I needed a character sheet. We have 22 of the 31 Kid pirates, with 6 of them being woman. That breaks down to roughly a third of his crew and I like evenness so ten ladies, twenty men, and one grumpy captain. I kept with the music theme and had some fun. Now I know there are two Kid Pirate members drawn in the anime but not the manga. I gave them names and tasks. I know the fandom calls them something…but I do me.

1. Joplin: Average woman 5'6" short pink hair, cooks (fancy cheeses and exotic cuisine), wields a mace. Sassy. Purple eyes. Wears jeans and tank tops. Over protective personality. Loves fresh fruit. (Age: 20)

2. Snare: 6'11" Heavyset man, tall, blonde mohawk with face tattoos (in the anime at Saboady), sews, makes up clothing designs with Hop, brawler. Naughty. Collects stamps. Is Gay. (Age: 28)

3. Forte: Skinny man, pointed face, 6'0" musician, Base guitar, wields a cutlass. Cruel. Formal. Enjoys spa days. Likes to read mystery horror books. Haughty. Wears ruffled shirt and billowy black pants. (Age: 34)

4. Whitney: Pretty musician singer, piano player 5'8" Dark skinned. Bright blue eyes. Devil fruit user. Kick based attacks with steel toe boots. Relaxed. Likes poetry. Styles the crews hair with Hop. Has a curly afro—hairstyle changes based on her mood. (Age: 26)

4. Jam: 4'11" Short woman, mad scientist, Inventor, sharp and pointy aficionado, poison and medicine maker. Petty. Spoiled. Foul. Fights with luchador/ wrestling moves and extremely acute hits. Loves lace. Very naughty. A teaser not a pleaser. (Age: 24)

6. Alt: Skinny man, orange mohawk, 6'2" wears white fluffy coat (in anime at Saboady) Bartends, Gunslinger. Gossip. Fancy pants. Sings wonderfully-is shy. Gay. (Age: 29)

7. Thrill: Muscular man 5'10" Long black dreads. Helmsman, giant axe wielder. Party King. Loves to dance. Comic book collector. Beautiful hazel eyes. (Age: 22)

8. Clash: Tall thicker woman. 6'3" Loves cleaning and organization. Secretary of ship. Grey-eyes. Wields claymore. Long purple hair in a braid. Pragmatic but violent. Knows how to torture a person for information. Plays a cello. (Age: 31)

9. Skillet: Short man 5'7" pastry chef/baker, wields giant metal hammer. Green hair man-bun and tanned skin. People Pleaser. Likes board games. Plays the harmonica. (Age: 21)

10. House: 5'4' Petite, Green eyes, Curses people, ship mom, makes soaps/beauty products. Wields ninjato. Wild light blue hair styled into horns. Kind. Into astrology. Peacekeeper. (Age: 26)

11. Hip: 5' 7' Average height, dark tan skinned, short light blonde hair, cooks specialty soups, stews, and vegetable side dishes, wields two short swords, sister of Hop. Does the crew nails/nail art. Sneaky. Worrywart. Vegetarian. Animal Lover. Quick on her feet. Loves band t-shirts. (Age: 23)

12. Hop: 6' 0' Tall woman, fashionista, hairstylist, Make-up guru, long light blonde hair in high ponytail, wields long sword, older sister of Hip. Defends sister; argumentative. Secret Romantic. Is bisexual. (Age: 25)

13. Dive: 4'9" Petite, large braided pigtails, Biter, lookout/scout. Has throwing knifes. Mischievous. Silly. Keen observer of other people; oblivious to her own bullshit. (Age: 21)

14. Emma: 5'8"Average height, light colored mohawk, Resident pervert, information gather, gossiper, wields crossbow. Likes to tease crewmates/wreak havoc. Sometimes goes too far. Can play an electric guitar. Lesbian. (Age: 28)

15. Quincy: 5' 11" Tall, skinny, puffy orange curly hair, wears elaborate crown with a cross on top. Uses pink lipstick. Doctor. Wields Odachi. Practical. Acts mature is not mature. Loves bows. Pouty. Loves to read spicy romance novels. Can play the trumpet. (Age: 29)

16. Killer: 6' 5.5" Cooks, specialty pastas. First mate; historian, plays drums. Wields Punishers. Intelligent. Sadistic. Goofy. Loves kitchen appliances and cook books. (Age: 27)

17. UK: 5' 11"Average man, red haired mohawk, beer gut. Shipwright, wields saber. Gruff. No-nonsense. Blunt. Smokes. Builds furniture. Likes snacking and drinking. Enjoys nature walks. Wears fishnet leotard and a skirt. Loves fishnet stockings. Surprisingly straight. (Age: 31)

18. Pomp: 5' 3" Short stocky man, Field medic, bomb maker and user. Blunt, very skilled. A flirt. Bright Blonde hair with long left side bang. Plays the electric keyboard. Flashy lover of explosions. (Age: 27)

19. Papas: 5'10"Average height, light-skinned, wears sleeveless hoodie and sunglasses at night. Supply gatherer, information trader, wields scimitar. Intelligent. Always cold. Loves sweets. Muscular arms and a pointed nose. Plays a tambourine. (Age: 20)

20. Disk J: 5' 5" Stocky man. DJ and party planner. Wields rapier. Snarky comeback King. Spiky pale pink hair. Knows a fair bit about electronics as he does the ship's audio devices.(Age: 21)

21. Jaguar: 6'7" Tall muscular man, Boxer, Hunter. Also has machete. Playful. Goofy. Deep black eyes. Orange hair pulled into puffy ponytail. Very picky eater, likes plainer dishes. Teases who he is attracted to. (Age: 22)

22. Wire: 9' 2" Commander oversee task distribution will poke shitheads with trident for motivation. Like to paint/draw. Artistic, old soul. Dark black hair. Makes the best coffee. Deep soft voice. Pansexual. Loves to shop especially for accessories. (Age: 27)

23. Heat: 7' 4" Commander assigns tasks, weapons storeroom attendant, lights shit on fire, dual swords. Macabre dry humor. Loves cute things. Gravely deep voice. Level headed. (Age: 26)

24. Compo: 8' 6" Large muscular man. Fisherman, takes care of aquarium. Wields spear. Quiet. Calm. Gentle giant. Bandana covering short brown hair. Plays a mean saxophone. (Age:32)

25. Boogie: 6' 2" Screamer singer front man, glass blower, wields Katana. Loud, quick. Likes to play jokes/pranks. Light sea-foam green hair, covers half of face. Emotional. Wears black lipstick, a striped shirt and pink shorts. Bisexual. (Age: 23)

26. Moai: 6' 5" Large man with tanned skin. Cooks (Meat and potato dishes, loves spices) Wields Dao. Curious. Wears silver hoop earrings and a beaded necklace. Loves jewelry. Dances while cooking. Short tempered. Long lavender fluffy hair pulled into ponytail covered by yellow spotted bandana. Can play a harp and if you laugh, you die. (Age: 30)

27. Gig: 7' 7" Obese hand to hand combatant, Tall, handles cannons/upkeep. Like to gamble/play cards. Reserved—does not trust easily. Black liberty spikes. Can play a tuba. (Age: 34)

28. Reck: 6'0" Slim man with dark blue curly hair. Navigator. Wields dual flintlock pistols. Diva behavior. Likes eyeliners. Loves fancy wine. Plays a bass guitar. (Age: 27)

29. Mosh: 16' 3" Incredibly tall-Jean Bart sized, muscular, long magenta ponytail, plays lead guitar, Tans hides/leather, wields katana with long handle. Serious. Fearless. Quick to defend his crew. (Age: 29)

30. Bubblegum: 6' 2" Tall lanky man, zigzag spiky dark blue/purple hair, Treasurer, wields saber, loves robots. Dorky. Greedy. Institutive. Chatterbox. (Age: 24)

31. Eustass Captain Kid: Boss of the ship. Mechanical engineer for the ship. Personally designed Killer's punishers and helped fellow crewmates with selecting a suitable weapon. 6'8.5" Bully, egotistical, violent, lover of weapons and music, greedy eater, horny as hell, childish, smack-talker extraordinaire. (Age: 23)

Just some quick info I made up using the doodles Oda made and my imagination. I made up all the ages but I headcannon them as being relatively close because several of them come from the same island and were part of each other's street gangs-street children banding together for safety.

Kid makes mechs and I'm positive he constructs plenty of other things so I gave the rest of his crew art related hobbies that I think would come in handy on ship. Those outfits look custom...they scream millennial making their own emo/punk/goth/rock outfit. All they're missing is the soda tab jewelry. That aesthetic aside, it's probably hard to get everything they need when they pull up to smaller islands and such. I can't remember if it's an SBS or datebook but Nami says Chopper makes them beauty creams and such. So clearly pirates have to be industrious.

I'll update this as the story progresses, probably having to change heights and hair colors. The weapons too, though some were drawn in the manga. Just not all. Wano was so clearly very rushed. I think Oda intended to do more, because with the bounties matching he's is trying to convey that the three supernovas are equal. It just doesn't feel that way without knowing exactly what the Kid Pirates have been up to in the two year time skip. Law already got a nice story arc so here's to hoping Kid gets something in Elbaf.

Gods I want to know what is going on with Law and Blackbeard and Kid and Shanks. The suspense is killing me. I've had two friends tell me my babies are going to die and its put me in a mood. So I might of told them well he can't be Strawhat Luffy if he returns the hat…so maybe there needs to be a way he doesn't have to return that damn hat. As always boo to Shanks, he probably has a bartender lady and a child wanting to join his crew at every port. Disloyal to Makino and Luffy-for shame. Dishonor on him, dishonor on his ship, dishonor on his rabid monkey…

Concerning the potential relationship between Kid and Jam: he is fascinated by her; she's new and with the Victoria Backstory in the SBS I believe he has a thing for bossy, tough woman. He is also disgruntled by that fact-bad with emotions this Capricorn man is. He's attracted to her power and being a sex-fiend (his animal resemblance is a bull, the symbol for male sexuality and sensuality), he has constant naughty thoughts. I mean have you seen him in that beast pirate uniform? Horns and leather? Oda's a freak. I'm thankful though. That blush- I think he was embarrassed as hell. The bull also represents wealth, ambition, loyal friendship, stamina, strength, power, stubbornness, and hard work. The word bull is often used to describe a bulky muscular man. Rather fitting. Go Oda.

Jam is an OC. Another author called her a Mary-Sue and gods have I not laughed so hard. I get she beat the crew in the first chapter, but she won by cheating. She's a slippery little twat. And while she is physically strong, she only beat Kid due to the element of surprise and him not considering her a serious threat. She literally poisoned the air. It was a cheap trick.

She is a competent fighter, but her abilities do have pitfalls. Jam just hasn't revealed them yet; like she just met these guys, there is no way she's telling them her weak spots in case she needs to bail on them. She has plenty of flaws and will not be well received by many canon characters-she's a lunatic with a skewed moral compass who enjoys rubbing her intelligence into other people's faces. The only ones who will like her for her are the band of weirdoes she joined, and it will take time for all of them to come around. Fuck Kid hasn't even forgiven her for their initial meeting. He'll get her back; he is too egotistical not to. He's just playing nice because he sees her as useful.

I know it shouldn't bother me but when one author disparages another it makes me irrationally upset. We need more authors not less and so many quit when others insult them. If you don't enjoy a writer's work, stop reading it and don't make passive aggressive remarks. No one will steal my sunshine and rain on my crazy parade.

I have around seventy fleshed out characters I keep in a journal and I find it a nice challenge to place them in a relevant universe, purely for my enjoyment. Thrill, Skillet, and Clash are actually from my collection; I just tweaked their names to match the Kid Pirate aesthetic. The others I made up on the fly. I'm debating illustrating them—I think it's good to let the readers picture the characters as they see fit—it helps with the immersion. Plus my drawing skills are seriously lacking. On a lighter note chapter four is almost done. I've noticed the chapters here are relatively short…do people like shorter chapters? Because I always feel cheated.

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I think York has every right to be upset by the station she serves. Pooping for six other people and stuffing yourself to a BMI of 600? Gross. Does Oda have a weird vore fetish because that was a strange thing to write? I can see why she turned traitor. 100 warships and an incident greater than Ohara?! Ooh Egghead is getting interesting! And we got to see Bonney for a second. Yay she's alive! Thank you to my two reviewers. I'm hoping with the fix on the stats I get more soon.

To Paper Donut: I don't want either to die-I was just messing with my friend. Still not a Shanks fan.

To lawisbbg: I'm glad you read this, I am working on a Law fic too. Just have to figure out where I'm going with it.