(A review left by mitchellgamblebrandy says: "Hello I just want to say that I may like this chapter because of the Giganotosaurus but the part where the big guy almost killed Ed remines me of a scene from and in the Jurassic park 2 movie that gives me the creeps I don't mean to offend you or anything at all it's just I like the chapter very much because of the Giganotosaurus and it is 1 of my favorite dinosaur king dinosaurs even if it was not in the show."

Well first off, it SHOULD remind you of that trailer scene in The Lost World: Jurassic Park. I literally said that scene in my story was completely "stolen" (lol) from that movie in the author's notes. Didn't you read the author's notes, dude? Come on, man.

HunterHQ also asks if Vine Wrap is an OC move. Yes, it is. There's not going to be a lot of OC moves but there will be some. I created Vine Wrap since there really aren't a lot of offensive grass type moves in the Dinosaur King universe, so I just created this. Essentially, Vine Wrap is where thorny vines shoot out from the ground and tightly squeeze the opponent. He also asks if there will be more Zander and Reese moments. Yes, there will be, so don't need to worry about them not having anymore moments together. To answer your last question, no, Rex won't meet his ancestor since there really aren't any confirmations he has ancestors in the anime… Course that won't mean there won't be a little joke regarding this.

Also Seth… Yeah, Seth will make an appearance in this story… but not the type you're thinking…

Anyway… yeah, here's Chapter 6. No dumb reviews, alright?)


Clamor and chattering amongst the locals of Shihezi, China could be heard all across the city, with many people riding in their cars, bicycles, or scooters for transportation. To the locals, it was a normal day where people could talk amongst themselves, living their life with not a care in the world. People were buying products from stores or from street vendors while the occasional rodent would pop into the stores before being chased away by the owners with broomsticks.

"Zuòzhě bù huì shuō zhōngwén, hāhā." says one of the locals.

"Gōngchéngshī shìgè gāisǐ de jiàndié!" says the second person whom they were talking to.

At a local street trading stand, the owner was offering a large egg to a customer, but unbeknownst to the two of them, this egg was in reality a dinosaur card capsule. "Would that be cash or credit?" asks one of the vendors to his customers.

"NEIN!" shouts the customer as he slaps the capsule out of his hands.

The capsule fell to the ground, immediately breaking it as two cards fell from it, coming into contact with a blade of grass, immediately activating it. A bright green light emitted from the card as a fully grown hadrosaurid dinosaur appeared, a dinosaur with a helmet-like crest. This dinosaur was known as a Corythosaurus and said Corythosaurus roared into the air, being thrown into a strange new world filled with strange, and quite frankly ugly, looking animals.

"Yeah, I'll use credit today." says the customer, turning to the vendor.

The vendor slammed his fist on the table in frustration. "DAMN!" he shouts in anger.

Everyone began running around upon seeing the dinosaur while the Corythosaurus continued to roar before running away as well, which not only caused property damage but scared the locals as well.

"LOOK OUT! IT'S GODZILLA!" shouts a businessman pointing to the Corythosaurus..

"Technically, it isn't Godzilla as the monster is actually based in Japan and not in China plus the fact that Godzilla is much, MUCH larger and is protected from cheap copies by copyright." says another civilian beside him.

"STILL WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA!" shouts the businessman.

"Now that I agree with." the second man replies with a smile before screaming. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

With that, everyone began running around while the Corythosaurus got scared from all the screaming from the strange little men before running into a nearby park.


*Who Are You by the Who starts playing...*

*brief instrumental*

Starring MAX TAYLOR (+ Chomp)

Whoooooooo are you?

ZOE DRAKE (+ Paris)

Who, who, who who?

REX OWEN (+ Ace)

Whoooooooo are you?

REESE

Who, who, who, who?

URSULA, ZANDER, ED (+ Terry, Spiny, Tank)

I really wanna know! (Whoooooooo are you?)

DR. Z

Oooooooh!

ROD AND LAURA

The ANCIENTS

Come on! Tell me who are you! You! You! AAAAAAAARE YOOOOOOOU!

Dinosaur King: Prehistoric Peril


Aaaah, September. The start of a new school year. Fresh new start, brand new stories to be told. But more importantly…

"SEPTEMBEEEEEEEEER!" Francis shouts at the top of his lungs. In the middle of the hallway of Sanjo High School where Max and Zoe attended, their fellow classmate and village idiot Francis began doing the conga for no other reason than his own enjoyment and boredom. "Do you remember? 21st night of September? Love was changing the minds of pretenders. While chasing the clouds away." Francis began singing as a few students joined the conga.

"I've been going to school with Francis for my entire life and I still can't understand him." Max says as he and Zoe watched the increasing conga line.

"I don't know, Max. I kind of find Francis funny. He's the life of a party. Heck, he IS the party." Zoe tells her friend as they continue to observe Francis doing the conga.

"Ba-dee-ya! Livin' in September! Ba-dee-ya! I don't know the lyrics! Ba-dee-ya!" Francis continued to sing, the conga line continuously increasing.

"He's annoying." Max replies before realizing something. "Hey, how are those DinoShots Reese is working on?"

"She's making progress." Zoe answers. "I don't know how much, you'll have to ask her yourself. All that data did get destroyed along with the trailers a few days ago so I can imagine how much work she has to do."

"Yeah. True that." Max agrees.

"Max!" calls out a voice.

Max turned to the side to see Rex approaching him, his cellphone in his hand. "Rex! What're you doing here?" Max asks his friend.

"Didn't you get my text?" Rex asks before suddenly noticing the long conga line in the hallway. "Wait. Wait… What's going on here?"

"Are those Latin rhythms? I love Latin rhythms! Hey, let me show you clowns how to conga!" Francis exclaims as he continues to do the conga. By this point, a random student was playing September by Earth, Wind, and Fire on a boombox they were pumping up into the air.

"Francis being weird. Anyway, what text are you talking about?" Max asks, referencing Rex's previous question.

"Huh? Oh yeah!" Rex exclaims, suddenly remembering his previous question. "A dinosaur showed up a few minutes ago. Why didn't you get my text?"

Max sheepishly smiled as he rubbed the back of his head. "I may have gotten my phone taken away by the teacher." Max nervously replies with a chuckle.

"How'd that happen?" Rex asks, raising an eyebrow in response.


"Heheheh. I love this video." Max chuckled to himself as he watched a video on his phone. On his phone was a video of a man wearing a dinosaur costume dancing on stage before tripping, resulting in falling down off the stage and onto a small child, everyone screaming as a result. "Oh man, that's beautiful."

"Ahem." says a voice from above.

Max suddenly looked up to see the teacher standing before him, giving him an unamused and irritated look, not happy catching him watching videos on his phone in the middle of class. Max stared at the teacher like a deer in headlights, frozen not out of fear but out of surprise, not knowing what his next move would be. The thing with Max however is that he's indecisive and impatient, not being able to come up with any sort of plan at all, second guessing everything, and acting irrational at the heat of the moment. Which is what he did.

"You'll never take me alive!" Max shouts at the teacher, pointing at her.

He suddenly jumped out of his seat and ran straight towards the window, jumping and crashing through it before running off into the courtyard… where he ran right into a tree and fell down.


"Accident?" Max answers, chuckling afterwards.

Rex gave him a doubtful look fitted with lidded eyes. "Uh-huh." he replies, not believing his friend for a second. "Well, come on. School's over and we need to find out who's going to get that dinosaur."

"What do you mean 'we need to find out'?" Max asks. "Our Dino-Bracers were ruined the last time and Reese hasn't finished making us those DinoShots yet."

"Not exactly." Rex answers. "She just finished making one today and she's going to give it to one of us when we get there." Rex suddenly got close to Max's ear, using his hand as a sort of 'protection' from Zoe being able to hear him. "My bet is on Zoe since she's her sister and all." At that moment, the blonde realized something. "Wait. Where is Zoe?"

The two of them turned to the conga line, where Zoe was shown dancing right next to Francis while singing the song being played in the hallway. "Ba-dee-ya, say, do you remember? Ba-dee-ya, dancing in September? Ba-dee-ya, never was a cloudy day!" Zoe finished singing by winking while giving a peace sign, a kind of 'kawaii' type thing, I don't know.

"I love the conga! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Francis shouts, pumping his fists in the air.


Meanwhile, at the D-Lab, the Alpha Trio were shown hanging out in the main room while Reese was busy finishing up the first DinoShot she had built for the team. Ed was shown with a large cast on his leg, with various writing on it, writings made by the others that read:

"Get well soon! - Rod"

"Don't break a LEG haha - Laura"

"ZANDER WUZ HERE!"

"all belly, all butt, no smarts" (this one was written by Dr. Z)

Ursula had just finished writing her own name on the cast while a completed tic tac toe board was also drawn on there. "There." Ursula says with a smile after finishing writing her name.

"You could've written, 'Hope you get better soon, bro.' or something like that." Ed says to the greenette.

"Nnnnope!" Ursula playfully replies, tapping Ed with the tip of the marker.

Right at that moment, the D-Team had shown up through the doors, practically running inside. "We're here! Where's the dinosaur?" Max asks the lab technician.

"Hello to you too, Max. My day went pretty well." Reese sarcastically replies, glaring at Max.

"Oh, that's cool. Anyway where's the-" Max stopped himself when he began chuckling along with everyone else. "No. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That was rude of me. I'm sorry. How was your day?" Max genuinely asks.

"Well, it did go pretty well. I just finished working on the first DinoShot." Reese answers in her usual monotone voice, holding up the completed device.

"Awesome! I can't wait to use it!" Max excitingly exclaims, reaching in to grab the device.

"Hold on, Max. Who said you're getting the first one?" Rex asks, peeved at Max's selfishness.

"I thought it was obvious. I mean, I am kind of the leader." Max arrogantly boasts, rubbing the bottom of his nose in the process.

"Yeah. Kind of. As in you're not the leader. We're called the D-Team not the D-Squad. A team has no leader… Wait hold on, that didn't come out right." Rex stopped himself for a moment.

"Huh?! What're you talking about? I am totally the leader." Max continues to brag.

"Actually," Reese spoke up, interrupting the two. "since I was the one who created this DinoShot, I should decide who should get it."

"Aw man." Rex says in a disappointed tone, looking down.

"She's going to give it to Zoe." Max says aloud in an annoyed tone.

"Fortunately for you two, I'm not. Unfortunately for Zoe… I'm not." Reese reveals in an angered tone.

"Wait what?!" Rex and Max exclaim together.

"A plot twist! My favorite!" Zander exclaims, watching the scene unfold.

"My favorite kind of twists are liquorice twists." Ed comments, taking a bit out of a Twizzler from a bag.

"Where'd you even get those?" Ursula asks the young, chubby man.

"Zoe won't be receiving the first DinoShot for two reasons. I don't like playing favorites… and she totaled dad's car again." Reese reveals.

"It's a conspiracy I tell you! That van was in my blind spot!" Zoe loudly defends herself.

"So one of us gets to have the first DinoShot?" Max asks, hope in his eyes.

"How do we decide?" Rex asks afterwards.

The two of them then turned to each other, silently agreeing on a complex method to decide who will receive the first DinoShot.


"Ready? Winner gets the DinoShot. Are you ready?" Rex asks, holding up a 'rock, paper, scissors' gesture in his hand.

"Oh, I was born ready. Alright. Let's go!" Max excitedly proclaims.

"Ready? One. Two. Three!" the two of them yell at the same time.

Max held rock while Rex had papers.

"Yes! Paper wins!" Rex yells triumphantly.

"Wait. Wait. Something beats rock?" Max genuinely asks, confused as to how he won.

Max suddenly collapsed to the floor while Rex began laughing and pointing at him.

RexMeister 2nd amendmented xX_D1N0L0V3R69_Xx

"AHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! AHAHAHA- AH!" Rex continued to point and laugh at Max even after he collapsed to the ground until Rex himself collapsed also, suddenly losing consciousness.

RexMeister bid farewell, cruel world!


"Here you go, Rex. Your stone's already placed inside. Now be careful with it. It's still a work-in-progress so it might not be up to date as your previous holders." Reese says, handing Rex his DinoShot.

"Awesome!" Rex triumphantly exclaims.

"That game was rigged." Max stubbornly says as he pouts in the corner.

"So where is the dinosaur anyway, Reese?" Zoe asks her older sister.

"In a small city in China, named Shihezi. The computer says it's a Grass element." Reese answers, glancing at the main computer as she zeroed in on the location.

"Phew. That means no carnivorous dinosaurs threatening to throw us off a ledge." Zoe replies in a relieved tone.

"Or not trying to eat you." Ed adds, motioning to his leg.

"Oooh, my turn." Max suddenly says as he approaches Ed's leg, marker in hand.

"So wait, that means I'm going alone?" Rex asks, feeling kind of unsure about the situation.

"Well," Reese began to say. "technically the Alpha Gang were going to go on this mission but on account on Ed's leg-"

"Hi." waved Ed.

"-and the fact I haven't even started on the other two DinoShots, you'll be tagging along with the Alpha Gang as Ed's replacement until he gets better."

"Terry and Spiny are ready to go!" Zander exclaims as he and Ursula held up their respective chibi dinosaurs, whom tried to escape from their grasps.

"Guys, wait." Ed spoke up, stopping the two.

"What's wrong, now?" Ursula asks in an annoyed manner.

"Can you take Tank with you instead?" Ed asks, revealing he was petting Tank's head. "She's been a very good girl lately and I promised her that she would go on a mission but because my leg got hurt, I won't be able to take her. Can you please take her? I want her to enjoy her reward because she's my special little girl."

The remaining two Alpha members just stared at Ed with different expressions, Zander had a confused one while Ursula gave off a deadpan expression. "Ed, it's a dinosaur." Ursula reminds her comrade in an annoyed tone.

"But she's also my friend." Ed replies, hugging Tank whom also tried to struggle out of his grasp.

"Come on, guys. Are you really going to deny a wounded warrior's wish?" Max asks in a teasing tone with a smug smile.

"I wouldn't put it pass the old lady to do something like that anyway." Zoe replies in the same smug tone.

"WHATCHU CALL ME, LITTLE GIRL?!" Ursula shouts vehemently. "You know what?! Fine! We'll take Tank only to shut that stupid girl up!"

"What was that?" Reese asks in an ominous tone, shadows of pure darkness and nightmares emitting from her body.

Ursula froze up, like a small child seeing the boogie man, as she slowly creaked around to see Reese glaring at her, her entire face obstructed by the shadows. "I- I mean, what a sweet little sister you have, Reese." Ursula replies in a scared tone with a scared smile.

"Remind me to never make her mad." Zander tells his adoptive little sister.

"Yeah, that's right." Zoe smugly replies with a complacent smile.

"I wouldn't be talking if I were you, Zoe. Especially since the Alpha Gang are better drivers than you." Reese harshly tells her, the same shadows emitting from her body.

Zoe shrunk in size as she went to a corner, crouching down while rubbing her fingertip in circles on the ground. "You didn't have to be so personal." she says in a depressed tone.

"Thank you so much, Ursula!" Ed thanked his comrade before raising Tank up to his face. "Did you hear that, Tank? You're going on a mission and you're going to be a good, destructive little girl and beat that dinosaur! I know you will. Yes you will. Yes you will." Ed tells his dinosaur in a silly voice with a silly smile.

"Ed, she's peeing on you." Zander tells the short man.

True enough, it was revealed that Tank was peeing right on Ed's shirt while he was raising her to his face, though his smile seemed to indicate that he didn't care. "When you gotta go you gotta go." Ed clarifies as an attempt to defend his dinosaur.

"Will Dr. Z be joining you guys this time?" Max asks the two Alpha members.

Ursula and Zander turned to each other with uncertain expressions, remembering what happened earlier that day.


"Hey! According to the map thingy, a dinosaur appeared!" Zander calls out to the group.

"Excellent!" Dr. Z loudly proclaims. "And this time I'm joining you guys! I may have missed seeing the dinosaurs the other times but this time will be different! This time I will- Ooooooh. Oh hold on one moment."

Dr. Z all of a sudden ran into the restroom beside him, leaving the Alpha Trio to themselves as they heard the sounds of a toilet seat being opened up along with a belt buckle. Afterwards, the sounds of liquid splashing inside a small bowl was heard, no doubt Dr. Z peeing into the toilet. The Alpha Trio stood there, or sat there in Ed's case as he was in a wheelchair, in awkward silence, waiting for the doctor to be finished with his business. However, what they thought was going to be a quick bathroom break soon changed when Dr. Z continued to pee in the toilet, even after twenty seconds had passed.

Zander suddenly checked his watch as Ursula began filing his nails, Ed meanwhile began snacking on some Pocky's, all uncomfortably waiting for their boss to be done. Nothing else was heard other than Dr. Z's urine hitting the toilet water, the three of them beginning to feel a bit uncomfortable as that was the only thing they were hearing. Ursula began tapping her foot while Zander took a Pocky from Ed's box before consuming it. At that moment, Terry, Spiny, and Tank all ran into view, chasing each other before disappearing once more. Zander began making clicking sounds with his tongue as Ursula growled in sheer annoyance while Ed started to whistle to pass the time.

"Did you know Richard Dreyfuss is in that new Piranha movie?" Zander asks the group.

"No way? Matt Hooper?" Ursula asks, intrigued by the interesting fact.

Just at that moment, the restroom door opened with Dr. Z peeking his head out afterwards. "Uh, you guys go on ahead. This is turning into something else." the old doctor tells his subordinates.


Zander and Ursula continued to look at each other before looking down at Max. "He's busy." Ursula says.

"Oh." Max replies, a brief silence afterwards. "Is he dead-"

"Let's get going guys." Rex suddenly says, interrupting Max.

Ace, Terry, and Tank followed their respective owners toward the teleporter, standing right next to their feet as they patiently waited to be teleported to the location. "Quick question. I've never taken this teleporter before. Will this hurt?" Zander suddenly asks in a nervous tone.

"You might feel a pinch." Rex answers.

Right at that moment, Reese activated the teleporter as the three were soon atomized before finally being teleported to their destination. "Ow." Ursula says in an emotionless tone.


Rex, Zander, and Ursula suddenly teleported in the middle of the street… about ten feet above the ground, to which they immediately fell to the ground. "Aaah!" they all groaned in pain.

"Looks like Reese's teleporter needs a tune up." Rex mumbles, sprawled on the ground.

"It's not the only one." Zander mumbles in pain.

Ursula picked herself up, dusting off the dirt off of her clothes with an annoyed expression on her face. She continued to dust herself up before glancing at her surroundings, only to find out that there was absolutely no one in sight.

"Uuuum… Where is everyone?" she asks.

Her question got an answer in the form of several armored jeeps rolling into the street along with an armored battle tank before they eventually surrounded the trio. The three chibi dinosaurs all hid beside each other behind Rex as soldiers got out of the vehicles, weapons in hands, before surrounding the three. Initially scared and confused, the trio suddenly saw what appeared to be a higher rank soldier coming out from the armored battle tank, a megaphone in his hand.

"ATTENTION, CIVILIANS." The soldier says through the megaphone at close range, causing the three of them to cover their ears while the three chibi dinosaurs ran off to get away from the loud noise.. "THERE HAS BEEN A MONSTER SIGHTED NEAR HERE. I ADVISE YOU TO PLEASE EVACUATE FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY BY ORDER OF THE PEOPLE'S LIBERATION ARMY! AKA: ME."

"You don't have to use that megaphone! We're ten feet in front of you!" Ursula shouts back, still covering her ears.

"CIVILIAN, YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO GIVE ME ORDERS. ONLY THOSE WHO ARE A HIGHER AUTHORITY CAN GIVE ME ORDERS… ALSO MY MOTHER. COME TO THINK OF IT, YOU LOOK ABOUT TO BE AS OLD AS MY MOTHER."

"I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER! NOR AM I OLD!" Ursula shouted in anger.

"SHE'S PROVOKED! TASE HER!"

"Wha-" Ursula's words were cut off when one of the soldiers suddenly started tasing her with a taser, incapacitating her as she fell down to the ground in a fried crisp. "Someone smell barbecue?"

"Hold on! Hold on! Did you say there was a monster?" Rex asks the soldier.

"THAT IS CORRECT, CIVILIAN. A LARGE LIZARD ABOUT THE SIZE OF A DINOSAUR APPEARED IN THE STREET EARLY THIS MORNING." the soldier says through the megaphone.

"That's because it is a dinosaur, you loudmouth!" Zander shouts at the soldier.

The soldier was silent for a few seconds before turning on his megaphone again. "ARE YOU SURE?" he asks in an uncertain tone.

"Yes, we're sure." Rex answers back.

"Yeah! We're actually here to capture that dinosaur!" Ursula shouts at the soldier.

"YOU ARE? WHO SENT YOU?" the soldier asks.

Ursula was caught with her pants down… not literally, as she did not expect him to ask the question, thus unprepared to give a response. "Uuuuuh, the government! Yeah! We're your higher ups! So that means we have higher authority than you and my first order is to STOP USING THAT MEGAPHONE!" Ursula shouts at the soldier.

Behind her, another soldier grunt tapped her shoulder, gaining her attention. "Just let him use it. It's his thing and he's super insecure about it." the grunt tells Ursula.

"Awww, I was getting used to this thing." the higher ranking soldier says in a disheartened tone, rubbing his megaphone.

"Uh, she didn't mean it!" Rex desperately tries to change his mind.

"Yeah! She was joking! You're free to use that thing as much as you want- Uh, wait."

"MUCH APPRECIATED!" the soldier says through the megaphone, interjecting Zander, his mood instantly changed.

"God damnit!" Zander swears in the background.

"IF YOU DO NOT MIND ME ASKING, WHAT DIVISION DO YOU THREE COME FROM?" the soldier asks through the megaphone.

"Uuuuuh, the Alpha Division! We're the Alpha Gang!" Ursula proudly proclaims.

"I'm not. I'm just an associate." Rex adds in.

"To protect dinosaurs from mass extinction!" Ursula starts the motto.

"To unite all prehistoric lizards without distinction!" Zander adds in.

"I don't know what rhymes with 'distinction'." Rex jokingly joined in as a gag.

"Oh so Ursula!"

"Zantastic Zander!"

"Rex… Uh… Rex."

"The Alpha Gang, ready for all action!" Ursula loudly proclaims.

"No matter what, we are your faction!" Zander adds in.

"I wasn't really part of this transaction." Rex finishes off, emphasizing how he wasn't really apart of their gang.

The remaining Alpha Gang members waited for Terry to finish off the motto with a roar, only to realize there was a lack of a roar in the motto. "Huh? Terry? Where'd you go?" Ursula asks, looking for her dinosaur.

"Tank? Where are you? Oh no, Ed is gonna be pissed." Zander says in a scared tone.

"Ace is gone too!" Rex cries out, realizing the lack of a chibi Carnotaurus with hydrophobia.

"IF YOU DO NOT MIND ME ASKING, ARE THEY YOUR K-9 UNITE?" the soldier asks.

"Um… Yeah, kind of." Ursula answers in an uncertain tone.

"THEY ARE DEAD. WE WILL SEND OUR CONDOLENCES TO YOUR AGENCY." the soldier loudly proclaims with no emotion whatsoever.

"Listen here, Mr… Uh-"

"MY NAME IS COLONEL TAO ZHAO BUT YOU MAY ADDRESS ME AS SIMPLY AS COLONEL." Colonel Zhao reveals.

"Well, listen here, Colonel, our… 'dogs' are very important for our mission so if you would just let us go so we can-"

"NO CAN DO." Colonel Zhao loudly and rudely interrupts. "IF YOU ARE APART OF THE ALPHA AGENCY DISPATCHED TO TAKE CARE OF THIS MONSTER THEN WE SHALL ASSIST YOU ON IT. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT TAKE CARE OF THIS PROBLEM SOON, WE WILL BE FORCED TO USE VIOLENCE… AGAINST THE MONSTER."

"Well that sucks." Zander proclaims, placing his fists to his hips.

"That dinosaur could get hurt from that cannon of theirs. We need to find our dinosaurs fast." Rex tells the two.

"No problem. We can just recall them. Like this." Ursula demonstrated as she and Zander pressed the recall buttons on their Alpha Scanners, successfully recalling Terry and Tank to their cards and right into their hands. "Viola."

"Nice. Smart thinking." Rex says, grabbing his DinoShot.

"I am a genius." Ursula brags.

Rex pulled out his DinoShot and started to scan the weapon for the recall button only to come to the horrifying conclusion… he has no idea how to work this thing. "I just realized I don't know how to use this thing at all." Rex says in a defeated tone. Told ya.

"What?! You mean to tell me you didn't ask Reese to show you how that thing works?!" Ursula yells at the young dinosaur enthusiast.

"I guess it slipped my mind. Heheheheheh." Rex sheepishly chuckled, scratching the back of his head with an embarrassed smile on his face.

"Well if you ask me, it looks like you slash your cards on the top." Zander says, pointing to the top plate on top of the blunt ended gun object.

"Yeah, but I don't know which button is which." Rex responds.

"ARE YOU HAVING DIFFICULTIES WITH YOUR DEVICES, ALPHA DIVISION?" Colonel Zhao asks through the megaphone.

"I'm getting really tired of that megaphone." Ursula annoyingly says as a vein popped on her forehead.

"IF YOU THREE WILL NOT START YOUR MISSION, WE WILL BE FORCED TO TAKE OVE- YOU KNOW WHAT? WE'RE TAKING OVER. WHOEVER FINDS THE MONSTER FIRST HAS FIRST GRABS AT IT." Colonel Zhao loudly announces.

"Wait what?!"

"GOODBYYYYYYYYE!"

With that said, Colonel Zhao went back into the armored tank before all the vehicles began driving off, eventually turning the corner and disappearing from the trio's line of sight. "Hey! Some colonel you are!" Ursula shouts in anger, stomping her foot on the ground.

"This is bad." Rex proclaims. "If the military finds the dinosaur first, they could kill it. What's even worse, Ace is out there alone! He could get hurt!"

"That just means we need to find it first and beat that loudmouth soldier boy and finally shut him up!" Ursula angrily responds. "Come on, Zander!"

Zander was suddenly grabbed by Ursula as she began dragging him down the street, much to his chagrin. "Huh? H-Hey! Wait! Hold up!" Zander's pleas were ignored as his adoptive younger sister continued to drag him down the street.

Rex looked back down at his DinoShot, trying to figure out how to work it but no matter how hard he focused and concentrated, he couldn't figure it out at all. "You guys go on without me! I've got to find Ace first!" he yells at the two.

"Don't take your time! We're not going to wait around for you!" Ursula yells back, still dragging Zander along with her.

Rex looked in a random direction, a concerned expression on his face. "Come on, Ace. Where are you?" he whispers to himself.


"Ready? One. Two. Three!"

Zoe held scissors while Max held paper, giving him another loss again.

"Haha! Yes! Scissors beats paper!" Zoe excitingly exclaims, jumping up into the air in a giddy fashion.

"Could've sworn I had that." Max says in an annoyed tone, taking a look at his fist as if it was broken.

Meanwhile, Reese was busy working on the second DinoShot while Ed observed her, eating a bag of Cheetos beside her, getting cheesy crumbs on her workspace, much to her annoyance. "Ed, can you… Can you not?" Reese asks, getting increasingly annoyed by his poor table manners.

"Oh, sorry." Ed apologized, leaning away from the desk.

"It's vital that these DinoShots aren't damaged in some way." Reese tells the short man. "If something were to happen to them while the kids are out on the field, it could mean travesty for both them and their dinosaurs. I need to be precise with every move I take. These DinoShots are still a work in progress so no doubt there are going to be a few glitches along the road but with enough work, it'll be fit for perfection… also I don't like Cheetos."

Ed was silent for a brief second, the only sound coming from him was the sound of him chewing his Cheeto. "You wanna sign my cast?" he randomly asks, lifting his casted leg on the desk.

"I most certainly do." Reese immediately answers, grabbing a marker from her drawer.

"Rock beats scissors!" Zoe exclaims triumphantly in the background.

"This is outrageous!" Max shouts back in the background.


The military vehicles continued to drive down the street, still in search for the dinosaur so they could kill it before it could hurt anyone. "KEEP YOUR EYES AND EARS OPEN, GENTLEMEN. WE MUST FIND THAT MONSTER ASAP."

"Colonel," says one of his subordinates. "I understand why you must use the megaphone outside where everyone within a mile radius can hear you but do you have to use it in here? In a vehicle? Where you're in close proximity to us?… Without shoulder touch?" asks one of the soldiers.

"IT MAKES ME FEEL IMPORTANT, PRIVATE." Colonel Zhao responds loudly through the megaphone.

"First off, I'm a sergeant, I worked very hard on achieving this rank and second off, YOU RUN THIS ENTIRE UNIT!" the sergeant yells back.

Colonel Zhao remained silent for a brief second before talking through his megaphone again. "IT MAKES ME FEEL MORE IMPORTANT." he replies.

"Upcoming bogey! Twelve o'clock!" shouts one of the soldiers.

"Yang, don't talk like the Americans, okay?" scolds one of the other soldiers.

"Sorry. But look up ahead!"

The Colonel looked through the pair of binoculars on top of the jeep to see the Corythosaurus roaming peacefully on top of a hill, having finally escaped all the ruckus and found a place to rest. "Bingo." he says to himself before grabbing his megaphone once more. "ATTENTION, UNIT… GET HIM!"

The driver pressed on the gas pedal as the jeeps all began speeding towards the hill and towards the unsuspecting herbivore. Meanwhile on the other side of the hill, Zander and Ursula continued their search for the dinosaur, hoping to find it before the military did.

"I feel like we're in a ghost town. It's giving me the creeps." Zander says, taking the moment to notice the lack of people in the town.

"I don't know. That pleasant colonel is nice to talk to." Ursula sarcastically replies. Right at that moment, a roar was heard from the distance, alerting the two Alpha members. "What was that?"

The two turned their heads to see the Corythosaurus on top of the hill, roaring at an unseen enemy. "It's a Corythosaurus!" Zander identifies.

"But what is it roaring a-"

"ATTENTION, MONSTER. YOU ARE SURROUNDED. I COMMAND YOU TO SURRENDER NOW." says Colonel Zhao loudly through the megaphone, rudely interrupting Ursula.

"That guy again?! He's like gum to our shoes! As soon as we come into contact with him, we can't get rid of him!" Ursula shouts in anger.

"More importantly, we need to stop that crazy guy before he hurts that Corythosaurus. Otherwise Dr. Z will be really mad at us and you know him when he's mad." Zander tells his partner.

"Well, summon Terry or Tank out to scare him off then." Ursula responds back in an impatient tone.

"Well Ed did say he wanted to give Tank a reward for being a good girl." Zander says, grabbing his Alpha Scanner and Tank's card.

"ALPHA SLASH! SAICHANIA! SHAKE 'EM UP!"

"FIRE!" shouts Colonel Zhao to his men. The armored tank they were in fired a shell from it's cannon right at the Corythosaurus, barely missing it as the shell flew into the air, exploding afterwards. The Corythosaurus roared back at it's enemy before running away and over the hill, trying to escape the unknown enemy it had never seen before. "YOU LUCKY SON OF A BITCH! GO AHEAD AND RUN! WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE… ALRIGHT, QUICK. AFTER IT."

"Yes, sir!" the soldiers all shout as the vehicles began driving towards the hill.

The Corythosaurus continued to run from it's enemy before coming face to face with Tank, whom roared at her opponent vigorously. The hadrosaurid roared in surprise before turning around to run away, only for the Chinese military to appear from on top of the hill.

"HAHAAAA! WE HAVE THE HIGH GROUND NOW, MONSTER!" Colonel Zhao shouts triumphantly through his megaphone.

"If you really think about it, aren't we the real monsters?" one of the soldiers asks. "We are after all chasing and hunting down a dinosaur that had mysteriously appeared into our current world. It's probably afraid, scared and confused because it doesn't know where it's at and us yelling at it with loud noises isn't really easing his situation. Poor thing probably just wants to find a place and hide forever and we are hunting it like it's a carnival prize. Instead of trying to capture this dinosaur, we should observe it, tend to it, care for it, let it roam in a protected environment where it shall not have to worry about any sort of danger at all."

The moving, emotional and motivational speech stunned everyone inside the tank, causing a very brief pause for silence before Colonel Zhao became the killjoy he has always been. "I'M GOING TO SHOOT THE DINOSAUR BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE DINOSAURS." Colonel Zhao childishly exclaims.

"Or that too, yeah."

"WAIT A MINUTE! WHY ARE THERE TWO MONSTERS NOW! DESPITE OBVIOUSLY OUTNUMBERING THE MONSTERS, WE ARE NO MATCH FOR THE TWO OF THEM. MY GOD, MY CRIPPLING INSECURITIES AND MY INNER DEMONS ARE ATTACKING ONCE MORE. RETREAT MEN! RETREAT!" The soldiers all complied with Colonel Zhao's orders as they began to back up from the monsters, only for the engine to suddenly die. "WHAT NOW?"

"It appears we are out of gas, sir." says one of the soldiers.

"BULLSHIT!"

Having enough of the absolute mess that was occurring at the moment, the Corythosaurus roared into the air as it glowed green before slamming it's front legs on the ground. At that moment, a large, thorny vine shot up from the ground and smacked several of the jeeps into the air, sending them flying over the hill where they crashed onto the ground on the other side.

"And it's a home run, baby!" Zander gleefully shouts.

"IT ATTACKED US AFTER WE ATTACKED IT THEREFORE IT'S IN THE WRONG. FIRE!" The armored tank fired a single shell from it's huge cannon, which barely hit the Corythosaurus as it once again flew right passed it and into the air, exploding in the sky. "MY GOD, MEN! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? IT'S TEN FEET TALL AND TEN FEET WIDE AND TEN FEET IN FRONT OF US! HOW ARE YOU MISSING?"

"Oh! Oh, he's cheating!" shouts one of the soldiers.

"How about we send one of our own tanks in there. Get it? Cuz her name is Tank?" Ursula asks her comrade, hoping he got the joke.

"Eeeeeh." Zander replies, waving his hand sideways with an unsure expression.

"Oh, forget it. Just have Tank attack that tank." Ursula impatiently replies with a pout.

"Tank vs tank." Zander replies, grabbing one of her move cards. "Go, Mole Attack!"

Tank roared into the air as a purple glow emitted from her body before she suddenly rapidly dug down into the earth, disappearing from everyone in the vicinity. "The New York Yankees aren't really good to be honest." randomly says one of the soldiers inside the tank, right before it was flung into the air thanks to Tank the Saichania. "OH GOD! WE'RE UP IN THE AIR."

"DO SOMETHING!" Colonel Zhao shouts at one of his men.

"DO SOMETHING!" shouts one of his men.

A second soldier suddenly grabbed his phone and began dialing an unknown number; meanwhile, over by the base, the General of the army was busy writing on a piece of paper when suddenly he had received a phone call, to which he answered. "Yea-"

"DO SOMETHING!" shouts the soldier over the phone.

The armored tank crashed into the ground, accidentally firing a single shell towards Tank, which struck the ground where she was standing, sending her flying into the air. "YOU DIDN'T SOMETHING." says Colonel Zhao over the megaphone.

"Sorry sir." apologizes one of his soldiers.

"It's okay, you did your best."

"Thanks dad- I- I mean, sir."

Tank landed hard onto the ground, causing dirt, grass, and various other earth elements flying into the sky as the Saichania got stuck on her back, like a turtle. "Hm. This is surprisingly not going very well." Ursula calmly acknowledges.

"Man, Ed's gonna be pissed." Zander comments.

Meanwhile, the Corythosaurus had silently deduced that everyone was an enemy, not leaving it alone so it's instincts kicked in. The hadrosaurid quickly ran up to the toppled Saichania and began stomping on her with her front legs vigorously.

"Hey! What're you doing?! We just saved you and this is how your repay us?!" Ursula shouts at the Corythosaurus, angry that it turned on them so quickly.

"Wait!" Zander suddenly yells, remembering something. "This reminds me of when we tried to capture that Ankylosaurus back at the brats' home! It was on it's back but dug into the ground to get back up!"

"Wow, you're actually useful for once. Now hurry up and do what that Ankylosaurus did!" Ursula impatiently ordered.

"Mole Attack! One more time!" Zander shouts, activating the move card once more.

The Corythosaurus continued to pound Tank into the ground before the Saichania suddenly dug into the earth, disappearing from the hadrosauridae. The Corythosaurus looked all around, wondering where it's opponent went before suddenly feeling the ground shake. It looked down as it detected something was beneath it, prompting it to jump to the side as Tank shot up from the ground like a geyser, missing her target but now back on her feet.

"At least she's back on her feet again." Zander comments with hope in his tone. The Corythosaurus roared into the air as it glowed green once more before slamming it's front legs onto the ground, cracking it a bit as a thorny vine shot up from the ground. The thorny vine suddenly whipped Tank right in the face, causing her to fly into the air and crash to the ground in the distance, no doubt injuring her. "OH COME ON!"

"Correction. Ed's gonna be furious." Ursula says in a depressing tone.

"A furious Ed. A once in a lifetime sight." Zander comments.


"Ace! Where are you?! Ace!" Rex continued to yell for his companion. "Oh, it's all my fault. If I had asked how to work this thing, Ace wouldn't be lost in the first place. Why won't you work?!"

Rex began violently shaking and smacking the DinoShot, his frustration turning into anger, trying desperately to have it work properly. At that moment, Rex had accidentally pressed a button on the top of the DinoShot, prompting a start up sound to be heard as the DinoShot lit up. The top of the device suddenly shot up, revealing all of Rex's move cards as well as a small screen for Rex to see. The young dinosaur enthusiast gawked at the device, a bunch of emotions flowing through him as he inadvertently began tightening his grip around the DinoShot.

"You have got. To be kidding me." he says in a frustrated tone. "All this time it wasn't even on?! No wonder it wasn't working! ARGH! HOW COULD I BE SO STU- Wait a minute. I could call back Ace."

Right at that moment, a bush began rustling, prompting Rex to avert his gaze towards it. There, Ace had suddenly poked his head out of the bush, hearing that the yelling and loud noises had stopped, telling him that it was safe to come out.

"Ace!" Rex happily shouts as he ran over to his chibi dinosaur. Before Ace could react, Rex had already had a tight grasp onto him, practically bear hugging him with a gleeful expression. "I'm so happy you're alright! You scared me, you know!" Ace in response began licking Rex's cheek, making him giggle at the gesture. "I guess you were just scared of the megaphone, huh? It's okay, I would've been scared too. What matters now is that you're safe." Rex suddenly looked up, now noticing the rainbow themed sky above him. "Huh. How long has that been there?" His observation was suddenly interrupted when he heard the sounds of roaring and cannons firing from the distance. "What was that?! Come on, Ace! Let's go check it out!"

Rex suddenly ran through the bush before eventually reaching the hill, immediately spotting the Corythosaurus smacking Tank with it's tail. "Woah! It's a Corytho-"

"We've already identified it." Zander calls out in the distance.

"Oh, sorry." Rex apologizes in a casual tone.

"Hey, a little help here would be very appreciated!" Ursula shouts at Rex, her frustration boiling into anger.

"Come on, Ace. Let's go kick some dino butt!" Rex exclaims, pushing a button on his DinoShot, which resulted in pulling up his move cards instead of recalling Ace. "Oh. Whoops. Wrong button. How 'bout this?" Rex pushed another button on his DinoShot, this time successfully recalling Ace back into a card. "That's much better." Rex says with a smile.

"DINO SLASH! CARNOTAURUS, BLOW THEM AWAY!"

Ace landed on the ground as soon as he spawned, immediately rushing towards the unsuspecting Corythosaurus, roaring as he did so. The Corythosaurus turned it's head to see Ace charging right towards it; as soon as spotting another enemy, it slowly became more aggressive, indicated by the loud roar it gave off. The Corythosaurus charged towards Ace as the two dinosaurs charged bravely at each other, like warriors going in for a deathmatch. The Corythosaurus went in to smack Ace with it's tail but thanks to Ace's speediness, he managed to jump out of the way on time.

"Let's go Ace! Cyclone!" Rex shouts as he activates the move card.

A tornado suddenly appeared in the sky, spiraling down towards the Carnotaurus before surrounding him; Ace roared into the air as the tornado disappeared, Ace now having violent winds orbiting his body. He suddenly charged towards the Corythosaurus, powered up thanks to the move card before biting hard on the Corythosaurus' tail. After getting a firm grip on the tail, Ace swung the Corythosaurus around like a frisbee before letting go of it, sending it flying in the distance.

"Nice job, Ace!" Rex triumphantly shouts at his partner.

The Corythosaurus continued to fly into the air while it was rapidly approaching the ground. Unfortunately, the Corythosaurus did what is known as a '9000 iq pro gamer move' as it swiftly caught itself with it's legs, successfully landing the fall and barely taking any damage.

"Okay, wow. Just… Wow." Rex says in astonishment.

"He even stuck the landing." Zander comments in equal astonishment.

The sudden attack caused by the also sudden appearance of the Carnotaurus enraged the Corythosaurus, whom punished Ace severely with it's own move card. Yet again, the Corythosaurus roared as it glowed green before slamming it's front legs on the ground, cracking it as the huge thorny vine shot up from the ground. The vine suddenly began whipping Ace several times before launching him into the sky where he landed on the ground far away.

"Woah! What move was that?!" Rex asks in utter disbelief.

"That was Thorn Whip and be careful! It packs a punch- er, whip." Zander replies, correcting himself afterwards.

As the battle continued on top of the hill, down below the Chinese soldiers all crawled out of the tank's wreckage, with Colonel Zhao standing before his men. "THIS IS COLONEL- Oh, wait." Colonel Zhao says, realizing the blunder that was speaking into a radio with a megaphone. "This is Colonel Zhao… WE NEED BACK UP IMMEDIATELY!"

"Up yours!" shouts the person on the other end.

Up in the sky, a CAIC Z-10 flew in the sky, being the reinforcement that the Colonel 'kindly' asked for. "Do you have a visual of the target?" asked the pilot to the gunman.

The gunman sitting below him looked at the screen in front of him, showing him a camera feed of the battle taking place down below. "Which one?" asks the gunman.

The pilot looked out the window to see that there were three dinosaurs down below now, two of whom were fighting while the other was lying on the ground. "Aw great, there's three of them. Just shoot at all of them!" the pilot ordered.

The gunman pressed a button on the control stick he was holding, firing the cannon underneath the nose of the chopper. The minigun spun around as it started rapidly firing piercing bullets, all of which barely hit the dinosaurs on the ground.

"They're firing at us! Do something!" Ursula shouts at Zander.

"You know, don't you think having the military here is kind of a bit overkill?" Zander asks, ignoring the situation.

"Yeah, well the author is running out of ideas and isn't really creative to begin with. Now do something for crying out loud!" Ursula shouted at him impatiently.

"Tank, use Spike Arrows to destroy that chopper!" Zander commanded, activating one of her move cards.

Tank glowed purple as she roared into the air, several purple crystal spikes forming on the club of her tail. Afterwards, she fired all of the arrows towards the chopper, successfully damaging it as the minigun attached to it got broken off.

"We're hit! The minigun's been destroyed!" the pilot shouts as smoke came out from the engine.

"Good thing we still have rockets." the gunman replies, pressing another button as rockets on the wings of the chopper fired towards the ground.

"One more time, Ace! Cyclone!" Rex tells, activating the move card once more.

Once again, a tornado surrounded Ace before disappearing but now before giving Ace a major elemental power boost. As Ace charged towards his enemy, the rockets suddenly landed in front of him, destroying the earth while also stunning the poor Carnotaurus. Ace soon became shell shocked as his power-up died down immediately, causing him to stumble back before falling down the hill.

"Oh no! Ace!" Rex calls out in horror at his partner.

"One more time, Tank! Spike Arrows!" Zander yells, activating the move card yet again.

Once more, crystalized purple spikes spawned into existence from Tank's club before she shot them towards the attack helicopter, this time destroying one of the blades. "We're hit! Mayday! Mayday! I'm gonna land this thing now!" shouts the pilot as the chopper flew out of control before crashing on the ground, luckily with no casualties.

The Corythosaurus glowed green before it slammed it's front legs on the ground, once again activating it's move card. "What is this? Like the fourth time that dinosaur used that move?" Ursula asks, getting tired of the drawn out battle.

The massive, thorny vine shot out from the ground before smacking Ace right in the face, sending him flying towards the crashed helicopter. The pilot and gunman both screamed as they ran away just in time as Ace crashed right into the helicopter, causing it to explode. Upon crashing, Ace turned back into a card, thankfully his card flying away from the fire before it could burn it out of existence.

"Ace!" Rex shouts, running towards his partner's card.

"Uuuh, Ursula." Zander says, taking a look at the blinking Alpha Scanner showing Tank's face. "Tank isn't doing so hot either. Maybe we should call in back up?"

"You want hot? I'll give you hot." Ursula confidently says, holding up Terry's card and her Alpha Scanner.

"ALPHA SLASH! GO TYRANNOSAURUS! BLAZE!"

Terry roared into the air, the king of dinosaurs having made his appearance as the area around them suddenly turned into a Time Warp, prehistoric land now replaced the city green. A large lake was in the distance while beautiful, green prehistoric grass and trees blanketed the land, albeit the destroyed helicopter still remained seen. Both Terry and the Corythosaurus circled each other, both ready for a prehistoric battle, waiting for one of them to make the first move. Alas, it was Terry who made the first move as he charged right towards the hadrosauridae, biting it's crest on top of it's head, having a firm grip on it.

The Corythosaurus roared in response as it shook it's head right out of Terry's grasp before the two of them headbutted each other, leaving it as a stalemate as the two of them continuously pushed against each other's heads. The Corythosaurus quickly swung it's head up, performing an upper cut with it's crest which knocked back Terry a bit before striking him with it's tail. Terry retaliated by charging towards the Corythosaurus before biting down right onto it's neck with his 35,000 newton bite force. The Corythosaurus growled in response, picking itself up before forcing itself out of Terry's grasp, successfully freeing itself.

Having had enough, the Corythosaurus once again glowed green and slammed it's front legs on the ground as it activated Thorn Whip one more time. The move was too fast for Terry to react as the thorny vine raced towards the tyrant king who could only watch in hopelessness. However, a sudden factor was added to the equation when Tank threw herself in front of Terry, blocking the attack while also taking it for her teammate. The attack combined with her already low health was enough to turn her back into a card as the Thorn Whip move card ended.

"Yeah, Ed's not going to be happy about this." Zander says in a defeated tone.

"Don't just stand there! Go get Tank's card while I finish this battle!" Ursula commanded, slapping Zander enough to push him forward. "Silly dinosaur. Don't you know fire beats grass?" Ursula rhetorically asks in an arrogant tone as she activates the Fire Cannon move card.

Flames ignited inside Terry's maw before eventually filling it up to the point where the tyrant king could no longer keep it in his mouth anymore. With all of his force, the king of dinosaurs blew out the flaming ball of scorching hot fire out of his jaw and towards the unfortunate opponent. With little to no time to react, the ball of fire impacted with the Corythosaurus, sending it flying in the air before it crash landed on the ground. Finally, with a glowing green glow, the Corythosaurus returned back into a card as the Time Warp disappeared, the battlefield leaving as the modern city took back it's place.

"ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT. WHAT'S GOING ON HE-" Colonel Zhao suddenly dropped his megaphone as he and his men stared up to see Terry staring down at them, his razor sharp teeth showing as drool escaped his mouth. "Don't move. It can't see us if we don't move." Colonel Zhao told his subordinates.

In response, Terry roared at the soldiers, causing drool to be shot out of his mouth, showering the soldiers down below. This act was enough to scare the soldiers as they all ran away with Colonel Zhao running behind them as they all screamed for their lives. After they ran, the tyrant king himself stepped on the megaphone, completely destroying it as the soldiers sprinted as fast as they could.

"This is Colonel Zhao calling for a tactical retreat! Let the monsters take over this city! I don't care! I don't want to be food!" Colonel Zhao shouts at his radio as the soldiers disappeared over the hill.

"Terry! You're drooling again! Where are your manners?" Ursula asks, prompting the Tyrannosaurus to shake his head to get rid of the drool.

Rex bent down and picked up the Corythosaurus card, a smile appearing on his face while doing so. "Alright! We got the Corythosaurus card… and avoided getting completely annihilated by the Chinese military while doing so." he rapidly says.

"We should probably get out of here before they return." Zander suggests, a worried expression on his face.

"Good idea. Did you get Tank's card?" Ursula asks the tall man.

"Um… No?" Zander replies nervously.

"Go get it." the greenette sternly tells the man.

"Okay." Zander says in a depressed tone before trudging towards Tank's card.

Right at that moment, a rainbow light suddenly appeared in the middle of the hill before it disappeared, revealing Dr. Z holding an Alpha Scanner with Spiny's card inside.

"At last!" Dr. Z shouts triumphantly. "My old man problems have been flushed down the toilet! Nyahahahahahahahaha! Now watch and learn as the true Dinosaur King takes on this-"

His sentence was suddenly cut short when he took a quick look at his surroundings, which consisted of a crashed and destroyed helicopter on fire with smoke flying into the air. Several parts of the hill were destroyed thanks to the minigun and rockets, several crashed jeeps as well as the flipped over armored tank that Colonel Zhao was in. Added to this were Rex and Ursula, staring blankly at him; eventually he connected the dots and came to a sudden conclusion.

"Let me guess. I'm too late again, aren't I?" Dr. Z asks in an annoyed tone with lidded eyes. Rex and Ursula nodded silently at the same time, confirming his suspicions. "God fu-"


After the long day the three endured, they were eventually teleported back to the D-Lab, where Max wasted no time in asking what kind of dinosaur it was and was happy to get his answer. "Woah! A Corythosaurus! Now that's awesome!" he excitedly exclaims.

"So it was just trying to get away from all the noise the military was making?" Zoe asks, feeling bad for the herbivore.

"Seems like it." Rex answers.

"I wouldn't put it passed any type of government to send in the military when an unknown threat appears. Believe me, I've watched a lot of monster movies." Spike speaks out in a 'matter-of-fact' kind of tone.

"I feel bad for it though." Zoe says aloud, taking a look at the card.

"Yeah, me too." Ed agrees. "I know what rest and relaxation can do to a stressed out person, or in this case a dinosaur. If I were there, I would've given him my blankie. Hey! That reminds me! How did Tank do? Was she a good girl?" Ed asks with a huge grin.

Ursula and Zander began sweating bullets, not expecting him to suddenly ask the question so soon. "Uuuh, she was great!" Ursula lied through a toothy grin.

"Yeah! She sure kicked some… butt… Ass." Zander adds on, giving up halfway.

Ed shot the two of them skeptical and quizzical looks before it transformed into a happy grin. "That's my girl!" he proclaims proudly. "Where is she anyway?"

"Uh, she's resting!" Ursula lied once more.

"Yeah! It was such a ferocious battle that she needs some time to rest! As you said! Rest and relaxation!" Zander adds in.

"That's true. She must be pretty tired. Tell me, what happened? I want to hear every detail of it!" Ed asks, like a child wanting to hear stories from their grandparent.

"Um, sure! Yeah! We can totally tell you!" Zander unwillingly complies.

"Well first there was this tank, not Tank tank but like a military tank." Ursula begins.

"Woah!" Ed exclaims in shock.

"And there was this colonel." Zander adds.

"Did he have a bucket of fried chicken?"

"And then that big nasty Corythosaurus showed up and it was like, 'ROAR!' and they were like, 'AH!' but we were like, 'Don't worry! We got this!'"

"And we summoned Tank and- and- and- and she started swinging her tail all over the place!"

"And the Corythosaurus ran away but Tank chased it!"

"Oh, this is going to be good." Ed says to himself, excited to hear the story.

Right at that moment, Francis had suddenly walked inside the room out of nowhere, startling everyone inside as they turned their heads to him. "Can you guys show me the way out? I accidentally conga'd my way in here." Francis asks the group.


"Do you remember? 21st night of September? Love was changing the minds of pretenders. While chasing the clouds away." an entire conga line sang as they danced in the middle of the street.

Meanwhile, the chief of police stared menacing out of his window, glaring daggers at the conga line, like an old man glaring at kids standing on his lawn. "Call in SWAT. Tell them they're on crowd control." the chief orders.

"Um, sir, the entire SWAT team is in the conga line right now." another officer behind him says in a sheepish tone.

"Wha-!" The chief of police suddenly slammed his face into the glass window, practically squishing it as he looked outside. Sure enough, the entire SWAT team, all in their uniforms and armor, were in the middle of the conga line, all singing and dancing and having a jolly old time. "OH COME ON!" the chief of police shouts in audible anger.


(Man, FanFiction sure is really fucken sensitive when it comes to usernames. It'll just delete the username in the docs if there's a period in it... Fix that shit, dudes.

didya c wat i did thar? I had the team summon Tank, Ace, and Terry in that specific order cuz of their elements: Earth, Wind, and Fire, which is the band that played September, the same song Francis was dancing to at the beginning of the chapter… Aren't I a stinker?

No?

Oka-)