretty focused."

"Thanks, Kiba." Xenovia responded pretty casually, unfazed by his words.

Irina on the other hand, was unsure about them. "…should I take it as a compliment, or insult?"

"Idiot."

"I'm not and idiot!" Irina yelled in response, teary eyed and pouting angrily. Ophis word was like a dagger, especially since it was the first thing she said after keeping silent for an entire watching.

While surprised by Ophis sudden action, the rest remained mostly unfazed and focused on the show. Asia and Xenovia were the only ones who shifted towards Irina to comfort her, even if only a bit.

"Ara, seems like we're going to find out what this potion does" spoken Akeno, clearly enjoying herself despite previous plead and current sigh from Rias to restrain herself. "And he added his blood to it… To strengthen its effect, or maybe control it?"

"You can't escape now, you might have escaped last time, but we've got you this time." Irina had a wide smile on her face. They had been chasing Naruto off and on now for about 5 weeks in between their missions from the church, since Naruto had been labelled a very low priority threat.

"Someone's determined" once again said hybrid, with clearly teasing tone. "But going after a guy like that for five whole weeks… Is it still determination or already stalking~?"

Rias sighed once more, clearly giving up on reprimanding her queen. While she tried to keep her in check for sake of others comfort, doing so indefinitely was impossible. Teasing others and enjoying twisted stuff was like a second nature to her.

Irina leaned face down into Asia side, letting a scream of irritation into her shirt, muffling it effectively. Former nun just patted her on the head.

Xenovia make an attempt to diverge from Akeno teasing. "Anyway, I know he's not a serious criminal, but we haven't catch him in five weeks… He may pose no actual threat, but by no means should be labeled just as 'low priority'."

Xenovia raised her sword up.

"Definitely some sort of kinky yandere stalking." Xenovia may have tried, but her fair attempt met an unstoppable force of Akeno teasing.

Sigh of disbelief was the only response the hybrid girl heard in response to it though.

"Can I just say one thing?" Naruto asked them as he raised his hands up.

"No!" Issei nearly shouted, gazing wide eyed at Xenovia. "Please, don't you dare!"

Blue haired girl became really confused by this sudden yell. "W-what?"

"Just… Please, of all things, don't fall for THIS!"

"Your last words before we catch you, sure." Xenovia gestured for Irina to hold off for a moment. They needed to respect his words, since he had given them enough trouble to at least respect when he was giving himself up.

"Oh no…" Rias noticed this even before her pawn did, but seeing it play out just the way she expected, was to some level painful to watch. Almost everyone understood what is about to happen, and eventually, even typically straightforward Xenovia noticed that.

Naruto grabbed his potted plant.

"YEET!"

"You did fell for it!" Issei, of all people, lamented over such a basic mistake. "How could you fell for it?!"

"W-what do you mean 'how'?!" Xenovia asked genuinely confused, with her cheeks becoming slightly pink from the shame of her counterpart mistake. "How someone was supposed to notice…"

Rias interrupted her, massaging the base of her nose. Her otaku was acting up. "There are two basic rules in any battle series: you never monologue, and you never let an enemy pressed against a wall to have his last words."

Xenovia went silent and crossed her legs, putting her hands in area between them. So this was the wisdom of Japanese culture, of manga and anime?

Naruto threw the potted plant into the potion and jumped underneath the table. Naruto yeeted the baby plant into the formula, and like magic the potion pot shattered as large amounts of tentacles started to emerge from it and grow all over the room.

"Oh, I can see where this is going~" Serafall stated with mischievous smile. "Just like in 'Magical Girls: Eden's Garden' 18+ Limited Edition!"

A moment of silence has fallen over all of them, as they instantly turned their heads towards Leviathan. Some did it so quickly, that they flinched in sudden spike of pain.

Girls were almost all blushing, not all equally though: Asia and Irina looked absolutely stunned, with their mouths opened; Rias just sighted in disbelief, while Akeno covered her mouth and giggled teasingly; Xenovia took just a curious peek at female Maou, still seemingly absorbed by thoughts; Koneko looked too, though with small blush and deadpanned expression. The only one completely unfazed was Ophis – on the contrary to Sona, who seemed to be fuming from embarrassment, probably wanting to quit on living right now.

Guys took it almost nonchalantly: Kiba just smiled over Leviathan words, while usually stoic Vali raised an eyebrow. Gasper hide blushed face in his hands, and Issei… actually started at Leviathan.

Interested by that intense look, Serafall leaned forward, to have a better look at Red Dragon Emperor. "What is it, Ise-chan~?"

"'Magical Girls: Eden's Garden' Limited Edition, you said?" he asked with pure determination burning in his eyes. Shortstack girls nodded in response, igniting a sheer resolve in Issei. "Lend it to me later, okay?"

Serafall smiled widely in response, beaming with joy. "Sure thing~!"

Witnessing all of this, Sona wanted to shout 'Don't corrupt my sister, Hyoudou!', yet at this point… she wasn't sure, who will corrupt who. So she just embraced her knees and hide her face in them. At least she wasn't the center of attention of this talk.

"Hopeless perverts…" Koneko snored under her nose, noticing as Gasper took a slight peek from between his fingers towards that conversation, with some clear interest. "You too."

"Eh?!"

"Get them, as your daddy, I command you to get those girls!" Naruto pointed at the girls from under the table as the tentacles kept growing at a truly alarming rate. They rushed towards the girls, who were able to use their agility to dodge and run around the tentacles. They even used their swords to cut down any tentacle that grabbed ahold of them.

Naruto stayed under the table where it was safe.

"Someone's chickened out." Koneko noted bluntly.

"You girls, on the other hand, are doing great~!" Serafall praised exorcists performance, seeing how tentacles advanced from all directions. She smiled cheekily. "Is it experience, or woman defensive instincts kicking in?"

Neither of them was sure which one it was. They were pretty confident in their abilities, yet in that situation, lacking any magical skills and their Excalibur fragments, adrenaline pumping through them would certainly carried them through.

One thing was certain – Serafall seemed to really enjoy watching this stuff.

"You tricked us, you had no intention of giving up!" Xenovia called out as she jumped towards the door and prepared to escape. Her escape route was blocked by a wall of tentacles, and ALL the walls of the room were covered in tentacles at this point. Even the floor itself was becoming more and more covered with the throbbing red plant limbs.

"Duh!" Issei snored at the obvious. "That being said, this setup seems like some horror movie… or really hardcore hentai. You girls will be okay?"

Xenovia was actually beaming red. It was one thing to be lecture about falling for 'obvious' trick, and the other for the same person to worry about them now.

"O-of course!" Irina responded with nervous smile, while raising her clenched fist. "We can deal with a bunch of mutated plants, right Xenovia?"

'We're screwed' she though in response for Irina optimism.

Naruto reached up out from under the table, and grabbed his book and his pen, and he started to write down.

"See? He learned and now is noting his progress." Akeno pointed out with a proud smile, like a parent gloating about their kids achievements.

She has a lot of fun watching his mischief, so why not be a bit proud of his successes?

Tentacle Hell Potion
Makes tentacles that obey the person who added their hair to the potion, they grow at a very alarming rate and-

Naruto felt a tentacle go over his shoulder without messing with him, or trying to molest him for that matter.

-they do not molest the person who added their dna to the potion. The tentacles, perhaps due to the addition of crushed clams, give off the same smell as the ocean and clams.

"For a moment there, I was scared…" Issei sighted with relief, when tentacle did nothing to the boy. "Getting screwed by a tentacle you yourself made… Talk about a worst way to fuck up."

Asia smiled nervously, watching curiously those perverted plants. "They… smell like ocean?"

"Aside for this, name is… quite adequate." Koneko noted, considering color of those plants and how they spread everywhere. "But considering the scent, I would not want to…"

"Naru-!?"

"…never mind."

Irina got caught, and for her troubles she got a tentacle in her mouth. Her right leg and left arm were both caught by the plant, pulling on both of them as it lifted her up into the air. With her free arm she tried to slice the tentacles, but her sword couldn't reach them. Xenovia rushed towards Irina, but she stepped on the tentacles on the floor and they wrapped around both of her feet. She tripped and fell face first into the tentacles.

"See?" Ophis turned towards Vali. "Useless"

"Let go of-!?"

Xenovia also got a mouthful of tentacle.

"Both."

Irina turned red from shame – both from the comment of Dragon God and image before her – and covered her face with her hands, though she did peek right through the fingers. Xenovia blushed too, but unlike her former partner, she did not hide her face. No, she just stared down.

Not only she felled for supposedly 'obvious' trick, made a guy who pointed that out worried, but she also was tripped by tentacles. And considering her counterpart already got a mouth full of them, she could imagine how this situation would advance.

Akeno leaned towards Rias, whispering playfully, but loud enough so she could hear her. "Can I NOW enjoy myself a bit?"

Rias sighted yet again, as Xenovia finally covered eyes with her hand.

The sheer humiliation…

"... and like that it is safe for me. Gotta gather up my stuff." Naruto stated as he came out from under the table. "Now, I know you want to penetrate them, but don't do that to anything but their mouths." Naruto stated as he pat the thickest tentacle, and some of the tentacles that were ripping off the girl's clothes slumped over in sadness.

They wanted to follow their instincts, but they couldn't go against Naruto's orders to not rape the girls. The tentacles turned to Naruto and seemed to be giving off the impression of a kicked puppy, and Naruto covered his mouth and gave a fake tear.

…was not over yet, as even Naruto seemingly took a pity of them. While having fun.

"Aw…" was a disappointed response from Issei to Naruto. Followed by hard and loud smack to his head by Rias. "Ouch~!"

"Thanks" was a meek response from Irina to Naruto. Followed by her closing her fingers and covering her eyes, to not get embarrassed even more.

"Poor little tentacles-chan~ " was joyful response from Serafall. "Naru-chan, you meanie~!"

And another batch of raised eyebrows was the response to that.

"... They grow up so fast... but seriously. Since you were enhanced by my potion, I need to do some testing on the fluids that you shoot out. So I can't have you shooting it into them. You CAN rub them down from head to toe though." Naruto stated as he grabbed his blank book and started to gather up all of his supplies. Naruto would put a jar against a blank page, and the jar would sink into the book.

"Well, at least HE is thinking of possible consequences." Sona said so with serious face, eyeing her older sister sternly. She pouted cutely at that. "He was mixing stuff at random, so no one have any fucking idea what those things could produce. For all we know, its offspring could be a parasitic abomination, or worse."

Irina and Xenovia shuddered at that, the brown haired girl still looking through her fingers. The idea of bearing some parasite monster was quite terrifying, enough to wash part of the embarrassment they felt.

Rias and Akeno on the other hand, together with rest of the squad, looked in shock at Sona – who just swear with no care in the world for her image. Seemingly, not caring anymore from all the shame she experienced from her sister.

Serafall though actually had tears in her eyes. "So-chan, no~! Don't lose your innocence yet~!"

Sitri heiress could only sigh, as her older sister glued to her once more. Girls around just giggled at the sight of sisterly love… even if display was one sided.

Asia eventually spoke up, bringing everyone's attention back to the vision: "He has some strange magical book…"

His father's Storage Book, a book that each page of the book could be used to store things, but only 1 type of object per page. It was a small book as well, only about 100 or so pages to it, so he was kind of limited in what he could put in the book. He didn't know how to make another book, since his father's notes were too complicated for him to understand it.

"That's convenient" said Kiba.

"I would say the same… but he still feels limited!?" Issei pointed at the screen, at the boy. "Hundred pages and he still feels limited. How much ideas this guy must have, to be limited by something like that?!"

"For an alchemist this can be limiting" Rias spoke up. "Basic potions may require just few ingredients, but advanced or experimental can use dozen of them, not even counting different types of the same material – dried, fresh, etc."

"Um… How many ingredients can be used in the alchemy?" Asia asked curiously, having little to no knowledge about potion making. "Hundred pages really seem like a lot of space to me."

"I doubt anyone here has an extensive knowledge about alchemy and all the details of potion making, to actually narrow down the possible reagents, but I believe summarizing the basic would be enough to visualize it. "Sona turned her head towards former nun. "Every basic element can be used, depending of the nature of potion or experiment – ranging from common minerals to rare and precious metals. Then we have most plants and mushrooms – ranging from fresh to dried, as well as gathered under specific conditions. Then, we have animal parts, such as organs or body fluids. And then…"

"Sona, I think that's enough." Rias stopped her friend, chucking under her nose, as she pointed towards her peerage.

Asia had a dumbfounded expression on her face and, as steam was flowing from the top of her head. The rest took it pretty well… or weren't paying attention at all.

Considering what was happening on the 'screen', Sitri heiress should not be surprised.

"MMMPH! Na MMMMPH!" Xenovia had freed her mouth for a second, but another tentacle filled it as she and Irina were stripped naked and played with like tentacle toys.

Asia slowly returned to her sense, starting to blush heavily, as she once again paid attention to what was happening. Almost everyone present were blushing to some extend at the scenes, though the ones afflicted the most were Xenovia and Irina – with the latter covering her face in embarrassment, shaking her head in attempt to not listen to the sounds, while the former kept biting her lip in shame of failing.

"So really hardcore hentai after all."

Issei blunt comment draw nearly all eyes in the vicinity to him, getting more than few questioning looks from the girls. He felt under a LOT of pressure here, but decided to speak nonetheless. "Okay, listen. I may get beat up for that, but… considering the only other outcome would be some heavy horror, shouldn't we be happy with what is happening?"

Irina and Xenovia were puzzled at that, but couldn't deny that notion – as much as it sucked, it was better to watch their counterparts gets violated sexually, than ripped and consumed by uncontrolled tentacle monstrosity – as did the rest of the group, Sona and Koneko included.

None of them would ever imagine, that they would agree with Issei on such topic.

"Though I'm not gonna lie – cannot wait to see what they are capable of in pervy way!"

"Issei!" Rias raised her voice in disbelief, scolding her Pawn.

No penetration downstairs of course.

"Thankfully" noted Sona.

Not this time at least.

"Thankfully!" Issei gave a thumb up for that… earning himself another slap to the back of his head by his master. "Ouch…"

Koneko glared at him, eventually turning her gaze back at the screen. She was so annoyed by his openness to perversion… though she could not hide her own blush when watching the tentacles. "Perv."

"Just going to take-" Naruto picked up the handles of the church standard light swords, and he put them in his bag. He didn't really have a combat use for them, but he was sure he could take the light magic source out of them and use them for a potion later. Maybe he could make a super awesome potion that could have a holy element to it.

"Please don't" Irina asked with genuine fear in her voice. After witnessing his current work, she wasn't sure she was ready to see what he would be able to do with holy power.

Slimes that were immune to demonic power maybe?

He didn't know, but he just had a really bad habit of taking anything that he believed he could use for his own amusement.

"Please don't" asked Rias, starting to sweat nervously. "They are quite a nuisance already, no need to make them worse, right?"

Every devil deals from time to time with slimes – either those naturally infesting their territories or thrown away from mages failed experiments – and thought of such creatures possessing immunity to demonic power send shivers down her spine. Sona too seemed to shiver at the thought.

The fact that he was thinking of that just for fun was even scarier.

-15 Minutes Later-

"Oh…"

"Okay, all finished packing up... you two... oooooh." Naruto hissed when he turned his attention back to Xenovia and Irina. They were both red faced and sweating, with their groins soaked with their own sexual fluids. There might have been no penetration, but a tentacle was still a tentacle and had a certain effect on women. They had cum several times from the external stimulation alone, and with the tentacles having fun with their mouths, they were drooling up a flood that was dripping off their chins.

"Oh my… Um… Wow…" Asia wasn't able to mutter a coherent word, looking up at the image with wide eyes and red cheeks. "Um, that's…"

"Damn great!" finished Issei, though very likely not the way Asia intended. Not that anyone corrected him – all of them were too focused on the indecent scene itself.

Well, almost all of them.

"Don't look!" Irina yelled loud in embarrassment, as she curled up into a ball and hide her face in her own palms. "Please, don't look at me!"

She wasn't sure what was worse – the fact that everyone saw her counterpart in such shameful state… or the fact that it really looked hot.

Xenovia just averted her eyes from the screen.

He felt bad about this one, he would admit that, he should have let the girls keep their mouths free. The problem was that tentacle plants did use girl's mouths to allow them to take in fluids to enhance their bodies sensitivity.

"Well… No one is perfect I guess?" Vali snored under his nose at Issei words, taking a peek at the boy, who clearly was getting more and more on the side of this Naruto guy. "On the other hand, it's a nice excuse."

"Cannot say if it actually is an excuse… or is he genuinely sorry for that." Rias quickly retorted, completely unable to read this guy.

The tentacle plant was showing signs of exhaustion though, and more than half of the tentacles were dried up and dying.

"Aww… Poor tentacles-chan~!"

At this point, nobody even paid attention to Leviathan comment. Well, no one but her sister, trying to appear as little as possible.

The potion gave a super boost to tentacles, but at the cost of drastically lowering the lifespan of the plant. Naruto went over to the girls and he took out two bottles, and he held them under the girl's crotches. They were small bottles, but they still took a moment to fill up as sexual fluids dripped off of the girls and into the bottles. Naruto took a hair from each of the girls as well and put a blue hair in Xenovia's bottle and an orange hair in Irina's bottle.

"Hey, that's sexual harassment!" Irina raised her hand in protest, head sticking out from her still curled up position. A deep silence made her question her decision. "W-what?"

She has earned herself a dozen of deadpan stares. No words, just the looks of absolute disbelief, all saying 'Are you serious?', making her slowly back away her hand.

"You got stripped and molested by hentai tentacles, and only NOW you complain about sexual harassment?" Koneko actually raised her voice in disbelief.

Koneko, of all people!

"It… It's not the same!" she retorted with a deep blush, which by this point started engulfing her whole body. "That was tentacles, not direct contact… That's different!"

They just ignore that reasoning and focused back on the screen, as Irina pouted in annoyance.

At this point, about 80% of the tentacles had withered away.

"Oh thank God, it's over…"

"Oh damn, it's over…"

…said at the same time Irina and Serafall, looking at each other afterwards with clearly visible disagreement on their faces. Leviathan winked at her and smiled, playfully putting out her tongue, to relieve tension.

Girl exorcist decided to not think about this.

"Okay, got the cum of two virgin holy maidens. This will be a GREAT thing, and with your hairs I can transform into you two later on to test potions on a female body. This is a GREAT addition to my ingredients." Naruto was happy with that at least. Also, the sexy noises they had been making had given him a bit of a stiffy earlier, but he had calmed himself down. He was going to save all of this to his mental spank bank and have some fun later.

"…that I would agree to being a sexual harassment" said Koneko, with her usual stoic face.

Issei however was very quick to respond to that. "Nah, he just enjoyed the sight, didn't actually do anything to them."

"Those two became the fap material" she pointed out immediately, making girls in question averting their gaze. "Not even mentioning his plans to transform into them, and doing whatever he's willing to."

"Hey, he'll be doing this to his own body then!" Issei raised a finger to make a point. "Changed into a girl, true, but still his own flesh… And he didn't even mentioned doing anything perverted this time!"

"Yeah… It's not like he's giant pervert, with all of his creations revolving around naughty stuff, right?" Koneko stated the rhetorical question in hopes to end the discussion, hopelessly rubbing her own forehead. When defending fellow pervert, Issei turned out to be quite hardened in his belief and determination.

Fap material AND new ingredients, it was a win-win for him.

"I'm a fap material…" Irina snuggled her own knees closer, smiling with empty gaze in total defeat. "And he got my… fluids as ingredients…"

"Our fluids…" Xenovia joined her in seeping sadness, though she was clearly less affected than her twin tailed friend.

Naruto grabbed a small, remaining tentacle and squeezed it into another clean bottle, and it squirted out it's pink fluid. Naruto filled the bottle up, and this was a LARGE bottle, before he corked it and added it to his book.

Asia took a curious glance at that. "Why does he did that? He can create those tentacles at any time, since he wrote the recipe, right?"

"Maybe the fluid have different properties, depending on what plant is used to create the tentacles?" Sona put up her thesis. "Or he simply wanted to check if they have any unknown ones, without growing new ones, since those are about to die anyway?"

"Probably the latter." Rias nodded her head in agreement.

All of the tentacles withered away, and the girls were able to take extremely deep breaths the moment that they were freed. Naruto looked at the two of them, and saw their butts were tinted pink with arousal and enhanced sensitivity. Both of the girls were starting to get back to their feet, and he was going to be in a LOT of trouble if they stood up.

"Oh my, I think I can already see where this is going" said Akeno, covering her mouth in attempt to muffle her giggle. "He will not take any chances."

"No, he will not!" Issei exclaimed, not bothering to hide his cackle, as he gave the black haired Queen a thumb up. "Good thinking, Akeno-senpai!"

Rias sighted with resignation, once more since the last time, understanding that watching this spectacle made her servants bond in very… unusual way.

"Oh no…" Xenovia murmured, seeing alongside Irina where it was going.

...

"Please don't…"

*SMACK/SMACK*

"Dammit!" she exclaimed, leaning back and taking a deep sight of frustration. "I saw this coming… and it still stricken my warriors pride."

Naruto full force spanked them.

"T-that must have hurt…" Gasper shyly noticed, comparing the strike to the magical punishment his king used to enforce. He took a quick peek at Rias. "Not sure which would be worse…"

"Hmm?"

"N-nothing!"

"AAAAH!" Xenovia and Irina gave mutual shouted of pain and pleasure as they collapsed to the ground, the strength leaving their bodies. Xenovia had reached another orgasm from that spank, and while Irina didn't orgasm, the spank robbed the rest of the energy from her body as she was shaken to the core by it.

Gasper blushed at the sight, so did Asia.

Both of them were acquainted with spanks… as a way of punishment for naughty children, yet this was the first time either of them saw someone taking pleasure from spank, let alone actually orgasm from one. Neither of them was sure how to take this, their minds confused – yet their bodies reacted instinctively, as both of them blushed at the scene, covering their crotches in embarrassment and averting their eyes.

Xenovia kept watching it firmly, just like most of the group, but nearly none of them was able to keep straight face, blushing even so slightly. Issei was different story, as he did enjoyed seeing all of this, but even Vali seemed somewhat moved by the slap, for all his seriousness.

Even Irina, who's been trying to avoid paying attention to the scree, was touched by it, as she did rubbed her thighs together.

This was arousing to watch.

"Now you two behave, rest up and gather your strength... because I'm going to use this chance to escape. You see, both of my legs work, because other than being rock hard, I DIDN'T cum like... I'm guessing 9 times for you Irina, and 11 times for you Xenovia... so I'm going to get out of here. So, you can add this to my crime list if you want, but I'm going to call it self-defense against two sword wielding girls trying to cut me." Naruto informed them. Irina's eyes looked over to Naruto, but she was too exhausted and out of breath to say anything.

"This… is definitely being added onto his crime list" stated Xenovia, finally averting her eyes form the screen. "It was a self-defense, but no way the Church will just ignore it…"

"Not when we were supposed to catch him…" Irina added, her voice muffled by her own hand covering lower portion of her face. "9 times… in just 15 minutes…"

"Nympho angel" Ophis called out mercilessly.

Irina didn't even responded to that… not when she DID get aroused by this.

She was pretty sure her entire body was one big pleasure spot at the moment.

'Definitely not arguing with her NOW!' Irina thought, seeing her counterpart predicament.

Xenovia wasn't even able to move her head, the mere act of her face rubbing up against the carpet was enough for her to get turned on again. The way her now hardened nipples brushed up against the rough texture was hard to endure.

"That's… one hell of a strong aphrodisiac" Koneko made an unsure statement, as her thoughts were wondering. "For mere skin contact to have an impact like that…"

Koneko was not the only one thinking about it. Rias and every single female devil was also pondering over it, thinking of how such intense feeling must have felt. Even Sona herself has been swept by those thoughts.

They were devils, being of sins, such thoughts – even on subconscious level – were to some degree natural to them.

"It's certainly very flashy show" said Issei, smiling at the said image.

To male devils too, though Issei perversion was certainly his own, as well as his certainly growing admiration for this Naruto perverted display.

"Bluhblabguuuuh."

She couldn't talk properly, that was for sure.

She would get him next time.

And with that, the image in the fissure blurred and cut off.

Sirzechs, Azazel and Michael sighted heavily, as they lowered their arms and stepped back from the distortion. Angels were quite tired of supplying their magic power to stabilize it, but leader of devils seemed quite fine. He was on a different level though.

Heavy silence felt upon the whole group. None dared to utter a word after what they witnessed, or rather none was sure what to say. Well…

"Damn, that was awesome!" Issei nearly shouted, jumping back to his feet. He immediately turned his gaze to three leaders. „Is there more?! Can we watch it?!"

"Ise!" Rias quickly reprimanded her Pawn, giving him a quick slap to the back of his head. "Give them a moment to relax. Besides, address them with a bit more respect."

"Y-yes, buchou!"

"Ara, ara… someone's quite excited." Akeno giggled, covering her mouth with fingers.

"Perv" Koneko stated plainly.

"You should restrain yourself a bit, Issei-san!" Asia pouted cutely at that.

Gasper and Yuuto just smiled nervously at his antics.

The rest of the group started getting up too, with Xenovia and Irina taking a bit more to do so, still dazed from seeing their counterparts lewd fate. Twin tailed exorcist did stumble a bit, before regaining her composure.

"Ha, ha, ha! Cannot blame you, Red Dragon Emperor!" finally said Azazel, crossing his arms at his chest. "Not at the moment, we're all completely depleted, aside of this freak of a nature."

"You're lucky Grayfia is not with us" Sirzechs made a snarky comment, after fallen angel pointed with his head towards him.

"Dammit!" Issei roared in anguish. "It was so good…"

Rias just sighted, too tired to reprimand him once again. Her entire peerage also didn't gave too much of a reaction this time.

"It was fun… I already have some new ideas for Levia-tan shows specials!" Serafall exclaimed, jumping in excitement. "This is going to be so good!"

"Sister, please…"

"Send me a copy, please!" Isseis snapped out of his anguish immediately, giving Leviathan a thumb up.

"Sure will, Ise-chan!" She gave him back the thumb up with smile.

"Sister!"

While the group started talking, the fallen angels governor put his finger under chin in deep though, already analyzing the fissure, the energy they used to stabilize it. He looked around, at the barrier Ophis put around, at the Dimensional Gap distortions past it and back the fissure itself.

"I wonder... It may be possible, but…"

"Azazel?" Michael stepped a bit closer to his fallen brother. "What are you thinking about?"

Fallen angel snapped back from staring into the distortion, shake his head and turned towards the rest, smiled widely.

"Okay, kids!" he exclaimed loudly and clapped his hand, getting everybody's attention. He nodded towards Serafall. "I think our business here is done, time to go back!"

Issei stared at him for a moment, before widening his eyes in shock. He was about to start complaining, but Rias was quicker and slapped the back of his head, this time harshly, then forced him to give the leaders a bow of respect and apology.

"Okie, Magical Girl Levia-tan will bring you all back safely!" Serafall exclaimed excited, as she summoned her magical wand and used magic to change her official outfit into her cosplay. She spanned her staff gently in front of her, casting a dimensional spell. "Sparky gate, open~!"

Sona sighted with the mix of embarrassment and exhaustion, rubbing the base of her nose. "You don't need to chant, sister…"

"But it's way cooler that way~!"

After Serafall and Sona moved through magical gate, the rest of the group followed, either in pairs or one by one.

"Eh, I hope we'll see more eventually…"

"You always want to do and see perverted stuff, perv."

"Not sure I want to see more…"

"Hey, we may see if we managed to catch him, you never know…"

The whole group went through the portal, either in pairs or one by one. After the last ones, which happened to be exorcist girls, portal has closed. Leaving only leaders of Three Factions with mysterious fissure.

Leaders, alongside Chaos Brigade member and leader.

"So, Ophis…" started Azazel. "Do you mind helping me with certain… project?"

"Explain."

"Yes, please, Azazel." Red Maou joined Dragon God on that topic. "What do you have in mind?"

"Well, we're already allies, so we may work on this together – Heaven, Underworld and Grigori" he stated with a smile. "Considering its location, the way it behaves and how we stabilized it, I believe I could come up with more… convenient way to watch the events from this otherworldly fissure."

"Why should I help you?" asked dragon loli. "I wanted it quiet. You didn't do anything to make it so."

"But I can. Well, at least I believe" he corrected himself. "Making it disappear may be dangerous, so I think I may be able to create something to control it. Besides, watching those events may give us some knowledge… and it's quite fun, won't you all agree?"

Michael sighted, resigned. "I believe we have different view of 'fun', Azazel."

"Shut up, purist" fallen angel silenced the only person who was certain would be against it. "What do you say?"

"It was fun" Ophis exclaimed. "It's loud. But if you'll make it quiet when I'm not watching, I may help."

"I'm pretty sure outside this barriers its noise is muffled, so all we have to do is make it permanent" saying this, Azazel made a wide gesture and watched with fun, as Dragon God blinked several times – as it was clear that she didn't though about that.

"I'm definitely bringing Grayfia next time!" exclaimed Sirzechs, smiling with satisfaction.

"You sure your wife will not be harsh on you for such perverted hobby?" governor asked rhetorically, returning him a nervous smile, as he could only guess the answer to that.

"It was fun…"

For a moment, silence fell over all of them. Then Azazel blinked twice, and looked at Vali with shock in his pupils. "Eh?"

"Hey, just because I enjoy fighting, it does not mean I don't have any other interest" he stated confidently. "Some parts of it were fun, that's all."

"Some parts…" Azazel immediately got into thinking. "You're not into any kinky stuff, as far as I'm concerned, not into tits as well… Could it be the two exorcist firm asses that piqued your interest then?"

Vali slightly averted his eyes. It was all Azazel needed.

"So, we have Red Emperor of Breasts and White Emperor of Asses…" He chuckled at that. "Looks like you two truly are fitting rivals!"

"Oh, shut up!" Vali raised his voice, blushing a bit, as he spread his Sacred Gear wings and fly a bit away, forming a portal of his own. "I'll watch it for my own amusement! Just notify me when it'll be ready!"

And he was gone.

"Problem child."

"I can't believe YOU of all people said that." Azazel pointed at Ophis accusingly. "Especially in that form."

Michael once again sighted, the raised his shoulders in defeated shrug. "It's nto that I'm against it, just don't see any benefit in this… But I'll help, even if I'll will NOT watch it again."

"I think your girl will though" Azazel alluded to Irina, as he did noticed she get quite… heated watching this. "So, time to get into research lab, gather recorces and put this all together… Still, one thing does not leaves my mind…"

"And that is…?"

"Didn't you noticed?" he asked. Seeing their gazes, he guessed they did, just could not exactly put down what exactly it was. "The whole time they and we watched it… Seemed like words were flowing into our minds, like a narrator, but on subconscious level. The whole thing looks a bit… edited as well, especially that whole time skip of 15 minutes."

"So, someone wants us to watch it?" Sirzechs asked, now highly alerted.

"Or it was a record or transmission that got lost into… some kind of universal travel" Azazel speculated further. "Cannot be certain, though it doesn't seem dangerous to us… And there is also this thing I noticed."

Fallen angel raised his hand towards the fissure, releasing quite a bit of his magic power, to stabilize it just for a moment. As he did, image was shown… or rather words. A title at that.

"Chapter 1 Pervy Mage - the end."


The 'Reading', or rather 'Watching' story, I wanted to write for quite some time, as I invested myself into the original quite heavy!
Now, I know there is a lot of people who like it, as well as dislike it... for various reasons, including author. To everyones their own, I will not force you to agree or disagree with me, or like or dislike the thing I do.
However, if you do enjoy such perverted and funny story, please leave comment and check the original PPP. Remember, you can alwasy influence the original with creative ideas.

Thanks for reading, and see you next time!