Bart on the Road Bart makes himself a fake driving license and drives about and gets stranded.

Plot

The chalkboard gag is "Teacher is not a leper."

Oscar screamed and fled.

Bart winced.

The couch gag is the Simpsons are set on the couch by a giant bowling pin setter.

...

"Ah, spring break in Hong Kong. Custom-made suits at slave-labor prices." Seymour was going on vacation.

"Sir that's extremely offensive that you support slave labour and sweat shops..." Lisa helping out in his office seethed.

Bart did a chit chat gesture bored by his sister's soapbox rants. He was there because once again he was in very, very big trouble.

"Lisa you really shouldn't listen in on people..." Skinner frowned at her softly. He was even more mad at Bart.

Skinner saw his plane ticket information was wrong.

"I- Good Lord! They've got this all wrong." Skinner cried.

He read it again just to be sure.

"Ye gods!"

"Sir there's only one god... The God..." Rod Flanders sighed correcting him. Because Matt forgot and retconned the Flanders boys in season 23 to be students of a Christian academy.

Skinner phones the airliner company.

"Yes, this is Principal Seymour Skinner."

"How can I help you, Principal?" The airliner company staff asked. The staff member sounded female.

"I'm afraid there's some problems with my tickets." Skinner listed what was wrong.

"I asked for a center seat, not an aisle seat. I don't want a Twilight Zone incident involving seeing a gremlin on the plane wing..."

Oscar winced exasperated.

"I specifically requested not to have the kosher meal." Skinner continues.

Jurkle glared at Skinner. XD

"And I booked the flight leaving Saturday morning, not Friday morning!"

"Okay, I've gone ahead and made those changes." said the lady. "With the one-day advanced purchase price... it's just an extra $7,830."

"G.M. Chrysler! I can't afford that!" Skinner gasped.

"And you can't charge that Miss Airliner company Lady! Even a first class flight from Britain to the states is only $1,500!" Oscar grabbed the phone and yelled down it.

"Fine... the charge is $800..." The lady sighed annoyed the extortionate charge had been corrected from being ridiculously high.

"Hmmmm... I still can't afford that..." said Skinner.

He pondered.

"But I can't close the school a day early just to suit my vacation. Or can I? Think, Seymour, think."

Lisa frowned.

Later.

"Go To Work With Your Parents Day?" The Simpson kids and Oscar asked.

Hugo jabbered while chewing one of his own sneakers

"Yes, Go To Work With Your Parents Day. Tomorrow you will learn by doing... and apply your knowledge of fractions and gym to real-world situations." said Skinner.

Lisa frowned. She loved being an insufferable geek.

Bart danced with Oscar in a circle delighted with the early spring break.

"Early spring break! Early spring break!"

Lisa sighed.

...

At Home.

Marge read their letters.

"Hrmmmmm..." She smelt a rat, metaphorically. She knew Skinner was cutting a day just so he didn't have to cancel his vacation. She didn't approve as it was unfair! Skinner and other principals were always fining parents for going on cheap vacations during school time!

"Well you kids aren't driving me nuts for one extra day this holiday..." Homer sighed.

"Dad you don't get the extra day off... you'll be at work..." said Lisa.

"D'oh! Not fair! I want the day off!" Homer groaned.

The Friday morning.

Homer went to work.

Bart was in his pyjamas watching Itchy and Scratchy.

The itchy and Scratchy shoooooow!

"It says here this isn't an extra day off... Bartholomew... You're to spend the day with either your father or I watching us work..." said Marge.

Bart groaned but smiled because Lisa already decided to go to the plant to see how Dad worked. Apparently something to do with her hero Maria Curie.

Bart was dreaming about the giant radioactive Curies again...

"Well Lisa's already going to see Dad, so I guess I'm stuck within you Mom. What is your job anyway?" Bart smirked.

"Housewife. Someone has to look after Maggie." said Marge. And I am a domestic goddess." She said smugly.

"Excellent... Mwuhahaha!" Bart laughed.

"Mom! He's just picking you so he can stay at home watching cartoons all day!" Lisa whined.

Bart glared at her making throat cut gestures.

"Bart stop threatening your sister!" said Marge.

"I can't help it if Mom's office is where our TV and couch is." said Bart.

"Oh! And it says here Housewife or Househusband doesn't count! Bart must find a family member with a paid job!" Lisa was being annoying.

"D'oh!" Bart groaned.

"Oh it does. Well um... Ah, you can go to DMV and see how your aunts Patty and Selma work!" said Marge.

Bart groaned.

...

Quiffy's apartment.

The young toon got up and read his mail. He had a bill.

When he read how high it was he yelped and dramatically rocketed upwards. He was plastered against the ceiling fan. Luckily it was turned off otherwise he would have gone for a spin.

"And luckily I'm a toon so I'll just go for a nauseating spin instead of being sliced to pieces like a human would..." said Quiffy.

He prised himself from the fan and landed face first into the floor cracking it. After pulling himself out of the floor and leaving several cracks in it. He read his bill.

"600 dollars on EBay?!"

Oscar read his bill. "You spent 600 dollars on Hawaiian shirts?!"

"I have my weaknesses okay!? A toon has to look snazzy!" Quiffy sobbed. "I'll have to get a job!"

Then he spotted Oscar attempting to jam a fork into a power outlet.

"No wait, the last time I left you alone, you set my apartment on fire!" said Quiffy. "You need a babysitter."

Oscar sighed.

Elsewhere in town. Graggle is now evil and in league with Sideshow Bob for some reason.

"Gahahahahaha!"

"Oh dear..." said Moleman.

Sideshow Bob, still wearing that Death Metal-esque, supervillain black armour with shoulder spikes sighed grossed out by Graggle's nudity. "Must you be naked..."

"I like my skin to breath..." said Graggle.

Springfield Park, Bethany, the ditzy blonde from the Itchy and Scratchy movie episode eventually realised Natalya or Veroska etc the bitchy dead ferret wearing girl was evil. Well duh!

"Surprise, surprise, Natalya was jealous at me for all of this time!" said Bethany.

The bitchy snobbish girl wearing a dead ferret and other dead animal parts rolled her eyes. "Like whateveeeeeer..."

"Eeeeeeew! why is that guy naked?!" Bethany groaned as Graggle pranced around naked. Because he's a cringeworthy meme character fans made up...

"So Bob, what Evil deeds are we doing today? robbing a bank? starting a forest fire? Gahahahahaha!" Graggle laughed evilly.

"No I just want my revenge by killing that brat Bart Simpson!" Sideshow Bob snarled. "And I am not the villain here!"

He sighed and imagined he was holding a bloody knife. Am I a criminal? I am obsessed with killing a young boy! No it's he who has wronged me! "Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand?"

"Eh..." said Graggle.

"That's Shakespeare you uncultured buffoon! It's from the cursed Scottish Play we dare not speak the name of!" Sideshow Bob ranted.

...

The other kids of fourth, third and second grade attend their parents jobs at take you kid to work day.

Milhouse picked going to work with his dad, Kirk. Again housewives don't count so he couldn't stay at home with Mom.

Milhouse was at the cracker factory wearing goggles over his glasses and a lab coat watching crackers being made.

In the salt room there was a guy on a sled whipping husky dogs. "Mush! Mush!"

Milhouse was enjoying himself. "Wow! It's like a dream factory Dad!"

"Wanna see how we make cheese filled crackers?" Kirk asked him.

"Would I?" Milhouse asked joyfully.

"Then come with me son!" They slide down metal poles in a manner similar to Batman and Robin.

"Crackers ho!" Milhouse cheered.

"Thundercats ho!" Oscar stood at the top of the fire fighter poles yelled.

Martin went to the stock exchange with his dad. Apparently he's a stock broker.

"Martin my boy, here's fifty dollars, invest in whatever you want!" said Martin Sr.

"Soy! Soy! Soy!" Martin cheered.

He invested in soy. So now he's a soy boy...

However Martin got greedy and bankrupted himself.

Mr Prince sighed.

Nelson, because he joins Bart on his adventure later on... Well he had to go to work with his mom because his dad vanished off somewhere again...

Nelson winced mortified as he hung about the sleazy nightclub A touch of Ass with his Mom.

"Mom this is embarrassing..." Nelson sighed as his Mom was pole dancing...

"Oh shut up and make yourself another John Collins..." Mrs Muntz replied as she performed some erotic dance moves for the sleazy punters.

Men slurred their words and crowed out rude, lustful words about all the dirty things they wanted to do with Mrs Muntz.

Ralph was also in Bart's road trip gang.

He went to the police station with Daddy.

"Boys, this is my son Ralphie. He will be watching Daddy work today! Because lazy principal wouldn't rebook his vacation!" said Chief Wiggum.

Lou and Eddie etc doted on Ralph brown nosing the chief.

...

At the DMV.

Bart sighed bored as his Aunts spoke slanderous things about their colleagues or mumbled on and on about Homer.

"He would have to bathe, to be a pig." said Selma.

Patty chuckled.

You'd think we'd get along having a common interest, putting Homeboy down. But geez these women are boring... Bart thought.

"Some days we don't let the line move at all. We call those "weekdays."" said Patty cackling.

"Good one." Selma hacked on her tobacco fumes.

"Bart don't doodle on the forms! Those are for customers to fill out." Patty nagged him.

"Look here's a book. James and the giant peach." Selma gave him a book from the magazine table.

Bart sighed.

At home.

Quiffy dropped Oscar off at the Simpsons house.

"Now Oscar, I'd like you to meet your babysitter for the night" Marge told her foster son as the babysitter set down her bag.

"Hey kid," She was one of those young trendy babysitters. Possibly attending college.

"Mom, why can't I just stay home alone?" Oscar groaned.

"Because you're too young to stay home alone Oscar." Marge answered in a sweet tone. "And you're very irresponsible compared to other..."

"You mean normal kids..." Oscar sighed.

"Sweetie you are normal. Don't ever think you're not." Marge tousled his overgrown wild troll doll like hair.

She explained something embarrassing to the babysitter.

"Oscar still wets the bed at night. So he'll be wearing diapers."

"Mooooom!" Oscar whined. "Don't tell her that!"

"Why not? She's here to look after you dear. She needs to be understanding about your um little problem." said Marge.

Oscar sighed.

At the plant.

"Wanna donut?" Homer asked Lisa.

"No thanks. Got any fruit?" Lisa asked.

"This one has purple in it. Purple's a fruit." said Homer holding a jelly donut.

Lisa sighed.

At the cracker factory.

Milhouse watched peanut butter centred crackers being made.

Where as at the DMV Bart used the licence printer to make himself a fake ID.

Plot 2

At home.

Oscar was handed a few diapers that Megan, the babysitter bought with her. He held it up to his waistline. It was a perfect fit.

He glanced at the childish design and the cartoon animals printed on it.

"It looks like I should change you into it. Um you've had a bit of an accident." said the babysitter. Oscar winced seeing a yellow stain on his pull-ups.

"Just lay on the floor kiddo." Oscar follows her instructions. Meg pulled off his shorts and pull-up. He winced as she put the diaper on him and stuck down the sticky tabs.

"Couldn't you get Winnie the Pooh ones?" Oscar whined.

"Sorry kid. Now run off and watch cartoons or something." said the babysitter.

Oscar waddled in the thick diaper to the lounge.

On the way to Hong Kong.

Skinner was displeased with his seat and his kosher meal.

Jurkle who for some reason was also flying to Hong Kong, glared at Skinner.

"I'm not Jewish..." Skinner sighed.

"The flight has to make accommodations for my faith!" Jurkle said sharply.

Skinner saw a gremlin on the wing of the plane.

"Ye gods! A gremlin is attacking the plane!"

Mmmmmm... Twilight Zone reference...

The Treehouse of Horror IV gremlin jabbered while scratching the wing and pulling out wires.

However the cabin crew don't see the gremlin as it probably hid somewhere.

"Sir stop scaring the other passengers..." said an air hostess.

Skinner stuttered but gave up trying to explain he was telling the truth.

The power plant. Homer's work station sector 7G.

Lisa saw a map with tiny bulbs on it. "Dad what's that?"

"Oh! This is a map of nuclear sites around the country." Homer explained. "As a safety inspector, I'm responsible for changing most of these lightbulbs."

"Why are there so many burnt-out ones?" Lisa asked.

"'Cause they won't hire an assistant." Homer muttered.

Lisa rolled her eyes at his excuses for his laziness.

"Anyway sweetie. why are you here? you hate radiation and pollution?" Homer asked.

"I don't really know!" said Lisa speechless.

...

After three, all the kids were dropped off home after bugging their parents at work just so Skinner didn't have to cancel his vacation. Or fork out to correct the incorrect booking.

Bart met Milhouse and showed him his fake ID.

"You're not 25. This is fake."

"Yes. It's an ID and it's fake so it's a fake ID." said Bart.

"Cooool!" said Milhouse. "What shall we do?"

They went to Kwik e Mart.

"Kearney uses an ID too. Let's watch." said Bart.

"I would like to buy these beers and this pornographic magazine my good man. Here's my proof of adult ness." said Kearney handing over his fake ID.

"That's fine. But why the ice cream sandwiches stashed in your armpits?" Apu asked.

Kearney looked about nervously with chocolate and vanilla ice cream dripping from his armpits.

Bart snickered.

They leave while reading porno magazines. This time Bart didn't scream in hysterics and shoot the magazine to pieces with a machine gun.

Nelson arrived. "Hey dorks."

"This dork has a fake ID." said Bart showing his ID.

"Awesome! Now we can do anything!" said Nelson.

They went to see a movie at the Aztec theatre called Naked Lunch.

"I can think of two things wrong with that movie..." said Nelson.

Milhouse had to go and puke up in the bushes.

They then went Moe's and ordered beer.

"Okay but I'll need to see ID." said Moe.

"That's okay, I'm flattered people still think I'm young." Bart chuckled.

"Well this is kosher, okay here you go." said Moe.

The boys were gonna drink but saw Barney belching. Embarrassed they changed their minds.

"No I'm not embarrassed. Bottoms up!" said Oscar for some reason as he drank his beer.

"Oz no!" Bart tried to stop him.

Later Oscar stumbled out of Moe's drunk and singing Oh show me the way to go home...

"Oh show me the way to go home..."

Bart sighed.

"Aren't you supposed to be at home being babysat?!" He ranted.

Oscar hiccuped and belched.

...

Hong Kong.

Skinner drove himself insane trying to find a Vietnam style fish stew he once had to eat when held prisoner in a POW camp by the Vietcong. However no one could get the spices right.

"No no no! This isn't quite right!" Skinner ranted in a restaurant.

Bart then bought a car.

"Bart you can't drive... You're only 10..." said Milhouse.

"Fake ID..." Bart sang.

Milhouse sighed.

They saw a nice car.

"By the Wrath of Khan! that's radical!" said Milhouse.

Bart glared at him.

"Spring Breeeeeaaak!" Milhouse cheered.

"Shut up!" Bart got agitated.

Oscar hiccuped drunk and announced how he loved Nelson. "I love you big guy..."

Nelson sighed.

Then Martin joined them on their "Do grown up things" adventure.

He had been shopping at Wee World as his shopping bags were from that store.

Oscar screamed with laughter.

Bart groaned frustrated.

Martin wanted to go with them on their road trip.

"No." said Bart.

Martin had lots of money on him.

Bart soon changed his mind and allowed the nerd to go with them all on a road trip.

"On second thoughts, 600 dollars?! Uh suddenly i realised you're cool Martin! Welcome aboard!" Bart stuttered seeing his money.

However Martin's flipping and barking dog toy annoyed Nelson and resulted in a cameo from Dark Laser...

"Flipsy!" Martin said to his flipping dog toy.

"I love Flipsy!" said Dark Laser from Fairly Odd Parents.

Bart winced.

At work.

A siren went off.

"Uh Dad, you have a fire in your sector..." said Lisa.

Homer got out a bucket of water and poured it over the console, short circuiting it. The sirens and red flashing lights stopped.

"Daaaaaad! Do you always do that?!" Lisa yelled.

"Do what?" Homer asked.

"Break the equipment to ignore an emergency?!" Lisa yelled. "There's a fire!"

Outside his station people were on fire and screaming and rolling around.

Homer hallucinated them as joyful clowns dancing and circus music playing.

"Clowns are funny..." He said in a creepy manner.

Lisa winced.

...

Kwik e Mart parking lot.

"Okay we're going on a road trip," said Bart.

"Coooool!" said Milhouse.

"Awesome!" said Nelson.

"Kalahoo hoo! sabayoooo!" Oscar rasped in gibberish.

"Excelsior!" said Martin.

Bart glared at him.

"But we'll need an alibi."

At the Van Houtens.

"I'm going to week long Grammar radio Mom, Dad."

"That's nice dear but you're father and I are very busy arguing because your father is a pathetic loser who can't get a raise!" said Luanne arguing with Kirk.

"Well you're a harpy who doesn't know how to draw dignity!" Kirk yelled.

At Martin's house.

"So I'm going on a Grammar Rodeo." Martin said to his parents. They were all in their pyjamas.

Nelson left his Mom's shack.

"I'm going away for the week Mom." He didn't stick to the alibi as Mom didn't care what he did.

At the Simpsons house.

"A grammar rodeo? Bart I'm so proud! Finally you're knuckling down!" Marge said pleased.

"I smell a rat..." Lisa frowned. "How comes you get to go on a grammar rodeo and I don't?!"

"It's for fourth grade only." said Bart smugly.

"Oh. Well that actually makes sense." said Lisa.

Oscar was in the lounge watching Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers.

Bart winced embarrassed by him watching cute Disney cartoons.

"So how was seeing Daddy work, sweetie." Marge asked Lisa.

"Terrible! Mom, I love Dad but he's really irresponsible at work! His sector was on fire but instead of helping put it out he broke the workstation console just to shut the alarm up, because it was irritating him!" Lisa whined.

"Homer!" Marge said annoyed.

Homer groaned.

"Do you mind... I'm staring at Dale's shiny red clown nose..." Oscar is obsessed with Dale from Rescue Rangers.

Bart was relieved no one knew he had made himself a fake driving licence and bought a car and was going off for a drive somewhere...

"Except me, the author and I find this episode to be incredibly stupid! A kid can't drive!" Oscar ranted.

...

Bart spent the morning in his pyjamas eating pop tarts.

"Bart your friends are here!" Marge called him.

"Ay carumba!" Bart yelled. He ran off to get bathed and dressed.

They headed off to where he hid the car discreetly. Bart reveals a white car hidden under tarp.

Milhouse, Nelson and Martin gasped.

They drove about in the car. Strangely no cops caught them.

At home.

"It still doesn't add up. How comes I've never heard of this grammar rodeo..." said Lisa.

"Because you're a... let's just say... Dorkus Malorkus!" Oscar suddenly casted a spell at her with his magic wand.

"Ebublio!" Lisa countered by trapping him in a giant rubbery cartoon bubble.

Oscar struggled in the bubble.

"No magic in the house!" Marge ended their spells, freeing Oscar.

Lisa and Oscar sighed.

Bart and his friends were driving about.

"Oooooh! A cup holder! Bart we need a soda or a Squishee to put in the cup holder!" said Milhouse.

"Not right now. I'm cruising..." said Bart. They drove about.

At home.

"Well with Bart away I don't have to find myself getting into ridiculous and endless dumb arguments." said Lisa.

"Oh yeah, Dino, my cartoon dinosaur once witnessed a seemingly endless and ridiculous argument between Littlefoot and Dink the dinosaur..." said Oscar.

Lisa winced.

While driving.

Milhouse was being annoying so Nelson slapped him.

"Ow! Bart! Nelson hit me!" Milhouse whined.

"Nelson don't hit Milhouse. You may hit Martin if you want." said Bart.

Martin frowned at Bart.

"Oh look! Corn!" said Milhouse as they drove past a field of corn.

There were creepy brainwashed children in there!

"No there isn't..." Bart sighed.

In Hong Kong.

Skinner was relaxing in a noodle bar writing the script for Billy and the Cloneasaurus.

"No he is not doing that!" Bart rolled his eyes.

Yes he is.

Bart sighed.

Plot 3

At home.

Homer called the house phone from work.

"Ooooooh! Hi honey!" said Marge as Homer didn't often ring from work. "Oh Lisa, it's your father, he wants to know if you'll want to hang out with him at work again.

"No. not if he's sleeping or breaking equipment because an alarm annoyed him." Lisa frowned.

Marge sighed.

"Okay... I'll try to do my job properly..." Homer sighed.

"I'm researching owls." said Lisa.

"Whoooom?" An owl hooted.

"Owls..." said Lisa.

"Whooooooom?" An owl hooted.

"Owls..."

And so on and so forth.

This annoyed her to agree to go back to seeing Dad at work.

"Well I got what I was supposed to be doing done, I think. I um don't know what my job is." said Homer.

Lisa frowned.

"Oh look! Empty radiation suits!" Homer saw some suits.

"Yeah? And..." Lisa sighed.

"Let's play dress up!" said Homer.

"Fine..." Lisa felt he should be working, not mucking about.

They dresses up in the radiation suits pretending to be astronauts.

(Radio static) "Houston we have a problem!" said Homer.

Oscar came in and saw them wearing radiation suits. He winced.

"Sus! Totally sus! You're the imposters!"

Lisa sighed.

"That doesn't exist yet..."

"I'm aware of that..." Oscar sighed.

In Hong Kong. Skinner had noodles while writing up the transcript for Billy and the Cloneasaurus.

...

Elsewhere Bart and his friends didn't know where to go.

They drive about.

"Isn't this exciting Flipsy?" Martin asked his flipping dog toy.

Flipsy barked and flipped.

Nelson grabbed the toy and threw it out the window.

"Whoa!" Martin cried.

Bart ran over and crushed the toy.

"Haw Haw!"

"Nooooooooooo!" Dark Laser screamed.

Bart winced.

"Nelson Muntz! you have incurred my wrath!" Dark Laser Force choked Nelson.

Nelson wheezed and gasped clawing at his own neck.

Bart grimaced concerned.

"Well, I realize it's trite... but we could tour the bridges of Madison County." Martin asked.

They groaned as he presumably suggested some geeky.

"No! Billy Madison country!" said Oscar.

Bart face palmed, frustrated by his ridiculous comments.

Nelson gasped and hacked asphyxiated by Dark Laser.

"Dark Laser release him!" Bart demanded.

"Hey! Who has better vacation ideas than Triple-A?" Nelson sighed.

"Triple H!" Oscar blurted out. Bart slapped him for being stupid.

"According to the publisher of this Triple-A guidebook, no one." said Bart reading a guidebook.

"I've always wanted to see Macon, Georgia." said Nelson.

"I want to go down to Georgia with the Devil!" Oscar yelled.

"Oz that's a song..." Milhouse sighed.

"Wait. How about a fair? Not just a county fair, not just a Europe fair... but a world's fair!" said Milhouse excited. "The World's Fair in Knoxville, Tennessee."

"No how about we go to Disney World!" Oscar yelled.

Bart winced.

"First up, how did you get in my car?! And secondly no! We are not going to Disney World!"

"Yes we are! To Disney World!" Oscar yelled.

Bart groaned exasperated.

...

At work.

Lisa sighed as Dad spun on his chair instead of working.

"Chair goes round! Chair goes round!"

Lisa sighed embarrassed.

"What is my dad supposed to be doing?" Lisa asked Carl.

"Well sweetheart. He's supposed to be monitoring sector 7G, separating out rocks from active uranium..."

Lisa sighed.

She picked up the Geiger counter and went near the shielded area with the gloves you stand in to collect rocks from the conveyor belt. Her Geiger counter ticked rapidly.

"Oh my! That glass isn't enough to hold back deadly radiation! In fact the air is already contaminated!"

"Yeah but Burns never fixes things." said Lenny.

Lisa sighed.

During break she admits she fancies Langdon Olgan or something. A quantum lichen.

Langdon was at home wearing a paper bag on his head so he doesn't drain life energy from people.

"Pfffft! Sweetie why would you love a boy whose face you've never seen?!" said Homer scoffing.

"Dad, he's a Quantum Lichen, no one can look upon his face without their life force being sucked out..." said Lisa.

"I'm hungry, is it lunch time yet?" Homer whined.

"No Dad it's not..." said Lisa sighing.

The police station. Ralph was zipping about acting like his imaginary friend Wiggle Puppy.

"Heh, cute kid." said Lou.

"Daddy?" Ralph asked.

"Yes Ralphie..." Chief Wiggum asked.

"Can you arrest Disney for hurrying up and making Pete's Dragon 2?" Ralph was obsessed with wanting a sequel to Disney's Pete's Dragon.

"Uh... no..." said Chief Wiggum.

Power Plant, Homer's work space.

"Anyway promise you won't tell everyone I like Langdon Olgan?" Lisa asked.

"Of course i won't Honey..." said Homer. "When have I ever..."

"Dad you once told Moe I threw up on the dentist." Lisa said coldly.

...

Bart, Milhouse, Martin and Nelson went on various adventures.

"Can we stop for ice cream?" Milhouse asked.

They got ice cream.

"Can we pick up that weird hitchhiker?" Nelson asked.

They picked up a weird hitchhiker with a cannabis t shirt.

"Can we stop for ice cream." The hitchhiker asked.

They got him an ice cream.

"Which of you is Cher?" He asked.

Bart rolled his eyes.

Then Nelson insisted they stop at a theatre that had an Andy Williams musical playing that night.

"No way!" Bart cringed.

"Yes way!" Nelson threatened him.

"No we are certainly not!" Oscar clobbered him. "Oh and I'm a black belt in karate by the way." Yes I know his rank is inconsistent in later episodes...

Bart high fived him.

"Now we're cool again does that means you'll take us to Disney World?" Oscar asked.

Bart pinched the top of his nose and wept frustrated. "No! for the last time Oz! We are not going to Disney World!"

They went to Branson, Missouri.

"No let's go to Bronson, Missouri! Everyone there is Charles Bronson from the Death Wish movies!" said Oscar.

Bart winced.

Branson was full of neon signs.

"My Dad said Branson is like if Ned Flanders designed Vegas..." said Milhouse.

Suddenly there were hundreds of churches...

Bart winced.

And a curtain store that had a window sign that read "Yes! We even sell purple!" Mmmmm... purple drapes...

However there was a neon sign that read "Tonight: Up With White People."

"That's just racist!" Oscar snapped.

"Thank God I didn't bring Lewis..." said Bart uncomfortable with the sign that possibly suggested the neighbourhood was racist.

...

Power plant.

Homer was angry with a vending machine for taking his money.

"Give me my candy you heartless machine!"

"Dad! You're gonna get in trouble for damaging the vending machine! Just leave it alone!" Lisa sighed.

Smithers arrived, he saw Homer wrestling with one of the vending machines.

"Simpson! What the hell are you doing?" He saw Lisa whom he was still on good terms with. "Oh hello Lisa."

Lisa sighed. She liked Smithers but disliked him working for Mr Burns.

Homer screamed. "Aggghh! Mr Smithers!"

"I'll let you off with a warning because your daughter is here Simpson. But don't fight with the equipment."

Homer sighed. He shook the machine again. candy fell out.

"Oooooh! a Zagnut bar!" said Homer.

"I'm partial to some Jolly Ranchers..." said Lisa.

"Arrrrrrrrr!" Oscar appeared in a puff of smoke and went Arrrrr like a pirate.

Lisa sighed.

Carl arrived. "Bad news Homer, You're on night shift..."

Homer groaned. "Awwwww! but I hate those jerks..." He dislikes the night shift.

"Stop saying such things about Lionel Richie's Band!" Oscar yelled.

Lisa face palmed.

"Anyway the art of getting candy out of a vending machine..." said Homer.

"Dad don't shake the vending machine any more. They even warn you that's dangerous as it could fall on you..." said Lisa.

"Oh! Razzles!" said Homer. "Skittles!"

"Taste the rainbow mother fuc-" Oscar yelled but Homer swiftly stuffed the bag of skittles in his mouth to gag him.

"Anyway I'm supposed to camp out with you on the night shift despite your disruptive antics annoying me..." Lisa seethed. "I have to inform mom I'm sleeping over." She went off to call Mom.

And Oscar had to teleport home.

Marge was hoovering when he startled her by teleporting in. "You know this being everywhere at once is ridiculous Oscar."

"I have to be omnipresent to tell the story..." said Oscar.

...

Bart and his friends drove to Knoxville.

Nelson sulked as he didn't get to watch Andy Williams.

Oscar sulked because he wanted to go to Disney World.

A stressed out angry father from Winnipeg was on the road.

His kids were fighting.

"If you kids don't keep your hands to yourselves we're going straight home!"

His kids flinched.

Nelson leaned out and slapped the dad.

"That's it! Back to Winnipeg!" He yelled. He turned round.

At Knoxville.

The sign for the fair said Wod Fir. The sun sphere tower was dilapidated. Basically the fair had shut down years ago.

Bart and his friends groaned.