Treehouse of Horror VI is the sixth Halloween episode and the sixth episode of season seven in my fanon. A freak storm brings advertisement mascots to life and they destroy the town in anger after Homer steals Lard Lad's donut. Then Groundskeeper Willy attacks children in their dreams ala Freddy Krueger. Finally Homer gets trapped in a 3D world.

Plot

There is a title gag with Krusty as the headless horseman throwing his own head and hanging Simpsons in the couch gag.

Attack of the 50ft Eyesores

"Ah, the Miracle Mile, where value wears a neon sombrero... and there's not a single church or library to offend the eye." said Homer while driving one stormy afternoon. He sees the smiling Lard Lad. "There it is!"

Lard Lad stood in a white shirt and blue trousers with suspenders smiling a cartoonish grin while holding a giant donut.

Homer sees an advertisement for a colossal donut at Lard Lad's donuts and wants one.

"Ooooooh!"

Inside he heads to the counter.

"I want a colossal donut. Just like Lard Lads!"

However the squeaky voiced teen only offers him a slightly bigger than usual donut.

"D'oh! Nuts..." Homer groaned.

"Mmmmmm! Witty..." said Oscar waiting outside the Lard Lads.

"Hey! That's false advertising!" Homer yells.

"Sorry sir." The squeaky voiced teen replied.

"I want a colossal donut and I'm gonna get a colossal donut!" Homer says in a threatening manner as he leaves.

"You don't scare us, sir!" The squeaky voiced teen replied.

Oscar then came in.

"Yes kid..." Squeaky voiced Teen asked.

"Can I have... a jelly donut." Oscar asked.

"That's $5." said Squeaky Voiced Teen.

Oscar payed for the donut.

He put false vampire fangs in his mouth and growled.

"You don't scare us, kid..." said Squeaky Voiced Teen.

"Oh come on! It's Halloween..." Oscar groaned.

Sometime later Homer returns during a storm wearing a set of tights on his head.

His car radio is chatting away.

"Astronomers from Tacoma to Vladivostok have just reported... an ionic disturbance in the vicinity of the Van Allen belt." Yeah Van Allen's trouser have fallen down...

"Author that's not funny..." Homer groaned.

Fine it means freaky weather and something mysterious happening. Wooooooo! "Scientists are recommending that all necessary precautions be taken." The radio chatters away with nerds warning of mystic weather caused my electromagnetic forces.

"Eggheads. What do they know?" Homer muttered getting out of his car.

He takes a grappling hook out of his car's trunk and throws it at Lard Lad's giant metal donut and drives off wrenching it from the mascot's grasp.

"Hehehe! I've got your donut Lard Lad! And what are you gonna do about it?!' Homer taunts as he drives off with the giant donut.

A lightning bolt strikes Lard Lad. Suddenly he comes to life and pulls himself free from the bolts holding him to the ground. He then roars like Godzilla. The other mascots of other stores come to life!

Over Springfield other mascots come to life including three big headed men who have to drag themselves around.

"Hey boys! Where are you going at this hour?!" yells the crazy old Jewish man. "Don't scratch up those heads!"

Then other various mascots come to life and start killing people. For example a cowboy neon sign came to life and crushed people with his liquor bottle.

A giant Abraham Lincoln mascot came to life.

"Dude, you're huge!" said Otto.

Presumably honest Abe stomped on him or something. Because the advertisement mascots are evil or something.

...

At home in the master bedroom, Homer in his underwear is sleeping on the giant donut and occasionally drinking beer. Marge comes home.

"Homer... where did you get that thing?" Marge asks about the giant donut.

"Get what?" Homer asked.

"That giant doughnut." said Marge.

"Um uh... well you'll be pleased to know I acquired it legally." Homer explained.

Suddenly Bart and Lisa run in.

"Mom! Dad! Check out the news!" They cry.

Everyone goes downstairs to watch the news. Kent Brockman is explaining that giant novelty advertisement mascots have come to life and are attacking the city.

"Cooooool!" said Oscar.

"Oz how is giant monsters resembling advertisement mascots smashing up our town cool?" Lisa sighed.

"Do I need to explain?!" Oscar frowned at her. "It's just cool!"

Meanwhile Chief Wiggum mistakes a monstrously tall basketball player for one of the monsters and shoots him.

"They ain't so tough..." says Wiggum.

"Uh chief, that wasn't a monster. That was Springfield's tallest basketball player..." Lou explained.

"Well, he was becoming a monster." said Wiggum.

Back to the news report, Kent is still telling the news.

"Good morning, everybody. Panic is gripping Springfield as giant advertising mascots rampage through the city. Perhaps it's part of some daring new ad campaign. But what new product could justify such carnage? A cleanser? A fat-free fudge cake that doesn't let you down in the flavor department... like so many others-" said Kent.

When all of a sudden a giant image of himself from a billboard comes to life and grabs him.

"Aaaaaagh! No no no! Let me go! Aaaaagh!"

The news cuts out.

"Coooool!" Oscar thought it was cool that Kent Brockman got eaten...

"Oh no! Kent Brockman!" Lisa gasps.

"Coooool! Let's go nuts!" Bart and Oscar run outside.

"Bart!" Marge yells.

Outside as Bart and Oscar run out the house they pass a giant Ronald McDonald kicking and stomping on buildings.

Otto is driving some kids to school when a giant devil hoof comes down in front of the bus.

Kids scream.

The giant devil mascot picks up the school bus and looks inside.

"Whoa! Another acid flashback. Man, I'd hate to be driving a bus right now!" said Otto. You are driving the bus right now...

Elsewhere in town. Lard Lad stomps about angrily and growls.

There's a giant but beautiful woman.

Oscar wolf whistles and goes "Hubba Hubba!"

Bart rolls his eyes.

Oscar's voice actress was dressed as a nurse.

Oscar winced baffled at the fourth wall.

A giant lumberjack was smashing up the place.

"Hey Paul Bunyan! Quit smashing up the Aztec Theatre!" Oscar yelled.

"Shhhh!" Bart hand gagged him.

However none of the giant mascots heard him.

...

The Sir Peanut mascot is eating people while a giant Scottish hat chews on a building.

"Holy crud! Sir Peanut is eating people!" Oscar screamed.

Bart winced, unnerved.

The Great Root Bear that presumably advertises root beer was stomping about in his orange sweater.

Oscar laughed hysterically.

Elsewhere Bart convinces a giant devil mascot to destroy the school.

"Go on. You know you want to..." said Bart.

The giant devil is thinking.

Bart climbs across to his other shoulder. "I agree! Destroy the school!"

The giant devil mascot smashes up the school.

The monsters continue their rampage.

Giant Kent Brockman roars like Godzilla.

Suddenly the doorbell rings. Homer answers it to find Lard Lad glaring down at him.

"Oh... I suppose you're looking for your donut... um... Ned Flanders has it. Yeah go and smash up his house!" Homer explains and shuts the door. Lard Lad can be heard stomping over to Flanders, smashing something up and then returning to the Simpsons. The doorbell rings again.

Homer answers it annoyed. "I told you...! Flanders has it! Or Moe! Go and kill Moe!" Homer says to the angry mascot.

"Homer! Just give him back his donut and this whole horrible nightmare can end!" Marge yells from her car having picked up Bart from his little escapade.

Lard Lad sits there waiting and twiddling his fingers.

"Ok... fine!" Homer sighs and gives Lard Lad back his donut.

Lard Lad celebrates before returning to smashing up the houses and kicking Santa's little helper across the street.

"Don't you hate being wrong..." Homer says dryly.

Marge groans.

"Now what do we do?" Bart asks.

"We sit and enjoy the show." said Oscar pulling out a fold up chair and sitting while he watched the giant killer mascots smash up the place. "Coooool! A giant Koolaid man!"

Bart winced.

"What the heck?!" Hugo yelled poking out of the smashed up roof.

"Those monsters are destroying our town and threatening everyone we hold dear! And you kids should have jackets on!" Marge nags.

"Look! In his footprint!" Lisa jumps into the giant footprint. There is the name of the company that created Lard Lad printed in the heel.

"I think Lisa's found the solution to our problems." Bart grinned being supportive of Lisa for once.

"You know what this insane mascot rampage needs? A giant clown!" said Oscar.

"No Oz..." Bart groaned exasperated.

...

Sometime later Lisa arrives at the office of the company of Lard Lad's.

"But you must know how to stop them! You created them!" Lisa whines.

"Well, you see, Lisa. Advertisements are funny old thing. If people stop paying attention to them, they go away!" The chairman explained.

"But people can't help but pay attention! They're destroying everything!" Lisa explained.

"Well, what we need is a catchy song." The chairman explained. He goes to a piano and plays a few notes and tries to sing. "Well I suppose it would sound better out of Paul Anka.

Later at the Kwik-e mart where the crowds are...

"Hey! Everyone! Listen up! Are you all suffering from the dreaded case of monster-itis?" Lisa asks from a megaphone. Some people turn around. "Then listen to a little song from Paul Anka!"

Paul Anka starts singing "Just Don't look!" A song to advise everyone to ignore the monsters. Eventually everyone pays attention to Lisa and Paul instead. The monsters realise this and destroy buildings more frantically, however they begin to lose power from being ignored and return back to lifeless metal constructs.

"It worked! They're all dying!" Lisa called.

"Well except for chubsy wubsy over there." Bart explained that Lard Lad was still alive and tempting Homer with a sign saying "Now with free sprinkles!"

"Mmmm! Sprinkles..." Homer drools.

"Look away, Dad..." Bart sighs.

"Don't make us poke out your eyes..." Lisa sighs as they drag him away.

"Ooooooh!" Homer moans. As soon as he looks away Lard Lad dies and falls over.

...

Kent Brockman miraculously returns from the dead and is broadcasting live outside the ruins of the Simpsons house.

"Beware, because the next catchy advertisement could destroy your home and eat your children!" He warns ominously.

"We'll be right back back." Homer says to the camera in a creepy manner.

Plot 2

Nightmare On Evergreen Terrace

The Nightmare On Elm Street spoof!

In a cartoony version of Evergreen Terrace, (looks like something from Tiny Toons or Animaniacs) Toon Bart is playing frisbee with Santa's little helper.

"Catch, Santa's little helper!" Bart throws the frisbee. The dog catches it.

"Jolly good throw!" says Santa's little helper who can speak for some reason. He throws it back to Bart, but it hits Bart in the head knocking him out. "Oh dear..."

Bart has a cartoonish bump on his head and no sale written on his eyes. Birds are flying around his head.

Screwy Squirrel is walking about whistling.

"I say Bartholomew, are you alright?" said Santa's Little Helper.

"Aaaaaaagh! A talking dog!" Ned screamed. "Such blasphemy!"

Bart shook himself rapidly to regain his senses but a funny sound effect played as he shook his head after being concussed.

Suddenly a creepy shadow appears and Bart leaps up with his eyes leaping out of their sockets in a cartoon fashion.

We see Groundskeeper Willie dressed up as Freddy Krueger.

"Bwahahaha! Glad to make your acquaintance!" Says Willie.

Bart holds up a wooden sign saying "Yipes!"

Willie laughs evilly before swiping his rake across Bart.

The dream ends with Bart waking up screaming.

"Oh... It was all a dream..." However he has several deep, bloody lacerations on his stomach. "Aaaaaaaaagh!" He screams again.

"Bart! Is that you?!" Homer yells.

"Yes..." Bart replies.

"Good. Go and take out the trash..." Homer says sleepily.

Bart winced.

...

At recess, Bart explained his nightmare to his friends and the injury he woke up with.

Lisa gasps. "He got me too! Except with hedge clippers!" Lisa explained as her star hairdo was ruined and she's holding some of the hair that was cut.

Nelson appears. "He ran his floor buffer over me!" he explained. He was extremely shiny and well polished.

Oscar laughed.

"Oz how is that funny..." Bart said frowning.

The twins Sherri and Terri have also received similar injuries to Bart.

Principal Skinner appears.

"Oh, there's no mystery involving our Groundskeeper who suddenly and mysteriously went missing! Oh! Forget I said that. Come on! Time for class!" Skinner tried to cover something up about the Groundskeeper vanishing and stories of him turning up in dreams and hurting students.

Oscar looked suspicious and frowned. Bart nodded agreeing with him.

In Mrs Krabappel's class, they are having a test.

"Yada yada, surprise test Blah blah..."

However Martin finishes it just as they were about to begin.

"Finished!" said Martin.

"Then put your head on your desk and go to sleep..." Krabappel sighed. Martin went to sleep.

Martin shrugged and nodded off asleep at his desk.

In Martin's dream he is a wizard who is a master of Latin in a surreal looking classroom with a giant blackboard at the top of a tremendous flight of steps. The blackboard has different forms of the word die in Latin for first, second and third person.

Suddenly Willie oozes from the blackboard.

"Maurice/Moris, you die!" Willie completes Martin's recitations of the word die in Latin.

Martin screams like Minnie Mouse. (XD)

"You've mastered a dead tongue! But can you handle a live one?" Willie laughs. Suddenly he send out a very long tongue from his mouth and it ties Martin up and drags him towards him. The tongue squeezes Martin tighter and tighter...

Suddenly in the real world Martin is choking. He then screams loudly before collapsing on the floor, dead and stiff as a board. Nelson laughs.

"Cool! He screamed just like Minnie Mouse!" Oscar remarked.

Skinner and Lunch Lady Doris are eventually called in and cover Martin's corpse with a sheet and take him away. However the sheet is caught on a chair leg. It's pulled off and everyone sees Martin's corpse frozen in a painful scream.

Everyone screams.

"Oh, just get it out of here!" Lunch Lady Doris takes Martin. "No! Not into the kindergarten!" We hear little high pitched screams.

Oscar laughed.

...

That evening at dinner, Lisa explained that a boy at school died today.

"Mom, Dad! Martin died at school today!"

"Ooooh... I don't suppose that has anything to do with Groundskeeper Willie!" Marge explained.

"We... didn't mention Groundskeeper Willie..." Bart replied. Curious about whether Mom knew anything as all the grownups were acting shifty.

"Hrrrrm... Fine... here's the story of murder and revenge from beyond the grave, it started on the thirteenth day of the thirteenth month... We were attending a PTA to discuss the misprinted school calendars..." Marge explained.

"I.e. It was the thirteenth of January..." Bart replied.

"That's my dead Mom's birthday." Oscar remarked.

"Do you want to here the the story or not?" Homer groans.

"Sorry." Bart replied.

The story continues with Homer moaning about the lousy Smarch weather. He passes a switch that says "do not touch! - Willie."

(Oscar laughs)

"Good advice!" Homer says after reading the warning. He decides to do the complete opposite and turns up thermostat.

Elsewhere in the boiler room Willie is playing his bagpipes when the boiler behaves erratically. He checks it only for the door to burst open and for him to be set on fire. He runs around screaming.

At the meeting they discuss things that need funding such as new doorknobs and fire extinguishers. They say "nay" to such payments and ironically each thing mentioned backfires on Willie, he gets trapped in a room when a door knob falls off and a fire extinguisher won't work.

The meeting then talks about cafeteria food when Willie bursts in screaming "help meeeee!" and on fire.

"Willie! Mr Van Houten has the floor!" Skinner explaining for him to sit down and wait his turn.

"I don't like the idea of Milhouse having two spaghetti meals a day." Mr Van Houten explained.

"Mmmm spaghetti..." Homer drooled.

Willie screams horribly in pain and burns up.

His skeleton has a dire warning for them. "You'll pay for this! With your children's blood!"

"Oh how are you gonna do that? Skeleton power?!" Chief Wiggum says sarcastically.

"I'll get them where you can not protect them! In their dreams..." Willie's skeleton explained before collapsing into a pile of ashes. A possessed set of dustpan and brush scooped them up and put them in the bin.

...

Bart and Lisa are horrified by the truth.

"Bart, don't you realize? The next time we go to sleep, we could die!" Lisa explained in a small voice.

"Well, welcome to my world." Grampa remarked before going to sleep and snoring loudly.

Bart and Lisa exchanged baffled glances.

"Hrrrrm... You can't stay up forever..." Marge sighed but accepted that they'd have to be allowed to, or they'd get killed by Willie.

That night Milhouse went to bed. Fool!

He dies like Glen (Johnny Depp!) By demonic arms ripping out of his mattress and dragging him screaming into the hole.

(Milhouse screaming)

Also this scene freaked the hell out of me!

Luanne came in only to find a geyser of blood shooting up out of Milhouse's bed.

"Oh my goodness!"

The next morning at school the kids were horrified by the news that Milhouse had died.

"Apparently he suffered. A lot..." said Nelson unnervered.

Bart and Lisa shivered unnerved.

Then one night in a kid's dream, Willie killed said kid by slamming their face into a TV.

"Welcome to prime time! Bitch!" said Freddy Krueger Willie.

Soon this news of yet another death reached the school kids.

They were unnerved.

"Bart any of us could die next!" Lisa stammered.

"Also Johnny Depp was in A Nightmare On Elm Street." said Oscar.

"And that is relevant how, Oz?" Bart grimaced at him exasperated.

...

Bart, Lisa, Oscar and Maggie stay up all night drinking buzz colas to keep themselves awake. However they keep nodding off.

"There's a volcano waiting to erupt in the Pacific Rim. Its name: medium-term convertible debentures." said the TV announcement. That's a stupid name for a volcano!

Also the Pacific Rim was attacked by giant kaiju!

cue giant monsters attacking the Pacific Rim.

"It's no good Bart! We can't stay up forever!" Lisa explained.

"You're right! I'll go to sleep and flush out Willie. If it looks like I'm in trouble, wake me up!" Bart explained.

"Okay. But promise you won't be grouchy." Lisa replied.

"Fine..." Bart went to sleep. He then woke up in a dark twisted version of the school grounds. (Looks like something from the Jumanji cartoon.) He snoops about wondering when Willie will appear.

"Willie, where are you?" Bart asked. He hears Willie laugh and jumps out the way just in time as Willie bursts through a hedge wall as a giant lawnmower with his face.

Bart runs away from the lawnmower monster and hides. He sees a sandbox, a hose and some lawn trimmings. He sets up a trap for Willie.

...

Once done, he stands in front of the hidden sandbox. "Hey, Lawn boy, you missed a spot!" He taunts Willie.

"When I'm done with ya, they'll have to a compost mortem!" Willie made a pun. He then drove at Bart who flinches. However his trap worked. Willie was stuck in quicksand.

"Aaaahh! Sinky sand! Help! Help! Heeeeeeelghhhhhhglblg!" Willie cries while transforming erratically and sinking into the quicksand before drowning.

"Aaaaaaah... it's finally over... Now I can go back to my normal dreams." Bart explained. "Playing major league football for Krusty!" Krusty the Clown appeared in full football gear and passed Bart the ball.

"Ok kid, here's the plan..." Krusty explained the plan to score a goal and win the game. However Groundskeeper Willie wasn't quite dead and was emerging from the quicksand as a giant bagpipe spider.

Bart sees this and yelps as one of the spider's legs grabs him like a tentacle.

"Whoooa! Don't dream about me no more kid!" The dream Krusty runs away.

"Lisa! Help!" Bart cries.

Lisa appeared. "Bart! You have to wake up!" Lisa explained.

"Wait! If you're here, you've fallen asleep too!" Bart gasped.

"No I haven't! I'm just resting my eyes- Oh!" Willie grabs her too.

"Oh great! Thanks Lisa, now we're both gonna die!" Bart yells.

"Goodbye Bart..." Lisa says sadly.

"Goodbye Lisa. Hope you reincarnate as someone who can stay awake for thirteen minutes!" Bart nags. However Maggie has crawled onto Willie the bagpipe spider's back and plugged his vent with her pacifier.

"Ah!" Willie drops Bart and Lisa and tries to remove the pacifier, but he inflates and explodes. The force of the explosion sends them to a couch on the moon. They then wake up in their living room.

"You saved us! Maggie!" Lisa says to her baby sister before kissing her. Maggie collects her pacifier and blows some dust from it before putting it in her mouth smugly.

...

Bart, Lisa, Oscar and Maggie go outside now that it's morning.

"I don't know Bart... Willie could still come back and kill us in ways we can't imagine!" Lisa has to ruin things...

A bus stops and Willie gets off and starts making faces at them. Suddenly the bus leaves.

"Oooooh! I left my gun on the seat!" Willie groaned. "Wait here please!" He runs off after the bus only to lose a shoe. "Aw!" He groans before hobbling after the bus while the story ends with funny music.

Plot 3

Homer3 (That's Homer cubed with a superscript 3)

One evening Marge explains loudly from upstairs that Patty and Selma are coming over. Homer spits out his beer.

"Oh no! Got to hide!" Homer tries the coat closet but the kids are in there.

"This is our spot, Dad." Bart explained.

"Well, it's my house so it's my spot!" Homer demands.

"Nuh uh! We've called it!" Bart explained.

"No you haven't." Homer replied weakly.

"We're calling it now." Lisa replied.

"Aaaaaw! They got me with their legal mumbo jumbo."

The doorbell rings. Homer screams.

"Homer, answer the door please!" Marge calls from upstairs.

Homer tries to find another hiding spot. He looks under the lounge rug, but Santa's little helper and Snowball II are under there. They growl so he leaves them.

The doorbell rings again.

"Homer! Get the door!" Marge yells.

Homer looks behind the bookcase and hides there. However his arm goes through the wall behind it, there's some kind of portal.

"Ooooh! This is just like that twilightly show about that zone..." Homer remarks. Sticking his finger in the ethereal matter of the "wall".

The doorbell rings.

"Just a sec..." Marge comes downstairs. "Homer..." she mutters. She lets her sisters in from the pouring rain. "Oh my goodness!"

"Yes, it's been raining for the last half hour. Where do we put our coats again?" Selma asked.

"Oh just in that closet." Marge explained.

Selma opens it to find Bart, Lisa and Maggie squashed in there.

"Oh... um, my I take your coat, Aunt Selma?" Bart asks.

"I would also like to take your coat, Aunt Selma..." Lisa said afterwards. Selma isn't sure why the kids are hiding.

Everyone goes into the lounge.

"Hey, where's that fat oaf of a husband of yours?" Patty asked.

"I have no idea..." Marge rolls her eyes. He's found a brilliant hiding place, I'll give him that...

"Well, have we an activity for you." Selma explained dumping a large wet bag on the table.

"Ugh! It smells of seaweed..." Bart remarked.

"A hundred shells we found at our holiday to Salty bay. You kids are gonna help clear out the animals in them, it'll be fun!" Patty explained.

"We just need a screwdriver." Selma looked for one.

"Should be one on the bookshelf." Marge explained.

Homer tries not to scream as Selma approached his hiding place.

"I'll try my luck in the mystery wall!" Homer jumped into the ethereal wall and vanished.

...

Homer arrived in a strange 3D world and turned 3D himself. (Into a 3D animated or CGI character.) "Whooooaaa! Where am I?" Homer asks. The floor is a green wireframe grid and there are street signs labled X, Y and Z in the directions of those axis. In the background are mathematical formulae and there are 3D buildings and shapes everywhere including the library from Myst.

"Oh glory of glories! Oh majesty of majesties!" Homer thinks of something poetic to say. "Holy macaroni!" Homer yells.

...

Meanwhile the family are digging the creatures out of their shells. Selma decides to suck a tentacled creature out from its shell. She gets spots from an infection from the creature.

"You can just suck them out!" She explains.

"Ugh! I don't think we should doing that..." Bart remarked.

Suddenly Homer's voice rang out loudly in an eerie, echoey manner.

"Helloooo, can anyone here me?" Homer asked.

"Homer? Is that you?" Marge asked.

"I don't know where I am..." Homer asked.

"What do you see? If you see towels you're probably in the upstairs closet again..." Marge explained

"No... It's somewhere I've never been before..." Homer replied.

"The shower!" Selma cracked a joke. Both sisters laughed.

"Hey!" Homer yelled.

In the CGI world he looks around unable to find how he got in.

"I don't want to alarm you Marge, but I seemed to be trapped here!" Homer explained.

"Hrrrm! I better get Ned, he has a ladder." Marge says as she leaves to go next door.

"Well, that's odd, it's like he just vanished into fat air!" Selma says out loud before both sisters burst out laughing again.

"Hey! Shut up!" Homer yells as he wanders around the 3D realm.

...

"Ooooh, my belly sticks all the way out in front and my-Aaaaaaaagh!" Homer examines his 3D appearance.

...

Ned comes over and is on a ladder looking around the living room and examining the light.

"Well, I'm stumped, I don't see any crawl space or anything he could have got stuck into." Ned explained.

"He can't of just vanished..." Marge replied as they looked around.

...

Homer looks around the CGI world, he comes to a goldfish pond. "Mmmm, unprocessed fish sticks..." he drools into the fish pond and scares away the fish. He then wanders around.

...

Reverend Lovejoy arrives.

"Homer, do you see a light?" he asks.

"Yeah." Homer replied.

"Walk into the light." Lovejoy explained. We hear an electric zapping sound and Homer screaming in pain.

Dr Hibbert then offers some advice.

"Homer, this is your physician. Can you tell me what it's like in there?"

"Um, has anyone seen the movie Tron?" Homer asked.

"No." Marge.

"No." Lisa.

Maggie sucks her pacifier in the negative response.

"Nun uh." Bart.

"No." Said Patty and Selma.

"No." Reverend Lovejoy.

"No diddly oh sirree!" Ned replied.

"No." Said Doctor Hibbert.

"No." Said Chief Wiggum.

"No." said Sea Captain.

"Absolutely not!" Krusty replied.

"Nope." said Professor Frink.

"Ach!" said Willie in disgust.

"Yes. I mean no." Chief Wiggum said again.

"Well I did." Oscar answered. Everyone looks at him. "What? It was a classic Disney film!"

...

"Hmmm, it looks so expensive here! I feel like I'm wasting millions just standing here!" Homer remarks in the 3D realm. He scratches his butt and belches. Suddenly a cone pokes him up the butt.

"Ow! Watch it Coney!" Homer grabs the cone and throws it. It pierces the floor leaving a black hole... "Oops!" Homer yelps.

...

They pull the bookcase out of the way and find the wall behind it is some kind of portal. They gasp in horror.

"Stay back everyone! Who knows what might be in there." Professor Frink replied. He drew on the wall with blue crayon.

"Kids, your father has stumbled upon, the 3rd dimension!" Frink explained with dramatic lighting. However Lisa had just accidentally switched off the lights.

"Oops sorry." Lisa said sheepishly.

"First off we have a square..." Frink draws on a blackboard.

"Whoa! Slow down there poindexter." Chief Wiggum explained.

"Suppose we extend the square by the two dimensions of our world into the third... we create a cube or after its discoverer a Frinkahedron, (Frink sound)."

"Are you helping or are you going on and on..." Homer groans.

"Oh, and within we find the doomed individual." Frink explained.

"Enough science, man's life is at stake. We need action!" Chief Wiggum takes out his gun and shoots the portal repeatedly. Frink just stares. "Take that ya lousy dimension!"

...

The bullets turn 3D and fly at Homer but are sucked into the hole the cone made. It grows bigger.

"Ooooh! There's so much I don't know about astrophysics! I wished I read that book by that wheelchair guy!" Homer groaned as he looked in the pit, however a powerful force nearly pulled him in, stretching out of shape. However he managed to break out of the pull and runs away. The pit suddenly grows bigger and faster, absorbing everything, including the Myst library.

...

Meanwhile Grampa puts on an old diving suit and heads for the portal.

"I'll rescue Homer. All I need is for someone to keep pumping air for me."

"No! For all we know there could be cubes the size of gorillas in there!" Frink stops him.

"Help! I don't have much time!" Homer cries desperately.

"That's it! I'm going in!" Bart yells as he grabs a rope, ties it round himself and runs in the portal.

"Bart! No!" Marge tries to stop him, but he's already in there.

In the 3D realm, Bart turns 3D/CGI. "Cooool! Man!" He admires his transformation. He then sees Homer on the other side of a massive pit. "Dad!" He climbs across a sign post. But can't go any further because of the pit. "Ungh! I can't go any further! You'll have to jump!"

"Piece of cake!" Homer replies and jumps over the pit, but falls in. "Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap!" He yells as he breaks apart and dissolves.

"Daaaaad!" Bart cries. The sign post falls into the pit and the 3D world collapses on itself in an explosion. Bart yells before being yanked back home by everyone.

...

"Bart! What happened?" Marge asked.

"Well, we hit a snag... and the universe sort of collapsed in on itself... But Dad seemed cautiously optimistic!" Bart explained.

Suddenly Homer screams. "Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!"

"Oh Homie..." Marge cries.

"There, there... I'm sure he's in a better place..." Reverend Lovejoy comforts her.

Homer arrives in the real world by landing in a dumpster.

"Oof!" He gets out. "This is the worst world yet!" He mumbles as he looks around. He makes little nervous noises as everyone stares at him.

Suddenly he passes an erotic bakery.

"Ooooh! Erotic cakes!" He goes inside.

The end.

Deleted scenes! In Attack of the fifty foot Eyesores Kang and Kodos decide to attack Earth while the giant advertisement mascots are attacking.

"Ah! Earth in total chaos and destruction! Just right for invasion!" said Kang. He and his sister Kodos laughed evilly. However The lumberjack mascot grabbed their ship and ate it.

In Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace Freddy Krueger Willie was coming up with villainous dialogue in his shed.

"I'LL GET YOU BART SIMPSON! IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!" yelled Willie. "My that ones good!" He was impressed with himself.