Post Credits scene one

"And that's basically what happened" Nicole said as she showed the L.A. owl's mask to her friend "apart of me feels like Zoey deserved it, but another part of me still cares about her and I still remember all the fun it brought me… so what should I do Ned"

Ned Bigby proceeded to look straight at you as you are reading this fanfiction on your screen "If your supposed friend betrays you during the purge after an insanely long amount of time where you weren't haven't spoken to them… (deep breaths)... remember people change over time, and sometimes they were never the people you thought they were. Try to move on and don't let it sour any good memories you have" he said finishing his tip to the readers

"Who are you talking to?" Nicole asked

"Oh I'm just talking to the people reading this fanfic" Ned explained

"The what?"

"Oh the written story posted online that we inhabit in a way where we have no faces or bodies and are nothing but words that real people process into a mental image" Ned explained going Morpheus

"...woah" was all Nicole could say "can I say something"

"Sure go ahead"

"Hey guys….I hope you like the story…thank you for reading and please review…. Bye" Nicole said trying to be polite to you as you finish reading

Post credits 2

A crabbing vessel roared through the waves near the Los Angeles coastline, doing some immediate post Purge crab fishing. The fisherman did all their duties while singing a sea shanty "Yo Ho, Yo Ho, A Seaman's life for me" they sang as they continued "when did our dreams die Carlos" one asked before the ship bumped against something underwater.

A few workers used the crane to lift it up revealing helicopter wreckage and two people, an old man and a gen Z girl, using dolphin corpses as an air supply. They left their air supply and breathed normally again "(heavy breathing)... FINALLY"

"Sir what is your name?" the captain asked

"David and Serenity Snyder, you've probably heard of me I'm very rich" he said as the Captain left and made a phone call

"Ok what do we do now" Serenity asked as they dangled off the helicopter wreckage hoping they would set them down on the ship

"Same thing we do every time we lose kid, try to win in a sequel" Snyder said with a cackle

The captain returned "we just called the cops, we're just gonna drop you off at the station ok" he said before resuming some duties

"Or we may be going to jail" Snyder said

"Dad, I've heard about prison" Serenity said in a super vulnerable way

"And?"

"It ain't fun"