Chapter 5
Pandora had found the two Stonem's when they where on their way to their form. The pair had many people eyeballing them in the corridors, mainly for their lack of clothing and the fact Effy is literally only wearing a top over her underwear, at least Abbey put on shorts despite the fact they where short shorts.
"It's bloody annoying they put us in different forms. I mean, OK, I'm totally useless and Mum says I have to do Hair & Beauty, but I'm good at Philosophy. I can't understand why I can't do Hair and Philosophy. You can't cos it turns out Hair & Beauty is one subject, not two. Blooming Nora, how mad is that?" Pandora asked.
"It's inexplicable, Pandora." Abbey said.
"Yeah. Inexplicable. What does inexplicable mean, Eff?" Pandora asked.
"Can't explain." Effy said.
Pandora was rambling about how she was annoyed they where in different forms, Abbey was listening but only a little. Outside their form the Fitch twins where already waiting.
"All right! Suit yourself, then. Whoa!" Pandora said.
A boy came up to Katie, his name was Bruno but honestly was Abbey paying attention, no? He was attractive though so she'd give him that. Well she wasn't paying attention until Pandora suddenly jumped forward telling the boy her name. Kitty already assumed what he said was not about her. He quickly left after Pandora introduced himself, making eye contact with Abbey and Effy as he left.
"Strewth! Do you think he'd do surf and turf with me, Eff?" Pandora asked as he looked at the boys back.
"I'll ask." Effy replied.
"Gotta go. Lesson one, practical skills. Filing our nails, handy!" Pandora dismissed before turning away with a wave "I'm Pandora, I'm useless."
"Bless her." Abbey pouted as Pandora left.
"Cute. I'm Katie, that's my sister." Katie signalled to the girl behind her "Aren't you Effy Stonem? Haven't you got like a really cool brother?" The girl asked "And Abbey? your American i swear."
"That's us." Abbey nodded.
"All my friends fancied him. I wasn't so fussed though, Didn't he go mental? Anyway I've got a boyfriend." Abbey tensed up at Katie's word choices, she was very protective over family "He plays for Bristol Rover reserves."
"Impressive." Effy deadpanned after glancing at Abbey's clenched jaw.
"Yeah. He's well lush. Let's sit together. We can chat because, you know... We're the best looking in here, really. Sorry but we are. We should hang out. Definitely." Katie rambled making Abbey roll her eyes and cross her arms. "Oh, no, here it comes. Total lezzer bitch."
"Homophobia isn't a good look Hun, especially if you're talking to a raging bisexual." Abbey smiled sweetly at the red head.
"No, I, um, I'm not, um, homophobic." She stuttered making Abbey smirk. She was totally homophobic or had an undying hatred for the blonde. Naomi Campbell, the blonde, stood beside Abbey.
"Excuse me." Naomi said to Katie. Katie moved and Naomi walked in, giving Abbey a smile before she disappeared.
"Like, don't talk to her. She tried to snog my sister at middle school." Katie started making Kitty scoff "Pervy don't you think, Eff?" Naomi walked back out of the class and leaned against the door.
"Watch out Katie, i might get confused and fuck you with my big strap on by mistake." Naomi spoke bluntly, making Abbey snort. Effy looked at her cousin with an amused smile.
"Muff-munching b¡tch. Just jumped on you, didn't she…" Katie said.
"Leave it, Katie." Emily said.
Katie turned around to her sister.
"Whatever. Come on. We'll get the best seats, yeah?" Katie asked.
"So, you the doormat, then?" Effy asked.
"Sort of." Emily nodded.
"I like her." Abbey pointed at the blonde and followed said girl into the class. Everyone took their chosen seats, Abbey next to Effy like usual. The two practically became inseparable again in the space of two days. In form James, Freddie and JJ were late. Effy was sure it was James' fault since the other two looked slightly guilty. When the teacher walked in, he looked confused and Effy knew that she could probably get away with a lot in the class. Abbey was sure it was Freddie since the other two looked slightly guilty.
"Right. Um... Now weve gotta...oh Christ. Fuck it." The teacher spoke to himself while everyone just looked at him confused "Okay, fuck,fuck,fuck. Um... Ok. Whatever... We've gotta stand up, say our names and a unique fact about ourselves. Right. I'll start." He stood up "I'm Kieran and I hate being a fucking teacher." He pointed to the curly haired boy. "You."
"um... I'm JJ and with regard to mathematic aptitude I'm in the top 0.3% of the population, which is an interesting demographic statistic because paradoxically my communication, interpersonal and intuitive skills are towards the lower quartiles." JJ said.
Kitty smiled to herself despite not understanding a word he said, he was smart and she found it amazing he could think of that on the spot.
"Yeah. You've stopped me in my fucking tracks there, yeah. You." Kieran pointed at Katie.
"I'm Katie. I've never not had a boyfriend since I was seven." She started making Abbey roll her eyes.
"Congratulations. You." Kieran pointed at the twin, Emily.
"I'm Emily. I've never had a boyfriend." Emily said.
"Shit happens. You." Kieran pointed at Naomi.
"I'm Naomi. I hate injustice. People tell lies about me." The blonde stated, Abbey muttered a quick 'same' under her breath that Effy definitely heard but she knew that Abbey didn't talk about her feelings or things back in Florida much.
"You at the back." Kieran pointed at the boy.
"I'm Kumir. I'm gay." Kumir said.
"Yup. Good. You." Kieran pointed at the other boy.
"I'm Max, and both my parents are artists." Max said.
"Great. I'm very very happy for you." Kieran said.
Kieran called out a couple more people before.
"What about you? With the bling." Kieran pointing at Effy. She stood up while making eye contact with James before looking back at Kieran.
"I'm Effy. And I think my mum's having an affair." The brunette started making Abbey smack her arm and hold in a laugh. The two discussed it over the phone once before.
"Good one. Shows enterprise. You, with the nice eyebrows." Kieran pointed at Abbey. She stood up while making eye contact with Freddie before looking back at Kieran.
"I'm Abbey and the only reason I'm here is because my dads fed up with picking me up at the police station every weekend." The raven haired girl smiled before sitting back down.
"Running from the police? fun. Um, what about you, big man?" Kieran pointed at Freddie, the boy who asked to get to know Abbey really awkwardly.
"I'm Freddie. I met a girl I like today." He spoke, making Effy elbow her cousin with an eyebrow raised before Abbey turned to Freddie "She's like… Beautiful. That's it."
"That's it? That's your unique fact? That's just great. Fascinating Freddie, thank you for that. What about you?" Kieran asked.
"I'm Katie and I had Frosties for breakfast." Katie said.
"Frosties, that's product placement in my opinion. You there at the back beside the wee gay man?" Kieran asked.
"My name's Nathan and seven members of my immediate family have been on Crimewatch." Nathan said.
"Brilliant, what a year this is gonna be." Kieran said.
Effy the list that the girls had yet to complete, they where sharing one and taking different tasks as their own. The only one left was sex in school, Abbey slid the list over to Effy with a smirk. She looked down the list then over to James who was sniffing glue. Effy held in a laugh as he looked over at her with a strange look and a strange smile.
"Your turn." Abbey whispered and held Effy's hand up. "Kieran."
"Yes." Kieran said.
"Effy doesn't feel well." Abbey said.
"I'm feeling rather shit. I think I need to go to the nurses office." Effy spoke up while dropping her hand to her stomach.
"Oh yeah? okay go on then. Right." Kieran replied.
Abbey smirked and handed her a condom discreetly, Effy looked straight at James while slipping it into her bra and getting up. She then walked out the class with a smirk on her face, in all honesty she didn't know where the nurse's office was hence why she waited just outside the class for James. Abbey folded up the paper after ticking off the last box.
"Where were we? Oh, stuff it. Let's just watch a DVD about... Oh, Christ. "How To Be Inclusive". Holy Mother of divine shite, who makes up this shit?" Kieran asked.
"Actually, Kieran. I'm not feeling too well either. My balls are aching, I might have to go and see that nurse." James spoke, Abbey was sure to tell Effy his excuse letter.
"Right! Bugger off then." Kieran said.
"Cheers, Kieran." James got up and Abbey held the piece of folded paper behind her shoulder. As James passed the girl he grabbed said paper and walked out the class, when Effy heard the door open she smirked to herself and pushed herself off the wall, grabbing the paper of the boy she turned in the direction of where she assumed the nurse's office was.
Abbey looked down the list then over to Freddie who was smiling. Abbey held in a laugh as he looked over at her with a strange look and a strange smile.
"Hello." Abbey said, with a smirk.
"Hello." Freddie said, with a smile.
"Nice, Freddie." Abbey said.
"Uh, thank you Abbey." Freddie said.
Abbey looked over at her with a strange look and a strange smile.
"Wow… I like her. Abbey." Freddie said, with a smile.
"See if she can laser Jordan off them. OK. Right, how the fսck does this…" Kieran said.
Effy and Cook go out. Kieran looked, Abbey, Freddie and everyone turned around Pandora entered.
"Hey. Can I be in this class? I don't like mine." Pandora said.
"Why not? Make up the numbers. You doing some A levels?" Kieran asked.
"One, please. Philosophy." Pandora said, as she walked and paused.
"OK, sit down. When you've worked out the point of living, come and fսcking tell me." Kieran said.
"Whizzer." Pandora said, as she happily before her expression changed as she started to look around her. "Where's Effy?"
"She is in the nurse's office. I'm sorry." Abbey said to Pandora.
"Follow me darling." Effy could hear his smirk as he passed him. She followed behind quickly, as soon as the door was shut she perched herself on the side of the nurse's bed and signaled for him to lock the door.
"Abbey told me they don't have a nurse." Effy smirked and pulled her hair into a ponytail.
"I just gotta get drugs." James held up his own piece of paper. "And sex."
"Well." Effy smirked and pulled a joint and the condom out her bra. "Take your pick on what's first."
"Sex is better when you're high." James stated.
"Agree to disagree yeah babe." Effy smirked and lit up the joint, James stepped closer to Effy. The two keeping eye contact as Effy took a hit and blew it in James' face. He inhaled it and blew it to the side. She smirked to herself. That was hot. Effy put the joint out and put it on the side table before pushing herself off the bed. The two instantly connected lips, only breaking apart to get rid of the other's clothes.
James pushed Effy onto the bed, hovering above her as they made out. It was rough, the room filling up with loud grunts and moans coming from the two teens. It was safe to say he was easily one of the best shags she had in a long time, until someone in the booth over screamed. James removed his face from where he was kissing and made eye contact with Effy before they both laughed yet never stopped shagging until they had both finished. Twice.
"Grab my balls! Grab my balls! Grab my balls! Grab my balls! Grab my balls! Grab my balls!" James said.
"Grab my sex! Grab my sex! Grab my sex! Grab my sex! Grab my sex! Grab my sex!" Effy said.
Meanwhile, Abbey and everyone walk out of college.
"Abbey." Freddie said, as Abbey behind him.
"Oh, Freddie." Abbey said, as she turned around to Freddie.
"Uh… I'm sorry, looked, I-" Freddie said.
"It's OK, Freddie." Abbey said.
"Yeah." Freddie said.
"Too. You said "I met a girl I like today. She's like... Beautiful. That's it." Huh?" Abbey asked.
"Heh, yeah, I know." Freddie said with a chuckle.
"It's funny." Abbey said.
"Oh, OK." Freddie said.
"Abbey." Pandora said.
Abbey and Freddie turned to Pandora.
"Yeah?" Abbey asked.
"Effy is still here?" Pandora asked.
"I don't know, Pandora." Abbey said.
"Nothing." Freddie said, as he nodded no.
"Freddie." JJ said to Freddie. "James is still here?"
"Uh, no, he is not coming." Freddie said.
"Hey guys." Katie said to them.
They turned to Katie and Emily.
"Is Effy here?" Katie asked.
"No, she is not coming." Pandora said.
Katie and Emily looked around and did not see Effy.
"Excuse me." Naomi said.
They turned to Naomi.
"Effy and James are not here." Naomi said.
"Aren't we going to wait for Eff?" Pandora asked when we would stop by them so I could get my rollerblades out.
"Nope." Abbey said and I closed them. "Let's go. You talk and I'll pretend I actually understand what you're talking about. How does that sounds?"
"Abbey was right." Freddie said, as he nodded.
Abbey, Freddie, Pandora, Katie, Emily JJ, and Naomi nodded yes, looked around, and waited for Effy and Cook.
Effy and James were still in the nurse's office. James removed his face from where he was kissing and made eye contact with Effy before they both still laughed yet never stopped shagging until they had still sex and both finished.
"I love you, James." Effy said.
"I love you, Effy." James said.
"Grab my balls." James said.
"Grab my sex." Effy said.
"Grab us naked." Effy and James both said, as they both still laughed.
To Be Continued to the next episode 2…
