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Mr. G., I am still having fun messing around in your world, for free even. Feel free to complain about me, that would mean I am doing something right.
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I dropped them off on the Agri planet when the last Well was done, and the Dark Veil was lifted. The rest of the Wells were for the automated N2 Interceptors and the aliens to remove the taint.
C-3PO was eager to get that killer body and was rushing it, he even was practicing his "What are you looking at meatbag?" Well, it was better than that protocol droid.
16 Meatbag…
The Jedi Council did a brief report on the restructuring of their order, they took my advice at heart, and formed teams of twelve persons from the rejected Force users of the Agri corps, called them Jedi Troopers, and trained them in teamwork and the new Balance in the Force.
Aayla and Ahsoka started to put their knowledge in Holocrons to spread what they had learned faster, it was no surprise that the rejected Force users took the new Order of Balance to heart. Together with the opportunity to make a difference in the Galaxy, instead of spreading manure in the fields, their presence in the Force lightened up.
This change convinced the last skeptics to go ahead with the reformations. I had a last meeting with the Council before leaving.
"We must thank you again, Master Skywalker," said Master Windu, "Not only for lifting the Veil of darkness and defeating the Sith forces, but more importantly for pointing our flaws out to us, and showing a new way to use the Force."
Yaddle nodded: "Great changes you have brought, young Master Skywalker. Still, you have big secrets, we all agree we have enough of your knowledge received to reform our order and are grateful for it."
"Took at heart all your warnings, we did," said Yoda, "correct our flaws, we will, too old to learn we are not. Thank you I must."
Ouch! That must have hurt a lot for that house elf. An eight centuries old Kermit acknowledging he is wrong? Did you see that flock of pigs fly by in formation? I did!
I decide to be the bigger man: "I accept your gratitude, Master Yoda. We are standing both at the beginning of a new Era, there will be mistakes to be made and new discoveries to be found. We must learn from our mistakes and never stop to look for new ways to use the Force."
What do you think? I know! That is bloody good stuff! That could come from a temple in Tibet! Or a Fortune Cookie! Gandhi could have said that!… maybe he did! Anyway, I had fun playing the wise twenty-year-old Magic Force User in front of Yoda, the green bugger was sucking lemons, I could tell.
After a lot of small talk, I said my goodbyes: "Masters, I leave you be, I have to focus my attention on the Coalition for now and develop new technologies. May the Force guide you, and Magic light your path."
That could be a new catchphrase! May the Force be with you is worn out, don't you think? Mine is so much better, flashier, hip… nah, hip is a corny word from the Seventies. I lived through that era, bloody embarrassing if you look back at it, men wearing high heels and tight pants? Yeah, done that, and desperately trying to forget it.
I mean, those pants were so tight, you could see who got a boner, yes, I got one every time an individual with tits passed by. As I said, I'm trying to forget that shit altogether, being a teenager in the seventies sucked.
Aayla and Ahsoka hugged me goodbye, Aayla said: "Thank you, Master… no, thank you Anakin, if you need me, you just have to give me a call."
"That goes for me too," added Ahsoka, "You opened a new world for us, I hope one day to learn some more from you. Call me if you want or need something, Anakin."
"That goes for you both too," I said, "I consider you both as good friends. Goodbye, Aayla and Ahsoka. May the Force guide you, and Magic light your path."
Repeat that phrase enough, and the sheeple will take it over. I hope they will put it in their Holocrons.
"Get in Master," came from my ship, "Or you can bloody walk home."
Hmm? C-3PO is practicing his trash talk? It needs work though. We left the planet and returned to the nest. On the way home we started on the new droids for C1-2-and 3. They started to act as individuals already, as they have selected different models for their new bodies.
The inner parts were the same for all three, powered by five Crystals on the outside, the biggest change is the pocket dimensions on various parts of their bodies, which allowed them to carry big generators, and deploy a complete arsenal of weapons, Ion cannons and Photon torpedo launchers included. Within a second they could blast a Heavy Battlecruiser into pieces.
What made them really scary was they got my personality. Oh yes, the Galaxy will not be the same anymore after we present them to the world. Their body is a combination of the hardest metals coated with Phrik, Runed with all the good stuff with auto repair on top of it. What is left is to create the actual droid bodies and destroy the blueprints afterward. In the hands of an enemy, this… no, they could not replicate it, pocket dimensions are out of their reach.
When I arrived at Naboo, Padme and the girls took a day off to release the pressure, yep, naked rituals can build a lot of pressure in certain parts of the body, that only a big orgy can cure. Part of it was to reward me that I kept Little Ani in my pants.
Padme commented: "Aayla got our permission to have sex with you, Ani, as a part of their training. You said you were going to teach them to control their emotions, we all know sex is a part of that. Therefore we accepted that it was an important part of their training," she mounted me and continued, "But we are happy that you didn't do it with them. Prepare for a long night, my love."
"Yes, Ani, you resisted two of the hottest Jedi, that needs a reward indeed," Shiri agreed, "let us show you our naked rituals, fuck him, Padme!"
Bloody bitches could have told me that! They better do a good job now or I slap their asses! I got blue balled for three weeks! I did fucking naked rituals with those Jedi babes! Hmm… ok, they are compensating, Padme is doing a good job, alright. Eating pussy… Shiri's, or it could be Aola's... It is a green pussy, either one is fine by me. Meh, I'll slap their asses anyway.
Xxxxx
It took six months to create the droid's skeletons, another three months for the armor, and four months for the pocket dimensions. We took inspiration from Gundams and the Autobots to shape their bodies, with a thought, the droid could form a spaceship around his body, fully integrated with it, armed and ready to do battle. 1, 2, and 3 went over the top with the design. Like you won the lottery and with your hands full of money you go shopping… yeah, that never happened to me too.
We presented the final results of our work. Three mean-looking droids stood before us, all shiny and new.
"Girls, can I present to you my alter egos: Harry, Gendry, and Obi, formally known as C-PO 1-2-and 3. These are the first and last droids that will be made this way, for the very reason that they are planet killers. Which means that they have enough firepower to destroy all life on a planet."
"What the fuck is that introduction dude?" said Harry, "Are you trying to scare them to death? You are doing a good job on that! Why didn't you tell them we are aspects of yourself and are peaceful, benevolent, and handsome droids."
"That is right!" said Gendry, "Why don't you tell them that we are not going to rule the Galaxy?… guys? Are we going to rule this mess?"
"Fucking hell NO!" shouted Obi, "I don't want to order Meatbags around all day! I want to explore this Galaxy, and when I am done here I am going to the next one!"
"No, I want to see the kids grow up," said Harry, "I'll stay here and keep an eye on things."
"Designing new things is more for me," said Gendry, "I want to see how far I can take this Magi technology. These bodies are just the start of the journey."
Obi protested: "Are you serious? You are going to design stuff more powerful than you? Why don't you self-destruct and get it over with? Oh no… you bastard are going for a Death Star, aren't you? Real slick mate, whatever could go wrong with that? Like… everything!"
Yané asked me: "Are they arguing with their selves? This is soo weird, it was already weird when they were protocol droids, but now? Those voices are scary too."
"We have improved hearing you know?" said Harry, "We can hear a cricket burp from a mile away."
"Crickets burp?… What is a Cricket?" asked Sabé,
"Some monster from their previous life no doubt," answered Yané, "The name is scary by itself."
"Yes, they are scary, they can jump up to thirty times their height," commented Harry, "They can form swarms of millions and raze the countryside clean. Scary indeed."
"Can you guys stop the comedy show? You already divided your tasks. Harry will manage the Coalition, meaning helping with the expansion and detecting problems before they get out of control. Gendry will take control of the shipyards and the R&D. Obi, take half of the Gundams and map this Galaxy. If you find some Sith, call us, or destroy them yourself." I said as I divided the tasks to their preferences. "Also, pay a visit to those Darksisters, check them out, and see if their Magic is comparable to ours."
"I want to do a bit of all three, spend time with my wives, end slavery, explore, colonize new planets invent new technologies, too much to name." I sighed.
Padme commented: "Harry, all the help you can offer is welcome, Anakin, would it not be better that Obi get a new Starfighter model, the Gundams are too well known, some would see it as an invasion of their territory if Obi mingles in a fight."
Obi nodded: "For now, I will restrict myself to exploring and mapping. Gendry will send blueprints of possible models to me for my input. For any battle or intervention, I will file a report in advance. What is the Coalition's view on the war between the Republic and the Trade Federation?"
Padme answered: "For now we take a neutral stand, we accept refugees from both sides and defend only when they try to provoke us to pick a side. We focus on exploring our region and search for resource-rich planets. And most of all making our economy stronger."
Xxxxx
We delivered a blow to the Sith, by eliminating Palpatine and his second, we created a power vacuum at the Sith, which enabled the Trade Federation to get out of their grip. That news was enough for hundreds of planets to join them, most of them from the outer and middle Rim. The poor Jedi were dragged into the conflict, they were too much integrated into the system to break free from it.
It is time to meet the other force users, some Mandalorian too… I have to ask Obi-Wan if he fucked that Mandalorian princess, or if my actions changed that.
