Review Responses:
Epic Gwent Hater: So based, we hate Justin and we love horses.
Ross Does Stories: Same bro.
Sishwill: It's spelled high-larious.
Derick Lindsey: Yeah they would have believed him if it was Cody or Sparem-die he tried to frame. Also if the based 5 got interviewed in the aftermath that means they would have got eliminated, which isn't based at all.
"YAWN!" Noah said, waking up.
"Kind of weird that you said yawn instead of just yawning but go off I guess." Duncan said, doing push-ups. He was way better than everyone else so he woke up first and starting working out.
"EEEEEEEE!" Noah squealed. "Today's the gay awards 2023! I can be crowned most gay!"
"Whatever loser." Duncan rolled his eyes.
Suddenly, Cody fell out of his bed and landed on Duncan. "You twerp!" Duncan yelled at Cody. "You interrupted my workout!"
Cody was dead.
"That's it!" Duncan then threw Cody at the door, resulting in it exploding. "Common Door L."
Duncan walked out of the trailer and saw Chris drinking some Darkwood Sling. "What are you doing out of the trailer?" Chris asked. "I locked them."
"I broke out by throwing that stupid idiot loser nerd Cody at the door." Duncan explained.
"Oh okay." Chris said. "Looks like I have to get a new door though."
Suddenly, Sparem-die came flying out the girl's trailer. The door had exploded, and Katie also came out.
"I exploded the door by throwing Sparem-die at it lmao." Katie said.
"JESUS CHRIST DO YOU IDIOTS KNOW HOW MUCH A FUCKING DOOR COSTS THESE DAYS!?" Chris yelled. "Anyways it's time for the next challenge."
AT THE CHALLENGE...
Everyone was in a prison set. "The next challenge is prison themed!" Chris explained. "Everyone has to choose someone from the other team to eat disgusting food! Whoever pukes first loses for their team!"
"GRRRRRR WE CHOOSE CODY BECAUSE HE SUCKS!" Eva said.
"We choose Noah because he's too gay to eat the food." Gwen said.
"Unslay." Noah said.
FOOD EATING FACE EAT TIME YAYYYYYYYY...
"This doesn't taste very slay!" Noah exclaimed.
"Cody are you going to eat your food?" Chris asked.
Cody was still dead.
"I guess Wah So Ugly wins by default!" Chris announced. Wah So Ugly started cheered immensely.
"You're gonna die nerd!" Izzy said as everyone beat up Cody.
"Follow me for Part 2 of the challenge!" Chris said.
PART 2 OF THE CHALLENGE...
"The next part of the challenge is to dig a hole out of the prison!" Chris announced. "Whoever escapes first wins!"
"For winning the first challenge, Wah So Ugly gets a shovel, while the Based Chads have to use spoons!"
"This is fucking bullshit." Duncan said.
"3, 2, 1 GO!" Chris announced.
WITH WAH SO UGLY...
"A shovel is a tool used for digging, lifting, and moving bulk materials, such as soil, coal, gravel, snow, sand, or ore.[1]Most shovels are hand tools consisting of a broad blade fixed to a medium-length handle. Shovel blades are usually made of sheet steel or hard plastics and are very strong. Shovel handles are usually made of wood (especially specific varieties such as ash or maple) or glass-reinforced plastic (fiberglass)." Harold explained.
"WE KNOW WHAT A FUCKING SHOVEL IS!" Eva got so mad that she hit Harold with the shovel.
"Gordon Bennet, Eva! You simply must calm down!" Owen said.
"SHUT UP!" Eva also hit Owen with the shovel.
WITH THE BASED CHADS...
The Based Chads were being based chads and they were slaying the challenge, even with spoons. They almost reached the exit when Sparem-die stole everyone's spoons and ate them.
"WHY DID YOU EAT THE SPOONS!?" Katie yelled at Sparem-die.
"Because I'm fat and I eat stuff because I'm fat and stupid." Sparem-die said.
"DIE IDIOT!" Katie said as everyone beat up Sparem-die.
WITH WAH SO UGLY...
They crossed the finish line. "Wah So Ugly surprisingly wins!" Chris said. "I'll see the Based Chads at elimination tonight."
ELIMINATION TIME! DUH DUH...
"Welcome Based Chads to your first elimination ceremony!" Chris welcomed. "I'm pretty shocked to see you guys here so soon."
"Shut the fuck up and give me my Gilded Duncan." Duncan said.
"Okay, but first, I have an announcement to make!" Chris said. "Noah has been crowned winner of the Gay awards 2023!"
"OMG SLAYYYYYYYYY!" Noah said. "This truly ate."
"We know, now please leave." Chris said.
"The Based 5 are all safe!" Izzy, Gwen, Ezekiel, Katie and Duncan all dodged the explosions.
"Cody, you messed up the first part of the challenge, and Sparem-die, you messed up the second part!" He told them. "Both of you deserve to go home, but only one of you can, so the final Gilded Duncan goes to...
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...Cody!" Cody got exploded but he was already dead, so he kind of just got launched somewhere.
"Sparem-die, you're out!" Chris announced. "You know what this means!"
"NUH-UH!" Sparem-die said as she tried to run away, but Katie tackled her to the ground.
"SHOOT HER CHRIS!" Katie instructed. Chris shot Sparem-die perfectly, turning her into solid stone.
"Here's a copypasta to make the word count bigger!" Ezekiel said. "I genuinely fucking hate math
What the actual fuck does "Let f(x) = x2 − 2x + 2 and g(x) = x − 3. Find f(x) ⋅ g(x)"mean
I didn't even have to take algebra 2
I only found out it wasn't required AFTER I joined the class
I see why this bullshit isn't required
what the fuck will this do for me in the long run
knowing this
The only time I'll ever use mathematics in my whole life will be when I'm on a budget and even then that's just basic addition and subtraction
Fucking bullshit man
And they gave me 6 videos to watch explaining how to do this
6 videos
6 videos all because you dickless fuckasses created the most useless bullshit ever fucking created in the history of humanity
I hope every mathemetician in the world has to watch their children slowly and painfully die of the plague
I hope they jha
I hope they have to watch their mother slowly destroy herself inserting black tar heroin into her body until she eventually overdoses
Fucking bullshit man."
"What an uneventful episode!" Chris said while Katie put Sparem-die next to the other statues. "Who will go home next? Find out next time on...
TOTAL!
DRAMA!
ACTION!"
Votes:
Sparem-die - Katie, Ezekiel, Izzy
Cody - Gwen, Duncan
Katie - Sparem-die
Duncan - Cody
16th/15th - Tyler
15th/16th - Lindsay
14th - Courtney (Deceased)
13th - Justin
12th - Sparem-die
The Based Chads: Gwen, Duncan, Katie, Ezekiel, Izzy, Cody
WAH! SO UGLY!: Noah, Heather, Owen, Eva, Harold
Notes:
Yeah uhhh that was an episode. Sparem-die was obviously gonna be the first boot on the Based Chads considering she isn't one.
