Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming Sideshow Bob orders the town to shutdown television completely or he will detonate a nuclear warhead!
PlotBart and Lisa are watching the Krusty the Clown show where he is once again humiliating Sideshow Mel.
Krusty is thanking the kids for donations of canned beans and other groceries.
"Thanks for all the cans of beans and over groceries you donated kids." said Krusty. Everyone thinks this was for a good cause like giving the food to the poor. But...
"For our slipperiest, slimiest fun slide!" said Krusty. There was an obstacle course with a giant Krusty head with stuff oozing out of his nose. Eeeew!
"Mudboy's fun slide is better." said Mudboy from Jumanji mentioning the slippery tunnels that lead to his fun place with the rubbery ground.
"Ssshhhh!" Bart hushed him.
"Our contestants, represented by Mel, will slide out of the nose into a pool of refried beans along a path slicked with oil and stumble along a slice covered in eggy bearnaise sauce. How can we afford it? It's rancid! And then into a kiddie pool of pickled onions and vinegar while they blindly hunt to collect as many hotdogs as possible!" said Krusty.
Mel falls out of the giant Krusty's nose into the refried beans.
"Sideshow Mel's a Booger!" said Oscar.
Bart laughed hysterically. "A booger! Good one Oz!"
"Quiet you two! I want to see what happens..." said Homer.
"My eyes! It burns!" said Sideshow Mel.
"(Laughter) Just think that's Sideshow Mel swimming in our pickled onions and vinegar we donated!" Bart laughed.
"We could have used those onions..." Marge frowned.
"I don't know about this Sideshow Mel... What happened to Sideshow Bob?" Homer asked.
"Weren't you paying attention? He framed Krusty for armed robbery. He tried to kill Aunt Selma... He rigged an election!" Lisa explained.
"And he tried to kill me!" said Bart. We see flashbacks of previous Sideshow Bob episodes.
"I'll always remember him for the laughs..." said Homer.
"I wonder what he's up to now..." said Lisa.
...
Meanwhile inmates at Springfield Penitentiary are also watching the Krusty the Clown show. Their loud laughter disturbs Sideshow Bob from his work making a miniature Westminster Abbey in a bottle.
The Sideshow Bob theme plays.
"Ah Westminster Abbey. Edward the confessor himself could not have done better." said Sideshow Bob.
That's just asking for a surreal cutaway...
We cut to the eleventh century AD in England. Edward the confessor is in the royal court among his subjects.
"People! I have yet another confession! William the conqueror I'm afraid you can't be my heir because I already made Harold my heir!" said Edward the Confessor.
William the conqueror was furious and stormed off.
"Wow that guys so mad he could put that Harold's eye out!" said a person in the royal court.
"Yes that's one way of remembering that historical event Author..." said Sideshow Bob working.
"And now to set the clocks to Greenwich mean time." saud Bob.
However Sideshow Bob is disturbed from his peaceful activity by some inmates in nearby cells watching TV loudly and laughing at the Krusty the clown show.
Apparently this lead to his Westminster Abbey in a bottle getting broken.
"My dear Abbey!" Bob cried.
"You called?" Abigail Van Buren Aka Dear Abby suddenly appeared.
"Narrator are you high or goofed out on something?!" Bob sighed.
Krusty was singing "this is the way we mop the floor! Mop the floor! Mop the floor! This is the way we mop the floor!" Presumably while tormenting Sideshow Mel again.
Bob rants about what they're watching on TV only for one of the inmates to remind him he used to be on the show.
"Oh, must you bray night and day at that infernal television?" Bob ranted.
"Oh, look who's talking." said Ice Pick.
"Yeah, Bob. You used to be on this show." said Johnny the human scumbag.
"Don't remind me! My foolish capering destroyed more young minds than syphilis and pinball combined." Eeeeew! "Oh, how I loathe that box... that omnidirectional sludge pump droning and burping-"
Sideshow Bob then continues his tirade against TV until Rupert Murdock as a guest inmate tells him off.
"Now that's enough! I own 80% of everything that's on television!" Rupert Murdoch yelled.
...
Things get worse for Bob as he can't find his lip balm until another prisoner gives it back, implying he has used it.
"Where's my lip balm?" Bob asked.
"I used it Bob. Here you go." said a prisoner.
"I don't want it..." Bob shivered in disgust.
Then all the prisoners are sent to bed early, Sideshow Bob points out the warden gets to stay up an hour later.
"Now, Bob, I've spoke with the warden and that's just not true..." A guard explained to him that night.
An air festival is on and everyone in town goes. However, prisoners from Springfield Penitentiary are brought along to do clean up duty.
"I suppose you don't like tabloid newspapers either!" Rupert Murdoch yelled.
"Break it up! Get back to work!" said Wiggum.
Bob sighed as he tidied up garbage.
"Ugh used condoms..."
"Oh, I renew my objection to this pointless endeavor. Informally now and by affidavit later, time permitting." Bob ranted.
"Shut your word-hole! We gotta get this place clean for the air show." said a warden.
"Air show? Buzz-cut Alabamians spewing colored smoke from their whizz jets... to the strains of "Rock You Like a Hurricane"? What kind of country-fried rube is still impressed by that?" Bob ranted.
Mmmmmmmm! Country fried...
"Oh come on narrator..." Bob groaned at me going Mmmmmmmm.
Oscar appeared with a pop.
"Oh it's you. The urchin who sullied my undergarments by mixing them with my vibrant clothes causing the colours to run..." Bob sighed.
"Yeah well since that time I recall amusingly that Fat Tony's voice actor challenged Frasier to a fight." said Oscar chuckling.
Sideshow Bob seethed and murmured annoyed.
...
The Simpsons read about the air show in a newspaper in the kitchen.
"Yeeeeeahhhh!"
"Awesome!" They cheer.
"I wanna see the first female bomber pilot who fought in the gulf war!" said Lisa. "She blew up seventy mosques! And her name was Lisa too!" Mmmmm! Controversy...
"Mwuhahahaha!" Oscar laughed evilly.
"Lisa!" Bart yelled angry. "That's really offensive and you're encouraging Oscar's far right tendencies again!"
"Coooool! Amen Sister! Die, evil terrorists! Die!" Oscar pretended he was piloting a fighter jet.
Bart glared at Lisa.
"I'm sorry!" Lisa replied agitated. "Well what do you want to do Bart?"
"I want to watch birds get sucked into the fighter jet engines and get shredded! Especially endangered ones!" said Bart laughing evilly.
"Bart!" Lisa yelled. "How is that better than what I said?!"
"Because I am talking about birds dying, not people..." said Bart.
"People that deserve to die!" Oscar ranted.
"Oh cram it, Hitler..." Bart groaned.
"Not a chance, traitor!" Oscar retorted.
"Kids don't argue..." said Marge.
At the Air show.
Milhouse is riding in a fighter jet while making gun noises. "Take that, mom! Take that, Dad! Make me see a psychiatrist will ya?! Take that Doctor Goodhead!" Milhouse activated the ejector seat and went flying! Wheeeeeee!
"Now sonny, you leave Dr Goodhead out of this!" said James Bond pronouncing his S's as Sh sounds. He had Dr Goodhead in his arms romantically.
Also the psychiatrist is called Dr Sally Wexler but I wanted to mention Dr Goodhead. Hehehehe! Goodhead...
"Milhouse is gonna sleep tonight." said Kirk. Ie being full of beans in the day and using up that energy.
...
At the Simpsons.
The air show is on November 25th. About Thanksgiving.
Marge is making cookie earplugs. Yes cookie earplugs...
Bart's sword scar from Moms I'd like to forget burnt.
"Ow!" said Bart.
"What is it Bart?" said Lisa.
"It's my scar! It hurts whenever I'm thinking about Sideshow Bob." said Bart. That's Harry Potter you fool!
"Well try not to think about him. He's locked up in jail where he can't get you." said Lisa.
"Thanks for the pep talk Geekatron..." said Bart mocking her.
Lisa ignored his stupidity.
That night Bob was sleeping in his Cell bed. Which is a bunk bed.
Johnny the Human Scumbag is sleeping in the top bunk. He has a TV on and is watching it.
Bob groans.
He recognises a woman talking on the TV programme as Vanessa Redgrave.
"I know that voice. TV's bottomless chum bucket has claimed Vanessa Redgrave!" Bob gasped.
Sheldon J Plankton has claimed Vanessa Redgrave?! Nooooooo!
"Now really Narrator... that reference is so low brow..." Sideshow Bob groaned.
Hehehehe... spongebob.
"Now I'm gonna haul ass to Lollapalooza. Yee-haw.!" said Vanessa Redgrave in a cowboy accent. That line is hilarious! Lollapalooza...
"Goodnight sweet Nessa..." Bob sighed crying himself to sleep.
Elsewhere in a certain chocolate factory.
"Oompa Loompa doobity doo! Teeee veeee is bad for yooooouuu!" said the Oompa Loompas.
"Now cut that out!" said Rupert Murdoch annoyed.
...
The Simpsons go to the air show.
Bob and the other criminals are cleaning up.
Bob is standing around plotting.
"Hey! You're not here to just stand around staring off into space! Look busy!" Wiggum scolded him.
"I am busy!" Bob replied.
Wiggum left him to plot his revenge which this time involves shutting down television.
Then he stepped on a rake. Thwack!
Bob groans annoyed.
The Simpsons and other citizens of Springfield are gathered at the air show and are taking photos of the planes etc.
Oscar was annoying Comic Book Guy by asking stupid questions like what if a spider was bitten by a radioactive human? Or can Superman out run the Flash?
"Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three "Highlander" movies." said Comic Book Guy.
"Hey! Those movies are cool! They have Mr Krabs in them!" said Oscar.
"Oscar stop pestering that man." Marge chided him.
Mr Burns and Smithers were there too.
"I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there's too many fat children" said Mr Burns. Um rude!
Üter the German kid frowned at him.
And Cletus was hazing one of the pilots/air fighters.
Way to guard the parking lot, Top gun!"
"I have the need! The need for speed!" said Tom Cruise. "Praise Xenu!"
Bart frowned the the fourth wall.
"Oh yeah I forgot your voice actress is a Scientologist too..." said Oscar.
Bart seethed.
Plot 2The Simpsons and others are being shown around by a tour guide.
"At this point in time, I would like to direct your attention... to the particular air vehicle next to which I am currently standing. The Harrier jet is one of our more dollar-intensive, ordnance-delivery vectors." said the tour guide who probably is also a pilot in the airforce.
"Five tires? Am I seeing things?" said Homer.
"Uh, and although it looks complicated... it's so well-designed, even a child could fly it." said the pilot.
"Can I fly it?" Bart asked.
"No you cannot." said the pilot.
"He wants to fly the plane..." Oscar growled as his eyes glow red.
"Okay! Okay! You can fly he plane!" The pilot relented.
"Nooooo!" Marge and Homer yell.
"Oz stop helping my brother get his own way..." Lisa whined.
Elsewhere Bob stepped on another rake. Thwack!
Bob groaned annoyed.
Then he stepped on another. Thwack! Because it was revealed there were several rakes lying around.
"I know, I left them near Bob to torment him..." said Oscar to the fourth wall.
"Oz hurry up. Don't dawdle!" Lisa called to him as the group was moving on.
"Free Duff?! Viva life! Oh sweet nectar!" Homer cried tears of joy that there was free beer.
"Homer! You're not here to get drunk and make a fool of yourself..." Marge nagged.
Oscar took Hugo with them. "Daddy I want that." Hugo pointed to a huge missile on display pointing to the heavens.
"You can't have that..." Homer sighed.
Hugo pouted.
"Oz why did you bring him..." Homer sighed.
"He needs fresh air and sunlight..." said Oscar.
...
Sideshow escapes and over hears the colonel in charge of the festival talking to a private.
"Sir you're needed at the podium." said a lower ranked member of the Air Force.
"I will tear you apart like a box of Kleenex at a snot party!" shouted the colonel.
"Eeeeeew!" Sideshow Bob groaned.
Oscar snorted as he blew his nose into a Kleenex Marge held up to his nose. She then wiped his nose.
Some cops were wandering where two prisoners had got to.
"Uh chief we're missing two inmates! Where is Sideshow Bob and uh... that guy who eats people and takes their faces?" Lou asked Wiggum.
"Here chief!" said a cannibal who likes to eat people and take their faces. He was eating someone's arm he had ripped off of them.
"Ah there you are Face taking Fred." said Chief Wiggum. "But where's Sideshow Bob?"
"Um chief he ran away..." said a cop.
Wiggum face palmed exasperated.
"But that means Sideshow Bob has gone AWOL. I'll just say I had him beaten to death..."
"Um face taking cannibal dude..." Bart narrated scared.
"Coooool!" Oscar thinks cannibalism is cool.
Back at the colonel he found someone had sprayed El Barto on a wall. Who d'ya think?!
"What in the World According to Garp?" He yelled.
"Garp! Garp!" said Technical Sergeant Garp, a handicapped man who can only say Garp.
"Hohoho! The World According to Garp. How about the World According to Carp?" said Robin Williams.
Bart winced.
"Oh! Mom! You've returned! Uh Mr Burns is still after you..." said Homer.
"Homer I'm only here for the The World According to Garp joke The narrator is making." said Mona.
"Yeah... He's been at the sugar again..." Bart sighed as Oscar was in one of his moods.
"Clever girl..." said Robert Muldoon in a dress. There was a velociraptor staring at him and sniffing him.
"According to Wikipedia, you're a transgendered Man to Woman called Roberta. Unfortunately you don't call any Velociraptors "Clever Girl..." said Oscar.
...
We cut back to the Simpsons.
"I've made earplugs out of cookies this year!" said Marge.
"Mom, that idea is ridiculous! Why would anyone want to eat something that's been in their ears..." said Bart.
Oscar was picking and eating his earwax.
"Eeeeeew! Oz..." Bart groaned.
"Or put cookie in their ears..." Lisa sighed.
"You shouldn't put cookies in your ears, dear." said Mona.
"Mom I love you very much but Mr Burns has put a bounty on your head! I really think you should stay in hiding until this all blows over!" said Homer.
Oscar sighed and sent her back to wherever she was hiding with her hippy friends etc. He simply snapped his fingers and she vanished off somewhere.
The Simpsons then stopped off at their car as it was a day long thing so they needed bathroom and meal breaks.
Oscar unpacked from his magic suitcase a pack of diapers so amarge could change his diaper.
After this rather embarrassing task happens off screen, he used the pack luggage spell with his wand to pack the suit case.
Then he casted a spell that made the suitcase grow lots of tiny legs like the luggage from Terry Pratchett novels. It ran about on its many small feet.
Oscar laughed.
Elsewhere while plotting to get rid of television. Bob was deciding the old supervillain trick, threaten to detonate a nuke. Well during a break of plotting he was reading a book bout Irish poems.
"Ah James Joyce, your book of poems is the only thing in this hell-hole that isn't desecrated by swear words and drawn on penises." said Bob.
Oscar teleported to where he was and spray painted a crude scribble of a huge penis on the wall in purple spray paint.
"Now really!" Bob ranted.
Oscar chuckled.
...
Sideshow Bob uses a never before seen skill of mimicking people to trick the colonel into his own toilet to learn how to speak like him.
"What in the World According to Garp? Those are my dress towels! Who's in my private washroom?" The Colonel goes to his personal commode.
"Hohoho! Commode!" Robin Williams appeared in order to make a joke.
"Will you just shut up!" Colonel Hap Hapablap yelled.
"McGuckett, let me in." the door is locked.
"Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin! I won't let you in!" said Oscar giggling.
"I'm doing this...!" Bob scolded him.
"Ahem! The door already is closed." Bob spoke in young private's voice.
"What? This is Colonel Leslie "Hap" Hapablap. If you don't open that door, I'll tear you up like a Kleenex at a snot party!" The colonel yelled.
"Eeeeeeew!" Sideshow Bob groaned.
"You're gonna not like me at all then. I love gross out humour especially snot..." Oscar smirked.
"You say you're in the military?" Bob spoke as the recruit, McNugget or something.
"Sweet Enola Gay, son! I'm gonna come in there and corpse you up! Corpse you up and mail you to mama!" The Colonel broke in.
There was no one there.
"Well that was weird. I better get back to the show." said the colonel. "I got you babies all worked up over nothing." He kissed his fists.
Bob was hiding in the bin and laughing maniacally.
Oscar dropped a dirty diaper in the bin Bob was in.
"Eeeeeeugh! Now really! Maris be damned!" He cursed, mentioning Niels's ex wife.
Oscar laughed.
Elsewhere, Bart got to fly the harrier.
He made cartoonish plane noises and raspberry sounds while flying the fighter plane.
His family on the ground sighed as him getting his own way bothers them somehow...
...
Then he mimics the colonel to get into the warehouse.
"Boy let me in. I demand to see McNugget!" Bob yelled.
"Mmmmmmm! McNuggets..." said Oscar drooling.
"But sir you gave me strict instructions-" said a private in the hangar.
"By Enola Gay! Let me in private or I'll tear you up like a Kleenex at (Bob is disgusted) snot party..."
The private lets him in.
The colonel resumes control of the show from one of his lieutenants.
"Look Maggie! You're on TV!" Homer is watching the Tyrannovision. Maggie is focused on by the cameras.
However the Tyrannovision screen cuts out. When the signal comes back Sideshow Bob is on, having hijacked the signal.
The sideshow Bob theme plays.
"Good afternoon Springfield..." said Sideshow Bob.
"Aaaaaaaagh! Sideshow Bob!" Bart and Lisa scream.
"What is he doing on Tyranno-vision?" Oscar asked.
Sideshow Bob announces his latest evil plan. To shut down television completely as it has made everyone loud, obnoxious and stupid. If the networks won't accept his demands, he will detonate a nuclear bomb, killing millions.
"Cancel TV? No way! I can't live without Count Duckula!" Ace whined.
Bart laughed at him.
"My demands are quite simple. I have here a nuclear bomb. Shut off television completely or I will detonate it. Killing millions... you have twenty four hours to comply... Goodbye." As Bob spoke his voice got squeakier and squeakier.
Oscar snickered at Bob's squeaky voice.
"What are you laughing at?" Bob demanded.
"Your voice! Hehehe! It's silly!" Oscar laughed.
"You now have twelve hours." said Bob.
"Thanks a lot Oz..." said Homer.
...
Everyone screams and evacuates the Airfield.
However Lisa and Bart get separated and locked in. Lisa was going after Bart because he ran off.
"Cooool! I wanna stick around for the fighting!" Bart runs off.
"Bart, no!" Lisa ran back to get him. "Wait, where's Oscar?"
"I am everywhere the story is happening." said Oscar.
"Oh." said Lisa.
They were shut in.
"My babies!" Marge cried. The soldiers would not let her in.
"Has anyone seen my dad...?" Homer groaned.
Quimby had a few words.
"Our city will not negotiate with terrorists."
"Is there a city nearby that will?" Homer whines.
"No need, sir. We'll find that head case faster than Garfield finds lasagna." said the colonel.
Oscar laughed hysterically. "Garfield..."
Soldiers look for Bob. They find Grandpa Abe in a toilet cubicle.
"This elevator only goes to the basement..." said Abe. "And someone made an awful mess down there..."
The soldiers left him.
Another group of soldiers looked in a hangar, and evil green alien was in there!
"Look out! He has a probe!" said a soldier.
The alien had a lightsaber probe.
On route to find Bart. Lisa also finds him.
"Grampa? You're in here?" Lisa asked.
"Lisa! I'm trying to go to toilet here! Shut the door!" Grampa yells. She quickly shuts it.
"Eeeew!" Lisa groaned.
Plot 3Lisa and Grampa soon find Bart in the colonel's office wearing his hat and making plane noises while playing with a model plane.
"Bart! We've got to get out of here! Sideshow Bob is going to set off a bomb!"
"Lis, even if we do get out of here. If Sideshow Bob doesn't get his way, or even if he does. The entire town will be caught in the blast. We're screwed either way." Bart retorts.
"Of course! Then we have to stop him!" Lisa gasps. "I know where he is!"
"Where?" Bart asked.
"What gas makes your voice squeaky?" Lisa asked. Bart shrugged. "Helium! He's in a blimp!" Bart and Grampa follow her to the warehouse.
"Oh! My joints!" Grampa groans in pain as he hobbled after them.
"I want to be a pilots." said Bart.
"You can't be a pilot..." said Lisa.
You can't tell Bart what he can or can't be! If Bart wanna be a pilot, Bart gonna be one! Dummy!" Bart talked like Red Foxx.
Lisa sighed.
"Bring back Bad Hair Day!" said Oscar as they followed Lisa to the hangar.
"Oz, everyday for you is Bad Hair Day..." said Bart.
"Shut up!" Oscar snapped.
"Guys stop goofing off... Sideshow Bob is trying to kill us all to cancel television.
"Doesn't he realise there's so much great stuff on TV..." Bart sighed.
"Oz I know we're facing certain doom but you're stepping on my heels!" said Lisa.
"Okay, I'll walk in front and you step on my heels then!" Oscar replied.
"Come on, we're almost at the hangar. We've got to stop that freak with the bad hair cut!" said Bart.
"Enough about people's hair dos!" Oscar snapped.
"I could go for some chicken McNuggets right now..." said Grampa.
"I could go for a whole human leg right now..." said the cannibal criminal from earlier.
Bart, Lisa and Oscar had terrified looks as he was running with them to the hanger.
...
Meanwhile Quimby and the representatives of Television, including Tom Baker! agree to surrender to Sideshow Bob's demands and shut down television forever.
"Bring in the esteemed representatives of TVs!" said Mayor Quimby.
Krusty and other stars and Tom Baker arrive.
"Oooooh Playdude!" Krusty found some nudie magazines and read them...
Oscar chuckled taking a playboy and ogling at the pull out and whistling.
Marge frowned.
"Coooooool! Doctor Who!" Oscar cooed.
"Would anyone like a jelly baby?" Tom Baker offered Jelly babies.
Oscar chuckled and helped himself to jelly babies.
Quimby sighed.
Urkel was there too...
"Well, look at his poor, pathetic face. He's so sad he could depress Richard Simmons." said Oscar.
Unfortunately Richard Simmons was there too. And this time the real him and not a robot.
"Oh god! Please don't make me exercise! My thighs are still chafing!" Oscar cried.
"Come on! Come on girls! Let's do some star jumps!" Richard Simmons was exercising.
Oscar screamed.
"Richard sit down..." Quimby sighed. Richard Simmons sat down.
"Ahem. Now I've been told umpteen times, mostly by my pal Bart Simpson that I talk complete gibberish." said Oscar. "Well maybe I am fluent in gibberish, particularly the Billy Madison dialect." He chuckled. "But I still talk more sense than Dennis Miller!"
"Everyone talks more sense than Dennis Miller! Even when they're heavily drunk they're still more coherent than him!" said Quimby.
Dennis Miller frowned.
They debate what to do and everyone except Krusty agreed to surrender to Bob's demands.
Krusty groaned. Spoilers he mucks up the compromise by recording from a shed...
...
Bart, Lisa and Grampa find the warehouse, but can't get in.
"There's a call box! We need clearance!" Lisa yells.
"Stand aside! This is a job for Sgt Abe Simpson!" Grampa calls into the call box. The soldier manning it answers.
"Who's this?" The soldier asks.
"This is Sgt Abraham Simpson! Reporting for duty! Open up at once!"
"Yes sir!" The warehouse opens.
"Coooool!" Bart cooes as they run in. They get into the blimp and find Sideshow Bob ranting still and complaining about the helium.
"Yes! Finally! Victory is mine! Blast this stupid helium!" Sideshow Bob in a squeaky voice.
"Sideshow Bob!" Bart and Lisa yell.
"Simpsons!" Sideshow Bob yells back.
"Now you listen here, you crazy haired youth! Dagnabbit! Why do I sound like Donald Duck?!" Abe scolded Sideshow Bob but the helium raised the pitch of his voice.
"You're too late! I have already won! Television will no longer rot the minds of you halfwitted Americans!" Sideshow Bob gloats. However someone else hacks the TV signal.
"Hey hey! It's the Krusty the Clown show! From inside this shed! And I'm the only TV show left kids!" Krusty announces while laughing his trademark laugh. "Now I couldn't bring Itchy and Scratchy so here's my new show! Stingy and battery!" Krusty had a car battery and a scorpion. "They zap! They sting! They zap, they zap they sting..." he sings the Itchy and Scratchy show theme song.
"No! You heinous harlequin! Now everyone must die because of you!" Sideshow Bob prepares to detonate his bomb.
"Noooooooo!" Bart and Lisa scream.
"Too late! See you Hell, Bart Simpson!" Sideshow Bob detonates the bomb. There is a freeze frame of everything everyone is currently doing throughout Springfield. Such as Ralph playing with a butterfly, Todd praying etc. However the bomb just fizzles out. "What?! No!"
"Bart! Look at the bomb!" Lisa yelled. It read. "Use by 1965"
"Looks like your bomb expired, Bob!" Bart grinned.
"Why did I go for the most authentic?!" Sideshow Bob yelled.
...
Bart laughed at him.
"You just had to go for that retro 50s charm..." said Bob to himself lamenting.
"Coooool! My voice is squeaky!" said Oscar. "Ahem! Cape Town ladies sing this song! Doo dah! Doo dah! Cape Town races five miles long! Doo doo doo..." He sings in his high pitched helium voice because it's funny.
Lisa sighed.
"Well, we best be going, Bob, otherwise we'll suffocate in here!" Bart goes to leave.
"Not so fast! I'm not finished yet!" Sideshow Bob pulls out a gun and takes Bart hostage.
"No! Stop! Let me go!" Bart yelled.
"Bart!" Lisa yells as Sideshow Bob cuts a hole in the blimp and takes Bart with him to the Wright Brothers' plane. They fly off.
"Come on Grampa!" Lisa yelled. They run after the plane.
"How can they fly in that bunch of matchsticks and popsicle sticks?" Oscar asked.
"(Jabbering) Boy that's the Wright Brothers plane!" said Abe.
"And?" said Oscar.
Outside the airfield.
"Willie, what are you doing here?" Marge asked Groundskeeper Willie.
"Well it's the end of the world ain't it?" said Willie.
"Hmmmmm... I was hoping Bart and Lisa would foil Bob's evil plot once again..." said Marge.
"Hey didn't you die and come back as a spoof of Freddy Krueger?" Homer asked.
"That was a Halloween episode..." said Willie.
Elsewhere Martin was talking about box kites.
"The common box kite was originally used as a means of drying wet string." said Martin.
Nelson punched him in the gut.
"Oof!"
Bob holding Bart hostage cursed himself for picking out an old bomb that had expired.
Also he wanted some decent farmers market marmalade... Hehehehe...
...
Homer smashes down the barrier of the airbase with his car.
"Mom! Dad!" Lisa calls as she runs towards them.
"Lisa!" Marge cries.
"Mom! Dad! Help!" Bart yells as the Wrights Brothers' plane flies over.
"My baby!" Marge gasped.
"Bart! Jump!" Homer yells.
Bart throws his backpack. But it gets run over by a tank. As everyone drives after the wooden plane.
"Now what was the point in that...?" Sideshow Bob signed as he holds Bart tighter to prevent him escaping.
"That freak has Bart!" Homer yelled.
"My baby boy!" Marge sobbed.
"Marge he's ten years old..." Homer sighed. Moms get soppy like that...
That plane is travelling really slowly, we can follow it." said Lisa.
"It may be slow but it won us the civil war!" said Grampa.
"Shut up old man!" Homer yelled.
"Now, now, we've all had quite an adventure today." said Marge.
"As long as everyone is in one piece and you kids have clean underwear on, everything's fine..." said Homer.
"Uh... in the excitement of facing possible annihilation by a atomic bomb I uh... wet my diaper..." said Oscar.
Homer groaned.
"That was a cue for me to joke about having gone commando today..." said Bart still on the wooden plane with Bob.
Ghe Simpsons drove slowly after the Wright Brothers plane.
The military had used fighter jets but they were too fast for the slow plane.
"After we save Bart we should go to a farmers market. And get some fancy marmalade..." said Oscar.
"Uh... no..." said Homer.
...
They then fly over Akali Flats, a desert.
"Akali Flats! I've been here before! My Dad abandoned me here when I was just a baby." said Bart.
In a flashback young Homer abandoned Baby Bart, who was just wearing a blue t shirt and a diaper in the desert. Bart toddled off and Homer got in his pink car and drove off.
Bob didn't care about his life story,
Krusty comes out of his shed.
"Krusty!" Bart cheers.
"Diiiiiieeee, Krusty!" Sideshow Bob tries to fly the plane at him.
Krusty screams and hides in the shed, however the plane is so flimsy it falls apart when it bumps the shed. Bart and Bob fall over amongst the scattered parts of the plane. They are soon surrounded by police cars and tanks.
"Gotcha! You TV-hating mutant!" Chief Wiggum grinned, as he apprehended Bob. He is promptly arrested again.
"Curse you Bart! Curse you Krusty!" Sideshow Bob yells as he's taken away.
"Now what? We have no TV!" Bart explained to Krusty.
"Oh, I can have a quick word with the representatives of television..." Krusty explained.
The Simpsons shrugged and headed home.
Along the way they encountered the obedient cannibal felon who takes people's faces...
"Liver and fava beans... with a nice chianti..." He rasped in a creepy manner.
The Simpsons screamed and fled.
They then encountered Barney.
"Hi Barney!" said Homer.
"Take what you want sexy leprechaun, just don't shoot me with that dart gun...oooohh...!" said Barney extremely drunk that he was seeing things.
Homer grimaced baffled.
"Uh..."
Plot 4Soon TV was back to normal and the news did a special program featuring every TV Star ever celebrating TVs return.
"TV don't ever leave us again!" Homer cried as he and the kids hugged the TV.
"Stop hugging the TV..." Marge sighed.
