Disclaimer: The following is a fan love letter to the Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl and The Loud House as the latter is adapted as Palutena's Guidence/Snake's Codecs style conversation for Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl so it's unofficial. Please support the official release.
And also giving out thanks to Wackyman4857.
Comments and criticisms are welcome!
A Loud House Guidance
Lincoln and a fighter are in The Loud House stage. Lincoln proceeds to do the "Too easy" taunt about 3 times before finally crouching down and bringing open his walkie talkie whispering something. After a couple of seconds pass, the walkie talkie jumps up, causing Lincoln to jump up, scared of the feedback before returning to a neutral position. Then girls of various clothes and sizes huddle up in the windows before speaking.
SpongeBob
"Woah, is that who I think it is?" Lincoln said.
Lisa gasped. "Do my eyes deceive me? It's.."
"SpongeBob SquarePants!" The sisters shouted.
"He's that little yellow sponge that lives in a pineapple under the sea, isn't he?" Lincoln.
"Yes and also the same little yellow sponge that has been recognized by literally everyone?" Lori said.
"Like, who doesn't know who SpongeBob is, I mean check out those spongy holes." Leni says.
"And also that bucktooth smile!" Luan says.
"And those square pants!" Lana says.
"Duh! I thought that be obvious, how could you not know him Lincoln?" Lola asked.
"Sorry, I-I'm just a little awestruck seeing him here." Lincoln said.
"Ugh, he'll autograph your underwear later, Stinkcoln." Lynn said. "Get out there and show that kitchen sponge what you're made of. Show him how we do things in the Loud House!"
"You got it!"
Patrick
"Hey Lori, Is that Tippy the Cow from Dairyland?" Leni questioned.
"No Leni, this is Patrick." Lori said.
"Hey, I know Patrick!" Lincoln said. "He's one of Spongebob's best friends, just like with me and Clyde."
"And like with Spongebob, he annoys his neighbor, Squidward."
"Hey, we can relate to that. We annoy Mr. Grouse all the time." Leni said.
"I heard that, Louds!" Mr. Grouse said from the other side.
"Right, so anything about this starfish I should watch out for?" Lincoln said.
"Not much." Lisa chimed. "While most of his attacks can pack a punch, they're not much to write home about in terms of range and/or speed since his attacks involve slamming phones on the ground, wearing a trophy as a hat, and protruding lasers out of his butt; as expected from a creature of rather limited intelligence."
"Hey, don't put the guy down like that, Lisse." Lana said.
"I call this star-shaped echinoderm as I see it, Lana. Take it or leave it."
"Ooh. I know! That's Lana's pet rat, Bitey!" Leni chimed.
"No, Leni. This is Patrick." Lori said a bit angry.
"Oh. You do need to watch out for his grab attacks, though. They can really put the hurt on you, like his Hugdriver!" Lynn said.
"While that move is very easy to dodge, acting careless will put you in Patrick's clutches rendering you unable to escape until he slams you into the ground. He can also take you off the stage with him if you're close enough to the edge." Lisa said.
"What? That a suicide move! That can't be legal!" Lincoln said.
"Says the brother who literally uses Lily's stinky diapers as an attack." Lori says as Lily giggles.
Lincoln hummed. "Noted. Guess I need to be careful not to get grabbed by him then."
"Oh. I know who this is." Leni then realized. "It's Lola!"
Then the Loud siblings groaned and face-palmed before shouting.
"NO! This is Patrick!"
Lincoln wiped his brow before saying.
"Okay, so who's next?"
