At Long Last Peas one day Marge has a breakdown while driving the kids about so Homer takes her to the health spa with Troy McClue introduction videos for new guests and R rated Happy Little Elves! Woohoo! Meanwhile Bart and Lisa have to stay at Aunt Patty and Selma's. Maggie causes utter chaos at the Ayn Rand Nursery when she comes to blows with her arch nemesis Ms Sinclair.
Plot
The chalkboard gag is "I will not spank others." Bart then spanks Oscar's butt. He yelps. Then he spanks Milhouse's butt.
"Ow! Quit it Bart!" Milhouse whines.
"What? It's spanking season..." said Bart.
The couch gag is the Simpsons forming a human pyramid on the couch
The episode starts with Homer chasing Bart angrily aka Wile Coyote chasing Roadrunner.
"Meep Meep!" said Bart running like a cartoon.
"Why you little!" Homer yelled chasing him. Homer was only dressed in a vest and his underwear.
In the silly chase Homer knocked over a lamp and it smashed.
Marge came out from the kitchen to see the smashed lamp. "I am not cleaning that up!" she insisted. "Oh what the heck..." she cleaned it up.
Then she fed Maggie her morning milk but Maggie would not let go of her pacifier.
"Maggie when you're older you can suck your pacifier all you want." Marge sighed. She managed to take Maggie's pacifier from her to feed her. Maggie sucked on her bottle of warm milk while Marge changed her diaper.
Maggie then burped loudly and farted, messing her new clean diaper in the process while being burped.
Marge then made the kid's lunches. "Ham with pimentos for Lisa, light mayo. Extra mustard for Bart, cut diagonally. PBJ with cartoon Otter ham slices for Oscar, no crusts. Fish sandwich for the attic..."
The kids and Homer ran in yelling all at once. Some of the things made out of the babbling were,
"I hate pimentos Mom! And I'm vegetarian now!" from Lisa.
"Mom where's my lucky red baseball cap?" said Bart in the noisy chorus of yelling.
Oscar sang the PB and J Otter Noodle dance song.
"Marge can I have two sandwiches, one with baloney and one with pickles..." said Homer.
Hugo clonked his fish bucket against the kitchen cupboards.
"One at a time! One at a time!" Marge shouted at them.
They paused but started yelling all at once again. Lisa about pimentos, Bart about his hat, Oscar singing the noodle dance song...
"Okay no pimentos Lisa. There, all gone! Sorry I forgot you're vegetarian you'll just have to grin and bare it today sweetie!" Marge pushed out the pimentos from Lisa's ham. "Bart, your lucky red cap is behind the radiator like I told you! Oscar stop singing annoying songs! Homer no you cannot have two sandwiches and we do not have any baloney."
Everyone sighed and took their lunches.
Hugo clonked his fish bucket.
"Hugo no more fish heads until lunch time!" Marge told Hugo off.
"Narrator wait until season eight please!" Homer groaned as he dragged Hugo by his shirt collar upstairs.
...
Later Marge had her hands full, literally. She was carrying Maggie, a shopping bag and a cat carrier with Snowball II inside meowing and clawing to get out.
"Videos to return to the video rental store, groceries, take Snowball II to have her flea dip... Dry cleaning."
The family bothered her again.
"Marge can you take my bowling ball to the repair man, a bottle cap got stuck in the finger holes..." Homer groaned.
"Can't you use the alley balls?" Marge sighed.
"Alley balls?!" Homer whined.
"Fine... put Homer in my bag..." Marge sighed.
"Hehehe! You're named after me!" Homer said to his bowling ball Homer and put it in Marge's bag. She visibly felt the weight as her arm stretched.
"Kids you'll be late for the bus! Hurry up!" said Marge.
"We won't..." said Bart as Otto's bus pulled up. It soon left without the Simpson kids.
Marge grumbled annoyed.
"Oh good we get to stay at home!" Bart smirked.
"No dice." Marge decided she'd drive the kids to school.
She had to drive the kids to school.
"Awwwwww! Snowball II is in her carrying crate! How cute!" Lisa cooed. Snowball II hissed and screeched in her cat carrying crate.
Bart made silly faces at Lisa.
"Mom! Bart's making faces at me!" Lisa whined.
"It's a nervous tick and I'd rather you show some sympathy Lis!" Bart replied. Then he made more silly faces.
"Quit it! Quit it! Quit it! Mooooooom!" Lisa yelled.
Marge stopped the car all of a sudden.
"Get out!" she snarled in a demonic voice with red pupils.
Bart and Lisa frightened obeyed her immediately and got out. Marge drove off.
They hurried into the school with Oscar.
"Do you think Babbleberries are real?" Oscar asked.
"No Oz... Nothing from P, B & J Otter is real..." Bart groaned.
Lisa was baffled.
"My baloney/Bologna has a first name! It' R..." Oscar sang.
"Oz no!" Bart groaned.
...
At school.
Oscar was walking on his hands in a handstand.
Bart winced baffled.
"Oz... can you walk properly..." Ace the vampire kid sighed.
Oscar got out of the handstand and was soon the right way up.
He sighed mournfully as he liked walking about on his hands upside down and doing other odd things.
Bart was talking to Milhouse about his mom being stressy today.
"All I did was make faces at Lisa and she screamed as usual..." said Bart.
"What's she up to now?" Milhouse asked.
"I dunno. Mom stuff. She had a ton of things to do like go shopping and take the cat for a flea bath." said Bart.
"Bart your mom seems stressed." said Bart.
"Yeah so?" Bart asked.
Third grade class.
A student was doing their show and tell.
"And the new Malibu Stacey has clothes that change colour in the water..."
"Oh my god! Who the hell cares?!" said Peter Griffin sent back to pass third grade as somehow he was allowed to pass into adulthood without progressing from third grade.
Ms or Mrs McConnell frowned at him.
Oscar was playing with his plastic dinosaurs.
"Oscar I told you numerous times when you don't pay attention to me!" Mrs McConnell declared. "And put your dinosaurs in the desk now."
"Oh, my bad!" Oscar said in embarrassment as he put his dinosaurs right inside the desk compartment in the old fashioned wooden desk. Where students used to keep their books.
"Thank you," Mrs McConnell nodded glad he complied.
The teacher dismissed the girl doing her show and tell back to her desk and discussed today's lesson plan.
"Class, I'm teaching you about biology, then I'll give you all for exams on Friday." Mrs McConnell explained.
Everyone groaned disappointed. Well except the nerds who like exams and studying for some reason.
"Yes, yes I know... no one actually likes exams... well except Cubert..." said Mrs McConnell. Every school has a Cubert! Or a Eugene...
Everyone including Oscar threw screwed up balls of paper at Cubert, the class nerd.
...
The next day.
Like in Some enchanted evening, Marge was in a better mood that morning and was singing and kissed Maggie as she ate her baby food. Then there was a stampede as Homer and the kids ran down for breakfast.
Bart was wearing a green Ed from Ed, Ed and Eddy jacket he has never worn before and was drinking milk straight out of the carton.
"Bart don't drink straight out of the carton! And where did you get that jacket?" Marge asked.
"Um you bought it for me that one time." said Bart.
"It's from the pilot animation of the Babysitter Bandit episode..." said Oscar.
There was a single donut left in the donut box. Mmmmm! Donuts...
Bart and Lisa started fighting over the donut.
"It's mine!"
"No I saw it first!"
"Mine!"
"No mine!"
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
They ripped the box and the donut went flying. It bounced off Homer's head and landed on his plate.
"Ooooooh! Donut!" He said with joy and ate it.
Bart and Lisa moaned.
Marge asked the kids to take their dietary lunches she made for them trying to learn that Lisa was vegetarian from now on.
"Don't worry Mom! We have lunch money!" Bart and Lisa have money.
Marge sighs as they left.
She wanted a kiss from her hubby. But Homer just drank her morning coffee and left.
Marge sighed.
"He is a pig and sees you as his mother Marge! Leave him!" said Dr Marvin Monroe.
"Didn't you die?" Marge asked.
"No that was just gossip." said Dr Marvin Monroe.
Marge sighed.
"I have laundry to do Dr Monroe."
"And I have to go back into a state of limbo as our creator can't decide if I'm alive or dead." said Dr Marvin Monroe.
Marge sighed baffled.
...
At school.
Oscar with a magic crayon opened an inter dimensional portal to the Jumanji cartoon universe.
"Oh flapjacks! What is that?!" Peter Shepherd yelled pointing at the inter dimensional portal.
"A portal from this world to another." said Oscar.
Peter winced.
Rock gave him a wedgie. "Hey Tinkerbell!" said the bully.
"That is one heck of a monobrow!" said Oscar.
Rock glared at him. He released Peter who ran off.
That evening.
Marge has spent the day on the phone to Dr Marvin Monroe for advice. He suggested she dump Homer and leave him and the kids and go on a wild Thelma and Louise style trip on the run from the law.
Marge sighed at his zany suggestions and imagined telephone monsters with snarling mouths and demonic versions of Homer and the kids with flames for hair saying "One of us! One of us!" repeatedly.
"He is a pig Marge. He sees you as his mother."
The kids pester her feeling hungry.
"Mom, how about making some grub? It's eight o clock..." said Bart holding a plate with his sisters and their friend Oscar not far behind.
Hugo jabbers holding his empty fish heads bucket.
Marge roared like a demon at them.
The kids screamed and ran away.
"Ay chihuahua!" Oscar screamed.
The kids hid, lest Mom turn into some sort of creepy pasta game monster. Ie like those latest trending horror games where a monster his hunting you.
"I.E. Eggs for Bart." said Oscar.
"Oz just because it features my likeness, doesn't mean it's canon..." said Bart.
Oscar then played Depeche Mode's Just Can't get enough.
Marge roared and went creepy pasta horror game monster and chased the kids about the house.
"Marge eat a snickers! You're not you when you're hungry!" Oscar screamed.
Bart winced as they fled Mom.
Homer then came in.
"Honey... I'm home!" said Homer.
Marge as an insectoid monster roared at him.
Plot 2
The next day.
Marge was even more annoyed and had yet another bad day.
Homer broke another lamp while chasing Bart.
"Meep! Meep!" Bart did Roadrunner impressions.
Maggie was reluctant to feed as she just would not let go of her pacifier.
Marge sighed.
Then while making lunches.
"I hate pimentos Mom!"
"Mom where's my Lucky red Hat?"
Oscar sung the noodle dance song from PB and J Otter.
"Marge I split my pants!"
Hugo clonked his fish bucket about for attention.
"Mom I can't eat meat!"
"Mom I have a teat today! Can I stay at home sick?"
"Oh can I have two sandwiches darling?"
More singing from Oscar and Hugo clonking his fish bucket.
"Enough!" Marge screamed.
The family were shocked by her outburst and dared not say a word.
"Lisa no pimento. Bart your cap is where you left it. Behind the toilet. And no you can't stay at home to avoid a test! Homer I'll repair your pants but we have no baloney!" Marge explained. "Oscar no singing that annoying song, Hugo you just had breakfast..."
The Simpsons accepted this and went to school, work etc.
This time the kids got on the bus in time. Homer drove himself to work as usual and Hugo retreated back to the attic.
Marge sighed as she finished her coffee.
At school.
"I think Mom needs a break... she's on the verge of a breakdown..." said Lisa.
"Moms don't need breaks..." said Bart.
Oscar saw something in the trees.
"It's one of Teddy's species. Except this one has stripes on his legs." said Oscar.
The Teddy or a members of his species was dangling from a tree branch with his short pudgy legs wrapped round it and guffawing. He had stripes on his thick legs.
"As long as that fuzz ball doesn't sniff me and keeps to himself I'm fine." said Bart.
...
However the final straw was while Marge took Maggie with her to the shops. Marge was in a traffic jam on Springfield Memorial bridge. Called that in Memory of Homer who in one alternative timeline actually committed suicide in Homer's Odyssey. An alternate Marge was still to this day weeping for her lost Homie.
"Oh Homie!" the alternate Marge cried.
In the main timeline though Marge was in the car when Maggie pulled the lid off of her milk bottle and splashed Milk all over Marge.
"Noooooooo!" Marge screamed and had a nervous break down. She parked her car and held up the traffic.
A tucker got out of his truck to ask her to move.
"Um excuse me ma'am."
Marge roared at him like a lioness.
The trucker frightened ran away.
Very soon Marge was on the news.
"This is Kent Brockman in the sky with Arnie Pye to give you the latest- Arnie what are you doing?! Stay on the controls!" The news chopper lost control and spun about.
"I dropped my bagel Kent!" said Arnie Pye.
The news helicopter crashed in a fireball. Possibly killing the both of them.
Homer was mortified that Marge was so upset. And that the police had to get involved.
He drove himself from Moe's to meet Marge and apologise to her for mistreating her.
"Marge I am so sorry! I promise I and the kids will treat you better. Will you please come out of the car?" asked Homer.
"Yes dear." Marge came out of her car.
Marge accepted his apology and they hugged.
"Okay Marge. You're under arrest." said Wiggum.
"Why?" Homer asked astonished.
"For holding up traffic!" said Wiggum.
"She was stressed!" Homer yelled.
"That's not an excuse." said Wiggum. "Take her away boys."
"Homey I understand what you went through..." said a lady cop to Marge as she put her in the police car.
Elsewhere more women stood up for Marge. They protested to have her freed.
"Maybe the French should have protested that the Beast free Belle..." said Oscar.
Bart winced.
"They didn't even know she had been taken and they didn't believe her father Maurice when he bursted into the taverns crying about it." said Lisa.
...
However Mayor Quimby got into an argument with Wiggum over him arresting Marge.
"Wiggum! I am depending on the female voters this election! Release Marge from custody!" said Quimby.
"No way! I'm not just releasing someone so you can win an election!"
"If I fall, you're breaking my fall!" Quimby argued.
"Quimby, don't write checks your butt can't cash!" said Wiggum.
In a very silly cutaway.
Mayor Quimby controlled by his butt which had its own sentience walked backwards towards a bank cashier.
"Um..." said the cashier looking at Quimby's behind.
"I er wish to cash a check under the name of Mayor Joe Diamond Quimby's butt!" said Quimby.
"I can speak for myself." said his butt voiced by Kevin Michael Richardson.
"I see..." said the Bank cashier.
Back in reality.
"Here me Wiggum! If you bite me, I'll bite you back!" continued the argument.
"You can talk the talk Quimby, but can you walk the walk?" said Wiggum.
"Everyone just shut up already!" yelled Quimby's butt.
"Wiggum! Marge is well beloved by the women of Springfield! Did you forget this?!" Quimby pointed to the statue of Jimmy Carter, who Squeaky Voiced Teen thought was history's greatest monster, had been after Marge's spell in jail for shoplifting had been given a Marge Simpson hairdo in her honour.
"Fine release Marge Simpson." Wiggum sighed.
"And hurry! Before all the women riot!" said Quimby.
Outside the jail women were chanting "Free Marge Simpson! Free Marge Simpson!"
Marge was freed into her waiting husband's arms.
"Oh Marge! I've missed you!" Homer hugged her.
"Homer I've been in custody for only a few hours..." said Marge.
"Marge. I promise that the kids and myself will treat you better!" said Homer.
That night Homer just went to sleep snoring loudly.
Throughout town were weird monuments to Marge from her supporters. The statue of Jimmy Carter was given a Marge Simpson beehive...
Phineas Q Butterfats the ice cream parlour gave its store a Marge-like mascot on the roof of the ice cream parlour.
"How does that sell ice cream..." the manager sighed...
...
Homer was fast asleep snoring.
Marge sighed and watched a commercial for a Spanish themed health spa called Rancho Relaxo. Founded by Cortez when the Spanish Conquistadors slaughtered the Aztecs, the Incas and the Mayans.
Marge wanted to go there because it looked lovely. Despite a still alive Spanish conquistador swimming in the pool.
The next morning she was rushing about a shop buying groceries.
"Fruit leather." Mmmmmmmm! Fruit leather... chewy... "Tree fresh imitation orange drink... Krusty brand duck sausage pizza." What the hell?!
At home Bart was listening to the radio until Dad whom he calls Homer got home.
Bill and Marty were on the radio they were calling a Mr Sherman. No not that Mr Sherman...
"Mr Justin Sherman." said Bill.
"Yes?" said Mr Sherman presumably.
"Your wife is dead."
"Oh my god?! Nooooo!"
"She just walked through a pane of glass. There's blood everywhere!" said Bill.
"But I just spoke to her!"
"Hmmmmm! This is a horrible radio programme!" said Lisa turning over the radio.
"It's the Dr Demento show! (Insane laughter) wipe out..." Surfer music plays loudly.
Bart screams. "Nyaaaaaaagh! Dr Demento!" He quickly switches the radio to easy listening.
However Homer wasn't coming down as he already got up very early to annoy Kent while he was driving the news truck as Genie.
Genie was pushing buttons randomly.
"Mr Genie! Stop fiddling with the buttons!" Kent told Genie off.
"Oh great now you've got chocolate everywhere!" said Arnie. All of this was heard as Bart surfs the radio frequencies.
"When there's no context to go with a script you'll think up anything Narrator..." Bart sighed.
Yep!
Bart sighed exasperated.
Hugo ran in on all fours like a dog and was sniffing things.
Marge sighed at his madness or psychosis causing him to act like an animal.
Bart was nervous around the boy who would later be revealed to be his formerly conjoined twin.
Hugo scampered about the kitchen.
"Fish heads..." He wanted fish heads...
...
Genie Homer eventually came home and turned back into Homer.
"That was fun being blue and magical..." said Homer.
Oscar laughed hysterically.
Marge got home with her shopping and Maggie.
"Homer." Marge called him but he didn't immediately respond. "Homer..."
"Yes dear?" Homer asked her.
"I want to go on a vacation." said Marge.
"But Marge! We just went on a vacation! Remember Mystic Caverns?"
There was a noodle incident in a cavern with crystals where Bart once again caused trouble and Homer suffered some kind of mishap. Basically it involved Homer getting trapped in a crystal.
"You know what it's like like with those three monsters in the back, Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" said Homer. "And stinky pants pooping her diapers."
"Homer I meant just us two. At Rancho Relaxo." said Marge.
"Oh! Marge you saucy thing! Prrrrrrrr!" Homer purred.
Marge giggled. "But we'll need a babysitter for the kids."
"Easy!"
"Thanks for having the kids Patty and Selma!" said Marge to her sisters as Bart and Lisa clung to Homer's legs and would not let go.
He grunted frustrated as he tried to pry them off.
Eventually he must have because they were absent when he tried to take Maggie but she grabbed the door frame of the front door.
"D'oh!" Homer whined muttering frustrated to Maggie to let go of the door.
"If she won't leave the house maybe we can have Grampa over to look after her." said Marge.
"Oh no! Not after last time!" said Homer. Presumably Abe caused some sort of mishap.
Homer managed to get Maggie and a large fragment of purple painted wood from the door way to Ayn Rand Nursery for tots. Ran by Mrs Sinclair.
"Uh thank you Mrs Sinclair. Um sorry about the wood from my doorframe. Maggie would not let go of it..." said Marge.
"That's okay Mr Simpson. We all have to let go of things sometime." Mrs Sinclair glared at Maggie as she took her. "So we meet again Maggie... I won't be so easy to fool."
"Ahem what about me?" Oscar asked. "You're not leaving me home alone are you?"
"Sure why not? And you won't be alone! You have your friend in the attic to keep you company." said Homer. "And you can booby trap the house against intruders like that movie..."
Marge sighed.
"Coooool!" said Oscar.
Plot 3
Homer and Marge left Oscar and Hugo home alone.
"How often should I feed Hugo?" Oscar asked.
"Whenever he is hungry." said Marge.
"How often should I change his diaper?" Oscar asked.
"You'll smell when he needs changing." said Homer.
"How do I use the pressure cooker?" Oscar asked.
"You don't!" said Marge. They said their goodbyes and left.
"Okay Hugey what do you want to do?" Oscar asked Hugo.
"Maybe I better head to the attic, avoid embarrassing you in front of guests..." said Hugo.
Oscar frowned. "Hugo you don't have to go to the attic if you don't want to. Homer's not here right now. And you could never embarrass me..."
Hugo smiled. "Hmmmmm this vacation is getting better already!"
Oscar smiled as Hugo went off to the lounge to watch TV.
Homer and Marge got the train to Rancho Relaxo.
Part of of their journey was on a train through Shelbyville.
"Boooooo!" Homer jeered out the window at the Shelbyville people.
"Oh boo yourself!" said Shelby's Dad.
Marge sighed vexed with Homer.
Then they went through a desert with cacti and buffalo skeletons.
Hen they arrived at Rancho Relaxo.
They booked in and immediately Homer went to sleep on the bed.
Marge sighed.
"Homer you slept on the train! You slept in the hotel reception!" Marge nagged.
Homer snored.
Marge sighed.
At the Simpsons house.
Hugo watched TV. This time he was used to the strange noisy box with its colourful characters inside.
"Eh... Hugey that's Seinfeld..." said Oscar.
"Coming up next... a super-set of songs about clouds." said the TV announcement.
Hugo sighed.
"You'll find something to watch. I think your family has cable." said Oscar.
...
At Patty and Selma's Bart and Lisa had tongue sandwiches and glasses of Clamato juice for lunch. Yeeeeuck.
"Bart you're not eating your tongue sandwich! Are you thirsty?" Selma asked Bart.
"Who wants more Clamato juice?" Patty asked.
"Naaah..." said Bart and Lisa.
"We also have Diet Mr Pibb and Soy milk." said Selma.
Lisa brightened up.
"It it is a nightmare to get Mom to consider buying soy milk Aunt Selma. She says milk isn't milk if it doesn't come from a cow..." said Lisa.
Bart yawned bored with Lisa going on about her vegetarianism.
"I was thinking of hitting the hay and getting an early night Aunt Patty." said Bart.
"It's only 12 in the afternoon..." said Patty.
"I'm aware of what time it is..." said Bart.
"Tell you what kids. We'll watch one of our holiday slideshows!" said Selma.
Bart and Lisa shivered in disgust.
At Rancho Relaxo Marge watched the tour guide tape to explain what was available there as entertainment. The tape was hosted by Troy McClure.
He got out of a mud bath and had to be cleaned up from the mud.
"Hi! I'm Troy McClure! You may remember from such things as Today we kill, Tomorrow we die. And Gladys the groovy mule!" Those are hilarious films Troy! XD!
"But today you see me in my most glamorous role! Your tour guide to Rancho Relaxo!" Troy babbbled one until we get to the fun part. The night's selection of R rated movies! "Thelma and Louise. The Happy Little Elves Meet Fuzzy Snuggle Duck." Yes the Happy Little Elves! XD! "And The Erotic Awakenings of S."
"Oh my gosh! The Happy Little Elves is R rated!" Oscar yelled laughing hysterically.
"Hey you're not in this scene! Go home!" Homer told him to go back to Evergreen Terrace.
"Homer..." Marge told him not to be mean to Oscar. "Oz I am not watching Happy Little Elves at two in the morning during Er snuggle time. It wouldn't be very romantic." Um well someone thought the movie was explicit somewhere. "And why in the name of sanity is a Happy Little Elves movie R rated?!"
"Um... maybe there's nudity in it?" Oscar asked.
Marge sighed.
Oscar warped home.
"Well now that he's gone..." Homer gave Marge a back massage.
Marge sighed relaxed.
At home, Oscar went through the TV listings and found The R rated Happy Little Elves and recorded it. Cable packages didn't have pin codes back then...
Hugo was in the kitchen drinking juice from the carton.
...
At Patty and Selma's it was bed time. McGyver had just finished. Bart and Lisa were either bored by it or tired.
"Well I could do with an early night Patty. Lisa you'll be sleeping with me." said Selma. "And Bart you'll be sleeping with Aunt Patty."
"In her bed with her?!" Bart asked.
"Yes! Now be warned. Apparently I snore..." said Patty.
Well one of the sisters was snoring in Principal Charming while Homer was calling Barney...
Bart and Lisa shivered in disgust.
At the Simpsons house Hugo was enjoying his freedom and being allowed eat whenever he felt hungry, within reason.
"Well I snack a lot anyway so I don't see why you can't." said Oscar to Hugo as he had snacks when he clearly has had enough to eat.
Meanwhile canon Homer invited Barney round.
"For some reason my wife went on her own. I am freaking stressed too!" said the other Homer.
Barney came round.
"Hi, Barney. Thanks for keeping me company." said Homer.
"No problem." said Barney belching.
"Well, well. If it isn't little Bart. Remember your Uncle Barney?" Barney said to Maggie who stayed at home in canon. In fanon they're robots.
"Barney that's Maggie... my third child..." Homer sighed.
"We need to pretend there's grown ups at home otherwise those burglars from Home Alone will get in..." said Hugo.
Oscar laughed.
At Patty and Selma's.
Bart and Lisa were bored watching another of their aunts' vacation slideshows...
"That's Selma sleeping... that's Selma having a siesta... That's me finding our devices are incompatible with Romanian plug sockets..." said Patty.
Bart and Lisa were dozing off from boredom.
Fanon Maggie was enacting a Great Escape reference again.
Elsewhere, another Homer, yes another... Well he ate Spongebob!
"Mmmmmmm! Talking sponge cake..." Homer moaned while dipping Spongebob in Winnie the Pooh's honey and eating him.
Spongebob screamed.
Barney was just loafing about drinking beer. "Oh look! The Terminator!"
Pooh was horrified by Homer eating Spongebob. Later Winnie got censored by China, because the president was offended by him.
...
At the nursery once again Mrs Sinclair confiscated Maggie's pacifier.
"You know the rules Maggie. No pacifiers." said Mrs Sinclair taking her pacifier. "You won't outsmart me this time!"
Oh but she will Mrs Sinclair...
Also she really likes Ayn Rand.
"A gun is not an argument." She quoted her hero.
"Yes it is." Oscar pointed a gun at her.
"What are your demands?" She stammered.
"Give the babies back their binkies." said Oscar.
Meanwhile at the Simpsons house Oscar was up late watching Happy Little Elves Meet Fuzzy Snuggles Duck.
"And now our movie this late evening. The Happy Little Elves Meet Fuzzy Snuggle Duck!"
Oscar watched his cartoon joyfully as the cute theme tune played but then sexy music played and he was shocked by the content of the cartoon.
"Whoooooaaa! They're naked!" said Oscar.
(Sexy music playing)
Also there were drug references too. As one of the elves smoked pot...
Meanwhile at Patty and Selma's.
Lisa wanted to go home.
"I've seen Hell." said Lisa.
"You think you've seen it all? I've seen them naked! Eeeeeeeuugh!" said Bart shivering in disgust.
"I thought that was me who said that!" said Lisa. Eh...
At the Simpsons house.
Hugo was sleeping in Bart's bed. He was content. This bed is rather comfy... he said to himself.
He snored.
Oscar was still watching the weird R rated Happy Little Elves Movie.
He are popcorn while watching the explicit film.
Elsewhere the next day. Canon Maggie got out.
Canon Homer screamed. "Oh god this is the worst thing I've ever done.
"Worse than starving Hugey?!" Oscar frowned.
"I don't have time for this!" Canon Homer went off to find Canon Maggie.
Canon Maggie mistook the character on the roof of Phineas Q Butterfats for Marge and slept next to it.
"Uh boss... there's a baby on the roof..." said one of the employees of the ice cream parlour.
...
At Rancho Relaxo Marge had a lovely massage. Homer ate strained peas for some reason. "Mmmmm! Strained peas..."
"Mr Simpson are you sure you don't want a relaxing massage?" said the masseuses.
"Sorry my good man but my back is like quicksand. You'll get stuck." said Homer embarrassed.
Then Homer and Marge went to the steam room where Homer sung a jingle from a fried chicken restaurant commercial for some place called Shakespeare's Fried Chicken. Yes that's an actual line from an episode of the Simpsons.
To the tune of Rule Britannia Homer sung the jingle. "Shakespeare's Fried chicken! Come gorge yourself today! Nyah nyah naaaaah! Etc."
"Oh Homie..." Marge sighed relaxed in the steam room. "Put some more water over the hot coals.
Meanwhile at home Oscar and Hugo had Shakespeare's fried Chicken for breakfast.
"To eat or not to eat. That is the question." said Oscar with his mouth full of fried chicken.
Hugo murmured as he ate fried chicken.
Cops worked to get canon Maggie down from the roof of the ice cream parlour. Her fanon counterpart was safely being looked after by a professional nursery. Albeit one ran by a cruel matron who confiscated pacifiers.
Elsewhere, Kevin Costner dressed as a Native American danced with wolves...
Cletus was baffled seeing the movie star in the woods dancing with wolves.
"By gum! Brandine! Look at this crazy fella!"
Then Oscar watched a weird version of Goldeneye.
"Yer a wizard James..." said Zukovsky.
"I'm a what?!" said James Bond.
"Oops! Wrong character! Sorry can we do another cut?" said Robbie Coltrane breaking character.
Hugo winced.
Then the rampant Home Alone references.
Hugo was in the bathroom applying aftershave. He screamed like Kevin.
Then...
"Oh by the triangles of Pythagoras! Joe Pesci is pilfering our stuff!" Hugo yelled.
Joe Pesci and that's other guy were stealing things.
"Let's booby trap the house!" said Oscar.
"Uh... that might be illegal..." said Hugo.
Then there was a Predator from the movie Predator.
(Predator clicking)
Plot 4
Somehow it was still very late at night at Patty and Selma's. As the ugly sisters slept Bart went through their things rudely. "Ay carumba!" He gasped holding up a big bra. Eeeeew!
"Eeeeeew! Bart! You mustn't go through people's things!" said Lisa telling him off.
"Hey look! A gun! Pew pew! Put your hands up partner!" said Bart holding a gun like device for some sort of beauty regime or make up removal.
"Bart that's a blackhead gun..." said Lisa.
"Eeeeeew!" Bart threw the blackhead gun back into the wardrobe.
At home Hugo was working in his attic laboratory.
"Hugey what does this do?" Oscar asked touching an invention.
"Oz don't! That's a! Atomic ray cannon..." the cannon fired a laser through the roof.
"Oops!" said Oscar.
...
At the Rancho Relaxo Marge and Homer has mud baths. Homer farted in the mud bath.
"Sir that's disgusting! Get out!" An Attendant to the mud baths told him off.
Meanwhile Ned had to pick up Maggie because Mrs Sinclair was being escorted out of the nursery clearly insane and jabbering as she was strapped into a Hannibal Lecter gurney jabbering about strained peas.
"How did one baby cause all this?" A nurse of the local lunatic asylum asks his colleagues as they took Mrs Sinclair away.
Maggie confidently sucked her pacifier.
At the Simpsons house Oscar was on his computer watching Dark Simpsons. The episode where Maggie dies.
"That is horrible. I have to puke!" He ran to the bathroom.
"Ello Guvnor!" said Hugo being silly with a fake Britain accent.
At Patty and Selma's.
"Kids, Aunt Selma wants a foot massage." said Selma.
Bart and Lisa shivered in disgust.
"Hey it could be worse! I could still be married to Sideshow Bob!" said Selma.
Bart shivered and dreamed about Sideshow Bob giving Selma a foot massage and saying murderous things in foreign languages.
"Voy a Matar a usted!" said Sideshow Bob murderously as Bart's head sat on a pike with a horrible pained expression of his final moments of life as they were snatched in a violent death forever locked on his lifeless head.
Bart shivered in disgust. "Well I suppose you're right Aunt Selma."
At the Simpsons house.
"Ello Guvnor!" said Hugo doing British accents.
"Hugo stop that! Or I will not change your diapers!" Oscar warned him.
"You have to change me. I'll get a rash..." said Hugo.
We cut To Oscar disgusted and grimacing as he changes Hugo's diaper.
"Okay, now you change mine." said Oscar waiting for Hugo to get up off of the floor.
Hugo winced when he saw Oscar was wearing a diaper.
"Come on. I'm wet!" said Oscar lying down for a diaper change.
Hugo rolled his eyes.
