Episode 4: Patty's Space Crush

At the barracks, Patty approaches Violet.

Patty: Hey Violet.

Violet: Hello, Patty. How are you?

Patty: I'm doing good.

Violet: That's good. Wanna head to the food court?

Patty: Sure.


Later at the food court, they are eating pizza.

Violet: Really good space pizza, right?

Patty: This tastes the same as Earth's pizza.

Violet: Yeah.

Portia and Gwen sits next to them.

Portia: How are you guys doing?

Patty: We're doing good.

Gwen: That's good. This space pizza rocks.

Patty: Yeah.

In the background, Tom is chasing Jerry, who was holding a slice of pizza on top of him.

Portia: You know, you guys are really cool.

Violet: So are you.

Patty continues eating when she notices an Asian kid. She begins to fall in love with him.

Gwen: Um, Patty? You okay?

Patty: He's pretty...

Violet: Who that kid?

Patty: Yeah...

Violet: Wait, what about Shermy?

Patty: He hasn't been paying attention to me that much and it was pissing me off. So, I want a rebound. But I need some love advice.


Back at the barracks...

Queen of Diamonds: So, you want love advice?

Patty: Yeah. There's this boy I like. I don't know his name, but...

Queen of Diamonds: I know his name. His name is Junichi. He's from the Japanese dome.

Patty: Junichi?

Queen of Diamonds: That's right. Just approach him and tell you who you are. Maybe he'll love you for who you are and will be your lover.

Patty: Thanks.

Queen of Diamonds: You're welcome. Now go get 'em, tiger! (Patty leaves the barracks.) Lola Loud, your love advice has saved the day again.


Patty approaches Junichi.

Patty: Hello.

Junichi: Hello.

Patty: My name is Patty. I want to let you know that I love you.

Junichi: Sweet. I love you too.

Patty: Do you want to go somewhere?

Junichi: Well... I want to go the skydiving room.

Patty: Okay. But we should ask Colonel Rawls.

Junichi: Won't he say no?

Patty: Yeah, but I might do some convincing, and I'm sure he'll say yes.


Later after she asked Rawls...

Colonel Rawls: No!

Patty: Why not?

Colonel Rawls: The skydiving room is for training purposes only, not for a joyride! So don't even think about it!

Patty: Aaugh! (She leaves the office and approached Junichi.) He said no. But don't worry. I have a plan. (The Coon walks past them.) Hey Coon. I need you to distract Rawls while Junichi and I head to the skydiving room.

The Coon: What do I get out of it?

Patty: I could talk to the food court staff and have them add KFC to the menu.

The Coon: Sweet. Okay, I'll do it.

Patty: Good.


When they got to the skydiving room...

Patty: Wow. This room is amazing. I do remember seeing this room during the tour.

Junichi: What should we do?

Patty: (Turns on the wind tunnel and puts on a skydiving suit) We have the best fun of our lives.

Junichi: (Puts on a skydiving suit) Hell yeah. Let's do it! Oh, and I got us wings from the food court.

Patty: Fuck yeah. Let's have some fun!

(Play Friday I'm In Love by The Cure for the rest of this section.)

As they ate the wings, Patty playfully poked Junichi's nose, covering it in wing sauce. She giggled and ran as Junichi got up and went after her with a playful smile. Once he caught her, they looked in each other's eyes, smiling, before they saw wings floating in the air, meaning that they begin to skydive in the room. Junichi and Patty floated in the air as well and ate the floating wings. Patty took two wings and threw them at Junichi, who was ready to catch them in his mouth, but instead they went straight for his eyes, blinding him with wing sauce. Patty took Junichi to the eye wash station and washed his eyes to get the wing sauce out. In the next scene of the montage, Junichi threw two wings at Patty, catching her by surprise. Patty retaliated by throwing wings back at Junichi while he blocked them. As they kept throwing wings at each other, having fun, Patty grabbed the Wing bucket and scooped up all the wings Junichi threw. Then she tossed them back to Junichi, splattering him with wings and covering him with more wing sauce. Both of them laughed while they were having so much fun. Junichi and Patty are back in the skydiving room, floating together in the air, covered in wing sauce and laughing.

Patty: I had so much fun.

Junichi: Me too.


Outside the skydiving room...

The Coon: Hey Eric, how was your day? Good. I had to distract Rawls while Patty's on a date with this Asian dude.

Call Girl: Who are you talking to?

The Coon: How long have you been there, Wendy?!

Call Girl: Who's this Wendy? I'm Call Girl.

The Coon: Quit bullshitting! We all know who you are!

Call Girl: Whatever! What are you doing outside this room anyway?

The Coon: Just keeping any eye out on Rawls to make sure he doesn't catch Patty and her new boyfriend.

Call Girl: What new boyfriend?

The Coon: He's Asian.

Call Girl: I see. So what's gonna happen if he find out about what you're doing?

The Coon: I'll just blame Kahl.

Call Girl: Oh course...

Colonel Rawls: Blame Kyle for what?

The Coon: OH SHIT!!!


Back inside...

Patty: Best space date ever.

Junichi: I know. (Sees the fan) Uh, Patty?

Patty: What?

Junichi: Look.

They noticed that they are too close to the fan.

Patty: Oh shit! We're gonna die!

Junichi: What are we gonna do?!

Patty pulls out her phone.

Patty: Goddamn it... (She starts to call Shermy) Hello, Shermy?


Later, Shermy turned off the wind tunnel and he and Rawls were angry.

Patty: I can explain...

Shermy: No. I don't want to hear it!

He runs off crying.

Colonel Rawls: You two are on toilet duty for 2 weeks! Now drop and give me 100!

Patty: Yes Sir...

They start doing push-ups.


The next day...

Patty and Junichi are currently unclogging toilets.

Patty: This is so gross! I can't believe we have to do this for two weeks.

Shermy enters the bathroom.

Shermy: I'm still mad, but I'm not gonna break up with you. It's my fault for not paying attention to you, which is why you did this. So, I'm sorry. From now on, I'll pay close attention to you. Sounds good?

Patty: Yes.

She kisses Shermy on the cheek and leaves.

Junichi: We're breaking up because I think you'd be better with him. You guys are cute.

Patty: Yeah. Yeah we are.


Stay tuned for episode 5.