Episode 8: The Safari Beast Feast from the East!
Mew was eating a huge feast of food in the ball room where every contestant ate
"Last time on Mew's Newest World Cruise! The contestants were all tasked to catch small mythicals in nets!" Mew announced.
"Some did well and others did not, Muk failed to distract Togepi, Solrock realized her happy act didn't make her team trust her any more, Wigglytuff was blindsided and Dragonair quit, her loss!" Mew shrugged.
"Now who will get the one Wish prize? We won't know yet but we know who WONT once they're eliminated today in Mew's Newest World Cruise!" Mew announced.
"WE'RE FUCKING EATING HERE!" Skarmory screams next table to Mew.
(MNWC Intro)
The Cruise Ship was sailing across the sea and we zoom inside the food ball room.
"I can't believe we're the smallest team..." Heatmor frowned.
"Ugh this team is just so bad!" Ninjask glowered.
"Be quiet you small bug bitch! Now we don't have shitty Muk to hold us back! We can definitely win if we do our fucking jobs!" Skarmory yells.
Ninjask (The Leftovers: The Best): "Ugh who is he to speak to someone as perfect as me that way!" He glared.
Drifblim was writting notes on her notepad.
"What you writting about Drifblim?" Gumshoos asked.
"None of your business, how about that." She glared and kept writting.
Gumshoos frowned and looked away from Drifblim.
Psyduck (IDTAHSWY: The Genius): "Honestly Drifblim is really starting to get on my nerves." She looked annoyed.
(Sea Pearl Crew)
Gardevoir, Magby and Trubbish were all talking to eachother on one side of the table while Numel, Vespiqueen and Dusclops talked to eachother on another side of the table.
Vespiqueen (SPC: The Queen B): "Honesty Dusclops isn't THAT creepy I guess? He's a bit perturbed over his relationship with Lairon and how he feels about his new evolution, but he's pretty decent." She shrugs.
The Cruise Ship suddenly began to slow down and stop.
"Welcome to the Beach of Route 19! Everyone follow me!" Mew smiles as she levitates with Pumpkingking.
Every single team followed her until they were in the middle of a big city.
"...okay now... this is Fuchsia City in the Kanto Region! Today's challenge will be one of determination, luck and teamwork!" Mew announces.
Teamworkers couldn't help but glance at eachother.
"Your challenge is gonna be a Safari Pokemon Snapshot! Take many pictures of the wild feral pokemon in the Safari! The more rare or dangerous the wild pokemon... the better your score will be!" Pumpkingking announced.
"There will also be the legendaries Raikou, Entei and Suicunte! You can take pictures of them and it gives you a LOT of points!" Mew giggles.
"Question, how is this fair for my team we have way less members!" Ninjask yells.
"And two of them can't even hold cameras well." Heatmor pointed at his team with his thumbs.
"True our team is now super small..ah..AHHHHHH!!!" Vanillish slowly began melting.
"You seriously expect to win the entire game melting like that? Ha.. good luck..." Toxtricity grins.
Vanillish was now a white puddle.
Team Dumbinator watched her in disappointment.
"What? It's hot during Kanto summer season." Mew shrugged.
"Also if your team has low members, deal with it, your fault for losing so much." Pumpkingking shrugged.
"Whoever gets the highest score will also get a reward for today's challenge?" Mew announced.
"Oooo is it a hydrogen bomb?" Togepi smiles.
"Nope, it's a large all you can eat feast for your team only! So you all better enjoy it!" Mew winked.
Many teams now looked extra excited to search around the Safari and take pictures.
"Well what are you all waiting for? Challenge ends when the sun sets, now go go go!" Pumpkingking told them.
All the teams began running towards the Fushsia City Safari Zone
(Kanto - Safari Zone)
"Alright team this is the fucking plan! We MUST take pictures of Raikou, Suicunte and Entei if we want to even have a slight sliver of a chance to win!!" Skarmory yells at his team.
"Yeah makes sense." Heatmor crossed his arms.
"So I will fly around the shitty sky and you losers just walk around and take Snapshots of whatever fucking animal you can find! If I spot the legendaries I'll signal you all to follow me so stay alert bitches!" Skarmory quickly began flying away.
"Ugh I can't stand that bird." Ninjask glared.
"True... if we do lose i'd vote for him, I mean why would you personally keep someone that hit you and thinks he's better than you?" Heatmor told Ninjask.
"Yeah you're right! I will vote him off too if we lose next time!" Ninjask looked angry at the Skarmory flying in the sky.
Heatmor (The Leftovers: The Fiery Temper): "Manipulate Ninjask to vote for Skarmory instead of me? Easy peasy man." He grins and leaned on the confessional.
(Sea Pearl Crew)
Gardevoir was taking beautiful snapshots with scenery and professional camera angles or something.
Magby and Trubbish also tooked pictures.
"Wow we are doing so well" Magby was amazed.
"Of course we are, our team is awesome." Gardevoir smiled.
Meanwhile...
Dusclops was flying around taking pictures, Vespiqueen was enjoying taking pictures a little too much as she was having fun.
"Wow Camel Man! I didn't know doing challenges could ACTUALLY be fun sometimes!" Vespiqueen looked happy as she was flying around taking pictures of the Safari animals.
"...it has its moments..." Numel was boredly taking pictures.
Vespiqueen (SPC: The Queen B): "Camel Man and I have become the bestest of friends! He and I are so united we made friendship bracelets!" She showed the camera a cyan bracelet of a very happy Vespiquen and a bored looking Numel. "He even said my yellow earrings and pink scarf was cute! Yay!" She giggled cutely.
(Dumbinator)
"~So that's the plan got it mother~" Flareon talked to her mum.
"Wow I didn't thought you'd think that far ahead sweetie..." Sylveon frowned.
Sylveon (Dumbinator: The Popular One): "You know... I've noticed my Flareon has been acting a bit different from when she was a bossy little Eevee, she's more calm and calculating... not taking risks and ~Talks in a weird voice like this~" She mimicked the weird voice Flareon does when copying Kabuto.
"Sigh... I know maybe evolving made her a bit more mature but she sometimes feels like she isn't my grumpy little daughter anymore... like... she's... someone else... right now... Ha! But that's just odd speculations." She seemed to speak in a thoughtful manner near the end but returned happy at the final sentence.
(Teamworkers!)
They were a safari BEAST! Taking pictures left and right, Volcarona and Foe flew around and told them locations of better animals.
Lunatone, Totodile and Lucario took amazing pictures, Druddigon defended and battled wild pokemon and if they got too aggresive and Lucarios natural survival expertise was of great aid as well.
Lucario (Teamworkers: The Aussie): "I'm glad the things mum thought me back on ma home region came of use here, hopefully my team sees my useful nature knowledge!" She tipped her fedora.
"Ugh where even is Mawile?" Toxtricity asked.
"I don't know man, she just dipped." Makuhita frowns.
"Take pictures for safety." Roger was holding a tiny camera instead of a deadly blaster
"Cme on team even without Mawile we can still win!" Dedenne cheered as she kept running and a apple fell on her head
A Mankey had thrown it, Toxtricity took a picture of it and Makuhita carried Dedenne until she woke up.
Bergmite looked bored while walking with her team
Bergmite (Roger Roger: The Phone Addict): "I left my phone on the ship cause well.. safaris are dirty and dangerous so I didn't wanna risk it breaking... but I can feel the withdrawal symptoms kicking in..." She shivered
(Kawaii Squad)
"Alright gang! We should split up to cover more areas! Chandelure go with Togepi! Cyndaquil go with Yanma! While Alcreamie and I explore that cave for pokemon!" Grotle told everyone as Alcreamie got on his shell blushing and they quickly went away
Most members looked at them oddly as they left but they each split up.
Chandelure (Kawaii Squad: The Emo Goth): "Grotle and Alcreamie have been spending a lot of time together recently..." She looked thoughtful.
(IDTAHSWY)
Psyduck, Cryogonal, Gumshoos, Salazzle, Drifblim and Eiscue were all taking pictures of wild pokemon.
They were doing very well.
(Unnamed Team)
"No Namers! Status report?" OOM-6 asked.
"I had to correr away for my like robot! That pinche Raikou almost zap me to death!" Ludicolo told them.
"I have hooves not hands so I can't take pictures..." Dubwool frowns.
"I took a few pictures what about you two?" Scorbunny asked.
"I took a lot of pictures!" DeeDee smiled.
"I took none cause I don't care about this game.." In looked bored.
"Ugh you gonna make us lose chamaco!" Ludicolo glares.
"Yea? Got a problem with it.. beaner?" In glares back.
"Woah Woah woah! Unnameders come on we can't argue about stuff, we are supposed to work together." Scorbunny told them.
"Whatever.. I'm gonna chill in the cruise ships pool, you coming DeeDee?" In asked.
"Uh sure big brother." DeeDee giggles and followed him.
"You can't leave! We'll have even less people to take pictures with!" Dubwool yells.
In flipped them off as he walked and looked away.
"Que pendejo." Ludicolo glares.
(Short compilations of every Team taking Snapshots of wild safari pokemon, some even taking pictures of the legendary beasts)
"Alright it's sunset! Let's review the score!" Mew announced.
Teamworkers: 1
Kawaii Squad: 1
IDTAHSWY: 1 plus1 = 2
SPC: 2
Dumbinator: 3
Unnamed Team 3
The Leftovers: 5
The Leftovers looked horrified at their score.
"WHAT THE FUCK! WE TOOK SO MANY PICTURES! WHY DO WE KEEP FUCKING LOSING! AUGHHHH!!!" Skarmory screamed.
"Quality over quantity images, your pictures are mid... Team No-Name you also had boring pictures and a lot less than most, and finally Dumbinator you were okay but not good enough to be safe so you all lose!" Mew announced.
"Wow the sunset is so beautiful!" Vespiqueen swooned.
Numel looked very bored next to her.
"Hey Mew! You said I was gonna get payed for my screentime!!! Where's my check huh!!!" Suicunte yelled as she ran from the safari towards Mew.
Raikou was smiling in the background and Entei looked bored, all three legendary dogs were girls.
"Ah!!! Everyone get on the ship!" Mew screams as they all rapidly got on the cruise ship and quickly sailed away from Kanto.
(Elimination Zone)
"Heatmor is safe and so is... Ninjask-" Mew was interrupted.
"WHAT! I WAITED SO LONG TO FINALLY RETURN TO A FUCKING SEASON JUST TO LEAVE THIS EARLY! NO THIS FUCKING CANT BE, YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME! BITCH YOU BETTER TELL ME YOU JOKING RIGHT NOW I NEED TO BE IN THIS SEASON I NEED TO!!!!" Skarmory yells, his voice irritating as fuck.
"Ugh my fucking ears!" Heatmor covered his ears.
"Get him out now!" Ninjask yells.
"Pumpkingking please get him out!" Mew groans covering her ears.
Pumpkingking snapped his fingers and Skarmory was teleported above the ocean without the ability to fly, he screamed and began sinking.
"The two of you are safe, now go away." Mew told them.
Ninjask and Heatmor walked away.
The Cruise Ship did the horn things I guess?
(Elimination Zone)
"No Namers! Finally upon elimination again?" Mew asked.
"Just tell everyone I am leaving." In began walking to the Plank of Shame.
"What the hey dude what the hell who do you think-" Mew yelled.
In had already jumped in.
"Didn't he get the most votes tho?" Dubwool asked.
"Yeah but.. I wanted to do the pause..." Mew frowned.
DeeDee then stood up and began walking to the plank.
"Qué? What you doing chica!" Ludicolo yelled.
"Without In, I have no reason to stay in the game soooo..." DeeDee jumped into the water off the Plank of Shame.
"Bruh we just lost 2 for 1..." Scorbunny frowned.
"Apparently." OOM-6 told them.
"Whatever I have one Elimination left to do..." Mew sighed
(Elimination Zone)
The Cruise ship... AUGH YOU KNOW!!
"Dumbinator! Again? Really?! What's up with this season and losing streaks?" Mew asked.
"Whatever just show the votes..." Flareon rolled her eyes.
"Fine... first save is Sylveon." Mew gave her a pumpkin.
Musharna and Vanillish smirk
Musharna (Dumbinator: The Manipulator): "I convinced Vanillish to vote for Flareon instead of me cause if I leave then Sylveon and Flareon would eliminate her but if I win, I'd obviously keep Vanillish over Flareon and Sylveon, and know Sylveon and Flareon will vote for me instead of Vanillish therefor in a tie breaker will result in me defeating vanillish and taking victory as next elimination Sylveon is gone and by then the new teams phase appears!" She says evilly.
"Musharna." Mew threw her a pumpkin.
"WHAT?!" Musharna and Vanillish scream.
"Final Pumpkin is for..." Mew paused.
Flareon looked calm with a small smile while Vanillish was shocked as hell and sweating.
"Tie! So battle it out!" Pumpkingking announced.
Flareon shot a flamethrower, Vanillish melted.
"K, Flareon stays." Mew said.
"What... but...she... how?!" Musharna looked shocked.
"I predicted Vanillish would change sides, so I told mother to vote for her instead since she's easier to defeat in a tie breaker and then she and I can just vote you off." Flareon smirks.
Vanillish was a puddle of white ice cream.
Musharna looked dumbfounded.
Pumpkingking levitated Vanillish liquid out of the cruise ship.
"Alright that concludes this ceremony!" Mew smiles.
(Grand Ball Room)
Teamworkers was enjoying their huge all you can eat buffet feast.
"Ah good job Teamworkers we wiped the floor with them pokemon snaps!" Druddigon smiled eating food.
"Guaguaguaguagua!" Totodile gave thumbs up.
"Yeah man hehehe" Foe smoked.
"You all did so good!" Volcarona cheered
"It was a pleasure to use my wildlife knowledge to aid during the challenge!" Lucario smugly crossed her arms.
"This is why Teamworkers doesn't suck!" Lunatone cheered.
Everyone on Teamworkers was having fun eating as they had won the prize.
The episode abruptly ends cause idgf anymore
Teamworkers:
Totodile, Lunatone, Volcarona, Druddigon, Foe, Lucario
Dumbinator:
Flareon, Sylveon, Musharna
Sea Pearl Crew:
Trubbish, Gardevoir, Magby, Numel, Vespiqueen, Dusclops
Roger Roger:
Mawile, Bergmite, Toxtricity, Makuhita, Dedenne, Roger
IDTAHSWY:
Psyduck, Cryogonal, Gumshoos G Trump, Salazzle, Drifblim, Eiscue
Kawaii Squad:
Cyndaquil, Yanma, Grotle, Togepi, Chandelure, Alcreamie
Unnamed Team:
Ludicolo, Wooloo, Scorbunny, OOM-6
The Leftovers:
Ninjask, Heatmor
