(Back at the Family Therapist, Jerry and his mom were still arguing while the Therapist was watching them in Grief)
Jerry: You Never Listen To Me!
Jerry's Mom: Really?! Well Try Saying Something Interesting!
Jerry: All You Care About Is Yourself!
Jerry's Mom: Why Can't You Be More Like Tuffy?!
Jerry: Quit Comparing Me To Tuffy!
Jerry's Mom: You Threw Up In My Car!
Jerry: I WAS FOUR, GET OVER IT!!!
(Dorami Walked In)
Dorami: Hi
The Family Therapist: (Grief) Your Friends Are Insane!
(Dorami looked at the screen to see the two of them still arguing)
Dorami: How long have they been going at it?
The Family Therapist: NINE HOURS!!!
(Dorami Couldn't Take It No More)
Dorami: Just Let Me In There!
The Family Therapist: Fine! You Try Talking To Those Freaks!
(The Family Therapist let Dorami inside of the Therapy Box and closed the door and locked it again)
Dorami: Why'd you close the door?
The Family Therapist: No One Leaves The Therapy Box Until Those Two Learn To Love!
Dorami: You Can't Just Leave Me In Here With Them!
Jerry: Then Why Did You Come In The First Place?!
Jerry's Mom: This Is Your Fault!
Jerry: Hey Don't Blame My Best Friend!
Jerry's Mom: But It Is Her Fault!
Jerry: No It's Not!
(The two of them start arguing again, and the Family Therapist covered his eyes in disbelief)
The Family Therapist: Kill Me
(Back in the 22nd Century, Harvey and Michelle were still eating their mushrooms)
Irving: Don't forget to chew your shrooms kids.
Harvey and Michelle: (Bummed) Yes Dad
(Doraemon walked up behind Harvey's chair and started to tease him)
Doraemon: (Teasing) Aww, does Harvey not like his mushy-wooms?
(Harvey started to get annoyed)
Doraemon: (Poking Him) Does Little Harvey Beaks not wanna eat his special mushy-rooms?
(Michelle Snickered)
Doraemon: Does Little Harvey-AAAAAHHHHH!!!
(Fee grabbed Doraemon and threw him down to the ground)
(Doraemon groaned in pain)
Doraemon: Come On, What Was That For?!
Fee: I'm being paid to protect my best friend, and nobody's gonna lay a hand on him while I'm here!
(Doraemon Had Enough)
Doraemon: All Right, Fee, Harvey, Michelle, Miriam, Irving! Since you guys are so worried that the Shadow Hammer is coming here get y'all, I'm gonna take care of this for you guys right now!
(Doraemon reached into his Gadget Pocket and pulled out a screwdriver and his Pink Anywhere Door)
Doraemon: To The Beaks House!
(He opened the door to reveal Harvey's House, and he ran to the door and started screwing their address off the wall)
Doraemon: A-HA, One Moment Please.
(He ran down the neighbor's house, while Harvey was drinking lemonade)
Fee: Dude, Men don't drink lemonade.
Harvey: I Like Lemonade.
Fee: (Rolling Her Eyes) Whatever
(Doraemon came back with the neighbor's address that said)
Doraemon: 8810! Observe
(He started screwing the 8810 address on their wall)
Doraemon: Bingo! Now, if the Shadow Hammer comes by your house, which he won't, he'll be looking for the address 8835, which is now down there, so you're safe.
Harvey: That's Brilliant!
Doraemon: Thanks. Okay Bye-Bye!
(Doraemon started pushing the Beaks through the anywhere door)
Irving: Wait, Our Suitcases Are Still Upstairs!
Doraemon: I'll send them over.
(Doraemon turned to Fee)
Doraemon: Yo, Fee, Out You Go!
Fee: Shut Up, I'm In The Middle Of Family Guy! This Is Hilarious!
Doraemon: Nope!
Fee: HEY!!
(He picked up Fee and threw her through the anywhere door and closed it)
Doraemon: (Tired) Finally!
(Back at the Family Therapist, Dorami finally managed to calm Jerry and his Mom down)
Dorami: (To Jerry's Mom) What difference does it make if you're wearing lipstick in here?
Jerry: Welcome to the insanity that is my mother.
Jerry's Mom: Hey Jerry, remember when you were five and I told you that your pet bird flew away?
Jerry: Yeah
Jerry's Mom: I Sold Him!
(Jerry's Jaw Dropped)
Dorami: (Facepalmed) Oh My God!
Jerry: YOU SOLD MY BIRD!!!
Jerry's Mom: To Foreigners
Jerry: Oh Yeah, well you wanna know why that rich doctor stopped calling you?
Jerry's Mom: Steven?
Jerry: I Told Him You Got Hit By A Bus!
Jerry's Mom: (Gasp)
Dorami: Okay, we've all done things that we're not proud of, like selling a child's pet, or ruining the chances of a mother finding true love. But if we just try to look at the positive side of this-
Jerry: You know she's never even said once nice thing to me about the crossover gang?
Dorami: Come on, I'm sure that's not true.
Jerry's Mom: What's The Crossover Gang?
(Dorami Facepalmed)
Jerry: I'm getting out of here.
(Jerry Banged On The Door)
Jerry: This Isn't Working, Open Up!
The Family Therapist: You Can't Leave The Therapy Box Until You And Your Mother Make Nice!
Dorami: They're never gonna make nice, they're both horrible in their own ways. (To Jerry) No Offense, you're my best friend and I love you, but let's face it you're a nightmare.
Jerry's Mom: Thank You
Dorami: You're No Better! You're suppose to be the adult here and you're acting-
(Dorami then started to feel Nasal)
Dorami: (Nasal Noises)
Jerry: Hey, What's Wrong?
Jerry's Mom: You Got Girl Cramps?
Dorami: No, I'm Freaking Out!
Jerry: Why
Dorami: I Can't Handle Being Trapped In Small Spaces Like This!
(Dorami started to freak out)
Jerry: She's Having A Freak Attack, What Do We Do?!
Jerry's Mom: I Don't Know!
Dorami: What Do You Do?! Make Up So We Can Get Out Of The Nut Box!
(Jerry and his mom looked at each other)
Dorami: Just admit that you're both a mess, but that you love each other and your want it to be better!
Jerry: Why Should I-
Dorami: (Nasal Noises)
(The Family Therapist started to notice something)
(Jerry tried to calm Dorami down)
Jerry: Dorami! Dorami! Relax! Relax! Watch Me! Watch Me! Okay!
(Jerry looked at his mom)
Jerry: I Love You………Mother.
Dorami: (Nasal Noises)
Jerry's Mom: What you think I don't love you?
Jerry: You never say it.
Jerry's Mom: Well it's not easy to say "I love you" to a son who thinks I'm, you know scummy.
(Dorami started to freak out even more)
Dorami: (Nasal Noises)
Jerry: I don't think you're scummy………all the time.
Jerry's Mom: Really?
Jerry: Yeah Really.
Dorami: (Nasal Noises)
Jerry's Mom: You know I guess I coulda had a worse kid.
Jerry: You Mean That?!
Jerry's Mom: I do, and I'm sorry I always haven't been as understanding as I could've been.
Dorami: (Nasal Noises)
Jerry's Mom: You know like when you get arrested and stuff.
Jerry: Well, I could probably try a little harder not to get arrested.
Dorami: (Nasal Noises)
Jerry: I don't like fighting with you.
Jerry's Mom: Why don't we get you a new birdie?
Jerry: Why don't I call that doctor, you know, tell him you're not really dead.
(Jerry and his mom smiled at each other)
Jerry: Can I Come Home?
Jerry's Mom: Oh, Hug Me You Little Turd.
(Jerry and his mom hug each other)
Dorami and the Family Therapist: (Relieved) Finally!
(Later that night in LittleBark Grove, the Shadow Hammer was walking down the neighborhood looking for Harvey's house)
The Shadow Hammer: 8835…….8835
(He stopped in front of Harvey's house, whose address now says 8810)
The Shadow Hammer: No this isn't the place, his house must be down the street.
(He left Harvey's house and started walking down the street)
The Shadow Hammer: (Smirking) I'm Coming For You Harvey Beaks!
(Harvey looked out the window in sheer horror, and then closed it)
The End
