"Talk"

'Thought'


"I win, I win, Hahahahah!~"

At the center of all things chaos, the Lord of Chaos and Spirit of Disharmony himself, known as Discord, could be seen in the middle of slipping and sliding happily through the muddy floor, which had been transformed into water and soap, laughing and dancing in celebration of his victory

"With them unable to use their Elements of Harmony, I'm finally free to do whatever I want, Hehe!~"

As Discord continued to slide and dance around, randomly snapping his fingers and turning everyone and everything into his own version of chaos, he suddenly stopped himself like a car when he heard the sound of a heartbeat, not to mention a power he was completely unfamiliar with.

"Oh?~"

Discord looked towards the direction of the sound and power, leading him to a cave he had been about to pass by and most likely would have cared little for, but he couldn't help but rub his white beard in curiosity, no doubt wanting to know what he just heard and felt.

"Nothing wrong with a little exploring~"

Discord was suddenly in an Indiana Jones costume, whip and hat and all; once prepared and excited, he wasted no time entering the cave, very interested in what he would find.

"My my, it sure is dark."

Discord pulled out his blue horn and it suddenly transformed into a bright fire torch, which instantly lit up the entire dark cave, allowing the Draconequus to see much more clearly.

"Much better~"

Once Discord had found the light, he was instantly met with a green organic sack that simply hung from the ceiling of the cave, causing him to make a face of pure disgust almost immediately.

"Ugh, I'm gonna be sick…"

Discord then opened his mouth and vomited out rainbows, which tiny leprechaun ponies sprang from the end of the rainbow. They ran away, each one carrying a pot of gold. He wiped his face clean afterwards and just looked at the green, gross sack with a raised eyebrow.

"Gross yes, but this is definitely the one with the strange power, not to mention also alive apparently."

Dumbledore rubbed his beard curiously as he took a closer look at what he was seeing right in front of him.

"Strange to see something so strong despite having no magic, I mean it's not unheard of, but I can't think of anyone as seemingly powerful as this thing right here."

Discord then glanced up at the ceiling of the cave, noticing two other green sacks were also hanging from there; they looked popped and empty compared to the one he was standing in front of now.

"And it seems that there might be more than one, hm."

However, before Discord could even consider the possibility of having more powers like the ones he was already sensing, the same said power started to pulsate, as if a heart were beating again, which made him look back at the large green sack that wasn't empty, though judging by it shaking and jiggling, it was probably going to be, which made him smirk in anticipation.

"Heh, well, I guess I don't mind a little fun, especially after taking down the six puny ponies so easily~"

Discord slammed his lion and eagle fists together, which were suddenly covered in boxing gloves, which seemed fitting for his whole 'Fighter Clothes' he was currently wearing.

"Come on, show me, a Lord of Chaos and Spirit of Disharmony, what you got, your power against mine~"

When the very overconfident and ready to throw down Discord said this, the green sack finally popped open and something fell onto the floor, or to be more accurate, "someone." From what the Spirit of Disharmony could see, this certain someone had landed on their insect-like knees, which gave him a good view and saw that this person had clothes on, despite being born just moments ago. They were wearing a blue button-up sweater, orange striped shorts, and socks, plus simple shoes. Not only that, but they also had cat ears and a tail, making them part cat. Though what really stood out to him, which was the reason why he came here in the first place, was her power; he could tell that this person was female, and her power was much more potent and all-encompassing, which was even enough to make him flinch when she suddenly turned her head and glanced at him. Despite seeing more than he had expected, he still wore his arrogant and smug smile.

"You know why I'm here, so give it to me!~"

Discord bounced on his feet, pounding the air in front of him, clearly very eager and excited to get started; however, instead of facing someone who wanted to do battle with him, the cat girl instead just faced the Lord of Chaos directly, before then completely bowing and prostrating herself to him, much to his surprise.

"I am known as Neferpitou, and starting today, I shall become your most loyal Royalguard and servant, so please, my King, let me serve you and fulfill any wishes you have, use me as any way you see fit."

This kitty cat, also known as Neferpitou, spoke with absolute submission and loyalty towards Discord, much to his wide-eyed shock, as he was not at all expecting to hear or see what he had just witnessed, not one single bit.

"... Well… I guess I always saw myself as more of a cat person than a dog person, huh…"


Takes place after he defeated Twilight and made all of her friends turn into big jerks.

(Yes, Menthuthuyoupi and Shaiapouf do exist, I'm not sure about Meruem though, your thoughts on that?)