It's an average day at South Park Elementary, and although it was unusual to suddenly hear Cartman's voice yelling in the distance, it still wasn't all that different from any other day at school. Running through the hallways, or whatever it is that Cartman claims is him "running", he yells "New Kid Alert!" repetitively as he pushes aside a kid or two before finally reaching Craig, Kyle, Stan, Kenny and Butters at the lockers.

"Hey guys, you're not gonna believe what I just saw! Mr. Garrison was in the front with a new kid, and I overheard he's gonna be in our class, it's hilarious!" The boys just briefly glance at one another in slight confusion except for Butters, who is smiling and is bouncing in excitement. "Oh boy! I gotta go tell the others!" he blurted before running off, the boys watching briefly before Stan redirected their attention.

"Why is it 'hilarious'?" he asked.

"Yeah, we get new kids all the time" Craig added.

"Be-because-" Cartman uttered, struggling not to laugh, "-Because he's SO stupid looking! Oh ma God you should've seen him!" he managed to say before the school bell rang. "Come on guys, you don't wanna miss it!" he shouted as he was already making his way to the classroom. Craig and Kenny just shrugged while Kyle and Stan exchanged skeptical glances before also going to class.