It was a normal day in the Boiling Isles. Luz and Amity were sitting at their table enjoying their lunch with their daughter, Azura. When the news opened in their crystal ball, "breaking news. Some unknown creatures have attacked the University of wild magic, and authorities have yet to identify the creatures. Witnesses claim that the creatures looked a bit like Gromitheus, the fear bringer but with a purple hue. In other news... " *close* "I hope Eda and Gus are alright." Luz says. "I'm sure they're fine," Amity says.
-- unknown location --
A woman sits in a dark room looking at a computer when a notification pops up saying "In need of armed help. " She klicks it and reads the other details. "guess I'll have to gather the old team. " and she sets off writing letters to all of team fortress
-- Boston --
A young man walks towards a small house. He knocks on the door and a man who is wearing balaclavas and a suit opens the door. "mail for mister... Um, Jaques Morea?" "yez zat would be me." Jaques then grabs the letter, opens it then proceeds to read it.
Hello Spy
It's me, Miss Pauling. It's been 60 years since we all saw each other and I just got a position you can't deny. I'm putting the team back together! Next, Friday I want you to meet us in [redacted]. Your old (and new) employer Miss Pauling.
"Well better get packing, it's not like I have anything else to do." he says and starts packing.
--somewhere in Alaska --
A man is sitting on his porch when a pigeon lands right in front of him and drops mail the large man then picks it up and reads it out loud in a heavy Russian accent
Hello Heavy
It's me, Miss Pauling. It's been 60 years since we all saw each other and I just got a position you can't deny. I'm putting the team back together! Next Friday I want you to meet us in [redacted]. Your old (and new) employer Miss Pauling.
The man known as Heavy stands up and says out loud "It is time for Heavy to wake up Sasha and crush babies."
-- Bee Cave Texas--
Just outside a small house, a small tune can be heard. The source of the tune? A man sitting on his porch drinking beer and playing his guitar. It seems all nice and quiet until...
A man dressed in a trench coat and wearing an old ww2 helmet that's covering his eyes drops from the sky alongside a woman who is probably his wife with an explosion being heard a few miles away. "Oh hello, Engi!"
"howdy soldier, Zhanna" "Hello Canadian! " The woman known as Zhanna says. "For the last time, I'm not Canadian! I'm an American just like Soldier!" complains engineer "vhat ever you say." "So what brings you to my ranch Soldier?" " I got mail!" Soldier says, he then slaps mail right in Engeenier's face. Engineering takes the paper out of his face and reads it still a bit annoyed about Zhanna calling him Canadian, Soldier breaking his porch and slapping mail in his face. Engeenier then reads it out loud.
"Hello, Soldier and Engineer
It's me, Miss Pauling. It's been 60 years since we all saw each other and I just got a position you can't deny. I'm putting the team back together! Next Friday I want you to meet us in [redacted]. Your old (and new) employer Miss Pauling."
--Badlands, New Mexico--
Somewhere in the desert of New Mexico, a HUGE mansion sits atop a rock. Inside is a man with black skin (not being racist) talking like a drunk person but still doing things a sober person does. On his couch, a sword sits, glowing a green aura. The sword then starts complaining about not having any heads. "Damm you Demo! You've never taken me out in sixty bloody years!" "aw shut up eyelander! How am I supposed te take ye out when I can't kill shit!" Before eyelanded can protest the doorbell rings. "please! Just this once! Let me kill the mailman! I need te get heads!"
" Umm hello, Demo? It's me Miss Pauling!" demo rushes to the door, opens it and sees not Miss Pauling but a messenger holding a tv with the face of Miss Pauling in it. "oh," The Demolitions man says with a bit of disappointment. Miss Pauling ignores demomans disappointment and proceeds to tell him about what she told the others. The messenger then hands a huge stack of cash and hands it to Demoman. "This is just less of a quarter of what I'm giving after the mission. I want you to go pick up heavy, spy scout soldier and engineer. Ok?" "Sure thing lassie. Come on eye lander we're head'n out!" "Will there be heads?" "yup" demo ensures the sword. "well see you soon Miss Pauling!" "Bye, demo!"
