Total Drama X: Hotel Rockies
Episode 1: Total Drama Once Again
Part 3: Whole New Location

72 contestants with notably returnees like Daisy, Luigi, Judy and Sakura and weird newcomers like Larry, Okuyasu, Shermie, Mako and Satsuki all around with the first challenge coming very soon in the second episode, so we have time to be doing dumb stuff like not updating Ultimate Islands...

...and more importantly, talking with each other with the cooks and showing that these interns are random faces in the crowd, testing out questionable challenges.

G-man 2.0: You could definitely tell that I didn't really double-check the chapter in certain parts.
(As for Okuyasu and Fugo) Actually, they both met on the bus towards the hotel that the show was on and uh, I'm going to reveal that sometime inbetween episodes as an pre-game wild adventure!
Secondly, for JFK, remember that he hasn't been frozen and also that him and Cleo are on, so it's a different version of the dude (And also, he's a parody of a high school jock...and is a jock, of which there are not a lot of)
Thirdly, there is also a Total Drama reboot contestant, a (probably poorly-aged) former intern arriving and a (underutilised) returning player, so there's 75 people in here, which is good for the next episode's challenge. (Maybe it's a bit too much, but all of these guys fill distinct roles)

1602jaw: I'm glad you can really tell that Parvana's spot on and that my introductions have improved.


72 players...

...one of them getting a ridiculous amount of money relative to normal people and at least 70 of them surviving the second episode's elimination and all of them were taking this game quite seriously.

And were using the time before the first challenge to the fullest.

"Give me your hardest thing that you have!" Trevor shouted.

"I legally can't, man!" DJ panic spoke.

"Well, that's stupid! You don't even know where the alcohol is." Trevor said.

"He means we don't serve it, bro, no matter how epic you are. Anyways, what's your grub, my man!" Lowain explained, just casually stopping the alcohol situation.

Trevor just groaned, as he got his...

...good-looking food?!

"Could be much worse." He stated, joining the table of weirdos. "Fuck, I can't believe that I am actually here."

"Man, why are you even so mad?!" Mr. Shark bumped Trevor. "The food's good this time around. Couldn't even get Chef Hatchet."

"Is he a demon or something?" Trevor just sat down rather casually.

"Nah, he can just make his food suck like no-one else can."

The bad shark and the vampire slayer were just eating the weirdly delicious bowl of gumbo, as the other fellas on the table looked at the two of them with some anticipation.

"Still sounds like a fucking demon." Trevor whispered. "What is this-"

"Guys, it's gumbo, it's a classic." Okuyasu reminded. "It's, like, a bunch of stuff in a soup or something!"

"Nah, it's a bunch of meat and other stuff in a soup, it's very different!" Mr. Shark shouted.

Trevor Belmont just ate the good meal in peace, as Sora and Tangle were eating that gumbo and enjoying it like there would not be another one in the wake, being rather meaty and distinctly New Orleans in its own taste...and the slayer had a good taste.

*Trevor's confessional*

The gruff slayer just shrugged.

"I don't know where the fuck I am, there's demon that don't even eat people, just this gumbo thing and way too many people throwing around some ridiculous magic like it was water!" Trevor said. "Alucard, Sypha, give me the fucking strength to deal with this."

*Confessional cut*

Sora was just eating his goods, while taking a second look back at both Esmerelda and The Queen of Hearts, who were having some one-sided argument on the side of the mad queen...sure of something.

"They're friends?"

Sora just didn't want to explain them.

"I've sorta met them?"

"...Cool, that's...not weird!"

*Sora's confessional*

"Finally, I'm on that show that Riku was on...even if I can't reach him or my friends for some reason, but I just want you guys to know that I've still got my light!"

He took a breather.

"The best thing is that the people in the places that I went to, don't really know me...still don't know why that is, but that's much better!"

*Confessional cut*

"I can't believe that your uncle is better than you at robotics! Especially when he has a cool moustache and is the coolest fat man of all time!" Scudworth praised the big egg. "And he's still much sexier than some people."

"...Yes, he apparently is to you." Snively answered, clearly not in that kind of mood. "But I do really appreciate not bringing him up in here."

"But why not?"

Silver's vigilant eyes couldn't be more obvious to Snively, though Scudworth didn't know and Reagan along with Roxanne Wolf just tuned out the conversation with the great food.

"Some people do not really like my uncle for his tyrannical ways."

"...I think Dr. Eggman's cool! Cooler than some people at least."

Silver's stare turned into a full-on glare.

"Well, maybe we don't have to talk about him. I have other achievements!"

*Roxanne's confessional*

The relatively big wolf was trying to make space in the...closet confessional?

"Hold on, so there is another confessional here inside these confessional bathrooms and...these toilets are kinda dingy!"

She huffed, carrying a picture of Dr. Eggman.

"What was I talking about? How unsexy that the Eggman guy is...he's a whole-ass fat man shaped like an egg and not to toot my own horn, I'm much sexier to a lot more people than Mister Eggman or whatever his name is!"

*Reagan's confessional*

"I know, guys back at Cognito, you think that this is a bad idea and me going on this show will cause some problems. I don't doubt it, but I promise that my problems are going to be handled like always!"

She made a beat.

"Competently and professionally, definitely."

*Confessional cut*

"Like having a uncle with a really impressive moustache!" Reagan shouted, as Snively raised an eyebrow and Scudworth grinned. "And your robotics, too, which I was listening to."

"No...you weren't." Snively sussed out Reagan immediately.

"Well, that's great! I'm just going to ignore you again because I'm too busy thinking."

"That is fine."

Reagan just went back to appreciating Soma's great cooking combined with the shitty ingredients that every Total Drama season, as Roxanne was taking in the epic sights of the weird, weird competition that was in her own way...potentially proving that she was worthy of being here.

Even if she knew that she could be here, some of these guys were real wacky...

...like Gonzalez for example.

"Listen, we can agree that this ain't cheese yeah?" Speedy asked a reasonable question. "I don't know if I can handle this...stuff."

"This stuff tastes good enough to eat! It's really pleasant and really pleasing, so what's the problem?" Silver asked, making the pork float.

Silver was just keeping it floaty, as Speedy Gonzalez gave an incredulous look.

"...This is Total Drama, you're talking crazy."

"Look, if you want to stick your cheese, that's fine, but I'm only saying that it is good!" Silver nervously said, not bending down to Speedy's level. "And I'm pretty sure he made that same cheese."

"That's cool, then! I just don't know what your problem is!"

"Then what's your problem-"

Silver and Speedy heard a slamming fist come down from a tired Daisy.

"Guys, Soma's a good cook regardless of Total Drama shenanigans, don't give him too much shit...he's a cool dude." Daisy said, not shouting for once. "Besides, I bet the challenge's going to be epic!"

Silver and Speedy just chuckled, as Daisy took in the eats with her own mouth and the conversation was over for the trio, as was for a decent amount of people.


While the non-versations were happening, there was something peculiar about the current roster that only some of the people were talking about...or rather, one of them had their gripes about it.

"Where's the tough ladies! Er-uh, I came here to be with the tough ladies and try to not get eliminated super early!" JFK shouted, as Falco just rolled his eyes. "Like, er-uh, before the competition gets serious!"

Falco was just looking at him like he said something stupid, which wasn't too far off from the truth, as was the duo of Leorio and Shrek that were sitting a fair distance apart.

"Everybody's in here thinking that." Falco answered, as he was eating the food. "JFK, I know what you need."

"...My guys?" JFK asked, as his eyes betrayed his smile.

"Uh, yeah, though I'm going to call it an alliance." Falco shrugged.

The rest of the dudes appreciated the boldness coming from the blue bird with the flying license, as he sat down casually and noticed that these guys...

...were flabbergasted at how smug he was about this basic Survivor-ass strategy for obvious reasons.

"Er-uh, I know what an alliance is! I was talking about having a group of guys to talk with in a not gay way!" JFK shouted.

Shrek and Leorio gave him a weird look, considering that Falco was enjoying Soma's food.

"The hell do you mean?" Leorio asked.

"I mean, like dudes talking about sports, girls, beating nerds up and shooting. You should understand."

Leorio made sure he heard what he heard.

*Leorio's confessional*

The more sane doctor's dumbfounded face said it all.

"I'm pretty sure it's all about being a hunter in my world...or Gon was shouting about that at least, but whatever that JFK guy was talking probably is something to the other dudes that I kinda know!" Leorio answered. "Man, that JFK guy's still dumb."

*Confessional cut*

These four were still talking like they weren't determined to cause problems within the competition, though there was still sixty-eight others that were trying to do some things and all of them were looking at the others, especially the new guy that showed up on the table.

"Man, so, how about that discussion? What ya talking about geniuses?" Scout asked.

"Er-uh, ladies!" JFK shouted without missing a beat. "We're talking about stuff."

"What stuff?"

"Guy stuff, obviously."

JFK was trying to throw off Scout, who just shrugged.

"Are you talking strategy or not, guy with shitty impression?"

"This is just my voice...you wanna fight, Boston boy-" JFK got pulled back by an hand that came from a portal.

Which was Leorio's, who also looked at him like he was an idiot.

"What's up with the clone?"

"Yeah, he's honestly a little bit fight crazy at the moment! He doesn't mean anything by it!" Leorio shouted, holding an angry JFK back.

"...Why shouldn't I fight him?!"

"Because we're not in a fighting mood, or I'm not in a fighting mood, man! There's no Boston where I'm from-"

Scout was about to swing.

"-Because I'm from another dimension."

"Good, because I thought you both were talking without no brains in here!" Scout still held his bat. "You do that, your ass gets kicked."

"That I'm in agreement with!"

The four guys had the extra guy make them uncomfortable on their dining table, as the conversations about tasks that were set on dudes by other dudes continued in awkward fashion.

And someone was quite mad about that and that someone was an eating fella, who was being pulled by Kirishima and Cuphead to not eat the whole buffet.

*King Dedede's confessional*

The king that was definitely a penguin talked his talk.

"I thought I was boutta see a brawl in this boring hotel, but doctor wannabe who looks 30 stopped the dang fight and when I'm mad, I eat a lot, can you blame me!"

*Confessional cut*

King Dedede was chowing down on the food and he was practically trying to take over the food aisle, as Soma and DJ were definitely trying their best with swinging their weapons.

"Send help, send help!" DJ screamed, as Soma was readying to use his two kitchen knives.

"Come on, they've got this, they're lifting him up!" Soma shouted.

"...Man, they are?" DJ almost uncovered his eyes.

"Do you know have eyes, dude?" Soma said.

Dedede was literally carried by a bunch of teenagers, as these guys weren't letting a massive penguin eat all of their own food and that was the start of something amazing.

Dedede threw an giant egg from...nowhere and immediately caused problems, when it just slammed down on a bunch of people that had nothing to do with the situation.

Including Okuyasu, who had this opportunity to do good with his stand that erased anything within a certain radius.

The Hand wasn't really that big and the egg was much bigger than it, but it got punched several times anyways.

"Stop ya, big idiot!"

"You're a big idiot too, y'know!"

Somehow Okuyasu and Dedede were fighting over an broken egg and hilariously, that stuff exploded over these two and more than few players were also covered with giant egg yolk.

"Sorry, your highness, you were just being a bad man and a bad king!"

"Well, this king just wants some more food!"

Cuphead and Roll were one of the guys that didn't like that.

"Do you want to have a food fight, because I'm ready to beat ya...with food!" Cuphead was ready to pummel the king.

"How about-"

Dedede got knocked out by Okuyasu's stand pummel, which was definitely one fof the pummels of all time...and the guy was tired at the end of the situation.

"...Wait, how comes there's no food fight? Isn't there always one?" Roll asked.

"Trust me, you weren't looking at those other guys!" Cuphead replied, pointing towards...those other guys.

"Are you serious, there's actually one?!" Roll was beaming.

"Yeah, got my back beaten with a plate!" Cuphead's smile stayed on, as he showed the scare of the plate. "That dumbo had it coming by the way."

*Roll's confessional*

The robot looked horrified.

"The first day isn't even over, the first challenge probably isn't even finished and these guys are already throwing down with each other...these guys really don't care about their health." She was disappointed.

*Confessional cut*


Speaking of the wildest food fight in the season at the moment, the more rambunctious people were having their own problem with the food, Denji, Queen of Hearts, Roxanne, Katie, Silver and...Luigi.

"Luigi, you need support!" Daisy shouted from a safe distance.

"But I didn't want to fight-a!" Luigi cried, catching more than a few stray foods.

He was tears, as an cake was thrown.

"No fucking way, how dirty was that cake?!" Denji just took a bite of the cake.

None of them had any idea what it was over, but when the queen's mad, it sometimes turn into the weirdest game of food warfare, involving two unused tables, a very scuffed cake and an one more throw.

"Uh, not very, but it looked terrible!" Katie exclaimed.

"I know, right?"

"Right!"

Katie got hit by a cake chunk, as Luigi got smashed by another one.

Roxanne Wolf was throwing her food, owing to her being a robot of sorts, as Silver was trying to hold all of the food back.

"Come on, someone else could eat that!" Silver told her, basically holding her dinner back.

"And I'm gonna say that it's my plate and I do what I want with my-"

Roxanne got thrown a plate by the mad Queen of Hearts, who wasn't so steaming anymore and just looked happy to have a fight.

"-Your highness, I suggest that you don't fight against me on the track or by my rockin' hands."

"And who are you again? Oh wait, I do not care about wolves that are robots!" Hearty (yes, that's her nickname) practically had a mocking smile the whole time. "I bet that as queen, I could figure you-"

The Queen of Hearts got picked up right into the animatronic's point of view.

"-Stop, you lost already! Quit food fighting, for your sake!"

The queen and the animatronic realised that Denji wasn't even throwing food no more and that he was on the top and wasn't at the animatronic's eye level.

"Ladies, you're both very strong and you two both have the chance to win this season, but if you guys keep on food fighting, that means I won't be able to fight against you guys!" Denji shouted. "And Roxanne's hot!"

"Score one for me! Anyways, queenie, just let my think about strategy!" Roxanne declared, before dropping the queen unceremoniously. "Also, if we're on the same team, you better be good!"

"Okay, wolf lady!"

Denji just looked right at the angry queen, as the other food fighters got out from their cover of a cafeteria table to go off and leave the angry two to have their conversation.

"And what do you think you're doing interrupting our food warfare, since we were on the same side!" the rambunctious queen screamed. "And against the wolf who decided to invade our space."

"...Uh, I was fighting on my own side, I just didn't have my own table yet!" Denji shouted. "And also, you're being real mad!"

"My world runs on mad and it doesn't defy...so what is the problem."

"I don't know, you're kinda shitty and ugly."

The two had an intense staredown.

"As queen of a kingdom and wife to the greatest husband, you will not help me avoid elimination because I know how to do just that!" The queen declared. "And I like being ugly!"

"Cool, you're still ugly!"

When that was over, there was a decent amount of people covered in food wondering something important.

"...Why was the food fight so lame?" Katie asked. "And dumb and stupid!"

"Are you just going ignore how food fights are lame, dumb and stupid?" Silver asked, as Luigi and Katie looked at him. "Don't look at me, I was trying to stop this!"

"I bet you were smiling for that food throw."

The silver hedgehog just looked at his hands.

"...Yeah, I was." Silver shamefully admitted.

*The Queen of Hearts' confessional*

The fuming queen was ready to shout.

"Yes, I do have an strategy and it is the most queenly strategy that you have heard of, written down by my army who can write! Number one is to become the team leader so that I can shout everyone around, number two is get mad and win challenges, obviously, number three is question marks because your highness doesn't know everything and step four is winning because...I will prove that Wonderland is a powerful kingdom!"

*Eris' greyrat-style confessional*

She huffed as she stepped in.

"Obviously she is unfit to be queen...I don't know someone hasn't try to kill her or even beat her up!" She shouted. "And I don't know how she's not going to be sent home tomorrow!"

*Confessional cut*

During the aftermath of the minor food fight, a very sexy bunny waitress came along to clean it all up, the lady making sure that a certain mouse was distracted by her own view.

Speedy wasn't buying it one bit...mostly because "she" broke his own heart and also because she looked a little bit too similar to a certain Bugs Bunny...and some people noted something.

"Hold up, that is 100% Bugs Bunny." She-Hulk stated. "The hair, the fact that it works so naturally and the-"

"Hey, you can't just come here after you broke my heart..."

The rabbit waitress thought that they were home free.

"...BUGS!"

"What, I don't even know that guy. He seems like a real piece of work." Bugs, putting on his best waitress voice, said. "Anyways, I got hired to clean stuff up."

"I know it's you, Bugs!" Speedy barked, knowing what his deal was. "You were the girl at the dance class."

"And I need to get paid-"

Speedy, She-Hulk, Vinny and Shermie knew that the gig was up and well, some other people thought that Speedy was a bit of a transphobe, judging by the looks.

"-Alright, I'm sorry, Speedy, just wanted to have an comeback!"

"Oh yeah-"

Then it hit him.

Mostly because Topher walked up to the rabbit with an concerned look.

"Bugs, come on, this show's already controversial enough!"

And then without missing a beat, a random explosion was heard that was from a certain corridor and then...Olivia Octavious came out, covered in smoke and soot, arriving into the cafeteria with a calm look.

"Do not worry, for I planned for any contingencies! Also, Mako-"

"-Oh my god, you're a-"

Mako got slapped by the science lady.

"...Even your intros are messed up! Alright, everybody, I have an special announcement, so please clean your food fights...and never do them again!" Topher shouted.

A lot of sad faces were shown.


Suddenly, there was a Doctor Octopus and a Bugs Bunny in the wake of the competition, but not exactly the ones that anyone expected...besides the secret apparance of Topher.

...who had this smirk of confidence on his own face, as the 72 other contestants, including the very much bemused JFK and confused Falco to finish off the returning cast.

And there was a very confused Damien aka the guy that looks like a rapper, but is knowledge-able and kinda hates Total Drama...he was a black teen with a backwards

"No way, it's the lady who's a hidden super villain that is-" Mako blurted out before Esmerelda just stopped her.

"Guys, sorry for the late entries, but these three have signed the papers, got here and even packed some clothes! We've got the rabbit himself, Bugs Bunny!"

"I don't wear clothes, though." Bugs remarked.

"Yeah, he's right! He's just built different, I tell you." Speedy Gonzalez answered.

Being friends before the competition, Bugs and Speedy were vibing immediately.

"Damien, former quitter turned into competitive player!" Topher announced to the guy. "Say something encouraging for your fans!"

"Will I lose against Bugs Bunny? How the heck am I going to deal with all these guys?" Damien asked. "More importantly...can't believe that Total Drama X is real."

"To be fair, it's pretty unbelievable." Bugs just remarked.

"...Please tell me your strategies?" Damien said.

"Nope."

"Good point."

"And Dr. Olivia Octavius, who essentially discovered alternate dimensions!"

She was the definitely white scientist with the frizzy long brown hair and white ass glasses that...were fake for some reason and aside from that, had no fashion sense with that messy scarf, a pink and blue dress and...black leggings and shoes.

"...Only in my universe." Olivia kept the glasses on. "So, as an fellow intern, I've stopped being a supervillain."

Bugs, Speedy and Falco all gave incredulous looks.

"Really, that's awesome!" Mako praised her. "So, you're using the dimension stuff for good and helping other peeps deal with stomachs and other stuff with dimensional breaking!"

"...Yes?"

Falco facepalmed.

*JFK's confessional*

He was looking at the screen with confidence.

"...Er-uh, she is definitely a supervillain! And I do not like moms...but she is kinda hot...and er-uh, not hotter than Joan or Cleo!" He exclaimed. "Shut up, I'm not going through a MILF crisis!"

*Falco's confessional*

The mean ol' bird was tired of the obvious bullshit.

"Something tells me that she has 'spider-problems' and that 'Doc Ock' aint an insult for no reason! Maybe it's just the second chance, but I don't believe lying villains!"

*Olivia's confessional*

She took a serious breath.

"First off, Miguel, I haven't gone into your Spider-Verse or whatever you call it and secondly, I'm kinda stuck here...without any cell degradation...this universe is one of those places where a person from another dimension can stay and I intend to stay here for a bit!"

*Bug's confessional*

He was inspecting the bathroom, going around the place.

"Wow, Chris would not like this place, but I'm pretty sure he sold his soul to host more of this show...probably lost it during one of those seasons that sucked balls!" Bugs complained.

*Damien's confessional*

The guy was a bit freaked out.

"As much as I like Ultimate Islands, you can't remember all the contestants and now I'm realising that it is real...seems like some fanfiction gone crazy! I wish this season was just fanfiction, though!" He shouted. "I've seen a lot of movies, by the way."

*Jack Horner's confessional*

He was laughing.

"I feel like he hasn't experienced the crushing pressure of something like this yet, so his spirit might be dead by the end of the season through my OWN HANDS!"

*Confessional cut*

"Come on, you won a Nobel Peace Prize, you invented the carrot peeler, what's the big deal this time around?" Speedy was just annoyed for...reasons.

"Daffy somehow broke the house again, got it fixed and well, I'm trying to pay for it." Bugs stated, as Speedy looked horrified.

"Wait, is my hole broken?"

"Somehow no!"

"Oh, good, I'm just here to promote my business."

While these two were having a good conversations, Olivia Octavius was pointing for them to having a pre-game relationship.

"Come on, pre-game relationship are prime drama generators!"

The two new contestants and the game looked at him, as Speedy nodded confidently.

"Which better goes unsaid!"

Topher was grinning the whole time, as Olivia and Bugs just watched him leave.


Well, that was rather awkward and it was so awkward that nothing great was produced during the entire three-hour period in between the good times and the sleepier times where people could go co-ed...minus this moment between the other fellas and the new ones.

Or Olivia and Jennifer aka Doc Ock or Liv and She-Hulk.

"...So, you live in New York, work in Alchemax and do dimensional research as the head scientist of that shady company."

"Lived, worked and was the head scientist." Olivia stated. "Because I can't go back after I got hit by a truck!"

"You can, you just chose not to or do you have a problem with spiders."

"Spiders are literally the size of my feet, once I get over the fact that it's disgusting." Olivia noticed the tactical joke. "And I'm starting to think that you think that I'm some Doc Ock."

"...Not really, just going off a hunch. Investigating isn't my best skill out there, but knowing the law and figuring out a true suspect is probably second to doing the smash...I got my eye on you, Olivia." Jennifer answered, trying to not turn green.

"Glad to know that."

Olivia Octavius, scientist, possible freak in the sheets and western victim of truck-kun, knew that she had to put on her best act to not trigger the She-Hulk inside of the part-time superhero, part-time lawyer.

These two shook their hands, knowing each other's business.

*Jennifer's confessional*

She-Hulk was trying to not tear some stuff up.

"I know that was weirdly unprofessional for all of the aspiring lawyers, aspiring superheroes and women out there, but it's really obvious that she is badly hiding being Doctor Octopus...and she just exploded right onto the hotel building. Unless she has gained the power of teleportation, yeah, she has my eye...along with a few other criminals." She argued. "Though, it could be more complicated than that, but figuring out this season might as well be pointlessly difficult."

*Confessional cut*


Good news, bedrooms on the first floor.

That's really about it for the start of this paragraph other than one epic feature with JFK basically being shocked into not going into the girls' room and it was pretty much a room full of a loving women...

...seeing JFK fully knocked out, as Damien wisely carried him.

"I don't hate him and he ain't a bad guy, but he is a perv." Mermista stated.

"Doubt that he is really that bad since he has a girlfriend." Jessica defended JFK, accidentally dropping.

"Wait, you watched Ultimate Islands, too? I thought you didn't considering that it sucks like nothing else!"

"Could be much worse and my husband Roger Rabbit would nearly win this kind of season."

Mermista and Jessica just looked at each other, as Kate Alen finally unpacked all of her stuff and realising that she was not going back home and in here for the long haul.

"Speaking of that thing, tell me you basically blew your chance in that season? Which I'm really sorry about, but the eliminations were random." Mermista dropped that sentence.

"Honestly...considering that no-one voted out Coachman at all and Iori stayed until before the real merge, probably the weird eliminations." Kate answered honestly. "Besides, this season has less players, so..."

"You have less of a chance." Mermista honestly told her.

"Thank you for telling me." Kate didn't appreciate the comment.

*Kate's confessional*

The superstar wasn't in the mood.

"Do you know how many people told me that I had no chance of winning this...more than you'd think...and I'm not about to let negativity stop me from trying anyways."

*Confessional cut*

Kate Alen just went back to her own bed, as Jessica was taking some time to read the situation around her.

"Not that matters or anything, maybe insulting each other is not the greatest way to start a sleepover." Jessica Rabbit commented. "Also I don't want to show you my dance because...it is very burlesque."

"...There are circle-" Mermista wasn't even given the chance to finish half that sentence.

"Oh, that makes sense. Wait, who choreographs your dance?"

"Self-made basically, but I was drawn that way by a artist and a writer." Jessica Rabbit said.

"...I'm glad your creator likes you or something! Still can't believe that you make your own dance."

"You don't?!"

Mermista was watching two different stars deal with each other, as she tried to call people through other dimensions and it actually worked...the problem was that it turned off for Topher (for obvious reasons.)

"Wow, this sucks."

*Mermista's confessional*

The blue-haired mermaid wasn't in the best of moods.

"I have a lot of people back at home cheering for me, which is cool, because I already have two singers on my butt. No idea what that means, but it sounds like my butt's on my elimination line."

"UGH!" She groaned to end the confessional.

*Confessional cut*

As for the men, JFK woke up with Damien, Falco and Kirishima, the three dudes who probably liked girls...and these other fellas were just looking at him.

"What?" JFK asked.

"What do ya mean, what? You just were about to get into a room full of the two singers and Mermista." Damien said. "No offense, that's a death sentence."

"What do you mean! Er-uh, I would just hang out with hot ladies!"

"That's the problem, though, you're very much toasted if they figured that you lost because of vampire lady." Falco remarked, as JFK was genuinely rolling her own eyes.

"...Apparently they watched the show." JFK said. "Like Cleo and Joan, er-uh, I think I got potential alliance going on."

"No, you don't." Falco just stood up to JFK's level. "They think you're cringe."

"Er-uh, you're cringe."

JFK and Falco were ready to deck each other, as Kirishima and Damien were pulling the both of them from each other, the red-haired Kirishima almost carrying Falco trying to swing with his swing.

"NO, genius, you're more cringe!"

"Shut up, you're cringe too!"

Kirishima was still carrying Falco, as JFK got free from Damien's clutches and uh...went for some punches that actually missed and also...hit a wall and didn't even break it.

"...Stop, man, it's not even the first challenge!" Damien shouted towards him.

"Er-uh, you wouldn't get being called cringe!" JFK screamed, as Damien basically took him down.

"Do you know how many people called me that because I didn't want to be in last year's Total Drama...a lot of people."

"YOU'RE CRINGE, TOO!" JFK shouted.

"Okay, then, can we stop fighting, man."

Falco just took an angry breather, as Kirishima and Damien just wondered.

*Kirishima's confessional*

Mister Red Riot was surprisingly frustrated.

"We just met and we're fighting who's cringe?! I would that is pretty manly, but fighting over who is cringe is not very manly, to be cringe and not care about is pretty manly!"

He showed off his rocky muscles.

"Take it from me...sort of."

*Confessional cut*


While that was happen...in the next room over, Olivia, Reagan, Yor and Jam were all in the same room wondering what kind of stuff had to happen in order for...that argument to happen.

"Do you think they all like same girl or something. It has to be that!" Jam shouted.

"Realistically speaking, we heard all of them talk about being cringe and hanging with girls." Reagan just casually stated. "Jam's probably on point."

"Jessica Rabbit is married, doubt it would happen, Mermista is in relationship and Kate seems like a bad person." Jam just stated, not even remotely impressed. "...Maybe?"

"There's definitely a maybe in there." Yor commented, trying to hide her assassin stuff. "Could all of you tell what they were talking about?"

The restauranteur and the conspiracy maker were silent for a moment, as Olivia was just thinking about the future.

"Exactly...you don't really know what they're saying!" Yor said, her voice getting notably high.

"Whoa, calm down...it's only the first day of this...two-month long competition." Olivia stated.

"And who's going to go to my door and see that I'm not here and take my child away!" Yor was practically shrieking.

"Aiya." Someone who was about to do a kick seriously.

Jam just kicked her in the face.

"Are you serious. No big man will stop you from being a parent, because you have those mad kicks and the love only mothers have!" She shouted at a tearful Yor.

"...Yes?" Yor said, as Olivia and Reagan were both still reeling from the kick to the face.

And another one came from Jam, as Yor ducked it.

"Now, show them people that you're a good parent."

"Uh, okay!" Yor was blushing.

Olivia Octavius saw that Yor had a notable mark and decided to not say anything about it for obvious reasons, as Reagan wondered something very important...for the confessional.

*Reagan's confessional*

The slightly drunk scientist looked like she had a theory on her shitty dad.

"Considering who my dad is, a piece of trash who used his own daughter to...run a company, I definitely believe that this was the way that my dad and my mom met, mostly because I've seen stuff like this happen way too much around my dad."

*Confessional cut*

Back in the bedroom, Reagan had a different set of words.

"You could've just not kicked her." She practically commented.

"Okay and then what. She cries some more because she's on here?" Jam asked. "No-one will help crying mother in here, not you?"

"...I guess not, mostly because I'm still unpacking."

Oddly enough, it was because she had packed a few advantages and putting them into very-well hidden areas.

"Unpacking what specifically...unless there are secret advantages or something, why would you take that long?" Olivia was observing Reagan trying to hide some things.

"It's two months, you'd...definitely need to wear...a lot of clothes." Reagan answered. "Stop looking at my bras and whatnot."

"Then why are you constant-"

Yor and Jam was listening loud and clear and the latter did her third kick in the room, this time it wasn't really as hard, though it still hurt.

Reagan's screams could be heard from a long way away.

Almost certainly from the mostly asleep girls' room that consisted of Parvana, Isabella, Satsuki and Mei (or Meilin), who were trying to get some good rest and the most Islamic of them all woke up for a second.

"...Suleyman!"

She saw around the room and saw nothing, but her asleep roommates who all had a good sleepover.

"...Oh, maybe my prayer was not strong enough."

She went back to strengthen her prayer, knowing that the Taliban could actually be on her doorstep and she would be none the wiser.

*Parvana's confessional*

She had a bit of a pained smile.

"I have to do this, mostly because I want to prove that serving Allah matters in a competition like this and to prove that you don't have to abandon your faith to do this...or civility." She explained. "And also, for my family, I have to be ready for any challenge."

*Confessional cut*


"Man, you never know when it is a quiet night."

Topher was standing out in the night, wearing a dark teal cold jacket, since it was still March in Alberta and the nights were predictably cold.

"Wow, that was a lot of people being introduced, 75 players and about 12 of them have come back from past Total Drama seasons and yeah, there's still a lot of people that you really haven't seen yet! Like everyone is here, but you don't know what's going on in their hands on..."

Topher just kept it simple...

"...Total Drama X: Mountain Drama!"

...for the start of the new season.


Oh, look at that, Olivia Octavius joins the battle (Homespun's gonna be back in September I assume), Bugs Bunny still is his Looney Tunes Show version (who's...still very chaotic), Damien might be less cowardly and have a incredible wealth of knowledge, but he's still...not ready for this season and JFK is still in as the jerk-ish jock (You should actually re-watch Clone High for this version)

With Olivia Octavius, JFK, Falco Lombardi, Bugs Bunny, Mako Mankanshoku, Judy Hopps, Papyrus, Captain Amelia, Luigi, Princess Daisy, Damien (from the reboot) and Sakura, the returning roster is complete and I'm still not gonna tell you about the first challenge!

Other than it actually determine the team captains for the two massive teams, immunity for several more contestants and potential elimination candidates for about...

...sixty-three of them?

Either way, two people are gonna be eliminated until there is actually only two left in the competition and the method that does this is...something a bit familar, yet different and much more fitting for an introduction.