Author's Note: We're now in the last...chapter plus epilogue. I'll be honest, I'm scared for how you guys may react to the ending, but this has been my vision for a whole year. Also, this chapter is only one part, a creative decision I think. I also made up some dialogue with this one, so there could be diversity between the show and this story. I've also decided I'll add the Queen Bee episode here before the epilogue. I think it'll work considering how I've set it up.

To answer Reading Beta's question, Stella didn't think far ahead, this will come to a head in season 2. As well, Loona is going to the hound party, just not the way she was hoping for. With that being said, let's begin!

Last time on Xandar's Helluva Adventures, Xandar and Blitzo hung out and Stella's plan was set into action. Now, the big date and drama at Ozzie's.

Chapter Thirty-One: Ozzie's

Normal P.O.V:

Xandar was preparing. The occasion? The date at Ozzie's. As Xandar got into his fancy red shirt and black jeans, Loona put on a more...revealing attire. "Damn babe," Xandar said jaw dropped.

Loona wore a plain black bra and booty shorts. She smiled and said, "We are going to the lust ring, so I thought you'd like this."

"Oh Loona," Xandar replied. "I love it!" He then remembered the Stella incident. It was strange. He avoided it, but...why did he feel an empty pit in his stomach? Why did he feel like his world was going to collapse? He shook off the feeling and smiled as he walked with Loona to their destination.

ZZZ

"Oh Blitzy!" Stolas called seductively. "I'm heeere," he cooed slicking his hair back. Stolas was wearing a more fancy suit, but had a cape with moving stars. Blitzo jaw dropped

"Wow," he uttered in surprise. "A bit overkill, don't ya think?" He asked annoyed. Stolas coughed awkwardly.

"Well, this is our first real date. So I thought I'd wear something nice," Stolas explained. Blitzo thought about it. It was technically a first date, but he was doing this to spy on Moxxie and Millie.

"Yeeeah. I guess it is, huh?" He said nonchalantly. Stolas didn't notice the change in attitude and walked him towards the door. This would be, in Stolas' mind, a fantastic first date.

As they entered the building, they noticed Xandar and Loona. "Oh look!" Stolas cheered. "It's Xandar and Loona. Oh dear, that's rather...revealing."

Blitzo saw what Loona was wearing and jaw dropped. "Wow. Ok, I didn't need to see my daughter wearing a bra and, ugh, short shorts."

"Indeed...but Xandar looks good," Stolas observed. Blitzo nodded in agreement and they sat down.

Xandar was talking to Loona about the next anniversary. "I think that it should be really fun and laid back at the same time!" He was saying.

"Fuck yeah," Loona replied. "I agree. Though getting laid would be more fun," she purred. Xandar laughed.

"Yeah. It certainly would," he acknowledged. Before he could say more, the lights dimmed and an all too familiar voice rang out.

"Ladies and gentlemen! I see a lot of sexy faces tonight!" The voice announced. Out of nowhere a familiar clown flew down. "Welcome, welcome to Ozzies! I am the one and ONLY Fizzarolli! Welcome to The gem joint of Asmodeous himself! Give him some love you sleeze and sleezettes!" The audience cheered.

Stolas was in shock. "Did he just say Asmodeous?" He asked concerned. Blitzo was scared and spared no time in voicing his concern.

"Oh no fucking way...not him!" He stuttered covering his face with a menu.

"Shit," Xandar said in shock. Loona took notice and turned to him with a questioning look. "Remember the incident at Loo Loo Land?" He asked. She nodded. "Well...there was a robotic version of this guy...and we unintentionally burned the place to the ground," he explained.

Loona's eyes widened. She heard only part of the place burned, not the whole thing. "Fuck," she hissed. "So he could be..." she trailed off. Xandar nodded. They knew Fizzarolli could get revenge, or sue them...or both.

"Now before we begin!" Fizzarolli announced, "did you hear about the batshittery that happened at Loo Loo Land?" At this question the audience laughed. "Yeah, wow!" Fizzarolli continued. "Ya know, I'd like to shake the hand of the crazy son of a bitch who decided to burn down that off brand shit hole! And then slap a lot of pain in it, cuz I'm very much looking to sue."

At that statement Stolas held his hand over his face, Blitzo buried his face in the menu, Xandar whistled awkwardly and Loona held her face in embarrassment.

"And now, for the first song for tonight, our opening act is brought to us from a little Imp from the Wrath Ring...give it up for Moxxie! With NO creative stage name whatsoever!" Fizzarolli announced.

As Moxxie made his way to the stage Loona jaw dropped and Xandar made a "huh," noise. Moxxie stepped up to the microphone and smiled. "This song is a special gift for me and my wife's one year anniversary. A surprise. I love you Millie," he said as Millie smiled, eyes becoming hearts.

Moxxie: I love you. More than the brimstone loves the fire, more the Beelze loves her Bub, more than a maggot loves gangrenous stubs. You make my spirit sing!

The audience frowned while Blitzo cringed, Stolas smiled, Loona shook her head in annoyance and Xandar smiled. "Say Loona?" Xandar said earning her attention. "What would you say if I sang this to you?" He challenged with a playful smirk.

"I would kill you," Loona growled. She then chuckled. "And then Fuck you." Xandar nodded while laughing nervously.

Moxxie: Yeah you make me glad I live in Hell, our love is a story sweet to tell, yeah you cast a special satanic spell over my heart! Love if a journey we decided to start, yeah I hope we'll never EVER be apart. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you...

He stopped suddenly as two more voices entered the song and mocked him. As he held his guitar nervously, a large figure stomped up from behind with Fizzarolli on the figures arm.

Asmodeous: You're singing love songs in my lustful lounge?

Fizzarolli: Ozzie's ain't the place for sentimental sounds!

Asmodeous: What you expect from a proprietor like us?

Fizzarolli: You're demon host, Asmodeous, the embodiment of luuuust!

Xandar jaw dropped at the giant, fiery figure standing on stage. The dude was massive! Even Loona was shocked. "Woah," she stuttered.

"Yeah," Xandar replied. "Woah," he added. Asmodeous looked down at Moxxie with a smirk. One that challenged those who doubted him. Blitzo looked at the stage in concern. He may not have been nice to Moxxie, if at all, but he knew this wasn't right. This was going to push major boundaries. Some even he wouldn't cross.

Asmodeous then continued to sing. His voice was like honey and very deep at same time. Fizzarolli's voice was gravelly and high pitched. On top of that, he was making trumpet noises that somehow sounded convincing.

Asmodeous: Give me a thrust!

Fizzarolli: Ba, ba, ba, ba, baaaaa!

Asmodeous: Yeah, show me some lust.

Fizzarolli: Ba, ba, ba, ba , baaaaaa!

Asmodeous; From the groin to the bust, in desire we trust, in the house of Asmodeous!

Fizzarolli: Trumpet, HA!

Things weren't looking too good for Moxxie, who was rooted to the spot in fear. Even Loona took pity on him. She didn't even like him! Nor could she stand him. But even she knew this was too far.

Asmodeous: Little imp, you came here to sing your serenade? Perform your feelings on a velvety stage? Well, we got a sayin' That's popular in these parts!

Fizzarolli: Only little bitches strum the strings of their hearts!

Asmodeous: You wanna hang around this lustful town? Ditch the lovey dovey before we knock you around!

At this part, Asmodeous flicked Moxxie away, almost off the stage completely. Xandar's eyes twitched as he growled in anger. Millie stood up from her chair in shock. Blitzo was so close to calling them out. Which he did a few moments later. It was a decision, even years later, he very much regrets. Not just for him. But for everyone he considers friends.

Asmodeous: Here we' sing about wants and desiiiires.

Fizzarolli: Depravity, savagery, loins hotter than fiiiiiire.

Asmodeous: So give me a thrust! Show me some luuuust, from the groin to the bust, little imp you just must, in the house of Asmodeous! Come on sing us a sooooong, make sure the subject is gettin it on. Make it graphic and tactfully long.

Fizzarolli: Be sure to rhyme thong and shlong!

Asmodeous: Go ahead your mics on!"

Moxxie cleared his throat and strummed the guitar he brought. Xandar watched eagerly. He hoped Moxxie wouldn't succumb to peer pressure. Thankfully, he didn't.

Moxxie: I want to...

Fizzarolli: Yeah! What do you want? Butt stuff, piss play, bondage!?

Moxxie: Make gentle love to you.

Xandar smiled. Moxxie was being himself. And he was so proud. Even Loona awed at the sight. Xandar smirked causing Loona to cough awkwardly. "Say nothing," she demanded.

"My lips are sealed," Xandar chuckled. As Asmodeous sung his distain at the lyrics, Xandar heard a familiar voice.

"Hey now!" Blitzo shouted. "I watched those two pork many times!"

Moxxie jaw dropped. "Blitzo!?" He yelled in shock. Even Xandar was in shock. It was so out of character that he couldn't believe his ears.

"And honestly?" Blitzo continued. "They make missionary look, relatively exciting!"

Fizzarolli's laugh filled the air. Upon hearing this, Blitzo gulped nervously.

Fizzarolli: Is that Blitzo? So you're showin' your face? Hey everybody! This guy's a total disgrace. Some nerves ya gotta comment on a relationship, last I checked, your love life is a pile of shit!

Verosika: Oh Blitzo? I used to date him.

Chorus: Date him! Date him!

Blitzo: Oh, Verosika, you're here...

Verosika: I'd stroke and please him. (Please him, please him!) Yeah but when it was my turn? (Your turn your turn!) He did no reciprocating. (What a dick bag!) A selfish imp in the sheets and just as bad in the streets! A reckless, heartbreaking freeeak!

As Xandar stared in sadness and even Loona was shocked, Asmodeous looked to the audience, locking eyes on Stolas. He laughed evilly.

Asmodeous: Who's that at your table? Is your date a demon prince? Stolas is that YOU?

Fizzarolli: Are you sleeping with an Imp!?

Asmodeous: Woo! My dark lord, how the mighty do fall, you used to have a smokin wife, a kid you had it all! I hope ya didn't give it up, so you and him could get it up?

Then Asmodeous looked at Xandar as the human in question raised his eyebrows. Fizzarolli pulled out several sheets of paper.

Asmodeous: And what's this? Oh could it be? The human who cheated? Oh gracious me!

Loona gasped, feeling a pain in her chest. Fizzarolli made it rain the papers. Everyone in the room caught it and voiced anger. One even yelled, "Dirty cheat!"

Loona caught the paper and whimpered. When Xandar caught one, he became pale and his blood turned to ice. It was a picture of Stella unbuckling his pants. Loona cried out and ran away. "Loona wait!" Xandar yelled. But then he saw the look from Stolas and Blitzo.

Stolas seemed heartbroken and Blitzo was angry. Xandar realized what this meant. There would be no forgiveness whatsoever. As Asmodeous continued, Blitzo and Stolas took their leave.

"Blitzo! Dad! Wait!" Xandar pleaded. "It's not what it looks like! I swear-" He tried but was cut off immediately.

"Oh yeah?" Blitzo growled. "Then what the fuck is this a picture of? A secret twin brother!?" He roared. Then Blitzo turned away sighing. "You're fired."

"What?" Xandar cried out. "But you can't! Dad please-" he tried again only for Stolas to raise a hand.

"I'm not your father. Not anymore...the deal is off," He said, sadly leaving. At this, Xandar fell to his knees and cried. This would be the last time he cried. His love and his family were ruined. His heart began to turn cold as he roared in agony...

Author's Note: This was so hard for me to write. I hope you guys like the chapter though. You'll see all this come to a head in Queen Bee, The epilogue and season 2.

Next time on Xandar's Helluva Adventures, Loona, heartbroken, attends the hound party. Xandar attends as well, in a new disguise. Blitzo also joins and becomes shitfaced.