Bella: I... Would you marry me?
Isabella: [shocked] Bella, I... I'm shocked! I don't... know what you...
Bella: I know, I'm moving too fast... but I don't want to lose the only person I fell in love with in my life to disappear...
Isabella: Bella...
Kinzie: …Bella?
Isabella: Please, tell me how you really feel, how you really feel about me being part of your life…
Bella: Isa, I've seen something in my vision when we first met in school, I saw a little something that changed my life! You were something very special that I can't describe so I'm going to say it the best way I can... You are my goddess in my heart, and the thing is that I felt incomplete without someone loving me like a child and a lover, I know I seem spoiled but... I guess my unknown parents knew that something was wrong... But you, I still can't describe, because you are a talented, simple, beautiful, hot, bad, naughty girlfriend to ever have... I know it's not much but I can't analyze it the way I see it to get it out, you know what I meant right? Isa?
Isabella: [looks down]
Bella: I probably should leave...
Isabella: [holds her hand] I felt the same way... I was depressed in Stillwater that I fucked every ho there and thought I would feel better, but really, it makes me feel empty inside... Every ho, every stripper, every side-chick never works... but you, you were the one who was destined to be with me! I'm so... happy... that I have someone in my life... who understands what I feel when to calm down, and treats their lover like babies, and currently... I'm happy doing it to you! [crying silently]
Bella: Isa... baby...
Isabella: I've never been this happy since I met you, Bella, I would gladly accept your hand in marriage!
Bella: [gasp and crying] My fiancé!
Isabella: [wipes her tears] Oh why am I crying? I'm such a bitch! Hahaha...
Bella: No… A silly girl who doesn't know how to make herself happy for who she is in front of her lover in no bitch… [caress her face]
Isabella: Bella, I'm so happy... I'm so fucking happy that I can't stop crying...
Bella: Me neither, but it's ok... as long as we have each other... [hugs her]
Isabella: [hugs her back tightly]
Bella: Hey… [shows her a ring]
Isabella: [laughs softly] Is that a ring pop!?
Bella: I don't have expensive money to get a real one so… Surprise?
Isabella: [laughing]
Kinzie: (Holy shit... They're engaged... This is insane! The Boss cried for the first time, and said she has never been happy... Wait, is that true or is she lying just so she can use her? I have to get close to her!)
Isabella: You know what? Forget this movie! I'm taking you with me to get a wedding ring...
Bella: Yes, it would be beautiful like the diamonds in your eyes...
Isabella: Hahaha, let's go, my baby!
Bella: I'm right with you!
Kinzie: (If I'm going to get answers, I have to distract her from Bella! I'm sorry lil sis but it's the only way to get me through her "depressed" life!)
Shaundi: Kinzie, ugh, don't tell me you're smoking out here again!
Kinzie: I'm going to ditch the movie for now! Oh, and guess what? Johnny called you twice! Cheers! [walks away]
Shaundi: What? [checks her phone] Shit shit shit! I got to call him back!
Kinzie: Priceless Jewelry Store, I'm here... I have to go in there without getting caught, but how though? There is a lot of security out here and, oh right, my computer! Duh!
Bella: How about this?
Isabella: I think it look beautiful on you...
Bella: Then, I'm taking it!
Isabella: One wedding ring for us please?
Kinzie(Disguise): (Well, that was easy! Now I just have to get close without no one noticing...)
Bella: Oh wow! It's so shiny!
Isabella: I'm really glad you think since you picked it out!
Bella: Isa-baby, can I go to the bathroom? It might take longer than I expected to be!
Isabella: Take as long as you want, but! [takes the wedding ring off her ring finger] I can't have my baby going to the bathroom if she can't contain her personal belongings!
Bella: [kisses her, farts silently, and walks away]
Isabella: [exhales] Mmm… [smells through the air] Nothing smells better coming out of Bella's butt, it makes me horny...
Bella: [giggle]
Kinzie: Boss! Psst! Boss!
Isabella: [gets on her phone] I might call them and tell them that Bella and I are having a bit of issues! Heheheh! Let me see what they're going to say next! Probably a worried text or maybe a pissed off text? I prefer pissed off!
Kinzie: Boss! Get off your phone and listen to me!
Isabella: Hmm, funny how I hear Kinzie's voice around here! Or maybe I'm drinking too much beer! [shrugs] Who knows? Fuck it!
Kinzie: (Fuck she's deaf! You're going to regret this!) [throws a pebble at her head]
Isabella: Hmm? What kind of nine year old throw something at me like this? I know my baby would… Nah, no she wouldn't…
Kinzie: (Jesus this is hard!)
Security Guard: Hey, what do you think you're doing? Stalking much?
Kinzie: [imitating as a man] Uh, no sir, I'm just looking for... uh... my watch!
Security Guard: Then tell me, where was the last time you saw it?
Isabella: Hey, you with the mustache and a trench coat who almost looks identical to Kinzie but in the bad way, watch out next time before I watch it for you!
Security Guard: Nice!
Isabella: Sup Skips!
Skips: Hey Isabella!
Kinzie: (They know each other?)
Isabella: What are you doing big guy?
Skips: Getting this guy to stop stalking you from around the corner!
Isabella: [pulls a gun on Kinzie] Don't worry about it Skips, I want to know this for myself before Bella comes back...
Kinzie: (Shit!)
Skips: He's all yours!
Isabella: Tell me, who are you working for?
Kinzie: Boss, it's me! Kinzie? I ditched the movie to come ask you quest-
Isabella: Lying won't get you far! Who are you working for?
Kinzie: (Geez, even the Boss doesn't know I'm me in this trench coat... she really must be dumb...)
Isabella: Fine... [cocks her gun] Then I'll end this so you will never come back to haunt me!
Bella: Isa!
Kinzie: [touch her hand to grab the gun] I need some answers!
Bella: [push Kinzie] Don't fucking touch her you dipshit!
Kinzie: (Bella? What?)
Isabella: Bella, you're back...
Bella: I heard your gun cocked, so I came running after you!
Kinzie: Ow...
Bella: And stop following us you creepy weirdo! Let's go!
Isabella: You're so amazing!
Kinzie: Jeez... that really hurts like hell...
Skips: Alright, get the fuck out this store this instant!
Kinzie: Whatever...
Arriving to Isabella's Penthouse.
Isabella: [came out of the elevator] Bella, I'm going to regret saying this, but I think you do have a bad influence...
Bella: I thought so! How though?
Isabella: You cursed! You'd never curse at somebody when it's nothing they've done!
Bella: I don't want anything or anyone touching you! I just have to be there at all times! [hugs her]
Isabella: [hugs her back] No worries...
Bella: [farts harder and loudly] Hah, it feels good to do it in front of you when there's no one knowing our little secret~ [moans and farts again]
Isabella: And when they do, I'll kill them with one bullet!
Bella: That's how the Saints were meant to be made!
Isabella: [grips her butt tightly] Exactly!
Bella: [moans] Baby... I have to fart again! I'm really a gassy naughty girl...
Isabella: Let it all out so we can have sex together again...
Bella: [grunts]
Kinzie: [spying on her]
Computer Voice Recognition: Detecting a stalker up ahead.
Kinzie: (No way!)
Computer Voice Recognition: Target located, Kinzie Kensington. [shoots mini gun]
Isabella: Somebody's here!
Bella: I'm coming with!
Kinzie: (Ok, if I can hack that computer system, then I can finally barge in there to find answers and...)
Isabella: [points a gun at her] Kinzie?
Bella: Big sis? What are you doing here?
Isabella: You're not supposed to be here!
Bella: [farts silently] (Oh no...)
Kinzie: Look, the man in the trench coat, that was me! I kept saying Boss and I guess that figures you're deaf as fuck!
Bella: [gets mad]
Kinzie: I'm sorry lil sis, but I need you to calm down!
Bella: [clenches her fist] You take that back right now!
Kinzie: I had to say it Bella! But calm down and keep the anger under control!
Bella: You don't tell me what to do! Now say you're sorry! [punched her hard]
Kinzie: [knocked out]
Isabella: For Christ's sake, you really are the one I'm looking for!
Bella: I didn't mean to do that! Oh man, I hope I didn't do anything that she deserve to... But Isa, can we continue now?
Isabella: Are you happy?
Bella: Are you?
Isabella: All the way to the top!
Bella: [giggles and farts] Me too~
To Be Continued…
I'm gonna cry... Why did I write this when I was a teenager? My horny mind back then can not handle my laidback attitude now.
