OP 1: Cha-La Head Cha-La*
Hikaru kumo o tsukinuke Fly Away (Fly Away)
Karadajû ni hirogaru panorama
Kao o kerareta chikyû ga okotte (okotte)
Kazan o bakuhatsu saseru
Ranma looks off into the distance as the sun rises. He jumps off his house and starts running off. As he does, he flashes back to the day he ran away from his father and met Master Asia.
Toketa kôri no naka ni
Kyôryû ga itara tamanori shikomitai ne
Ranma jogs up to the school and sees Sunset, Twilight, Rainbow, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity and Pinkie waving at him. Ranma smiles and jogs up to them.
CHA-LA HEAD-CHA-LA
Nani ga okite mo kibun wa heno-heno kappa
Rainbow and Applejack charge at Ranma only for him to block Rainbows punch and sweep her causing her to fall. Applejack charges and Ranma parries her strike and tosses her into a charging Rainbow Dash.
CHA-LA HEAD-CHA-LA
Mune ga pachi-pachi suru hodo
Sawagu Genki-Dama...Sparking!
Ranma and Master Asia clash and exchange blows with each other. At the end of their clash, the two fire energy blasts at each other.
Sora o kyûkôka Jet Coaster (Coaster)
Ochite yuku yo panikku no sono e
Keshiki sakasa ni naru to yukai sa (yukai sa)
Yamasae oshiri ni mieru
Ranma is walking through the halls of Canterlot High. As he walks, Celestia and Luna turn to acknowledge him, Ranma high fives Flash Sentry, and pulls Pinkie away from staring at Zecora. In class, Ranma looks out the window.
Nayamu jikan wa nai yo
Dokoka ni hisomu "bikkuri!" ni aitai kara
Ranma is sitting with the girls in a field and smiles as he looks out into the distance.
CHA-LA HEAD-CHA-LA
Atama karappo no hô ga yume tsumekomeru
Ranma is in a rocky field gazing up at his opponent, Ryoga.
CHA-LA HEAD-CHA-LA
Egao urutora zetto de
Kyô mo ai-yai-yai-yai-yai
Ranma and Ryoga charge at each other and engage in a fierce battle.
CHA-LA HEAD-CHA-LA
Nani ga okite mo kibun wa heno-heno kappa
Genma and the Tendos, Shampoo, Ukyo and other enemies appear and charge at Ranma and the girls.
CHA-LA HEAD-CHA-LA
Mune ga pachi-pachi suru hodo
Sawagu Genki-Dama...Sparking!
Ranma brings his hands to his side, charges up a massive energy blast, and shoots it at them. The song ends with Master Asia, the girls, Celestia and Luna, and Flash are all together and Ranma lands in front of them, bo staff in hand and poses, ready for battle.
Interlude: A Collection Of Short Stories (Ranma's Daily Life Pt. 3)
A fire can be head crackling, giving light to a dimly lit room. Pinkie Pie can be seen sitting in a comfy red chair, wearing a red robe and blowing bubbles out of a toy pipe. She looked at the screen with a dull expression on her face.
"Hello. Welcome, to another exciting episode of Equestria Wild Horse. I'm your host, PINKIE PIE!" She finished by returning to her usual personality before going back to her dull expression.
"Today's chapter will be a collection of short stories taken from the memories of Ranma, Sunset, Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy and myself. First, we shall start with..."
"Pinkie!" A voice shouted catching her off her guard.
"AHH!" She screamed in surprise. She jumped and turned to see none other than Ranma standing in front of her.
"What are you doing? What is all of this? And what's with that outfit?" Ranma asked. Pinkie recomposed herself.
"What are you even doing here!? Breaking the fourth wall is my thing!" She said. Ranma crossed his arms.
"Check the canon of my series Pinkie, I've broken the fourth wall a few times myself. Now what's going on around here?" He asked the pinkett.
"Well, if you must know, I'm serving as the narrator for this chapter of short stories that the authors wanted to do." She answered matter-of-factly.
"Oooohhhhhh..." Ranma answered. "Well then, mind if I join you?" Ranma asked as he sat down in the chair opposite Pinkie.
Pinkie just shrugged. "Sure. Why not."
Ranma smiled.
"So, what story did you feel like starting with?" He asked the young pinkett. Pinkie thought for a moment.
"Hmm. Well, I was thinking that we could start by telling everyone about the prank war between you and Principle Celestia." Pinkie stated with a big smile. Ranma chuckled.
"Heh heh. Well, if you think they'd like that, I don't see why not." Ranma said.
"Of course they'd like that! So, shall we?" She asked, passing him the bubble pipe. Ranma nodded as he accepted it and wiped the end of it off before using it himself.
"Sure. Why not?" Ranma said as he got comfortable. "It all started shortly after I first knocked Kuno out of the country..."
Ranma, Rainbow Dash and Applejack were jogging to school after another morning workout. As they jogged up to the school, they saw the rest of their friends waiting for them. Pinkie ran up to them and gave her two female friends a big hug and then wrapped her arms around Ranma in a big bear hug.
"Morning guys!" She said. Ranma blushed as he felt Pinkie pull him close to her ample bosom.
"Um, Pinkie?" Ranma said to his pink friend. "You can let go now." Pinkie shook her head.
"Don't wanna." She said. Ranma was about to protest when he noticed Pinkie's hand reaching for a bottle of water hidden in her back pack. With a quick move, Ranma managed to twist Pinkie into a painful joint lock and took her to the ground.
"OW OW OW OW OW!" Pinkie screamed in pain.
"And just what do you think you were going to do with THIS!?" Ranma asked as he held the bottle of cold water in one hand while he kept Pinkie pinned with the other. Pinkie chuckled.
"Uuuuuhhhhh...I don't know what you're talking about?" She tried to say and look innocent. But Ranma wasn't buying it. The rest of the girls just shook their heads in exasperation.
"Pinkie, I don't even believe that." Fluttershy said with a disappointed look on her face. Pinkie dropped the innocent act and just scowled.
"OK fine! I wanted to see Ranma-chan's big boobies! It's just been so long! I just want to see them! And squeeze them. PLEASE RANMA! Just let me burry my face in them! Just this once!" Pinkie begged the aqua transexual. In reply, Ranma took the water bottle...and pured it on Pinkie's head.
"Pinkie," he said. "Cool off your hormones and get some help."
After Ranma let her go...Pinkie jumpped up and screamed.
"AAAAWWWWWWWWW!" And with that, the crazy pinkette charged at the pigtailed boy.
Ranma dodged the enraged girl's attempts to attack him. As Pinkie swiped at him, Ranma jumped up and balanced himself on top of her head with just his index finger and thumb. The strange thing though was, Pinkie didn't even feel Ranma's weight on her head.
"Where is he!? Where is he!?" Pinkie shouted looking left and right. The others looked at her and Ranma with wide, astonished eyes.
"Can't you feel him?" Twilight asked. "I mean, he is literally balancing on top of your head!"
Shocked, Pinkie rolled her eyes up. She prepared her hands...and swiped at Ranma, only for him to leap nimbly off of her head and land without a sound next to the others.
"Ok, how did you do that without breaking Pinkie's neck!? She acted like she didn't feel your weight at all!" Twilight exclaimed at Ranma's latest feat of defying the laws of physics.
Ranma just smirked at the purple haired smart girl. "Very precise ki control in the fingers." Was all Ranma would say. Twilight and the others just looked like their brains broke as their eyes started twitching.
Ranma turned is head as he heard Pinkie scream and charges at him like a crazed Jihadist about to assassinate an infidel. Ranma ran as Pinkie chased after him. Ranma dodged all around the outside of the school until he came to a wall with windows all over it. He turned and saw Pinkie leap at him. Ranma just ducked and did the splits, dodging Pinkie's lunge and she went right through the open window.
Ranma got up, looked through the broken window, and blushed like crazy. Because through the broken window, he saw Pinkie, face buried deep within the bosom of Vice Principle Luna.
"Whoops." Ranam said. Luna looked down and saw Pinkie snuggle into her bosom.
"Pinkie, could you please get your head out from by breasts?"
"I don't wanna. They feel so soft and squishy.~" Luna grabbed Pinkie by the head and pulled her out from her breasts.
"Heh heh. Um sorry?" She said sheepishly. Ranma walked away very quietly trying not to draw attention to himself. Luna looked out the window and glared at Ranma.
Later that day, Ranma was getting to take a shower after gym class. As soon as he started the water...
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Came Ranma's voice as it changed into the scream of a girl. A soaking red headed girl soon got out of the shower and started marching out of the changing room. All the boys stopped what they were doing and looked at her.
"DON'T LOOK YOU PERVERTS! I"M! A! GUY!" She shouted as she headed to the principals' office. She bashed open the door and marched over to Luna's desk.
"Where. Is. Your. Sister?" Ranma said in a dangerously low voice. Luna looked at RAnma slightly frightened look.
"In her office." Luna pointed to Celestia's office door. Ranma nodded.
"Thank you." She said as she marched over to the office. She opened the door and marched over to Celestia's desk.
"I've got a bone to pick with you." She said to Celestia. She looked up at the soaking wet red head.
"Yes Ranma?" She said. Then pretended to notice that she was wet for the first time.
"Oh my! What happened?" She said in mock innocence. Ranma glared at her principle.
"You know darn well what happened. Turn the hot water back on." She said. Celestia looked down in mock sadness.
"I'm so sorry Ranma, but it looks like I forgot to pay the heating bill for the water. So, it looks like we won't have any hot water in the bathrooms or the showers until tomorrow."
Ranma glared at her. "You did this of prepose." Celestia grinned.
"I don't know what your talking about, MISS Saotome." Ranma glared at her.
"I'll get you for this." Ranma growled at the principal. "Just remember woman, you are dealing with forces beyond your kin."
"Well your Kin can kiss my Barbie. Femboy." She said with a grin.
Ranma growled at Celestia and walked out the door. Celestia giggled as Ranma stomped out.
"Pst. Ranma." Ranma looked over to Luna who motioned him over.
"What's up Vice Principal Luna?" Ranma asked as she walked over to the vice principal's desk.
"I think I might know how you can get back at my sister. In case you're interested." Ranma looked at her incredulously.
"Why?" She asked the older woman. Luna smirked.
"I've got a few scores to settle with my sister. Now come here." Ranma leaned in and listened to what Lunna was whispering. She grinned mischievously.
"Luna, this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship." The two women grinned at each other.
Later that day, lunch rolled around and Celestia was about to settle down to her favorite drink, a cup of hot tea. She settled down into her chair, blew on the tea, and took a sip. Her eyes went wide and she spat out the drink in disgust.
"BLACH! What the hell!" She sniffed the tea, only it wasn't tea!
"VINEGER!?" She shouted in rage! She ran over to her fridge to get a bottle of water. She opened it up and took a swig, only to spit it out in surprise.
"White vinegar!?" She said in shock. "RANMA!" She marched out of her office and off to the cafeteria.
She looked around and saw Ranma sitting with Twilight, Sunset and the other girls having lunch. She marched over to where they were sitting and glared at Ranma.
"Oh, hello Principal Celestia. What brings you to our little corner of the school?" Ranma asked innocently. Celestia glared at the aqua transexual.
"Ranma! I know it was you who replace my tea and my water with VINEGER!" She shouted at the boy turned girl. Ranma feigned a look of shock.
"What? What makes you think that I would do such a horrible thing?" She said as innocently as she could. Celestia wasn't buying it for even a second.
"Principal Celestia, Ranma couldn't have done that. He was with us the whole time." Fluttershy said to the angry principal. Celestia narrowed her eyes at the gathered group of friends.
"Principal Celestia," Twilight chimed in. "I'm afraid that unless you have any proof that Ranma did it, you can't legally charge him with anything."
Celestia glared at the bespecled girl and then back at Ranma.
"I may not have any proof right now, but watch your back girly boy." Ranma just smirked at the enraged principal.
"Well I guess your Barbie can kiss my Kin. Sour face."
Celestia growled at Ranma and marched off. As soon as she was gone, Ranma laughed like a lunatic at his revenge scheme.
"Revenge, oh it really does taste sweet" Ranma said as she took a gulp of tea. Fluttershy looked disapprovingly at Ranma.
"Ranma, did you really do that to Principal Celestia?" Ranma looked at her.
"She started it! She switched off the hot water on me! I was just giving her some payback." Ranma said as she took a few sips of tea.
"To be fair, I think she only did that to get back at you for you that time you made that sprinkler explode above her head." Twilight said as she took a sip of her own tea, that Ranma poured for her. Ranma huffed.
"She started it." Ranma said. Rarity sipped her own tea.
"So, what did you do with Principle Celestia's tea Ranma?" As Rarity asked this, Ranma couldn't help but chuckle maniacally.
"You really want to know?" Ranma said with a devilish smirk. The others were drinking their own tea and suddenly stopped at hearing the evil tone in Ranma's voice.
"Ranma," Sunset began. "What exactly did you do with that tea?" Ranma chuckled again.
"Well," She began. "If you really want to know...You're all drinking it."
At hearing that, all the girls did a seven way simultaneous spit take.
"WHAT!?" All the girls shouted at the same time.
"You mean, this whole time, we've been drinking stolen tea!" Rarity screamed. Ranma girnned.
"Yep." Ranma said. Fluttershy pulled her hair over her eyes and hid under the table.
"I'm an accessory to a crime."
"You mean to tell me that you this tea you gave us really belongs to Principal Celestia!?" Applejack screamed.
"I, I...I drank my principal's tea! I'm a criminal! Oh, this is so going on my permanent record! I'm a DELINQUENT!" Twilight cried as she started bawling her eyes out.
And Sunset...just took another sip of her tea.
"Hm, oolong." She said. The others looked at her, but before anyone could ask her why she was still drinking her tea, Pinkie spit out more of her tea.
"Do you not like it, Pinkie?" Sunset asked. Pinkie smiled.
"Oh it's not that. I just like doing spit takes." She said as she took another sip.
"But honestly, I think this tea is pretty tasty!"
Rainbow Dash gulped down her own tea. "Eh, it's not so bad."
Twilight glared at her friends.
"You guys! This tea is STOLEN! Ranma stole it from our principal!" She protested. Ranma just snickered at Twilight.
"Yeah, but just remember, I'm not the only one who drank it!" They all went pale.
"Just remember, if I go down for this, I'm taking everyone here with me." She said pointing to everyone at the table.
Twilight, Applejack, Rarity, and Fluttershy all gulped. As for Sunset, Pinkie, and Rainbow Dash...they just shrugged and drank the rest of their tea.
"Will you stop drinking that tea!" Twilight and Rarity shouted at their friends.
"Hey, we might as well get rid of the evidence." Sunset said. Pinkie gulped down her tea.
"She's right you know."
Rainbow didn't even bother saying anything as she gulped down her tea. The others had no choice but to give in and help dispose of the evidence.
Later, after school let out, Ranma made a beeline for the nearest place with a working sink.
"At last!" Ranma cried as he became a man again. He walked out of the restaurant he ducked into in order to get some hot water, a car drove right past him and hit a puddle of water that splashed him and turned him right back into a she.
"Wagh!" Ranma cried as he/she swapped genders again. The car pulled up next to him and the window rolled down to reveal Celestia snickering at the poor aqua transexual.
"Hmph hmph. Sorry Ranma. I guess I need to pay more attention to the road." She said in a mocking tone.
Ranma growled at the older woman.
"Woman! You are really pushing it!" Celestia drove off.
The next day Celestia was walking up to the school and just as she opened the door, a bucket full of, something, fell on top of her.
"BLEGH!" Celestia said as she threw off the bucket. She sniffed at the stuff that had fell on her.
"What the!? Cooking oil!?" She screamed. She heard a snickering from in front of her and as she looked up, she saw Ranma, leaning against the lockers.
"Hello." He said.
"RANMA!" Celestia shouted. She attempted to stomp over to him only to realize that the oil that was on her had dripped to the floor and had made walking a very hard task to accomplish.
She fought to maintain her balance but was finding it impossible to keep from slipping all over the place. Finally, gravity and the slippery oil won the fight and Celestia slipped and fell to the floor in a heep.
"First day with your new feet?" Ranma asked. Celestia just growled.
"Why you little sh...!"
"Uh uh uuhhh. You can't prove that I did this. I'm just standing here minding my own business." Ranma then walked off, but before he got too far, he turned around and said...
"By the way, pink today? Really?" He said as he walked off.
Celestia didn't know what he was talking about. But then, she looked down, and saw that her clothes had become see threw due to the cooking oil.
"EEEP!" She cried as she covered herself up. Celestia ran out the door, being careful not to slip up again. As she did, Luna was walking up to the school and as she saw her sister, she tried her hardest not to laugh.
"Don't you even dare! I am going back home. I'm going to take a hot shower. Get a change of clothes. And when I come back, that boy is dead." Celestia said as she headed off.
"Celestia wait." Luna called to her sister. "Try to stay out of the sun as much as you can. Otherwise you might get cooked."
"Fuck... you..." She said as she took off.
Later that day, Ranma was trying to enjoy PE class. He was taking his shot at pole-vaulting, but as soon as he went up, he started sliding down the pole and gets flug off of it once he's half way down.
"Who the heck put oil on my pole?!" Ranma yells out loud mad, when suddenly Pinkie I heard out in the crowd making an effeminate Zarbon laugh of pleasure cause she sees it as an innuendo.
Later, Celestia was trying to have a staff meeting but as soon as she sits on her chair...
*Pffffft*
"That wasn't me." She looks at her chair and finds a woopy cushion.
"Ranma...!" She growls under her breath.
And as the day went on, Ranma and Celestia kept pranking one another. At the end of the day, the two of them were huffing and puffing as they stared each other down.
"Had enough, PC?" Ranma asked. Celestia glared at him.
"No, but you look like you're ready to keel over." She retorted.
And then they both shouted, "SQUIRT GUN ATTACK!"
They both said as they wetted each other, turning Ranma into a girl again and making Celestia's clothes see through, this time her bra was black.
"STOP MAKING MY CLOTHES WET!" Celestia shouted.
"STOP TURNING ME INTO A GIRL!" Ranma shouted back at Celestia as they both started growling at each other.
"As soon as I get home, Luna and I are going to think of a far worse fate than turning you into a girl." Celestia said to the aqua transexual. Ranma looked at her confused.
"Wait. Luna's been helping me prank you this whole time." Ranma said to Celestia. She looked at him quizzically.
"What? Luna's been giving me ideas on how to prank you." Ranma said. Celestia looked confused.
"What? But she's been helping me get back at you." Ranma and Celestia suddenly had the same thought.
"Celestia, I do believe that we've been played." Ranma said in an angry voice. Celestia nodded.
"Ranma, I do believe that my dear sister needs to be taught a lesson." Ranma looked at his principle.
"I'm with you PC. And I think I've got just the idea on how to do it." The two looked at each other and grinned. The next day, Luna was heading towards the school while looking over some papers Celestia asked her to review.
As soon as she touched the door, a surge of electricity started coursing through her!
"WWWWAAAAGGGHHHHH!" Luna screamed as she was shocked. As the electricity coursed through her, her hair started sticking out in all directions and her skeleton started to show through her skin. Finally, she managed to pull her hand away from the door knob and catch her breath.
The poor Vice principle was blackened by the shock and her hair was now nothing but spikes. She coughed once, twice and then she heard the snickering laughter of Ranma and Celestia coming from the office window.
"HA HA HA HAAAAHHHH!" Luna turned her head to see the two in question laughing their heads off at her expense.
"What. The. *Cough* HELL!?" She said. Ranma snickered.
"That's what you get for playing us like you have been Luna." Celestia nodded in between laughs.
"He's right Luna." Luna just grew mad.
"Why you two!" She cried out as she took off her jacket and used it to get the door open without getting shocked. She started to run over to the principal's office, but just as she got close, she slipped on something and fell to the floor.
She tried to get up but, her hand slipped and she fell face first. She sniffed the stuff on the floor and growled.
"Coconut oil!?" She managed to get up and finally get to door and starts banging on it.
"CELESTIA, OPEN THIS DAMN DOOR!"
"Nope." Was all Celestia said.
"Celestia, if you don't open this damn door, I am gonna ram my fist so far up your fat ass! Not in the sexual way, but in a 'I am pissed off at you' way!"
Ranma laughed.
"Come and get us oil face!" He shouted from the other side of the door.
Luna opens the door and walks right into a sheet of plastic, that had adhesive all over it. She pulled it off with some difficulty and looked at the two snickering trouble makers.
"NOW YOU'RE DEAD!"
She shouted and walked forward, only to set off a fan that blew a bunch of feathers right into her. Her eyes went wide and as her brain tried to process what just happened. Ranma and Celestia however...
"AAAHHHH HHAAA HA HA HAAAAAA!"
They were laughing their buts off.
"Ha ha hah! I told you that would work! Ha ha ha!" Celestia said. Ranma chuckled.
"Yeap! You were right! Ha ha!" Ranma chuckled. Luna glared at the two of them from under the feathers.
"I. Hate. You two. So much." She said. They laughed even more as they high fived each other.
"And to think, to this day you and Celestia are still pranking each other." Pinkie said as Ranma finished telling his story.
"Yeah, and sometimes Luna still gets in on the action. Good times, good times." Ranma said as he reclined in his chair. Pinkie blew more bubbles from her pipe.
"So...Know any other good stories that you could share with our lovely audience?" Pinkie asked the pigtailed boy. Ranma thought for a moment.
"Well, two interconnected stories come to mind." He finally said.
"Oh? Which ones?" Pinkie asked. Ranma smirked at his crazy friend.
"Oh, one you know all too well. One where you paid the price for being a nosy little gossip."
That comment made Pinkie drop her smile all together as she started to grow pale.
"Uhhhhh...we really don't need to tell them that story, do we?" Pinkie said, sweating bullets.
"Oh, I think we do." Ranma said as he began to recount his tale.
"Why am I helping you with this again?" Pinkie Pie asked as Rarity was going through her closet.
"Because darling, I need to make room for the new fashions coming out this season, and I don't want any of these to go to waist, so I need someone to help me decide what to keep and what to give to my friends." Rarity said. "Also, I have Ranma coming over soon and I am determined to get him to try on SOME of these clothes."
Pinkie grinned at that idea.
"Oh, yeah. Ranko-chan would look HOT in some of these outfits!" She exclaimed. Rarity looked at her crazy friend with a confused look.
"Ranko?" She asked.
"Oh, That's my nick name for Ranma's female form. It's basically just the female version of his name." Pinkie explained.
"Oh," Rarity said, finally understanding her friends meaning. She went back to looking through her closet and pulled out one of her old tops.
"What do you think? Should I keep this or donate it?" She asked Pinkie as she held it out to her.
"I don't know, try it on."
Meanwhile, Ranma was landing from one of his roof-hoping jumps and started looking for Rarity's address. Inside, he was nervous, this was the first time he was ever invited to a friend's house, let alone a girl's house. He looked at the slip of paper in his hand and looked at the street signs and mail boxes along the road, trying to find the matching one to the address Rarity had given him.
"Ah, here it is!" He exclaimed as found the right address. He looked up at the place and was pleasantly surprised.
"Huh, looks a lot more down to Earth than I thought it was going to look." He said to himself.
In all honesty, with the way Rarity looks, talks, acts, and dresses, he was expecting a forty-foot mansion or something to that effect. But to his surprise, it looked like almost any other house, except it was a few sizes bigger than the average house,
"Huh, honestly, I expected more." Ranma said to himself as he walked up to the front door. He saw a buzz in button and pressed it.
"Um...hello?" Ranma said nervously. "I'm here to see Rarity. My name's Ranma, she's expecting me."
As he said this and took his finger off the button, the door opened to reveal a man in the, some-what later years of his life, dressed in a suit and tie.
"Madam Rarity is in her room sir. Step right in." He said. Ranma walked into the house, and his jaw went through the floor.
Why? Because the outside of the house PALED in comparison to what the inside looked like. It was filled with paintings, lavish wall and floor decor, and crystal chandelier hung above his head. This is more like what Ranma was expecting to find in the home of his high-class friend Rarity. But the whole bait and switch of the outside and the inside just made his head spin.
He looked back outside, then ducked his head back inside. Outside again, then inside again. The butler just chuckled haughtily at the young man's antics.
"First timers. I never get tired of their reaction." He said to himself. He walked over to Ranma and tapped him on the shoulder.
"If you're quite done flipping out sir, Mistress Rarity is still waiting."
Ranma shook himself back to reality and looked at the well-dressed butler.
"I've got just one question first Jeeves." Ranma said. The butler just looked at Ranma with his calm demeaner.
"What is it sir?" He asked.
"JUST HOW RICH ARE THESE PEOPLE!?" Ranma shouted as he waved his hands at the lavishly furnished house. The old man just smirked at Ranma's antics.
"Let's just say, rich enough for this butler to own his own Ferrari." He said with a smirk as he walked off. Ranma just stood there with his mouth hanging wide open.
"F-f-f-f-f-Ferrari? Isn't that a very expensive car?" Ranma tried to wrap his mind around what that one sentence told him about just how much dough Rarity's parents have if their own butler could afford a car like that. The butler came back and pulled Ranma along with him.
Meanwhile, Rarity was trying on yet another outfit that she was debating about whether to keep or get rid of.
"Well Pinkie?" She asked. Pinkie walked around her fashionista friend and looked at the top Rarity had chosen this time.
"Hmm." Was all she said as she continued to scope out her friend from every angle.
"I don't know. Do a little spin, please." Pinkie requested. Rarity obliged and pirouetted for her friend. Pinkie admired Rarity for another second or two and finally came to a decision.
"Well girlfriend, I say in or out of season, you could totally rock that outfit." Pinkie said with a smile. Rarity flipped her hair nonchalantly.
"But of course, darling. But still, keep or donate?" She asked again.
"Hmm. I say...give it to Twilight. That color will make her eyes pop more." Pinkie answered. Rarity smiled at her friend.
"I've taught you so well." Was all Rarity could say as she started to change again. She then looked at Pinkie.
"Pinkie, sweetie, could you please run to my sewing room and fetch me my sewing needle and some violet thread? The stitching on this dress is coming undone." Pinkie ssaluted her fashion forward friend.
"Can do, girlfriend." She then marched off to the other room as Rarity stripped off her top and went to grab another one from the 'might get rid of' pile. As she was rummaging through her closet, the butler came into the doorway.
"Madam Rarity, your friend Ranma the kung fu boy is here." He said in his usual monotone voice.
"Oh good, send him in Geffory." Rarity said without leaving her closet.
"Very well madam." He turned and motioned for Ranma to come in. "You may come in sir." As Ranma stepped into the room, Rarity called out:
"That will be all Geffory."
And with that, Geffory the butler left. Ranma looked around while Rarity was still rummaging through her cloths.
"Your house is VERY deceptive, you know that?" Ranma said to the young fashionista.
"I know. It was my father's idea. He thought if it didn't look like wealthy people lived here robbers wouldn't bother trying to rob us." Rarity replied to the young man. Ranma shrugged at that explanation. Then he asked another question that was on his mind.
"By the way, just how did you get so freaking rich?" Ranma asked her. Rarity chuckled.
"Oh Ranma, I'm not rich. My parents are rich. I'm...rich adjacent." She replied to Ranma's question. "But as for how they got rich, my father is a stock broker who made some smart investments in a diamond mine and a natural gas mine. A few months later, he struck it rich."
Ranma nodded his head at that.
"So... why did you want me to come over here anyway? I'm sure it wasn't just to flaunt your wealth." Rarity giggled at that.
"No of course not. I just need a new model for some of my designs and I thought you might..."
"Forget it!" Ranma shouted in defiance. "I may have a models' body in both of my forms but that doesn't mean that you can just use me like one."
Rarity huffed at that.
"Oh, come on Ranma! You can't honestly say that you wouldn't look good in something like this." She said as she pulled out one of her tops to show it to Ranma
Ranma was about to say something then he noticed that Rarity was topless save for her black bra. It was at this point that Ranma did the only thing he could think of at this time...he freaked.
"AGH!"
"Oh, really Ranma, I know it may not be your cup of tea but it's not that bad." She said, completely oblivious to the fact that she was basically flashing him. Ranma looked away as fast as he could as Rarity went back looking through her clothes and pulled out a black sleeveless top.
"Ranma, give me your opinion, do you think I should keep this or get rid of it?" She asked holding it up to her body.
"Um, well, um...I think you should put it on. Like, right now." He said, avoiding her topless body. Rarity looked at him quizzically.
"What do you mean I should...AH!" She said finally looking down at herself and seeing that she was basically flashing the young martial artist.
"Ranma! You, you... you pervert!" Rarity said trying to cover her exposed body.
"Hey! I'm not a pervert!" Ranma cries before turning his head so as not to look at Rarity. "You-you're the one who was flashing me, lady!"
"Well," Rarity starts as she attempts to put her top on. "At least you got a nice eyeful."
"W-what!? I didn't see anything!" Ranma said as he tried to defend himself.
"What? Am I not good enough for you to look at?" Rarity cried out.
"What? NO! You're really hot, it's just...Stop trying to put words in my mouth and just put your dang shirt on woman!" Ranma exclaimed.
"Ranma..." Rarity said.
"What now?" He asked.
"I'm...I'm stuck!" Rarity said as she struggled to get her head through the top hole of her top.
"What!? How could you be stuck in your own clothes?" He asked in exasperation.
"Ranma! Just help me!" The poor girl cried. Ranma turned around and saw that Rarity was indeed having trouble getting her head in the hole.
"Um. Uh..."
"Oh for Pete's sake Ranma, just help me!" She cried and Ranma went over to her and tried to pull the article of clothing over the girl's head.
"How is it that your head is too big for a shirt that you bought for yourself?" He asked as they struggled.
"I don't know. Just help me!" She cried in frustration.
As they continued to struggle, Pinkie was strolling back to Rarity's room when she heard what sounded like Ranma and Rarity talking.
"Just help me!" She heard Rarity say.
"Hang on Rarity, we'll get it on." Came Ranma's voice.
Pinkie came to a sudden stop, with a tire screeching sound effect.
"Mu-waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh?" She said in confusion.
"Ranmaaaaa! I'm getting hot!" Came Rarity's voice. Pinkie rushed over to the door way and saw the two young people struggling with Rarity's top. And as she watched. A big smile spread across her face at what she thought she was seeing.
"This isn't working, get on the bed." Ranma said as he threw Rarity onto the bed and yanked her top off. As he did he looked over to the door and saw a very familiar pink head of hair.
"Pinkie!' He screamed and Rarity looked to the door way in embarrassed surprise.
"Don't mind me." Pinkie said slowly as she shook her head, smiling the whole time.
"No no!" Ranma said getting off of Rarity and she followed suit.
"No no no no noe! This is not what it looks like." He tried to explain.
"This is absolutely not what it looks like." Rarity chimed in as she took her top from Ranma and tried to cover herself.
"Mh hm. That's what they all say." Pinkie said with a smug look on her face.
"Have fun you two. And remember to use protection!" She said as she skipped away.
"Wait! PINKIE!" Ranma and Rarity called out as they chased after the pinkette.
"Um, Rarity...the twins are still out and bouncing." Ranma said to the topless girl.
"AH!" Rarity screamed as she ran back to her room and slammed the door behind her.
The next day at the mall, Rarity couldn't help but notice that everyone was giving her weird looks. Especially the girls. They were all looking at her like she was that one collage girl who bragged about whatever boy she was just with.
"Well, well, well." Came the voice of Sunset Shimmer.
"Look who came stomping around for her next victim." Rarity looked at her red headed friend with a confused expretion.
"What do you mean by that?" She asked.
"Oh, don't act like you don't know." Sunset said with a smug smirk.
"Everyone's talking about you and your little, 'playmate'."
"What do you mean playmate?" Rarity asks. Then her phone rings.
"One moment darling." She said as she answered. "Hello?" She said into the phone.
"Oh! Hello Brian! What? What do you mean your canceling our date? WHAT!? What do you mean Ranma and me? There's no Ranma and me! No! No Brian, wait!" But then he hung up.
Rarity looked shell shocked. Then, her eye started to twitch and steam started coming out of her ears. At this point, Sunset was smart enough to start backing away. But as she tried, Rarity suddenly grabbed her by the arm and pulled her closer.
"How. Did. This. Rumor. Start?" She asked in quiet rage.
"I don't know! I just heard it while I was walking around." Sunset answered quickly. Rarity released her and started walking towards the exit.
"Um, Rarity?" Sunset started to ask. "Where are you going?" Rarity turned to her friend.
"To have a little talk with a certain, pig tailed boy."
A little while later, we find said pig tailed boy in his room doing sit ups from a hanging pull up bar. Master Asia was out and he had the house to himself. After he was done with his hanging sit ups, Ranma dropped to the ground and headed to the kitchen to get something to eat.
As he was preparing his meal, Ranma heard a knock on his door. More like a series of rappid poundings on his front door. He walked over to the door and opened it, revealing a very pissed off Rarity.
"You...Son of a bitch." She said in a heavily accented of voice.
"What I do? What I do?" Ranma asked in confusion.
"Oh, you know DAMN well what you did, Ranma, whatever your last name is!" She said as she marched right into his home and jabbed her finger into his chest.
"No, I don't." Ranma said, trying to defend himself. "That's why I'm asking."
"I know very well that you're the one who started that rumor about the two of us, you, you...charlatan!" Rarity shouted at the young martial artist.
"What rumor?" Ranma asked. "I don't know what you're talking about." Then he started to think and something came to his mind.
"Wait, is that why people have been looking at me weird all day?" Ranma asked. Rarity just put her hands on her hips as she looked at her friend.
"Oh like you really don't know that everyone thinks you and I are an item."
"What kind of item?" Ranma asked as he scratched his head. Rarity rubbed her temples in frustration.
"A couple, Ranma! People think we're a couple!" She shouted at him.
"Ooooohhhhhh..." Ranma said. Then his eyes went wide as realization dawned on him.
"Wait, WHAT!?" He cried out. "I'm not dating you! I don't even want to date you!" Rarity looked at Ranma with a somewhat hurt expression.
"And what is wrong with dating me?" She asked. Ranma threw up his hands in defense.
"No no no no! What I meant was, that I only see you as a friend and it would be weird if we started dating. I mean, I think you're really pretty and all, but I just don't think that you and I would make a very good couple. That's all I meant." He said trying to keep Rarity from getting any madder at him.
"How did this rumor even start in the first place?" Ranma asked.
"Apparently, someone started gossiping about that little 'incident' between us yesterday. And now, EVERYONE thinks you and I are seeing each other like two horny rabbits!"
Ranma took a second to process this information he was just given. Someone had let slip about his 'episode' with Rarity and her top and had twisted it to make it sound like they were...intimately involved.
It was at this moment, Ranma had a thought. One that would account for this rumor that Rarity was blaming him for.
"Say, Rarity. If you remember correctly, you and I weren't the only two people who were present for that little fiasco between you and your top."
Rarity was about to retort, but when she started thinking about it, she started getting mad again. Only this time, it was not at Ranma.
Pinkie Pie was just relaxing at her home, reading a manga, when she heard the sound of four fists banging on her front door. She put her manga aside and went to the door. As soon as she opened it, she was greeted by the sight of one angry looking kung fu boy in a red shirt and one pissed off looking fashionista.
"Oh! Hi guys! So...how are you two love birds?" She asked sweetly. The two in question marched on the pinkette, fires of hate in their eyes.
"Do we look like a couple of happy love birds to you, you pink bone head?" Ranma asked as he and Rarity closed in on Pinkie.
"Um..." Pinkie was starting to feel the severity of her situation as her angry friends backed her up against a wall.
"Pinkie," Rarity started. "Why did you go around town telling people that Ranma and I are seeing each other?"
"Because I saw you two getting busy in your room yesterday." Pinkie said with a smile. A smile that quickly fell.
"PINKIE!" The two shouted at her.
"I was not doing anything perverted with Rarity! I was trying to help her get her stupid top on because she couldn't get her big head into it!" Ranma shouted at Pinkie.
"Oh sure. And what about the stuff you guys were saying? Like: Oh Ranma, I'm so hot! Or, hold on Rarity, we'll get it on." Pinkie asked with a smug look on her face. Rarity pinched the bridge of her nose.
"Pinkie, I was hot, from trying to get my big head into a head hole that was two sizes to small for me! And it gets really hot when you're struggling to get something that tight on!" As Rarity shouted this at her, Pinkie's smile started to drop.
"And when I said we'll get it on, I meant the dang stupid shirt!" Ranma shouted. Now her smug smile was gone completely.
"Oh..." Was all she could say.
"Pinkie," Rarity started again. "Do you realize that you have just ruined my chance at a date with a boy that I have been waiting MONTHS to ask me out!?"
"You mean that guy in math class, Brian Holding?" Pinkie asked.
"YES!" Rarity shouted.
"Oh, he is a cutie." Pinkie replied.
"I KNOW!" Rarity screamed. Pinkie just chuckled nervously.
"Oops." She said with a shrug. Ranma and Rarity started closing in on Pinkie. Pinkie started backing away, chuckling nervously.
"Um, you guys coming to give me a hug?" She asked with open arms. But the look in their eyes promised no hugs for the pink haired girl.
"Nope, you look like you're going to kill me." At this point, Pinkie did the smartest thing she had ever done...run. As she ran Ranma and Rarity chased after her.
"HELP!" Pinkie screamed as she ran from her angry friends.
"HELP! They've gone stark raving MAD!"
Back at the room with the fire place, Ranma was busting a gut from laughing so hard. Pinkie on the other hand, was glaring at Ranma.
"That's not funny Ranma. You guys chased me all over town and then you guys tied me up and ate my favorite cake right in front of me." She said as she crossed her arms and kept glaring at the laughing kung fu boy.
"Well, you had it coming. I'm just glad we were able to clear up that misunderstanding with the rest of the people around town and Rarity got her date back." Ranma said, with a hint of hate in his voice at the last part.
"Pff, yeah, like that was a good thing. That guy was a creep!" Pinkie chimed in. Ranma nodded in agreement.
"Yeah, he was a big jerk. But we got him back for it." Ranma looked at the camera and smiled.
"But let's not get ahead of ourselves. Let's tell the story to our audience." Ranma said as he gestured towards the camera. Pinkie smiled devilishly at that idea.
"Oh, let's. Do you want to start us off?"
"Oh, please." Ranma said, rubbing his hands.
"And now, ladies and gentlemen, allow us to entertain you with a little story we like to call: Chocolat Revenge Alamode."
Ranma was jogging to school solo today. Why? Well, Applejack said she had some farm work to do early that day and Rainbow Dash just needed some time to get to school early to help with the sports teams. So, Ranma was flying solo.
As he reached the school however, he tripped over a trip wire and triggered a booby trap! As Ranma fell he tried to break his fall, he realized too late that the pavement he had laned on was sticky from some kind goo. As he tried to get up, he felt the all too familiar feeling of cold dread come over him that only came when cold water was nearby.
He looked up...and *SPLASH*! And there, in place of a handsome young man, was a petite and busty young red headed girl. Ranma spat out the water that managed to get in his mouth, and growled.
"Alright. Who's the wise guy!?" Ranma shouted as she looked around from her planted position on the ground. She heard a snickering from in front of her and sure enough, there was Celestia and Rarity, laughing at his/her predicament.
"You..." She said with venom in his/her voice.
"Oh, hello Ranma. Having a nice little soak before school?" Celestia asked as she tried to look professional, only to fail at it miserably. As for Rarity, she looked slightly ashamed but also at the same time like she was enjoying Ranma's suffering.
"Celestia I can understand, but YOU Rarity!? I thought you of all people were better than this." Ranma said to his/her purple haired friend.
"I'm truly sorry Ranma. *Giggles* But Principle Celestia promised me extra credit if I helped her with this little prank." She said. That got Ranma so mad, the water that was dripping off of her body was turning into steam.
"WHAT!? You sold me out for a passing grade!? REALLY!?" Ranma shouted in rage. Rarity looked at the red head with sorrow in her eyes.
"I'm truly sorry Ranma-darling. But I needed the extra credit to get a passing grade in Home Ec or else my parents wouldn't let me go out on my date this weekend." Rarity tried to defend herself.
"Not only did you sell me out for a passing grade, but for a lousy date!?" Ranma was so mad her strength was heightened by her rage and she tore herself from the adhesive goo that held her down.
"Uh uh uhhh, Ranma. You know the rules. No acts of violence." Celestia said in a sing song voice as she strutted away. Rarity looked sadly at Ranma as the red head glared daggers at the fashion forward young girl.
"I'm truly sorry Ranma. Really I am."
"So am I Rarity." Ranma said as she marched up to the purple haired girl. "Sorry to have to say this, but YOU are officially on my hit list! So start sleeping with one eye open." Ranma said as she started marching into the school in hopes of finding some hot water before Celestia tried turning the hot water off again.
Later that day, Sunset was walking through the halls now that school had let out. She was ready to get home and start on a special side project, when she heard a noise coming from the hallway to her left. She followed the noise, and found Ranma, in the middle of setting up what looked like another one of his revenge pranks.
"OK, I'll bite." Sunset said as she walked over to the pigtailed boy. "Ranma, what are you up to." Ranma looked at her with a face that said, 'what do you think'.
"I'm getting back at Principle Celestia for what she did tome this morning. And when I'm done, Rarity is next." He said as he put the finishing touches on his latest trap.
"Why Rarity?" Sunset asked.
"Because she sold me out to that witch all so she could go out on her stupid date." And with, Ranma had completed his latest masterpiece. He laughed maniacally.
"Um...Ranma?" Sunset asked nervously.
"You might want to get back Sunset, you're in the blast zone." Ranma said as he scooted Sunset out of the way. As they hid away, Celestia came into the hallway, completely unaware of the scheme of revenge that she was walking into.
As she was looking over some papers, she passed by the spot Ranma was hiding in, and he pulled a string that released his revenge. Celestia didn't have time to register what was happening before a tub of itching powder fell onto her head.
"Ahhh!" She screamed. She started scratching like crazy, it got so bad she started rubbing her back against the lockers, only for a bucket of fake bugs to fall on her. Not that she knew they were fake.
She screamed again, swatting at the fake bugs thinking they were real. She ran down the hallway screaming. And as she did, Ranma just busted out laughing. Sunset looked at Ranma.
"Really Ranma? Was this really necessary?" She asked with a disapproving look. Ranma just grinned and snickered.
"Yes." He answered. "Yes, it was." He said as Celestia's screams faded into the hallway.
"Now, it's time to get Rarity. And whatever I'm going to do to her, it's going to be far worse than that." Ranma said as he started walking down the hall to find his next victim.
"Wait, Ranma!" Sunset called as she went after Ranma. She ran after him and finally caught up to him, only to see that Ranma had come to a halt, with his mouth hanging open.
"Look, Ranma, I know you want to get back at Rarity, but there is no reason for you to go as far as you did with Celestia. I mean, you could..." She kept going on but eventually saw that Ranma was not paying attention.
"Um, Ranma...?" Sunset said as she waved her hand in front of Ranma's face.
"You okay?" Ranma didn't answer. Not verbally anyway. He just placed his hand on Sunset's head and turned it to look at what he was looking at. When she did, her mouth and face adapted the same look as Ranma's.
What they saw, was Brian Holding, the very guy Rarity had a date with tomorrow night, kissing another girl!
"Why that no good..." Sunset started as the two people they were watching started walking away.
"Bastard" Ranma finished. As the two kissing teens got up and walked out the door, Ranma cracked his knuckles and started glowing a blazing red aura of rage.
"Oh, that tares it. I may be mad at Rarity, but NO WAY am I going to stand for some two-timing bastard cheating on MY friend! And don't you try to stop me, Sunset." He said looking at the red head.
"Who's stopping you? I'm with you!" She retorted as she too started glowing with a fiery red aura. The two went after the two-timer and his side-girl, but as soon as they got outside, they saw that the two they were after had already gotten into Brian's car and drove off.
"Shoot." Ranma said.
"Now what?" Sunset asked. Ranma shrugged.
"One thing's for sure, I've got to tell Rarity." Ranma said as he started looking dejected.
"I don't believe you!" Rarity said after Ranma told her what he saw.
"But I'm telling you the truth!" Ranma shouted back. But of course, Rarity didn't believe him.
"Like I would believe the word of someone who swore that he would get even with me." Rarity said as she kept going through her outfits, trying to find out which one she wanted to wear. Ranma growled at her.
"Yeah, but Rarity..." Ranma tried to say, but Rarity cut him off.
"Bu bu bu bu. I know about what happened with Principle Celestia and the fake bugs. And I know that you would try to do anything within your power to get back at me for helping her. Like say, making me miss my big date with one of the cutest boys in school as the opening set up for a Celestia sized revenge scheme?" She said to the pig tailed boy. Ranma looked sheepish.
"Well, I admit, that does sound like something I would do. But..." Sadly he didn't get a chance to finish, because Rarity started pushing him out the door.
"I know you think whatever it is you're planning is very funny, but I have no time for it today. Now please, shoo shoo." Rarity said as she pushed him out.
"Geoffery, get him out of him." She said as she ducked back into her room. After Ranma was 'escorted' out, he looked at the house and shouted.
"You know, you sure can be a real spoiled brat!"
Ranma marched away from the house, mumbling under his breath. Sunset saw him and knew that the talk did not go well at all.
"I'm guessing she didn't listen, did she?" The blond streaked red head asked. Ranma just looked at her.
"Nope." Was all he said.
"So...now what?" Sunset asked. Ranma rubbed his chin.
"Well, as much as I'm mad at Rarity right now, I'm still not going to let that creep get away with cheating on my friend. But I'm going to need some kind of plan." Ranma looked back to Sunset.
"Say, you wouldn't happen to know where they're going on their date, would you?" He asked.
"I KNOW!" Came the voice of Pinkie Pie as she popped up from behind the two of them.
"AGH!" Ranma and Sunset screamed.
"Pinkie!? Where did you come from?" Ranma asked after getting over his schock.
"Well, you see, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much..." Pinkei started.
"NO!" Ranma cut her off. "I mean, where did you come from a second ago?"
"Ooohhhhhh...from behind that fence over there." Pinkie stated as if it was no big deal.
"So, what are you guys talking about?" She asked her two friends.
"Rarity's date is really a cheating, two-timing bastard who's seeing another girl on the side." Ranma said matter of factly.
Pinkie's smile started to fall, then it turned int a sneer of rage.
"WHAT!?" Pinkie shouted. "Why would that jerk DARE to cheat on someone as hot and elegant as Rarity with some second rate slut!?"
"Who knows Pinkie." Sunset added. Ranma cleared his throat.
"So pinkie, where are they going for their date exactly?"
"Oh, that fancy new restaurant, LeFancy Abode. Very classy place." Pinkie said.
"I see. Boy I would love to have a way to make that guy look like an idiot in a place like that." Ranma said. Sunset started rocking back and forth on her heels as she looked around.
"Well..." She began. "I might have a way to help with that." This caught RAnma's and Pinkie's attentions.
"What you talking about Shimmer?" Ranma said. Sunset chuckled.
"Well, whatever your last name is," She stated. "For the last year, I've been talking to mine and the girls' old friend, Princess Twilight from Equestria, and my old teacher Princess Celestia, about getting to back into learning how to use Equestrian magic here in this world."
Pinkie's jaw dropped.
"I'm sorry, WHAT!?" She cried. This made Sunset chuckle and Ranma look like the gears in his head were beginning to turn.
"Wait, so, you're telling me that you can use actual magic spells? Like, all that, hocus pocus stuff?" He asked. Sunset rubbed her arm.
"Well, technically, yes. I'll admit, I'm really out of practice and I can only do low to mid-level spells at the moment. But I'm sure I've got something here..." She reached into her backpack and pulled out a thick book. "That could help us humiliate that cheating creep."
"Is that an actual magic spell book!?" Ranma asked in shock and awe. Sunset grinned.
"Yes, my fine, gender swapping friend, yes, it is." She then opened the book and began to flip through it to try and find the perfect spell for their intended target. After a minute of searching, she found a spell that promised to do just that.
"Oh yeah. This, I can work with." She said.
"What is it?" Pinkie asked as she and Ranma scooted in close to her.
"It's a simple little spell." Sunset began. "What it does is transfers a single personality trait from one person to another. For example, Pinkie has a huge addiction to sweets..."
"Mostly chocolate." Pinkie said as she pulled out a smore from her hair and started eating it.
"Did you just pull a smore from your hair?" Ranma asked.
"Yeah, why?" Pinkie asked as she kept munching on her snack.
"Um, so Sunset, you were saying." Ranma changed the subject.
"Well, this spell can basically take a personality trait like Pinkie's love of sweets and place it into, say, a cheating asshole in front of Rarity and have them go crazy by putting a whole bunch of chocolate sweets in front of him?" Sunset suggested with an evil smirk.
"Sunset, you have a devious, evil, scheming mind. Don't ever change." Ranma said, returning her grin with Pinkie joining in.
The next night, the three scheming teens snuck into the restaurant that Rarity and Brian where eating at. They watched the two sit down and start taliking.
"Ok, here's the plan. First, Pinkie, call that other girl Brian was with and get her over here." Ranma said.
"Right-o boss man." Pinkie said as she made the call.
"Good thing she has everyone in town on her contacts." Ranma said as he looked at Sunset.
"Now, as she's getting that girl over here, you start preparing the spell, I'll get the chocolate into Rarity's purse." Ranma said to the other girl.
"Righto." Sunset said as she got out her spell book.
Ranma snuck over to a nearby table and waited for his opportunity to get closer. Just as he was trying to get his timing right, a waiter tapped him on the shoulder.
"Excuse me?" He said. "What are you doing?" Ranma looked at him.
"Um...Trying to find a way to get this chocolate into that purse." Ranma said as he pointed to Rarity's purse.
"Why?" The waiter asked.
"To mess with that guy my friend is dating. Mostly because he's a cheating, two-timing bastard." Ranma said.
"My sister once dated a guy like that." The waiter said as he pulled a rolling cart with a tarp over it. "Get in." He whispered.
Ranma did as he was told and pulled the tarp over like a curtain to hide himself. The waiter then pushed the cart past Rarity's table. As he did so, Ranma's hand reached out and swiped Rarity's purse. After placing the chocolate bar into the purse, he said, "Home Jeeves."
The waiter went the other way and Ranma returned the purse. After that Ranma looked to the waiter.
"Ok, do me one last favor and bring out a cart full of desserts."
"Ok. But, how many?" He asked.
"All of them." Ranma said. "Oh, and be sure to put it all on that guy's bill." The waiter nodded and Ranma headed back to the girls.
"That girl is on her way here now." Pinkie said as Ranma huddled next to the girls.
"Good. Now how's that spell coming along Sunset?" He asked the red head.
"I think I'm ready." She replied. "I just need one good clear shot."
Sunset channeled her magic into her hands. It may have been a long time, but she was beginning to feel the familiar sensation of magic feeling her body. She felt the magic flowing into her hands and began to take aim.
"Pinkie, this is going to feel a little strange." She said as she aimed one hand Pinkie and the other at Rarity. A ray of magic fired and hit Pinkie. Sunset felt the spell drain Pinkie's sweets addiction and channel it through her. But just as she was about to fire at Brian, someone bumped into her and screwed up her aim! As the ray of magic fired, it hit not Brian, but RARITY!
"Uh oh..." She said.
"Um, Sunset? What just happened?" Ranma asked.
"Um, well...I think I missed my shot and accidentally hit Rarity." She said.
"Oh crud." Ranma said. And his fears only grew when he saw Rarity reach into her purse and pull out the chocolate bar he put in it.
"Double crud."
"How bad could this possibly get?" Pinkie asked. And her question was soon answered.
"I don't remember putting chocolate in my purse." Rarity said as she looked at the sweet. The breathed in its sweet sent and a strange urge came over her. She smelled it again and decided to take one little lady sized bite. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then...she atre the whole thing in a matter of seconds.
"You must have been really hungry." Brian said as he picked at his food.
"I must've been. And the strange thing is, I still feel a bit peckish for some chocolate." She said as she patted her stomach.
"Well, good thing I ordered some sweets." Brian said as a whole cart full of chocolate sweets came out.
"Um, I didn't order that much." Brian said.
"Well, we got an order for this..." The waiter never got a chance to finish as Rarity started digging into the chocolate confections. Ranma, Sunset and Pinkie all looked at Rarity who had seemingly abandoned her lady like manners and started tearing into the desserts like Pinkie would.
"Wow." Sunset said.
"Do I really look like that when I eat sweets?" Pinkie asked.
"Kind of." The red head answered. Ranma watched the purple haired girl make a pig of herself in front of everyone.
"Well, I wanted to get back at Rarity..." Was all he could say.
Rarity kept eating the desserts as she tried to keep talking to her date.
"So, I hear you're thinking of getting your own car soon, what kind?" She asked with a mouth full of chocolate ice cream.
"Well I'm thinking of getting it in a tan leather kind of color."
"I'm more of a chocolate leather person myself. Can I have some of that?" She asked as she took more of the dessert from the cart.
"Mm! You know, I'm not so crazy about our school colors." She said as she got up and went through the desserts one at a time.
"Honestly, mmph, I should petition them to change the colors to caramel and milk chocolate brown. Oh wait that's not a straw." She said as she picked up a dessert that she thought was a shake but it wasn't. She didn't' care though, she just bit into it without a second thought.
Ranma and the other girls were shocked at the devil-may-care way their normally sophisticated friend was acting. Their mouths dropped open in silent gasps, and Ranma even had to cover his mouth with his hand in order to keep from laughing out loud as he saw Rarity's face get covered in chocolate. Some of it even fell onto her dress.
"That's interesting..." Brian said.
"Hold that thought." Rarity said as she rushed over to a nearby table with an older couple.
"Aw, you guys! I knew you two would work out! May I have some? THANK YOU!" She said as she face-planted right into the chocolate cake that was on their table. She ate it like an animal. She lifted her face and saw another cart come out with even more chocolate treats. Even a chocolate FOUNTAIN!
"No wait, I want THAT!" She said as she rushed over to said fountain caring cart.
"No way." Sunset said. "She wouldn't dare!"
"Oh yeah! Now we're talking!" Rarity said as she picked up a bowl full of melted chocolate...and began to drink it!
"MMMMMM!" She moaned as she drank more of it. A bus boy accidentally bumped into her and caused her to spill the chocolate in her bowl. Instead of getting mad though, se put the bowl back on the cart and turned around.
"Does anyone here know the Chocolate Slide?" She asked as she took a few steps back.
"She wouldn't." Sunset said. Rarity started running forward.
"She is." Ranma said. Rarity then jumped right into the chocolate and slid across the floor.
"She did!" Pinkie exclaimed with a big smile on her face. Rarity rolled around in the chocolate like a pig in slaw. She then went on to make chocolate angles. After a while, she got up and went back to her seat.
"Mm. That was good, but I think I need a break from chocolate. OOHHH chocolate sounds really good right now!"
At nearly the same time she said this, the girl that Brian was cheating on Rarity with, walked right into the restaurant.
"There's the other girl." Pinkie pointed out.
"Okay Sunset, I think it's time to return Rarity to normal." Ranma said.
"Yeah. Right." She agreed. She channeled her magic and this time, nothing stopped her from hitting her two main targets. As Rarity was hit by the magic, she started to come back to her senses. She looked down at herself and...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She screamed as she stood up and looked at herself.
"What the HELL HAPPENED TOO ME!" She looked at herself and looked around. And as soon as she turned around, she saw Ranma and Pinkie chuckling to themself=ves and Sunset waved at the purple haired girl with a nervous expresstion.
"Youuuuuu..." She said, venom dripping from her voice.
"Hey rich chick. Have enough chocolate?" Ranma asked. Rarity marched over to the three of them.
"I can not BELIEVE you!" She shouted at the top of her lungs.
"I can not believe that you would go this far to ruin my date with MY BOYFRIEND!"
"Whoa! Your boyfriend!?" Came a voice from behind her. Rarity turned around and saw a blonde girl around her age come marching over to her.
"Brian Holding, is MY boyfriend." She said.
"What on Earth are you talking about?" Rarity asked the blonde woman.
"I would suggest you ask the guy who's trying to sneak away out the front door." Ranma said, pointing towards the boy in question. The two girls turned around and saw the boy they were fighting over was indeed trying to sneak away.
"BRIAN!" They both called out, stopping the boy in his tracks. He turned around and cracked a nervous smile. The girls marched over to him gave him the meanest stare down Ranma had ever seen.
"What is this girl talking about, you being her boyfriend?" Rarity asked.
"Brian. Why are you out on a date with this...freak!" The blonde asked.
"FREAK!" Rarity and the others exclaimed.
"Now you listen here, bottle blonde!" Ranma said as he marched dover to the girl.
"Rarity is not a freak! If anyone here is a freak it's this creep who's been cheating on the two of you."
"Cheating!" The two girls exclaimed as they looked at the young man in question.
"Brian, is this true? Have you really been cheating on me with this blonde tramp?" Rarity asked him.
"Um..." Brian began.
"Tell the truth." Ranma said.
"Actually Rarity, I was cheating on her with you."
Rarity gasped at the revelation.
"You mean...I'm the other woman!?" The other girl just scoffed.
"I don't believe this. You actually played the both of us like this!? What is WRONG with you!?"
"And one other thing," Rarity chimed in. "I'm nobody's side girl!" And with that, both girls slapped Brian on both sides of his face. Before they could continue, Ranma stepped in front of them.
"Ladies, allow me." And with that, Ranma side kicked Brian right into the cart full of chocolate.
"Don't worry, it's all on him. Ha ha hah!" Ranma laughed at his own joke. The blonde girl stormed out, and as she did, Ranma looked at Rarity, who was looking at him with murder in her eyes. Ranma started to back away and hold up his hands in defense.
"N-now Rarity, hold on. In my defense...Sunset did it!" Ranma said, pointing at the girl in question.
"*Gasp* You son of a bitch." She said as Rarity glared at her next.
"It was him! He made me do it! Right Pinkie?" She turned to the pink haired girl...only she wasn't their. In fact, no had bothered to keep their eyes on her during the altercation a few moments ago.
"Um...Has anyone seen Pinkie?" Sunset asked. And as soon as she asked, they heard an all too familiar voice. They all turned to see Pinkie Pie, rolling around in the spilt chocolate.
"Hee hee hee hee! Ho hoo hoo hoo!" She kept saying as she played in the chocolate like it was snow. Rarity glared back at Ranma.
"Look. I know you're mad at me, and you have every right to be, but 1; I never meant for you to be hit by that spell! It was meant for Brian but someone bumped int Sunset and screwed up her aim. 2; I tried to tell you that that creep was cheating on you but you wouldn't listen and..."
"Enough!" Rarity cut him off. "I'm going home." She marched out of the restaurant.
"Rarity.." Ranma tried to call after her.
"LEAVE ME ALONE!" Was her only reply.
The next day, Ranma was heading out into town to clear his head. This was definitely NOT how he wanted to spend his Sunday. He looked ahead, and low and behold, there was Rarity, walking down the street.
Ranma knew he would have to face her sooner or later. And to be fair, if he was going to lose a friend, he'd rather just get it over with. So, he rushed over to her.
"Rarity!" He cried. "Rarity wait. Look, you can be mad at me all you want. I can take it. But please don't take it out on Sunset and Pinkie. They had almost nothing to do with it. It was all my idea and..."
"Stop." Rarity cut him off. She took a deep breath and looked him straight in the eye. "You're right about one thing. I am mad."
Ranma looked down, dejected.
"At Brian and myself." That made him look back up.
"Don't get me wrong, I am still mad at you, but *sigh* I deserved it for not listening to you when you tried to warn me about that creep. I was so caught up in my own little fantasy that I couldn't see that my friend was just trying to protect me." She said with a warm and kind smile. The kind that Ranma always associated with the girl.
"So...we're good?" He asked. Rarity reached into her bag, pulled out a chocolate cake...and smooshed it right in Ranma's face.
"Now we're good." Rarity said with a chuckle. But Ranma was not the kind of guy to let someone else have the last laugh. He wiped as much of the cake off his face as he could...and smacked it right back into Rarity's face.
"No," He said. "Now we'ere good."
Rarity wiped the cake off her face and smashed it into Ranma's hair.
"No. NOW we're good!"
Having had enough, Ranma wiped the cake out of his hair and did something he knew he would regret later. He flicked it right onto Rarity's breats.
"Aaahhh!" She screamed.
"No. NOW we're good! Little miss Implants!"
Rarity gasped. That one did it!
"It. Is. ON!" With that, she tackled Ranma to the ground and tried to wrestle him into submission. Key word, tried.
"Bad idea getting into a wrestling match with a guy who know Judo and Jiu-jitsu Rarity!" Ranma said as he effortlessly bested the purple haired girl. As Ranma was pinning Rarity down, Pinkie just so happened to be strolling across the street.
She saw her two friends fighting and did the one thing she could do. She took out her phone and started recording.
"YouTube, this is sooo going all over you."
"Boy, you guys sure have lots of fun!" Pinkie said as we return to the fire place lit room that we began in. Ranma shook his head.
"I'm just glad me and Rarity finally let bygones be bygones. Of course, I did have to model for her in order for her to forgive me for the implants comment. In retrospect, that one was going a bit to far."
"Yeah," Pinkie agreed. "Oh! Look at the time! And the page number we're on. I guess it's time to wrap this chapter up."
"Yeah, I guess so." Ranma said as he nodded his head. The both of them then looked at the camera.
"Whelp, I hope you guys had fun reading this long-ass chapter." Said Ranma.
"And we hope to see you guys again in the next chapter! Until then, this is Pinkie..."
"And Ranma. Saying..." The both put their arms around each others shoulders.
"THAT'S ALL FOLKS!"
Sunset: Hey guys! Hope you enjoyed this chapter! In the next one, Ranma is having one bad day after the next. His curse just keeps getting activated at the most random times. The poor guy is a total wreck! I wish there was something me and the others could do to help him out. Wait...OF COURSE! Why didn't I think of this before! Don't miss the next episode of Equestria Wild Horse: Cures and Reunions! Now if you'll excuse me, I have a very important message to write. Dear Princess Twilight...
Ending Song: Romantic Ageru Yo. (Sung By Sunset Shimmer)
Be as free as you can be, a childlike love of fantasy,
The world is a mystery for you and me.
Sunset is looking out her window, smiling.
A miracle, an adventure too, a single wish waits for you,
The beating of your heart will see you through.
Scene cuts to Ranma sitting on a cliff looking out over the horizon.
When you think you can't go on, give it another try,
The power of your youth is strong, and as big as the sky.
Fluttershy is playing with some animals, Rainbow is tuning her guitar, and Rarity is flipping through a magazine.
Search all over the valley, the mountains and you'll see...believing in yourself sets you free!
Applejack is working on her farm, Twilight is messing with some chemicals, and Pinkie is setting up a party.
Come on, I'll give you romance!
Come on, I'll give you paradise!
Scene cuts to a picture of Ranma and the girls all together. Scene pans out to show Ranma looking at the picture as he slowly smiles.
Liberate the "you" that you keep inside.
Come on, I'll give you romance!
Come on, I'll give you paradise!
Ranma walks through the city, wondering aimlessly.
Make your dreams come true; you'll see fantasy...magic can happen to you!
Ranam looks up and sees the girls waving at him. He smiles and jogs up to them as the girls rush over to him. As the song ends, the camera pans up and eight shooting stars streak across the sky.
