Lisa the Vegetarian The Simpsons go to a petting zoo at Old Mother Goose's fairytale park, but Lisa finds a really cute lamb that she can no longer eat meat!

Plot

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" said the Simpsons kids repeatedly.

"No." said Homer bored.

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" The kids continue in rhythm.

"No..."

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

"No! No! No!" Homer head butted the steering wheel.

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

"NO! NOW SHUT UUUUP!" Homer screamed.

The Simpsons go to a fairytale themed park and petting zoo because Maggie gets to choose their day out this time. However Bart is extremely bored by the choice and the car is cramped because Grampa was with them.

"Where are we going again?" Grampa asked.

"Old Mother Goose's Fairytale village." said Marge.

"It's a theme park for babies..." Bart sighed.

"Goo!" Oscar babbled having turned himself into a baby.

"Now Bart I'm sure it's fun for everyone from eight to goodness knows how old..." said Marge.

"I'm eighty three woman!" said Abe annoyed.

They arrived. The sign said the park was really recommended for children under five. Marge sighed.

"Ne I think it's nice we're doing something Maggie wants to do for a change..." said Marge as they get out of the car.

Grampa wants to sleep in the car so they leave him.

"I'll just sleep in the car with the windows closed." said Grampa.

"That's the plan!" said Homer.

They look at the animatronic characters for example the three little pigs and the big bad wolf.

"Little pigs! Little pigs! Let me in!"

"Not by the hairs on our chinny chin chins! We won't let you in!"

"What a load of crappy crap crap!" Bart groaned bored.

"Quiet boy. I have a feeling something bad is about to go down..." said Homer.

"This is where the wolf tries to blow down the house!" said Marge.

"Oh he blows alright. He blows..." Bart sighed.

"That's the spirit!" Marge said to him cheering him on.

The wolf animatronic blew the house weakly and it tilted slightly. Everyone clapped half heartedly.

"Meh... It was good but..." Homer commented.

Then Goldilocks and the three bears. However Grampa is sleeping in Baby bear's bed.

"Somebody touched my Spaghett!" Papa bear made a reference to the Three Bears Spaghett meme.

"Uh?" asked Bart.

"Somebody's been sleeping in my bed!" said Mama bear but her voice was garbled and Scratchy as the animatronic malfunctioned.

"Somebody's been sleeping in my bed!" said Baby bear.

"Well, I'm sorry! It was 180 degrees in the car and the radio was lousy!' Grampa replies to the animatronic.

"Grampa..." the Simpsons sighed.

They then went to see an animatronic of The Billy Goats Gruff.

"What's a Billy goat..." Bart sighed.

"A Male goat..." Lisa explained embarrassed by his stupidity.

Oscar peaked out from under the bridge while dressed as a troll. "Awoogawoogabooga!"

Homer screamed.

...

Bart then sneaks on a train ride he is too tall for. The irony! "(Sings to limbo dancing music in lalalalas.)"

Bart sits in the ride he is too big for. "Hehehehe!"

However he gets stuck at the tunnel and dislodges the prop causes a catastrophic crash that causes the woodsman from Little Red Riding Hood to decapitate a model of Old Mother Goose. The children all cheer.

The Simpsons then go to the petting zoo. Homer tries to get the goat to eat a can.

"Come on! Eat the can!"

"Homer! They have pellets to feed them with!" Marge puts some money to buy some, but the machine spills out all the pellets over Maggie. The hungry animals then suddenly crowd round her and eat every scrap leaving her pacifier...

Marge gasped.

However Maggie reveals she was hiding in the goat's fur and reunites with Marge.

Then they admire the cute sheep. The sheep get progressively cuter resulting in bigger "Aaaaaaaaawwwww!"s from them.

The second sheep stood in front of the pink lamb wanting attention.

"Out of the way loser!" Homer shoved it aside.

(Bleating)

"Daaaaad!" Lisa whined.

"D'aaaaaaawwww!" They cooed at the pink lamb.

They then each pet the animals until Mother Goose/The park speaker announces their car has been broken into.

"D'oh! We better find Oscar. Oz? Oz... where has that boy got to?" Homer asked.

Bart was mortified by something, "Over there Dad..."

Oscar was playing with baby chicks.

"Haaaawwwww! Chicky chickies!" Oscar squealed.

The Simpsons winced exasperated.

They then stopped for lunch in the park cafe.

Oscar brought the baby chicks with him.

(Chicks peeping from inside Oscar's sweater.)

Marge sighed.

The rude kid from Try N Save was there.

"I don't like you!" He said rudely to another kid.

"Poopy head!" A young boy with ahead cold yelled.

Homer groaned.

"Marge we can't even eat out without Oscar calling people Poopyhead! Now there's hundreds of kids in here doing that!"

"Poopyhead!" A kid yelled.

"Buttface!" said another.

"As king of this restaurant, I denounce you all as Poopyheads!" Oscar yelled at the other families with young kids.

After lunch they look at more animatronics.

"That Hansel and Gretal are broken..." Lisa sighed.

"That mascot has taken off his costume head and ruining the magic for the younger kids." said Oscar. A park mascot was sat down with his costume head off. He was supposed to be the wolf from Little Red Riding Hood.

"I'm getting a lawyer!" The bunged up sounding little boy yelled.

Oscar laughed.

...

Soon they head home and have dinner and have lamb chops. However Lisa can't eat hers as it reminds her of the lamb at the petting zoo.

"What's wrong Lisa?" Marge asks.

"I can't eat this! It's lamb!" Lisa explained.

"It's lamb, it's not from a lamb..." Homer sighed.

"What about beef?" Marge asked.

"No!" Lisa gasped.

"Chicken?"

"Nuh uh!"

"Hotdogs?" Lisa imagines that hotdogs are apparently made of skunks, Wellington boots and tyres...

"I can't eat any animal!" Lisa gasped.

"She must be turning vegetarian." Oscar explained.

"Oh great... now you have something else for people to tease you about..." Bart sighed.

"Bart!" Marge yelled at Bart. "Lisa, listen carefully... Are you seriously saying you might be becoming vegetarian?" Marge asked.

"I don't know! I just can't eat any animal! It feels wrong to me!" Lisa cried.

"Ok sweetie, no more meat for you." Marge replied.

"So no bacon?" Homer asked. "You used to love bacon!"

"No!" Lisa replied exasperated he was still questioning her.

"Ham?"

"No!"

"Pork?"

"Dad! Those are from the same animal!" Lisa explained.

"Oooooh! A magical animal that produces ham, bacon and pork!" Homer says sarcastically.

"Well, I don't have any problem eating meat! Nom!" Bart rudely bites into his pork chop.

"Bart! Don't eat like that!" Marge scolds him.

"Oy vay! I haven't had such an embarrassing meal since I had a steak dinner with Yami Bakura..." Oscar sighed. The scene cuts to Yami Bakura brutally tearing apart a rare, bloody steak in the restaurant lounge on Kaiba's blimp.

"Not enough blood!" He said in Japanese because 4kids are pussies and wouldn't dub this scene.

Back at the Simpsons table.

"Do you know where my family lives?" Grampa asked because he had gone senile.

Marge sighed.

(indistinct gibberish) Hugo jabbered having got out of the attic via the air vents.

"Get back in the attic!" Homer yelled.

Hugo scampered out the dining room on his hands and feet.

The Simpsons ate. Lisa stared horrified at her lamb chop.

"Yeah Lis, meat is baaaaaaaad!" Bart teases her with his chop.

"Bart stop that!" Marge told him off.

After dinner Bart sighed.

"Why aren't you playing with Milhouse before it gets dark?" Marge asked.

"Because so many of my friends have disabilities that limit what I can do with them... Milhouse has an inhaler so we can't do anything athletic. He's allergic to everything and he can't see in the dark..." said Bart. "Even at sunset he whines he is having trouble seeing..."

"Rod?"

"Also uses an inhaler..." said Bart.

Rod was outside administering his inhaler.

"Stop that! God cursed your ancestors' hubris with breathing problems for a reason!" McGee from McGee and Me told him off for not suffering God's wrath.

...

At School, Lisa can't dissect her worm during science class.

"Miss Hoover, I can't do this! Can I be excused?" Lisa asks.

"Of course." Miss Hoover pushes a hidden red button.

"Miss Hoover! My worm jumped up into my mouth and I eated it! Can I have another?" Ralph asks.

"There are no more worms, Ralph, just sit there and be quiet."

At lunch Lisa holds up the queue to ask for a vegetarian option. Lunch Lady Doris offers her a hotdog bun, an empty bun. "When did you lose interest in this job?" Lisa asks. Lunch Lady Doris nervously looks round and pushes a red button under her canteen station.

"Two independent thought alarms today! This requires a special assembly!" Skinner gasps. "The students are over stimulated! Must be the coloured chalk!"

"I warned you that chalk was the work of Lucifer! I warned you!" yelled Groundskeeper Willie.

The students are made to watch a film by Troy McClure about farming and animal slaughter starring a little boy called Timmy. Troy eventually shows him through the abattoir, where he is traumatised by the dying animals.

"They can't expect us to swallow that tripe!" Lisa gasped.

"Now here's a free plate of tripe!" Skinner explained. All the kids except Lisa and Oscar run to the plate and devour it. Yeeeuck!

"No! Can't you see you've all been brainwashed by corporate advertising?!" Lisa gasped.

"Apparently my friend, Lisa hasn't heard of the food chain!" Janey Powell snarks while eating the tripe.

"Yeeeeuck! How can you lot eat tripe?! I'm gonna be sick!" Oscar gags.

"Oh don't tell me you're vegetarian..." Janey teased him.

"No." Oscar said sarcastically. "I just don't like eating Cow's stomach lining!"

All the students started throwing up and spitting out the tripe in disgust. "Eeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuughh!"

"Tamaki stop putting everyone off of the cow's stomach lining!" said Principal Skinner telling him off.

Oscar frowned at him.

Plot 2

At recess.

"Lisa's marrying a carrot!" Janey teased Lisa.

Then everyone started augeing over what fruit would win if they were sentient and could fight.

"Obviously Pineapple." Bart said.

(Pineapple gibberish from the Natural Confectionary Company adverts)

"Except mango would kick his ass!" Nelson said.

"Uh have you seen a durian before?" Martin said.

"Those stinky spiked things?!" said Oscar.

"Dragonfruit is the obvious answer!" Lisa interrupted. "Wait why am I engaging in this stupid debate?!"

"Grapefruit, Duh." Jimbo said.

"I am Lewis from the future! And I've come to warn you that a grapefruit gets us stranded on a desert island!" said Lewis from the future.

"Obviously the kiwi, As it is the only fruit that can fly!" Milhouse said.

"KIWIS DONT FLY!" Oscar shouted.

"Go banana!" Ralph said.

"Pumpkins are pretty!" A Werid kid said.

"CANT YOU SEE FRUIT VS FRUIT BATTLES ARE TEARING US ALL APART?" Lisa shouted.

"Grapes!" Milhouse shouted.

Milhouse was thrown out the school.

Then the kid who wears diapers was whining.

"Is this because I'm not popular..." said the diaper kid Bart was once less popular than.

"Yes, diaper kid, it is..." said Bart.

...

Lisa's friends make fun of her for not eating meat.

"Are you gonna marry a carrot?" Janey asked.

"Or a potato?" The twins asked.

"Hey! That's enough! Lisa's seriously a vegetarian! She's not just become squeamish about meat for a laugh! Now stop making fun of her! How dare you!"

"Oscar! Please! Let's go!" Lisa pulls on his arm to get him to leave it and follow her home.

At home.

"How was School?" Marge asked.

"Everyone is making fun of me. Oscar stood up for me though." Lisa replied.

"Isn't that nice!" Marge scruffles his hair.

"For once..." Bart remarks glaring at Oscar.

"Well, I don't really want to make a big deal about it..." Lisa twiddled her fingers.

"Lis, if you don't they'll think they can continue to to make fun of you! It's not acceptable to make fun of people's beliefs! Someone's ethical reasons for not eating meat, not eating anything animal based should be respected not made fun of!" Oscar explained.

"Oh Oscar! Thank you! That's the wisest thing you've ever said!" Lisa hugs him. "Let's not fight ever again." She whispers to him.

"I can't believe you forgive him just because he's helping you now!" Bart rants.

"I'll still help you, but you won't want it!" Oscar retorted.

"Upsetting my parents and getting me a criminal record isn't helping!" Bart replied.

"Don't ask for things you can't have then." Lisa said in a knowitall voice. "You wanted that tattoo, that earring and that copy of Bloodstorm III..."

"Fine... I'm going to my room..." Bart sighed.

"Ay carumba!" said Lisa.

...

One day in the garden, Homer can hear a party in Flanders's garden. There's loads of Flanders people everywhere.

"Flanders?! You're having a party?!" Homer gasps.

"Yessiroonie!" Ned replied. "Let me introduce everyone! Brazilian Flanders!"

"Dia bom diddly, senor!" said Brazilian Flanders.

"And Lord Flandsworth from England!"

"Charmed," said Lord Flandsworth. Ned coughs to prompt him. "... googily moogily..." Lord Flandsworth sighs and reluctantly comes up with a Flanders gibberish line.

"Can my family join you?" Homer asked.

"Sorry, but it's a Flanders only party today." Ned replied.

"Fine! I'll have my own barbecue! And I'll only invite who I want!" Homer retorted.

"Sounds delightful! Can I come?" Ned asked.

"Why yes!" Homer replied before suddenly realising. "D'oh!"

The attic.

"Homer's doing an inspection of the attic to get ready for a BBQ. I'll sneak you some food up later." said Oscar to Hugo.

"An inspection?! Then Dad will find my scorpion farm!" Hugo gasped.

Oscar winced.

"Why are you breeding scorpions?!"

"Why not?" Hugo asked.

At a bus stop, Milhouse was there waiting when Bart, Lewis and Richard arrived.

Where in the hell have you guys been? I've been at this bus stop for a whole week now." said Milhouse.

Bart sighed.

...

The family write up invitations.

"This barbecue will be thankless work but it will be nice to see our friends and neighbours outside of a courtroom." said Marge.

"And not have to look at Bart's dorky Sunday morning spikes and dorky suit." said Oscar. "Do you make him dress up like that every Sunday or court appearance?"

"Hmmmmmm... Yes! He looks very smart and professional!" Marge was annoyed at Oscar's remarks.

"You know what we should serve! Those lamb chops you did last night Marge! They were the best! Mmmmmm! Crispy!" said Homer.

"Why thank you dear! You might say the secret ingredient is salt..." said Marge giggling.

"And one for a Inane Brian..."

"And Jurkle?" Marge asked.

"Marge we should have pork chops too!" Homer was drooling with hunger.

"Okay maybe not Jurkle..." said Marge.

"No guests that'll whine about meat being served! It's a freaking barbecue..." said Homer.

Marge frowned.

Krusty's mansion.

Rabbi Krustovski was reading a Torah. Krusty was goofing off and pulling faces and honking a horn.

Rabbi Krusovski frowned.

"Jesting and levity lead a man to lewdness." He quoted some Rabbi.

"Oh get a sense of humour Pops..." Krusty sighed.

Rabbi Krustovski sighed.

Mr Teeny the chimp screeched. His screeches translated into subtitles that said: "Ugh! I'm going out for a drink at the Golden Banana..."

I'm assuming that's a bar for chimps...

...

Lisa then read the menus.

"BBBQQ?" Lisa asks. "What's the extra B for?"

"Beer," Homer replied.

"What's the extra Q for?" Bart asked.

"That's a typo." Homer replied.

"Ugh! Is there nothing but meat on the menu?! Lisa gags. "Haven't you got anything vegetarian?"

"You don't win friends with salad Lisa..." Bart and Homer start singing this while doing the conga.

"Homer! Bart! That's enough! You will make something vegetarian for Lisa and anyone else who can't eat meat or there'll be no barbecue!" Marge yells.

"D'oh!" Homer groans. "You're really pushing it, baby..." he says with gritted teeth.

Marge sighed annoyed with Homer.

Later they played Hungry Hungry Hippos.

"I win again! Oh yeah!" Bart cheered.

"Face it Bart. It's a game of chance..." said Lisa.

"Oh yeah? What about Dippy, Dippy Dolphins?" Homer asked. Oscar grinned.

"Dad that game doesn't exist." said Lisa.

"Dolpha Dolpha Dolpha!" Oscar squealed.

"For that exact reason..." Lisa sighed.

"Well I'm handing out invites." said Homer. He called Lenny.

"Wanna come to my barbecue Lenny?"

"Naaaaaah..." said Lenny.

"Oh come on!" Homer whined.

"Naaaaaaah..." said Lenny.

The Simpsons and Oscar winced.

...

At the barbecue all of Homer's friends come including Doctor Hibbert.

"I prescribe one freshly cooked hotdog Doctor." said Homer giving Hibbert a hotdog in a bun.

"A hehehehe!" Hibbert chuckled and ate it. "Diagnosis: Delicious!"

"Hey Homer how about one of them you know burgers..." said Wiggum too tired to get up from his bench.

"Coming right up Officer!" said Homer. He was flipping burger patties.

"Arrrrrrrr! I relent. Ye land lubbers have some delicious animals too!" said Sea Captain. "Another chop please matey!"

"Shame meat doesn't keep well on long voyages..." Lisa snarked.

"Neither does fruit..." said Bart.

There are various meat dishes including a suckling pig. However there are salads and a bowl of gazpacho that Lisa made.

"Who made salad?! Yeeeuck!" Barney whined.

"Attention everyone!" Marge calls for attention with a spoon and her wine glass. "Lisa's now a vegetarian so she can't eat meat, please show some respect please!" Everyone laughs and jeers at Lisa.

"Forget it Mom... I'll be in my room..." Lisa runs off crying.

Marge glares at her guests.

"Go back to Russia!" Barney jeered.

In Lisa's room.

"Well, at least they're not shoving it in my face..." Lisa remarks.

Meanwhile...

"Flip me another burger Dad!" Bart asks for another burger.

"Here you go! Whoa! Look how high it's going!" Ho et flips a patty and it goes flying into Lisa's room...

The burger lands on her face. Lisa growls.

...

While the festivities go on, Lisa borrows the Flanders Mower.

Ace is gulping down Lisa's gazpacho straight from the serving bowl.

"Ace use the ladle and serve yourself a bowl!" Marge scolded his bad table manners.

The blond vampire boy was gulping down the gazpacho.

Lisa eventually drives away with the suckling pig.

"What the-!" Homer gasps.

"Bart no!" Marge yells.

"What did I do?!" Bart whined.

"Sorry, force of habit." Marge apologised to Bart. "Lisa no!"

The piggy goes into the road.

"Noooooo!" Homer screams.

It goes into the river.

"It's just a little slimy it's still good!"

The pig gets stuck in a pipe. It then shoots out.

"It's just a little airborne! It's still good!"

Mr Burns is in his office discussing the odds of him giving to charity.

"When pigs fly! Bwahahahaha!" Mr Burns laughs. A pig flies past.

"Um... are you gonna keep that promise then?" Smithers asked.

"No." Burns replied awkwardly after what he just saw.

Meanwhile

"Face it Dad, it's long gone..." Bart sighed.

"I love-ed you piggy! I love-ed yooooou!" Oscar sobbed.

Bart winced at him.

"You gonna make biscuits?!" Oscar asked like GIR.

Plot 3

After the barbecue Homer and Lisa argue.

"You ruined a perfect barbecue! You threw away an expensive pig that cost me my monthly wages! And you humiliated me in front of my friends!" Homer yelled.

"Well your friends didn't have to humiliate me about my vegetarianism! I'm glad I got rid of that pig! At least the poor thing can rest in peace now!" Lisa retaliated.

"That's it! Go to your room!" Homer yelled.

"I can't live with a prehistoric carnivore! I'm leaving!" Lisa yelled before running away.

Tomba winced.

"She meant Dad, Cotton candy hair..." Bart sighed.

Tomba leapt on Bart and bit his head.

"Ow!" Bart whined.

"Lisa! Get back here!" Homer yelled.

"Homer! You're not allowed to be angry with her right now! It's your bigoted behaviour and that of your friends that's upset her! You're gonna apologise to her when I get her home! Otherwise I don't think I can stay married to someone so rude and prejudice!" Marge ranted before storming off to collect Lisa.

"Oh thanks Oscar... Do you like conflict or something?" Bart yelled.

"Um yes?" Oscar replied.

"BABOOOOOON!" Lisa yelled.

"Lisa enough! Get back here young lady!" Homer yelled.

"Homer! leave her alone!" Marge yelled.

Homer seethed.

"Honestly! You're behaving like a child!" Marge scolded her husband.

Homer sulked.

...

Lisa wanders about town but is greeted by signs advertising the consumption of meat.

One said don't eat pork. With a lady doctor.

Lisa smiled.

However it was one of those changing billboards. It flickered and the second image said "Eat deer." The doctor was eating a deer.

Lisa seethed.

There was also a place advertising beef flavoured chicken.

Oscar winced. "Why would you need that?! Chicken has it's own nice flavour..."

Lisa frowned at him.

"A nice flavour for a meat eater. I'm aware you're vegetarian..." said Oscar.

Eventually at the Kwik-e mart she gives in and eats a hotdog. "There! Are you happy world?!" She yells.

"Oh, I see your enjoying my tofu dogs, Lisa. That'll be 50 cents please!" Apu explained.

"Tofu?!" Lisa asked.

"Yes, of course I haven't labled them as such so the customers never know! Hehehehe!" Apu replied.

"Don't you sell anything with meat in it?" Lisa asked.

"Certainly not! I'm vegetarian! To be fair Hinduism isn't strictly vegetarianism, mostly we can't eat cows because they're sacred, but we often choose to be vegetarian." Apu explained.

"Wow! I didn't know that!" Lisa gasped.

"Let me show you something." Apu opens the door to the non alcoholic beer freezer, however it's a false freezer and instead is a secret staircase that goes up.

"Cool! But what if a customer asks for a non alcoholic beer?" Lisa asked. Now that's just silly!

They go up the secret staircase.

...

They arrive in a rooftop garden.

"Ooooo!" Lisa ooos and aaaaahs at the beautiful garden.

"This is where I meditate away from everyone when the day gets tough." Apu explained.

Suddenly Paul McCartney appears.

"Hello, Lisa." said Paul.

"Paul McCartney! Where's Linda?" Lisa asked.

"Why right here." Linda McCartney followed him from out of the ferns.

"I'm just glad Heather's not here throwing glasses of water at people..." Oscar whispered. Lisa gave him a 'not now!' look.

"You see, Paul and Linda are vegetarian too!" Apu explained.

"Yes, we feel strongly about animal rights. Did you know if you play one of my songs backwards it has a hidden recipe for a good lentil soup?" Paul explained.

"When will people learn that they can live just on fruits and vegetables and just milk and eggs." Lisa sighed.

"Eggs? Milk?!" Apu gasped.

"You don't eat those?" Lisa asked.

"No! Nothing from animal." Apu replied.

"Then you must think I'm a monster!" Lisa gasped.

"Lisa. Part of wanting people to accept you for being vegetarian is accepting people for not being vegetarian." Apu explained.

"Like my dad and Bart. Ooooh, but I ruined their barbecue and we had such an argument..." Lisa replied.

"I'm sure they'll come round." said Paul.

"Now who wants to listen to my tribute to the Beatles?" Apu starts singing badly while playing a sitar. Lisa cringes and walks away.

...

Lisa leaves the Kwik-e mart and bumps into Marge.

"There you are! Don't worry sweetie, I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at your father. You have a big apology waiting for you when we get home." Marge explained as they walked home.

"That's alright, I met Paul and Linda McCartney and they taught me to accept people for still eating meat as I want to be accepted for my vegetarianism. I am kinda sorry I ruined the barbecue..." Lisa replied. They hugged.

"That's ok dear..."

...

However at breakfast Homer was refusing to speak to Lisa.

Marge sighed.

"Marge... since I'm not talking to Lisa can you tell her to pass me the syrup..." said Homer clearly causing a frosty atmosphere.

"Lisa pass your dad the syrup..." Marge sighed.

"Bart, tell dad I'll only pass him the syrup if he's not using it on any meat products..." Lisa said annoyed at Homer.

"Are you dipping your sausages in that syrup Homeboy?" Bart asked Homer.

"Marge tell Bart I'm just having a glass of syrup like I do every morning..." said Homer.

"Homer tell him yourself!" said Marge.

"Bart tell your mother suggestion noted." said Homer.

"Homer I heard that! And secondly you're not not talking to me..." said Marge.

"Lisa tell your mother to get off of my back!" said Homer.

"Dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to..." said Bart.

"That's it! Go to your room!" Homer yelled.

"Why don't you just eat him!" Lisa yelled.

"I'll eat him! Yuuuuuummm!" said Oscar wearing a napkin around his neck and holding a knife and fork.

"I don't need serving suggestions from you little miss barbecue ruiner!" Homer yelled.

"Grrrrrrrr! I can't stay in this house with this prehistoric carnivore!" Lisa yelled storming off from breakfast.

"Homer!" Marge scolded him.

"Oscar stop pouring salt on me! You're not eating me!" Bart yelled.

...

Marge asked Homer to see things from Lisa's point of view.

"I'd be a vegetarian if bacon grew on trees." said Homer.

"And I'd be rich if money grew on trees..." said Oscar.

"Shut up!" Homer snapped.

"No you!" Oscar yelled. "Lisa's right you've been a jerk all week over her vegetarianism!"

"Oz you eat meat." said Bart.

"I've had to stop ordering giant cartoon Flintstones Bronto ribs in the Stone Age because of Dino, my pet baby Chomby. It upsets him seeing me eat dinosaur meat..." said Oscar.

Dino frowned as if to say: "Well how about you stop eating meat altogether..."

Bart found Lisa sat outside the pharmacy.

"You're right Lisa, eating meat is baaaaaaaaad!" He said mocking her by making sheep noises.

"Oh shut up..." Lisa went off somewhere to get away from him.

Bart laughed. "Baaaaaad..."

Lisa looked at a photo from her family's day out to Mother Goose's fairy tale farm and petting zoo.

She sighed remembering the cute sheep.

There was a sheep.

"Aaaaaaaawwwwww!" The Simpsons cooed.

It trotted away and there was a cuter one.

"Awwwwwwwwwww!"

That trotted away and there was a tiny pink lamb.

"D'aaaaaaawwwwwwww!"

The second sheep stood in the way wanting attention.

"Out of the way loser!" Homer rudely shoved it out of the way.

"D'aaaaaawwwwww!" They cooed at the pink lamb.

Afterwards.

"Shame Oscar missed out on that cute lamb!" said Lisa. "I wonder where he ran off to?"

Bart face palmed. "Oh no..."

Lisa looked.

Oscar was playing with some baby chicks.

(Chicks cheeping)

"Haaaaaaawwwwwww! Chicky chickies!" Oscar squealed from his Aspergers and obsessions with cute animals.

...

Lisa and Homer were exchanging cold harsh looks with each other.

Homer sulked and shot Lisa filthy looks.

"Homer this is childish! Stop this at once!" Marge nagged.

"Oh I'm being childish Marge?! Really?" Homer said sarcastically.

"Yes you are. Lisa's acting more mature than you!" said Oscar annoyed.

Oscar found one of his friends who was vegetarian to support Lisa.

"This is Grogre the Orge. He's a vegetarian ogre." said Oscar.

"I see..." said Lisa as Grogre was eating a carrot.

"And Oz keeps cracking jokes about me eating snozzcumbers..." Grogre sighed.

"Count Duckula is vegetarian." said Ace.

Oscar laughed hysterically. "Hehehehe... Count Duckula..."

Lisa sighed.

Elsewhere Bart has his few moments of tormenting Lisa. He went out dressed as Bartman to solve crimes.

"See you later Geekinator." said Bart teasing Lisa one last time.

Lisa seethed annoyed at his childish taunts.

"I better keep an eye on him. As his sidekick the stinky but reliable diaper boy..." said Oscar stripping down to just his diaper and wearing a security blanket as a cape and an eye mask.

Lisa winced.

On the streets of Springfield that evening.

"Houseboy. Some one has broken into the pet store! I'll look for clues!" said Bartman.

"Look Bartman! Footprints!" Milhouse found some footprints.

"Ha! I know exactly who's behind this!" said Oscar having already determined the culprit.

"You better not say squirrels with lasers again!" said Bartman sharply.

Oscar sighed annoyed.

Plot 4

Homer was still annoyed over Lisa ruining his meat eater barbecue because he loved eating meat so much he was too ignorant and stubborn to see from Lisa's point of view.

Hugo was clonking his fish heads bucket.

"Stop it freak!" said Homer snarling.

"Watch it old man!" Oscar snapped. "What is your problem with Hugo?!"

"I don't like him, he shouldn't be here…" Homer said sulking.

Oscar seethed.

He went out to the yard. In the yard or as we call it in Blighty, the back garden, He winced because Tigger from Winnie the Pooh was holding a pouncing Olympics event. A sports event involving pouncing one one's friends.

"Yoohoohoo! You're just in time Ozzy buddy for pouncing Olympics! You're number three." Tigger chuckled.

"Okay how does this work?" Oscar asked.

"Just park yourself next to Calvin." said Tigger. Oscar noticed Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes was standing next to Winnie.

Oscar stood on the other side of Calvin. "What's going on?"

"Beats me... It seams our bestest pals all like to pounce on us." Calvin sighed.

"On your marks... Not yet Teddy... Um... pounce!"

Almost right at the same time, Tigger pounced on Winnie, roughly shoving the fat yellow bear to the ground in a playful manner and sitting on him. Followed by Hobbes the tiger tackling Calvin, a small blond haired boy. Finally Oscar barely noticed Calvin getting tackled when he too was pounced upon by Teddy, his living teddy bear creature screaming "Banzai!"

"Ugh!" Oscar grunted as Teddy tackled him.

"Oh looks like I win again!" said Tigger.

"Oscar don't lay down on the lawn..." Marge sighed. Come on, we're all going on a family outing." said Marge.

Oscar shrugged and grabbed Teddy and went inside.

Wherever they were going it involved recycling this gag from when they arrived at Mother Goose's Fairytale Village in the first act. Only because a friend helped make it funny.

"Where are we going again?" Grampa asked.

"Old Mother Goose's Fairytale village." said Marge.

"It's a theme park for babies..." Bart sighed.

"Goo!" Oscar babbled having turned himself into a baby.

Bart winced exasperated.

"Now Bart I'm sure it's fun for everyone from eight to goodness knows how old..." said Marge.

"I'm eighty three woman!" said Abe annoyed.

"I thought you was a million years old!" Bart replied.

"I wish i was." Said Abe/Grampa.

Oscar fished a golden genie's lamp out from his sweater and pointed to it eagerly and nodded as if asking someone something.

Homer shook his head softly with negative but gentle response of nope!

...

At the petting zoo and farm.

"Why are we here again? The last time we came to this lame oh joint Dad's car nearly got taken for a joy ride..." Bart sighed.

"We're here because you're sister saw something that put her off eating meat. I want you boys to understand why so you'll stop picking on her!" Marge nagged.

"It was that cute little lamb." said Lisa.

"Okay fine..." I'll stop mocking Lisa for wanting to only eat rabbit food..." Bart sighed.

"Homer?" Marge asked as he had gone off somewhere.

"Lisa..." He decides to shout into a pram with a baby in it. "LISAAAAAAA!"

"Dad I'm right here..." Lisa sighed.

"Oh yeah." said Homer.

"Dad you're supposed to be apologising for being more concerned about your stupid blood thirsty barbecue than my feelings about animal cruelty and turning vegetarian..." Lisa frowned.