The shot fades in to reveal a beautiful lake with many little islands dotting the horizon, the camera pans
over to a much closer island, this one with 2 distinct looks to it, and it looks very familiar. The camera
pans over to the dock to the island, with the dock being decrepit and the Wawanakwa sign torn in half.
A figure walks on screen and is holding a briefcase, the figure turns out to be the one… and only..
"I'm your host, Chris Mclean! And we're back…. Sort of…." The host grins devilishly, and a flashback
ensues depicting heavy machinery. "I had a HUGE budget after Pahkitew Island aired so. I hired a super
Successful team of builders to do a little project, that being to raise Camp Wawanakwa from its grave,"
(The flashback depicting a large crane lifting Camp Wawanakwa out of the water.) "And I merged it with
Pahkitew Island!" The flashback stops, and Chris slaps his hands together. "Yep, that's right! I made a
whole NEW ISLAND for this season!" Chris speed walks down the dock to the Wawanakwa camp sign.
"This season's half Wawanakwa, half Pahkitew!" The Wawanakwa sign is ripped out of the water by a
Crane, and flung into the ocean. "Fourteen brand new contestants, and a whole new season of drama!
HAHA!" The camera begins to pan out as the intro begins. "This is TOTAL, DRAMA, PAHKANAKWA ISLAND!"
(Intro plays)
The shot fades to a cruise ship sailing in the middle of the lake, on the ship are the new victims
The camera cuts to the inside of the ship where we meet our first two contestants. They both are
dressed in the same blue leather vest with grey khakis and blue tennis shoes. They look very similar as
well, with one being ever so slightly shorter. The first one turns to the other one, almost annoyed.
"They really had to put us in here, didn't they…." Zack said. Looking at the other. "Don't look at me,"
Jack said. "You're the one who signed us up!" Zack looked away from Jack. Sulking in the dullness of the
ship. The camera pans to the next two contestants. The first one is a girl dressed in overalls and is
wearing a straw hat. She looks over to the boy sitting next to her, who is wearing a blue and black
Checkered shirt. The girl whips out her hand for a hand shake. "Howdy!" She exclaims. "It's nice to meet
ya! Names' Sally!" The boy looks over at Sally, and shakes her hand, But does it cautiously. "Mark.."
He says. After that, he turns back the other way and their interactions are cut. The camera moves on to
the next two contestants. They are both girls, with the first one having a darker complexion, and is
wearing a black and golden blouse with ripped jeans, the girl also sports snazzy sunglasses. The second is
wearing orange turtleneck shirt with red ripped pants. The girl also has orange hair and is wearing a mic
set while talking to her phone. "Knocked… other guy's white…" The first girl takes notice. "Are… you
recording right now?" Olivia asks. The orange haired girl snaps her neck at Olivia. "SHUSH! I'm
streaming! And the audience can HEAR you!" Olivia grimaces. The streamer returns her gaze toward the
phone, and continues her stream. Olivia sighs. "All righty then….." And walks out of view, The camera
pans to the next pair of contestants. One is a very tall man dressed in an army suit. He sports a green
leather cap as part of the attire. The second is a girl with blonde hair dressed in a black wool sweater
with black jeans. After looking about for a few seconds, she locks her view on the taller gentlemen. She
rolls her eyes. "So…. What are you supposed to be, a war criminal or somethin'?" The man looks at the
girl, then stands up and adjusts his cap. "Admiral Neo Miller." He states. The girl raises an eyebrow,
then rolls her eyes. "Right, gotcha." The admiral looks at the girl. "Your name?" The girl looks back at
Neo. And rolls her eyes for a third time. "Jade." She spits. "Not like you need to know.." The camera
Pans again to reveal two more contenders. One is a girl dressed in purple and black pants with purple
Shoes, she also has purple hair trying to sing a song. However, it's clear that she hasn't warmed up or at
the very least, rehearsed, as the song is very off tune. The other person in shot is a skinny boy dressed in
a black tuxedo suit with blazing white pants plugging his ears and cringing. He reaches into his backpack
to bring out a locket, put puts it away on second thought. Eventually, the singing is too much for him to
bear any longer. And he begins to scream at the girl. "SHUT UP ALREADY! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!"
The girl jumps with surprise, before she scowls and shoves the boy back. "Don't tell me what to do,
scrawny.." The camera pans to reveal only one contestant up close, he is wearing a brown and marron
sweater with brown cargo pants and red shoes. He is also carrying a chess board. He looks very confused
as the arguing match from before is heard in the background. "Not sure if this is the chess tournament I
signed up for…" He looks to the person who he's sitting with, and the camera zooms back out to reveal a
boy dressed in a fur suit. The boy holding the chess board immediately scooches back in his chair. With a
grimace he looks at the furry. "What are you wearing?" The furry opens, it's eyes, and takes off it's
head mask to reveal a chubby kid with glasses. "What are YOU wearing, at least I don't wear brown
Christmas sweaters….. and you play chess too? What a bum!" The boy puts back on the furry head ant
closes it's eyes again. And the camera pans away to reveal the final two competitors. They are both girls.
With the first being dressed in all gray clothing and having black hair scrunched into a bun. The other is a
taller girl dressed in a green polo and jeans. She rests her back against the metal wall of the ship, with
neither of the two saying a word to each other. It looks as if the tension will never end, but all of the
sudden, Chris Mclean breaks though the ship's hull with a jetpack and a battering ram.
"WOAH!" The kid with the chessboard says. "Watch it with that!"
Chris merely laughs. "Really now? Anyway's…. welcome to the game! Normally I would dock the ship,
but, because the dock's a little bit broken, I'm just gonna let you guys off here!"
"Sure." Jade says. "That won't be so hard."
Chris grins. "Right, that's why I'm gonna do this!"
Chris attaches a bomb onto the hull of the ship, and presses the button.
BOOM!
The hull explodes… causing water to rush into the ship. Everyone rushes up from their stools and begins
running to get off of the ship as it begins to sink.
"No!" The furry exclaimed. "My suit is going to get drenched!"
Chris yawns. "That sounds like a you problem. Later!"
Chris flies out of view as some of the contestants start jumping of the ship into the lake.
SPLASH!
SPLASH!
SPLASH!
Neo, the streamer girl, and the skinny Boy dressed in a tuxedo land in the water. Neo is the first to bob
up. "Come with me, squad." He announces, and he begins to swim away.
Back on the boat, the bridge door opens, and it's revealed that Chef is the one who was steering the
vessel. "Here we go again.." Is all he somberly says before jumping off.
SPLASH!
Jade and The chessboard boy are standing on the deck. "I don't wanna lose my chessboard!" Chessboard boy whines. Before Jade shoves him overboard. "Too bad!" She yells.
SPLASH!
Chess boy lands into the water. Attempting to use his chessboard as a makeshift raft.
Splash!
Jade lands in after him. Scoffing at the pitiful attempt of safety in front of her. "Wimp!" She calls out as
she swims away. The camera pans up to the deck where Jack and Zack stand holding onto each other.
"We can't die!" They both shout in unison as they jump from the railing.
SPLASH!
SPLASH!
They both bob up at the same time. Zack Smiles, "We're alive!" He cheers. But his celebration is short
lived, as the furry happened to jump right on top of him.
SPLASH!
Zack is shoved back underwater as the furry barely sinks into the lake due to Zack being under him. Jack
scowls at the furry. "This isn't a bestiality convention." He jeers. The furry frowns and swims off as Zack
bobs back up, gasping for air. "Come on, I heard these things suck you under if you're too close when it
goes down!" Jack and Zack both swim away while they scream…
Back on the ship, Sally, Mark, and Olivia work their way up the slanting floors. Up ahead of them, the
Black and bun haired girl and the girl in a green polo are beginning to slip. "Help us!" They called out to the
duo behind them. But it was too late. The green polo girl slips, and crashes into Sally and Mark. And they
all scream and fall onto a window, which begins to crack and splinter. "Don't move…." Sally warns. But
Mark jumps off the window, causing it to shatter and they all fall into the water on top of Mark.
SPLASH!
SPLASH!
SPLASH!
SPLASH!
Mark is sent under the trio of women as they all bob up. Sally reaches down and picks Mark up from the
water and holds him by his collar. "What did I tell you?!" She scolds. Mark groans. And Sally drops him
back into the water. And they begin to swim to shore. Where Chris McLean is waiting with a checklist.
Neo is the first to arrive, and Chris directs him to stand on Chris's left. Jade, the twins, and the chess kid
arrive next. "Jade, Zack, Jack, Bryce. My left." Chris says. "So THAT'S your name?" Jade asks Bryce.
"Lame." She says. Bryce Sighs. The next two to swim to shore are The bun haired girl and The Girl with
the Green polo. "Tiffany, Madison, join the others on my left, you make up team A." Chris says.
"So it was the order we arrived in that determines the teams?" Jack says.
"Yep."
Mark and Sally swim to shore, Mark a little more bruised than the latter.
"You, are dead meat!" Sally threatens Chris. "That was some serious crap you put us through!"
"Yadda, Yadda, stand on my right…." Chris ignores Sally's threat. Mark goes over to Chris's right while
Sally stares at Chris. The Tuxedo boy and the streamer show up to shore next. The latter screaming
about her ruined phone. She runs up to Chris, face beat red. "MY PARENT'S WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR
DESTROYING MY MIC AND PHONE!"
"Contracts." Is all Chris said. The boy with the tuxedo appeared next to her. "Daniel, Venus, on my
right." Daniel made his way and stood next to Mark, while Venus huffed and puffed her way there.
"It'll be okay, hun-" Sally tried to console Venus. But Venus slapped her hand away and pouted on the
sand. After some time, the furry threw himself on the sand, his costume soaked. In the background,
many giggles and laugh can be heard. "Dude.." Mark begins. "Why are dressed up like a stuffed animal?"
The furry struggles to get up, the suit weighing more than he expected due to the water soaking the
fluff. Chris smirks. "Aaron, on my right." Aaron walks over slowly towards his new team and threw
himself on the ground. Sally looks around. "Where's the singer?" Chris looks ahead. "Hm? Probably
drowned on the boat. Don't worry though…. We can still work with 13.."
"WHAT?" Half the cast said. "You're really going to let her die out ther-" Sally began.
Fortunately, moaning and coughing were heard, and a girl dressed in purple walks out of the water.
"Starr." Chris said. "On my right.."
Starr looks at Chris and blinks. "So, I almost drown, and you just tell me OFF?"
Chris looks up from his clipboard, clearly annoyed at this point. "I'm getting impatient, and that will spell
bad news for ALL OF YOU, so I suggest doing as I say." Chris returns his glare to the checklist. Starr grits
her teeth, and walks over to Venus, who at this point had calmed down. Sally had a concerned look
while Daniel grinned slyly. Jade rolls her eyes as Madison and Tiffany look at each other, clearly
distressed. After some time, Chris looks back at the teens. "Alrighty then… looks like everything's all set
except for your team names! On my left is Tiffany, Bryce, Zack, Jack, Jade, Neo, and Madison. Your team
name will be: The Pahkitew parrots!"
A Green team logo appeared above the seven, with a lime parrot hovering above Pahkitew Island in the
middle. Most of the team member's seem very confused and or unimpressed. Jade even going as far as
to roll her eyes once more. "Wow, great name…. very original." She snarks. Chris twitches an eyebrow
before responding. "You'll see why we did this…. As for the other seven of you, Sally, Olivia, Daniel,
Mark, Venus, Starr, and….. Aaron… you will be known as the Wawanakwa Whales!"
A Blue team logo appeared, sporting a large killer whale floating above Camp Wawanakwa. Most of the
Team members snickered and chuckled, much to the host's vexation. "Yeah, yeah, laugh all you want…"
was all he said before grinning. "It's time for your first challenge to begin!" He announced. Everyone
groaned, "we don't even get time to look at our cabin?" Bryce asked, putting his hands on his hips.
"Nah, the more miserable you are, the happier my day becomes!" Chris bellowed. "Follow me, pronto!"
The screen fades to black just as the campers begin to walk off screen to their challenge.
The screen fades in and the camera begins panning up to reveal a tall mountain that looks quite familiar.
That's because it's the mountain that we saw in Pahkitew Island's eleventh episode: "Sky fall." Chef is
standing at the top of the mountain with a huge amount of random items next to him. The contestants
come into view. "Hey," Sally says, this is that mountain we saw from last season."
Chris stops walking and smirks. "Yep, because this season is different, in case you haven't noticed, I've
Merged Camp Wawanakwa and Pahkitew Island into one huge island. So if it looks familiar, that's
probably why." All the campers gasp as Chris gets into a helicopter. "This is how your challenge works!"
He says as the helicopter lifts off. "Everyone is gonna race up the mountain and use climbing gear along
the way to help them get to the top, catch is, there are a HUGE amount of booby traps! And to make
things fun, Chef is going to throw random items down at you while you make your ascent!"
"Really?" Sally asks.
Chris nods his head. "Yep, first team with ALL of their members to the top of Mt. McLean, wins. Losers
send the first person home!"
A large amount of moans are heard. Chris blows his air horn. "GO!"
A mass of teenagers stampedes their way up the mountain and in the tumble, Jade is knocked to the
ground. She collapses to the ground when Neo stops running to help her. He holds out his hand to help
her up, but Jade gets up herself. Jade glares at Neo and pushes his hand away. "I don't need your help,"
she snaps, brushing off the dirt from her clothes. Neo raises an eyebrow but doesn't say anything,
quickly joining the rest of the team as they continue their race up the mountain.
Meanwhile, the Pahkitew Parrots are making good progress up the mountain. Madison takes the lead,
swiftly navigating through the booby traps with her agility. Tiffany and Zack follow closely behind,
determined not to fall behind. Bryce, however, seems to struggle with the obstacles, tripping and
stumbling along the way. Jack tries to help him, but they both end up getting tangled in a net trap. On
the Wawanakwa Whales' side, Sally takes the lead, using her strength to power through the challenges.
Olivia uses her quick thinking and agility to navigate the traps with ease. Daniel, on the other hand, is
more cautious and takes his time, avoiding the traps but falling behind. Mark and Venus stick together,
encouraging each other as they make their way up the mountain. As the teams progress, Chef starts
throwing random items down at them, making the climb even more challenging. There are flying
watermelons, rubber chickens, and even a giant inflatable moose that narrowly misses hitting Starr. The
contestants dodge and duck, trying to avoid getting hit. On the way, Mark finds a pair of plungers, and
begins to climb the mountain. However, this proves to be a bad idea, as chef throws a block of salt at
him, and he is sent to the ground with the plungers in hand. When he hits the dirt, he stands up, dazed.
Before falling. Daniel comes to his aid, however, and begins dragging him upward.
On the Parrots' side. They stop in their tracks when they encounter he lava hoodoos.
"We have to jump? On these?!" Madison asks frantically.
Neo pushes her out of the way however, and begins to jump from rock to rock, but on his third rock, he
Stumbles, causing him to fall in between the rocks. Bryce gets an idea.
"We can use Neo as a plank!" He exclaims.
"WHAT?" Neo and Jade say at the same time.
"Just watch." Bryce says. He jumps from the 1st to 2nd rock with ease, before carefully stepping on Neo's
back to cross. He sticks his arms out for balance, and crosses to the 4th rock.
"See? It's easy!" Bryce says. "Now you try!" He says to Jade.
Jade looks at Bryce skeptically but decides to give it a try. She carefully steps on Neo's back, using him as
a makeshift bridge, and manages to cross to the next rock successfully. Neo grumbles under his breath
but continues to assist his teammates. The rest of the Parrots follow suit except for the twins, using Neo
as a bridge to navigate the lava hoodoos. Despite the unconventional method, they make it across and
continue their ascent up the mountain.
"Someone has to help him up now." Zack states. "We can't just leave him here."
"I'll do it, this is nothing!" Jack says. And he begins to hoist Neo up onto the rock.
Confessional: Zack ~~
"This really isn't that bad compared to some of the things I've been through back at home…. Me and my
friends like to go digging through stranger's trash to see if there's anything worth value in there, and we
found a fully functional lawnmower. SO… my friend goes to use the lawnmower to mow my other
friends lawn. But the mower ran out of gas, no big deal right? Well, my friend decides to chuck the
lawnmower and throw is phone, breaking it, and when that was done, he tried cutting himself with
GLASS. Then he attempted to run onto the train tracks when a train in coming, but we tackled him
before he could do that. True story! Yeah, my friends are weird."
Confessional ends ~~
After hoisting Neo up, the Parrots run off, very much ahead of the other team.
As team whale encounter the lava hoodoo's they make a much slower approach. With them each taking
their time crossing the rocks, expect Daniel and Mark, who is still dazed due to the salt block.
"He can't cross, he'll kill himself!" Daniel says.
"Cry about it." Venus sneers. After a glare from Sally, Venus changes her attitude, "or you could just
carry him across…" She says to Daniel.
Daniel hesitates for a moment, looking at Mark's disoriented state. Eventually, he nods and crouches
down next to Mark. "Hold on tight," he tells him before carefully lifting him up. With Mark in his arms,
Daniel begins to make his way across the lava hoodoos, carefully stepping from rock to rock. But before
long, Daniel begins to strain under the weight of Mark. he almost drops him into the lava, but Mark is
saved by Daniel's sheer adrenaline. Once they reach the other side, Daniel throws Mark off the the side,
and grips his arms in pain. While Mark gets up and Mumbles something.
"Yep, your welcome too…." Daniel grunts. When a bucket full of gears collapses onto Daniel's head. He
is sent to the floor, groaning in pain. Sally attempts to steer him to the right direction while scolding him
to take off the bucket of gears from him head. Daniel tries to lift the bucket off, but can't. "Nope." He
simply states. And the Whales lag farther behind.
Meanwhile, team parrot is making very good progress, being more than halfway up the mountain by
now. Even though random objects are crashing down on top of them, like a flower pot hitting Tiffany in
the head for example. But soon the mountain becomes too steep to walk easily. And they've slowed
down a lot. Jade turns her attention over to Bryce. "Hey plan man! Think of something!"
Bryce looks around, assessing the situation. He spots a rope hanging from a nearby tree and gets an
idea. "I think I've got a plan," he says confidently. "We can use that rope to create a makeshift zipline
and slide down the steeper parts of the mountain." Jade raises an eyebrow. "And how exactly are we
going to do that?" Bryce grins mischievously. "Simple. We'll tie the rope to one of the sturdier trees up
here and then take turns sliding down while holding onto it. It'll save us time and energy." Zack looks
intrigued. "That could actually work. We just need to be careful not to let go of the rope too soon." The
rest of the team agrees, and they quickly set up the zipline using the rope. One by one, they take turns
climbing up the mountain using the ersatz zipline, gripping the rope tightly. Unfortunately, once
everyone except Madison are at the other side of the steep hill, the zipline snaps. Madison IS able to
grip the edge of a large rocky cliff as the rope hits the side of it however. And Bryce helps her up.
"Nice plan." Jade spits. Bryce turns around.
"Well, we made it over, didn't we? I never said the plan would be easy! …..Or stable."
Jack looks ahead. "Come on! The finish line's just up there!"
Team parrot begin to race to the finish line, while team Whale stops at the steep hill, with Mark dazed
and a bucket of gears stuck on Daniel's head, there's no way they can go any further.
Aaron tries to get up the hill, but obviously can't and falls on his furry head.
Sally clenches her fists. "Just great! We're going to lose because I'm on a useless team! No thanks to Mark, Daniel, the singer OR the furry."
Sally looks over at Daniel. "Didn't I tell you to take that off?"
Daniel looks in both directions, confused on where exactly Sally is. "I already told you, I can't!"
Chris sounds the horn. "Team Parrot wins!"
The Parrots cheer and relish in their victory. While several members of team whale groan. And
Sally stomps her feet on the ground. "Unbelievable!" She shouts.
"Sorry, team whale. But one of you's going home!"
The camera fades in to the elimination area.
Venus, Sally, Mark(now looking normal), Daniel(still having a bucket stuck to his head), Starr, Olivia, and Aaron sit in front of Chris. Chris is holding a plate with six marshmallows on it.
"Team Whale, you've all voted to eliminate a player! Let's see who you chose! The first four marshmallows go to:"
Chris tosses a marshmallow to Olivia
Chris tosses a marshmallow to Sally
Chris tosses a marshmallow to Venus
Chris tosses a marshmallow to Starr (Surprisingly)
That leaves Mark, Daniel, and Aaron.
"The next marshmallow is for: Daniel!" Chris announces. He tosses Daniel a marshmallow but it bounces
Off the becket with a quiet thud.
"Awwwwwww." Daniel says.
"Mark, Aaron, one of you is going home!" Chris warns.
As tension rises, Chris holds the final marshmallow in his hand. He looks at Mark and Aaron, who both
appear nervous. After a dramatic pause, Chris finally speaks. "And the final marshmallow goes to..." The
camera zooms in on Mark and Aaron, their eyes fixed on Chris.
"...Mark." Chris tosses the marshmallow to Mark, who catches it with relief.
Mark lets out a sigh of relief, while Aaron looks disappointed. "Sorry, Aaron. Your journey on Total
Drama Pahkanakwa Island ends here," Chris announces. Aaron takes off his furry head and looks around
at his teammates, who seem mostly indifferent. He gets up accepting his fate.
"Goodbye, everyone. Keep it furry!"
Mark turns his head away. "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
Aaron turns to Mark.
"Nothing…."
Chris begins pushing Aaron toward the edge of the island. "Right, keep it going! I gotta reveal your
elimination ticket home this season."
The camera pans to a large thing draped over a white sheet. Chef is standing next to the sheet.
Chris and Chef exchange a nod. And Chef rips off the sheet.
"The plane of shame! Patent pending.."
Aaron gasps. And freezes up.
"No way, I can't get in there! It looks like it hasn't been used in a hundred years!"
"Too bad." Chris mocks. And shoves Aaron into the pilot seat. Chris also tosses him an Avaitor's cap.
"Have a nice flight!" Chris yells. And he presses a red button. The plane begins moving on it's own, and it flies into the distance, Aaron's screams can be heard in the distance.
"Welp, that's one down, thirteen to go, and who will be the next to leave? Find out, on the next episode of Total, Drama, PAHKANAKWA ISLAND!"
The camera fades to black. Credits roll.
Elimination order:
Pahkitew Parrots: Neo, Jade, Tiffany, Zack, Jack, Bryce, Madison
Wawanakwa Whales: Mark, Sally, Daniel, Venus, Starr, Olivia
14th – Aaron – The Furry cosplayer.
Yeah, I ran out of ideas for new teen stereotypes, so I made a throwaway character. Can ya blame me? Anyway I liked the idea of merging the two islands into one, however. The island isn't online for now. So no robot stuff. Anyway, see you for the next one.
