Bart Sells His Soul Now Bart sells his Soul! And Moe turns his bar in a family restaurant after the Hibberts are put off visiting his tavern for food.
PlotOutside the church as everyone enters. The marquee board says "No shoes, No shirt, No Salvation."
Oscar enters just wearing swimming trunks and sunglasses. He is promptly thrown out by Reverend Lovejoy.
"Can't you read the sign?!" Lovejoy yells.
Bart does an elaborate prank in church by suggesting Garden of Eden by Iron Butterfly as today's hymn.
"Hymns! I got hymns here! Get em while they're fresh and holy!" said Bart. "Fresh from God's brain to your mouth!" said Bart in his dorky church clothes.
"Braaaaaaaaaaaains..." Oscar moaned like a zombie.
"No Oz..." Bart sighed handing out hymn sheets. He laughed deviously because something wasn't right about this hymn.
"Isn't it lovely of Bart to help out at church today, Ned?" Marge asked Ned.
"Why certainly Marge Iddily Argey!" said Ned.
"I smell a rat..." Lisa said frowning and glaring at Bart because she knew this was a prank.
"And everyone rise for today's hymn!" said Lovejoy. The sour old lady who plays the church organ was playing music. "A lovely piece called, In the Garden of Eden. By... I Ron. Butterfly..."
In the Garden of Eden by Iron Butterfly plays. It's a hard core hippy love song! Everyone sings along.
The song is very long and exhausting, and was a raucous, rebellious hippy song called Inna Gadda Da Vida (In the Garden of Eden) by Iron Butterfly. Homer and Marge joke about how they first made love to this song.
"Marge remember when we first made love to this hymn?" Homer snickered.
Marge cracked up and shushed him because it was heinous talk. She knew something was up as she recognised the song, but oddly she saw the funny side that Lovejoy didn't recognise the song and mistook it for an actual hymn.
"Wait a minute! This sounds like rock and or roll!" Reverend Lovejoy realises. Someone threw a beach ball at him.
"Oscar don't throw beach balls at the Reverend..." said Marge.
The climax of the song plays as everyone holds up candles, some holding lit zippo lighters.
Eventually after the organ playing old lady fainted from exhaustion. Lovejoy was determined to find the culprit to today's prank. He ordered every kid to be kept behind for a lecture.
"Wait is everyone high or something? You can't just keep our kids behind after Sunday School... we have places to be Lovejoy..." said Clancy Wiggum. Sarah glared at him because she felt it was important Lovejoy rooted out the prankster.
"I'll find out which of you was responsible for this vile tune! Repeat after me!" Lovejoy had them recite something from the bible warning of them of their punishment in Hell, hopefully to scare one of them into tattling on the culprit. "If I withhold the truth may I go straight to hell where I will eat naught but burning hot coals and drink naught but burning hot cola." Mmmm evil cola... just two calories not evil enough...
"Where fiery devils will punch me in the back!" Ralph recited frightened. Luckily for Bart he wasn't prone to squealing even when scared.
"Where my soul maybe carved up like confetti and stretched out on parade in front of murderers and single mothers." Bart recited bored.
In Hell.
"Wait we're here just because we never married the fathers of our children?!" A lady in Hell asked Satan incredulously.
"Silence sinner!" Satan roared.
That someone was Milhouse. "Will my tongue be torn out by ravenous birds?" A raven caws at him. Unfortunately it did not say "Nevermore."
"Quoth the raven." said Edgar Allen Poe.
"Aghhh! Bart did it!"
"Milhouse!" Bart yelled.
"Thank you Milhouse." said Lovejoy. "Bart come with me for punishment! (A pause) You too snitchy!" He took Bart and Milhouse to be punished.
...
Their punishment was to clean out the pipes of the organ after it was soiled by their popular music.
However as soon as he had gone to his office Bart stopped working to tell Milhouse off for snitching.
"How could you tell on me?!" Bart yelled.
"I'm sorry but I didn't want birds pecking my soul forever!" said Milhouse.
"Ugh! How many times must I tell you, there's no such thing as a soul, that's just something the reverend made up to scare people like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson!" Bart explained.
"Nyaaaaagh! Michael Jackson!" Milhouse yelped.
"Shhhh! Lovejoy will hear us!" Bart shushed him.
Meanwhile in the office.
"I don't hear scrubbing!" said Lovejoy as he emptied the money tray into a coin sorting machine.
Back in the church.
"Milhouse why did you scream when I said Michael Jackson and not when I said the boogeyman..." Bart sighed.
"He's one of those false accusers trying to ruin his life..." Oscar frowned.
"There is too a soul! When you sneeze that's your soul trying to get out! saying God bless you crams it back in! And then when you die it squirms out and flies away!"
"That is so stupid! There is no such thing as a soul!" Bart insisted before going back to scrubbing out the pipes.
"If your so sure how about you sell your soul to me?" Milhouse asked.
"What you got?" Bart asked.
"Fifty bucks." Milhouse replied.
"Deal." Bart wrote "Bart's Soul on a piece of paper and gave it to Milhouse in return for fifty bucks.
"Pleasure doing buisness with you." Milhouse said confidently. Bart sniffed his money. Does fraudulent money smell funny then?
"Any time Chummmmmmmmmmmm-p!" Bart replied deliberately hanging onto his last word of chum before adding a p to the end. Milhouse glared at him.
As Bart left however. "There's just one thing you should know..." said Milhouse.
"What's that?" Bart asked.
"Your soul now belongs to me! Bart Simpson!" Bellowed a giant demonic Milhouse red with huge horns.
"Ay carumba! Milhouse?! You're the devil?!" Bart yelped.
"Always the least you expect!" said the devil as he shapeshifted into devil Ned then the Herman sounding Devil that Bart met in his coma after Principal Skinner and later Mr Burns ran him over. "Now you are damned for all eternity!"
"Oh shazbot!" Bart said as the ground opened up and he fell into Hell.
...
"What's taking Bart and Milhouse so long?" Marge asked.
"I dunno." Homer replied. They were standing outside the church.
...
Bart tumbled screaming into Hell. He eventually landed on a conveyor belt.
"That wasn't so bad..." he said lying down on his back. A green demon suddenly sliced him up. He yelped as he was sliced up. The pieces of Bart were put into barrels labled Hot Dog Meat.
Eventually Bart was reassembled. He looked around to see the Garden of Earthly Delights section of Hell again. Milhouse devil appears.
"What do you want from me?! I want to go home!" Bart begged.
"I'm sorry Bart but when you sell your soul you're damned for all eternity!" Devil Milhouse laughed evilly. "That means forever."
"Well that sucks! What do I do now?" Bart asked.
"Well most of the time you get tortured. However for now just make yourself at home. Someone will find you later on when I can come up with an ironic punishment." said Devil Milhouse before dismissing him.
"Great. Stuck in Hell forever in my dorky church clothes." Bart muttered to himself as he messed up his combed hair into his usual rebellious spikes. He went off to check out the Garden of Earthly Delights area.
...
After Marge asked where Bart and Milhouse were, the ground split open with hellfire and the sky turned bright red with an ominous chord and red light from the church windows.
"Holy Macaroni!" Homer yelled.
"Bart's in there!" Marge gasped.
"And Milhouse!" said Luanne.
As quickly as the hellish imagery and crevasses in the ground appeared. They vanished. The Simpsons and the Van Houten's ran in to find no trace of Bart or Milhouse whatsoever.
"Something smells like sulphur!" Lisa remarked.
"And I can feel evil energies." Oscar added.
...
Bart was hanging about with the demon in a high chair wearing a cauldron on his head. (In the painting he was swallowing people. However instead here he is drinking a squishee with a straw.)
"So... That Heironymus Bosch fellow... He was some artist right?" Bart remarked.
"I don't know. I only watch football." said the demon.
...
The Simpsons, Lovejoy and the Van Houtens called the police. When Wiggum couldn't help Lovejoy suggested Bart and Milhouse's disappearance was the work of the devil after their little prank.
Marge and Lisa grumbled in disbelief at his talk of devils and Hell.
...
Bart was then being roasted on a spit as part of his endless punishment.
"Mmmm, what smells like barbecue? Oh wait it's me!" Bart remarked before realising.
"No talking during torture!" A demon shoved a red apple into his mouth. Bart glared as he was being roasted.
After torture. Bart went to his chambers to watch TV. Except there was none.
"Oh yeah, this is Hell..." Bart sighed.
...
Later Homer went to Moe's for a drink.
"Still no sign of Bart uh?" Moe asked as Homer bought a Duff.
"Nope." said Homer as he drank his Duff.
Meanwhile.
The Hibbert family were out driving about looking for somewhere to eat. Julius asked his kids where they wanted to eat.
His son wanted "The Spaghetti Factory!"
His daughter wanted "Face Stuffers!"
Then his oldest son, now a college grad with his girlfriend wanted to eat at... "Professor V.J. Cornucopia's fantastical all you can eat and all American steak house."
Dr Hibbert chuckled.
"Hmmmm, Moe's. Let's look inside!" He had stopped outside Moe's Tavern.
They went inside and were shocked at how dark and unwelcoming it was.
"Aaaaaaagh! Natural light! It burns!" Barney screamed because of sun light...
A vampire hissed and collapsed into a pile of dust.
"Oh god! Natural light!" Super Kami Guru yelled.
"I really have to stop serving freaks..." Moe sighed.
"Good lord! Um... We were looking for a restaurant..." Hibbert felt uncomfortable.
"Oh it is. We have booths in the back and I do a wonderful mousakka!" Moe tried to explain.
"This place smells like Tenco!" said Hibbert's daughter.
Hibbert agreed and they left.
"Hmmmmm... maybe we should check out the Texas Cheesecake Depository..." said Dr Hibbert. Mmmmmmmm... Cheesecake...
The Hibbert)# left.
"Geez seems no one wants to eat in a bar no more! Maybe I should redecorate..." Moe sighed. "I mean this place is really dank...
"No Moe! The dank! The dank!" Carl whined.
In a booth sat internet memes and Shrek, his dankness transcends time and space... They were drinking Mountain Dew and eating Doritos. Such sacred Dankness...
"Author it means unpleasantly damp and cold!" said Moe.
"I find this cooler then normal air in this bar very comfortable..." said Carl.
"And when the new millennium begins the term Dank will take a new definition. It will mean cool internet memes and idioms." said Oscar.
"Kid stop being ridiculous..." Moe sighed.
"I am not ridiculous! Hmmmph! I bid you good day sir, as I shall visit the Texas cheesecake Depository as I am famished! I say a good day sir! Good day!" Oscar snapped and left.
Plot 2At the hellish barbecue Bart made some requests to Milhouse.
"TV? You dare ask of me Mortal?!" Milhouse bellowed.
"Hey just because you're the devil now doesn't mean you no longer like Krusty." Bart replied.
"Oh!" Milhouse replied.
"And comics." Bart added.
"Oh!" Milhouse realised. "Very well Bart. What else can I do for you?" he asked sarcastically.
"Well, Would like to be able to see my family one last time..." Bart replied.
Milhouse sighed and returned Bart up to Earth.
"I want to go out with your sister in return..." said Devil Milhouse.
"Eeeeeeew!" Bart groaned.
Bart warped into his house. His family greeted him with hugs and how they were so worried about him.
He then asked to go to the shops. They agreed since they were just happy he was back. However Homer was still cross with him for pranking during their day at church.
Bart spent his money on expanding dinosaurs that grow when wet. However a hellish spark emitted from his hand when he took the dinosaurs.
He then went to Apu's store. However the doors wouldn't open for him so he smooshed against them.
"This is really weird..." Bart remarked peeling himself away from the door.
However it opened for Rodd and Todd. "Thank you door!" they said to the door. Bart quickly ran in after them.
He encountered the bullies Jimbo, Dolph and Kerney. Jimbo was breathing on the glass cabinet containing the ice cream. He wrote "Bite Me!" In the condensation.
"Ha! Bite me! Some dude will read this and it will blow his mind!" said Jimbo.
"Coool! Let me try!" said Bart. He tried to breath but no condensation came out.
"Way to breathe! No breath?!" Jimbo smirked before taunting Bart.
Bart left disappointed. However he bashed into the door again. "D'oh!"
Apu spoke over the tannoy for the door to open. However it wouldn't listen.
"Doors! There is a customer! Open at once!"
"Say the magic word..." said a computerised voice.
"Open sesame..." Apu sighed.
The doors opened for Bart.
...
Meanwhile Moe and Homer were redecorating the bar. They then eventually were thinking up names for the restaurant. While Barney hid under the table cloth of one of the tables giving his opinion.
"Chairman Moe's magic wok!" Homer asks.
"I like it!" said Barney.
"Um needs some more pizazz..." said Moe.
"I know! Mad man Moe's Pressure Cooker!" Homer replied.
"I like it!" said Barney.
"Nah... Wait! I got it! Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag!" said Moe.
"I hate it..." Barney replied under the table cloth.
"Barney what are you doing under there?!" Moe yelled. Suddenly a horn blasted. "Oh that's my deep fryer!"
They all stood outside as men brought in a flash fryer.
"It can flash fry an entire buffalo in 40 seconds!" Moe explained.
"40 seconds?! Aw! But I want it now!" Homer whined.
"Homer- Aw you're not getting it are you..." Moe sighed.
...
Bart returned home. He went to pet the dog, but he growled at him.
"Eep! What's wrong with you?!" Bart yelped. He then went to pet Snowball II. However she hissed at him. "Sheesh! You're pretty uppy for someone who eats bugs all day!"
Snowball II coughed up a beetle and it crawled away.
Outside the house.
Bart decided to prank Lisa with his expanding dinosaur toys.
"Oh Lisa... there's a surprise in the drive for you..."
"Oh what is it?!" Lisa came running out. Bart had placed a green Trex on the drive.
He squirted the hose at it. Suddenly the Trex sponge absorbed all the water and grew into a full size live Trex! It roared at Lisa.
"Aaaaaaagh!" screamed Lisa.
"Whoooooooaaaa!" Bart cooed, not expecting it to do that.
The dinosaur the grabbed Lisa in its mouth and chewed her.
"Help! It's dripping funny smelling water over me!" Lisa yelled.
Suddenly Marge carrying Maggie, Homer and Oscar ran outside.
"Oh my Lord!" Marge gasped.
"Bart what did you do now?!" Homer yelled.
"I dunno! I didn't think these dinosaur sponges would do that!" Bart yelled.
The Trex then spat Lisa out.
"Yeeeuck! Vegetables!" grumbled the dinosaur as it stomped away elsewhere.
"Bart! Where did you get those things?!" Lisa yelled.
"Dunno. The usual place. They were well worth fifty dollars though!" Bart seemed overjoyed by his money well spent.
"Fifty dollars?! Where did you get that kind of money?!" Marge asked him.
"I sold my soul to Milhouse." Bart replied. Everyone was horrified.
"Oh no! It's Treehouse of Horror IV all over again!" Marge lamented.
"Bart! Your soul is the most important part of you! Without it you can't pass onto the afterlife!"
"Ugh... That's just what Milhouse said..." Bart sighed.
"Where is that little nerd anyway." Homer asked.
"Why I'm right here." Milhouse appeared in fire.
Everyone yelped.
"Or am I nice Mr Flanders? Hi diddly ho Homer!" He turned into devil Ned.
"Shut up stupid Flanders!" Yelled Homer.
"Who knows?" He then turned into the Herman devil. "The prince of Darkness at your service!"
"Why are you here?! And what have you done with Milhouse?!" Lisa yelled.
"Oh same thing as Bart. He wanted a rare comic book, I wanted one thing from him... his soul..." said the Devil. "And he provided! And so did little Bart!"
"You! You monster! We demand a fair trial!" Lisa yelled.
"Again?! Aw come on now..." the devil sighed.
"Yes again!" Lisa yelled.
"Fine! But until the trial Bart will remain in Hell!" yelled the Herman devil. He took Bart back to Hell.
"Ok, we'll arrange a Persephone clause... I get him for a few hours then you until the trial..." The devil sighed before leaving with Bart again.
"Who's Persephone?" Homer asked. Everyone face palmed at him.
...
The demons used Bart's head as a bowling ball. He yelled as he went rolling into spiked bowling pins and shattered.
Then in the ironic punishment room he was made to turn a heavy wheel while the blue demon whipped him.
"Ow! Quit it! Ow! Quit it! Ow!" Bart yelped. "After lunch can I whip you?"
"No." the blue demon replied.
"Aw..." Bart replied.
...
Eventually The Simpsons could have Bart back for a while. He spent that time watching cartoons for a while. However he didn't find Itchy and Scratchy funny today.
"I'm worried Bart. I think The devil really did take your soul!" Lisa sighed. Well duh.
"Pablo Neruda said laughter is the language of the soul." said Marge.
"I am aware of the works of Pablo Neruda..." said Bart in disbelief.
"Bart you don't even know who Pablo Neruda is..." Lisa sighed.
"I'm aware of the works of Pablo Picasso..." said Oscar.
"No one cares..." Bart groaned.
"This calls for a test." said Lisa.
They pranked Homer with Bart's skateboard. Homer tripped and got his head stuck in the spindles of the staircase. "I'm stuck!" he whined. Then Santa's Little Helper started biting him. "Ow! Who's doing that?! Ow! This isn't helping!"
Lisa giggled but Bart was emotionless. "This is scary Bart! What if you can't get your soul back?"
...
Bart went to see Milhouse/the Devil. He was in the backyard playing with soldiers and a piece of paper. Bart gasped and ran in there.
"Sir I'm going after Bart's soul!" Milhouse said before making gun noises. Then he did a poor Schwarzenegger impression as the tank before running over the piece of paper with the tank.
"Um Milhouse?" Bart asked.
"Yeeeeeesss?" Milhouse asked.
"You're not getting bored of my soul are you..." Bart asked.
"Noooooooooo." Milhouse was being very annoying.
"Suppose someone wanted to buy it from you..." Bart asked.
"Oh you want to buy it back? Okay!"he hands it over but snatches the paper from Bart. "Fifty bucks!"
"Fifty bucks?!" Bart yelled.
"Now who's laughing now? Huh?" Milhouse said smugly before laughing at Bart. Bart stormed off.
...
Eventually it was bed time for Bart. Marge hugged him and tucked him in. However the Herman devil appeared.
"Awww... is someone having a nap? Well too bad as it's my turn to have Bart now!"
"Satan please!" Marge begged.
"Hey, I've been more than reasonable!" said the devil.
Bart was taken to Hell the same way Glen died in Nightmare on Elm Street. A hole was ripped open in his mattress and demonic hands pulled him down to Hell.
Bart screamed as he was dragged by the demon arms into a hole in his mattress that lead to Hell.
...
The family sat down to watch Moe's commercial for his new restaurant. He flash fries a wine bottle and some customers eat it... um...
"If I'm not smiling when your food reaches your table, your meal's on me!" Moe explained. The commercial ended with a song and Moe constantly grinning in a stupid manner until someone punched him from off screen.
"Oh thank god!" Oscar remarked.
"Hmmmmmm! I hope Bart's ok..." Marge sighed.
Bart was in Hell being tortured by being stretched on a rack.
"Aaaaaaaaghh! My spine!" Bart yelled.
...
The next day, Lisa was annoyed to see Bart running a Bart Simpson sale selling ethereal and mental parts of himself such as his good and bad consciences and his sense of decency.
"I'll throw in my conscience, both, for fifty dollars! I'll even throw in my sense of common decency! Come on! Everything about me must go!
"Bart!" Lisa yelled.
Bart rolled his eyes as he carried a tiny angel Bart and a Devil Bart in his hands. On the yard sale table was a cartoon cricket in a cage.
"No Bart don't sell me! You'll never become a real boy!" The cricket cried.
"Narrator no..." Bart groaned.
"Well, readers... can you identify what aspects of Bart, he is selling?" Lisa asked, you are going to have to imagine as red circles are drawn with a marker around the tiny Angel Bart and Devil Bart, The cricket in the cage, Bart's shirt, a green scruffy looking Bart with ragged clothes.
"Bart's conscience. Bart's Id and Super Ego, sometimes called the good and bad conscience or temptation and virtue. Bart's guilt. Bart's since of common decency." Were the aspects of himself he was selling.
"Bart you can't sell your consciences..." said Lisa as tiny Angel Bart and Devil Bart glared at Bart.
Plot 3One evening the Simpsons went to Moe's new restaurant to eat. Marge remarked at the novelty decorations like alligator heads on the walls with sunglasses.
"Oh! An alligator with sunglasses!" said Marge.
"Crocodile shoooooes!" The alligator head sang.
Homer screamed horrified.
Moe showed them to their table.
They ordered.
"How are the southwestern pizza fingers?" Lisa asked.
"Uh, they're, um, "awesomely outrageous."" said Moe. I don't think he's even tasted the food before it went out.
"Oh, these look good- "Guilt-Free Steak-fish Fillets."" said Marge.
Moe levelled with her that it wasn't his best dish. Basically it's like that time she ordered veal. "Let me level with you, Marge. That's just our name for bottom-feeding suction eel."
"Coooooool! Bottom-feeding suc-" said Oscar.
"Oz!" Homer scolded him.
"You don't want that." Moe continued. "Why don't you try Moe's Hobo Chicken Chili. I start with the best part- the neck. And then I add secret hobo spices." Coooool!
"Cool! Hobos!" said Oscar delighted.
Marge winced.
Lisa decided they should all say grace before dinner. However she was deliberately annoying Bart by blessing everyone's souls except his. Bart threw a hard roll at her.
"Ow!" Lisa whined.
"Bart!" Marge told him off.
"I can't take it anymore! I want my soul! And I want it now!" Bart yelled before running off.
"You didn't finish your spaghetti and Moe balls!" Homer yelled.
"Quiet you fool! It can be ours!" his brain told him. Homer ate Bart's dinner. "Run boy! Run for your life! Boy..." Homer yelled with a mouthful of food.
...
Wiggum was on patrol with Ralph. He had to stop because there was a crazy hobo ranting and raving. (Me on a Saturday night! XD)
"Hang on Ralphie, Daddy needs to talk with this crazy man!" Wiggum left Ralph to speak with the mad hobo.
The mad Hobo was ranting and raving rapidly. The deleted scene version is hilarious...
"Who's been stealing your thoughts?" Wiggum asked the mad hobo.
Bart got in the car next to Ralph.
"Hi Bart! I know you from school!" Ralph said.
"Yes... How would you like to make a deal..." Bart asked.
"Um..." Ralph was unsure.
"It's easy all you have to do is sell me your soul." Bart got very desperate. "I need a soul, any, yours!" He freaked Ralph out who cried.
"What's going on here?" Wiggum asked shining his torch. It shone in Bart's face. He had snakes eyes and hissed with a forked tongue before running away and vanished into the fog.
"Geez! This place is creepy! Let's go home Ralphie." said Chief Wiggum.
They has been at Moe's earlier in the previous scene.
Earlier.
The Wiggums ordered Ranchy Wingy things and um Moe Burgers. Yes that will do.
Ralph squirted Moe with a water pistol.
Moe got annoyed and yelled at him. "What are you doing you little freak!?"
Ralph cried. Clancy and Sarah weren't happy.
Moe apologised.
Then something happened that Clancy was driving Ralph home without his wife.
"Ralphie look! A seafood restaurant!" Clancy stopped outside Captain Reno's creamed seafood steamed table restaurant.
Seriously! Where the fudge is Sarah Wiggum?
"I don't know!" Matt Groening yelled.
...
Meanwhile at Moe's Ned asked Rod what he wanted for his tenth birthday.
"Birthday fries!" Rod cheered.
"Uh oh!" said a waiter. An alarm went off.
Maude explained reading the menu that Moe likes to celebrate birthdays.
Moe came out with a boiling hot bowl of fries tied to his head and sparklers. He sung a jingle and handed over the bowl of fries.
"Careful with the bowl kid, it's extremely hot!" Moe warned him. He went back to the kitchen.
Homer eating Bart's spaghetti and Moe balls was annoyed Ned was at the restaurant.
Oscar was pretending he was a walrus with two fries sticking out of his mouth as walrus tusks.
Lisa looked bemused by his silliness.
"God, that job sucks." Moe sighed.
"Hey Moe! Uuuurrrrp! Another beer!" said Barney at a table with Lenny and Carl.
"Yeah I'll be there just a sec." said Moe.
"Hey! Moe! What did I say?! I said no garlic bread! My family are vampires! We can't eat garlic!" said Count Dracula with Mrs Dracula and Ace.
"I'm sorry!" Moe apologised. He was stressed and overwhelmed.
Oh and Selma was at Sherri and Terry's birthday party for some weird reason.
And what are secret Hobo spices?!
...
Bart made his way to Milhouse's house. He knocked on the door however an astronaut answered.
Creepy music played.
"Leave this place, you are in great danger!" said the astronaut.
"W-w-where's Milhouse?" Bart shivered.
"The one you call Milhouse is gone!" said the astronaut. He then took off his helmet to reveal he was just Raphael. "They're staying at his grandparents while we spray for potato bugs!"
There is a de fumigation truck pumping poisonous gas into the house.
...
Meanwhile all hell breaks loose at Moe's. Kids keep ordering the birthday fries setting off the birthday alarm.
A boy draws a rude drawing of him.
"That's you!" said the kid.
"Aww you drew stink lines and everything." Moe sighed.
And because he wasn't smiling Snake decide his meal and his girlfriend's were free and left without paying.
"Hey you are not smiling, our meal is free!" said Snake. He left with his girlfriend whom he had before Gloria.
"Look at that vein, he's about to blow!" said Krusty. Why he was at a rival restaurant I don't know!
Another birthday alarm was ringing while Moe looked like he was about to snap.
A girl saying her tooth hurt and Evil clone Ralph squirting him was the last straw.
"Aaaaaaaagh! You (long string of curse words) brats! Shove your (curse word) soda up your (curse word)!"
Everyone was horrified.
"Ow! My (curse word) ears!" Todd cried. The Flanders were horrified.
"Well I'd expect this language at the deli but not here!" Ned ranted. Everyone stormed off.
"Wait when Moe yells at you, you get a free steak-fish..." Moe begs but everyone left.
He sighed in defeat.
The Simpsons sat in the empty restaurant embarrassed.
"Homer I think we should pay the bill and go..." said Marge.
"And I say a monkey can mow the lawn!" Homer drunk argued with the alligator head mounted on the wall.
"Bart hasn't came back yet!" said Lisa.
...
Bart was riding his bike about a strange neighborhood. He was reading a map for directions.
However a road sweeper appeared and bibbed him. Bart leapt out of the way as the road sweeper ate his bike. However it came out again in one piece and nice and shiny.
"Well that was lucky!" Bart remarked as he got on. However it fell apart.
The driver was Groundskeeper Willie or undead Freddy Krueger Willie laughing evilly before driving his road sweeper down into a subway.
"That was weird..." Bart sighed. He continued his journey on foot.
...
Eventually he arrived at Grandma Van Houtens flat.
"Yes?" asked the rough sounded old lady.
"Is Milhouse there?" Bart was exhausted.
"Bart it's 3 am! I can't play now!" Milhouse explained.
"Milhouse I need my soul! Just give it back!" Bart cried.
"Milhouse just give it back! I have work tomorrow!" Kirk groaned.
"Sorry Bart, but I traded it for pogs! Alf pogs! Remember Alf? he's back! In pog form!" Milhouse explained.
"You traded my soul for pogs?! Noooooooooooooooo!" Bart ran out the flat screaming.
"Shut the door! You're letting the heat out!" Yelled Grandma.
"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!" Kirk yelled.
...
At Moe's Moe was turning his failed restaurant back into a bar. However Homer kept pestering him.
"Moe? Moe? Moe? Moe?"
"What?!" Moe yelled.
"Hi! Hehehehe!" Homer replied laughing.
...
Bart spent all night sleeping outside Comic Book Guy's store.
"If your here for an early edition of radioactive man vs Dr crab then too bad." said Comic Book Guy.
"Please you have a piece of paper saying Bart's soul..." Bart asked.
"Well since my breakfast burrito is getting cold I will be blunt. A mysterious fellow who I am not at liberty to reveal their identity but they were most anxious for a little boy's soul and purchased right away." said Comic Book Guy.
Bart slammed his head on the display case in frustration.
"Do not hit your head on the display case please! It contains a very rare Mary Worth! In which she advised a friend to commit suicide! Thank you!" Comic Book Guy asked before eating his burrito.
...
Bart arrived Home that morning and prayed for his soul.
"Some weirdo has it and I don't know what they're doing with it! I just want it back! Please!" Bart said while crying. Awwwww! He's cute!
Suddenly the soul paper appeared. Bart was over joyed and hugged it. However Lisa was just hovering over him pretending some kind of mystic force gave him his soul back.
"Lisa? You did this?! But how?!" Bart asked.
"With the change in my piggy bank."
"There's no change in your piggy bank!" Bart retorted.
"Not any of the ones you know about." Lisa replied. They hugged.
Lisa then lectured him about how some have to earn a soul yadda yadda ya... Bart was too busy eating his soul. He swallowed it and burped.
Milhouse Satan then appeared in a burst of flames.
"Well Bart, you got your soul back... But let that sponge dinosaur forever be your head!" He zapped Bart with lightning and he screamed.
Later that morning.
Everyone was eating breakfast. Bart's head was now a big sponge. Oscar kept pouring water on his sponge head and squeezing it out.
"Oscar stop that!" Marge told him off.
"But he's so soft and porous! Well I better get ready for school..." said Oscar whining. Then he looked at the time and realised he better get ready.
"I'm a donut head again." said Donut headed Homer.
Marge sighed.
The end.
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