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9789 BG Avatar Wan faced down his greatest foes. Neither man nor spirit, but monsters that dined on human flesh. Four beings that laid waste to all armies of humanity in a single night.
The Pillar Men had come to destroy their world!
Wan went into the Avatar state as the immortals regenerated from their injuries, their faces nonplussed. Wan would change that!
Using every last bit of power he summoned the oceans from beyond the horizon. Refracting the golden light of tomorrow at the horrible monsters.
Their bodies became crusted in stone, twisting into the forms they would remain in for thousands of years.
Their conquest of terror was over!
Avatar Wan fell to the earth, succumbing to his wounds. Balance had been restored, the avatar had saved everyone…His only failure, he thought as he grasped for the gray face fallen just outside his reach, was to find and destroy every last Stone Mask!
"Oh well," he croaked, "That's the next Me's problem…".
Avatar Wan has Died.
10 BG Jonathan Joestar drove his fist alight with the flames of Hamon, a power of light beyond the knowledge of bending, into the heart of Darkness!
DIO! His brother-rival, had abandoned his humanity and sought to plunge the world into the depths of hell. With a heavy heart JoJo destroyed his friend's!
9 BG The severed head of DIO all but extinguished the glorious flame of Jonathan's life. With his last embers, JoJo held tight the head of one he once tried to love as a brother. His wife of just one week, Erina, takes refuge in DIOs reinforced coffin with the stranger's child she'd saved.
Jonathan Joestar has Died
100 AG In the South Pole a beam of pure white light cuts through the sky. The Avatar has returned to the world, beginning one of the greatest stories ever told.
Halfway across the world an uneasy alliance is forged between Commander Zhao and Joseph Jostar to vanquish the Pillar Men. Using brilliant tactics, the greatest science in the world, and the Joestar Secret Technique, the Pillar men were defeated and Kars banished to the icy vacuum of Space!
153 AG Avatar Aang never lost his love for travel. Even after journeying to every nook and cranny for nearly "165" years, this world still held surprises in store.
Like this arrow made of a strange luminescent metal.
It supposedly came from a meteorite, the same as Sokka's space-sword. But in reality, the two could not be further apart. Pure gold instead of black, and indomitable to the greatest earth benders. Even the master of metal-bending could not budge it a nanometer.
But none of this compared to the myriad of rumors surrounding it, tales each far more Bizarre. They swore that it had a mind of its own. That it could grant those it chose unbelievable power. Strange bending(?) and mastery over the spirits themselves.
Aang had been careful to avoid its sharp head, gripping the arrow securely at the feathered end of its shaft. But {and he would swear this for the rest of his days}the arrow wriggled like a worm, bending the stiff wood in a sharp U?! And driving the head through his hand!
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His remaining weeks saw him float in and out of consciousness, body gripped by an illness no healer could cure. Constant delirium interspersed by insignificant moments of lucidity. In his seemingly most clear, he spoke tales of utter nonsense:
"An entity made of light traveling through the perimeter of our White Lotus compound. Dancing between the guard's eyes".
He said it'd pressed him up against an expansive curved membrane, staring out into a strange new perspective. Enraptured by the beauty he saw.
"What a Wonderful World" he croaked.
Only later did he claim to realize it was the eyeball of the new Lotus intern, 'Jinn'…
It was concluded by all that the sickness had spread to his mind. His family, and the White Lotus began to get his affairs in order…
Avatar Aang has Died
157 AG Korra was presented to the White Lotus bending three of the four Elements. They listened further, enraptured by her tale of an invisible spirit that stoodby her side, convinced this was a further sign of her gifts in the metaphysical.
After getting to know her, however, everyone concluded the spirited (but not actually spiritual) little girl was simply describing her imaginary friend.
"What a vivid imagination the Avatar has," members of the Lotus would joke. "Creepy too… A skinless four-faced woman with taut hydraulic cables for muscles".
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165 AG Ever since the attempted abduction by the Red Lotus 7-years prior Korra had not been allowed to leave the compound. It was fine. She had everything a young Avatar could ask for: Bending training by the greatest masters alive, nonstop lessons about the cultures and places beyond her walls…
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So when a rescue boat carrying the victims of a horrific Airship crash brought with it 4 of the most Bizarrely dressed strangers, she had to see them. A nice change of p̶a̶c̶e̶Fate!
ゴゴゴゴ
The White Lotus worked tirelessly to ensure the swift return (removal) of all crash victims. It was simply too many people to protect the Avatar from. They were stretched paper thin. Once the last survivors were put on steam boats heading north (those 4 weirdos included, thank the spirits) the White Lotus could finally breathe a sigh of relief. Content again with their duty of watching Korra.
"…Where is Korra?"
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"Joseph-san, why is your suitcase squirming?"
"HORI SHIET!"
"Yare Yare Daze…"
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Korra : Destiny's BIZARRE Child!
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